Zero point! 零点过了！ New year! 新的一年了！ On the street is the firecracker, the Spring Festival scene also a babel of voices. 街上都是鞭炮声,春晚现场也人声鼎沸。 Spring Festival is still continuing. 春晚还在继续。 program is still in progress. 节目还在进行。 Moment when Ning Lan and Huo Dongfang several Celebrity enter the stage hand in hand, instance when the song sings, world Chinese again burning with passion before television! 当宁兰、霍东方几个明星联袂出场的一刻,当歌曲唱响的瞬间,电视前的全球华人再一次热血沸腾！ «My China Heart»: 《我的中国心》: „Landscape only entangles in my dream.” “河山只在我梦萦。” „Motherland many years had not been intimate with.” “祖国已多年未亲近。” „No matter what cannot change.” “可是不管怎样也改变不了。” „My China Heart.” “我的中国心。” „Foreign-style clothing, although puts on the body.” “洋装虽然穿在身。” „My heart is still the China heart.” “我心依然是中国心。” „My ancestor already all my.” “我的祖先早已把我的一切。” „Irons the China seal.” “烙上中国印。” „Yangtze River! Great Wall! Huangshan! Yellow River!” “长江！长城！黄山！黄河！” „Weight thousand jin (0.5 kg) in my heart!” “在我心中重千斤！” „Regardless of, regardless of where!” “无论何时,无论何地！” „In heart same kisses!” “心中一样亲！” ...... …… Old Wu. 老吴家。 Wu Changhe pats the thigh saying: „Sang well!” 吴长河拍大腿道:“唱得好！” Li Qinqin said: „My China Heart? This song is good!” 李琴琴道:“我的中国心？这歌好！” Wu Mo is scared, „is Brother Zhang writes?” 吴默傻眼,“又是张哥写的？” ...... …… Grandma. 姥姥家。 Three younger sisters clap the hands and shout praise, „my brother is my brother!” 三妹妹拍手叫好,“我哥就是我哥啊！” The big younger sister also exclaims: „After I also thought zero point program to go through the motions, earnestly will not be careful, unexpectedly also had such attractive program? The program quality so is high!” 大妹妹也惊叹道:“我还以为零点后的节目都是走过场了,不会那么认真仔细了,居然还有这么好看的节目？节目质量还这么高啊！” Father is proud: „Your cousins work are not always careless, so long as has done, he will achieve well, Little Ye this point along with me.” 老爸自豪道:“你们表哥做事从来都不马虎,只要做了,他就会做到最好,小烨这一点随我。” Mother roll one's eyes, „on the side of you, that is along with me!” 老妈翻白眼,“你一边去,那是随我！” Father is speechless, „the temper of your careless eye, has any relations with you.” 老爸无语,“你那马虎眼的性子,跟你有什么关系。” Mother stares, „who was careless eye? Whom did you say?” 老妈瞪眼,“谁马虎眼了？你说谁啊？” Grandma hurries to block, „good was good, big new year's celebration quarrelled any frame, I spoke the sentence just words, Little Ye actually along with me.” 姥姥赶紧拦住,“行了行了,大过年的吵什么架,我说句公道话吧,小烨啊其实随我。” The people smiled to spurt! 众人都笑喷了！ ...... …… This is doomed is always remembered evening for a lifetime, especially places the Spring Festival audience is the mood rushes, they clear awareness, this they have witnessed what kind of spring festival gala in the evening! 这注定是一个将被人铭记一辈子的晚上,尤其身处春晚现场的观众更是心情澎湃,他们都清楚的知道,这个晚上他们到底见证了一场怎么样的春节晚会！ promotional film before beginning, beginning, center-section, backstage, next to last act. 无论是开场前的宣传片,开场,中段,后场,压轴。 Also or is the stage constructs, light, Special Effect, clothing. 又或者是舞台构建,灯光,特效,服装。 From beginning to end shocking peerless! 从头到尾都惊艳绝伦！ From beginning to end is above the imagination! 从头到尾都超乎想象！ Unprecedented, latter does not have future appraisal to use in many place perhaps is inappropriate, because unprecedented said fortunately, but can also come to contrast, but, will not have the future that is the future matter, the present person cannot see, however, in many will of the people actually has sent at this moment out after this Spring Festival „will not have the future” appraisal, will not be they are not rigorous, will not be they experiences short, but will be they cannot imagine , will one year of future have Spring Festival to be able and this year's Zhang Ye Spring Festival places on a par? 前无古人,后无来者这句评价用在很多地方或许都不合适,因为前无古人还好说,还可以来一个一个地对比,但是后无来者那是未来的事,现在的人根本看不见,然而此时此刻,很多人心里却都对这一届的春晚发出了“后无来者”的评价,不是他们不严谨,也不是他们见识短,而是他们真的想象不到,未来的某一年还会有一届春晚能和今年张烨的春晚相提并论？ Cannot think! 想不到！ Could not think really! 真的想不到了！ If there is such one year, in the future that Spring Festival Chief Director, perhaps also will be Zhang Ye! 如果真的有那么一年的话,将来那一届春晚的总导演,或许也是张烨！ Audience so. 现场观众如此。 The audience before television similarly had also always remembered this evening, participates in the person of Five Blessings war particularly, will be will not forget that for a lifetime this night that will make the person clench jaws! 电视机前的观众也同样铭记了这个晚上,尤其是参与五福大战的人,更是一辈子都不会忘记这个让人咬牙切齿的夜晚！ ...... …… On television. 电视上。 Host Yan Mei hits advertisement, „now, I must announce that an exciting good news, collection Five Blessings wins the activity of red package to cut off, the cash red package has provided, the collection complete Five Blessings audiences can select to operate your wallet, is pleasantly surprised is waiting for you.” 主持人闫梅打起广告,“现在,我要宣布一个让人振奋的好消息,集五福赢红包的活动已经截止,现金红包已经发放,集齐五福的观众们可以点开你的一付通钱包,惊喜正在等着你。” Inspired? 振奋？ Pleasantly surprised? 惊喜？ Ha Ha, was already waiting! 哈哈,早就等着了！ The outside exploded! 外界炸了！ Takes the take action machine including Spring Festival countless people! 连春晚现场都无数人拿出手机！ „Came!” “来了来了！” „Cut off!” “截止了！” „Ha Ha, gives the red package!” “哈哈,发红包喽！” „My 200 million!” “我的两亿啊！” „In a big hurry quick!” “快快快！” „To account?” “到账了吗？” „, Arrived!” “啊,已经到了！” „Some how many?” “有多少啊？” „Well?” “咦？” „This, is this?” “这,这是？” ...... …… Main control room. 主控室。 Zhang Ye heard that the word look twinkle keeps. 张烨闻言眼神闪烁不停。 Ha Qiqi asked in side, „how Leader Zhang?” 哈齐齐在旁边问,“咋了张导？” Zhang Ye coughs, „, all right.” 张烨咳嗽一声,“咳咳,没事。” Five Traps came! 五坑来了！ Finally must come! 终于还是要来了！ ...... …… At this time. 此时。 When the collection complete Five Blessings person opens a moment of wallet, one is one, deep has been shocked, the eyeball stared round! 当集齐五福的人打开一付通钱包的一刻,有一个算一个,都被深深的惊呆了,眼珠子都瞪圆了！ My pleasantly surprised your younger sister! 我惊喜你妹啊！ I rouse your younger sister! 我振奋你妹啊！ „What is this? What gadget is this?” “这是啥？这是啥玩意儿？” „220?” “220？” „I also 220!” “我也220！” „I also Fuck!” “我也是啊我草！” „I go to your younger sister, reaching an agreement 200 million!” “我去你妹啊,说好的两个亿呢！” „I, my his mother with great difficulty collection complete Five Blessings I!” “我,我他妈好不容易集齐的五福啊我！” „My 200 million where?” “我的两个亿在哪儿？” „Was divided equally? This also equal division were too many!” “都被平分了？这也平分的太多了啊！” „Spring Festival program group his mother in finally has sent many professional luck!” “春晚节目组到底他娘在最后的时候发了多少敬业福啊！” „My God!” “买噶的！” „Zhang Ye! You come out to me!” “张烨！你给我出来！” „Cries! My collection one month! Makes 220? My net fee electrical bill is insufficient!” “哭！我集了一个月啊！就弄来220？我网费电费都不够啊！” „Whose idea is this? Whose idea is this?” “这是谁的主意啊？这是谁的主意？” „This advertisement is the Zhang Ye plan!” “这广告是张烨策划的！” „I know that this pit goods do not have the peaceful good intention!” “我就知道这坑货没安好心啊！” „220? I want dead!” “220？我想死！” „Pū! Zhang Ye on his mother is Great Swindler!” “噗！张烨就他妈是一个大忽悠啊！” „Right, develops with his Sketch is the same!” “对,跟他小品演的一样！” „This goods our pits! Aaahhhhh! I must bite!” “这货把我们所有人都坑了啊！啊啊啊啊！我要咬人！” „This is in history the biggest fraud!” “这是史上最大的骗局啊！” „Hahahahaha! Whoops laughed at me! I know, the plan that Zhang Ye designs, one does not have any good matter certainly! Look!” “哈哈哈哈哈哈！哎呦笑死我了！我就知道,张烨设计出来的策划,一准没什么好事儿！看吧！” „This goods are make us look at Spring Festival to brush Five Blessings, gives him to contribute Viewership Ratings!” “这货就是让咱们看春晚刷五福,给他贡献收视率的啊！” „Plot! Big plot!” “阴谋啊！大阴谋啊！” „Zhang Ye your bad has oozed pus you!” “张烨你坏的流脓了你！” „Hurries to turn off the television! Do not give him to contribute Viewership Ratings!” “赶紧关电视！别给他贡献收视率了！” „Also closes anything, Spring Festival ended immediately, this contribution early contributed!” “还关什么啊,春晚马上就完了,该贡献的早都贡献了！” „Aaaaaaaahhhh！ irritates me!” “啊啊啊啊啊啊！气死我啦！” After people then , after knowing, thinks. 众人这才后知后觉。 ...... …… Backstage. 后台。 Neat had the staff also collection of Director group Five Blessings, then secretly opened the wallet to look, immediately two one black, nearly fainted! 有导演组的工作人员也集齐了五福,这下偷偷翻开钱包一看,顿时两眼一黑,险些晕倒过去！ 220 Yuan? 220元？ Several people of lu the sleeve is almost looking for the Zhang Ye theory! 几人差点撸着袖子去找张烨理论！ Must be so few! 要不要这么少啊！ Must such pit! 要不要这么坑啊！ Our collection dozens Heavens/Days! 我们集了几十天啊！ We have spent several hundred standard electricity! 我们费了几百格电啊！ This? 就这个啊？ ...... …… Old Rao. 老饶家。 Rao Aimin cursed angrily, „Zhang Ye your Uncle!” 饶爱敏怒骂,“张烨你大爷！” Chenchen was also mad ignorant, „aunt! Zhang Ye he, he did not have the big human appearance!” 辰辰也气懵了,“大姨！张烨他,他也太没有大人样了啊！” Rao Aimin cold sound track: „Gives me 220? Ok! Chenchen, opens the door Zhang Ye studio, has a look has valuable any to Old lady to take carry back!” 饶爱敏冷声道:“给我220是吧？行！辰辰,开门去张烨工作室,看看有什么值钱的给老娘拿回来！” ...... …… Netizen short of breath! 网友气急！ Innumerable popularity cry! 无数人气哭！ Armies of one group of spontaneous organizations called to throw immediately, places were shouting the slogan! 一伙自发组织的大军立即嗷嗷叫地扑了上来,一声声地喊着口号！ „Crusades against Zhang Ye!” “讨伐张烨！” „Crusades against Zhang Ye!” “讨伐张烨！” „Also my 200 million!” “还我两亿！” „Also my 200 million!” “还我两亿！” „Zhang Ye your younger sister!” “张烨你妹！” „Zhang Ye your younger sister!” “张烨你妹！” Does not have collection complete Five Blessings in motherfucker. 没集齐五福的在骂娘。 Collection complete Five Blessings person also in motherfucker. 集齐五福的人也在骂娘。 The people hate the tooth to be itchy simply, does not bring this, does not bring such to cheat! 众人简直恨得牙痒痒,不带这样的,不带这么坑人的呀！ In a flash, the named «Zhang Ye Your younger sister» posts and Weibo were brushed completely the nation, expressed innermost feelings that 100,000 heads by this damn! 转瞬间,一篇篇名为《张烨你妹》的帖子和微薄被刷满了全国,以此来表达内心那100000头草泥马！ ...... …… But at this time, Spring Festival must finish finally. 而这时候,春晚终于要结束了。 On the television resounded Music, Zhang Xia took the lead go on stage. 电视上响起了音乐,张霞带头登场。 Behind, all this year's Spring Festival participating performance came out, the entire stage has stood the actor and Host. Before «Sales Swindling(crutch)» is new year 0 : 00 last next to last act program, but below song, is on this Spring Festival next to last act program Zhang Ye that Earth Spring Festival necessary program «Tonight is Unforgettable»! 后面,所有今年春晚的参演者都一个个出来了,整个舞台站满了演员、主持人。《卖拐》是新年零点前的最后一个压轴节目,而下面这首歌,则是这场春晚的压轴节目张烨那个地球上春晚必备曲目《难忘今宵》！ „Tonight is Unforgettable, Tonight is Unforgettable.” “难忘今宵,难忘今宵。” „Regardless of horizon and cape.” “无论天涯与海角。” „Divine land ten thousand li (0.5km) with embracing.” “神州万里同怀抱。” „Altogether wishes the motherland to be good, motherland is good.” “共祝愿祖国好,祖国好。” „Farewell tonight, farewell tonight.” “告别今宵,告别今宵。” „Regardless of new friend and old friend.” “无论新友与故交。” „In the spring of next year comes to invite again.” “明年春来再相邀。” „Mountain , the person is not old, the person is not old.” “青山在,人未老,人未老。” „Mountain , the person is not old.” “青山在,人未老。” „Mountain , the person is not old.” “青山在,人未老。” „Altogether wishes, the motherland is good.” “共祝愿,祖国好。” „Altogether wishes, the motherland is good.” “共祝愿,祖国好。” The song is moving! 歌曲动人！ The singing sound winds around! 歌声缭绕！ This year's Spring Festival drops the curtain finally! 今年的春晚终于落下帷幕！ ...... …… Before the television. 电视前。 Many people have mixed feelings! 很多人心情复杂极了！ Some people acclaimed. 有人赞叹。 Some people applaud. 有人叫好。 Some people admire. 有人佩服。 Some person and the family member discussed beforehand program. 有人和家人讨论之前的节目。 An important goods person in cursed Zhang Ye wicked, was shocked by this year's Spring Festival, by the skill shock of Zhang Ye, was smiled also to go bad by Zhang Ye Sketch, finally no one has thought that this goods too bad, final final, has given the pit all people! 还有一大帮人则在大骂张烨缺德,本来还被今年的春晚惊呆了呢,本来还被张烨的本事震惊了呢,本来还被张烨的小品笑坏了呢,结果谁也没想到,这货太损了,最后的最后,把所有人都给坑了！ Especially finally this song, this group of people more listen more to satirize, more listens to pissed off! 尤其最后这一首歌,这帮人越听越讽刺,越听越生气呀！ «Tonight is Unforgettable»? 《难忘今宵》？ Yes! 是啊！ This real his mother is Tonight is Unforgettable! 这真他妈是难忘今宵啊！ Five Blessings? 五福？ This is Five Traps! 这就是五坑啊！ Also his mother is five day pits!!! 还他娘是五个天坑啊！！！