In the morning. 上午。 studio chaos! 工作室大乱！ Little Wang Little Zhou hurries to telephone. 小王小周慌忙打电话。 „Sister Ha, you come back quickly!” “哈姐,您快回来啊！” „How?” “怎么了？” „Leader Zhang walked, probably left the important matter!” “张导走了,好像出大事了！” „What? Which did he go?” “什么？他去哪儿了？” „Does not know that Leader Zhang had not said!” “不知道啊,张导没说！” „Is waiting for me, I come back immediately!” “等着我,我马上回来！” When are not many, Ha Qiqi, Zhang Zuo, Wu Yi and the others put down all matters in hand to hurry back hurriedly, to them, any matter did not have Zhang Ye to be important, they were Zhang Ye studio, all work regarding Zhang Ye, therefore everyone can have an accident, Leader Zhang was not good! 不多时,哈齐齐、张左、武易等人都放下手里的所有事匆忙赶回来了,对他们而言,什么事也没有张烨重要啊,他们是张烨工作室,一切工作都是围绕张烨的,所以谁都能出事,张导不行啊！ The people gather together. 人聚在一起了。 Has made several phone calls to Leader Zhang, but cannot make a connection. 给张导打了十几个电话,但都打不通。 The matter comes too suddenly, everybody does not have the psychology to prepare. 事情来得太突然,大家都没有心理准备。 ? 到底怎么了啊？ What did Leader Zhang pull out is insane? 张导又抽什么疯了？ ...... …… On street. 街上。 Zhang Ye walks one to have a look at the left, walks two to have a look at the right. 张烨走一步看看左边,走两步看看右面。 That side passer-by puts in the hand the pants pocket suddenly, Zhang Ye has observed closely him immediately vigilantly! 那边一个路人把手突然伸进裤兜里,张烨顿时警惕地盯住了他！ You? 是不是你？ Pulls out the anti-tank grenade to pull out the pistol? 掏手雷还是掏手枪？ Then, that person has pulled out cell phone. 然后,那人掏出了手机。 Zhang Ye transfers observes closely one to put in the female in package the hand. 张烨转即又盯住一个把手伸进包里的女子。 You? 是不是你？ Which organization are you? 你是哪个组织的？ Then, the female put out a small mirror to start to make up the makeup. 然后,女子拿出了一面小镜子开始补妆。 Present Zhang Ye the extreme nervousness, seeing the ground to have one to soak smelly ****, he wished one could to squat to ask „said that is who sent you to come”! 现在的张烨已经草木皆兵,看见地上有一泡臭****,他恨不得都得蹲下来问问“说,是谁派你来的”！ Yesterday was fortunately good, today reduces like this, Zhang Ye hated at heart insanely, the heart said that I was all right to swing any Difficulty Dice idly I, my this did not eat to the full has supported. Reason that thinks to make this aspect, the Zhang Ye analysis, will only have three possibilities. 昨天还好好的,今天就沦落成这样了,张烨心里都恨疯了啊,心说我闲的没事摇什么难度色子啊我,我这不是吃饱了撑的么。想想造成这个局面的原因,张烨分析,只会有三个可能。 One: Lucky Halo expired really exactly. 一:幸运光环真的恰好失效了。 Two: Difficulty Adjustment Dice perhaps by the influence of Lucky Halo, is reduced five times of difficulty matters that previous Crosstalk Grand Conference swings, perhaps has not related with Lucky Halo anything, but has bumped as luck would have it into. But this time, Lucky Halo Luck value has not possibly become effective. 二:难度调整色子或许并不受幸运光环的影响,上一次相声大会摇出的降低五倍难度的事,或许跟幸运光环没什么关系,只是赶巧了才碰上的。而这次,幸运光环的幸运值可能也没有生效。 Three: The Lucky Halo perhaps determination only then under Difficulty Adjustment Dice quintupling difficulty situation, may be is favorable for Zhang Ye, in other words Lucky Halo has not possibly expired, but was the Lucky Halo the effectiveness synthesis of effectiveness and Difficulty Dice superimposes. 三:幸运光环或许判定只有在难度调整色子增加五倍难度的情况下,才有可能是对张烨有利的,也就是说幸运光环可能没有失效,而是幸运光环的效用和难度色子的效用综合叠加了。 Three have the possibility. 三个都有可能。 Naturally, third possibility most unreasonable. 当然,第三个可能最不靠谱。 Increasing the difficulty can be favorable for me? 增加难度才能对我有利？ I have gone to college! Whom you deceive you! 我上过大学！你丫蒙谁啊你！ At this time, Lucky Halo( Upgraded Version) , the consumption has still been achieving an astonishing figure, Zhang Ye started the anxiety, thought that also a blade set upright also a blade horizontally, sooner or later facing these 49 hours of five times of difficulty time, do not waste Reputation value, that came, paralysis, I must have a look at you to have superhuman but actually, the buddy I do not frighten in a big way! 这时候,幸运光环（升级版）还在开着,消耗量已经达到了一个惊人的数字了,张烨已经开始肉疼了,心想横也一刀竖也一刀,早晚还是得面对这49小时的五倍难度时间啊,也别浪费声望值了,那就来吧,麻痹,我倒要看看你丫有没有三头六臂,哥们儿我可不是吓大的！ Five times, were badly farther than ten times of difficulties! 五倍而已,比十倍难度差远了！ Zhang Ye has been ready for any sacrifice, immediately has cancelled Lucky Halo! 张烨豁出去了,当即取消了幸运光环！ Heavy traffic. 车水马龙。 On street pedestrian look in a hurry. 街上行人神色匆匆。 One minute. 一分钟。 Two minutes. 两分钟。 All as usual. 一切照旧。 Zhang Ye stood in the roadside looked good long while, hey, wasn't this is all right? 张烨站在路边看了好半天,嘿,这不是没事吗？ Suddenly, that side had several girls to look to the Zhang Ye direction. 忽然,那边有几个女孩儿看向了张烨的方向。 „!” “啊！” „Looks at that person!” “看那人！” „Is Zhang Ye!” “是张烨！” „Is he is he is he!” “是他是他就是他！” „Heavens/Days!” “天啊！” „My idol!” “我的偶像啊！” Several girls were screaming clashes. 几个女孩尖叫着冲过来。 Zhang Ye perspiration, proceeds subconsciously on the half step. 张烨一汗,下意识地就快步往前走。 They pursue. 她们追。 Zhang Ye enters the lane. 张烨进巷子。 They pursue again. 她们再追。 Zhang Ye walks again. 张烨再走。 He patronized is paying attention to situation, patronized is paying attention to the surrounding person, but the condition of under foot simply has not actually paid attention, suddenly the under foot, Zhang Ye called, the person has disappeared! 他光顾着注意身边的情况了,光顾着注意周围人了,可是脚下的状况却根本没有留意,忽然脚下一空,张烨嗷的一叫,人已经不见了！ The following girls were scared! 后面的女孩儿都傻眼了！ „Teacher Zhang?” “张老师呢？” „Person?” “人呢？” „How to have?” “怎么没了？” „Oh, Teacher Zhang has extraordinary physical functions!” “哇塞,张老师有特异功能啊！” „Vanished, vanished really!” “消失了,真的消失了啊！” „Teacher Zhang is too fierce!” “张老师太厉害啦！” „Worthily is my idol!” “不愧是我的偶像呀！” Several girls have gone bad excitedly, cries out strangely, called also while flattered to Zhang Ye. 几个女孩儿激动坏了,一个个怪叫起来,一边叫还一边给张烨吹捧呢。 But mine shaft Zhang Ye quick air/Qi was ignorant, he covered is knocked the leg, loudly was exclaiming to 45 meters high well head: „My extraordinary physical functions your younger sister! Hurries to give me to hit 119!” 而井下的张烨已经快气懵了,他捂着被磕了一下的腿,对着45米高的井口大吼道:“我特异功能你妹啊！赶紧给我打119！” In ground. 地面上。 Girls well. 女孩儿们咦了一声。 „Zhang Ye Voice?” “张烨的声音？” „Where?” “在哪儿呢？” „Heavens/Days, Teacher Zhang stealth?” “天啊,张老师隐形了？” „Does face-smacking Zhang also meet the stealth?” “打脸张还会隐形？” Zhang Ye was insane! 张烨都疯了！ Stealth! 隐形个屁啊！ Although this I can really! 呃,虽然这个我真会！ The disposition that these misses also a little dull moe, seeks the Voice direction to look, had discovered a roadside common position has a well. Several people hurry to run, a miss lies in the well head looked that a miss opens the flashing light photo with cell phone, this sees clearly the mine shaft situation. 这几个姑娘也是有点呆萌的性格,寻着声音的方向找了找,才发现了路边一个不起眼的位置有个井。几人慌忙跑上去,一个姑娘趴在井口看,一个姑娘拿手机开闪光灯照,这才看清井下的情况。 Several people flustered instantaneously! 几人瞬间慌了！ And a fat girl voice is biggest, jumps is a throat, „saves a life! Comes the person quickly! Famous Host Zhang Ye falls in the well!” 其中一个胖女孩儿嗓门最大,跳起来就是嗷的一嗓子,“救命啊！快来人呀！著名主持人张烨掉井里啦！” Zhang Ye nearly spurts the blood! 张烨险些喷血！ You can introduce is not so detailed? 你能不能介绍的不那么详细啊？ After the moment, many people were alarmed. 片刻后,不少人都被惊动了。 Countless people of good intention have encircled. 无数好心人围了上来。 „Who fell in the well?” “谁掉井里了？” „, Zhang Ye!” “啊,张烨！” „Really is he!” “真是他！” „Shit, Teacher Zhang you insist!” “我靠,张老师你坚持住啊！” „Endures, must endure!” “挺住,一定要挺住啊！” The passers-by extend the aid in abundance. 路人纷纷伸出援手。 Follows, the fire engine came, 紧随其后,消防车来了, The firemen see that a little are also ignorant, they have not thought that the lifetime can also see such big Celebrity, moreover in well! 消防队员们见状也有点懵,他们没想到有生之年还能见到这么大一个明星,而且是在井里！ After five minutes of fighting bravely, Zhang Ye was rescued finally. 经过五分钟的奋战,张烨终于被解救了。 Fireman of lead is busy at asking: „Are you all right Teacher Zhang?” 领头的消防队员忙问:“您没事吧张老师？” Zhang Ye gasping for breath sigh, „is all right, I was all right, the comrades who thanked the fire prevention!” 张烨气喘吁吁,“没事,我没事,谢谢消防的同志们了！” Some surroundings also people asked that „you haven't been injured?” 周围也有人问,“你没受伤吧？” Zhang Ye has smiled, „thanked everybody to help, all right, a wound did not have” 张烨笑了一下,“谢谢大家帮忙了,没事,一点伤也没” The voice also declines, a gale has blown, on the side one-story house roof does not know that who put one that a there big blockhead board shouted to be blown, now over a hundred people encircle there watch the fun the photograph, no one has pounded, no one has paid attention, the blockhead board behind shouted toward Zhang Ye directly! 话音还没落,一阵大风刮过,旁边平房屋顶上不知谁放那儿的一块大木头板子呼的一下被刮下来了,现在上百人围在那里看热闹拍照,谁都没砸到,谁都没注意,木头板子直接朝着张烨身后就呼了过去！ ! 咣！ Zhang Ye, person disappeared once more! 张烨嗷了一声,人再次消失了！ The fireman and inevitable crowd time are frightened out of one's wits! 消防队员和围观人群一时间魂飞魄散！ „Be careful!” “小心！” „!” “啊！” „Teacher Zhang?” “张老师呢？” „It is not good! Teacher Zhang falls in the well!” “不好啦！张老师又掉井里啦！” „Quick life-saving!” “快救人啊！” „How whoops this does!” “哎呦这怎么搞的啊！” „This just rescued!” “这刚救上来啊！” „Ladder, ladder!” “梯子呢,梯子！” Many people dumbfounded! 好多人都目瞪口呆！ Many fire fighters nearly spurted! 好多消防员都险些喷了！ This also carried! Person this can fall in a time well for a lifetime is rare, in the world can also some people within one day fall two wells unexpectedly, is the same well, this bad luck person! 这也太背了啊！人这一辈子能掉一次井里就是难得一见了,天底下居然还能有人一天之内掉两次井,还是同一口井,这得多倒霉的主儿啊！ Everybody rescues furiously. 大家奋力施救。 After several minutes, Zhang Ye was rescued again. 几分钟后,张烨再次被救上来了。 Zhang Ye toughs it out to crawl, waves saying: „All right, I am all right, small gift!” 张烨硬挺着爬上来,挥手道:“没事啊,我没事,小意思！” This is his mother five times of difficulties! 这就是他妈五倍难度啊！ Zhang Ye asked for advice finally! 张烨终于领教了！