Some country. 某国。 Some household. 某户。 „Mother comes quickly!” “妈妈快来！” „Tom, how?” “汤姆,怎么了？” „Nobel Literature prize winner was tripped!” “诺贝尔文学奖获奖人被人绊倒了！” „Tom, deceived people are not the good child.” “汤姆,骗人可不是好孩子。” „Mom, real!” “妈妈,是真的啊！” „Is impossible, that is global live broadcast.” “不可能,那可是全球直播。” „I pledged to God that this is real! You watch the television quickly!” “我对上帝发誓,这是真的！你快来看电视！” „What?” “什么？” Similar, the is performing in world. 同样的一幕,正在世界各地上演着。 The world to the Nobel Prize Awards non- interested party, at this moment was also shouted by the family member friend, before sat the television stunned, a face was shocking! Original Nobel Literature as well as ****** is the next to last act award item, was paid attention by the world, watches the population to turn 1-2 times compared with before, finally Bangalore this falls, rewards Viewership Ratings of Awards ceremony upward flee by terror Speed! 全世界原本很多对诺贝尔奖颁奖不感兴趣的人,此刻也都被家人朋友喊来了,错愕地坐到了电视机前,一脸震惊！本来诺贝尔文学界以及******就是压轴奖项,就被全世界所关注,观看人数比之前翻了一两倍,结果班加罗尔这一摔,诺奖颁奖典礼的收视率更是以恐怖的速度噌噌往上窜！ Global Viewership Ratings! 全球收视率！ Global reception population! 全球收视人数！ All goes crazy the hurricane to get up! 全都发疯地狂飙起来！ ...... …… World social networking site. 世界社交网站。 In short time, material one after another! 短短时间内,猛料一个接着一个！ „My God, I looked up the news about that China person!” “我的上帝,我查到了一些关于那个中国人的新闻！” „What news?” “什么新闻？” „Before is him, at Asia has done matter!” “是他以前在亚洲做过的事！” „I also looked up, Heavens/Days!” “我也查到了,天啊！” „Abandons the prize? Has he abandoned the world Mathematics prize?” “弃奖？他弃过世界数学奖？” „Has he hit Olympic Games referee?” “他打过奥运会裁判？” „Smashes the hotel? Was the Japan hotel pounded is he does?” “砸酒店？日本酒店被砸是他干的？” „Has he also hit Republic of Korea Celebrity?” “他还打过韩国明星？” „Panda Burns Incense and are CIH also he do?” “熊猫烧香和CIH也是他做出来的？” „In the past various countries Hacker regarded China is a forbidden area, multi- country famous Hacker Or­ga­ni­za­tion claims for ten years not to invade the China network, because of this China person?” “当年世界各国黑客视中国为禁区,多国著名黑客组织声称十年之内不会入侵中国网络,就是因为这个中国人？” „This anything person!” “这到底什么人啊！” „In the world also has this smelly rogue?” “世界上还有这种臭-流-氓？” ...... …… On the spot. 现场。 The medical care personnel caught up hurriedly. 医护人员急急忙忙赶来了。 Bangalore was held, dresses the wound. 班加罗尔被人扶了起来,包扎伤口。 „Zhang Ye!” “张烨！” „You are waiting!” “你等着！” „You are waiting to me!” “你给我等着！” A Bangalore of face anger was foul-mouthed. 一脸怒火的班加罗尔骂骂咧咧。 Facing the scene of out-of-control, the staff in conference site hurry saying: „Bangalore Teacher, you rest first, first rests, but also in live broadcast, had any matter and other Awards to finish said again.” 面对失控的场面,会场的工作人员赶忙上来道:“班加罗尔老师,您先休息一下,先休息一下,还在直播,有什么事等颁奖结束再说。” The Bangalore air/Qi is dizzy, „also proclaimed any prize!” 班加罗尔气晕,“还颁什么奖啊！” Some side also many candidates urged. 旁边也有不少候选人劝起来。 „Calm.” “冷静一下。” „First proclaimed the prize.” “先把奖颁完。” „The world is looking.” “全世界都在看呢。” „Does not have the big wound in any case.” “反正也没多大的伤。” „Awarding cup broke to pieces has also been able to make up does.” “奖杯碎了也能补做的啊。” Bangalore hears to spit blood! 班加罗尔听得吐血！ Your younger sister! 你妹啊！ What is not big wound! 什么叫没多大的伤啊！ Your his mother falls one to try! 你他妈摔一个试试！ Everybody talked, has not spoken toward Bangalore, his people of these year of offending were too many, in addition that „award-winning words expressing feelings”, do not know a moment ago offended many people, Evildoer has also needed the Evildoer grinding, saw some people of being unable to continue watching to stand to tidy up Bangalore finally, in many will of the people also somewhat took pleasure in others'misfortunes, the heart said that let you usually cocky, your cocky, then met the hard stubble! 大家你一言我一语,没有一个向着班加罗尔说话的,他这些年得罪的人太多了,外加刚才那一段“获奖感言”,更是不知得罪了多少人,恶人还需恶人磨,见终于有人看不下去站出来收拾班加罗尔了,很多人心里也都有些幸灾乐祸,心说让你平时得瑟啊,你得瑟啊,这下遇见硬茬子了吧！ The corner has several candidates to suppress smiling in a low voice. 角落有几个候选人低声憋着笑。 „The India person this time lost face.” “印度人这次丢脸了。” „Who made him too rampant.” “谁让他太嚣张了。” „Perhaps he has not thought that will meet one compared with his also rogue fellow!” “他恐怕也没想到,会碰见一个比他还流氓的家伙啊！” „The India person, is on the mouth fierce!” “印度人啊,就是嘴上厉害！” „Yes, that China talented person is the true ruthless role, before looked he smiles is very genial, does not reveal the mountain non- dew, actually such person punctures the head!” “是啊,那个中国人才是真正的狠角色,之前看他笑眯眯的很和善,不显山不露水的,其实这样的人才是刺头啊！” „You said how this matter will process?” “你们说这事会怎么处理？” „Who knows.” “谁知道呢。” The people of several foundations also come up the persuasion. 几个基金会的人也上来劝说。 End, Bangalore with clenched jaws has sat down, „good, I waited for Awards to finish! This matter must give me a view! Gives my national view!” 末了,班加罗尔才咬牙切齿地重新坐下,“好,我就等颁奖结束！这件事必须给我一个说法！给我的国家一个说法！” The farce can end temporarily. 闹剧暂时得以收场。 Rewards the people of foundation to relax. 诺奖基金会的人都松了口气。 leader has stood on the stage, has the matter that as if not to see to be the same to below, did not speak, picked up the microphone until this time, was sorry smiled, to live broadcast scene and scene all humanity: „Sorry, had an accident a moment ago on the spot, hopes that has not affected everybody, making everybody wait for a long time, below, I will make known this Nobel ******, was this last Nobel Prize!” 负责人一直站在台上,对下面发生的事仿佛没有看见一样,也不说话,直到这时候才重新拿起话筒,抱歉地笑了笑,对着直播镜头和现场所有人道:“抱歉,刚才现场发生了一点意外,希望没有影响到大家,让大家久等了,下面,我将揭晓这一届的诺贝尔******,也是本届的最后一个诺贝尔奖项！” Afterward, introduced starts. 随后,介绍开始。 One minute. 一分钟。 Two minutes. 两分钟。 For leader perhaps pulls back the Awards atmosphere, to Nobel ****** the history has also carried on a popular science introduction. 负责人许是为了将颁奖气氛重新拉回来,对诺贝尔******的历史也进行了一次科普性的介绍。 Gradually, before scene and television , the attention of many person also slowly came back. 渐渐的,现场和电视前很多人的注意力也慢慢回来了。 Although experiences has been startled for the beauty unprecedented „small interlude”, but when Nobel ****** the name was read, everybody with total concentration gets up. Literature prize, ******, this is in Nobel Prize is most well-known is also the real value highest two award items, if must divide one high, then does not need to ask that ****** definitely is much heavier than the Literature prize. Nobel ****** is only one will not have the award item of winner every year, for example last year, five years ago, nine years ago is the vacancies, this has also manifested Nobel ****** value and weight, is in all Nobel Prize the award-winning difficulty is biggest, the threshold highest award item, does not have one! 虽然经历了一段史无前例惊为天人的“小插曲”,但当诺贝尔******的名字被念出来的时候,大家还是聚精会神起来。文学奖,******,这是诺贝尔奖项中最受瞩目也是含金量最高的两个奖项,如果非要分一个高下的话,那么不用问,******肯定比文学奖重得多。诺贝尔******是唯一一个不会每年都有获奖人的奖项,比如去年、五年前、九年前都是空缺的,这也更体现了诺贝尔******的价值和重量,也是所有诺贝尔奖中获奖难度最大,门槛最高的奖项,没有之一！ In history each Nobel ****** the winner is in the world the famous person! 历史上每一届诺贝尔******的获奖人全是世界上大名鼎鼎的人！ President. 总统。 Prime minister. 首相。 Premier. 总理。 President. 主席。 Big Philanthropist. 大慈善家。 This person they are impossible welcome to the Awards scene, therefore Nobel ****** is also all rewards only one not to have the candidate to nominate. 这种人他们不可能请到颁奖现场来,所以诺贝尔******也是所有诺奖中唯一一个没有候选人提名的。 Some scene people discussed. 现场有人议论。 „Which president is this time?” “这次是哪个总统？” „President Russia?” “俄罗斯总统？” „He four years ago took ******.” “他四年前已经拿过******了。” „Right, I forgot.” “哦对,我忘了。” „Did this President United States also take?” “这一届美国总统也拿过了？” „Although disputed is very big, but truly took.” “虽然争议很大,但确实拿了。” „That did not have any candidate.” “那还真没什么人选了。” „This year wants the vacancy?” “今年又要空缺了？” Under stage. 台下。 Also some people do not care about these. 也有人根本不关心这些。 For example Zhang Ye, his one leg on the other curls upwards, upper arm one crooked, depends toward the seat on, did not install the gentleman, rewarded unable to attain, he to other was not interested. 比如张烨,他二郎腿一翘,膀子一歪,往座位上一靠,也不装绅士了,诺奖拿不到了,他对其他的都不感兴趣了。 Little Wang scratches the head, „won't he report to the police?” 小王挠头,“他不会报警吧？” The Ha Qiqi pain said: „How we go abroad each time, must annoy the police.” 哈齐齐痛苦道:“怎么咱们每次出国,都得把警察惹来啊。” Little Wang dumbfounded said: „This is our lives, I was also in any case used.” 小王哭笑不得道:“这就是咱们的命,反正我也习惯了。” Zhang Ye said: „How also not Awards? Proclaimed us quite to return to Beijing.” 张烨道:“怎么还不颁奖啊？颁完了咱们好回北京啊。” Ha Qiqi roll one's eyes said: „Returned cannot go back also two to say.” 哈齐齐翻白眼道:“回不回得去还两说呢。” Zhang Ye shrugs saying: „It is not good I with here pass/test several days, you go home first.” 张烨耸肩道:“不行我跟这儿关几天,你们先回家。” „You said actually relaxed.” But Ha Qiqi said: „I estimated that I and Little Wang passport this time also on global blacklist, later others do not dare our group to enter a country.” “您说的倒是轻松。”哈齐齐无奈道:“我估计我和小王的护照这次也得上全球黑名单了,以后人家都不敢让咱们这帮人入境了。” Anthony is a native, „, if annoys the police, I release on bail you.” 安东尼是本地人,“张,如果真惹来警察,我保释你。” Zhang Ye smiles, turns head saying: „Clashes your this saying, your this friend I handed over.” Then said with a smile: „Does not need you to release on bail, this scene I saw.” 张烨笑笑,回头道:“就冲你这话,你这朋友我交定了。”然后笑道:“不用你保释,这场面我见多了。” Little Wang curls the lip, said in English: „Anthony Teacher, you do not need to be worried that in this regard, my family Leader Zhang has fought many battles, already and multinational police have had the innumerable social dealings.” 小王撇嘴,用英语道:“安东尼老师,您不用担心,在这方面,我家张导身经百战,已经和多国警察打过无数次交道了。” Anthony: „?” 安东尼:“啊？” The Felicia Asia covers the forehead. 菲利希亚捂脑门。 Their hearts early not here. 他们的心早不在这儿了。 Bangalore is also glowing red eye to stare Zhang Ye, does not have on the stand. 身后的班加罗尔也红通通着眼睛瞪着张烨,根本没看台上。 At this time, staff brought a red card, gave leader. 这时,工作人员拿来了一张红色的卡片,递给负责人。 Foundation leader nods, the smiling face said gently: „Under, I announced that obtain this Nobel ****** those who is” 基金会负责人点点头,笑容柔和道:“下面,我宣布,获得这一届诺贝尔******的是” Turns on the card. 打开卡片。 Opens the page. 翻开正页。 leader looks down, looked for several seconds. 负责人低头看去,看了好几秒钟。 The global people have turned very quiet! 全球民众已经屏住了呼吸！ Zhang Ye they were still chatting with Anthony. 张烨还在和安东尼他们聊天。 Bangalore also in staring bead. 班加罗尔还在瞪着眼珠子。 Suddenly, leader gains ground, looks with a laugh to the stage. 忽然,负责人抬起头,笑呵呵地看向台下。 „This Nobel ****** winner” “这一届诺贝尔******的获得者” „His name is” “他的名字是” One second. 一秒钟。 Two seconds. 两秒钟。 Three seconds. 三秒钟。 leader tranquil [say / way]: „China writer, Zhang Ye!” 负责人平静道:“中国作家,张烨！” Zhang Ye was chatting, suddenly gained ground fiercely! 张烨正聊天呢,突然猛地抬起头！ Little Wang was startled called one! 小王惊得叫了一声！ A Ha Qiqi face is stupid! 哈齐齐一脸痴呆！ Anthony was silly! 安东尼傻了！ The Felicia Asia is stunned! 菲利希亚愕然！ Bangalore fell directly from the chair! 班加罗尔直接从椅子上摔下去了！ At this moment! 这一刻！ Scene elegant bird silent! 现场雅雀无声！ World elegant bird silent! 全世界雅雀无声！