Overnight.
一夜之间。
The kelpentangledsubmarinewordto be hot.
海带缠潜艇这个词就火了。Next day, onlineMerchant Shoppresented the relevant product.
第二天,网上商城就出现了相关产品。【Kelpentanglessubmarinehandbag】: TenYuan.
【海带缠潜艇手提袋】:十元一个。【KelpentanglessubmarinesamefundsT-shirt】: 35Yuan.
【海带缠潜艇同款T恤衫】:35元一件。【Kelpentangles the submarinehat( black)】: 15Yuan.
【海带缠潜艇帽子(黑色)】:15元一顶。【YellowHai Haibelt( Chinastrategylevelweapon)】SevenYuanonejin (0.5 kg).
【黄海海带(中国战略级武器)】七元一斤。All kinds.
各式各样。All kinds.
五花八门。Whatis most essential, the sales volumeis extremely high.
最关键的是,销量极高。Alsosuccessivelypresented the sameproductincluding the commercehand of main street and small alley.
连大街小巷的商贩手中也陆续出现了同样的产品。Manypeoplelooked atlaughing like crazy, onweibosomecountlesspeoplewere also exposing to the sun the list.
很多人一看都乐疯了,微博上也有无数人在晒单。„Hahahaha!”
“哈哈哈哈!”„Looks atmynewhat!”
“看我新帽子!”„Smilesto pull out, was too graceful!”
“笑抽,太帅了!”„Ihave also bought a package! The kelpentangled the submarineto be too garish, walkedon the avenue, on the roadallpeoplelook atme, turning headled200%!”
“我也买了个包!海带缠潜艇太扎眼了,走在大街上,路上所有人都看我啊,回头率200!”„face-smacking Zhangtooyourmotherjoking!”
“打脸张太你妈逗比了!”„Thisfellowis notcontinuouslythis, Ha Ha!”
“这家伙不是一直都这样嘛,哈哈!”„Globalmanymediareportedthismatter.”
“全球不少媒体都报导这件事了啊。”„Hecancoax.”
“他是真能忽悠啊。”„Todayalsohas the interview?”
“今天还有访谈吗?”„Has, 8 : 00 pm have the secondissue, tomorrowwill have the thirdissue.”
“有啊,晚上八点还有第二期,明天还有第三期。”„Anticipated.”
“期待死了。”„Icould not wait.”
“我也等不及了。”„Yes, looked that hewill also sayanythingin the evening.”
“是啊,看他晚上又会说什么。”„Todayshouldspeakproperly, impossibleoldsuchto talk nonsense.”
“今天应该会讲点正经的了吧,不可能老这么扯淡啊。”
......
……CCTV.央视。Internationalchannel.
国际频道。Alsohas recorded and broadcasttimeto the secondissue.
又到了第二期录播时间了。Zhang Yeone, the people of programgroupencircled.张烨一来,节目组的人就围上去了。„Academician Zhang!”
“张院士!”„Viewership Ratingsexploded!”
“收视率爆了啊!”„DomesticViewership Ratingsturned more than tentimes!”
“国内收视率翻了十多倍啊!”„OverseasViewership Ratings is also, yesterdayprogrambroadcast when Viewership RatingsusuallyViewership Ratingsmustbe higher thanseveraltimescompared withus, the overseaswatched the populationto break the record!”
“海外收视率也是,昨天节目播出时的收视率比我们平时收视率要高出了好几倍,海外观看人数破纪录了!”„Ourinternationalchanneldoes not havethisViewership Ratings!”
“咱们国际频道从没有过这种收视率啊!”
The people are very excited.
众人都很激动。CCTVinternationalchannel, Chinaonlyinternationalchannel, seems the statusis very heavy, seemsunique, mayattentionnot be in fact high, looks at the personnot to be many, is also goodbecause ofDomestic, in the overseas, Viewership Ratingsis at an extremelyawkwardposition, whentheyhave enjoyedthistreatment, all theseareChina that Zhang YebringsnowadaysonlyInternational Celebrity!央视国际频道,中国唯一的一个国际频道,看上去地位很重,看上去独一无二,可实际上关注度却不高,看得人不多的,在国内也好,在海外也罢,收视率都一直处在一个极其尴尬的位置,他们什么时候享受过这种待遇啊,这一切都是张烨带来的中国现今唯一的一个国际明星!Zhang Yeone's ownhas not thought ofprogramto broadcastactually, will cause such bigreaction, not onlyDomestichas exploded, did the overseasalsopay attentionunexpectedly?张烨自己其实也没想到节目播出后会引起这么大的反响,不但国内炸了,海外居然也关注了?
The Yu Yingyicoughsaid: „Come?”俞颖怡咳嗽道:“来啦?”Zhang Yesmiles, „came.”张烨笑笑,“来了。”Yu Yingyisaid: „Yesterday'svideowas passed oninsanely, overseasalsoinbiography.”俞颖怡道:“昨天的视频已经被传疯了,海外也在传。”Zhang Yesaidwith a laugh: „Can youalsointernationallymix a faceto be ripe?”张烨笑呵呵道:“那你也能在国际上混点脸熟了?”Yu Yingyiroll one's eyessaid: „Ithank you.”俞颖怡翻白眼道:“我谢谢你啊。”„Is impolite.”Zhang Yesaid.
“不客气。”张烨道。Chi Xuesitsreluctantly, „starts?”迟雪无奈地坐过来,“开始吧?”Yu Yingyisaid: „Recordcountdown, oneminute.”俞颖怡说:“录制倒计时,一分钟。”Zhang Yesaid: „Good.”张烨道:“好。”
The secondissuerecorded.
第二期开录了。
......
……In the evening.
当晚。Inworldnetwork.
世界网络上。United Statesnetizen: „Chinaprogramstarted!”美国网友:“中国节目开始了!”Netherlandsnetizen: „Came!”荷兰网友:“来了来了!”Francenetizen: „Thisprogramwas too funny, yesterdayhad not seenthattodaymustlook atone.”法国网友:“这个节目太逗了,昨天没看到,今天必须看一眼。”Japannetizen: „Ialsoaskedseveralfriendsto looktogether, Imusthave a look attoday'sfucking awesomesurnamed Zhangto be ablebut actuallyto blowanyappearance.”日本网友:“我也叫来几个朋友一起看了,我倒要看看姓张的今天的牛-逼能吹成什么样子。”Republic of Koreanetizen: „Broadcast.”韩国网友:“播了。”Afteryesterday'sfarce, today, globalmorepeopleheard the newsalsosaw the news, manypeoplealsobroadcastCCTVinternationalchannel.
经过昨天的闹剧,今天,全球更多的人听说了消息也看到了新闻,不少人也都播到央视国际频道。10 millionpeople.
10000000人。20 millionpeople.
20000000人。30 millionpeople.
30000000人。
The overseasreceptionpopulationrises suddenlyunceasingly!
海外收视人数不断暴涨!Evenalsohas the people of various countries'mediaandvarious countries'militaryto look.
甚至还有各国媒体、各国军方的人在看。Thisis the Chinaprogramhistoryfirsttimecancausein the overseassopays attention!
这是中国节目历史第一次能在海外引起如此关注的!
......
……Ontelevision.
电视上。programstarted.节目已经开始了。Yu Yingyisaid with a smile: „Hello, wemet, welcome toChinaarmy dayspecialmilitaryprogram, IamHostYu Yingyi.”俞颖怡微笑道:“大家好,我们又见面了,欢迎收看中国建军节特别军事节目,我是主持人俞颖怡。”„IamChi Xue.”
“我是迟雪。”„IamZhang Ye.”
“我是张烨。”Theyalsogreetedtoscene and globalpeople.
他俩也对镜头和全球民众打了个招呼。Yu Yingyisaid: „Yesterdaywechatted the threataboutnuclear-powered submarine, Academician Zhanghas given a plan, has causeddiscussion and question of globalpeople, actuallyIknowthat the meaning of Academician Zhangwas a warandcampaign a victory, is notwhosescience and technologywas developed, whoseweaponcanwinadvanced, the battlefieldshowdownwas a consideration of comprehensivefactor, the variableis very big, the tacticwere also many, ordinarykelp, will possibly limit the nuclear-powered submarineinmarch of sea area, therefore, even if the advancedweapon, were indeterminable a campaign the victory.”俞颖怡说道:“昨天我们聊到了关于核潜艇的威胁,张院士给出了一个方案,引起了全球民众的热议和质疑,其实我知道,张院士的意思是一场战争和一场战役的胜利,并不是谁的科技发达,谁的武器先进就可以打赢的,战场的对决是一个综合因素的考量,变数很大,战术也很多,一普通的海带,可能就会限制核潜艇在海域的行进,所以,哪怕再先进的武器,也无法决定一场战役的胜利。”Zhang Yenods, „isthis.”张烨点头,“是这样的。”Yu Yingyiasked: „How does Academician Chisee?”俞颖怡问:“迟院士怎么看?”Chi Xueshakes the head saying: „ThisviewpointIagree withpart, another partIhave the differentviews, the science and technology, the armament, the weapon, is a countryis powerfulor not the key, Iam a scientific worker, whatIlookam moreis the data, undersomestrategicweapons, the significance of tacticis not big, for examplesomemissiles, the firing distanceisthese many, canproject oncanproject on, cannot project oncannot project on, has nothingto say.”迟雪摇头道:“这个观点我同意一部分,另一部分我有不同看法,科技,军备,武器,还是一个国家强盛与否的关键,我是个科学工作者,我看得更多的是数据,在有些战略型武器下,战术的意义并不大,比如有的导弹,射程就是这么多,能打到就是能打到,打不到就是打不到,没什么可说的。”Zhang Yesmilesnot to speak.张烨笑而不语。Yu Yingyisaid: „Heard that had the developed countryto develop the laser weapons.”俞颖怡道:“听说已经有发达国家研制出了激光武器。”Chi Xueone, said: „Yes, thistrulyis a verybigthreat.”迟雪一嗯,道:“是的,这确实是个很大的威胁。”Yu Yingyisaid: „Has the means that candeal with?”俞颖怡道:“有能应对的办法吗?”Chi Xuewantsnot to say: „No, not merelyiswe, nowin the worldanycountry, has not dealt with the means of laser weapons, the missilecanintercept, the aircraft carriercandivert, but the laseris not good, thisisonetypeis very formidable, basicallynon-solutionweapon, nowadaystechnicalnotanymethod of stop.”迟雪想也不想道:“没有,不单是咱们,现在世界上任何一个国家,都没有应对激光武器的办法,导弹可以拦截,航母可以牵制,但激光不行,这是一种很强大,基本上无解的武器,现今的科技没有任何阻拦的手段。”Zhang Yesaidsuddenly: „Thissayingwas too absolute.”张烨却忽然道:“这话太绝对了。”ButChi Xuesaid: „It is not absolute, ishelpless.”迟雪无奈道:“不是绝对,是无奈。”„Laser weaponsare notUndefeatable.”Zhang Yesaiddecidedly.
“激光武器不是无敌的。”张烨断然道。Chi Xuehas competedwithhim, „? Isn't ableto intercept is also notUndefeatable?”迟雪跟他较上劲了,“哦?无法拦截还不是无敌?”Zhang Yehas smiled, „whosaid that isn't ableto intercept?”张烨笑了,“谁说无法拦截?”Yu Yingyisaidpleasantly surprised: „? Has the method?”俞颖怡惊喜道:“啊?有方法?”Chi Xueroll one's eyes, „is impossible, anycountrydoes not have the method.”迟雪翻白眼,“不可能,任何国家都没有方法。”Zhang Yesaidlightly: „ButChinahas.”张烨淡淡道:“但中国有。”Chi Xueis stunned: „Does Chinahave?”迟雪愕然:“中国有?”Finally, the nextquarter, Zhang Yestuns the world.
结果,下一刻,张烨就语出惊人。Onlylistens tohim saying: „Foghazecanagainstlaser.”
只听他道:“雾霾就可以防激光。”Static!
静!Diessamestatic!
死一样的静!
Before studioandtelevision, instantthatsilent!
演播室和电视前都霎那无声!Foghaze??
雾霾??Againstlaser???
防激光???Chi Xuespurts the blood, „?”迟雪喷血,“啊?”Zhang Yelooks atshockingYu YingyiandChi Xue, said with a smile: „Laser weaponsareveryformidable, butitalsohas the shortboard . Moreover the shortboardis very obvious, Academician Chishouldbe very clear, the conventionalweapontrulyis unable to intercept the laser, what is the foghaze? The diameter of foghazepelletmostgreatlyis80microns, the majorityresides between 1micronto10microns, butlaser wavelengthinoverwhelming majorities below 1000nanometers, is below 1micron, therefore the laseris hardto bypass the foghazepellet, the laser attenuationin the foghazeisveryfierce.”张烨看着震惊的俞颖怡和迟雪,微笑道:“激光武器是很强大,但它也有短板的,而且短板很明显,迟院士应该很清楚,常规的武器确实无法拦截激光,但雾霾是什么?雾霾颗粒的直径最大为80微米,大部分居于1微米到10微米之间,而激光波长在绝大多数在1000纳米以下,也就是1微米以下,所以激光难以绕过雾霾颗粒,在雾霾中激光衰减是非常剧烈的。”Yu Yingyicannot understand.俞颖怡根本听不懂。Chi Xueactuallytarries, „this”迟雪却呆住,“这”Zhang Yesaid: „Infoghazehas the massivemetal particles, enlargesit, is the prills, afterbeingcertaindensity, did youtellme the laser weaponsto penetrate? Good, even ifcanpenetratefinally, the firing distanceistenkilometers, nowturned intoonekilometer, no onecan project on, no onecan bump, moreoverdeviates the Shootinggoalby far, youtoldme, were suchlaser weaponsuseful?”张烨说:“雾霾里存在大量的金属颗粒,把它放大,就是一个个的金属小球,在达到一定密度后,你告诉我激光武器怎么穿透?好,就算最后可以穿透,原本射程是十公里,现在变成了一公里,谁都打不到,谁都碰不着,而且远远偏离射击目标,你告诉我,这样的激光武器有什么用?”Chi Xue: „......”迟雪:“……”
Before the television, audience: „......”
电视前观众:“……”Yu Yingyi was really scared, „does foghaze have thiseffect?”俞颖怡是真的傻眼了,“雾霾还有这功效?”Zhang Yesaidindifferently: „Idid not mean that foghazeis good, Ihad madedocumentary film, called«UnderVault», does not know that yourhas looked, Iwas onlypurefrom the militaryangle and function of scientificangleanalysisfoghaze, the foghazecan against laser, evencan against missile.”Hestuns the worldonce more!张烨淡然道:“我并不是说雾霾好,我曾经做过一个纪录片,叫《穹顶之下》,不知道你们看没看过,我只是单纯的从军事角度和科学角度分析雾霾的作用,雾霾是可以防激光的,甚至可以防导弹。”他再次语出惊人!Fuck?我草?Alsocan against missile!?
还能防导弹!?Yu Yingyisaiddull: „Guards?”俞颖怡呆道:“怎么防啊?”Zhang Yesaid: „At presentin the world the guidance mode of missileisuses the television guidance, the laser guidance, the IIRandGPSgenerallyguidestheseways, but the firsttwomissile guidancewayswere been bigby the foghazeweatherinfluence. For example, the foghazeweathercancause the television guidance and fighting efficiency of laser-guided missilesells at a discountgreatly, althoughcanlaunch, but the hit probabilityis not high. And, the television-controlled missile and obviousoptical surveillanceradaris somewhat similar, itneeds the reactor operatorstrulyto see that the goalcanaim, lockandlaunches the attack. Ifencounters the foghazeweather, not being able to see the goalnaturallyto lockerratically, does not hitcertainly.”张烨道:“目前世界上导弹的制导方式一般都是采用电视制导、激光制导、红外成像制导和GPS制导这几种方式,而前两种导弹制导方式受雾霾天气影响较大。比如,雾霾天气可以使电视制导和激光制导导弹的作战效能大打折扣,虽然能够发射,但命中率不高。其中,电视制导导弹和可见光学侦察雷达有些类似,它需要操纵人员确实看到目标才能瞄准、锁定、实施攻击。如果遇到雾霾天气,看不见目标自然就锁不定、打不准。”Chi Xuespeechless[say / way]: „Academician Zhang, illuminatedyou saying that can thatfoghazealso against paratrooper?”迟雪无语道:“张院士,照你这么说,那雾霾还能防伞兵了啊?”Zhang Yehearword, noddedunexpectedlyseriously, „naturallyhas been OK, the foghazetrulycan against paratrooper, unable to gain the ground targetclearlytime, paratrooperparachuting? Thisisobvious.”张烨闻言,居然郑重地点了点头,“当然可以了,雾霾确实可以防伞兵,无法清晰获取地面目标的时候,伞兵怎么跳伞?这是显而易见的。”Chi Xuealmostfaints!迟雪差点晕过去!
A Yu Yingyifaceis also dumbfounded!俞颖怡也一脸目瞪口呆!Secondissue of programbroadcast.
第二期节目播完了。However the outsidehad already exploded the pot!
然而外界已然炸了锅!
......
……China.中国。Onweibo.微博上。„Foghazeagainstmissile?”
“雾霾防导弹?”„Foghazeagainstlaser?”
“雾霾防激光?”„Foghazeagainstparatrooper?”
“雾霾防伞兵?”„Myagainstyour younger sister!”
“我防你妹啊!”„Coax! Yourhis motherthencoax!”
“忽悠!你他妈接着忽悠!”„Hahahahaha!”
“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!”„Whoopslaughed atme! Iam not good!”
“哎呦笑死我了!我不行了!”„face-smacking Zhangishis motheris prone making exaggerated , sensationalistic statements!”
“打脸张是他娘语不惊人死不休啊!”„Academician Chiwas saidhoodwinked!”
“迟院士都被说蒙了啊!”„Thisgoodstoohis mothercanpull! Yesterday the kelpchanged the strategic weapons, today, foghazealsohis motherbecame the strategic defensiveweapon!”
“这货太他妈能扯了!昨天海带摇身一变成战略武器了,今天,雾霾也他妈成战略防御武器了!”„Teacher Zhangyousufficed! Sufficed!”
“张老师你够了!够了!”„Ieveryonerefuse to acceptto takeZhang Ye!”
“我谁都不服就服张烨啊!”„Hishowsuchjoking!”
“他怎么这么逗比啊!”
......
……Inworldnetwork:
世界网络上:„My God!”
“哦买噶的!”„Foghaze?”
“雾霾?”„Howheactuallythinks!”
“他到底怎么想的啊!”„This, thisfeasible?”
“这,这可行吗?”„Inscienceprobablyreallyfeasible!”
“在科学上好像真的可行!”„Faint!”
“晕!”„Istalks nonsenseobviously!”
“明明是胡扯啊!”„Do youbelievehimreally?”
“你们真信他啊?”„Thisentangles the submarinealsoto talk nonsensecompared with the kelp!”
“这比海带缠潜艇还扯淡啊!”„Did thisgoodsalsopossiblycallstrategist?”
“这货也可能叫军事家?”„Thisis the military expert who inhistorymostcantrick!”
“这是史上最能忽悠的军事专家啊!”„IacknowledgedthatthisChinapersonhas succeeded, hewas madmesuccessfullyhappily! Hahahahaha!”
“我承认,这个中国人成功了,他成功地把我气乐了!哈哈哈哈哈哈!”„Later the words of Chinaperson, are really a punctuationcannotbelieve!”
“以后中国人的话,真是一个标点都不能信啊!”
......
……
The worlddiscusses!
世界热议!
The worldsmilesignorant!
全球笑蒙!On this day, hot a word!
这一天,又火了一个词!Foghazeagainstlaser!
雾霾防激光!
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