IRAS :: Volume #17

#1623: China soul tactic Master!


In world network. 世界网络上。 Netizens here ridicule of global innumerable country were insane! 全球无数国家的网友们都在这里吐槽疯了! Japan netizen: „The China person too can blow!” 日本网友:“中国人太能吹了啊!” Republic of Korea netizen: He dares to blow him really! Aircraft carrier also difficult running away violent treachery!” 韩国网友:“他真敢吹啊他!航母也难逃毒手!” India netizen: Meteorite resentment aircraft carrier? How you do not die!” 印度网友:“陨石怼航母?你怎么不去死!” France netizen: After nuclear-powered submarine and laser weapons, the aircraft carrier was also said definitely by the China person!” 法国网友:“继核潜艇和激光武器后,航母也被中国人说死了啊!” United Kingdom netizen: I have not been able to look straight ahead the tactical theory of China person, was too formidable, the aircraft carrier has no longer threatened to China!” 英国网友:“我已经无法直视中国人的战术理论,实在太强大了,航母对中国而言已经不再是威胁!” German netizen: Faints!” 德国网友:“晕倒!” Canada netizen: Knelt to China!” 加拿大网友:“给中国跪了!” Pakistan netizen: Fierce my Brother China! You are really formidable!” 巴基斯坦网友:“厉害了我的中国兄弟!你们真强大!” United States netizen: Illuminated you saying that the nuclear-powered submarine because of the stop of kelp, cannot enter your sea area, the laser weapons because of the fog haze, could not project on you, the missile can by your fog haze disturbance, the paratrooper not can be jumped the umbrella, now continually has aircraft carrier also his mother become paper Old Hu? Meteorite one dozen of big pieces? I - goes - you - younger sister -! That wasn't China world Undefeatable? The world also who does you!” 美国网友:“照你这么说,核潜艇因为海带的阻拦,进不了你们的海域,激光武器因为雾霾,打不到你们,导弹能被你们的雾霾干扰,伞兵也跳不了伞,现在连航母也他妈成了纸老虎?陨石一打一大片?我-去-你-妹-啊!那中国不是全世界无敌了?全世界还有谁干的过你们啊!” Russian netizen: Hahahahaha!” 俄国网友:“哈哈哈哈哈哈!” Netherlands netizen: Zhang Ye China soul tactic Master!” 荷兰网友:“张烨中国的灵魂战术大师!” Pakistan netizen: Fierce my Brother China! I am proud of you!” 巴基斯坦网友:“厉害了我的中国兄弟!我为你们骄傲!” Egyptian netizen: Nobody has been able to stop rising of China!” 埃及网友:“已经没有人能阻拦中国的崛起了!” Australia netizen: „The first experience to the military expert who such can say!” 澳大利亚网友:“第一次见识到这么能说的军事专家!” Italian netizen: Yes, I also thought unexpectedly he said is very reasonable, although clearly knows that this fellow was boasting!” 意大利网友:“是啊,我居然也觉得他说的很有道理,虽然明知道这家伙是在胡吹!” Brazilian netizen: Thinks that the India person most can Blow fucking awesome -, but looks like is actually inferior to Zhang Ye 1/10 now.” 巴西网友:“原以为印度人是最能吹-牛-逼-的,但现在看来却不及张烨的1。” Innumerable India netizen cursed: Go away!” 无数印度网友大骂:“滚!” China netizen: You about Teacher Zhang knew that were too few, I must with you introduce again he, this goods are our China fiercest Celebrity, his fierce all on the mouth, he is continually plays the soccer to be able with the fellow who the mouth dribbles past the defense, therefore you should rejoice this program, only then three issues, if records 30 issues, world all weaponry will certainly pour under the mouth of face-smacking Zhang, is no exception!” 中国网友:“你们对张老师了解太少了,我得重新跟你们介绍一下他,这货是我们中国最厉害的明星,他的厉害全在嘴上,他是个连踢足球都能用嘴带球过人的家伙,所以你们应该庆幸这节目只有三期,如果要是录制30期的话,全世界所有武器装备都必将会倒在打脸张的嘴下,无一幸免!” Pakistan netizen: Fierce my Brother China! You are really good!” 巴基斯坦网友:“厉害了我的中国兄弟!你们真棒!” United States netizen: „......” 美国网友:“……” United States. 美国 Japan. 日本 Republic of Korea. 韩国 Russia. 俄国。 United Kingdom. 英国 World in ridicule Zhang Ye. 全世界都在吐槽张烨 Only has Pakistan to support. 唯有巴铁捧场。 ...... …… In the evening. 当晚。 International press: 国际新闻: «China program directs the attention 中国节目引关注!》 «China latest tactic 中国的最新战术?》 Does the «aircraft carrier or become paper Old Hu 《航母或成纸老虎?》 «China tactic world-shaking 中国战术震惊世界!》 Do the «United States seven generation of factories withdraw from the Chinese area, where the goal 美国七家代工厂撤出中华地区,目的何在?》 «United States removes the factory to harbor evil intentions, actually helps China reduce the fog haze 美国撤工厂居心叵测,实为帮中国减少雾霾?》 ...... …… Zhang Ye studio. 张烨工作室 This morning after CCTV international channel records program, a Zhang Ye day in studio, he and studio person looks at program together, looked, looked up on the surfer, discovers in the world network is ridicule one's own Voice, he smiled, has not been serious. 今天上午在央视国际频道录完节目后,张烨一天都在工作室,他和工作室的人是一起看节目的,看完后就上网查了查,发现世界网络上全都是吐槽自己声音,他笑了笑,根本没当回事儿。 Little Wang lies on the table, Hahahahaha!” 小王趴在桌子上,“哈哈哈哈哈!” Ha Qiqi : How long did you smile?” 哈齐齐噗地一声:“你笑多久了啊?” Little Wang is covering the belly, is not whoops good, makes me smile a while again!” 小王捂着肚子,“哎呦不行,再让我笑一会儿!” Tong Fu was also smiles tears to come out, particularly after looking at various countries netizens' message and international press. 童富也是笑得眼泪都出来了,尤其是看了世界各国网友们的留言和国际新闻后。 Leader Zhang was too fierce!” 张导太厉害了!” Leader Zhang glib lips world Undefeatable!” 张导的嘴皮子世界无敌!” Hahahaha!” “噗哈哈哈哈!” Today smiles to go bad me really!” “今天真笑坏我了!” Yes, these three days smiled individual!” “是啊,这三天都笑死个人了!” We were also hot!” “咱们又要火了啊!” In studio happy talks and laughters. 工作室里一片欢声笑语。 At this time, Zhang Ye cell phone also received many relatives and friends' regards. 这时候,张烨手机也接到了不少亲朋好友的问候。 Mother. 老妈的。 Big younger sister. 大妹妹的。 Mothers-in-law. 丈母娘的。 Yao Jiancai. 姚建才的。 Ning Lan. 宁兰的。 Zhang Xia. 张霞的。 And so on, was hit to explode. 等等等等,都被打爆了。 At this time, the important matter occurred! 就在这个时候,有一件大事发生了! No one has thought that making the person spurt the matter of blood to occur! 一件谁也没有想到的,让人喷血的事发生了! Ha Qiqi reads the news, suddenly called out: „! Static! Is static!” 哈齐齐看着新闻,突然叫道:“啊!都静静!都静一下!” Zhang Zuo is busy at walking, how Old Ha?” 张左忙走过来,“怎么了老哈?” Little Wang has also anchored the laughter, had an accident?” 小王也停住了笑声,“又出啥事儿了?” Ha Qiqi has turned head to look in consternation to them, this year's world military ranking just came out!” 哈齐齐愕然地回过头看向他们,“今年的世界军事排行榜刚刚出来了!” Comes out to come out.” Zhang Ye it does not matter said: That how?” “出来就出来呗。”张烨无所谓道:“那怎么啦?” Ha Qiqi stuns the world, China military rank world second!” 哈齐齐语出惊人,“中国军事排名世界第二!” In a flash, studio complete silence! 一瞬间,工作室鸦雀无声! Zhang Ye stares the big eye! 张烨瞪大眼! Little Wang was shocked! 小王惊呆了! Tong Fu also frightens the under foot one softly! 童富也吓得脚下一软! What?” “什么?” Second?” “第二?” Impossible!” “不可能的啊!” We, aren't we continuously third?” “我们,我们不是一直第三吗?” „Did we surpass Russia?” “咱们超过俄罗斯了?” Shit!” 我靠!” „This” “这这” The next quarter, studio all people neatly looked to Zhang Ye! 下一刻,工作室的所有人都齐刷刷地看向了张烨 Zhang Ye almost faints, depends, do you look at me to do? With relations that I have!” 张烨差点晕过去,“靠,你们看我干嘛啊?跟我有个屁的关系啊!” Also was skillful, moreover his mother was too skillful, this year's world military ranking came out at this time unexpectedly skillfully unfortunately, moreover possibly was the relations that because the Russia only aircraft carrier retired, have created sliding of Russia military rank, first time had been surmounted by China, properly speaking this was also normal, may be in this crucial point, Zhang Ye knows certainly that has not related with him, the studio person also knows that has not related with Leader Zhang! 也是巧了,而且他妈太巧了,今年的世界军事排行榜居然巧不巧地在这个时候出来了,而且可能是因为俄罗斯唯一一艘航母退役的关系,造成了俄罗斯军事排名的下滑,第一次被中国超越了,按理说这也算正常,可偏偏是这个节骨眼上啊,张烨当然知道和他没关系,工作室的人也知道和张导没关系! But the people do not think! 可民众不这么想啊! The world netizen does not think! 世界网友不这么想啊! Therefore military ranking, world cooker! 所以军事排行榜一出,世界都炸锅了! ...... …… India. 印度 What?” “什么?” China second?” 中国第二?” I go! I go! I go!” “我去!我去!我去!” ...... …… Japan. 日本 Heavens/Days!” 天啊!” Zhang Ye blew the world second China!” 张烨中国吹到世界第二去了!” This, his mother is unscientific!” “这,这他妈不科学啊!” ...... …… Republic of Korea. 韩国 China has anything!” 中国有什么啊!” Why second?” “凭什么第二?” „The military contrast, looks at the nuclear-powered submarine quantity, Russia are more than one time China, does China have several?” “军事对比也是啊,看核潜艇数量,俄国比中国多出一倍啊,中国才有几艘啊?” But China has the kelp.” “但中国有海带啊。” „?” “啊?” ...... …… United Kingdom. 英国 My God!” “我的上帝!” „The China person went against heaven's will!” 中国人逆天了!” China soul tactic Master, blew second China stiffly!” 中国的灵魂战术大师,硬生生把中国吹到第二去了!” Russia cried! Their military Strength have not lost to China! But has lost to Zhang Ye that mouth!” 俄罗斯哭了!他们的军事力量不是输给了中国!而是输给了张烨那张嘴!” ...... …… United States. 美国 Collapse!” “崩溃!” How can also like this?” “怎么还可以这样的啊?” Blows fucking awesome can also increase the military rank?” “吹-牛-逼也能增加军事排名的啊?” If Zhang Ye records several issues of program again, this way, China surmounted United States becomes the world military first is also only the time issue!” “如果张烨再多录几期节目的话,照这样下去,中国超越美国成为世界军事第一也只是时间的问题了啊!” ...... …… China. 中国 Hahahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈哈!” Laughed at me! Laughed at me!” “笑死我了!笑死我了啊!” face-smacking Zhang was too fierce!” 打脸张太猛了!” „His opens mouth, simply!” “他这张嘴,简直了啊!” Kelp, the fog haze, meteorite, new China three big killing weapon go against the world China second!” “海带,雾霾,陨石,新中国三大杀器中国顶上世界第二!” Global biggest military flickering family|home Zhang Ye!” “全球最大的军事忽悠家张烨!” This list is unscientific! We should surmount United States to take first! Our face-smacking Zhang can go against his mother ten aircraft carriers!” “这榜单不科学!咱们应该超越美国拿下第一的!我们一个打脸张能顶他妈十艘航母的啊!” ! You sufficed!” “噗!你们够了!” Teacher Zhang black was been quickly miserable! Hahahaha!” 张老师快被黑惨了!哈哈哈哈!” ...... …… China military. 中国军方。 Several generals very much collapse! 几个将军们都很崩溃! „Is his mother also good?” “这他妈也行?” Does not have the relations with Zhang Ye?” “跟张烨没关系的吧?” Now said that has not related with him, nobody believed!” “现在说跟他没关系,也没人信了啊!” This fellow, too can cause trouble!” “这家伙啊,实在太能生事了!” ...... …… Domestic shock! 国内震惊! The world is shocked! 世界震惊! The global innumerable people smiled miserably! 全球无数民众都笑惨了! The Zhang Ye telephone was hit to explode! 张烨的电话又被打爆了! call of relatives and friends wave after wave! 亲朋好友的来电一波接一波! Yao Jiancai smiled that side the telephone insanely, Hahahahaha! program do not stop! Meets record, can China be in the world military list first position, looked your!” 姚建才在电话那边笑疯了,“哈哈哈哈哈哈!节目别停了!接着录吧,中国能不能登上世界军事榜第一的位置,就看你的了!” Zhang Ye ridicules saying: Go away!” 张烨笑骂道:“滚!” The Zhang Ye heart at this moment somewhat is also disorderly! 此刻的张烨心中也有些凌乱! He knows certainly that one's own does not have what military aspect ability, all talked nonsense, made program, he also was mainly primarily the entertainment, therefore he has not thought the matter will make was so big. 他当然知道自己没有什么军事方面的才能,全是扯淡,做个节目而已,他也主要是以娱乐为主,所以他也没有想到事情会闹的这么大。 ...... …… «China realizes the great nation dream 中国实现大国梦!》 «China publishes the military list second 中国首登军事榜第二!》 The «Zhang Ye god secondary attack 张烨神助攻!》 «China does second, depend entirely on coax 中国第二,全靠忽悠?》 The media also joined in the fun. 媒体也来凑热闹了。 ...... …… Before Zhang Yuanqi, once short had mounted international arena, China Celebrity also had has mounted the international list time, without exception, they mounted the first work after International C-list to make the movie in the past or make English Music, wants to consolidate the position in international list, although failed finally, has not halted the foot, but can also see them the attaching great importance to degree to the world celebrities, mounts the first work after international arena is very important. Many people also think that Zhang Ye should also attach great importance. 章远棋以前也曾短暂地登上过国际舞台,还有中国明星曾经也有过登上国际榜单的时刻,无一例外,他们当年登上国际三线后的第一个工作都是拍电影或做英文音乐,想稳固在国际榜单上的位置,虽然最后都失败了,没有一个站住过脚,但也能看出他们对世界名人榜的重视程度,登上国际舞台后的第一个工作是非常非常重要的。很多人也以为,张烨应该也会非常重视。 However the result entirely is opposite! 然而结果却完全相反! Zhang Ye mounts the first work after world celebrities, blows unexpectedly! Good! Compel! 张烨登上世界名人榜后的第一个工作,竟然是吹!牛!逼! Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering that blows! 吹的惊天动地 Earth-shaking that blows! 吹的地动山摇 The world shock of blowing! 吹的世界震惊! Can blow this flamboyant? 能把牛逼吹成这样的? Through the ages, only this person! 古往今来,只此一人啊! On this day, the Zhang Ye name resounds through the world again! 这一天,张烨的名字再一次响彻世界! On this day, Zhang Ye is real sense stood firm in international arena! 这一天,张烨才算是真正意义地在国际舞台站稳了脚跟! Moreover, were many a new nickname. 而且,也多了一个新外号。 World military sphere soul tactic Master! 世界军事领域的灵魂战术大师
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