At noon. 中午。 In room. 屋里。 They wear the clothes. 俩人穿衣服。 At this time, the Mother telephone urged. 这时候,老妈的电话来催了。 „Mother.” “妈。” „Does?” “干嘛呢？” „Immediately went out.” “马上出门了。” „How real slow, your paternal aunt and your older sister are waiting.” “怎么真么慢啊,你姑和你姐都等着呢。” „Immediately immediately, looked at Spring Festival to rebroadcast a moment ago.” “马上马上,刚才看春晚重播呢。” „Hurries.” “赶紧的啊。” „Knows.” “知道啦。” Has made the telephone call. 挂了电话。 Wu Zeqing smiles, „you, the mouth does not have the truth only.” 吴则卿笑笑,“你啊,嘴里净没实话。” „Hey, how did I say?” Zhang Ye wears the clothes neatly and quickly, saw Old Wu just to put on half, his access road: „You put on, I go downstairs the first hot car(riage).” “嘿,那我怎么说啊？”张烨三下五除二穿好衣服,见老吴刚穿了一半,他便道:“你穿着,我下楼先热热车。” Old Wu said: „Good, my this goes downstairs.” 老吴道:“好,我这就下楼。” Zhang Ye put on a coat to open the door casually, going downstairs time his liveliness, the whole person somewhat moved fast, that feeling not to mention, these two months day and night in the labor and exhausted of CCTV, right now alleviated most probably, the state of mind was also good, the eye has also shone, simply was „full blood resurrecting”, Most Dazzling Nation Style song has also groaned in the mouth, thought that this easy life was too comfortable. 张烨随便套上一件外套就开门走了,下楼的时候他一身轻快,整个人都有些飘飘忽忽的,那感觉就别提了,这两个月没日没夜在央视的辛苦和疲惫,这下子缓解了大半,精神状态也好了,眼睛也亮了,简直是“满血复活”,最炫民族风的小曲儿也在嘴里哼哼了起来,觉得这小日子太舒服了。 Domestic peace. 家庭和睦。 The work is smooth. 工作顺利。 The enterprise progresses day by day. 事业蒸蒸日上。 The wife so is pretty. 老婆还这么漂亮。 This life, does not trade to the deity! 这生活,给个神仙也不换啊！ Downstairs. 楼下。 Zhang Ye drove in the past, finally the person has not arrived, seemed District of nobody left had No. 20-30 person suddenly, with magic, in a big way frightened Zhang Ye one to jump. 张烨过去开车,结果人还没走到,本来看上去空无一人的小区突然多出了二三十号人,跟变魔术似的,吓了张烨一大跳。 Behind the car(riage) lightens three reporters. 车后面闪出三个记者。 Behind the garden tree jumps five reporters. 花园树后面蹦出五个记者。 In nearby corridor jumps out six reporters. 旁边楼道里窜出六个记者。 Changes the trick of live person simply. 简直是大变活人的戏法。 „Teacher Zhang!” “张老师！” „Leader Zhang!” “张导！” „We are the morning news!” “我们是早间新闻的！” „Can interview!” “能不能采访一下！” „Teacher Zhang, delays your several minutes.” “张老师,耽误您几分钟。” „We are Youth Daily!” “我们是青年报的！” „We are Xinhua News Agency!” “我们是新华社的！” Various group of reporters close, that called chaotic, does not know how long to stay at a selected place. However thinks that is not accidental, since Zhang Ye two months ago has taken over Spring Festival, he is that person who entire Entertainment Circle most receives to pay attention , the news about Spring Festival is about to have exploded simply, during is this, the most essential character they one time has not interviewed, Zhang Ye does not accept the interview, the reporters could not find his person from the start, yesterday Spring Festival finished, some big night innumerable reporters have not celebrated the new year at home, stops up the CCTV front door, finally has not seen the Zhang Ye person, look can only come to his home to stop up the gate. This year Spring Festival is so irritable, who does not want to take Zhang Ye firsthand interviewed? 各路记者一拥而上,那叫一个乱,也不知道都蹲点多久了。不过想想也不意外,自从张烨两个月前接手春晚以来,他就是整个娱乐圈最受关注的那个人,关于春晚的消息简直都快炸了,可是这期间,最关键的人物他们却一次都没有采访到,张烨不接受采访,记者们也压根找不到他的人,昨天春晚结束,大夜里也有无数记者没在家过年,去堵央视的大门,结果也没看到张烨的人,这不,只能来他家里堵门了啊。今年春晚这么火爆,谁不想拿下张烨的第一手采访啊？ Catches up with the Zhang Ye mood to be good, then said with a smile: „In any case my five minutes, must ask that hurry to ask.” His convenient pulling a cart gate, hits to catch fire car(riage). 赶上张烨心情挺好,便笑道:“反正我就五分钟,要问赶紧问。”他顺手拉车门,把车打着火。 The reporters are encouraged immediately, long gun|spear short artillery bombing. 记者们登时振奋,长枪短炮一通轰炸。 „40 are program you writes completely? How do you achieve?” “40个节目全部是您写的？您怎么做到的？” „Writes.” “就那么写的呗。” „Leader Zhang, some news said that you are next Spring Festival decided but not yet announced Chief Director.” “张导,有消息称您已经是下届春晚的内定总导演了。” „Your this news is unreliable, I do not know.” “你这个消息不可靠啊,我可不知道。” „Which this Spring Festival you most satisfied is program?” “这届春晚您最满意的节目是哪个？” „I satisfy.” “我都满意。” „Some people said that is Spring Festival that you save, how do you see?” “有人说是您拯救的春晚,您怎么看？” „He He, is not Spring Festival that I save, is everybody has not given up Spring Festival, this is most essential.” “呵呵,不是我拯救的春晚,是大家还没有放弃春晚,这是最关键的。” „During you direct Spring Festival, is the biggest difficult problem that comes across what?” “您执导春晚期间,遇到的最大难题是什么？” „Biggest difficult problem? Is my one day of 24 hours, if many ten hours were again good, I can sleep well.” “最大的难题啊？就是我一天只有24小时,如果再多十个小时就好了,我就能睡个安稳觉了。” „Spring Festival Viewership Ratings must announce immediately, do you have the anticipation?” “春晚收视率马上就要公布了,您有期待吗？” „Has.” “有吧。” „How many are you anticipated?” “您预期是多少？” „Whoops, this may unable to reach an agreement.” “哎呦,这个可说不好。” At this time, the sincere sound of high-heeled shoes transmitted in the corridor. 这时,高跟鞋的笃笃声在楼道传来。 Wu Zeqing went downstairs. 吴则卿下楼了。 The reporters looked that immediately is cautious. 记者们一看,顿时拘谨起来。 „Director Wu.” “吴局。” „, Director Wu is long.” “呃,吴局长。” The reporters subconsciously resign one to say. 众记者都下意识地让出一条道。 Wu Zeqing smiles, „interviewed?” 吴则卿笑笑,“采访好了？” The reporters who this saying asked also embarrassed said that has not interviewed. 这话问的记者们也不好意思说没采访好啊。 „Was good.” “已经好了。” „Thanked Leader Zhang.” “谢谢张导了。” „Director Wu, the new year's celebration is good.” “吴局,过年好。” „Did not disturb your two.” “不打扰您二位了。” „We went back.” “那我们回去了。” Actually also major collection of problems, the interview of Zhang Ye, they asked that 1000 issues cannot ask, but Director Wu one, the reporters well-mannered walked. 其实还有一大堆问题呢,张烨的采访,他们问1000个问题也问不完啊,不过吴局一来,记者们都规规矩矩地走了。 ...... …… CCTV. 央视。 Many people are working overtime. 很多人都在加班。 Including the Spring Festival work team and Director group person, comes to be many today. 包括春晚工作组和导演组的人,今天也来了不少。 Ha Qiqi and Zhang Zuo were in early morning have also caught up, waited for the final result. 哈齐齐和张左也是一大早上就赶了过来,等待最后的结果。 „Did Viewership Ratings leave?” “收视率出了吗？” „Did not have.” “还没有啊。” „Should be quick.” “应该快了。” „Um, that side said that is counting.” “嗯,那边说正在统计。” „Can 20%?” “能过20%吗？” „Definitely does not have the issue!” “肯定没问题的啊！” „Right, I also thought that 20% difficulties are not big, but upward did not say again.” “对,我也觉得20%难度不大,但是再往上就不好说了。” ...... …… SARFT. 广电。 „Didn't have?” “还没出？” „Liu Director, immediately!” “刘主任,马上了！” „Hope can have good achievements.” “希望能有个好成绩吧。” „Yes, the Spring Festival anything result, looks at Viewership Ratings this year.” “是啊,今年春晚到底什么成绩,都看收视率了。” „If by the reputation and appraisal, this Spring Festival can say that has attained greatly successfully, but must look at Viewership Ratings finally, cannot escape this.” “如果论口碑和评价的话,这届春晚可以说已经大获成功了,不过最后还是得看收视率,怎么也逃不开这个。” „Um.” “嗯。” „Little complete, Viewership Ratings gets down informs me, above leader is also waiting.” “小齐,收视率一下来就通知我,上面领导也都等着呢。” „Understood Liu Director.” “明白了刘主任。” ...... …… Crosstalk. 相声界。 „Heard that Spring Festival Viewership Ratings immediately came out.” “听说春晚收视率马上出来了。” „This should be very high?” “这一届应该很高吧？” „That is uncertain, last year, the year before last, three years ago, was 20% high and low, minimum time 0% several, year to year under deterioration situation, impossible night of to overturn.” “那也不一定,去年,前年,大前年,都是20%上下的,最低的时候都0十几了,常年积弱的情况下,不可能一夜翻盘。” „Ha Ha, if Viewership Ratings is not ideal, had the pleasure to look.” “哈哈,要是收视率不理想,就有乐子看了。” „I estimated.” “我估计好不了。” „I estimate am also, that volume of Five Blessings activity unfair person, you accessed the net to have a look, now also some countless people scold Zhang Ye, Viewership Ratings affirmed forms the question mark.” “我估计也是,那集五福的活动太坑人了,你们上网看看,现在还有无数人骂张烨呢,收视率肯定得打问号。” „Right, again high not high 25%!” “对,再高也不会高过25%！” „25%? I thought that you said.” “25%？我觉得你都说多了。” ...... …… The dinner party of Director circle. 导演圈的一个饭局。 Li Ke and 89 Domestic famous Director sit one table together, chatted this matter. 栗柯和89个国内著名导演齐坐一桌,也聊起这件事。 „How many do you forecast?” “你们预测多少？” „27%.” “27%吧。” „I look at 25%, conservative.” “我看25%吧,保守点。” „55% almost.” “55差不多。” „Arrives 30%?” “到的了30%吗？” „Dangerous.” “悬。” „Has the difficulty, but is not impossible.” “有难度,但也不是不可能。” „If can 30%, that Zhang Ye on the true God!” “要是能到30%啊,那张烨就真神了！” ...... …… Some newspaper office. 某报社。 „Didn't have?” “还没好？” „Has not come out.” “没出来呢。” „Prepares, a Viewership Ratings column empties first, prepares the content, prepares to send a manuscript at any time!” “都准备好,收视率一栏先空出来,把内容准备好,随时准备发稿！” „, Chief Editor, what Viewership Ratings specification does that defer to write the content?” “呃,总编,那按照什么收视率的规格写内容？” „Twenty % write one, 30% write one, both kinds of preparation.” “20几%写一篇,30%写一篇,两手准备。” „If 40%?” “那如果40%呢？” „40%? Do you have a dream?” “40%？你做梦呢吧？” „Sweat, is.” “汗,也是。” „The spirit, is ready!” “都精神起来,做好准备！” ...... …… On weibo. 微博上。 „How many can arrive at?” “到底能到多少啊？” „Yes, this was also too slow! Hasn't come out?” “是啊,这也太慢了！还没出来啊？” „I also want to know that Zhang Ye can pull back on Spring Festival many common people!” “我也想知道张烨到底能把多少老百姓重新拉回到春晚上！” „Certainly has 40%!” “一定有40%！” „In building please awake.” “楼上请醒醒。” „Hahaha, 40% a little Blow fucking awesome, but 30% I Believe are possible.” “哈哈哈,40%有点吹-牛-逼了,但30%我相信是可能的。” „This pit goods, my incantation his Viewership Ratings to 20%! Remembers that Five Traps I to come air/Qi!” “这坑货,我咒他收视率到不了20%！想起那五坑我就来气呀！” „Pū, Zhang Ye also successfully with ‚collection Five Traps’ the activity has cheated my family's Viewership Ratings, best this male servant Viewership Ratings less than 10%, otherwise is difficult to solve my heart only to hate!” “噗,张烨也成功地用‘集五坑’的活动骗走了我家的收视率,最好这厮收视率不到10%,否则难解我心头只恨呀！” „Right! Incantation his Viewership Ratings creation history new low!” “没错！咒丫收视率创造历史新低！” „Antipode antipode! Zhang Ye always likes creating the historic record, this time opportunity also leaves him, please let the pit goods that this urges bad luck leave a stink for ten thousand years!” “对极对极！张烨一向爱创造历史记录,这次的机会也留给他吧,请让这倒霉催的坑货遗臭万年！” „Sincerely wishes the Spring Festival Viewership Ratings innovation to be again low!” “衷心祝愿春晚收视率再创新低！” „Sincerely wishes the Spring Festival Viewership Ratings innovation to be again low!” “衷心祝愿春晚收视率再创新低！” „Sincerely wishes the Spring Festival Viewership Ratings innovation to be again low!” “衷心祝愿春晚收视率再创新低！” One group of people chat create a disturbance. Inside a large part Zhang Ye fans, this fellows always anxious to stir up trouble, where has the liveliness, where has Zhang Ye troll army. time, online has also started a piece of forecast and discussion about Spring Festival Viewership Ratings. Regarding the finally result of spring festival gala this year's Zhang Ye directs, they too cared, wants to know that can have what kind of report card! 一帮人说说笑笑地起哄。里面很大一部分还是张烨的粉丝,这帮家伙向来唯恐天下不乱,哪里有热闹,哪里就有张烨的水军。一时间,网上也掀起了一片关于春晚收视率的预测和讨论。对于今年张烨执导的春节联欢晚会的最终成绩,他们都太关心了,都想知道能有一份怎样的成绩单！ Viewership Ratings draws a charge to near! 收视率出炉在即！ CCTV is anxious! 央视紧张！ The leaders are swayed by personal gains and losses! 领导患得患失！ The media waited for anxiously! 媒体焦急等待！ The people are eager to try! 民众跃跃欲试！ All people and other digit! 所有人都在等一个数字！ World Chinese and other result! 全球华人都在等一个结果！ ...... …… 12 : 00 pm. 中午12点。 Has not come out. 没出来。 1 : 00 pm. 下午一点。 Has not come out. 没出来。 2 : 00 pm. 下午两点。 Has not come out. 还是没出来。 Many people quick were insane! 好多人都快疯了！ „Fuck!” “我草！” „How to have?” “怎么还没有啊？” „Did not say that immediately comes out?” “不是说马上出来吗？” „Yes, this immediately how long?” “是啊,这都马上多久了？” „Why does statistical agency eat?” “统计机构干嘛吃的？” „Working efficiency was too bad!” “工作效率太差了啊！” ...... …… Statistical agency. 统计机构。 Unit office district. 单位办公区。 „Leadership, this” “领导,这” „Is impossible!” “不可能！” „But digital right!” “可是数字显示没错啊！” „Calculates again surveys! With two kinds of waveform space sections!” “再算测算一遍！用二类信号区域段！” „Good!” “好的！” When are not many. 不多时。 „Leadership, is this digit.” “领导,还是这个数字。” „Is impossible! Calculates again!” “不可能！再算！” „, Good!” “呃,好！” ! 一遍！ Two! 两遍！ Three! 三遍！ Calculates time and time again! 一次一次地计算！ Counts with various different ways time and time again! 一次一次地用各种不同方式统计！ The result that finally obtains is one, this made the statistical personnel in entire office district somewhat be scared, they look at that figure helplessly, thought that only then two possibilities, one was the machine was insane, all equipment collectives have made a mistake, second was they were insane, the people in their office were insane! 最终得到的结果都是一个,这让整个办公区的统计人员都有些吓傻了,他们手足无措地看着那个数字,觉得只有两个可能,一个是机器疯了,所有设备集体出错了,第二个是他们疯了,他们办公室的人都疯了！ How possible! 怎么可能！ This his mother is how possible! 这他妈怎么可能！ Several leaders also stayed there! 几个领导也呆在了那里！ All people in office are dumbfounded! 办公室的所有人都大眼瞪小眼！ After one minute, finally some people spoke. 一分钟后,终于有人说话了。 „Lead(er), leadership.” “领,领导。” „Um.” “嗯。” „Sends?” “发吗？” „Sends.” “发吧。” ...... …… Around 3 : 00 pm. 下午三点多。 CCTV. 央视。 One group of people sit there unbearably anxiously drink tea. 一帮人急不可耐地坐在那里喝茶。 Suddenly, is responsible for with counting staff of that side contact opens the door to run, „came out! Spring Festival Viewership Ratings came out!” 突然,负责跟统计那边联络的一个工作人员一把推开门跑进来,“出来了！春晚收视率出来了！” Ha Qiqi leaps one to run. 哈齐齐腾地一下跑上去。 All people stood! 所有人都站起来了！ „How many?” “多少？” „Said quickly!” “快说啊！” „To 30%?” “到30%了吗？” „To?” “到了吗？” That staff huff and puff saying: „You, your everybody one's own look! Heavens/Days!” 那工作人员呼哧带喘道:“您,您大家自己看吧！天啊！” Ha Qiqi leaves near, has snatched the Viewership Ratings form, lowers the head looked that immediately called, „I force to go! This” 哈齐齐离得近,一把抢过收视率表格,低头一看,当即就叫了起来,“我勒个去！这这” Zhang Zuo busy one brings, „shouted anything, I had a look at Fuck!” His hand trembles, links a paper not to assert with confidence unexpectedly, lets go! 张左忙一把拿来,“喊什么呀,我看看我草啊！”他手一哆嗦,竟然连一张纸都没拿稳,脱手而出！ The third person flushed, „many, I had a look at Shit! Shit! Shit!” 第三个人冲上来了,“到底多少啊,我看看一眼我靠！我靠！我靠！”