China. 中国。 On weibo. 微博上。 „My date!” “我日！” „Prize lost!” “奖丢了！” „Was finished had been finished!” “完蛋了完蛋了！” „Made the India person give with!” “让印度人给拿了！” „Oh, was hopeless!” “唉,没戏了！” „I anticipated was very long, the media also reported that this is China to Nobel Prize recent one time, finally has not taken!” “我期待了很久了,媒体也都报导说这是中国离诺贝尔奖最近的一次,结果还是没拿上啊！” „face-smacking Zhang let slip!” “打脸张都失手了！” „Does not have the means that that is rewards, Domestic award item Zhang Ye has not let slip, but the highest academic kind of award item of world, perhaps as it concerns us was too far.” “没办法,那是诺奖啊,国内的奖项张烨从没失过手,但全世界的最高学术类奖项,或许对我们而言还是太远了。” ...... …… Grandma. 姥姥家。 Several younger sisters roar. 几个妹妹都怒吼起来。 „Damn!” “该死！” „Their keeping eyes open eyeball!” “他们长没长眼睛呀！” „Should give my brother obviously!” “明明该给我哥的！” „A San opened hangs!” “阿三又开挂了！” ...... …… In family|home. 家中。 A Father face is regrettable. 老爸一脸遗憾。 Mother points at the television to scold. 老妈指着电视骂起来。 „Anything!” “什么啊！” „Oh.” “唉。” „Definitely has the behind-the-scenes plotting!” “肯定有黑幕！” ...... …… studio. 工作室。 A regrettable sound piece. 遗憾声一片。 Some female staff even quietly wiped tears. 有的女工作人员甚至悄悄抹起了眼泪。 „Isn't good?” “还是不行吗？” „Gives us to reward such difficultly?” “给我们一个诺奖这么难吗？” „I refuse to accept!” “我不服！” „I also refuse to accept!” “我也不服！” „《Gone with the Wind》 is not obviously worse than any book!” “《飘》明明不比任何书差的！” ...... …… China Writer's Association. 中国作协。 „Has not attained!” “没拿到！” „Was a pity!” “太可惜了啊！” „Yes, on poor! Almost!” “是啊,就差一点的啊！就差一点！” „Ok, actually Zhang Ye has done very well.” “算了,其实张烨已经做得很好了。” ...... …… London. 伦敦。 Lilian. 莉莉安家。 „Was a pity!” “可惜！” „Elder sister, is he China friend who you said?” “姐,他就是你说的中国朋友？” „Yes, lets him the advice that struggles to reward is I gives him to offer.” “是啊,让他争诺奖还是我给他出的主意呢。” ...... …… India. 印度。 The people burst with joy. 民众沸腾了。 „Heavens/Days!” “天啊！” „Is we! Is we!” “是我们！是我们！” „Bangalore long live!” “班加罗尔万岁！” „India long live!” “印度万岁！” „Does not dare to believe! India also had Nobel Prize finally!” “不敢置信！印度终于也有诺贝尔奖了！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈哈！” „I know that the China person and Japanese rewarded with!” “我就知道,中国人和日本人拿不了诺奖！” „To have a look at the expression of China person really!” “真想看看中国人的表情！” ...... …… Germany. 德国。 „The India person laughed last!” “印度人笑到最后了！” „This prize, the component is very weighty!” “这个奖,分量很重啊！” „Unexpected, in reason!” “意料之外,情理之中！” „This Literature prize made known finally!” “这一届的文学奖终于揭晓了！” ...... …… Japan. 日本。 „Early guessed correctly that was he!” “早猜到是他了！” „Was a pity that is not our!” “可惜不是咱们的！” „Has not made Zhang Ye reward with is OK!” “没让张烨拿诺奖就可以了！” „Also is!” “也是！” „Congratulations India person.” “恭喜印度人吧。” ...... …… China. 中国。 United Kingdom. 英国。 Republic of Korea. 韩国。 Greece. 希腊。 Finland. 芬兰。 Canada. 加拿大。 When Nobel Literature prize, once were announced that world all country cookers! 当诺贝尔文学奖一经公布,全世界所有国家都炸锅了！ The netizens discuss crazily! 网友疯狂热议！ The media snowflake same reported! 媒体雪花一样地报导！ ...... …… Awards scene. 颁奖现场。 leader said with a smile: „Invited Bangalore to go on stage receives an award.” 负责人微笑道:“有请班加罗尔上台领奖。” Bangalore has put in order the clothes, smilingly sets out from the seat, the stride walked toward the chairman's podium, a high-spirited appearance. This moment Bangalore, the world most well-known person, influence of Nobel Literature prize in world truly was too it can be said that big. 班加罗尔整了整衣服,笑眯眯地从座位上起身,大步朝主席台走了上去,一副意气风发的模样。这一刻的班加罗尔,可以说是全世界最受瞩目的人,诺贝尔文学奖在世界上的影响力确实太大了。 Mounting the stage. 登台。 Receiving an award. 领奖。 Group photo. 合影。 On back large screen, has listed Bangalore these years all works. 背后的大屏幕上,也列出了班加罗尔这些年来的所有作品。 The densely packed book title, is dumbfounded stunning. 密密麻麻的书名,让人瞠目结舌。 Little Wang is depressed: „Has he written these many books?” 小王郁闷道:“他写过这么多书吗？” Ha Qiqi said: „We were the work are too few.” 哈齐齐说:“咱们就是作品太少了。” „Mainly is Leader Zhang does not have time to write.” Writing Speed of Little Wang to Zhang Ye has the absolute confidence, „, so long as gives us again a half year of time, Leader Zhang can write 20 to them absolutely originally!” “主要是张导没时间写啊。”小王对张烨的写作速度是有绝对信心的,“只要再多给咱们半年时间,张导绝对能给他们写出20本来！” The Felicia Asia comfort said: „Opens, next year will come again.” 菲利希亚安慰道:“张,明年再来吧。” Zhang Ye smiles, „good.” 张烨笑笑,“好。” Anthony has also comforted the Japan writer. 安东尼也去安慰了一下日本作家。 Japan makes the family fortune: „I also early had the psychology to prepare.” 日本作家道:“我也早有心理准备了。” This matter made understanding of Zhang Ye Nobel Prize more, initially has wanted to take to reward depending on a book, he thought was too simple, on his once that Earth, many people have written for a lifetime the book, ten books, 20 books, 30 books, many people also rewarded to just miss with, in many world famous literary giant, he only depends on 《Gone with the Wind》 now, truly was too difficult. 这件事让张烨对诺贝尔奖的了解更多了一些,当初想凭一本书就拿诺奖,他还是想的太简单了,在他曾经的那个地球上,很多人写了一辈子书,十本,20本,30本,很多人也都和诺奖失之交臂,其中也不乏世界上大名鼎鼎的文豪,他如今只凭一本《飘》,确实还是太难了。 Oh, early knows that struggled other rewarding. 唉,早知道争别的奖了。 Mathematics prize? 数学奖？ Physics prize? 物理学奖？ perhaps opportunity greatly. 或许机会更大点。 However now says anything late, moreover before left his time to be also insufficient. 不过现在说什么都晚了,而且之前留给他的时间也不够。 Under is a focus of public attention, Bangalore has picked up the microphone. 万众瞩目之下,班加罗尔已经拿起了话筒。 All people look to him. 现场所有人都看向他。 All people before global live broadcast also look to him. 全球直播前的所有人也都看向他。 Finally a India person start to talk, makes many people stare dumbfounded. 结果印度人一开口,就让不少人瞠目结舌。 Bangalore settles the throat clear, said with a smile proudly: „First, I must thank the Nobel Prize judges meeting, for ten years, you have made a correct choice finally.” 班加罗尔清了清嗓子,傲然笑道:“首先,我要感谢诺贝尔奖评委会,十年来,你们终于做了一次正确的选择。” Under stage in an uproar! 台下哗然！ The global people are speechless! 全球民众无语！ Have ten years made a correct choice? 十年就做了一次正确选择？ Gathers the beforehand Nobel Literature prize blindly to elect? 合着以前的诺贝尔文学奖都是瞎选的啊？ These did time elect you to elect right? 就这一次选你选对了？ Anthony: „......” 安东尼:“……” Felicia Asia: „......” 菲利希亚:“……” Foundation leader: „......” 基金会负责人:“……” The global people showed the whites of the eyes. 全球民众都翻起白眼。 Early heard that Bangalore is the world Literature top-quality class - bum, is really not false! 早听说班加罗尔是世界文学界的头号流-氓了,果然不假！ Zhang Ye was also happy, caught the eye to listen to him to say. 张烨也乐了,抬眼听着他说。 Only listens to Bangalore to lift the awarding cup , to continue saying: „This awarding cup, ten years ago should be my, therefore I do not want to do in addition any thanked, because this is Nobel Prize owes my awarding cup, because this is the world owes my awarding cup, ten years, the interest I do not receive.” 只听班加罗尔举着奖杯,继续道:“这个奖杯,十年前就应该是我的,所以除此之外我并不想做任何感谢了,因为这是诺贝尔奖欠我的奖杯,因为这是全世界欠我的奖杯,十年,利息我就不收了。” ...... …… India. 印度。 „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Too arrogance!” “太傲气了！” „Should like this!” “就应该这样！” „Great Bangalore!” “好样的班加罗尔！” „Right, this is the world owes us!” “对,这是世界欠我们的！” ...... …… China. 中国。 „This stupid cunt was insane!” “这傻-逼疯了吧！” „Faint, two goods that which comes!” “晕,哪儿来的二货啊！” „Also takes to reward on this?” “就这还拿诺奖呢？” „He did not fear that rewarded judges to cancel to him!” “他也不怕诺奖评委会给他取消了！” ...... …… United States. 美国。 „This what person?” “这什么人啊？” „Does reward to owe him?” “诺奖欠他的？” „Was too rampant!” “太嚣张了！” „Oh, this person is not very likable!” “唉,这人很不招人喜欢啊！” ...... …… Republic of Korea. 韩国。 „I want to punch him!” “我想揍他！” „I also!” “我也是啊！” „The India person owed to punch!” “印度人太欠揍了！” „Energy where he comes!” “他哪里来的底气啊！” ...... …… The world was scolding! 全世界都在骂！ The scene also questions sound one piece! 现场也是质疑声一片！ After Bangalore prize words expressing feelings said that unexpectedly applause does not have, must know that many foreigners very much have the demeanor, particularly this situation, particularly Nobel Prize Awards scene, even if not like a person, the applause must give, this is the minimum respect and demeanor. However the words expressing feelings of Bangalore were too insolent, thereupon, nobody is willing to applaud to him. 以至于班加罗尔获奖感言说完以后,竟然一个鼓掌的都没有,要知道,很多老外还是很有风度的,尤其是这个场合,尤其是诺贝尔奖颁奖现场,就算再不喜欢一个人,掌声也是要给的,这是起码的尊重和风度。然而班加罗尔的感言实在太张狂了,于是乎,没有一个人愿意给他鼓掌。 The scene is the whisper sound. 现场都是嘀咕声。 „Was too exasperating.” “太气人了。” „Also does the world owe you?” “还全世界都欠你的？” „He He!” “呵呵！” The atmosphere is very awkward! 气氛很尴尬！ Does not have the applause! 没掌声！ Does not have the sound! 没动静！ But Bangalore actually thinks otherwise, is swaggering grasps the awarding cup to go down the podium self-confidently. 但班加罗尔却不以为然,还是那么自信地大摇大摆地握着奖杯走下领奖台。 Various countries' media reporters open the mouth to visit him, the camera in hand has not actually been idling, live broadcast scene has hit on his body, the feature article follows up. 各国媒体记者都张大嘴看着他,手里的摄像机却没闲着,直播镜头一直都打在他的身上,特写跟进。 Under the stage the person of judges meeting as if regretted. 台下评委会的人似乎都后悔了。 Some people pat the forehead. 有人拍脑门。 Some person of faces are indignant. 有人一脸气愤。 Moved toward the seat area, Bangalore also with a smile looked at Zhang Ye one, does not know that was intentionally, the awarding cup in hand slightly was also lifted by him, as if the demonstration was ordinary. 走向座位区,班加罗尔还笑着看了张烨一眼,也不知道是不是故意的,手里的奖杯还被他稍稍抬了一下,似乎示威一般。 Little Wang looks angrily. 小王怒视。 Ha Qiqi curls the lip. 哈齐齐撇嘴。 Only then Zhang Ye smiled. 只有张烨笑了。 That side, foundation leader walked to go on stage. 那边,基金会负责人又走上台了。 Bangalore also brushed past with Zhang Ye, walks toward his seat. 班加罗尔也与张烨擦肩而过,往他的座位走去。 But at this time, when live broadcast scene is going to move the chairman's podium, that the global people have not thought of occurred! 可就在这个时候,就在直播镜头都将要挪回主席台的时候,全球人民都没有想到的一幕发生了！ Anthony saw a foot! 安东尼看到了一只脚！ Felicia Asia at present a flower! 菲利希亚眼前一花！ The Japan writer stares big eyeball with amazement! 日本作家骇然地瞪大眼珠子！ The world people penetrated the television to see put on the foot of leather shoes, appeared in scene self-satisfied, appeared in the under foot of Bangalore! 全世界民众都透过电视看到了一只穿着皮鞋的脚,飘飘然地出现在了镜头中,出现在了班加罗尔的脚下！ Coming that nobody responded! 没有人反应的过来！ The person does not have! 现场的人没有！ The person before television does not have! 电视前的人也没有！ Bangalore did not expect! 班加罗尔更是毫无预料！ „!!!” “啊！！！” A pitiful yell sends out in the Bangalore mouth! 一声惨叫在班加罗尔嘴中发出！ The next second, the India person entire body lost balanced, pū a front surface fell on the ground! 下一秒钟,印度人整个身子失去了平衡,噗地一声迎面摔在了地上！ The awarding cup broke to pieces! 奖杯碎了！ Bangalore was fallen hoodwinks! 班加罗尔被摔蒙了！ Pū, in the eyebrow corner/horn also braved the blood! 噗咝,眉角上也冒血了！ At this moment! 这一刻！ time as if stagnated! 时间仿佛停滞了！ The world as if stagnated! 世界仿佛停滞了！