On the spot! 现场！ Before the television! 电视前！ Entire world complete silence! 整个世界鸦雀无声！ Ha Qiqi was silly! 哈齐齐傻了！ Little Wang opening mouth! 小王张大嘴！ Anthony opens the mouth! 安东尼张大嘴！ Felicia Asia opening mouth! 菲利希亚张大嘴！ Nobel Prize in Economics winner who in live broadcast scene, drunk water direct pū has spurted, mouth that water spurts everywhere is! 直播镜头中,正在喝水的这一届诺贝尔经济学奖得主直接噗的一声喷了,嘴里那点水喷的到处都是！ Does not have, the Nobel Prize Awards for 50 years, have not presented such one, the candidate people, the staff, the honored guests, the media reporters, and even all people before television, this flash were scared, the heart is similar 100,000 heads *** dashes! 从没有过,诺贝尔奖颁奖50年来,从没出现过这样的一幕,以至于现场的候选人们,工作人员们,嘉宾们,媒体记者们,乃至电视机前的所有人,这一瞬间都傻眼了,心头仿佛有100000头***飞奔而过！ ...... …… United Kingdom. 英国。 The network exploded! 网络炸了！ „Shit!” “我靠！” „Who is that?” “那是谁？” „Whose foot is?” “是谁的脚？” „Heavens/Days! Did this, what this have?” “天啊！这,这发生了什么？” „God, what did I see?” “上帝,我看到了什么？” „Nobel Literature prize winner was tripped!?” “诺贝尔文学奖得主被绊倒了！？” ...... …… Japan. 日本。 „Who is that?” “那是谁啊？” „How does that foot such look familiar?” “那脚怎么这么眼熟？” „Is Zhang Ye!” “是张烨！” „I saw! Is Zhang Ye!” “我看见了！是张烨！” „Really is Fuck, he?” “我草,真是他吗？” „How he dares!” “他怎么敢啊！” „He has anything not to dare!” “他有什么不敢的啊！” „Also is, this fellow was notorious in the past!” “也是,这家伙当年就是恶名昭彰啊！” ...... …… Republic of Korea. 韩国。 „OMG!” “我的天啊！” „Zhang Ye was insane!” “张烨疯了！” „This foot is good to look familiar!” “这一脚好眼熟啊！” „In the past Olympic Games, he had done this matter, has stumbled international referee!” “当年奥运会,他就干过这事啊,绊过国际裁判啊！” „Yes, I thought that this fellow was not first time does!” “是啊,我想起来了,这家伙不是第一次干了！” „I faint! His courage was too big!” “我晕啊！他胆子太大了！” „I have taken this China person really!” “我真服了这中国人了啊！” ...... …… United States. 美国。 „Is he?” “是他？” „《Gone with the Wind》 author?” “《飘》的作者？” „Literature class - was bum Bangalore tripped?” “文学界的流-氓班加罗尔被人绊倒了？” „In does reward at the Awards ceremony to mix the person?” “在诺奖颁奖典礼上拌人？” „Was that China writer insane?” “那中国作家疯了？” „My God, Literature how these many classes - bum!” “我的上帝,文学界怎么这么多流-氓啊！” „This is global live broadcast!” “这是全球直播啊！” „Yes, all the people of the world are looking!” “是啊,全世界人民都在看啊！” ...... …… India. 印度。 Seething popular discontent! 民怨沸腾！ „I go - you - younger sister -!” “我去-你-妹-啊！” „Zhang Ye!” “张烨！” „The China person was too shameless!” “中国人太无耻了！” „This bastard!” “这个混蛋！” „How he dares to begin!” “他怎么敢动手！” „This is the provocation! This is the provocation!” “这是挑衅！这是挑衅啊！” „He is intentionally makes us make a boner!” “他是故意让我们出丑啊！” ...... …… In family|home. 家里。 Mother spurted! 老妈喷了！ Father almost falls down from the sofa! 老爸差点从沙发上掉下去！ Mother asked: „Old Zhang, is that our son's foot?” 老妈问:“老张,那是咱儿子的脚吗？” Father wipes away sweat, „probably is.” 老爸擦汗,“好像是。” Wu Zeqing affirms saying: „Is his.” 吴则卿肯定道:“是他的。” The Mother collapse roars: „This is global live broadcast!” 老妈崩溃怒吼:“这是全球直播啊！” ...... …… CCTV. 央视。 Among live broadcast peaceful fearfulness. 直播间安静的可怕。 Host and illustration honored guests stayed there. 主持人和现场的解说嘉宾都呆在了那里。 Host: „This, this, the scene as if had an accident.” 主持人:“这个,这个,现场似乎是出了点意外。” Illustrated that the honored guest sweats saying: „What exactly had?” 解说嘉宾冒汗道:“到底发生了什么？” Host: „Makes us playback the slow motion.” 主持人:“让我们来回放一下慢动作。” Many looked that the CCTV live broadcast people spurted! 好多看央视直播的人都喷了！ Playbacking? 回放？ Slow motion? 慢动作？ You work as the football competition! 你当足球比赛呢啊！ First time sees Awards ceremony slow motion playbacking! 第一次见到颁奖典礼慢动作回放的啊！ ...... …… Spring Garden. 春天花园家。 Xiaodong was insane! 小冬疯了！ Li Xiaoxian under foot one soft! 李小娴脚下一软！ Amy is dumbfounded! AMY目瞪口呆！ „Did you see?” “你们看见了吗？” „Um.” “嗯。” „Wasn't I misreads?” “不是我看错了吧？” „You have not misread.” “你没看错。” „I faint!” “我晕啊！” ...... …… Zhang Ye studio. 张烨工作室。 Many people fell from the chair! 很多人都从椅子上摔下来了！ „Leader Zhang!” “张导！” „crap!” “我了个去！” „Ended! Ended!” “完了！完了！” „Lively was then big!” “这下热闹大了！” „On our our not Nobel Prize blacklist?” “咱们咱们不会上诺贝尔奖黑名单吧？” ...... …… On weibo. 微博上。 „face-smacking Zhang was insane!” “打脸张疯了！” „Zhang Ye must ascend the sky!” “张烨要上天了啊！” „Shit he began really!” “我靠他真动手了啊！” „Global live broadcast! This his mother world live broadcast!” “全球直播啊！这他妈全球直播啊！” „Teacher Zhang, I knelt to you!” “张老师,我给您跪了！” „The world is looking at live broadcast, this is the Nobel Prize Awards ceremony, you also work as in Domestic!” “全世界都在看直播啊,这是诺贝尔奖颁奖典礼啊,您还当在国内呢啊！” „Whoops I really took Teacher Zhang!” “哎呦我真服张老师了！” „I also knelt! The Teacher Zhang temperament flushed! Is his mother word does not begin really at earliest convenience! His which tube anything world live broadcast he!” “我也跪了！张老师脾气太冲了啊！真的是他娘一言不合就动手啊！他哪儿管什么全球直播啊他！” „Was then good, the face-smacking Zhang evil reputation must spread over the world!” “这下好了,打脸张的恶名要传遍全球了！” „I know! I know that makes Teacher Zhang go abroad one to certainly have an accident! This goods are not will guard the threshing floor about the person of conduct radically!” “我就知道啊！我就知道让张老师出国一准得出事啊！这货根本就不是个会看场合行事的人啊！” „The elegant demeanor of this foot, is really familiar.” “这一脚的风采,真熟悉啊。” „Naturally was familiar! In Domestic, once does not know that has many real men to be tripped by Zhang Ye in the under foot! This his mother is the Zhang Ye becoming famous unique skill!” “当然熟悉了啊！在国内,曾经不知道有多少好汉被张烨绊倒在脚下啊！这他娘是张烨的成名绝技啊！” „Mother egg, how you more said that I more want to smile!” “妈蛋,你们怎么越说我越想笑啊！” „Pū Hahahahaha! I could not hold in!” “噗哈哈哈哈哈！我也憋不住了！” „Although is a little inappropriate, but I want to say: Teacher Zhang, does attractively!” “虽然有点不合适,但我还是想说:张老师,干得漂亮！” „The India person is owes to punch!” “印度人是欠揍啊！” „Who lets him cocky in front of Zhang Ye!” “谁让他在张烨面前得瑟的！” „When four years, face-smacking Zhang this temperament, this take action on take action, is never ambiguous!” “四年了,打脸张还是这个脾气啊,该出手时就出手,从来不含糊！” ...... …… Yao Jiancai. 姚建才。 Ning Lan. 宁兰。 Zhang Yuanqi. 章远棋。 Zhang Ye family member. 张烨的家人。 Zhang Ye friend. 张烨的朋友。 China people. 中国民众。 Japan people. 日本民众。 France people. 法国民众。 Australia people. 澳大利亚民众。 The global innumerable countries knelt! 全球无数国家都跪了！ How you dare! 你怎么敢啊！ How you can do! 你怎么能这么干啊！ You, your this also too wicked! 你,你这也太缺德了啊！ ...... …… On the spot. 现场。 live broadcast is still continuing. 直播还在继续。 Sees only Bangalore to crawl angrily, points at Zhang Ye to exclaim: „Do you do!” 只见班加罗尔愤怒地爬起来,指着张烨吼道:“你干什么！” However, what making all people nearly faint in the past was, Zhang Ye one under looked to the face Bangalore of belt blood, a face said confusedly: „? How?” 然而,让所有人险些晕过去的是,张烨一愣之下看向了脸上带血的班加罗尔,一脸迷茫道:“啊？咋了？” Bangalore is almost air/Qi dizzy, „you!!” 班加罗尔几乎气晕,“你！！” Anthony is shocked! 安东尼惊呆！ The Felicia Asia is shocked! 菲利希亚惊呆！ Zhang Ye new understanding several physicist Anna, Petch and the others of were also shocked! 张烨新认识的几个物理学家安娜、佩奇等人也惊呆了！ Your that is what expression feeds? 你那是什么表情啊喂？ What expression is your? 你那到底是什么表情啊？ Your facial skin must be so thick you! 你脸皮要不要这么厚啊你！ That foot, people saw, the world saw, finally everybody has not thought that Zhang Ye actually plays the fool under glare of the public eye! 那一脚,现场的人都看到了,全世界都看到了,结果大家万万没想到,张烨竟然在众目睽睽之下装傻！ Anthony has scratched the sweating, „” 安东尼擦了擦虚汗,“张” Japan writer cold snort|hum, said: „Knows why I amn't willing to know him? Saw? World Literature biggest rogue sits side you actually! You also work as good person him unexpectedly!” Is competent this matter regarding Zhang Ye, Japanese expressed that is not accidental. 日本作家冷哼一声,说道:“知道我为什么不愿意认识他了吗？看到了吧？世界文学界最大的流氓其实就坐在你们身边呢！你们居然还把他当好人！”对于张烨能干出这种事,日本人表示并不意外。 Felicia Asia: „......” 菲利希亚:“……” Anthony: „......” 安东尼:“……” Little Wang dumbfounded , „Leader Zhang.” 小王哭笑不得,“张导。” Ha Qiqi covers the face, thought that this time lost disgraced in a big way, lost to the world simply, if this recorded and broadcast, finally can editing, this Duan Qia, even if will arouse the disturbance, at least also in the controllable range, what a pity this was live broadcast, was his mother world live broadcast! «Nobel Literature Prize Winner Awards Scene by China Writer Plotting»? Thinks that a while international press the title, Ha Qiqi has been drunk! 哈齐齐一捂脸,觉得这次丢人丢大了,简直丢到全世界了啊,这要是个录播也就算了,最后能剪辑一下,把这段掐了,就算还是会引起风波,起码还在可控范围内,可惜这是直播啊,还是他妈全世界直播啊！《诺贝尔文学奖得主颁奖现场被中国作家暗算》？想想一会儿国际新闻的标题,哈齐齐已经醉了！ Zhang Ye actually thinks otherwise. 张烨却不以为然。 He thinks special is simple, he early also looked that India person is not pleasing to the eyes! 他想的特别简单,他早也看那印度人不顺眼了！ Is rampant with me? 跟我嚣张？ Also does the world owe you? 还全世界都欠你的？ Is your self-sensation good? 你还自我感觉良好？ Go away - you - big - master -! 滚-你-大-爷-的！ If took to reward, I also worried the worry image, considered to affect, but the prize also proclaimed now, did not have the buddy anything matter in any case! Who I also manage you am!? 要是拿着诺奖了,我还顾虑顾虑形象,考虑考虑影响,可现在奖也颁了,反正没哥们儿什么事儿了！那我还管你是谁啊！？ Whoever! 爱谁谁！