IRAS :: Volume #17

#1621: Fog haze against laser!


Overnight. 一夜之间。 The kelp entangled submarine word to be hot. 海带缠潜艇这个词就火了。 Next day, online Merchant Shop presented the relevant product. 第二天,网上商城就出现了相关产品。 Kelp entangles submarine handbag: Ten Yuan. 【海带缠潜艇手提袋】:十元一个。 Kelp entangles submarine same funds T-shirt: 35 Yuan. 【海带缠潜艇同款T恤衫】:35元一件。 Kelp entangles the submarine hat( black)】: 15 Yuan. 【海带缠潜艇帽子(黑色)】:15元一顶。 Yellow Hai Hai belt( China strategy level weapon)】 Seven Yuan one jin (0.5 kg). 【黄海海带(中国战略级武器)】七元一斤。 All kinds. 各式各样。 All kinds. 五花八门。 What is most essential, the sales volume is extremely high. 最关键的是,销量极高。 Also successively presented the same product including the commerce hand of main street and small alley. 连大街小巷的商贩手中也陆续出现了同样的产品。 Many people looked at laughing like crazy, on weibo some countless people were also exposing to the sun the list. 很多人一看都乐疯了,微博上也有无数人在晒单。 Hahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈!” Looks at my new hat!” “看我新帽子!” Smiles to pull out, was too graceful!” “笑抽,太帅了!” I have also bought a package! The kelp entangled the submarine to be too garish, walked on the avenue, on the road all people look at me, turning head led 200%!” “我也买了个包!海带缠潜艇太扎眼了,走在大街上,路上所有人都看我啊,回头率200!” face-smacking Zhang too your mother joking!” 打脸张太你妈逗比了!” This fellow is not continuously this, Ha Ha!” “这家伙不是一直都这样嘛,哈哈!” Global many media reported this matter.” “全球不少媒体都报导这件事了啊。” He can coax.” “他是真能忽悠啊。” Today also has the interview?” “今天还有访谈吗?” Has, 8 : 00 pm have the second issue, tomorrow will have the third issue.” “有啊,晚上八点还有第二期,明天还有第三期。” Anticipated.” “期待死了。” I could not wait.” “我也等不及了。” Yes, looked that he will also say anything in the evening.” “是啊,看他晚上又会说什么。” Today should speak properly, impossible old such to talk nonsense.” “今天应该会讲点正经的了吧,不可能老这么扯淡啊。” ...... …… CCTV. 央视 International channel. 国际频道 Also has recorded and broadcast time to the second issue. 又到了第二期录播时间了。 Zhang Ye one, the people of program group encircled. 张烨一来,节目组的人就围上去了。 Academician Zhang!” 张院士!” Viewership Ratings exploded!” 收视率爆了啊!” Domestic Viewership Ratings turned more than ten times!” 国内收视率翻了十多倍啊!” Overseas Viewership Ratings is also, yesterday program broadcast when Viewership Ratings usually Viewership Ratings must be higher than several times compared with us, the overseas watched the population to break the record!” “海外收视率也是,昨天节目播出时的收视率比我们平时收视率要高出了好几倍,海外观看人数破纪录了!” Our international channel does not have this Viewership Ratings!” “咱们国际频道从没有过这种收视率啊!” The people are very excited. 众人都很激动。 CCTV international channel, China only international channel, seems the status is very heavy, seems unique, may attention not be in fact high, looks at the person not to be many, is also good because of Domestic, in the overseas, Viewership Ratings is at an extremely awkward position, when they have enjoyed this treatment, all these are China that Zhang Ye brings nowadays only International Celebrity! 央视国际频道,中国唯一的一个国际频道,看上去地位很重,看上去独一无二,可实际上关注度却不高,看得人不多的,在国内也好,在海外也罢,收视率都一直处在一个极其尴尬的位置,他们什么时候享受过这种待遇啊,这一切都是张烨带来的中国现今唯一的一个国际明星 Zhang Ye one's own has not thought of program to broadcast actually, will cause such big reaction, not only Domestic has exploded, did the overseas also pay attention unexpectedly? 张烨自己其实也没想到节目播出后会引起这么大的反响,不但国内炸了,海外居然也关注了? The Yu Yingyi cough said: Come?” 俞颖怡咳嗽道:“来啦?” Zhang Ye smiles, came.” 张烨笑笑,“来了。” Yu Yingyi said: Yesterday's video was passed on insanely, overseas also in biography.” 俞颖怡道:“昨天的视频已经被传疯了,海外也在传。” Zhang Ye said with a laugh: „Can you also internationally mix a face to be ripe?” 张烨笑呵呵道:“那你也能在国际上混点脸熟了?” Yu Yingyi roll one's eyes said: I thank you.” 俞颖怡翻白眼道:“我谢谢你啊。” Is impolite.” Zhang Ye said. “不客气。”张烨道。 Chi Xue sits reluctantly, starts?” 迟雪无奈地坐过来,“开始吧?” Yu Yingyi said: Record countdown, one minute.” 俞颖怡说:“录制倒计时,一分钟。” Zhang Ye said: Good.” 张烨道:“好。” The second issue recorded. 第二期开录了。 ...... …… In the evening. 当晚。 In world network. 世界网络上。 United States netizen: China program started!” 美国网友:“中国节目开始了!” Netherlands netizen: Came!” 荷兰网友:“来了来了!” France netizen: This program was too funny, yesterday had not seen that today must look at one.” 法国网友:“这个节目太逗了,昨天没看到,今天必须看一眼。” Japan netizen: I also asked several friends to look together, I must have a look at today's fucking awesome surnamed Zhang to be able but actually to blow any appearance.” 日本网友:“我也叫来几个朋友一起看了,我倒要看看姓张的今天的牛-逼能吹成什么样子。” Republic of Korea netizen: Broadcast.” 韩国网友:“播了。” After yesterday's farce, today, global more people heard the news also saw the news, many people also broadcast CCTV international channel. 经过昨天的闹剧,今天,全球更多的人听说了消息也看到了新闻,不少人也都播到央视国际频道 10 million people. 10000000人。 20 million people. 20000000人。 30 million people. 30000000人。 The overseas reception population rises suddenly unceasingly! 海外收视人数不断暴涨! Even also has the people of various countries' media and various countries' military to look. 甚至还有各国媒体、各国军方的人在看。 This is the China program history first time can cause in the overseas so pays attention! 这是中国节目历史第一次能在海外引起如此关注的! ...... …… On television. 电视上。 program started. 节目已经开始了。 Yu Yingyi said with a smile: Hello, we met, welcome to China army day special military program, I am Host Yu Yingyi.” 俞颖怡微笑道:“大家好,我们又见面了,欢迎收看中国建军节特别军事节目,我是主持人俞颖怡。” I am Chi Xue.” “我是迟雪。” I am Zhang Ye.” “我是张烨。” They also greeted to scene and global people. 他俩也对镜头和全球民众打了个招呼。 Yu Yingyi said: Yesterday we chatted the threat about nuclear-powered submarine, Academician Zhang has given a plan, has caused discussion and question of global people, actually I know that the meaning of Academician Zhang was a war and campaign a victory, is not whose science and technology was developed, whose weapon can win advanced, the battlefield showdown was a consideration of comprehensive factor, the variable is very big, the tactic were also many, ordinary kelp, will possibly limit the nuclear-powered submarine in march of sea area, therefore, even if the advanced weapon, were indeterminable a campaign the victory.” 俞颖怡说道:“昨天我们聊到了关于核潜艇的威胁,张院士给出了一个方案,引起了全球民众的热议和质疑,其实我知道,张院士的意思是一场战争和一场战役的胜利,并不是谁的科技发达,谁的武器先进就可以打赢的,战场的对决是一个综合因素的考量,变数很大,战术也很多,一普通的海带,可能就会限制核潜艇在海域的行进,所以,哪怕再先进的武器,也无法决定一场战役的胜利。” Zhang Ye nods, is this.” 张烨点头,“是这样的。” Yu Yingyi asked: How does Academician Chi see?” 俞颖怡问:“迟院士怎么看?” Chi Xue shakes the head saying: This viewpoint I agree with part, another part I have the different views, the science and technology, the armament, the weapon, is a country is powerful or not the key, I am a scientific worker, what I look am more is the data, under some strategic weapons, the significance of tactic is not big, for example some missiles, the firing distance is these many, can project on can project on, cannot project on cannot project on, has nothing to say.” 迟雪摇头道:“这个观点我同意一部分,另一部分我有不同看法,科技,军备,武器,还是一个国家强盛与否的关键,我是个科学工作者,我看得更多的是数据,在有些战略型武器下,战术的意义并不大,比如有的导弹,射程就是这么多,能打到就是能打到,打不到就是打不到,没什么可说的。” Zhang Ye smiles not to speak. 张烨笑而不语。 Yu Yingyi said: Heard that had the developed country to develop the laser weapons.” 俞颖怡道:“听说已经有发达国家研制出了激光武器。” Chi Xue one, said: Yes, this truly is a very big threat.” 迟雪一嗯,道:“是的,这确实是个很大的威胁。” Yu Yingyi said: Has the means that can deal with?” 俞颖怡道:“有能应对的办法吗?” Chi Xue wants not to say: No, not merely is we, now in the world any country, has not dealt with the means of laser weapons, the missile can intercept, the aircraft carrier can divert, but the laser is not good, this is one type is very formidable, basically non-solution weapon, nowadays technical not any method of stop.” 迟雪想也不想道:“没有,不单是咱们,现在世界上任何一个国家,都没有应对激光武器的办法,导弹可以拦截,航母可以牵制,但激光不行,这是一种很强大,基本上无解的武器,现今的科技没有任何阻拦的手段。” Zhang Ye said suddenly: This saying was too absolute.” 张烨却忽然道:“这话太绝对了。” But Chi Xue said: „It is not absolute, is helpless.” 迟雪无奈道:“不是绝对,是无奈。” Laser weapons are not Undefeatable.” Zhang Ye said decidedly. “激光武器不是无敌的。”张烨断然道。 Chi Xue has competed with him, „? Isn't able to intercept is also not Undefeatable?” 迟雪跟他较上劲了,“哦?无法拦截还不是无敌?” Zhang Ye has smiled, who said that isn't able to intercept?” 张烨笑了,“谁说无法拦截?” Yu Yingyi said pleasantly surprised: „? Has the method?” 俞颖怡惊喜道:“啊?有方法?” Chi Xue roll one's eyes, is impossible, any country does not have the method.” 迟雪翻白眼,“不可能,任何国家都没有方法。” Zhang Ye said lightly: But China has.” 张烨淡淡道:“但中国有。” Chi Xue is stunned: „Does China have?” 迟雪愕然:“中国有?” Finally, the next quarter, Zhang Ye stuns the world. 结果,下一刻,张烨就语出惊人。 Only listens to him saying: Fog haze can against laser.” 只听他道:“雾霾就可以防激光。” Static! 静! Dies same static! 死一样的静! Before studio and television, instant that silent! 演播室和电视前都霎那无声! Fog haze?? 雾霾?? Against laser??? 防激光??? Chi Xue spurts the blood, „?” 迟雪喷血,“啊?” Zhang Ye looks at shocking Yu Yingyi and Chi Xue, said with a smile: Laser weapons are very formidable, but it also has the short board . Moreover the short board is very obvious, Academician Chi should be very clear, the conventional weapon truly is unable to intercept the laser, what is the fog haze? The diameter of fog haze pellet most greatly is 80 microns, the majority resides between 1 micron to 10 microns, but laser wavelength in overwhelming majorities below 1000 nanometers, is below 1 micron, therefore the laser is hard to bypass the fog haze pellet, the laser attenuation in the fog haze is very fierce.” 张烨看着震惊的俞颖怡迟雪,微笑道:“激光武器是很强大,但它也有短板的,而且短板很明显,迟院士应该很清楚,常规的武器确实无法拦截激光,但雾霾是什么?雾霾颗粒的直径最大为80微米,大部分居于1微米到10微米之间,而激光波长在绝大多数在1000纳米以下,也就是1微米以下,所以激光难以绕过雾霾颗粒,在雾霾中激光衰减是非常剧烈的。” Yu Yingyi cannot understand. 俞颖怡根本听不懂。 Chi Xue actually tarries, this 迟雪却呆住,“这” Zhang Ye said: In fog haze has the massive metal particles, enlarges it, is the prills, after being certain density, did you tell me the laser weapons to penetrate? Good, even if can penetrate finally, the firing distance is ten kilometers, now turned into one kilometer, no one can project on, no one can bump, moreover deviates the Shooting goal by far, you told me, were such laser weapons useful?” 张烨说:“雾霾里存在大量的金属颗粒,把它放大,就是一个个的金属小球,在达到一定密度后,你告诉我激光武器怎么穿透?好,就算最后可以穿透,原本射程是十公里,现在变成了一公里,谁都打不到,谁都碰不着,而且远远偏离射击目标,你告诉我,这样的激光武器有什么用?” Chi Xue: „......” 迟雪:“……” Before the television, audience: „......” 电视前观众:“……” Yu Yingyi was really scared, „does fog haze have this effect?” 俞颖怡是真的傻眼了,“雾霾还有这功效?” Zhang Ye said indifferently: I did not mean that fog haze is good, I had made documentary film, called «Under Vault», does not know that your has looked, I was only pure from the military angle and function of scientific angle analysis fog haze, the fog haze can against laser, even can against missile.” He stuns the world once more! 张烨淡然道:“我并不是说雾霾好,我曾经做过一个纪录片,叫《穹顶之下》,不知道你们看没看过,我只是单纯的从军事角度和科学角度分析雾霾的作用,雾霾是可以防激光的,甚至可以防导弹。”他再次语出惊人! Fuck? 我草 Also can against missile!? 还能防导弹!? Yu Yingyi said dull: Guards?” 俞颖怡呆道:“怎么防啊?” Zhang Ye said: At present in the world the guidance mode of missile is uses the television guidance, the laser guidance, the IIR and GPS generally guides these ways, but the first two missile guidance ways were been big by the fog haze weather influence. For example, the fog haze weather can cause the television guidance and fighting efficiency of laser-guided missile sells at a discount greatly, although can launch, but the hit probability is not high. And, the television-controlled missile and obvious optical surveillance radar is somewhat similar, it needs the reactor operators truly to see that the goal can aim, lock and launches the attack. If encounters the fog haze weather, not being able to see the goal naturally to lock erratically, does not hit certainly.” 张烨道:“目前世界上导弹的制导方式一般都是采用电视制导、激光制导、红外成像制导和GPS制导这几种方式,而前两种导弹制导方式受雾霾天气影响较大。比如,雾霾天气可以使电视制导和激光制导导弹的作战效能大打折扣,虽然能够发射,但命中率不高。其中,电视制导导弹和可见光学侦察雷达有些类似,它需要操纵人员确实看到目标才能瞄准、锁定、实施攻击。如果遇到雾霾天气,看不见目标自然就锁不定、打不准。” Chi Xue speechless [say / way]: Academician Zhang, illuminated you saying that can that fog haze also against paratrooper?” 迟雪无语道:“张院士,照你这么说,那雾霾还能防伞兵了啊?” Zhang Ye hear word, nodded unexpectedly seriously, naturally has been OK, the fog haze truly can against paratrooper, unable to gain the ground target clearly time, paratrooper parachuting? This is obvious.” 张烨闻言,居然郑重地点了点头,“当然可以了,雾霾确实可以防伞兵,无法清晰获取地面目标的时候,伞兵怎么跳伞?这是显而易见的。” Chi Xue almost faints! 迟雪差点晕过去! A Yu Yingyi face is also dumbfounded! 俞颖怡也一脸目瞪口呆! Second issue of program broadcast. 第二期节目播完了。 However the outside had already exploded the pot! 然而外界已然炸了锅! ...... …… China. 中国 On weibo. 微博上。 Fog haze against missile?” “雾霾防导弹?” Fog haze against laser?” “雾霾防激光?” Fog haze against paratrooper?” “雾霾防伞兵?” My against your younger sister!” “我防你妹啊!” Coax! Your his mother then coax!” “忽悠!你他妈接着忽悠!” Hahahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!” Whoops laughed at me! I am not good!” “哎呦笑死我了!我不行了!” face-smacking Zhang is his mother is prone making exaggerated , sensationalistic statements!” 打脸张是他娘语不惊人死不休啊!” Academician Chi was said hoodwinked!” 迟院士都被说蒙了啊!” This goods too his mother can pull! Yesterday the kelp changed the strategic weapons, today, fog haze also his mother became the strategic defensive weapon!” “这货太他妈能扯了!昨天海带摇身一变成战略武器了,今天,雾霾也他妈成战略防御武器了!” Teacher Zhang you sufficed! Sufficed!” 张老师你够了!够了!” I everyone refuse to accept to take Zhang Ye!” “我谁都不服就服张烨啊!” His how such joking!” “他怎么这么逗比啊!” ...... …… In world network: 世界网络上: My God!” “哦买噶的!” Fog haze?” “雾霾?” How he actually thinks!” “他到底怎么想的啊!” This, this feasible?” “这,这可行吗?” In science probably really feasible!” “在科学上好像真的可行!” Faint!” “晕!” Is talks nonsense obviously!” “明明是胡扯啊!” „Do you believe him really?” “你们真信他啊?” This entangles the submarine also to talk nonsense compared with the kelp!” “这比海带缠潜艇还扯淡啊!” „Did this goods also possibly call strategist?” “这货也可能叫军事家?” This is the military expert who in history most can trick!” “这是史上最能忽悠的军事专家啊!” I acknowledged that this China person has succeeded, he was mad me successfully happily! Hahahahaha!” “我承认,这个中国人成功了,他成功地把我气乐了!哈哈哈哈哈哈!” Later the words of China person, are really a punctuation cannot believe!” “以后中国人的话,真是一个标点都不能信啊!” ...... …… The world discusses! 世界热议! The world smiles ignorant! 全球笑蒙! On this day, hot a word! 这一天,又火了一个词! Fog haze against laser! 雾霾防激光!
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