In the afternoon. 午后。 Carefree supermarket west horse depot shop. 乐天超市西马厂店。 The food area hears one suddenly crack! 食品区突然传来一声炸响！ Bang! 砰！ „!” “啊！” „Lamp broke to pieces!” “灯碎了！” „Fell!” “掉下来掉下来了！” „Be careful!” “小心啊！” „Run!” “快跑呀！” The lamp has exploded, a big chimney shouted one to pat, under stood a person not to need to ask exactly that naturally was Zhang Ye! 灯炸了,一个大灯罩呼地一下就拍了下来,底下恰好就站了一个人这个人不用问,当然就是张烨！ Zhang Ye also frightens heavily, him early is prepared luckily, hurries one leaps up toward side by he vigorous and flexible skill jumps, Bang a sound, chimney on racket on the ground, this fellow, if shouted on his head, did not say the cerebral concussion, must swell a large package. 张烨也吓得不轻,幸好他早有准备,慌忙凭借他矫健而又灵活的身手往旁边一蹿一跳,砰的一声响,灯罩就拍在了地上,这家伙要是呼在他脑袋上,不说脑震荡,怎么也得肿个大包啊。 Moves aside, the mask also fell. 躲闪之间,口罩也掉了。 The crowd of shopping recognized him. 购物的人群都认出他了。 „Zhang Ye!” “张烨！” „Is face-smacking Zhang!” “是打脸张！” „Scared to death me!” “吓死我了！” „Was too dangerous!” “太危险了啊！” „Did lamp fall? How to make Teacher Zhang catch up?” “灯掉了？怎么又让张老师赶上了？” „Yes, he just did not fall in the well?” “是啊,他不是刚掉井里的吗？” „Pū, he also carried!” “噗,他也太背了啊！” The supermarket staff hurries the cleaning scene. 超市员工赶忙过来清扫现场。 leader heard the news also hurriedly to rush, his heart said badly, this may go bad, how to leave at this time accidentally, whom pounded not to be good almost to pound that bastard, this fellow in mindless, this that Asia became famous was Asia Entertainment Circle biggest smelly rogue, this goods were unforgiving to bite their carefree supermarket not to put accidentally, they will definitely annoy much troublesome, oh, bad luck! 负责人闻讯也急忙赶到了,他心说坏了,这可坏了啊,怎么这个时候出意外了啊,怎么砸谁不好偏偏差点砸到那个混蛋啊,这家伙在亚洲可是出了名的不讲理啊,这可是亚洲娱乐圈最大的臭-流-氓啊,这货万一不依不饶咬住他们乐天超市不放,他们肯定会惹不少麻烦,唉,倒霉啊！ But he has not thought that meaning that Zhang Ye has not investigated unexpectedly slightly. 可是他万万没想到,张烨竟丝毫没有追究的意思。 Sees only that side Zhang Ye to wipe away sweat, half step moved toward other regions. 只见那边的张烨擦了擦汗,快步就走向了其他区域。 leader is shocked, well, is not right, isn't this Zhang Ye style? Was this male servant so when reasonable? Isn't his temperament? 负责人愣住,咦,不对啊,这不是张烨的风格啊？这厮什么时候这么通情达理了啊？不是他的脾气呀？ A staff comes up, „shopkeeper, this” 一员工上来,“店长,这” leader said: „Was all right.” 负责人说道:“没事了。” The staff asked carefully: „What with doesn't need to compensate?” 员工小心问道:“用不用赔偿什么的？” leader curls the lip, „hasn't person been injured, what compensates?” 负责人撇嘴,“人又没受伤,赔偿什么？” The staff said immediately: „Understood.” 员工立即道:“明白了。” The small interlude crossed, all business as usual. 小插曲过了,一切营业照旧。 But in leader just returned to building the office, the supermarket had an accident! 可是就在负责人刚刚回到楼上办公室,超市又出事了！ A staff runs flustered, „shopkeeper! It is not good!” 一个员工慌慌张张地跑上来,“店长！不好了！” leader frowns, „how?” 负责人蹙眉,“怎么了？” The staff urgently said: „Elevator has gone bad suddenly, prograde motion turned goes against the flow!” 员工急道:“电梯突然坏了,顺行变成逆行了！” leader was startled to stand, „what did you say? On the elevator has the person?” 负责人惊得站了起来,“你说什么？电梯上有人吗？” The staff said: „On elevator has a person, at that time rolled from above is Zhang Ye!” 员工道:“电梯上有一个人,当时就从上面滚下来了是张烨！” leader is shocked: „What? How is he?” 负责人惊呆:“什么？怎么又是他？” Supermarket two buildings. 超市二楼。 At this moment, Zhang Ye is having a lingering fear is patting earth, that somersault was really gave to fall him a moment ago, the elevator that upward followed suddenly, turned into the reversal suddenly, even if Zhang Ye practiced Taiji unable to support this, after being direct, was supine to fall, but also rolled two, was good has stood firm because of his skill vigorously all of a sudden, otherwise rolled from the second floors to a building, was too scary! 此刻,张烨正心有余悸地拍着身上的土,刚才那一个跟头真是把他给摔着了,一个突然往上顺着走的电梯,猛然间变成了倒行,就算张烨练过太极也架不住这个啊,直接后仰着就摔出去了,还滚了两圈,好在他身手矫健一下子稳住了,不然真得从二楼滚到一楼啊,太吓人了！ The inevitable crowd was also speechless. 围观人群也无语极了。 Falling well? 坠井？ Was pounded by the chimney? 被灯罩砸？ Falling elevator? 坠电梯？ Your this anything transports the potential! 您这什么运势啊！ Do you go out today have not read the almanac? 您今儿个出门没看黄历吧？ , leader shouts by far: „Teacher Zhang are you all right?” 远远的,负责人就喊道:“张老师你没事吧？” Zhang Ye beckons with the hand. 张烨摆摆手。 leader whoops said: „This does, who is responsible for the elevator? Let the responsible person come!” He has also scared, luckily Zhang Ye is all right, if he has an accident, that really left the important matter, then leader said: „Teacher Zhang, this is the chance failure, possibly was the aging equipment, we well overhauled certainly, the beforehand hanging lamp was also, this matter will not happen absolutely, I guaranteed!” 负责人哎呦道:“这怎么搞的啊,谁负责电梯的？让责任人过来！”他也吓坏了,幸亏张烨没事啊,他要是有个三长两短,那就真出大事了,然后负责人道:“张老师,这就是偶然故障,可能是设备老化了,我们一定好好检修,之前的吊灯也是,这种事绝对不会发生了,我保证！” The voice just fell. 话音刚落。 That side several meters high shelf, has folded suddenly, the entire shelf had one that the above goods were shouting but actually. 那边一个几米高的货架突然咔嚓一声,折了,整个货架带着上面的货品呼的一下就倒了下来。 „!” “啊！” „Run!” “快跑！” „Poured!” “倒了！” „Runs Fuck!” “跑啊我草！” The surrounding person scatters in a panic! 周围人作鸟兽散！ leader was also startled horizontally to leap, a movement of go fall flatting on one's face did not lie on the ground very much gracefully. 负责人也惊得横着跃了出去,一个狗吃屎的动作很不优雅地趴在了地上。 Zhang Ye what Speed? 张烨什么速度？ Zhang Ye what Agility? 张烨什么敏捷？ Obviously this goods run is quicker than other people, but he chose mistakenly the direction, the direction that Zhang Ye swooped did not have what issue from the beginning, was the next quarter, the shelf that poured pounded on the opposite shelf, probably the dominoes were the same, ping ping, including 45 shelves, transferred one to return to the Zhang Ye direction but actually, Zhang Ye has no place to hide radically, the shelf direct gave to pat him there, probably had the space of included angle, the Zhang Ye critical juncture wormed one's way into hurriedly, this had not been pounded, but was actually caught, fundamentally crawled. Does not come out! 这货显然跑的比其他人更快,可是他偏偏选错了方向,张烨飞扑出去的方向一开始并没有什么问题,可是下一刻,倒下来的货架就砸到了对面的货架上,好像多米诺骨牌一样,砰砰砰砰砰,连倒了45个货架,转了一圈又回到了张烨的方向,张烨根本是无处可躲,货架直接把他给拍在了那里,好像有个夹角的空间,张烨危急关头匆忙钻了进去,这才没被砸到,可是却被卡住了啊,根本爬。不出来了！ „It is not good!” “不好啦！” „Help!” “救命啊！” „Zhang Ye was pounded!” “张烨又被砸了！” „Hits 119 quickly!” “快打119呀！” leader has cried, what's the matter! This his mother what's the matter! 负责人都哭了,怎么回事啊！这他妈到底怎么回事啊！ The people of fire brigade quickly. 消防队的人很快到了。 Because is an area, is that group of people. 因为都是一个地区,还是那一拨人。 The fire fighter of lead noticed that under the shelf is brushing Zhang Ye that the friend encircles with cell phone, is a little dizzy, „is Teacher Zhang, how you?” 带头的消防员看到货架下正拿手机刷朋友圈的张烨,也是有点晕,“张老师,怎么又是你啊？” Zhang Ye looks up, „, is I.” 张烨抬头一看,“啊,是我。” The fire fighters wipe away sweat, „we rescue your three chapters today.” 消防员擦汗,“我们今天都救您三回了啊。” The Zhang Ye hollow laugh, „was laborious, laborious comrades.” 张烨干笑,“辛苦了,辛苦同志们了。” The fire fighters sighed, oh, what added? Life-saving! 消防员叹气,唉,还说什么啊？救人吧！ Passed through a firemen dozen minutes of effort, finally rescued the trapped workers. 经过了消防队员们十几分钟的努力,终于把被困人员解救了。 But at this time, the carefree supermarket also dispersed the customers, the lamp fell said fortunately that the elevator went bad has also assembled, but the shelf collapsed these many, obviously did not have the means to do business, they made the measure that has suspended temporarily immediately. Customers also nobody dared here to remain, this where was goes shopping, his mother was breaknecks, these matters have been caught up with by Zhang Ye luckily today, this calamity murdered hardly, could not die easily, but they were not good, they were the flesh and blood, they may have no way empty-handed to smash the bulletproof glass. 而此时,乐天超市也将顾客们疏散了,灯掉了还好说,电梯坏了也还凑合,可是货架都塌了这么多,显然是没办法营业了啊,他们当即做出了暂时停业整顿的措施。顾客们也没人敢在这里多留了,这哪里是买东西啊,这他妈是玩命啊,幸好今天这些事都被张烨赶上了,这祸害命硬,轻易死不了,但他们不行啊,他们都是血肉之躯啊,他们可没法空手砸防弹玻璃啊。 The customers walked. 顾客走了。 The fire fighters walked. 消防员走了。 The supermarket staff also got off work. 超市员工也都下班了。 But leader discovered at this time that Zhang Ye still strolls in a position of supermarket register unexpectedly, probably could not find to export. 可这时负责人才发现,张烨竟然还在超市一层收银台的位置闲逛呢,好像是找不到出口了。 A leader finger: „exit / to speak in that side.” 负责人一指:“出口在那边。” Zhang Ye, „did not worry, I again later.” 张烨哦了一声,“不着急,我再待会儿。” leader hear word almost faints! 负责人闻言差点晕过去！ You also later? 你还待会儿？ You walk! 你走！ You hurry! 你赶紧走！ You do not come time, our anything matter does not have! 你不来的时候,我们什么事也没有啊！ Zhang Ye taking a stroll ink marks in supermarket quite a while. 张烨又在超市里溜溜达达墨迹了半天。 leader and one crowd of securities are about to collapse, defends side Zhang Ye fearful and apprehensive, for fear that again has any accident, finally sought Grandpa to consider Grandma to walk this. 负责人和一群保安都快崩溃了,心惊胆战地守在张烨身边,生怕再出什么意外,最后求爷爷告奶奶才把这位给请走。 ...... …… 1 : 00 pm. 下午一点。 Zhang Ye left the carefree supermarket in field. 张烨出了西马场的乐天超市。 Now what to do? 现在怎么办？ Also didn't have the place to go? 又没地方去了啊？ Well, does the carefree supermarket have other branch stores? 咦,乐天超市是不是还有其他分店呢啊？ Zhang Ye thought that with cell phone, humph, altogether had ten Sanjiadian surface in Beijing carefree? Oh, ok, is not the buddy pit you, was I do not have the place to go really! 张烨想起来了,拿手机一查,嚯,乐天在北京一共有十三家店面？唉,行吧,不是哥们儿坑你们啊,是我真没地方去了啊！