In the afternoon. 下午。 Xuanwumen Carefree Supermarket. 宣武门乐天超市。 The Zhang Ye form appeared. 张烨的身影出现了。 After several minutes, various sounds and squeals continuously, in supermarket piece of chaos! 几分钟后,各种响声和尖叫声此起彼伏,超市内一片大乱！ ...... …… Some fire brigade. 某消防队。 The fire fighters just left the duty to come back. 众消防员们刚出任务回来。 „Did Wang Dui, come back?” “王队,回来了？” „Um.” “嗯。” „Rescued?” “救出来了吗？” „Rescued, oh, today.” “救完了,唉,今天累死了。” „Yes, today is the big duties.” “是啊,今天都是大任务啊。” „Reporters came 78 to dial.” “记者都来了78拨了。” „Luckily Zhang Ye has not had an accident in our control area.” “幸亏张烨没在咱们管辖范围出什么事。” The people take off the fire-fighting suit, is sitting together spoke, the telephone came suddenly. 众人脱下消防服,正坐在一起说话呢,电话突然来了。 Is the telephone of control center. 是指挥中心的电话。 Wang Dui hurries to meet, „feeds, the control center please say.” 王队赶忙去接,“喂,指挥中心请讲。” That side operator said: „Just received the fire seeking help call, Teacher Zhang Ye was stranded, by the card in the revolving door of carefree supermarket, power supply System of supermarket also had the problem, has cut power completely, you hurry to go to rescue.” 那边的接线员道:“刚接到消防求助电话,张烨老师又被困了,被卡在乐天超市的旋转门里了,超市的供电系统也出现问题,全部停电了,你们赶紧前去救援。” Wang Dui is stunned, „what? Also is Zhang Ye?” 王队愕然,“什么？又是张烨？” The operators said: „Um.” 接线员道:“嗯。” Wang Dui: „Did Coke/fun day supermarket close down business? Did he walk?” 王队:“可乐天超市已经停业了啊？他已经走了啊？” The operators said: „It is not the western horse depot shop, is Xuanwumen Carefree Supermarket Shop.” 接线员说:“不是西马厂店,是宣武门乐天超市店。” Wang Dui: „? But isn't there the area of jurisdiction that we are in charge of?” 王队:“啊？可那里不是我们分管的辖区啊？” The operators said: „Is the Zhang Ye roll-call looks your, he said you experienced.” 接线员道:“是张烨点名找你们的,他说你们有经验。” Wang Dui faints! 王队晕倒！ Other members spit blood! 其他队员吐血！ Are we experienced? 我们有经验？ Yes! Can his mother not experience! 是啊！能他妈没经验么！ We rescue his three chapters today! 我们今天都救他三回了啊！ Does! How this fellow always has an accident! Moreover is carefree? Does he have a grudge he with this supermarket? How to seize carefree? 怎么搞的啊！这家伙怎么老出事啊！而且怎么又是乐天？他跟这超市有仇吗他？怎么就逮住乐天了啊？ ...... …… After a half hour. 半小时后。 Zhang Ye was rescued successfully. 张烨被成功解救。 After 20 minutes. 20分钟后。 Zhang Ye that was just saved glanced right and left and appears in the entrance of Changchun Street Carefree Supermarket. 刚刚得救的张烨左顾右盼地又出现在了长椿街乐天超市的门口。 „!” “啊！” „Walks quickly!” “快走！” „Water pipe exploded!” “水管儿炸了！” „Supermarket has the flood!” “超市发大水啦！” „Hello!” “哎呦喂！” „Flooded! Flooded!” “淹了！淹了！” ...... …… 2 : 30 pm. 下午两点半。 Fuxingmen Carefree Supermarket. 复兴门乐天超市。 „Catches fire!” “着火啦！” „Men's room!” “男厕所着起来了！” „Shit! Fire fighting!” “我靠！救火啊！” „Does inside have the person?” “里面有人吗？” „Zhang Ye probably in inside!” “张烨好像在里面！” „Is Fuck he? In the news added a moment ago he was flooded in Changchun Street Carefree Supermarket!” “我草怎么又是他？刚才新闻上还说他在长椿街乐天超市被水淹了呢！” „Hits 119 quickly!” “快打119啊！” ...... …… 3 : 00 pm. 下午三点。 Xizhimen Carefree Supermarket. 西直门乐天超市。 „Looks at that person!” “看那人！” „Isn't this Zhang Ye?” “这不是张烨吗？” „I go! How did he come to Xizhimen?” “我去！他怎么又来西直门了？” „Did news look?” “刚才的新闻看了吗？” „Looked, this god of plague!” “看了啊,这个瘟神！” „Hides his distant point quickly, four and five carefree supermarkets have met with a disaster!” “快躲他远点,已经有四、五个乐天超市遭殃啦！” „Run, he carries now, who leaves him to be near who met with a disaster!” “快跑啊,他现在太背了,谁离他近谁遭殃！” „! The refrigerator exploded!” “啊！冷柜炸了！” „I know! I know!” “我就知道！我就知道啊！” ...... …… The entire Beijing fire prevention System person was insane! 整个北京消防系统的人已经疯了！ Telephone one after another! 电话一个接一个！ „What? Also is he?” “什么？又是他？” „This time?” “这次是哪儿？” „Went to Dongzhimen?” “又去东直门了？” „Carefree supermarket?” “还是乐天超市？” „ Fuck, he steps on ****! “我草,他是踩****了吧！ „This unlucky star!” “这个丧门星！” „A while Xuanwumen, a while Changchun Street, a while Xizhimen, a while Dongzhimen, I go to his sister! He according to subway Line 2 walks him!” “一会儿宣武门,一会儿长椿街,一会儿西直门,一会儿东直门,我去他妹啊！他按地铁2号线走的啊他！” „Hurries to dispatch a vehicle! This goods in been stranded elevator!” “赶紧出车吧！这货又被困电梯里了！” ...... …… Meanwhile. 与此同时。 Carefree China area. 乐天中国区。 Several leader is about to collapse! 几个负责人都快崩溃了！ „Ended! Dongzhimen Shop also had an accident!” “完了！东直门店也出事了！” „Surnamed Zhang must do!” “姓张的要干什么啊！” „Damn, he is intentionally!” “该死的,他是不是故意的啊！” „It is not artificial, the police investigated, is the accident, is our device management the issue, many equipment are unqualified, the relevant departments started to investigate us!” “不是人为的,警方已经调查了,全都是意外事故,都是咱们设备管理上的问题,很多设备都不合格,有关部门已经开始调查咱们了！” „Has gone bad, this may go bad!” “坏了,这可坏了！” „Won't this unlucky star go to other place?” “这丧门星不会去别的地方吗？” „Does not know that he now along the underground station, seeing the carefree supermarket to enter!” “不知道啊,他现在就沿着地铁站走,看见乐天超市就进啊！” „Fuck!” “我草！” „He refuses stubbornly dead he!” “他死不死啊他！” The people of Republic of Korea carefree group scolded Zhang Ye insanely! 韩国乐天集团的人都把张烨骂疯了！ ...... …… Day of time. 一天时间。 From noon to evening. 从中午到晚上。 The entire Beijing carefree supermarket suffered the ruinous attack, is all in chaotic situation in 13 carefree supermarkets of Beijing main city business on this day! 全北京的乐天超市都遭受了毁灭性的打击,在北京主城区营业的13家乐天超市这一天里全都鸡飞狗跳！ Close down business! 停业！ Close down business! 停业！ Close down business! 停业！ Does not remain! 一个都不剩！ 13 carefree are forced to close down business completely! 13家乐天全部被迫停业！ Because presented many significant equipment accidents, the relevant authority rapid involvement investigation, has also found out many issues, the relevant departments have also issued the safe warning, these has implicated all carefree supermarkets in China area, now the whole nation mention the carefree supermarket to come is „chrysanthemum one tight”! 因为出现了多起重大设备事故,相关部门也迅速介入调查,查出了很多问题,有关部门还发出了安全警告,这一下牵连了中国地区的所有乐天超市,现在全国人民提起乐天超市来都是“菊花一紧”！ Too dangerous! 太危险了！ Within does one day present these many accidents? 一天之内出现这么多事故？ Which this is the supermarket! 这哪儿是超市啊！ This his mother is the battlefield! 这他妈是战场啊！ On weibo: 微博上: „Did not go carefree!” “再也不去乐天了！” „Yes, whose his mother also dares to go!” “是啊,谁他妈还敢去啊！” „Is Teacher Zhang all right?” “张老师没事吧？” „All right, live is good.” “没事,活的好着呢。” „This goods walked one along subway Line 2 joyfully!” “这货活蹦乱跳地沿着地铁2号线走了一圈了！” „I took him , was Zhang Ye too also disheartened? What matter was caught up with by him?” “我是真服了他了,张烨也太丧气了吧？什么事都被他赶上了？” „This where is disheartened matter, this is weird!” “这哪里是丧气的事啊,这是邪门啊！” „This fellow worthily is the Legendary character, on him can always have some speechless matters, I have been unalarmed by strange sights now!” “这家伙不愧是传奇人物,他身上总能发生一些让人无语的事,我现在都已经见怪不怪了！” „Has not seen compared with he also disheartened person!” “没见过比他还丧气的人了啊！” „Have some people counted? He today by how many disasters?” “有人统计过没有？他今天遭了多少殃？” „Had the media statistics.” “有媒体统计过了。” Falling well two. 坠井两次。 Was hit three times by the car(riage). 被车撞三次。 Was pounded one time by the lamp. 被灯砸一次。 By flooding two. 被水淹两次。 Was stranded five times. 被困五次。 Falling elevator one time. 坠电梯一次。 Slips seven times. 滑倒七次。 Is this Celebrity? 这是明星吗？ This his mother is God of Funeral! 这他妈是丧门神啊！ News of this day had all been seized by Zhang Ye, Entertainment Circle of this day simply does not have other news, is the news that Zhang Ye has an accident, a while braves one, a while to brave one, a day gets down has not stopped! 这一天的新闻全都被张烨占领了,这一天的娱乐圈根本没有别的消息,全都是张烨出事的新闻,一会儿冒出来一个,一会儿又冒出来一个,一天下来就没停过！ The Japan people were also shocked! 日本民众也惊呆了！ The Republic of Korea people were also scared! 韩国民众也傻眼了！ „Was heaven this must receive him?” “老天这是要收了他吗？” „Was deity unable to continue watching?” “神仙都看不下去了？” „Has seen bad luck, but his mother has not seen such bad luck!” “见过倒霉的,可他妈没见过这么倒霉的啊！” „Why is the supermarkets of our carefree group?” “为什么都是我们乐天集团的超市？” „Your one's own is bad luck, how also to draw in our enterprises!” “你自己倒霉,怎么还把我们的企业拉上了啊！” „These many accidents, hasn't he been injured?” “这么多事故,他都没受伤？” „, This goods life was too big!” “靠,这货命太大了啊！” „Hurries to give him to carry off! Do not let him damage the person again!” “赶紧给他带走吧！别让他再祸害人了！” „I faint! You said that you so were bad luck, how to have been staying with the family|home in well? Do you also go out do do? Do you also run our carefree supermarket? You walk! Hurries!” “我晕！你说你都这么倒霉了,怎么还不跟家里好好呆着啊？你还出门干什么？你还跑我们乐天超市来？你走！赶紧走！” „You said that he must do many wicked matters.” “你们说他得做了多少缺德事啊。” „His ancestors were to certainly destroy Earth!” “他上辈子一定是毁灭地球了！” time, the Asia people discuss one piece! 一时间,亚洲民众热议一片！ Carefree. 乐天。 Zhang Ye. 张烨。 God of Funeral. 丧门神。 Waits for the keyword is Asia search front rows! 等等关键词都位列亚洲搜索前列！ Then most dramatic has performed once again, after zero point, the Asia Celebrity popularity list renewed, Zhang Ye popularity largely rose unexpectedly! 然后最戏剧性的一幕又一次上演了,零点过后,亚洲明星人气榜单更新了,张烨的人气居然又大幅上涨了！ A-list third! 还是一线第三！ But the popularity value actually rose! 可是人气数值却涨了很多！ Many people looked, does not know that should say any was good! 很多人看了,都不知道该说什么好了！