Next day. 次日。 In the morning. 早晨。 United States Ministry of Defence press conference. 美国国防部记者会。 The reporter originally and other issues gives a public reply in view of recently the defense budget overspending and the weapons exports public concern, however just had not replied that several issues, Female reporter of United States famous media raised hand to hint, sets out to ask a question. 记者会本来是针对近期内民众关心的国防预算超支和武器出口等多个问题做一个公开回答,然而还刚没回答几个问题,一个美国著名媒体的女记者就举手示意,起身问了一个问题。 Female reporter said: „, United States newest laser weapons is China whether sends to the fog haze frequency really invalid?” 女记者道:“请问,美国的最新激光武器是否真的对雾霾频发的中国无效？” The defense department officials were obviously scared, „?” 国防部官员显然傻眼了,“啊？” Female reporter also asked: „Is the China kelp Nemesis of United States nuclear-powered submarine?” 女记者又问:“中国的海带是美国核潜艇的克星吗？” The defense department officials are dumbfounded, „what?” 国防部官员目瞪口呆,“啥？” Female reporter asked again: „Under the China fog haze weather, paratrooper how parachuting?” 女记者再问:“在中国的雾霾天气下,伞兵如何跳伞？” Fog haze? 雾霾？ Kelp? 海带？ Parachuting? 跳伞？ The audiences were peaceful! 全场都安静了！ Attending reporter: „......” 与会记者:“……” United States people: „......” 美国民众:“……” World people: „......” 世界民众:“……” Finally, that defense department official has not answered that Female reporter issue in live broadcast, how because he does not know replied that he estimated has not looked at CCTV international channel. However exudes the intermittent laughter that also to look from the reporters, many people know that Zhang Ye the program, caused in the world multi- country range really has discussed very much, some people thought that he Blew fucking awesome, but some people also really thought Zhang Ye said was reasonable. Regardless of the fog haze is also good, kelp, has the scientific basis. 最后,那位国防部官员也没有在直播中回答那位女记者的问题,因为他根本不知道怎么回答,他估计是没有看过央视国际频道的。不过从现场记者们发出的阵阵笑声也看得出来,还是有很多人知道的,张烨的这次节目,在世界多国范围内真的引起了很大热议,有人觉得他是吹-牛-逼,但有人还真觉得张烨说的有道理。无论雾霾也好,海带也罢,很多都是有科学根据的。 Therefore this is also many person dumbfounded reason. 所以这也是很多人哭笑不得的原因。 Because you know obviously this goods talked nonsense in his mother, but you did not refute! 因为你明明知道这货在他娘扯淡,但是你就是反驳不了！ ...... …… Domestic. 国内。 Merchant Shop once more sale. 商城再次热卖。 【Fog haze against laser drinking glass】. 【雾霾防激光水杯】。 【Fog haze against missile cell phone shell】. 【雾霾防导弹手机壳】。 【Fog haze against paratrooper mask】. 【雾霾防伞兵口罩】。 And so on, sold to be out of stock. 等等等等,很多都卖脱销了。 On weibo: 微博上: „Over the two days laughed at me!” “这两天笑死我了啊！” „I am also, people of the world provoked laughter by Zhang Ye!” “我也是,世界人民都被张烨逗笑了！” „What is funniest is the United States Ministry of Defence press conference, looked?” “最逗的是美国国防部记者会,看了没有？” „Hahahaha, looked!” “哈哈哈哈,看了看了！” „Zhang Ye Blows fucking awesome blew United States!” “张烨吹-牛-逼都吹到美国了！” „They took seriously really!” “他们真的当真了啊！” „The United States defense department officials estimated that was silly!” “美国国防部官员估计都傻了！” „Yes, the latest many strategic weapons, were given to do to abandon by face-smacking Zhang a few words, mouth artillery Kungfu of this fellow was good!” “是啊,最新研制的多项战略武器,被打脸张一句话就给搞废了,这家伙的嘴炮功夫太牛了！” „Tonight also has one issue!” “今晚还有一期啊！” „Right, last issue of program!” “对,最后一期节目了！” „Too anticipated!” “太期待了啊！” „Looked that he says anything today! Hahaha!” “看他今天说什么！哈哈哈！” „I love Zhang Ye!” “我爱张烨！” „I also love, this male servant can always bring to laugh heartily to the person!” “我也爱,这厮总能给人带来欢笑啊！” ...... …… In the morning. 上午。 CCTV. 央视。 Zhang Ye is telephoning with General Li. 张烨正在和李将军通电话。 „I said Professor Zhang.” “我说张教授啊。” „How Old Li?” “怎么了老李？” „Last issue, have you been able not to flicker?” “最后一期了,你能不能别忽悠了？” „I have not flickered.” “我没忽悠啊。” „Suitable also said proper good?” “适当的也说点正经的行不行？” „I said is proper.” “我说的都是正经的呀。” That side, the CCTV international channel person is actually jubilant, because yesterday's Viewership Ratings set new high, arrived high scary, high to make the blood boil! 那边,央视国际频道的人倒是兴高采烈,因为昨天的收视率又创新高了,高到吓人,高到令人发指！ Domestic! 国内！ Overseas! 海外！ Viewership Ratings entire explosive table! 收视率全爆表了！ Actually in China, many people are one hear of happy matters, what they did not care about Zhang Ye saying that did not care about the Zhang Ye method to be feasible, real, they only know that under the influence of Zhang Ye, the world more and more started to be affected by China, before this was , the matter that in the China history any Celebrity has not achieved, the United States Ministry of Defence was made by the opinion of Zhang Ye ignorant, but also who? 其实在中国,很多人就是一听一乐的事儿,他们根本不在乎张烨说了什么,更不在乎张烨的方法可不可行、是不是真的,他们只知道在张烨的影响下,世界越来越多地开始被中国影响,这是以前中国历史上任何一个明星都没有做到的事,美国国防部都被张烨的言论弄懵了,还有谁？ ...... …… In the evening. 当晚。 program started. 节目开始了。 All parties converge. 各方云集。 Global attention. 全球关注。 ...... …… Parent's house. 父母家。 Father said: „Broadcast.” 老爸说:“播了。” Mother gets angry: „This boy if today talks nonsense again, I pull out his me!” 老妈怒道:“这小子今天要是再胡说八道,我抽死他我！” Father somewhat is also helpless. 老爸也有些无奈。 ...... …… Spring Garden. 春天花园家。 „Came!” “来了来了！” „Hahahaha finally started!” “哈哈哈哈终于开始了！” „Has a look to have any strategic weapons to pour under the mouth of Zhang Ye today!” “看看今天又要有什么战略武器倒在张烨的嘴下！” ...... …… Zhang Ye studio. 张烨工作室。 „Took Leader Zhang.” “服了张导了。” „Leader Zhang was pushed up the global keenest struggle for these days!” “张导这几天被推上全球风口浪尖了啊！” „Good matter, our popularity to rise.” “好事儿,咱们人气又要涨了。” ...... …… India. 印度。 „Started!” “开始了！” „I thought how this fellow blows today!” “我看这家伙今天怎么吹！” „Said that any submarine laser weapons, now the maximum strength of world is an aircraft carrier!” “说什么潜艇啊激光武器啊的,现在世界的最大战力是航母！” „Yes, had the skill he to make the aircraft carrier!” “是啊,有本事他把航母弄了！” ...... …… United States. 美国。 „The China person said does not have the significance.” “中国人说的都没有意义。” „Yes, has the aircraft carrier, their all theories rambled on.” “是啊,有航母在,他们的一切理论都是瞎扯。” „China may not have the aircraft carrier.” “中国可还没有航空母舰呢。” ...... …… On television. 电视上。 Today's Yu Yingyi melted the heavy powder, little putting on make-up Chi Xue specially has also dressed up at the request of program group. Because they know that now this channel is not only the Domestic person was looking, the reception population of overseas also erupted, therefore they sit here, representative is the China image. Naturally, Zhang Ye that welldoing, has not put on make-up, clothes also that he little cares about the vivid issue. Um, but on present situation, this male servant did not have what image to say around the world actually. 今天的俞颖怡化了浓妆,很少化妆的迟雪在节目组的要求下也特意打扮了一下。因为她们都知道,如今这个频道已经不仅仅是国内人在看了,海外的收视人数也爆发了,所以她们坐在这里,代表的就是中国形象。当然,张烨还是那个德行,也没化妆,衣服也还是那一身,他很少在意形象的问题。嗯,不过就现在的形势来看,这厮在世界范围内其实也没有什么形象可言了。 Zhang Ye. 张烨。 Blows fucking awesome. 吹-牛-逼。 These two words outside the people by many Domestic had been equated. 这两个单词已经被很多国内外民众画上等号了。 Yu Yingyi said with a smile: „Welcome watches this issue of program, we met, my morning time watched a news, was the matter of United States Ministry of Defence press conference, does not know that Academician Chi did have to hear?” 俞颖怡微笑道:“欢迎收看这一期节目,咱们又见面了,我早上的时候关注到了一条新闻,是美国国防部记者会的事,不知道迟院士有听说吗？” The Chi Xue forced smile, „I also looked.” 迟雪苦笑,“我也看了。” Yu Yingyi said with a smile: „The Academician Zhang tactic, alarmed many people, some world netizens was arguing how Academician Zhang did see?” 俞颖怡笑道:“张院士的战术,真的惊动了很多人,全世界都有网友在争论,张院士怎么看？” Zhang Ye said indifferently: „Has the argument is the good deed, we do the military, does the weapon, sometimes cannot limit to the science and technology merely, how a campaign hits, the way has, I give everybody a mentality, some everybody people approve, some people do not approve, is normal.” 张烨淡然道:“有争论是好事,我们搞军事的,搞武器的,有时候不能仅仅局限于科技,一场战役怎么打,方式有很多,我只是给大家一个思路,大家有人认同,有人不认可,都是正常的。” Chi Xue shakes the head with a smile, „my theory to the Academician Zhang, is the reservations.” 迟雪笑着摇头,“我对张院士的理论,还是保留意见。” Yu Yingyi said: „It seems like the argument of Academician Chi and Academician Zhang must continue today.” 俞颖怡道:“看来迟院士和张院士的争论今天还是要继续了。” Chi Xue nods, „, I insisted that the science and technology is the book.” 迟雪点头,“是的,我还是坚持科技为本。” Zhang Ye said: „Science and technology is the book right, but sometimes, the disparity in science and technology is needs time to pursue, I draw an analogy, for example now, if China is involved in the war, the science and technology on stay here, the weaponry is also these, the airplane is these many, the tank is these many, does that this weaponry hit? With the existing weapon effective attack enemy side? I thought that this is the present must consider.” 张烨说:“科技为本没错,但有些时候,科技上的差距是需要时间来追赶的,我打个比方,比如现在,如果中国卷入战争,科技就停留在这里了,武器装备也就是这些,飞机就是这么多,坦克就是这么多,那这场仗怎么打？怎么用现有的武器有效的打击敌方？我觉得这才是现在要考虑的。” Chi Xue said: „This saying is actually right.” 迟雪道:“这话倒是对的。” Yu Yingyi said: „Speaking of the war, aircraft carrier that then the word definitely is unable to avoid.” 俞颖怡道:“说到战争,那么有一个词是肯定无法避开的航母。” Chi Xue um, „aircraft carrier we now could not truly have made, this is the disparity of scientific and technological standard, we acknowledged this point.” 迟雪嗯了一声,“航母我们现在确实还造不出来,这就是科技水平的差距,我们承认这一点。” Yu Yingyi said: „Some experts have said that results in aircraft carrier to win the world.” 俞颖怡道:“有专家说过,得航母者得天下。” Chi Xue said: „In modern warfare, does not use under situation of nuclear weapon, I approve this point.” 迟雪道:“现代战争中,不动用核武器的情况下,我认可这一点。” Yu Yingyi asked: „Academician Zhang?” 俞颖怡问:“张院士呢？” Zhang Ye smiles, „I do not approve.” 张烨笑笑,“我不认可。” Chi Xue choked with him, „I also hope that saw the China army was strong, the weapon world was top, but by the present science and technology, cannot achieve temporarily, the aircraft carrier evaded not to be possible to evade, truly was our soft, I also know that the military has been studying fully, I did not have the opportunity to participate in this project, but Academician Zhang should have the opportunity participation, you definitely know that the aircraft carrier regarding a military significance of country was anything.” 迟雪又跟他呛上了,“我也希望看到中国军队强大,武器世界顶尖,但是以现在的科技,暂时做不到,航母避无可避,确实是咱们的软项,我也知道军方一直在全力研究,我没机会参与这个项目,但张院士应该有机会参与吧,你肯定知道航母对于一个国家的军事意义是什么。” Zhang Ye said: „Aircraft carrier significance is truly great, but the aircraft carrier is not Undefeatable, it can be blown up.” 张烨说道:“航母确实意义重大,但航母不是无敌的,它可以被炸毁。” Chi Xue said: „Explodes? Missile saturation bombing? Where aircraft carrier destroyer escort ship do you place? When you they are take a walk? The chaff shell, the interceptor, the aircraft carrier and escort ship are the massive equipment, this is also not the interception of aeroplane carrier fighter, the aircraft carrier, if can such easily be attacked and sunk, that did not call the aircraft carrier.” 迟雪却道:“怎么炸？导弹饱和轰炸？那你把航母驱逐舰护卫舰放在哪里？你当他们是遛弯的吗？干扰弹,拦截弹,航母和护卫舰都是大量装备的,这还不算航母战斗机的拦截,航母要是能这么轻易被击沉,那也不叫航母了。” Zhang Ye shakes the head, „I thought that you deified the aircraft carrier.” 张烨摇头,“我觉得你把航母神化了。” But Chi Xue said: „Do you have the method to cope?” 迟雪无奈道:“你有方法对付？” Yu Yingyi has one not good premonition, „does Academician Zhang have the new method?” 俞颖怡有一种不好的预感,“张院士又有新方法？” Zhang Ye thinks that said: „Naturally has.” 张烨想了想,道:“当然有。” Chi Xue does not believe that „what means?” 迟雪不信,“什么办法？” Zhang Ye language startled world, „meteorite!” 张烨语惊天下,“陨石！” At this moment. 这一刻。 This flash. 这一瞬间。 The world was also peaceful! 世界又安静了！ The global innumerable people have opened mouth, was silly! 全球无数民众都张大了嘴,傻了！ No one has thought that this goods jump unexpectedly such a few words! 谁也没有想到,这货竟然蹦出这么一句话！ Yu Yingyi compels to say ignorant: „Falls, meteorite?” 俞颖怡懵逼道:“陨,陨石？” Only listens to Zhang Ye to speak with confidence: „Aircraft carrier has Nemesis, for example I proposed that a mentality, we can make the massive meteorite showers, makes? We use the rocket to carry massive meteorites or kind of meteorite matters, transmits to the outer space, then after the massive plans, the definite aircraft carrier march direction and attack position, detonates the rocket, making the meteorite shower pound crowded, can definitely creates the ruinous attack to aircraft carrier and carrier battle group!” 只听张烨侃侃而谈道:“航母是有克星的,比如我提出一个思路,我们可以制造大量的陨石雨,怎么造呢？我们利用火箭携带大量的陨石或类陨石物质,发送到太空当中,然后经过大量的计划,确定航母行进方向和打击位置,引爆火箭,让陨石雨密集地砸下去,完全可以对航母和航母战斗群造成毁灭性打击！” Chi Xue is shocked saying: „Is impossible!” 迟雪惊呆道:“不可能！” Zhang Ye asked with a smile: „How to be impossible? What is the meteorite? Is the stone, it biggest superiority is, it is not a missile, it does not have the electromagnetism to respond, your escort ship launch chaff shell? Electromagnetic interference? You disturb one to try to me! He is a stone, do you disturb? Your destroyer interception? That is the meteorite, tens of thousands of meteorites, you intercept one to try to me, you intercept ten, interception 100, have you also been able to intercept 10,000? 100,000? In front of the meteorite, is the science and technology useful? Anything uses not to have.” 张烨笑着问道:“怎么不可能？陨石是什么？就是石头,它最大的优势在于,它不是导弹,它没有电磁反应,你护卫舰发射干扰弹？电磁干扰？你给我干扰一个试试！他就是个石头,你怎么干扰啊？你驱逐舰拦截？那是陨石,成千上万的陨石,你给我拦截一个试试,你拦截的了十个,拦截的了100个,你还能拦截10000个？100000个？在陨石面前,科技有什么用？什么用也没有。” Chi Xue: „This” 迟雪:“这” Yu Yingyi said: „Does meteorite have this might?” 俞颖怡啊道:“陨石有这个威力吗？” Zhang Ye said: „Naturally has, Speed that the meteorite falls is several Mach, twenty Mach, what meaning? Is a meteorite of egg size falls.” In his hand a gesture, „basically a 15 centimeters 20 centimeters steel plate, penetrated directly! What concept falls on the aircraft carrier is? Does not use many, five rounds pound on the aircraft carrier, you sank directly, does not need rubbish!” 张烨道:“当然有,陨石落下来的速度都是十几马赫,二十几马赫,什么意思呢？就是一个鸡蛋大小的陨石落下来。”他手上一比划,“基本上一个15厘米20厘米的钢板,直接就穿透了！落在航母上是什么概念？不用多,五发砸在航母身上,你直接就沉了,根本不用废话！” ...... …… Last issue of program broadcast! 最后一期节目播完了！ The world also therefore caused a stir! 全世界也因此轰动了！ All people by the wind that in Zhang Ye this fucking awesome blows disorderly! 所有人都被张烨这个牛-逼吹的风中凌乱！ First has the kelp to entangle the submarine! 前有海带缠潜艇！ Latter has the fog haze against laser! 后有雾霾防激光！ Now? 现在呢？ Also did his mother come the meteorite resentment aircraft carrier?? 又他妈来了个陨石怼航母？？ Teacher Zhang! You Do not blow fucking awesome can die??? 张老师！你不吹-牛-逼能死吗？？？