On Friday. 周五。 Began the same day. 开演当天。 Outside the northern show theater is hitting Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai Crosstalk special performance publicity poster, to beginning also two hours, but poster below, is the sea of people. 北展剧场外打着张烨和姚建才的相声专场宣传海报,离开演还有两个小时,而海报的下面,已经是人山人海。 „Who also has the ticket?” “谁还有票啊？” „Sold out.” “都卖光了啊。” „Heavens/Days, too many people!” “天啊,太多人了！” „I also mentioned try one's luck.” “我还说来碰碰运气呢。” „Didn't a ticket have?” “一张票都没有了吗？” „Did not have the ticket words only to go back to look at live broadcast.” “没票的话只能回去看直播了啊。” „This scene, really not who!” “这场面,真的没谁了！” „Yes, said Crosstalk through the ages, who has this rallying point? Whose Crosstalk special performance can complete this? Most famous that several Crosstalk Master are not good!” “是啊,古往今来说相声的,谁有这个号召力啊？谁的相声专场能办成这样啊？最出名的那几位相声大师也不行啊！” „Crosstalk lived.” “相声真活了啊。” The berth is full! 车位爆满！ The east , south , west and north in two kilometers the main road is completely crowd! 东西南北两公里内主路全部拥堵！ The scene is extremely magnificent, is really unprecedented! 场面极其壮观,真可谓是前所未有！ ...... …… Traffic police department. 交警部门。 „All stopped up!” “全堵了！” „Could not take a walk!” “都走不动了！” „What's the matter?” “怎么回事？” „Today what day?” “今天什么日子啊？” „Today? Today northern unfolds the Zhang Ye special performance!” “今天？今天北展张烨专场啊！” „I said! Additionally appoints the police forces! In a big hurry quick!” “我就说呢！加派警力！快快快！” The traffic police all send out, compared with usually added five times of police forces to alleviate the transportation. 交警全体出动,比平时多加了五倍的警力以缓解交通。 ...... …… Crosstalk. 相声界。 Some people have defended before live broadcast. 已经有人守在了直播前。 „Near ten years of nobody dares to hold the Crosstalk special performance.” “近十年都没人敢办过相声专场了。” „Yes, let alone is north the show such big platform?” “是啊,何况是北展这么大的台子？” „The northern show place, said before Crosstalk wants not to think radically!” “北展这种地方,以前说相声的根本想都没有想过啊！” „Looked how he makes.” “看他怎么弄吧。” Crosstalk also very much pays attention, because this is their domain rare important matter, unexpectedly some people dare to hold the Crosstalk special performance in northern show place! 相声界也很关注,因为这是他们领域百年不遇的大事,居然有人敢在北展这种地方办相声专场！ Grandson Master? 孙大师？ Hole Master? 孔大师？ They have not dared! 他们都没敢过啊！ ...... …… Three Japanese and Korean teams. 三个日韩团队。 Park In-Cheung is performs with Zhang Ye time today, Zhang Ye special performance that but several Japanese and Korean teams most pay attention, they want to take a look what's the matter, is any situation. That side Republic of Korea Japan should have Crosstalk, but way and some performance form differences, but a little without a doubt, their side Crosstalk basic looked on few people, is unpopular, therefore these Japanese and Korean Celebrity and teams very much wonder, Crosstalk, how will some people like? When can Crosstalk also one high get down with the singer concert? 朴在祥是今天跟张烨一个时间演出的,但是几个日韩团队最关注的还是张烨的专场,他们想看看到底是怎么回事,到底是个什么情况。韩国日本那边应该也有相声,只不过方式和演出形式都有些区别,但是有一点毫无疑问,他们那边的相声根本就没几个人看,也不流行,所以这些日韩明星和团队都很纳闷,一个相声,怎么会有人喜欢？什么时候相声也能和歌星演唱会一较高下了？ Unreasonable! 没道理啊！ Does not have the commeasurability! 根本没可比性啊！ Jin Zhican is looking at live broadcast. 金志灿在看直播。 Kimura and is also also looking with his translation. 木村和也和他的翻译也在看。 They want to know oneself and other side, with the aim of coping with aspect. 他们想知己知彼,以便应对局面。 ...... …… Father and mother turn on the computer. 爸妈打开电脑。 Entertainment Circle many people select live broadcast. 娱乐圈不少人点开直播。 The innumerable common people defend there. 无数老百姓守在那里。 100,000! 100000！ 1 million! 1000000！ 5 million! 5000000！ Begins, has not started, among Crosstalk special performance live broadcast of live broadcast platform the Zhang Ye aspect is authorized exclusive, the online population broke through 6 million, moreover this population unceasingly is still rising, the leadership and all staff of video site looks were scared! 还有开场,还没有开始,张烨方面独家授权的直播平台的相声专场直播间,在线人数就已经突破了6000000,而且这个人数还在不断攀升,看的视频网站的领导和所有工作人员都傻眼了！ 7 million! 7000000！ 7.5 million! 7500000！ Too hot! 太火了！ This his mother was too hot! 这他妈太火了啊！ The netizens leave a message below: 网友都在下面留言: „Anticipated!” “期待死了啊！” „Quick beginning!” “快开场啊！” „Was anxious I!” “急死我了！” „One year has not listened to Zhang Ye Crosstalk!” “有一年没听过张烨的相声啦！” „Zhang Ye these years, although enjoys the sight and sound of the wind whipping up the water, sang, developed Sketch, any he did, but said in the end, I most liked his Crosstalk!” “张烨这些年虽然风生水起,唱歌,演小品,什么他都干,可是说到头来,我还是最喜欢他的相声啊！” „In building, intimate friend!” “楼上,知音啊！” „I am also!” “我也是！” „He with Old Yao this to Golden Partner! Real his mother certainly!” “他跟老姚这对儿黄金搭档！真他妈绝了！” „Yes, this to the partner, the Crosstalk 200 years cannot leave pair of!” “是啊,这对儿搭档,相声界200年都出不了一对儿啊！” „, Was about to start!” “哇,快开始了！” „Came!” “来了来了！” 10 million! 10000000！ 20 million! 20000000！ 30 million! 30000000！ At this moment, the live broadcast online population has achieved the Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering 30 million people . Moreover the population is still rising suddenly, probably absolutely does not have the end to be the same! 这一刻,直播在线人数已经达到了惊天动地的30000000人,而且人数还在暴涨,好像根本就没有尽头一样！ ...... …… Northern show. 北展。 On the spot. 现场。 Host announced: „Asked you to appreciate Crosstalk, the performer, Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai.” 主持人报幕:“下面请您欣赏相声,表演者,张烨,姚建才。” The audience burst with joy immediately! 现场观众顿时沸腾了！ „!” “啊！” „Came!” “来了！” „Zhang Ye! Zhang Ye!” “张烨！张烨！” „Comes out!” “出来啦！” Burst into thunderous applause! 掌声雷动！ Ten thousand people shouted loudly! 万人高呼！ Ning Lan applauds below! 宁兰在下面鼓掌！ Xiaodong and Chen Guang applaud under the stage! 小冬和陈光在台下叫好！ The Zhang Ye Celebrity friends led a cheer! 张烨的明星朋友都来助阵了！ Zhang Ye and a Yao Jiancai long unlined gown walks to go on stage, this appearance, the audience was very long has not seen, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai one's own also fondly remembered. 张烨和姚建才一身大褂走上台,这种打扮,观众很久都没见过了,张烨和姚建才自己也非常怀念。 The shout was too big! 喊声太大了！ Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai they actually could not speak, they looked at each other one, smiled bitterly. 张烨姚建才俩人竟然都说不了话,他俩对视一眼,都苦笑不已。 Zhang Ye stands before the microphone, „has thanked, thanked.” 张烨站在话筒前,“谢谢了,谢谢了。” Yao Jiancai also holds the fist in the other hand saying: „Your everybody held.” 姚建才也抱拳道:“您各位捧了。” Enough a half minute, the scene gradually calms down. 足足半分钟,场面才渐渐静下来。 Zhang Ye has free time saying: „Everybody was too warm, thanks, not thinks the report, heard that tonight north the show surrounding entire city does traffic jams greatly?” 张烨才得空说道:“大家太热情了,谢谢,真的无以为报,听说今天晚上北展周围全城大堵车？” The audiences also heard, laughs. 观众也听说了,都大笑。 Yao Jiancai talked about with interest: „Probably is.” 姚建才乐道:“好像是。” Zhang Ye: „Audience such holds, we must say today well.” 张烨:“观众这么捧,咱们今儿可得好好说。” Yao Jiancai: „That.” 姚建才:“那是啊。” Zhang Ye: „Today I have been ready for any sacrifice, said that selects TV station not to let broadcast!” 张烨:“今天我豁出去了,就说点电视台不让播的！” Yao Jiancai: „?” 姚建才:“啊？” Zhang Ye has made up one: „Actually which does not let broadcast.” 张烨补了一句:“其实哪段都不让播。” Yao Jiancai: „Hi.” 姚建才:“嗨。” Audience: 现场观众: „Pū!” “噗！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” Zhang Ye: „Thanks , to continue my to hold the special performance actually today, the opposite not also concert, but everybody can come here, can watch my special performance before live broadcast, explained that you like Crosstalk.” 张烨:“谢谢吧,其实今天不止我一家办专场,对面不远还有一家演唱会,不过大家能来我这里,能在直播前看我的专场,说明您是真喜欢相声。” Yao Jiancai: „Right.” 姚建才:“对。” Opposite? 对面？ Concert? 演唱会？ The audience eyes have shone, knows what he said is who! 观众眼睛都亮了,都知道他说的是谁！ Zhang Ye: „Has the competition is the good deed, having the competition can progress, but sometimes competes too also worries intensely.” 张烨:“有竞争是好事,有竞争才能进步,不过有时候竞争太激烈也烦心。” Yao Jiancai: „Right?” 姚建才:“是吗？” Zhang Ye: „Two performance field gates face each other open, oh, he also sells the ticket I also to sell the ticket, how can I make him unable to do?” 张烨:“俩演出场门对门地开,哎呀,他也卖票我也卖票,我怎么能让他干不下去呢？” Audiences: „Hahahaha!” 观众:“哈哈哈哈！” Yao Jiancai: „Yes?” 姚建才:“是啊？” Zhang Ye: „Looks for Expert to give the idea.” 张烨:“找高人给出主意吧。” Yao Jiancai: „.” 姚建才:“哦。” Zhang Ye: „Expert said that in your pastes two mirrors, you according to him.” 张烨:“高人说你那门上贴两块镜子,你照着他。” Yao Jiancai: „This is?” 姚建才:“这个是？” Zhang Ye: „Has any evil aura photo to arrive there him.” 张烨:“有什么邪气都照到他那儿去。” Audiences: „Pū Hahahaha!” 观众:“噗哈哈哈哈！” Yao Jiancai: „Magical mirror which reveals the true form?” 姚建才:“照妖镜啊？” Zhang Ye: „You suspend there, others opposite are not silly.” 张烨:“你摆那儿,人家对面不傻啊。” Yao Jiancai: „Right.” 姚建才:“对啊。” Zhang Ye: „Others bosses come out to look in a mirror daily, two days understood, what is this? Is this illuminates me? It is not good, invites Expert!” 张烨:“人家老板天天出来照镜子,有两天就明白过来了,这是什么意思啊？这是照我呢啊？不行,请高人！” Yao Jiancai: „?” 姚建才:“哦？” Zhang Ye: „Expert came, whoops has gone bad, this is uses the magic arts with you.” 张烨:“高人来了,哎呦坏了,他这是跟你施法术呢。” Yao Jiancai: „That what to do?” 姚建才:“那怎么办？” Zhang Ye: „Buys four mirrors, you illuminate to him.” 张烨:“买四块镜子,你给他照回去。” Audiences: „Hahahaha!” 观众:“哈哈哈哈！” Zhang Ye: „Opposite boss came out, oh, illuminated to me?” 张烨:“对面老板出来了,哎呀,给我照回来了？” Yao Jiancai: „This understood.” 姚建才:“这就明白了啊。” Zhang Ye: „It is not good, invites Expert!” 张烨:“不行,请高人！” Yao Jiancai: „?” 姚建才:“啊？” Zhang Ye: „Expert came, six!” 张烨:“高人来了,六块！” Yao Jiancai: „Adds two?” 姚建才:“又加两块？” The audiences laugh. 观众大笑。 Zhang Ye: „Thatta Thatta, six have added on, opposite boss, what to do? Invited Expert!” Puts out a hand a gesture, „eight!” 张烨:“塔塔塔塔,六块加上了,对面老板,怎么办？请高人！”伸手一比划,“八块！” Yao Jiancai faints: „This did not use Expert this! Also wants any Expert on the additional two mirrors!” 姚建才晕倒:“这就不用高人了这！就加俩镜子还要什么高人啊！” The audiences one spurted. 观众一下喷了。 „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Hello!” “哎呦喂！” „Pū Hahahahaha!” “噗哈哈哈哈哈！” Zhang Ye: „, Eight added on.”, Said: „Their two challenge, have revived four glass factories.” 张烨:“啪啪啪啪,八块加上了。”顿了一下,说道:“他们两家打架,救活了四家玻璃厂。” Before live broadcast. 直播前。 The audiences smile to spurt once more! 观众再次笑喷！ „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „Whoops teased me!” “哎呦逗死我了！” The simple beginning, the scene one was hot! 简单一个开场,场面一下就热了！