CCTV. 央视。 The people one call out in alarm piece by piece, thought that one's own was insane! 众人一片片惊叫,都觉得自己要疯了！ „Heavens/Days!” “天啊！” „This, this” “这,这” „My God!” “我的上帝！” „Is this real?” “这是真的？” „Aaaaaaaahhhh！” “啊啊啊啊啊！” „Isn't my his mother has a dream?” “我他妈不是做梦吧？” „This Viewership Ratings Fuck, our can the day piercing?” “这收视率我草,咱们这回是不是要把天给捅破了？” „You ‚’ character went to wanting, was pierced the day!” “你把‘要’字去了,是已经把天捅破了啊！” ...... …… SARFT. 广电。 „Director! Director!” “主任！主任！” „Does? The work, shouted anything.” “干嘛啊？都办公呢,喊什么。” „Spring Festival Viewership Ratings! You look quickly!” “春晚收视率！您快看！” „Came out?” “出来了？” „Just came out!” “刚出来的！” „I have a look at whoops me to go! This, this real false?” “我看看哎呦我去！这,这真的假的啊？” „I looked, with counting that side confirmed that real, has not made a mistake in writing!” “我看完以后就和统计那边确认了一遍,是真的,没写错！” „Goes quickly, they sends to Hu Ju! In a big hurry quick!” “快去,给胡局他们送去！快快快！” ...... …… Newspaper office. 报社。 The telephone resounds, a telephone that this is Chief Editor continuously waiting, returned to his office on Guan Haomen immediately. The person of outside newspaper office looks to that side, finally spreads the Chief Editor shocking shout on hearing. 电话响起,这是总编辑一直在等的一个电话,马上就关好门回了他的办公室。外面报社的人都看向那边,结果就听到里面传出总编震惊的喊声。 „What?” “什么？” „Is impossible!” “不可能的！” „Definitely made a mistake!” “肯定搞错了！” „Not is right, you confirmed again!” “不对不对,你再确认一下！” „Really?” “真的？” „Fuck did you confirm real?” “我草你确认是真的啊？” After one minute, Chief Editor pushes door to come out. 一分钟后,总编辑推门出来。 The people stood to wait. 众人都站起来等着了。 „Editor-in-chief, how many?” “主编,多少啊？” „We prepared to send a manuscript!” “我们准备发稿了！” „Right, prepared!” “对,都准备好了！” The Chief Editor spit flies to say horizontally: „Beforehand script becomes invalid! Immediately! Immediately gives me to write! In a big hurry quick, with quickest Speed!” 总编辑吐沫横飞道:“之前的稿子都作废！马上！马上给我重新写！快快快,用最快的速度！” „?” “啊？” „Didn't prepare?” “不是都准备好了吗？” „20% and have 30% prepared one respectively?” “20%和30%各准备了一份啊？” Editor are perplexed. 编辑们不明所以。 Chief Editor angrily said: „These two Viewership Ratings which are not right!” Lowers the head to take a pen, brushed to write a digit on the paper, „your one's own looked!” Turned around to walk. 总编辑气道:“这两个收视率哪个都不对啊！”低头拿起一支笔,在纸上刷刷写了个数字,“你们自己看吧！”转身就走了。 Numerous Editor run to go forward to look hurriedly that all was then scared! 众多编辑们急忙跑上前一看,然后全吓呆了！ ...... …… Crosstalk. 相声界。 The news comes quickly. 消息很快传来。 Hears that digit with the Crosstalk actors who Zhang Ye has a grudge, is nearly an cold air/Qi pulls out, staring dumbfounded of face! 听到那个数字的很多跟张烨有仇的相声演员们,都是险些一口冷气抽过去,一脸的瞠目结舌！ „!” “靠！” „Made a mistake?” “搞错了吧？” „Fabrication! Definitely is creates a false impression!” “造假的！肯定是造假的！” „This Viewership Ratings, stupid cunt believes!” “这收视率,傻-逼才信啊！” „Is impossible!” “不可能的！” „Right, is impossible!” “对,不可能！” ...... …… Meeting of Director. 导演界的聚会。 A silence. 一阵沉默。 Then another silence. 然后又一阵沉默。 „Old Li.” “老栗。” „Um.” “嗯。” „Looked at this Viewership Ratings, what idea do you have?” “看了这收视率,你有什么想法？” „Does not have the idea, this is others skills.” “没想法,这是人家的本事啊。” „This Zhang Ye anything person, in us you have dealt with him.” “这个张烨到底什么人啊,咱们里面就你跟他打过交道。” „What person?” “什么人？” „Right.” “对。” „Outstandingly able person!” “奇人呗！” „Luckily this fellow will not shoot the movie and drama series, otherwise in our people present, except for Old Li and Old Han, other people estimated that must not have the food to eat.” “幸亏这家伙不会拍电影和电视剧,不然咱们在座的人里,除了老栗和老韩,其他人估计都得没饭吃了。” „This Viewership Ratings, real his mother is scary!” “这收视率,真他娘吓死人啊！” ...... …… Shanghai. 上海。 In first Spring Festival Chief Director family|home. 前春晚总导演家里。 After obtaining the news, he is nearly dizzy! 得到消息后,他险些一头晕过去！ The wife asked that „Old Wan, how? Spring Festival did Viewership Ratings leave?” 妻子问,“老万,咋了？春晚收视率出了？” Old Wan face was green, „his mother disparity was also too big!” 老万脸都绿了,“这他妈也差距太大了啊！” The wife is stunned, „what? This Spring Festival 30%? That also difference are not many, Spring Festival that you instructed that year, Viewership Ratings also has 22%, this how many?” 妻子愕然,“什么？难道这届春晚过30%了？那也差的不多啊,你那年指导的春晚,收视率也有22%呢啊,这届到底多少？” Old Wan have coughed, embarrassedly told the wife to the son. 老万咳嗽了一声,到了儿也没好意思告诉妻子。 ...... …… Beijing TV Station. 北京电视台。 Hu Fei walks, „Zhang Ye must go against heaven's will!” 胡飞走进来,“张烨要逆天了！” Xiao Lu is stunned, „came out?” 小吕愕然,“出来了？” Da Fei said hastily: „How many? How many?” 大飞连忙道:“多少？多少？” Brother Hou Younger Brother Hou also hurriedly collects, „30%?” 侯哥侯弟也急忙凑上来,“过30%了？” „30%?” Hu Fei he he smiles, has given them the Viewership Ratings form, „your one's own looks, now Domestic Entertainment Circle, nobody could block Little Zhang!” “30%？”胡飞呵呵一笑,把收视率表格给了他们,“你们自己看吧,现在国内娱乐圈,已经没有人挡得住小张了！” Several people look that nearly jumps! 几人看完,险些跳起来！ A little was all scared! 全有点被吓傻了！ „This” “这” „This” “这” „I God!” “我了个天爷！” ...... …… Zhang Ye Grandma. 张烨姥姥家。 He and Wu Zeqing proleg just arrived, posterior crus, their telephones rang. 他和吴则卿前脚刚到,后脚儿,俩人的电话都响了。 The Wu Zeqing telephone is SARFT hits. 吴则卿的电话是广电打来的。 The Zhang Ye telephone is Ha Qiqi hits from CCTV. 张烨的电话是哈齐齐从央视打来的。 In the telephone, Ha Qiqi Voice is shivering, „Leader Zhang! Too god! Your this too god! Viewership Ratings came out! It is not able to believe simply!” 电话里,哈齐齐的声音都在颤抖,“张导！太神了！您这太神了啊！收视率出来了啊！简直无法置信！” Zhang Ye shows a faint smile, „calm, calm.” 张烨微微一笑,“淡定,淡定。” Ha Qiqi said excitedly: „Calm! How many do you know?” 哈齐齐激动道:“淡定不了啊！您知道多少吗？” Zhang Ye said with a laugh: „Early has guessed correctly, we spent these many time these many energy to make Spring Festival laboriously, exhausted oneself, was scolded, Viewership Ratings unattractive that do not mix.” 张烨笑呵呵道:“早猜到了,咱们辛辛苦苦花了这么多时间这么多精力做春晚,受了累,也挨了骂,收视率再不好看那也别混了。” Ha Qiqi admires saying: „Gathered you already to guess correctly?” 哈齐齐佩服道:“合着您早就猜到了啊？” „That.” Zhang Ye said. “那是啊。”张烨道。 Ha Qiqi said: „You can calm down.” 哈齐齐道:“还是您沉得住气。” Zhang Ye talked about with interest: „How many finally counts is?” 张烨乐道:“最后统计出来是多少？” Ha Qiqi then told him. 哈齐齐便告诉了他。 hear word, Zhang Ye was shocked, „how many?” 闻言,张烨愣住了,“多少？” Ha Qiqi doubt, said. 哈齐齐狐疑,又说了一遍。 Zhang Ye is astonished, „what?” 张烨一脸愕然,“什么？” Ha Qiqi is startled saying: „Um? Didn't you early guess correctly?” 哈齐齐怔道:“嗯？您不是早猜到了吗？” „? Right, right, guessed correctly.” Zhang Ye said dull: „This Viewership Ratings in my expectation range, is not obviously low, is not high, good, good Sister Ha, Viewership Ratings also came out, you and Brother Zuo hurry to go home to celebrate the new year, was laborious.” “啊？啊,对,对,猜到了。”张烨呆呆道:“这个收视率显然在我的预料范围之内,没有太低,也没有太高,挺好的,行了哈姐,收视率也出来了,你和左哥都赶紧回家过年吧,辛苦了。” That side, Zhang Zuo also took the telephone, „Leader Zhang, Hahahahaha, laborious anything, after hearing this Viewership Ratings, I have hit chicken blood with the Old Ha whole body! Pats two months of Spring Festival both of us to insist again! However you are really also fierce, such Viewership Ratings did you guess correctly?” 那边,张左也接过电话来,“张导,哈哈哈哈哈,辛苦什么呀,听见这收视率以后,我跟老哈浑身都打了鸡血似的啊！再拍两个月春晚我俩都能坚持住！不过您也真厉害,这样的收视率你都猜到了？” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „That must, otherwise I am Chief Director.” 张烨笑道:“那必须的啊,要不然我是总导演呢。” Has made the telephone call. 挂了电话。 That side Wu Zeqing looks at Zhang Ye to smile. 吴则卿那边就看着张烨笑。 Several uncles and aunts have observed closely him. 几个舅舅和舅妈都盯住了他。 Mother Father and several younger sisters anxious were also insane. 老妈老爸和几个妹妹也都急疯了。 „Little Ye, how many?” “小烨,多少啊？” „Elder Brother, said quickly!” “哥,快说啊！” „Oh anxious!” “哎呀急死啦！” „Did elder brother, you already guess correctly?” “哥,你早就猜到了啊？” Zhang Ye gives a calm smile, „that was natural, all within my control, this Viewership Ratings I naturally also guess that” spoke of here, he could not install finally, face upwarded to cry loud and long, the crack yells: „I go to his sister! I guess correctly me! I also think that Old Ha must say 30% to me! What I guess is this!” 张烨淡然一笑,“那是当然了,一切都在我的掌控之内,这收视率我当然也猜”说到这里,他终于装不下去了,仰天长啸一声,破口大叫道:“我去他妹啊！我猜到个屁啊我！我还以为老哈要跟我说30%呢啊！我猜的是这个啊！” heard a sound, Wu Zeqing provoked laughter by the one's own husband. 闻声,吴则卿被自己丈夫逗笑了。 ...... …… weibo. 微博。 Forum. 论坛。 Media. 媒体。 Industry. 业内。 SARFT. 广电。 Entertainment Circle. 娱乐圈。 Entertainment company. 娱乐公司。 Overseas Chinese circle. 海外华人圈。 This moment of Spring Festival Viewership Ratings announcement, outside Domestic has exploded, the place that can explode exploded! 春晚收视率公布的这一刻,国内外都炸了,能炸的地方都炸了！ After seeing this Viewership Ratings, all people have one are, all was scared! 看到这个收视率后,所有人有一个算一个,全都被吓傻了！ Let alone others, were scared including Zhang Ye one's own! 别说别人了,连张烨自己都傻眼了啊！ It is not everybody one startled one for the first time, is not everybody has not seen the world, some people had also forecast this year's Spring Festival Viewership Ratings extremely will possibly go against heaven's will, but actually also nobody thinks that Spring Festival Viewership Ratings will go against heaven's will to so the situation unexpectedly, this simply is piercing the Heavens Viewership Ratings! 不是大家一惊一乍,也不是大家没见过世面,有人也预测过今年春晚收视率很可能会极其逆天,但却也没有一个人会想到,春晚收视率竟然会逆天到如此地步啊,这简直是一个捅破天的收视率！ 56.8%! 56.8%！ Domestic shock! 国内震惊！ The world is shocked! 世界震惊！