IRAS :: Volume #14

#1345: Spring Festival reaches the last act!


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Some household. 某户。 Whole family four generations in one household. 一家人四世同堂。 Grandpa, Spring Festival is too attractive this year.” 爷爷,今年春晚太好看了。” This Crosstalk is really good.” “这相声真不错。” Yes, is really funny.” “是啊,真好笑。” This year's Spring Festival, finally had me to look at the feeling of Spring Festival in childhood.” “今年的春晚,总算有了我小时候看春晚的感觉了。” „, Sketch came.” “哇,小品又来了。” „Is this second Sketch?” “这是第二个小品吧?” First Sketch gets up too high, second was not good to develop.” “第一个小品起得太高,第二个不好演了吧。” Yes, «Want To Dance Then Dance» that Sketch is really good.” “是啊,《想跳就跳》那小品真不错。” Do not chat, hurries to look.” “别聊了,赶紧看吧。” ...... …… On television. 电视上。 The platform has built. 台子已经搭好。 Two Sketch Actor came out. 两个小品演员出来了。 Many people before television actually at heart had the question, the «Want To Dance Then Dance» such shocking work are placed on first Sketch unexpectedly, was this little uses a talented person in an insignificant position? At this Sketch quality, can definitely the next to last act, places first it, shocking was shocking, but following did Sketch also develop? Everybody is difficult sleeps to contrast, if following Sketch a little were inferior slightly that the effect will be soft? 电视前的很多人其实心里都有疑问,《想跳就跳》这么惊艳的作品竟然被放在了第一个小品上,这是不是有点大材小用了?以这部小品的质量,完全可以压轴的啊,把它放在第一个,惊艳是惊艳了,可是后面的小品还怎么演?大家难眠会对比的啊,如果后面的小品稍微有一点不如,效果都会软下来吧? Does Zhang Ye think? 张烨怎么想的? Is it possible that he has confidence, following Sketch compared with front good? 莫非他有把握,后面的小品比前面的还好? Is impossible? 不可能吧? But when Sketch develops, people took! 可是当小品一演,众人就都服了! ...... …… Sketch name: «The Protagonist And The Supporting Role». 小品名:《主角与配角》。 Lead actor: Gao Hong. 主角饰演者:高鸿 Supporting role actor: Qian Hao. 配角饰演者:钱豪 Gao Hong heavy features. 高鸿浓眉大眼。 Qian Hao sharp mouth bald person. 钱豪尖嘴秃顶。 They are Domestic famous Sketch Actor, but before , little has actually teamed up, is not a team, but these time was put together one by Zhang Ye this Chief Director unexpectedly, on a station toward the stage, they burst out the thick happy feeling, making the audience happy. 俩人都是国内著名的小品演员,但是以前却很少搭档过,不是一个团队的,但这一次竟然被张烨这个总导演拼到了一起,往台上一站,俩人就迸发出了浓浓的喜感,让观众乐了出来。 Qian Hao: „It is not right!” 钱豪:“不对吧!” Gao Hong: What isn't right?” 高鸿:“什么不对啊?” Qian Hao: This clothing is not my.” 钱豪:“这服装不是我的。” Gao Hong: Is your.” 高鸿:“是你的。” Qian Hao: You definitely took mistakenly, I had a look at you to put on.” 钱豪:“你肯定拿错了吧,我看看你穿的。” Gao Hong: Do not look! This is your, you is a rebel.” 高鸿:“你别看!这个是你的,你是叛徒。” Qian Hao: „Am I a rebel?! Which play?” 钱豪:“我是叛徒?!哪部戏?” Gao Hong: On this play.” 高鸿:“就这个戏。” Qian Hao: „, This, did this I revolt?” 钱豪:“啊,这回,这回我又叛变了?” Also? 又? Audiences: Hahahahaha!” 观众:“哈哈哈哈哈!” Behind. 后面。 High: You remember surely! So long as I pull out the spear|gun to lift the hand you to drop down.” 高:“你千万记得啊!只要我掏出枪来一抬手你就倒下。” Money: Why?” 钱:“为什么?” High: This expressed my marksmanship!” 高:“这表示我的枪法准啊!” Money: Ok.” 钱:“可以啊。” High: Em, is you directs here to come devil?” 高:“恩,是你把鬼子引到这儿来的?” Money: Captain Huang Jun said makes you hand over the spear|gun surrender......” 钱:“队长黄军说了让你交枪投降……” High: Shut up! Daydreams, your this rebel, I represented the people's representative government I to shoot dead......” 高:“住口!白日做梦,你这个叛徒,我代表人民代表政府我枪毙了……” Gao Hong turned head to find the person, Qian Hao has dropped down, yeah! People? People!” 高鸿回头一找人,钱豪已经倒下了,“哎!人呐?人呐!” Qian Hao sits: Here.” 钱豪坐起来:“这儿呐。” High: How haven't I hit you but actually?” 高:“我还没打你怎么就倒了?” Money: Yeah! This was not you says? So long as pulled out the spear|gun to lift hand I to drop down?” 钱:“哎!这不是你说的吗?只要掏出枪了一抬手我就倒下吗?” High: I have not opened fire!” 高:“那我还没开枪呢!” Money: Oh this does not appear your marksmanship!” 钱:“哎哟这不显得你枪法准吗!” Qian Hao this supporting role plays treasure to snatch the play time and time again, the audience has smiled insanely! 钱豪这个配角一次又一次耍宝抢戏,观众已经笑疯了! Whoops!” “哎呦!” „It is not good is not good!” “不行了不行了!” Hahahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈哈!” Smiles!” “笑死!” Belly hurts!” “肚子疼啊!” Your younger sister! Too his mother teased!” “你妹!太他妈逗了!” This also teases compared with first Sketch!” “这比第一个小品还逗啊!” Shit, originally Sketch trump card here!” 我靠,原来小品杀手锏在这儿呢啊!” Must such comedy!” “要不要这么搞笑啊!” Was too splendid! One second does not hate to move the eye!” “太精彩了!一秒钟都舍不得挪眼啊!” I have smiled to hoodwink!” “我已经笑蒙了!” Hahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈!” ...... …… Main control room. 主控室。 The Zhang Ye air/Qi calms down idly. 张烨气定神闲。 Chen Peisi Zhu Shimao's Sketch also took by him, this Sketch was also on his Earth long ago on Spring Festival one of the most classical Sketch, places can be obsolete now? Zhang Ye carefully has also thought that has studied, afterward he discovered not, therefore used. In the actor selects on has the difficulty very much, the «Want To Dance Then Dance» actor said fortunately that Aunt Ci and are very appropriate including Uncle, but looks like Zhu Shimao and Chen Peisi this individual style intense actor, could not discover second, Zhang Ye one's own could not develop, Zhu Shimao? Doesn't he have that style, Chen Peisi? He does not have that dreadfulness. Therefore Zhang Ye can only find the person on hardly. 陈佩斯朱时茂的小品也被他拿出来了,这个小品也是他那个地球上早年间春晚上最经典的小品之一,放在现在会不会过时?张烨也仔细想过,研究过,后来他发现并不会,于是就用了。只是在演员甄选上很有难度,《想跳就跳》的演员还好说,慈阿姨和连大爷都挺贴切的,但是像朱时茂和陈佩斯这种个人风格强烈的演员,真的是找不出第二个了,张烨自己也演不了,朱时茂?他没那个气派,陈佩斯?他也没那个猥琐。所以张烨只能找人硬上了。 Finally was Gao Hong and Qian Hao two Sketch Actor entered the Zhang Ye eye. 最后是高鸿钱豪两个小品演员入了张烨的眼。 Under Zhang Ye repeated directing and wearing, this famous «The Protagonist And The Supporting Role» finally and everybody met in this world. 张烨反复的执导和磨合下,这部大名鼎鼎的《主角与配角》终于在这个世界和大家见了面。 Looks at the scene echo? 看现场反响? Good that goes against heaven's will simply! 简直逆天的好! ...... …… Sketch finished. 小品结束。 The audiences are still laughing. 观众还在大笑。 Next string field program also came, is dance program. 下一个串场节目也来了,是个舞蹈节目 Many audiences looked that knows this is excessively program, just after that splendid Crosstalk Sketch had finished, certainly must press the mood, moreover program of dance class, front several are extremely really shocking, «Feitian», «Thousand Hand Goddess of Mercy», is one by one astonishing, everybody wants to come, the following dance will jump well also to be again overshadowed. 很多观众一看,就知道这是个过度节目,刚刚那么精彩的相声小品结束后,肯定要压一压情绪,而且舞蹈类的节目,前面的几个实在太过惊艳,《飞天》,《千手观音》,一个比一个惊人啊,大家想来,后面的舞蹈跳得再好也会黯然失色吧。 «Bird of Love»? 雀之恋》? What ghost is this? 这是什么鬼? But this time, they made a mistake! 可是这一次,他们又错了! And is completely mistaken! 而且是大错特错! ...... …… When the stage is dark. 当舞台暗下来。 When a man and a woman two dancers danced the dance with hand, images of Duke mother two peacocks simply vividly on! 当一男一女两位舞者用手跳起了舞蹈,一公一母两只孔雀的形象简直跃然而上! Manner! 神态! Movement! 动作! Physique! 身姿! Lifelike! 都活灵活现! The audiences look at the holding breath one breath! 观众看得倒吸一口气! The flawlessness of stage matching, the background poetic sentiment of blue tone is also full, moon from the backdrop movement to the arc curtain, brought the greatly strengthened visual feeling slowly, the butterfly danced in the air in the canebreak, granule Special Effect had the halo to raise slowly, provides only the beautiful environment thus to set off Double Sparrow most beautiful love environment. 舞台也搭配的天衣无缝,蓝色调的背景诗意十足,月亮从天幕缓缓运动到弧幕,带来了极强的视觉感受,蝴蝶在竹丛中飞舞,粒子特效带着光晕徐徐升起,营造出唯美的环境从而陪衬出双雀最美的恋爱环境。 Along with the development of Double Sparrow sentiment, the dance deduction achieves high - tide! 随着双雀感情的发展,舞蹈演绎达到高-潮! When the Duke bird lies down finally, the female bird fans the both arms, behind the entire stage in a flash blooms the moment of peacock spreading the tail picture, all person one faces shock! 当最后公雀躺下,母雀扇动双臂,整个舞台后面都一瞬间绽放出孔雀开屏画面的一刻,所有人都一脸震撼! beautiful! 美! beautiful to extreme! 美到了极致 beautiful to each cell! 美到了每一个细胞! beautiful to gap between teeth in! 美到了牙缝里! Scream! 尖叫! Applause! 掌声! All audiences spare no effort deliver the praise and exclamation of one's own! 所有观众都不遗余力地送上自己的赞美和惊叹! Master!” 大师啊!” I knew that this female, Chang Hua, over 40 years old is, the Domestic most renowned dancer, internationally won the award in the past, afterward does not know that to have gone how into seclusion, settles down in the overseas.” “我认识这女的,常嬅,40多岁了,当年国内最著名的舞蹈家,在国际上都拿过大奖的,后来不知怎么就隐退了,定居国外。” Is Chang Hua?” “是常嬅?” Shit, I also know her!” 我靠,我也知道她啊!” This his mother is Master!” “这他妈才是大师!” This purely is individual strength!” “这纯粹是个人实力啊!” Artistic ornamental was good!” “艺术性观赏性太棒了!” „The Zhang Ye skill is really big, gave to invite from the overseas often Master?” 张烨本事真大啊,把常大师都给从海外请回来了?” This dance, shocks everybody simply!” “这舞蹈,简直惊世骇俗!” Chang Hua is deducts animal to become famous, this dance, no one can jump except for her!” “常嬅就是演绎动物出名的,这舞蹈,除了她谁也跳不了啊!” Choreographs a dance well also!” “编舞也好!” Zhang Ye real his mother has the talent!” 张烨真他妈有才啊!” Yes, that peacock spreads the tail finally, bright blindly I!” “是啊,最后那一孔雀开屏,亮瞎我了!” I am also, at that moment bloodlines spurt to open!” “我也是,那一刻血脉喷张!” Well, I have an issue.” “咦,我有个问题。” What issue?” “什么问题?” „Doesn't female peacock spread the tail probably?” “母孔雀好像不开屏吧?” ...... …… Main control room. 主控室。 Zhang Ye oversee direction. 张烨坐镇指挥。 About issue that the female peacock can spread the tail, in the past on Zhang Ye that Earth, after Yang Liping and partner jumped this Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering «Bird of Love», by majority of the people ridicule half of the day. 关于母孔雀能不能开屏的问题,当年在张烨那个地球上,杨丽萍和搭档跳完这支惊天动地的《雀之恋》后,也被广大人民吐槽了半天。 Because often hua Master is a lead, therefore this establishes Zhang Ye has not changed, finally the climax of this spreading the tail, he left Chang Hua, getting up that only then she holds, her partner has also missed several points of crucial moment. As for questionable point that the female peacock can spread the tail, Zhang Ye also has his explanation. 因为常嬅大师是主角,所以这个设定张烨并没有变,最后这个开屏的重头戏,他还是留给了常嬅,只有她托的起来,她的搭档还差了几分火候。至于母孔雀能不能开屏的疑点,张烨也有他的解释。 This explanation is: 这个解释就是: Others spread the tail, you manage! 人家就开屏了,你管的着吗! Human these many extraordinary, you cannot others peacock also leave one!? 人类这么多奇葩,你还不许人家孔雀界也出一只!? ...... …… program one after another. 节目一场接一场。 Was getting more and more near to zero point. 离零点越来越近了。
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