Among live broadcast has achieved 50 million people online! 直播间已经达到50000000人在线了！ On the spot. 现场。 Zhang Ye: „Actually this point with does not have.” 张烨:“其实这一点用都没有。” Yao Jiancai: „Right, this invited any Expert.” 姚建才:“对,这请什么高人啊。” Zhang Ye: „Actor, but must depend on the real skill.” 张烨:“演员,还得凭真本事。” Yao Jiancai: „Right that said.” 姚建才:“说的对。” Zhang Ye: „Therefore I must tidy up.” 张烨:“所以我得整容去。” Yao Jiancai: „? Real skill that this you said?” 姚建才:“啊？这就你说的真本事啊？” Ning Lan: „Pū!” 宁兰:“噗！” Xiaodong: „Hahahaha!” 小冬:“哈哈哈哈！” Chen Guang and Fan Wenli husband and wife also smiled to go bad! 陈光和范文丽夫妻也笑坏了！ Zhang Ye: „Right!” 张烨:“对啊！” Yao Jiancai: „.” 姚建才:“哦。” Zhang Ye said: „I must go to Republic of Korea.” 张烨说:“我得去韩国。” Yao Jiancai: „Right, that side tidies up industry is developed.” 姚建才:“对,那边整容业发达啊。” The audiences one was energetic! 观众一下精神了！ Came! 来了来了！ Speaking of Republic of Korea! 说到韩国了啊！ Zhang Ye: „Bought an airplane ticket I to board the airplane, I one toward there sat to the airplane on, hey, you guess that whom I did see? By me sits Republic of Korea Celebrity unexpectedly!” 张烨:“买了张机票我就上飞机了,到飞机上我往那儿一坐,嘿,你猜我看见谁了？我旁边居然坐着一个韩国明星！” Yao Jiancai asked: „Who?” 姚建才问:“谁啊？” Zhang Ye: „Republic of Korea big, famous Asia singer Park Yisheng Teacher!” 张烨:“韩国大咖,著名亚洲歌星朴一生老师！” Yao Jiancai humph has a throat, „chased the life? His kidney may suffice.” 姚建才嚯了一嗓子,“嫖一生？他肾可够好的。” The audiences all spurted: 观众全喷了: „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Whoops!” “哎呦！” „Hahahahaha!” “啊哈哈哈哈哈！” „Chases the life? Pū!” “嫖一生？噗！” Park In-Cheung may in opposite not hold the concert! 朴在祥可就在对面不远开演唱会呢啊！ Renowned Republic of Korea singer? Also line plain? The audiences associated to that person unavoidably, immediately with hitting chicken blood was stimulated! 著名韩国歌星？也行朴？观众难免都联想到了那个人,登时一个个跟打了鸡血似的亢奋起来！ Zhang Ye said: „Is his kidney good I not to know that I wondered in any case, I asked him, I said that chased Teacher, you such big wrist did, sit the economy class cabin? Chased Teacher to tell me, their side market was not booming, look therefore came China.” 张烨说道:“他肾好不好我不知道啊,反正我纳闷极了,我就问他,我说嫖老师啊,你这么大的腕儿,怎么也坐经济舱啊？嫖老师告诉我了,他们那边市场不景气啊,这不,所以才来中国的啊。” Yao Jiancai hi said: „Also right, he thought that China money Hao gains.” 姚建才嗨道:“也对,他觉得中国的钱好赚啊。” „yi!” “咿！” „yi!” “咿！” „yi!” “咿！” The audiences create a disturbance to laugh! 观众都起哄大笑！ Comes China to do? 来中国干嘛？ Encircles money? 圈钱啊？ The stem of high price ticket was used here! 高价票的梗被用在这里了啊！ Zhang Ye Crosstalk, is really nowhere does not curse at people! 张烨的相声,果然是无处不骂人啊！ Zhang Ye said: „Afterward the airplane took off, whoops my this uncomfortable, disgusting.” 张烨道:“后来飞机起飞了,哎呦我这个难受啊,恶心。” Yao Jiancai: „Yo, was this airsickness?” 姚建才:“哟,这是晕机了啊？” Zhang Ye: „Yes, my this tuck dive, disgusting, does not have the place to spit, I looked that side chases Teacher to wear the eye-shade to sleep, I without demur, vomit according to his chest!” 张烨:“是啊,我这个翻腾啊,恶心啊,也没地方吐,我一看旁边嫖老师戴着眼罩正睡觉呢,我二话不说,照着他前胸就呕！” Yao Jiancai: „Hou, was too disgusting.” 姚建才:“嚯,太恶心了。” Zhang Xia and her daughter cannot help smiling! 张霞和她女儿忍俊不禁！ Wears the sunglasses to sit in Li Xiaoxian of corner also smiles. 戴着墨镜坐在角落的李小娴也一个劲儿笑。 Too bad! 太坏了！ In the Zhang Ye bone that bad vigor, others cannot come really! 张烨骨子里那个坏劲儿,别人真来不了啊！ Zhang Ye said: „He has not moved me not to move, before long, the airplane lands steadily, there him just awoke, I hurry to ask him: Good to select?” 张烨道:“他也没动我也没动,不一会儿,飞机平稳落地,他那儿刚一醒,我赶紧上去问他:好点了吧？” Yao Jiancai: „Hey!” 姚建才:“嘿哟！” Zhang Ye: „Also uncomfortable?” 张烨:“还难受吗？” Yao Jiancai: „Do you damage you!” 姚建才:“你损不损啊你！” The audiences smile to pull out suddenly! 观众猛然笑抽！ „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈哈！” Zhang Ye: „Oh, takes care, meet again/goodbye.” 张烨:“嗳,保重身体啊,再见。” Yao Jiancai: „Your too wicked, for this families took mistakenly the medicine again!” 姚建才:“你太缺德了,为了这个人家再吃错了药！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „Whoops laughed at me!” “哎呦笑死我了！” „It is not good is not good!” “不行了不行了！” Many audiences pat the thigh to smile! 好多观众拍着大腿地笑！ Zhang Ye continues saying: „The next airplane I am thinking that you said also evil gate, each national craftsmanship is different, good that this tidying up, others Republic of Korea person studies.” 张烨继续道:“下飞机我就在想,你说也邪了门了啊,每个国家手艺都不一样,这个整容,就人家韩国人研究的好。” Yao Jiancai asked: „Right, why?” 姚建才问:“对啊,为什么啊？” Zhang Ye thinks that „possibly is because they are shabby.” 张烨想了想,“可能是因为他们寒碜。” Yao Jiancai: „?” 姚建才:“啊？” Zhang Ye: „How otherwise to call Republic of Korea.” 张烨:“要不然怎么叫韩国呢啊。” Yao Jiancai: „Is Republic of Korea shabby that country?” 姚建才:“韩国就是寒碜那国啊？” Zhang Ye: „Shabby country.” 张烨:“寒碜国嘛。” Yao Jiancai: „Hou, must illuminate you saying that Japan had no way to explain!” 姚建才:“嚯,要照你这么说,日本就没法解释了！” Ning Lan: „Hahahaha!” 宁兰:“哈哈哈哈！” Amy smiled lies there! AMY笑得都趴在那里了！ Zhang Ye draws him: „Hahaha, you explained to me!” 张烨一拉他:“哈哈哈,那你还是给我解释解释吧！” Yao Jiancai pushes him: „Goes! I explained anything I!” 姚建才推他:“去！我解释什么啊我！” The audiences have smiled insanely! 观众已经都笑疯了！ Too poisonous! 太毒了！ too bad! 太损了！ This scolded whom did not have really! 这骂的真没谁了！ Japan, Republic of Korea, all gave to take! 日本,韩国,全都给带上了啊！ The innumerable audiences felt crispness that the fine hair hole that one type had not seen you for a long time the extreme blasted out! 无数观众都感到了一种久违到了极点的汗毛孔炸开的爽！ How long? 多久了？ How long hasn't listened to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai such has a big mouth on the stage? Perhaps must trace the Crosstalk big game that past CCTV held time! Today was network live broadcast, the criterion was also more loose, not like like that the hands tied feet tied on TV station, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai condition also all of a sudden erupted! 有多久没听张烨和姚建才在台上这么口无遮拦了？恐怕得追溯到当年央视举办的相声大赛的时候了啊！今天是网络直播,尺度也宽松了许多,不像在电视台上那般束手束脚了,张烨和姚建才的状态也一下子爆发出来了！ Satisfied a craving! 太过瘾了！ Same flavor! 还是一样的味道！ Same Crosstalk! 还是一样的相声！ Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai skill as before! 张烨姚建才功力依旧啊！ ...... …… First said. 第一场说完了。 Second is two youth Crosstalk actors. 第二场是两个青年相声演员。 Third is two Crosstalk Senior. 第三场是两个相声界前辈。 Good that said that the audiences also very much show due respect for the feelings, holds very much, the applause has not stopped. 说的不错,观众们也都很给面子,很捧,掌声就没停过。 Naturally, actually these help the Crosstalk actors in Zhang Ye string field also understand that the audience such hounded all looked at the Zhang Ye face, today's stage, Zhang Ye is that player, except for him, present Crosstalk nobody can at the northern show such big dance Taiwan Affairs Office Crosstalk special performance, getting up that nobody managed! 当然,其实这几位来帮张烨串场的相声演员们也明白,观众这么追捧全是看了张烨的面子,今天的舞台,张烨才是那个角儿,除了他,如今的相声界没有一个人能在北展这么大的舞台办相声专场,没人办的起来！ Fourth, Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai on again. 第四场,张烨姚建才再上。 Fifth, another two youth Crosstalk actors relay. 第五场,另外两个青年相声演员替班。 Sixth, Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai mounts the stage once more. 第六场,张烨姚建才再次登台。 This mounts the stage, they have not gotten down. 这一登台,俩人就没下去。 Burden one after another! 包袱一个接着一个！ Words then of cursing at people! 骂人的话一出接着一出！ The audiences were insane! 观众都疯了！ „Comes one again!” “再来一个！” „Comes one again!” “再来一个！” „Do not walk!” “别走啊！” „Comes one again!” “再来一段的！” The performance developed eight points from seven points, developed nine points from eight points, normally with performance time that the upper-level department requested authorization, nine points had finished, but the audiences did not walk! 演出从七点演到了八点,从八点演到了九点,按说跟上级部门报批的演出时间,九点就已经结束了,可是观众们就是不走！ Zhang Ye forced smile. 张烨苦笑。 Yao Jiancai is helpless. 姚建才无奈。 What to do can that? 那能怎么办啊？ Said! 说呗！ They start times to come back for an encore! 俩人开始一次次返场！ One time! 一次！ Five times! 五次！ Ten times! 十次！ 15 times! 15次！ They get down, the audience creates a disturbance, then Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai please come back by Host, continue, is then out, please come back again, starts once again! To finally, Ning Lan to go on stage has also joined in the fun, said to Zhang Ye, enjoyed a Crosstalk addiction. Xiaodong and Amy hardly were also drawn by Zhang Ye, Zhang Ye gives their supporting speakers, said that the lines are beforehand prepare to them. Also wants to call Li Xiaoxian and Chen Guang couple, but they are thin-skinned, does not come up. 他们一下去,观众就起哄,然后张烨和姚建才就被主持人请回来,继续说,然后再下场,再被请回来,周而复始！到了最后,宁兰也上台凑热闹了,跟张烨说了一段,过了一把相声瘾。小冬和AMY也被张烨给硬拉上来了,张烨给她俩捧哏,说了一段,台词都是事先给他们准备好的。本来还想叫李小娴和陈光夫妻俩的,不过他们脸皮薄,死活不上来。 That scene, very lived it up. 那场面,别提多热闹了。 Damages Celebrity. 损损明星。 Scolded Japanese and Korean. 骂骂日韩。 Sexually harasses the audience. 调戏调戏观众。 Zhang Ye that mouth, naturally accomplishes a task with ease. 张烨那张嘴,自然游刃有余。 The laughter under field has not listened from beginning to end! 场下的笑声从头到尾都没听过！ „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „I am not good!” “我不行了！” „Smiles individual!” “笑死个人啊！” „This joking!” “这个逗比！” „Too wicked he!” “太缺德了他！” One was nine points on the Crosstalk special performance of conclusion, was done 10 : 30 by them unexpectedly! 一场本来是九点就结束的相声专场,竟然被他们干到了十点半！ Comes back for an encore 17 times! 返场17次！ Crosstalk never has coming back for an encore record! 一个相声界从未有过的返场记录！ In a Crosstalk history never has presented coming back for an encore digit! 一个相声史上都从未出现过的返场数字！ Hence, the Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai first Crosstalk special performance attains greatly successfully, the audiences also hi exploded! 至此,张烨姚建才的第一次相声专场大获成功,观众们也都嗨爆了！