At noon. 中午。 The news draws a charge irritably. 新闻火爆出炉。 This year the reportage of head early has not relied on the traditional paper intermediary, here has a matter, after several minutes, Internet can see. 这年头的新闻报道早已经不依赖传统纸媒了,这边发生点事情,几分钟后网络媒体就能见到。 «Zhang Ye fell in the well!» 《张烨掉井里了！》 «famous Host, Singer and artist Zhang Ye falling well!» 《著名主持人、歌手、艺术家张烨坠井！》 The «people complete strength rescues, fortunately is not affected much!» 《众人齐力施救,所幸并无大碍！》 «Zhang Ye falling well video!» 《张烨坠井视频！》 «Zhang Ye falling well picture 56 end the full page!» 《张烨坠井照片56张完整版！》 The «Zhang Ye falling well picture 56 high-definition versions gather the collection!» 《张烨坠井照片56张高清版合集！》 ...... …… Weibo. 微薄。 Friend circle. 朋友圈。 Forum. 论坛。 Basically has brushed. 基本上已经刷遍了。 „Pū!” “噗！” „Do this goods fall in the well?” “这货掉井里啦？” „Heard twice!” “听说掉了两次！” „Smiles to pull out, Zhang Ye also has the bad luck time!” “笑抽,张烨也有倒霉的时候啊！” „This fellow, does evil too!” “这家伙,就是作恶太多啊！” „Hahahaha, why does not know, seeing these news titles I to smile!” “哈哈哈哈,不知道为什么,看见这些新闻标题我就想笑！” „face-smacking Zhang face-smacking these many years, finally by retribution!” “打脸张打脸了这么多年,终于遭报应啦！” „I have also smiled, loves!” “我也笑了,喜闻乐见！” „Is which well received this monstrous talent? Will visit another day certainly!” “是哪口井把这妖孽收了啊？改天一定去参观参观！” „Has a look, you have a look, this is the fate of court eunuch!” “看看,你们看看,这就是太监的下场呀！” „Good of falling, is simply exciting!” “坠的好,简直大快人心！” „Sweat, you did not worry that Teacher Zhang has been injured.” “汗,你们也不担心张老师受没受伤啊。” „His palm of the hand can clap the broken person the bulletproof glass, he can receive any wound!” “他一巴掌都能把防弹玻璃拍碎的主儿,他能受什么伤啊！” „Right, this goods are robust, falls eight times wells he also to jump for joy!” “没错,这货皮实着呢,坠八次井他也活蹦乱跳！” The netizens absolutely do not have the sympathy, creates a disturbance, may give to be wild with joy them. 网友们完全没有同情心,纷纷起哄,可把他们给乐坏了。 time, the news also passed to the overseas, although limited Zhang Ling exists, but regarding this type of news, the Japanese and Korean aspect is glad to the report. 一时间,消息也传到了国外,虽然有限张令存在,但是对于这种新闻,日韩方面还是乐于报道的。 ...... …… Japan. 日本。 „Does well!” “干得好！” „Was too attractive!” “太漂亮了！” „God was unable to continue watching!” “老天爷都看不下去了啊！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „Their China has words: Evildoer has the day to receive!” “他们中国有句话:恶人自有天收啊！” ...... …… Republic of Korea. 韩国。 „Good! Good! Good!” “好！好！好！” „This fellow had bad luck finally!” “这家伙终于倒霉了！” „Pū, falls in the well really?” “噗,真掉井里啦？” „This silly goods!” “这傻货！” „Hahaha! Satisfies a craving!” “哈哈哈！过瘾！” ...... …… At this moment. 这一刻。 China? 中国的？ Japan? 日本的？ Republic of Korea? 韩国的？ Regardless of where, as if entire Asia people are clapping and cheering! 无论哪里,似乎全亚洲人民都在拍手称快！ popularity blending this, entire Asia could not find second! 人缘混成这样的,全亚洲也找不到第二个了！ Zhang Ye saw after the news, nearly was mad spat blood, the heart said that buddies like this, do you also smile unexpectedly? Also in high spirit? You think that celebrated the new year! 张烨看到新闻后也是险些被气吐了血,心说哥们儿都这样了,你们居然还笑？还兴高采烈？你们以为过年了啊！ Is good cares because of some people his. 好在还是有人关心他的。 The telephone of relatives and friends hit. 亲朋好友的电话一个个打来了。 Telephone, Ha Qiqi urgently said: „How don't you answer the telephone?” 电话一通,哈齐齐就急道:“您怎么不接电话啊？” Zhang Ye looks all around vigilantly, while said: „Had not heard a moment ago.” 张烨一边警惕地环顾四周,一边说:“刚才没听见。” Ha Qiqi hurries to ask: „Hasn't wound injured?” 哈齐齐慌忙问:“伤没伤到？” „All right, can endure.” Zhang Ye said. “没事,挺得住。”张烨道。 Ha Qiqi said: „This what situation? Did I listen to Little Wang they to say the matter?” 哈齐齐道:“这什么情况啊？我听小王他们说出事了？” Zhang Ye dumbfounded , „this matter a few words two words do not talk clearly, the buddy walked the mildew to transport in any case recently, you know that this was good, over the two days I could not go back, I hide outside, had an accident you not to fluster, should not be surprised, all I went back.” 张烨哭笑不得,“这事儿一句话两句话说不清楚,反正哥们儿最近走霉运了,你们知道这个就行了,这两天我都回不去了,我在外面躲躲,出什么事了你们都别慌,都不要惊讶,一切等我回去啊。” Ha Qiqi: „But” 哈齐齐:“可是” „Did not say that my mother telephone comes.” Zhang Ye has met that side. “不说了,我妈电话来了。”张烨又接了那边。 Mother comes up saying: „Are you silly? Then big well opening can't see?” 老妈上来就道:“你是不是傻啊？那么大井口看不见啊？” Zhang Ye is depressed: „On key had the eastern Siguer at that time, does not know the plastic sheeting where flies happen to blocks, I think the ground, stepped on.” 张烨郁闷道:“关键上面当时有东西盖着啊,不知道从哪里飞来的塑料布正好挡住,我以为地面呢,就踩下去了。” Mother said: „Was stupid you to result.” 老妈道:“笨死你得了。” The Wu Zeqing telephone also came. 吴则卿的电话也来了。 Old Wu: „What kind of?” 老吴:“怎么样？” Zhang Ye: „I am all right, you feel relieved.” 张烨:“我没事,你放心啊。” Old Wu: „So to be how careful?” 老吴:“怎么这么不小心？” Zhang Ye: „It is not the careful matter, oh, not to mention.” 张烨:“不是小心的事,唉,别提了。” And responded Speed by his skill, met this aspect, in 100 times he had 99 times to shunt self-confidently, may, this time be all coincidences catches up in the same place, has bumped into that 100 only one time, he was clear, this was not his issue, his mother was five times of Difficulty Dice does, he also knows that this just crossed for one hour, after 48 hours, he will also experience similar scene, the light was thinks that Zhang Ye was afraid. 以他的身手和反应速度,遇到这种局面,100次里他自信有99次都能躲开,可偏偏,这次就是所有巧合都赶在一起了,就碰上了那100次中的唯一一次,他清楚,这不是他的问题,这都他妈是五倍难度色子搞出来的,他还知道,这才刚过了一个小时,之后的48小时里,他还将经历类似的场面,光是想一想,张烨已经不寒而栗。 Telephones fire off. 一个个电话打完。 Zhang Ye could not attend to said that because he frequently is facing the danger now, first avoided this tribulation to say again! What to do? Which goes to hide? 47 hours 50 minutes. Zhang Ye looks in Game Ring the Difficulty Dice countdown, hating the tooth to be itchy, glances right and left to walk, while is trying to find the solution. 张烨也顾不上多说了,因为现在他时时刻刻都面临着危险,先躲过这一劫再说吧！怎么办？去哪儿躲啊？还有47小时50分钟啊。张烨看着游戏戒指里难度色子的倒计时,恨得牙痒痒,一边左顾右盼地走,一边想着办法。 Goes home? 回家？ It is not definitely good! 肯定不行！ On street? 在街上？ All is the danger! 全是危险啊！ Must result in finds a place to seek asylum! 必须得找个地方避难啊！ When is at a crossroad, he gained ground suddenly, saw plate, was shocked, the eye pondered that has narrowed the eyes. 当走到一个路口时,他忽然一抬头,看见了一个牌子,然后就愣住了,眼睛思考地眯了起来。 Carefree supermarket? 乐天超市？ Familiar-sounding? 耳熟啊？ Is which happy Heavens/Days? 是哪个乐天啊？ Zhang Ye takes up cell phone, discovered that this unexpectedly is Republic of Korea carefree group in the China supermarket, with him once on that Earth exactly the same, originally in this world also has to make China people everybody shout carefree group that hits? Isn't this you wear out iron shoes in hunting round must come all not to spend Kungfu? 张烨拿起手机一查,发现这居然是韩国乐天集团旗下在中国的超市,跟他曾经那个地球上一模一样,原来这个世界上也有让中国人民人人喊打的乐天集团啊？这不是踏破铁鞋无觅处得来全不费功夫吗？ ! 靠！ You! 就你了！ Zhang Ye was also wicked to the family|home, without demur, crossed the street to throw into the supermarket. He now is a mildew damp, that stands motionless can by pounding, goes home to fear that looks for trouble for the family member, fears to implicate the passer- by the street, but he had not worried in the carefree supermarket, this place collapsed he not to love dearly this is Zhang Ye, did not blame him to have bad luck, this fellow sometimes was too wicked, looked fell to this situation, this goods have not forgotten to draw in several pad backs! 张烨也是缺德到家了,二话不说,过了马路就一头扎进了超市里。他如今是一身的霉气,站着不动都能挨砸的那种,回家怕给家里人找麻烦,在街上怕牵连路人,但在乐天超市他就没有顾虑了,这地方塌了他都不心疼这就是张烨,也不怪他走背运,这家伙有时候是太缺德了,瞧都已经落到这个地步了,这货还不忘拉上几个垫背的呢！ In carefree supermarket. 乐天超市内。 The guest guest toward, is very lively. 客来客往,很热闹。 The supermarket scale is very big, should be a Beijing quite big branch store. 超市规模很大,应该是北京比较大的一家分店了。 „Apple discounted.” “苹果打折了。” „The fruit of Republic of Korea aerial transport, comes to see!” “韩国空运的水果,来看看！” „Shampoo bought one and got one free!” “洗发水买一送一了！” Although Zhang Ye is the sunglasses is a mask, but quickly was recognized by the staff, the supermarket staff of several going shopping are directing to Zhang Ye in not far away, speaks in a low voice, two securities also afterward caught up, that intercom does not know that was contacting with whom. 张烨虽然又是墨镜又是口罩的,不过还是很快被工作人员认出来了,有几个买东西的超市员工在不远处对着张烨指指点点,低声说着话,有两个保安也随后赶来了,那对讲机不知和谁联系着。 ...... …… In building. 楼上。 Staff region. 员工区域。 leader received the message quickly, this is branch store leader that the Republic of Korea headquarters dispatch, called gold/metal to become, Chinese proficiency was good. 负责人很快收到了消息,这是个韩国总部派遣来的分店负责人,叫金成在,中文水平还不错。 „What? Did Zhang Ye come to our supermarket?” “什么？张烨来咱们超市了？” „Right, the security just confirmed.” “对,保安刚确认了。” „Didn't he fall in the well?” “他不是掉井里了吗？” „, Was rescued.” “呃,被救出来了。” „Good deed, this is good deed.” “好事啊,这是好事啊。” „But his relations with Republic of Korea” “可是他跟韩国的关系” „His is free calls advertisement us, hurries to find the person to make several pictures, turns head to issue the reporter, said that Zhang Ye just crawled from the well, dragging the body of injury also to come to our carefree supermarket to go shopping, our shop was hot!” “他这是免费给咱们打广告啊,赶紧去找人拍几张照片,回头发给记者,说张烨刚从井里爬出来,拖着受伤之躯也要来咱们乐天超市买东西,咱们店就要火了啊！” „Right!” “对对对！” leader roused. 负责人振奋极了。 However he actually does not know that he could not smile quickly. 然而他却不知道,他很快就笑不出来了。