Somehousehold.
某户。Whole familyfour generations in one household.
一家人四世同堂。„Grandpa, Spring Festivalis too attractivethis year.”
“爷爷,今年春晚太好看了。”„ThisCrosstalkis really good.”
“这相声真不错。”„Yes, is really funny.”
“是啊,真好笑。”„This year'sSpring Festival, finallyhadmeto look at the feeling of Spring Festivalin childhood.”
“今年的春晚,总算有了我小时候看春晚的感觉了。”„, Sketchcame.”
“哇,小品又来了。”„Is thissecondSketch?”
“这是第二个小品吧?”„FirstSketchgets uptoohigh, secondwas not goodto develop.”
“第一个小品起得太高,第二个不好演了吧。”„Yes, «Want To Dance Then Dance»thatSketchis really good.”
“是啊,《想跳就跳》那小品真不错。”„Do not chat, hurriesto look.”
“别聊了,赶紧看吧。”
......
……Ontelevision.
电视上。
The platformhas built.
台子已经搭好。TwoSketch Actorcame out.
两个小品演员出来了。Manypeople before televisionactuallyat hearthad the question, the «Want To Dance Then Dance»suchshockingworkare placedonfirstSketchunexpectedly, was this littleuses a talented person in an insignificant position? AtthisSketchquality, can definitely the next to last act, placesfirstit, shockingwasshocking, butfollowing did Sketchalsodevelop? Everybodyis difficultsleeps to contrast, iffollowingSketcha littlewere inferiorslightlythat the effectwill be soft?
电视前的很多人其实心里都有疑问,《想跳就跳》这么惊艳的作品竟然被放在了第一个小品上,这是不是有点大材小用了?以这部小品的质量,完全可以压轴的啊,把它放在第一个,惊艳是惊艳了,可是后面的小品还怎么演?大家难眠会对比的啊,如果后面的小品稍微有一点不如,效果都会软下来吧?
Does Zhang Yethink?张烨怎么想的?Is it possible thathehas confidence, followingSketchcompared withfrontgood?
莫非他有把握,后面的小品比前面的还好?Is impossible?
不可能吧?
But when Sketchdevelops, peopletook!
可是当小品一演,众人就都服了!
......
……Sketchname: «The Protagonist And The Supporting Role».小品名:《主角与配角》。Leadactor: Gao Hong.
主角饰演者:高鸿。Supporting roleactor: Qian Hao.
配角饰演者:钱豪。Gao Hongheavy features.高鸿浓眉大眼。Qian Haosharpmouthbald person.钱豪尖嘴秃顶。TheyareDomesticfamousSketch Actor, but before , littlehas actually teamed up, is not a team, butthesetimewas put togetheronebyZhang YethisChief Directorunexpectedly, on a stationtoward the stage, theyburst out the thickhappyfeeling, making the audiencehappy.
俩人都是国内著名的小品演员,但是以前却很少搭档过,不是一个团队的,但这一次竟然被张烨这个总导演拼到了一起,往台上一站,俩人就迸发出了浓浓的喜感,让观众乐了出来。Qian Hao: „It is not right!”钱豪:“不对吧!”Gao Hong: „Whatisn't right?”高鸿:“什么不对啊?”Qian Hao: „Thisclothingis notmy.”钱豪:“这服装不是我的。”Gao Hong: „Isyour.”高鸿:“是你的。”Qian Hao: „Youdefinitelytookmistakenly, Ihad a look atyouto put on.”钱豪:“你肯定拿错了吧,我看看你穿的。”Gao Hong: „Do not look! Thisisyour, you is a rebel.”高鸿:“你别看!这个是你的,你是叛徒。”Qian Hao: „Am I a rebel?! Whichplay?”钱豪:“我是叛徒?!哪部戏?”Gao Hong: „Onthisplay.”高鸿:“就这个戏。”Qian Hao: „, This, did thisIrevolt?”钱豪:“啊,这回,这回我又叛变了?”Also?
又?Audiences: „Hahahahaha!”
观众:“哈哈哈哈哈!”Behind.
后面。High: „Youremembersurely! So long asIpull out the spear|gunto lift the handyouto drop down.”
高:“你千万记得啊!只要我掏出枪来一抬手你就倒下。”Money: „Why?”
钱:“为什么?”High: „Thisexpressedmymarksmanship!”
高:“这表示我的枪法准啊!”Money: „Ok.”
钱:“可以啊。”High: „Em, isyoudirectshereto comedevil?”
高:“恩,是你把鬼子引到这儿来的?”Money: „CaptainHuangJunsaidmakesyouhand over the spear|gunsurrender......”
钱:“队长黄军说了让你交枪投降……”High: „Shut up! Daydreams, yourthisrebel, Irepresented the people's representativegovernmentIto shoot dead......”
高:“住口!白日做梦,你这个叛徒,我代表人民代表政府我枪毙了……”Gao Hongturned headto find the person, Qian Haohas dropped down, „yeah! People? People!”高鸿回头一找人,钱豪已经倒下了,“哎!人呐?人呐!”Qian Haosits: „Here.”钱豪坐起来:“这儿呐。”High: „How haven't Ihityoubut actually?”
高:“我还没打你怎么就倒了?”Money: „Yeah! Thiswas notyousays? So long aspulled out the spear|gunto lifthandIto drop down?”
钱:“哎!这不是你说的吗?只要掏出枪了一抬手我就倒下吗?”High: „Ihave not opened fire!”
高:“那我还没开枪呢!”Money: „Ohthisdoes not appearyourmarksmanship!”
钱:“哎哟这不显得你枪法准吗!”Qian Haothissupporting roleplaystreasureto snatch the playtime and time again, the audiencehas smiledinsanely!钱豪这个配角一次又一次耍宝抢戏,观众已经笑疯了!„Whoops!”
“哎呦!”„It is not goodis not good!”
“不行了不行了!”„Hahahahaha!”
“哈哈哈哈哈!”„Smiles!”
“笑死!”„Bellyhurts!”
“肚子疼啊!”„Your younger sister! Toohis motherteased!”
“你妹!太他妈逗了!”„Thisalsoteasescompared withfirstSketch!”
“这比第一个小品还逗啊!”„Shit, originallySketchtrump card here!”
“我靠,原来小品的杀手锏在这儿呢啊!”„Mustsuchcomedy!”
“要不要这么搞笑啊!”„Was too splendid! Oneseconddoes not hateto move the eye!”
“太精彩了!一秒钟都舍不得挪眼啊!”„Ihave smiledto hoodwink!”
“我已经笑蒙了!”„Hahahaha!”
“哈哈哈哈!”
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……Main control room.
主控室。
The Zhang Yeair/Qicalms downidly.张烨气定神闲。Chen PeisiZhu Shimao'sSketchalsotookbyhim, thisSketch was also onhisEarthlong agoonSpring Festival one of the most classicalSketch, placescanbe obsoletenow? Zhang Yecarefullyhas also thought that has studied, afterwardhediscoverednot, thereforeused. In the actorselectsonhas the difficultyvery much, the «Want To Dance Then Dance»actorsaidfortunatelythatAunt Ciand are very appropriateincludingUncle, butlooks likeZhu ShimaoandChen Peisithisindividual styleintenseactor, could not discoversecond, Zhang Yeone's owncould not develop, Zhu Shimao? Doesn't hehavethatstyle, Chen Peisi? Hedoes not havethatdreadfulness. ThereforeZhang Ye can only find the persononhardly.
陈佩斯朱时茂的小品也被他拿出来了,这个小品也是他那个地球上早年间春晚上最经典的小品之一,放在现在会不会过时?张烨也仔细想过,研究过,后来他发现并不会,于是就用了。只是在演员甄选上很有难度,《想跳就跳》的演员还好说,慈阿姨和连大爷都挺贴切的,但是像朱时茂和陈佩斯这种个人风格强烈的演员,真的是找不出第二个了,张烨自己也演不了,朱时茂?他没那个气派,陈佩斯?他也没那个猥琐。所以张烨只能找人硬上了。FinallywasGao HongandQian HaotwoSketch Actorentered the Zhang Yeeye.
最后是高鸿和钱豪两个小品演员入了张烨的眼。UnderZhang Yerepeateddirectingandwearing, thisfamous«The Protagonist And The Supporting Role»finallyandeverybodymetinthisworld.
在张烨反复的执导和磨合下,这部大名鼎鼎的《主角与配角》终于在这个世界和大家见了面。Looks at the sceneecho?
看现场反响?Good that goes against heaven's willsimply!
简直逆天的好!
......
……Sketchfinished.小品结束。
The audiencesare still laughing.
观众还在大笑。Nextstringfieldprogramalsocame, isdanceprogram.
下一个串场节目也来了,是个舞蹈节目。Manyaudienceslookedthatknowsthisisexcessivelyprogram, just after thatsplendidCrosstalkSketchhad finished, certainlymustpress the mood, moreoverprogram of danceclass, frontseveral are extremely really shocking, «Feitian», «Thousand Hand Goddess of Mercy», is one by one astonishing, everybodywantsto come, the followingdancewill jumpwellalsoto be again overshadowed.
很多观众一看,就知道这是个过度节目,刚刚那么精彩的相声小品结束后,肯定要压一压情绪,而且舞蹈类的节目,前面的几个实在太过惊艳,《飞天》,《千手观音》,一个比一个惊人啊,大家想来,后面的舞蹈跳得再好也会黯然失色吧。«Bird of Love»?
《雀之恋》?Whatghost is this?
这是什么鬼?Butthistime, theymade a mistake!
可是这一次,他们又错了!Andis completely mistaken!
而且是大错特错!
......
……When the stageis dark.
当舞台暗下来。When a man and a womantwodancersdanced the dancewithhand, images of Dukemothertwopeacockssimplyvividlyon!
当一男一女两位舞者用手跳起了舞蹈,一公一母两只孔雀的形象简直跃然而上!Manner!
神态!Movement!
动作!Physique!
身姿!Lifelike!
都活灵活现!
The audienceslook at the holding breathone breath!
观众看得倒吸一口气!
The flawlessness of stagematching, the backgroundpoetic sentiment of bluetoneis also full, moonfrom the backdropmovementto the arccurtain, brought the greatly strengthenedvisualfeelingslowly, the butterflydanced in the airin the canebreak, granuleSpecial Effecthad the haloto raiseslowly, providesonly the beautifulenvironmentthusto set offDouble Sparrowmost beautifulloveenvironment.
舞台也搭配的天衣无缝,蓝色调的背景诗意十足,月亮从天幕缓缓运动到弧幕,带来了极强的视觉感受,蝴蝶在竹丛中飞舞,粒子特效带着光晕徐徐升起,营造出唯美的环境从而陪衬出双雀最美的恋爱环境。Along with the development of Double Sparrowsentiment, the dancedeductionachieveshigh-tide!
随着双雀感情的发展,舞蹈演绎达到高-潮!When the Dukebirdlies downfinally, the femalebirdfans the both arms, behind the entirestagein a flashblooms the moment of peacockspreading the tailpicture, allpersononefacesshock!
当最后公雀躺下,母雀扇动双臂,整个舞台后面都一瞬间绽放出孔雀开屏画面的一刻,所有人都一脸震撼!beautiful!
美!beautifultoextreme!
美到了极致!beautifultoeachcell!
美到了每一个细胞!beautifultogap between teethin!
美到了牙缝里!Scream!
尖叫!Applause!
掌声!Allaudiencesspare no effortdeliver the praise and exclamation of one's own!
所有观众都不遗余力地送上自己的赞美和惊叹!„Master!”
“大师啊!”„Iknew that thisfemale, ChangHua, over 40 years old is, the Domesticmost renowneddancer, internationallywon the awardin the past, afterwarddoes not know that to have gone how into seclusion, settles down in the overseas.”
“我认识这女的,常嬅,40多岁了,当年国内最著名的舞蹈家,在国际上都拿过大奖的,后来不知怎么就隐退了,定居国外。”„IsChangHua?”
“是常嬅?”„Shit, Ialsoknowher!”
“我靠,我也知道她啊!”„Thishis motherisMaster!”
“这他妈才是大师!”„Thispurelyisindividualstrength!”
“这纯粹是个人实力啊!”„Artisticornamentalwas good!”
“艺术性观赏性太棒了!”„The Zhang Yeskillis really big, gaveto invitefrom the overseasoftenMaster?”
“张烨本事真大啊,把常大师都给从海外请回来了?”„Thisdance, shocks everybodysimply!”
“这舞蹈,简直惊世骇俗!”„ChangHuaisdeductsanimalto become famous, thisdance, no onecan jumpexcept forher!”
“常嬅就是演绎动物出名的,这舞蹈,除了她谁也跳不了啊!”„Choreographs a dancewellalso!”
“编舞也好!”„Zhang Yerealhis motherhas the talent!”
“张烨真他妈有才啊!”„Yes, thatpeacockspreads the tailfinally, brightblindlyI!”
“是啊,最后那一孔雀开屏,亮瞎我了!”„I am also, at that momentbloodlinesspurtto open!”
“我也是,那一刻血脉喷张!”„Well, Ihave an issue.”
“咦,我有个问题。”„Whatissue?”
“什么问题?”„Doesn't femalepeacockspread the tailprobably?”
“母孔雀好像不开屏吧?”
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……Main control room.
主控室。Zhang Yeoverseedirection.张烨坐镇指挥。Aboutissue that the femalepeacockcanspread the tail, in the pastonZhang YethatEarth, after Yang Liping and partnerjumpedthisHeaven-shaking, Earth-shattering«Bird of Love», bymajority of the peopleridiculehalf of the day.
关于母孔雀能不能开屏的问题,当年在张烨那个地球上,杨丽萍和搭档跳完这支惊天动地的《雀之恋》后,也被广大人民吐槽了半天。BecauseoftenhuaMasteris a lead, thereforethisestablishesZhang Yehas not changed, finally the climax of thisspreading the tail, heleftChangHua, getting up that only thensheholds, herpartnerhas also missedseveralpoints of crucial moment. As forquestionable point that the femalepeacockcanspread the tail, Zhang Yealsohashisexplanation.
因为常嬅大师是主角,所以这个设定张烨并没有变,最后这个开屏的重头戏,他还是留给了常嬅,只有她托的起来,她的搭档还差了几分火候。至于母孔雀能不能开屏的疑点,张烨也有他的解释。Thisexplanationis:
这个解释就是:Othersspread the tail, youmanage!
人家就开屏了,你管的着吗!Humanthese manyextraordinary, you cannot otherspeacockalsoleaveone!?
人类这么多奇葩,你还不许人家孔雀界也出一只!?
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……programone after another.节目一场接一场。Was getting more and more neartozeropoint.
离零点越来越近了。
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