Inworldnetwork.
世界网络上。Netizenshereridicule of globalinnumerablecountrywere insane!
全球无数国家的网友们都在这里吐槽疯了!Japannetizen: „The Chinapersontoocanblow!”日本网友:“中国人太能吹了啊!”Republic of Koreanetizen: „Hedaresto blowhimreally! Aircraft carrieralsodifficultrunning awayviolent treachery!”韩国网友:“他真敢吹啊他!航母也难逃毒手!”Indianetizen: „Meteoriteresentmentaircraft carrier? Howyoudo not die!”印度网友:“陨石怼航母?你怎么不去死!”Francenetizen: „Afternuclear-powered submarineandlaser weapons, the aircraft carrierwas also said definitelyby the Chinaperson!”法国网友:“继核潜艇和激光武器后,航母也被中国人说死了啊!”United Kingdomnetizen: „Ihave not been ableto look straight ahead the tactical theory of Chinaperson, was too formidable, the aircraft carrierhas no longer threatenedtoChina!”英国网友:“我已经无法直视中国人的战术理论,实在太强大了,航母对中国而言已经不再是威胁!”Germannetizen: „Faints!”
德国网友:“晕倒!”Canadanetizen: „KnelttoChina!”加拿大网友:“给中国跪了!”Pakistannetizen: „FiercemyBrotherChina! Youare really formidable!”巴基斯坦网友:“厉害了我的中国兄弟!你们真强大!”United Statesnetizen: „Illuminatedyou saying that the nuclear-powered submarinebecause of the stop of kelp, cannot enteryoursea area, the laser weaponsbecause of the foghaze, could not project onyou, the missilecanbyyourfoghazedisturbance, the paratroopernot can be jumped the umbrella, nowcontinually has aircraft carrieralsohis motherbecomepaperOld Hu? Meteoriteonedozen of bigpieces? I-goes-you-younger sister-! That wasn't ChinaworldUndefeatable? The worldalsowhodoesyou!”美国网友:“照你这么说,核潜艇因为海带的阻拦,进不了你们的海域,激光武器因为雾霾,打不到你们,导弹能被你们的雾霾干扰,伞兵也跳不了伞,现在连航母也他妈成了纸老虎?陨石一打一大片?我-去-你-妹-啊!那中国不是全世界无敌了?全世界还有谁干的过你们啊!”Russiannetizen: „Hahahahaha!”
俄国网友:“哈哈哈哈哈哈!”Netherlandsnetizen: „Zhang YeChinasoultacticMaster!”荷兰网友:“张烨中国的灵魂战术大师!”Pakistannetizen: „FiercemyBrotherChina! Iam proud ofyou!”巴基斯坦网友:“厉害了我的中国兄弟!我为你们骄傲!”Egyptiannetizen: „Nobodyhas been ableto stoprising of China!”
埃及网友:“已经没有人能阻拦中国的崛起了!”Australianetizen: „The firstexperienceto the military expert who suchcansay!”澳大利亚网友:“第一次见识到这么能说的军事专家!”Italiannetizen: „Yes, Ialsothoughtunexpectedlyhesaid is very reasonable, althoughclearlyknows that thisfellow was boasting!”
意大利网友:“是啊,我居然也觉得他说的很有道理,虽然明知道这家伙是在胡吹!”Braziliannetizen: „Thinks that the IndiapersonmostcanBlowfucking awesome-, butlooks like is actually inferior toZhang Ye1/10now.”
巴西网友:“原以为印度人是最能吹-牛-逼-的,但现在看来却不及张烨的1。”InnumerableIndianetizencursed: „Go away!”
无数印度网友大骂:“滚!”Chinanetizen: „YouaboutTeacher Zhangknew that were too few, Imustwithyouintroduceagainhe, thisgoodsareourChinafiercestCelebrity, hisfierceallon the mouth, heiscontinuallyplays the soccerto be ablewith the fellow who the mouthdribbles past the defense, thereforeyoushouldrejoicethisprogram, only thenthreeissues, if records30issues, worldallweaponrywill certainlypourunder the mouth of face-smacking Zhang, is no exception!”中国网友:“你们对张老师了解太少了,我得重新跟你们介绍一下他,这货是我们中国最厉害的明星,他的厉害全在嘴上,他是个连踢足球都能用嘴带球过人的家伙,所以你们应该庆幸这节目只有三期,如果要是录制30期的话,全世界所有武器装备都必将会倒在打脸张的嘴下,无一幸免!”Pakistannetizen: „FiercemyBrotherChina! Youare really good!”巴基斯坦网友:“厉害了我的中国兄弟!你们真棒!”United Statesnetizen: „......”美国网友:“……”United States.美国。Japan.日本。Republic of Korea.韩国。Russia.
俄国。United Kingdom.英国。WorldinridiculeZhang Ye.
全世界都在吐槽张烨。OnlyhasPakistanto support.
唯有巴铁捧场。
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……In the evening.
当晚。International press:
国际新闻:«Chinaprogramdirects the attention!»
《中国节目引关注!》«China latest tactic?»
《中国的最新战术?》
Does the «aircraft carrierorbecomepaperOld Hu?»
《航母或成纸老虎?》«Chinatacticworld-shaking!»
《中国战术震惊世界!》
Do the «United Statessevengeneration of factorieswithdraw from the Chinesearea, where the goal?»
《美国七家代工厂撤出中华地区,目的何在?》«United Statesremoves the factoryto harbor evil intentions, actuallyhelpsChinareduce the foghaze?»
《美国撤工厂居心叵测,实为帮中国减少雾霾?》
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……Zhang Yestudio.张烨工作室。This morningafterCCTVinternationalchannelrecordsprogram, a Zhang Yedayinstudio, heandstudiopersonlooks atprogramtogether, looked, looked upon the surfer, discoversin the worldnetwork is ridiculeone's ownVoice, hesmiled, has not been serious.
今天上午在央视国际频道录完节目后,张烨一天都在工作室,他和工作室的人是一起看节目的,看完后就上网查了查,发现世界网络上全都是吐槽自己的声音,他笑了笑,根本没当回事儿。Little Wanglieson the table, „Hahahahaha!”小王趴在桌子上,“哈哈哈哈哈!”Ha Qiqipū: „How long did yousmile?”哈齐齐噗地一声:“你笑多久了啊?”Little Wangis covering the belly, „is not whoops good, makesmesmilea whileagain!”小王捂着肚子,“哎呦不行,再让我笑一会儿!”Tong Fu was also smilestearsto come out, particularly after looking atvarious countriesnetizens'message and international press.童富也是笑得眼泪都出来了,尤其是看了世界各国网友们的留言和国际新闻后。„Leader Zhangwas too fierce!”
“张导太厉害了!”„Leader Zhangglib lipsworldUndefeatable!”
“张导的嘴皮子世界无敌!”„PūHahahaha!”
“噗哈哈哈哈!”„Todaysmilesto go badmereally!”
“今天真笑坏我了!”„Yes, thesethreedayssmiledindividual!”
“是啊,这三天都笑死个人了!”„Wewere also hot!”
“咱们又要火了啊!”Instudiohappy talks and laughters.工作室里一片欢声笑语。At this time, Zhang Yecell phonealsoreceivedmanyrelatives and friends'regards.
这时候,张烨的手机也接到了不少亲朋好友的问候。Mother.老妈的。Bigyounger sister.
大妹妹的。Mothers-in-law.
丈母娘的。Yao Jiancai.姚建才的。Ning Lan.宁兰的。Zhang Xia.张霞的。And so on, was hitto explode.
等等等等,都被打爆了。Atthis time, the important matteroccurred!
就在这个时候,有一件大事发生了!No onehas thought that making the personspurt the matter of bloodto occur!
一件谁也没有想到的,让人喷血的事发生了!Ha Qiqireads the news, suddenlycalled out: „! Static! Is static!”哈齐齐看着新闻,突然叫道:“啊!都静静!都静一下!”Zhang Zuois busy atwalking, „howOld Ha?”张左忙走过来,“怎么了老哈?”Little Wanghas also anchored the laughter, „had an accident?”小王也停住了笑声,“又出啥事儿了?”Ha Qiqihas turned headto lookin consternationtothem, „this year'sworld militaryrankingjustcame out!”哈齐齐愕然地回过头看向他们,“今年的世界军事排行榜刚刚出来了!”„Comes outto come out.”Zhang Yeit does not mattersaid: „Thathow?”
“出来就出来呗。”张烨无所谓道:“那怎么啦?”Ha Qiqistuns the world, „Chinamilitaryrankworldsecond!”哈齐齐语出惊人,“中国军事排名世界第二!”In a flash, studiocomplete silence!
一瞬间,工作室鸦雀无声!Zhang Yestares the bigeye!张烨瞪大眼!Little Wangwas shocked!小王惊呆了!Tong Fualsofrightens the under footonesoftly!童富也吓得脚下一软!„What?”
“什么?”„Second?”
“第二?”„Impossible!”
“不可能的啊!”„We, aren't wecontinuouslythird?”
“我们,我们不是一直第三吗?”„Did wesurpassRussia?”
“咱们超过俄罗斯了?”„Shit!”
“我靠!”„This”
“这这”
The nextquarter, studioallpeopleneatlylookedtoZhang Ye!
下一刻,工作室的所有人都齐刷刷地看向了张烨!Zhang Yealmostfaints, „depends, do youlook atmeto do? Withrelations that Ihave!”张烨差点晕过去,“靠,你们看我干嘛啊?跟我有个屁的关系啊!”Alsowasskillful, moreoverhis motherwas too skillful, this year'sworld militaryrankingcame outatthis timeunexpectedlyskillfullyunfortunately, moreoverpossiblywas the relations that because the Russiaonlyaircraft carrierretired, have createdsliding of Russiamilitaryrank, firsttimehad been surmountedbyChina, properly speakingthiswas also normal, maybeinthiscrucial point, Zhang Yeknows certainly that has not relatedwithhim, the studiopersonalsoknows that has not relatedwithLeader Zhang!
也是巧了,而且他妈太巧了,今年的世界军事排行榜居然巧不巧地在这个时候出来了,而且可能是因为俄罗斯唯一一艘航母退役的关系,造成了俄罗斯军事排名的下滑,第一次被中国超越了,按理说这也算正常,可偏偏是这个节骨眼上啊,张烨当然知道和他没关系,工作室的人也知道和张导没关系!But the peopledo not think!
可民众不这么想啊!
The worldnetizendoes not think!
世界网友不这么想啊!Thereforemilitaryranking, worldcooker!
所以军事排行榜一出,世界都炸锅了!
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……India.印度。„What?”
“什么?”„Chinasecond?”
“中国第二?”„Igo! Igo! Igo!”
“我去!我去!我去!”
......
……Japan.日本。„Heavens/Days!”
“天啊!”„Zhang Yeblew the worldsecondChina!”
“张烨把中国吹到世界第二去了!”„This, his motheris unscientific!”
“这,这他妈不科学啊!”
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……Republic of Korea.韩国。„Chinahasanything!”
“中国有什么啊!”„Whysecond?”
“凭什么第二?”„The militarycontrast, looks at the nuclear-powered submarinequantity, Russiaare more than onetimeChina, does Chinahaveseveral?”
“军事对比也是啊,看核潜艇数量,俄国比中国多出一倍啊,中国才有几艘啊?”„ButChinahas the kelp.”
“但中国有海带啊。”„?”
“啊?”
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……United Kingdom.英国。„MyGod!”
“我的上帝!”„The Chinapersonwent against heaven's will!”
“中国人逆天了!”„ChinasoultacticMaster, blewsecondChinastiffly!”
“中国的灵魂战术大师,硬生生把中国吹到第二去了!”„Russiacried! TheirmilitaryStrengthhave not lost toChina! Buthas lost toZhang Yethatmouth!”
“俄罗斯哭了!他们的军事力量不是输给了中国!而是输给了张烨那张嘴!”
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……United States.美国。„Collapse!”
“崩溃!”„How can also like this?”
“怎么还可以这样的啊?”„Blowsfucking awesome can alsoincrease the militaryrank?”
“吹-牛-逼也能增加军事排名的啊?”„IfZhang Yerecordsseveralissues of programagain, this way, ChinasurmountedUnited Statesbecomes the world militaryfirst is also only the timeissue!”
“如果张烨再多录几期节目的话,照这样下去,中国超越美国成为世界军事第一也只是时间的问题了啊!”
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……China.中国。„Hahahahaha!”
“哈哈哈哈哈!”„Laughed atme! Laughed atme!”
“笑死我了!笑死我了啊!”„face-smacking Zhangwas too fierce!”
“打脸张太猛了!”„His opens mouth, simply!”
“他这张嘴,简直了啊!”„Kelp, the foghaze, meteorite, newChinathreebigkilling weapongo against the worldChinasecond!”
“海带,雾霾,陨石,新中国三大杀器将中国顶上世界第二!”„Globalbiggestmilitaryflickeringfamily|homeZhang Ye!”
“全球最大的军事忽悠家张烨!”„Thislistis unscientific! WeshouldsurmountUnited Statesto takefirst! Ourface-smacking Zhangcango against his mothertenaircraft carriers!”
“这榜单不科学!咱们应该超越美国拿下第一的!我们一个打脸张能顶他妈十艘航母的啊!”„Pū! Yousufficed!”
“噗!你们够了!”„Teacher Zhangblackwas been quickly miserable! Hahahaha!”
“张老师快被黑惨了!哈哈哈哈!”
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……Chinamilitary.中国军方。Severalgeneralsvery muchcollapse!
几个将军们都很崩溃!„Is his motheralso good?”
“这他妈也行?”„Does not have the relationswithZhang Ye?”
“跟张烨没关系的吧?”„Nowsaid that has not relatedwithhim, nobodybelieved!”
“现在说跟他没关系,也没人信了啊!”„Thisfellow, too cancause trouble!”
“这家伙啊,实在太能生事了!”
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……Domesticshock!国内震惊!
The worldis shocked!
世界震惊!
The globalinnumerablepeoplesmiledmiserably!
全球无数民众都笑惨了!
The Zhang Yetelephonewas hitto explode!张烨的电话又被打爆了!call of relatives and friendswave after wave!
亲朋好友的来电一波接一波!Yao Jiancaismiledthat side the telephoneinsanely, „Hahahahaha! programdo not stop! Meetsrecord, can Chinabe in the world militarylistfirstposition, lookedyour!”姚建才在电话那边笑疯了,“哈哈哈哈哈哈!节目别停了!接着录吧,中国能不能登上世界军事榜第一的位置,就看你的了!”Zhang Yeridicules saying: „Go away!”张烨笑骂道:“滚!”
The Zhang Yeheart at this momentsomewhatis also disorderly!
此刻的张烨心中也有些凌乱!Heknows certainly that one's owndoes not havewhatmilitary aspectability, alltalked nonsense, madeprogram, healso was mainly primarily the entertainment, thereforehehas not thought the matterwill makewas so big.
他当然知道自己没有什么军事方面的才能,全是扯淡,做个节目而已,他也主要是以娱乐为主,所以他也没有想到事情会闹的这么大。
......
……«Chinarealizes the great nationdream!»
《中国实现大国梦!》«Chinapublishes the militarylistsecond!»
《中国首登军事榜第二!》
The «Zhang Yegodsecondary attack!»
《张烨神助攻!》«China does second, depend entirely oncoax?»
《中国第二,全靠忽悠?》
The mediaalsojoined in the fun.
媒体也来凑热闹了。
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Before Zhang Yuanqi, onceshorthad mountedinternational arena, ChinaCelebrityalsohadhas mounted the internationallisttime, without exception, theymounted the firstwork after International C-listto make the moviein the pastormakeEnglishMusic, wantsto consolidate the positionininternationallist, althoughfailedfinally, has not halted the foot, but can also seethem the attaching great importance todegreeto the worldcelebrities, mounts the firstwork after international arenaisveryimportant. ManypeoplealsothinkthatZhang Yeshouldalsoattach great importance.章远棋以前也曾短暂地登上过国际舞台,还有中国明星曾经也有过登上国际榜单的时刻,无一例外,他们当年登上国际三线后的第一个工作都是拍电影或做英文音乐,想稳固在国际榜单上的位置,虽然最后都失败了,没有一个站住过脚,但也能看出他们对世界名人榜的重视程度,登上国际舞台后的第一个工作是非常非常重要的。很多人也以为,张烨应该也会非常重视。However the resultentirelyis opposite!
然而结果却完全相反!Zhang Yemounts the firstwork after worldcelebrities, blowsunexpectedly! Good! Compel!张烨登上世界名人榜后的第一个工作,竟然是吹!牛!逼!Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering that blows!
吹的惊天动地!Earth-shaking that blows!
吹的地动山摇!
The worldshock of blowing!
吹的世界震惊!Canblowthisflamboyant?
能把牛逼吹成这样的?Through the ages, onlythisperson!
古往今来,只此一人啊!On this day, the Zhang Yenameresounds through the worldagain!
这一天,张烨的名字再一次响彻世界!On this day, Zhang Yeisreal sensestood firmininternational arena!
这一天,张烨才算是真正意义地在国际舞台站稳了脚跟!Moreover, were many a newnickname.
而且,也多了一个新外号。World military spheresoultacticMaster!
世界军事领域的灵魂战术大师!
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