IRAS :: Volume #14

#1340: The world Chinese are scared!


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Grandma. 姥姥家。 Too god!” “太神了啊!” This good this good!” “这个好这个好!” What's the matter?” “怎么回事啊?” How changes not to have?” “到底怎么变没的?” Do not shout do not shout, then looks.” “别喊了别喊了,接着看。” ...... …… Old Wu. 老吴家。 Whoops!” “哎呦!” Frightens me to jump!” “吓我一跳啊!” „This” “这这” Fruit juice? Fruit juice?” “果汁呢?果汁呢?” And other Little Ye came back, must ask him!” “等小烨回来,一定得问问他!” ...... …… Some household. 某户。 Husband, looks at the magic quickly!” “老公,快看魔术!” I play the mahjong.” “我玩麻将呢。” Do not play! Comes quickly!” “别玩了!快来啊!” How?” “怎么了?” This year's magic was different from before!” “今年的魔术跟以前不一样啊!” ...... …… The close view magic is this, does not have what magnificent scene. 近景魔术就是这样,没有什么大场面。 May sometimes, a simpler thing, be often more stirring! 可有的时候,越简单的东西,往往越震撼人心! On the television, Host Yan Mei walked surprisedly, thanks, thanks Chen Tian, was too splendid.” 电视上,主持人闫梅已经惊奇地走了上来,“谢谢,谢谢陈田,太精彩了。” Chen Tian stands to say with a smile: Your good Host.” 陈田站起来笑道:“你好主持人。” Yan Mei said to the audience: Today we invited several audience 360 degrees to sit from the scene side him, before , the left, right, near distance watched his magic, can say that every action and every movement got a panoramic view.” Saying, her was also sitting, naturally also has me.” 闫梅对观众道:“今天我们从现场请来了几个观众360度坐在他身边,前,后,左,右,近距离地观看他的魔术,可以说一举一动都尽收眼底。”说着,她也坐了下去,“当然还有我。” Chen Tian shouted the tone, pressure is big.” He also sits, looks at scene to say with a smile: Good, everybody comes to see the thing that I must use today first, first, this is a 360 degrees round table.” He put out a hand to knock knocking toward the glass on, this was the plexiglass.” 陈田呼了口气,“压力好大。”他也坐下来,看着镜头笑道:“好吧,大家先来看一下我今天要用到的东西,首先,这是一个360度的圆桌。”他伸手往玻璃上敲了敲,“这是有机玻璃。” Bang bang bang. 砰砰砰。 Chen Tian said: Is very firm.” 陈田道:“很坚固。” Yan Mei does not believe that also put out a hand to knock knocking. 闫梅不信,也伸手敲了敲。 Chen Tian asked that firm?” 陈田笑着问,“坚固吗?” Yan Mei nods, firm.” 闫梅点头,“坚固。” Chen Tian turns the head to say to nearby audience: You also try.” 陈田转头对旁边的观众道:“你也试一下。” That middle-aged man seat of honor has also knocked several. 那中年男子也上手敲了几下。 Chen Tian: Firm?” 陈田:“坚固吗?” Middle-aged humanity: Firm.” 中年人道:“坚固。” Chen Tian said: Good, below I must use to a table pad.” He spreads out the black table pad, then also has this, the coin, a glass bowl.” He 11 takes, actually the entire process is simple.” He looks to side, mister, borrows your right hand.” 陈田道:“好,下面我还要用到一个桌垫。”他把黑色桌垫铺上,“然后还有这个,硬币,还有一个玻璃碗。”他11拿出来,“其实整个过程非常简单。”他看向旁边,“先生,借用一下你的右手。” The middle-aged people stare, extend take action. 中年人一愣,伸出手 Chen Tian lowers the head narrows the eye, „do you have to wash the hands?” 陈田低头一眯眼,“你有没有洗手?” The audiences smile: Hahahaha.” 观众都笑:“哈哈哈哈。” Chen Tian places in the coin the middle-aged manpower, altogether three, his one's own takes away one, „the matter that under I must do, penetrates from the table this coin!” 陈田把硬币放在中年人手上,一共三枚,他自己拿走一枚,“下面我要做的事,就是将这枚硬币从桌子上穿透下去!” Yan Mei is astonished however: What?” 闫梅讶然:“什么?” The audiences also dumbfounded! 观众也呆住了! What did you say? 你说啥? Penetration? 穿透? Glass? 玻璃? How possible! 怎么可能! This is the everybody's first response! 这是大家的第一反应! Chen Tian said with a smile: I know that this matter is somewhat inconceivable, therefore I must have an agreement with everybody, if I have achieved, does not use many, everybody applauds for five seconds to me, is good?” 陈田笑道:“我知道这件事有些不可思议,所以我要跟大家有个约定,如果我真的做到了,不用多,大家给我鼓掌五秒钟,好不好?” Yan Mei said: Let alone five seconds, ten seconds good!” 闫梅道:“别说五秒钟了,十秒钟都行啊!” The audiences stared in a big way eyeball. 观众已经都瞪大了眼珠子。 Chen Tian smile, that good, carefully looked that do not blink.” 陈田微笑,“那好,仔细看,不要眨眼哦。” He takes up the first coin, pinches in the hand, the following hand takes up the glass bowl, suspends from the glass table, the atmosphere coagulated all of a sudden. 他拿起第一枚硬币,捏在手里,下面的手拿起玻璃碗,从玻璃桌下面摆好,气氛一下子凝固了。 One second. 一秒钟。 Two seconds. 两秒钟。 Suddenly, a hand loosen that Chen Tian presses firmly between the fingers the coin. 忽然,陈田捏住硬币的手一松。 The next quarter, below glass bowl has heard dingdong the sound! 下一刻,下面玻璃碗就传来了叮当声! Yan Mei is shocked! 闫梅愣住! The audiences in an uproar! 观众哗然! Chen Tian takes with a smile the glass bowl, that coin already in bowl! 陈田笑着将玻璃碗拿出来,那枚硬币已经在碗里了! In a flash, the applause exploded! 一瞬间,掌声爆了! Heavens/Days!” 天啊!” Depends!” “哇靠!” Put on really!” “真的穿了!” Achieves?” “怎么做到的?” This, this was too inconceivable!” “这,这太不可思议了!” The scene seethed with excitement! 现场沸腾了! The audience before television also dumbfoundedly, the whole body fine hair kondow must blast out, because of this in their present, they look with own eyes! 电视机前的观众也一个个目瞪口呆,浑身汗毛孔都要炸开了,因为这就是在他们眼前的啊,他们都亲眼看着的啊! Yan Mei urgently said: This, this what's the matter?” 闫梅急道:“这,这怎么回事啊?” Chen Tian takes a look at her, Miss Yan Mei, from your look I saw a suspicion, I know that what you are suspecting, you are thinking, this black table pad looks like , the coin can pass through the affirmation and this table pad has the relations, right? Please say right.” 陈田瞅了瞅她,“闫梅小姐,从你的眼神里我看到了一点怀疑,我知道你在怀疑什么,你心里在想着,这个黑色的桌垫看起来非常可以,硬币能穿过去肯定和这个桌垫有关系,对吗?请说对。” Yan Mei is helpless, right.” 闫梅无奈,“对。” The audiences were amused. 观众都被逗乐了。 Yes! 是啊! Table pad! 桌垫! That table of pads definitely are magic Item! 那桌垫肯定是魔术道具 Chen Tian said with a smile: Good, as a result of the suspicion of Miss Yan Mei, I picks off the table pad.” He took away the table pad, „, if the coin under this situation can also penetrate the table, that was the inconceivable matter.” He looks to scene, that agreement, if I have achieved, does not use many, everybody gave me two hours of applause on the line.” 陈田笑道:“好的,由于闫梅小姐的怀疑,我把桌垫拿掉。”他真的将桌垫拿走了,“如果在这种情况下硬币还能穿透桌子,那就是不可思议的事情了。”他看向镜头,“还是那个约定,如果我做到了,不用多,大家给我两个小时的掌声就行了。” Yan Mei: !” 闫梅:“噗!” Audiences: !” 观众:“噗!” Hahahaha! 哈哈哈哈 Two hours? 两个小时? This his mother are not many! 这他妈还不多啊! Spring Festival several hours feeds! 春晚才几个小时啊喂! Chen Tian has taken up a coin to place on the glass, the hand covers, below uses small bowl then. 陈田已经拿起一枚硬币放在玻璃上,手盖住,下面用小碗儿接着。 Immediately, scene complete silence! 立刻,现场鸦雀无声! Chen Tian is motionless. 陈田一动不动。 Do the audiences wink. 观众一眨不眨。 Suddenly, Chen Tian moves. 突然,陈田手一动。 At this time, global audiences helplessly look that a coin fell from the glass plate suddenly, dingdong has dropped in small bowl! 这时候,全球观众都眼睁睁地看着一枚硬币突然从玻璃板上掉落,叮当一声落进了小碗儿里! ...... …… Grandma. 姥姥家。 Three younger sisters send out the scream! 三个妹妹发出尖叫! Father Mother also whoops a throat! 老爸老妈也哎呦了一嗓子! ...... …… Old Wu. 老吴家。 Wu Mo looked to stay! 吴默看呆了! Wu Changhe and Li Qinqin are startled resemble with anything! 吴长河李琴琴惊得跟什么似的! ...... …… On the spot. 现场。 Many people were startled have forgotten applause! 很多人惊得都忘了鼓掌! Yan Mei said: What's the matter?” She knocks the table, what's the matter?” 闫梅道:“怎么回事啊?”她敲敲桌子,“怎么回事啊?” Chen Tian has a look at her, Ms. Yan Mei, from your look, I once again saw the suspicion, what I know you in thinking, although the coin penetrated the table, but in that moment of penetration, your palm keeps off on the table, what trick in your palm definitely has, right? Please say right.” 陈田看看她,“闫梅女士,从你的眼神当中呢,我又再度看到了怀疑,我知道你在想什么,硬币虽然穿透了桌子,但在穿透的那一刻,你的手掌是挡在桌子上的,你的手掌里肯定有什么猫腻,对吗?请说对。” Yan Mei forced smile, right.” 闫梅苦笑,“对。” Audiences: 观众: Hahahaha!” 哈哈哈哈!” Others anything has not said!” “人家什么也没说啊!” Was your one's own says fed!” “都是你自己说的啊喂!” Chen Tian has scratched the hand, good, as a result of the suspicion of Ms. Yan Mei, then I must make a more special challenge, I want the coin direct penetration plexiglass, but my hand will not cover it completely.” 陈田擦了擦手,“好,由于闫梅女士的怀疑,接下来我要做一个更特别的挑战,我要硬币直接穿透有机玻璃,而我的手完全不会遮盖它。” What? 什么? Doesn't cover? 不覆盖? The audiences once again in an uproar! 观众再度哗然! Chen Tian actually again stuns the world, „, moreover so, I also make you assign the place incessantly.” 陈田却再一次语出惊人,“而且不止如此,我还让你指定地方。” Yan Mei has referred to casually, that here.” 闫梅随便指了一下,“那就这里。” Chen Tian said: Here? Good.” He builds three coins in the same place, places on glass plate that Yan Mei finger of location sets, „, moreover these three coins you can assign one to pass through.” 陈田道:“这里吗?好。”他把三枚硬币搭在一起,放在闫梅定位置的玻璃板上,“而且这三个硬币你可以指定一个穿过去。” Yan Mei is stunned, „do I assign?” 闫梅愕然,“我指定?” Chen Tian nods, right.” 陈田点头,“对。” Yan Mei without demur, that on middle.” 闫梅二话不说,“那就中间的。” The scene has the audience to applaud loudly! 现场有观众大声叫好! Attractive! 漂亮! Middle most difficult! 中间的最难啊! Other two coins build on the middle that the middle coin is one is clamped in middle condition! 其他两枚硬币都搭在中间那枚上面呢,中间的硬币是一个被夹在当中的状态! Chen Tian said: Middle? Good, that please everybody do not want the winking eye.” He bends the waist, extended under the hand the table, from glass with pointing at referring, this?” 陈田说道:“中间的吗?好,那请大家不要眨眼睛。”他弯腰,把手伸到了桌子下面,从玻璃下方用手指了指,“这个是吗?” Yan Mei looks, right.” 闫梅一看,“对。” May also not during that waits for the audience to respond! 可还没等观众反应过来的当口! A Chen Tian sudden hand upward racket! 陈田突然手往上一拍! Yan Mei had a scare! 闫梅吓了一跳! The audiences had a scare! 观众吓了一跳! ! 叮铃铃! The coin was shaken beat! 硬币被震得跳动了一下! The next quarter, all people dumbfoundedly discovered that coin only remaining two on glass plate, but among that appears in the palm of Chen Tian impressively! 下一刻,所有人都瞠目结舌地发现,玻璃板上的硬币只剩下两枚了,而那中间的一枚,赫然出现在陈田的掌心里! Applause! 掌声! Cheer! 喝彩! Scream! 尖叫! One has filled up the stage! 一下填满了舞台! ...... …… On weibo exploded! 微博上炸了! Aaahhhhh! 啊啊啊! „This” “这这” „It was good!” “太牛了!” How this accomplishes!” “这怎么办到的啊!” My obediently!” “我的乖乖!” Must be so ruthless!” “要不要这么狠啊!” Why doesn't have the flaw?” “为什么没有破绽啊?” Yes, why can't look?” “是啊,为什么看不出来啊?” Shit I lay on television!” 我靠我都趴在电视机上了啊!” My God!” “我的天!” ...... …… On television. 电视上。 Yan Mei exclaims in surprise again and again, I do not have the means to believe my eye simply.” 闫梅惊叹连连,“我简直没办法相信我的眼睛。” Chen Tian look at her again. 陈田再一次看了看她。 Yan Mei nods to say immediately: I suspected!” 闫梅当即点头道:“我怀疑!” Chen Tian: „? I have not asked.” 陈田:“啊?我还没有问呢。” Yan Mei: You had not asked that but I know that you will ask such, please say right.” 闫梅:“你没有问,但我知道你会这么问的,请说对。” The audiences laugh! 观众爆笑! Chen Tian said with a smile: Actually the general magic performed here to end, but today is the Spring Festival stage, therefore I want to add one.” 陈田笑道:“其实一般魔术表演到这里已经结束了,但今天是春晚的舞台,所以我想多加一段。” Audience hear word were excited! 观众闻言都兴奋了! ! 哇! Also? 还有? Also can change? 还能怎么变啊? Already to the end? 已经到头了吧? The coin does not need to cover also passes through, but can also be what kind of? 硬币不需要遮挡也穿过去了啊,还能怎么样? After one minute! 一分钟后! When a Chen Tian hand covers on the table, a hand such livingly goes through the glass unexpectedly, takes Yan Mei to place the table starts coin at heart the time! 陈田一只手捂在桌子上,一只手竟然就这么活生生地穿过玻璃,去拿闫梅放在桌下手心里的硬币的时候! The audiences were crazy! 全场都疯狂了! Before the television , the innumerable audiences were startled to jump! 电视机前无数观众都惊得跳了起来! Aaahhhhh! “啊啊啊啊! My heaven!” “我的老天!” Fuck must play such in a big way!” 我草要不要玩这么大啊!” God!” “上帝!” Told me this not real!” “告诉我这不是真的!” Why?” “为什么?” Why!?” “为什么啊!?” On past years Spring Festival always the unvalued magic performance detonated the audience! 一个历年春晚上向来不受重视的魔术表演引爆全场! Shock! 震惊! Shock! 震撼! Frightened! 惊悚! Delay! 呆滞! Expressions wrote on the faces of all people! 一个个表情写在了所有人的脸上! They were really insane, this magic was too simply scary! 他们真的疯了,这魔术简直太吓人了啊! Is this design of Zhang Ye? 这是张烨的设计? Is this idea of Zhang Ye? 这是张烨的构思? Simple is bringing shock! 简单中带着震撼! Shocks also has the humor! 震撼中还有幽默! This magic simply certainly! 这魔术简直绝了啊!
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