IRAS :: Volume #2

#132: The audience applause continues!


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Therefore the Fortress Stratagem is also good, borrows the east wind, is the artistic imagination of Writer, this was not called the history.” The Zhang Ye words are striking Ma Hengyuan and Xu vague the Teacher Xu Editor three people, said: If with «Romance of the Three Kingdoms» and three-country plays and other artistic work, when the template and foundation do understand the history?, Analyzes these historical personages with bridge Duan Jiangke of these Literature works, that is the child crosses each family without doubt, too the child's play, you have not done to understand including the true image of this historical personage that you do analyze with what?” “所以空城计也好,借东风也罢,都是文学家们的艺术想象,这个不叫历史。”张烨的话若有若无地敲打着马恒元和徐老师编辑仨人,道:“若是拿《三国演义》和三国戏等一些艺术作品当模板和基础去了解历史?或者用这些文学作品的桥段讲课、分析这些历史人物,那无疑是小孩子过家家,太儿戏了,连这个历史人物的真正形象你都没有搞明白,你拿什么去分析?” Ma Hengyuan their several almost cursed at people! 马恒元他们几个差点骂人了! Zhang Ye! You added that didn't have? Whom strikes you? 张烨!你还说起来没完了?敲打谁呢啊你? Xu Teacher had stood at that time, said at the program scene loudly: Unguardedly nonsense! A your young fellow understands any history!” 老师当时就站了起来,在节目现场大声道:“信口胡言!你一个毛头小子懂什么历史啊!” Did the audiences have a scare, do do you? Cramp? 观众都吓了一跳,干什么啊你?抽疯了? Hu Fei has also gotten angry, photograph stops!” This definitely cannot broadcast. 胡飞也怒了,“摄像停一下!”这段肯定是不能播的。 Zhang Ye visits them saying: You thought that I spoke incorrectly, that can refute, if your viewpoint is right, is reasonable, everybody will listen, where can you say my unguardedly nonsense?” 张烨看着他们道:“你们觉得我说错了,那可以反驳啊,如果你的观点对,有道理,谁都会听的,你可以说说我哪里信口胡言了?” Ma Hengyuan also said: Your anything does not understand!” 马恒元也道:“你根本就什么都不懂!” Zhang Ye said with a smile: I asked where was my does not understand, can you say?” How many what sees their unable saying that the Zhang Ye complexion also sank, you said that I am not right, good, I accept others' opinion, but can you at least say 3567? What truth does not have, what proves does not give, said that I do not understand, said that my what does not know, you are professor Teacher or **** rascal? Including me knows Teacher teaching time must convinces the student with the truth and argument, how don't your experts and professors know? Is laughable? You said that I do not understand, I do not understand, oh, gathers you are being God? You said that can have the light to have the light?” 张烨笑道:“我问的就是我哪里不懂,你可以说啊?”见他们几个什么也说不出来,张烨脸色也沉了下去,“你们说我不对,好,我接受别人的意见,但你们起码得说出个3567吧?什么道理都没有,什么论证也不给,就说我不懂,就说我什么也不知道,你们是教授老师还是****无赖啊?连我都知道一个老师讲课的时候要拿道理和论据说服学生,怎么你们这些专家教授不知道?可笑不可笑?你们说我不懂,我就不懂,噢,合着你们是上帝啊?你们说要有光就有了光?” The audiences Ha Ha were happy, thought that this Host was really too humorous! 观众哈哈乐了,觉得这个主持人真是太幽默了! You said that has not acted according to completely!” Ma Hengyuan is cloudy the face to angrily rebuke to say. “你说的完全没有根据!”马恒元阴着脸怒斥道。 Big Sister Zhou does not do first, „hasn't your dead old man, Teacher Little Zhang acted according to? All words are systematic, cites in detail!” 周大姐先不干了,“你个死老头,小张老师怎么没根据了?所有话都是条理分明,引据详细!” Auntie Sun reprimanded: Pounds any chaotic!” 孙阿姨斥责道:“捣什么乱!” Little Fang angrily said: Also teaches, such does not have the quality!” 小芳气道:“还教授呢,这么没素质!” The audience also said: Right, others said that we heard also very much to satisfy a craving well, what mouth did you leave office also inserted? Before also heard you saying that others Host did interrupt? Gathers others not to be how good, to be how good to your here you?” 有一个观众也道:“对啊,人家讲的好好的,我们听得也都很过瘾呢,你们都下台了还插什么嘴啊?之前还听见你说人家主持人插嘴?呵,合着别人怎么样都不行,到了你们这里你们怎么样都行?” You hurry to go home!” “你们赶紧回家吧!” Right, left disgracefully, Host said well!” “对,别丢人现眼了,主持人说得多好啊!” Also Professor horse? Wave unwarranted reputation! How wonders on really your central station! That did speak the three countries on you a moment ago? Heard my family to be about to fall asleep!” “还马教授?浪则虚名罢了!真纳闷你怎么上中央台的!就你刚才那个讲三国?听得我全家都快睡着了!” You three are really funny enough, obvious becoming angry out of shame!” “你们仨真够逗的,明显的恼羞成怒啊!” Others hasn't Host understood history? I looked that is your anything does not understand!” “还人家主持人不懂历史?我看是你们什么也不懂!” Many audiences created a disturbance, played the so-called professor expert favorable impression of major suit not to these! 不少观众们都起哄上了,对这几个耍大牌的所谓教授专家一点好感都没有! Ma Hengyuan and two honored guests surnamed Xu must speak, even that Xu Teacher stood to get angry to the audience, such spoke the three countries also to be able on the television? You cannot understand the history!” 马恒元和两个姓徐的嘉宾还要说话,甚至那徐老师都站起来对观众发火了,“这么讲三国还能上电视?你们懂不懂历史啊!” Big Sister Zhou has exploded, „will your his mother speak these words? On the mouth will say that others do not understand others not to understand, your his mother is sick!” Scolded! 周大姐爆了,“你他妈就会说这一句话是不是?嘴上就会说别人不懂别人不懂,你他妈有病啊!”骂上了! Xu Teacher short of breath, points at Big Sister Zhou saying: You scolded one time to me again!” 老师气急,指着周大姐道:“你再给我骂一次!” In the audiences had big masters unable to listen, leapt one to stand, before having arrived at the Big Sister Zhou body, you shouted anything with others female comrades(s)! Some skills shouted with me! You shouted that I have a look!” This was a tall middle-aged person, the height must have one meter nine! 观众里有个大老爷们也听不下去了,腾地一下就站了起来,走到了周大姐身前,“你跟人家女同志喊什么!有本事跟我喊!你喊一个我看看!”这是个五大三粗的中年人,身高得有一米九了! Xu Teacher did not say the sound immediately. 老师立即不言声了。 Auntie Sun also bah, you understood! On you were the specialized line!” 孙阿姨也呸了一口,“就你们懂!就你们是专业行了吧!” Any gadget!” “什么玩意儿!” How is this hypocrite!” “怎么是这种伪君子啊!” „Did our audiences incur you? What with us to shout?” “我们观众招你了?跟我们嚷嚷什么?” Hurries to get the hell out! Any things!” “赶紧滚蛋吧!一个个什么东西!” Audiences crack cursed, some scene once out-of-control! 观众们都破口大骂,场面一度有些失控! Zhang Ye disgustingly was also arrived, courageously takes the microphone saying: Comes several strength big staff, troubled you, rumbles to the person who these destroyed the program record!” 张烨也被恶心到了,当机立断地拿着话筒道:“来几个力气大的工作人员,麻烦你们了,给这几个破坏节目录制的人轰出去!” Da Fei and Brother Hou early looked that these people are not pleasing to the eyes, one overran! 大飞侯哥早看这几个人不顺眼了,一下就冲过去了! The outside also two securities and three staff volunteered, come up on surrounded the Ma Hengyuan Xu Teacher three people, gave to put up them, earth fault fell the gate between telecasts. Not only does not coordinate to record program, does not listen to any person to direct, but also disturbs the hindrance to record with the program scene, let alone threw them, what was punches them one others unable to say to come, when really one's own was famous Celebrity? Nonsense! 外面也有两个保安和三个工作人员自告奋勇,上去就围住马恒元老师仨人,生生把他们给架了出去,碰地一声摔上了演播间的门。不但不配合录节目,不听任何人指挥,还跟节目现场捣乱妨碍录制,别说把他们扔出去了,就是揍他们一顿别人也说不出什么来,真当自己是大牌明星了啊?狗屁! The beforehand third honored guest, that kind reporter shakes the head to sigh slightly, Ma Hengyuan these three people really the reputation wasting all one's money, lose today disgraced in a big way! 之前的第三个嘉宾,那个慈记者微微摇头叹气,马恒元这仨人是真的把名声给败光了,今天丢人丢大了! The Zhang Ye clear throat, had a condition, everybody do not mind that we continue the three countries.” 张烨清清嗓子,“出了点状况,大家不要介意,咱们继续品三国。” Hu Fei the countdown, three, two, one, started at this time once more.” 胡飞这时再次倒计时,“三,二,一,开始。” Zhang Ye then a moment ago that said that therefore the historical image and Literature image must distinguish, inside has greatly is very different, but on the other hand, doesn't the Literature image have the value? It valuable, inside is worth the thing that studies and analyzes being many, but also takes the Fortress Stratagem, Sima Yi is a scholar, this scholar, he sometimes thinks that the matter is quite complex, your here saying what one moved what, he will ponder over, whoops, this saying what meaning? What profound meaning does this have? He He, if has changed one group of petty thieves or the bandits, directly flushed entered a city, managed his mother! At that time was what kind of? Zhuge Liang was grasped!” 张烨接着刚才那一段说了,“所以说历史形象和文学形象是要区别开的,里面有很大不同,但是话又说回来,文学形象就没有价值吗?它是有价值的,里面值得研究和分析的东西很多,还拿空城计来说,司马懿是读书人,这个读书人啊,他有时候想事情比较复杂,你这边一说什么一动什么,他就会琢磨了,哎呦,这话什么意思啊?这有什么深意啊?呵呵,要是换了一伙毛贼或者土匪,直接就冲进城了,管他娘的!那时候怎么样?诸葛亮就被抓了!” Everybody does not know that several time smiled. 大家已经不知道第几次笑起来了。 Also said ten minutes, Hu Fei started to gesture. 又说了十分钟,胡飞开始打手势了。 Zhang Ye understands that this issue of program time is quick, therefore has pinched the tail, may think suddenly that such important first issue of program such did receive? Probably lacked self-confidence, the bottom is not very thick, some requests front field, therefore the Zhang Ye miraculous glow dodges, simply said: Almost had also finished first issue of program to here, many viewer friends noticed that here possibly wants to ask, why does this issue of name need to be called «East Great river Going»? Because I have written a word, these four characters are in this word very important four characters, below, I also want to make a conclusion with this word to this issue of program, this is my tour crosses Chibi fortunately, subsequently explodes not without reason to create.” 张烨明白这期节目时间快到,于是掐了尾,可忽然一想,这么重要的第一期节目就这么收了?好像没有底啊,底不是很厚,有些托不住前面的场,于是张烨灵光一闪,干脆道:“第一期的节目到这里也差不多结束了,有很多观众朋友看到这里可能想问了,为什么这期名字要叫《大江东去》呢?因为我写了一首词,这四个字是这首词中非常重要的四个字,下面,我也想用这首词给这期节目做一个收尾,这是我有幸游过赤壁,继而有感而发创作出来的。” Word? 词? ancient poetry? 古诗词? Several people anticipated, obviously is listens to «Shuidiao Getou that Zhang Ye has made - When Bright moonlight Has», knows that he writes the word the skill. 有几个人都期待了起来,显然是听过张烨所作的《水调歌头-明月几时有》,知道他写词的功力。 Zhang Ye has fermented the moment, this is a Su Shi's word, a Su Shi very famous word , compared with «Shuidiao Getou», even is equally matched, in his world the three countries, other editions, another edition, Yi Zhongtian uses Su Shi to make the actor's opening words in the opening, then develops the characters and stories in three countries' slowly, even if the edition that Zhang Ye says now, Yi Zhongtian has also passed through the first issue with Su Shi's word, the introduction, the ending, some mentioned, but has not used an entire this word. 张烨酝酿了片刻,这还是一首苏轼的词,苏轼非常有名的一首词,与《水调歌头》比,甚至难分伯仲,在他那个世界的品三国,还有其他版本,另一个版本,易中天在开局就用苏轼做引子,然后才徐徐开展起三国的人物和故事,就算是张烨现在说的这个版本,易中天也是用苏轼的这首词贯穿了第一期,开篇,结尾,都有提到,只不过没有用全这首词罢了。 Therefore mentioned the three countries, Su Shi this word has to say! 所以提到三国,苏轼这首词是不得不说的! However this world did not have Su Shi, writes three-country related poetry Writer mostly not to exist, therefore Zhang Ye also however wants to adjust, many paragraphs in «Three countries» must regard situation to change, cannot appear according to the first edition. 不过这个世界已经没有苏轼了,很多写过三国有关诗词的文学家也大都不存在了,所以张烨也然要有所调整,《品三国》里的很多段落也要视情况改变一下,不能原封不动地按照原版出现了。 Zhang Ye has a look at the audiences, started to recite, «Read Slave Tenderly - Chibi Reflecting on old times».” 张烨看看观众们,开始朗诵了,“《念奴娇-赤壁怀古》。” The people also hear to be very earnest, wants to have a look is any word. 众人也听得很认真,想看看到底是一首什么词。 The Zhang Ye aura is even, in the expression are many atmospheric boundless Strength, east great river, the wave washes completely, eternity distinguished persons.” 张烨气息均匀,语气中却不乏一股大气磅礴的力量,“大江东去,浪淘尽,千古风流人物。” First firmly held the person! 第一句就将人紧紧抓住了! Therefore builds the west side, humanity is, three-country Shuro Chibi. The quarry stone puts on spatial, startled Tao strikes the shore, curls up thousand drifting snow.” The Zhang Ye joke, in the feature also has one to be charmed gently, picturesque landscape, for a while many heroes. Thought back on Gongjin in the past, Little Qiao initially married, the grand appearance was dashing. Calm and composed, chatted, mast scull unravelled. The native country patrols, sentimental Ying Xiaowo, early lives magnificence Fa. The life like the dream, a back also pours wine on the ground Jiang Yue.” “故垒西边,人道是,三国周郎赤壁。乱石穿空,惊涛拍岸,卷起千堆雪。”张烨轻轻笑谈,眉目中也带着一丝神往,“江山如画,一时多少豪杰。遥想公瑾当年,小乔初嫁了,雄姿英发。羽扇纶巾,谈笑间,樯橹灰飞烟灭。故国神游,多情应笑我,早生华发。人生如梦,一樽还酹江月。” Many people listened crazily! 好多人都听痴了! Picturesque landscape? For a while how many heroes? 江山如画?一时多少豪杰? Many male comrade heard a sound raise unexpectedly a feeling of burning with passion! As if at this moment places oneself in three-country battlefields! Four sides is Voice that kills the enemy! 许多男同志闻声竟升起一股热血沸腾的感觉!仿佛此刻置身于三国战场!四面都是杀敌的声音 But female comrades(s) is enchanted by for Zhou Yu, chats, does the mast scull vanishes in puff of smoke? Is this what kind natural? Is this what kind high-spiritedness? 女同志则为周瑜而迷醉,谈笑间,樯橹灰飞烟灭?这是何等的潇洒?这是何等的意气风发? But finally, all people were actually made by first of Zhang Ye this word somewhat moved! 可是最后,所有人却都被张烨这首词的第一句弄得有些伤感! Yes, east the great river, how many loose Hero characters submerged in Changhe of history? 是啊,大江东去,多少风流英雄人物都淹没在了历史的长河中? East good great river! Good one «To read Slave Tenderly - Chibi Reflecting on old times»! Good «Hundred Lecture Room»! Good Zhang Ye! 好一个大江东去!好一个《念奴娇-赤壁怀古》!好一个《百家讲坛》!好一个张烨 Hu Fei is dull and vertical! 胡飞呆呆而立! Under the field the audience also heard not to have Voice! 场下观众也听得没有了一点声音 Zhang Ye concluded, and links the preceding with the following saying: „, Ancient and modern how many matters, pay in the joke, in future program, I with the viewer friends joke three points, will read the three countries together, where then mentioned? I want from that historical image folk image most complex difference most to argue that the biggest person mentioned, made him eagerly anticipate us to enter that originally is very complex actually the mammoth history, next issue of program «Genuine and fake Cao Cao»!” 张烨收了尾,并承上启下道:“正所谓,古今多少事,都付笑谈中,在今后的节目里,我将和观众朋友们一起笑谈三分,品读三国,那么从哪里说起呢?我想从那个历史形象民间形象最复杂分歧最多争论最大的人说起吧,就让他引领我们走进那个原本就很复杂却又波澜壮阔的历史吧,下一期节目《真假曹操》!” Said. 说完了。 Among telecasts quiet one second. 演播间沉寂了一秒钟。 Suddenly, Big Sister Zhou and Auntie Sun stand to go all out to clap suddenly! 突然,周大姐和孙阿姨猛然站起来拼命拍手! Other audiences also stood up from seat, the eye of dew admiration applauded! 其他观众也一个一个地从座位上起立了,目露敬佩地鼓起掌! The staff on the scene, photograph the big brother, they also gave Zhang Ye to send to the biggest applause with Brother Hou period of five days younger brother Da Fei, was excited! 就连在场的工作人员,摄像大哥,和侯哥候弟大飞他们也给张烨送去了最大的掌声,都非常激动! time, among the telecasts bursts into thunderous applause! 时间,演播间掌声雷动! Continued for enough one minute not to stop! 持续了足足一分钟都没有停下! A person has not left, is not willing to leave for a very long time! 一个人都没有离开,也久久不愿离开! Zhang Ye also very much feels extremely flattered, is busy at holding their palms together, thanks everybody, thanks, thanked.” This was to his most greatly affirmation! 张烨也很受宠若惊,忙双手合十,“谢谢大家,谢谢,谢谢了。”这是对他最大的肯定了! However this word finally also slightly some slight defects, because behind has one early to live magnificence Fa, was early white the meaning of hair, this was Su Shi's circumstances, was actually not Zhang Ye, therefore investigated carefully to have that little small issue actually. But Zhang Ye has not been serious, and it does not matter! 不过他这首词最后也稍稍有一些瑕疵,因为后面有一句是早生华发,也就是早早白了头发的意思,这是苏轼的境遇,却并不是张烨的,于是细究起来倒是有那么一点点小问题。可张烨也没当回事,并且无所谓 I am few old age! 我就是少白头! I am the white hair am long early! 我就是白头发长得早! Do you bite me?( 你咬我啊?( …… ……
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