IRAS :: Volume #13

#1298: Big marriage( does not end is puppy)


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The first pass/test has rushed. 第一关闯过。 abnormal that too the topic leaves! 题目出的太变-态 abnormal that but Zhang Ye answered! 张烨却答的更变-态 Xin Ya shoots a look at him, „did the second pass/test, prepare?” 辛雅瞥瞥他,“第二关,准备好了吗?” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Do I eat east the mouth to head west first?” 张烨笑道:“我先吃口东西行吗?” You eat casually, diet supplements.” Fat Big-sis said with a laugh: time of counter- honorable marriage, if arrived, you have not passed through three pass/tests, the new bride have been possible not to have your anything matter.” “你随便吃,补充补充营养。”胖姐儿笑呵呵道:“反正大婚的时间如果到了,你没闯过三关,新娘子可就没你什么事儿了啊。” Zhang Ye smiles said diligently: Alright, I a bit faster eat.” 张烨笑孜孜道:“得嘞,那我快点吃。” That side Grandfather and Grandma anxiously. 那边的姥爷姥姥都焦急不已。 Grandma said: „Won't the new bride be able to come out really?” 姥姥道:“不会新娘子真出不来吧?” Zhang Ye Mother talked about with interest: Is small program, adds to the fun, cracks a joke, pounds to disturb, where can not make my daughter-in-law come out.” 张烨老妈乐道:“就是个小节目,助助兴,开开玩笑,捣捣乱,哪儿能真不让我儿媳妇出来啊。” Father said: We watch the fun.” 老爸说道:“咱们啊就看热闹吧。” Grandma relaxed, that is good, that is good.” 姥姥松了口气,“那就好,那就好。” Everyone knows that this is adds to the fun. 谁都知道这是助兴的。 The reporter knows. 记者知道。 The guests also know. 宾客也知道。 For example the first pass/test, relatives and friends roll actually have not thought that Zhang Ye can go through a strategic pass, they think that the first topic perplexes him, if he cannot answer, gave the red package or calls several nice saying that two gentle words asked them, they naturally also put, then came the second pass/test, was intentionally creates obstacles, the convenient red package good luck, has not thought that topic Zhang Ye eye has not winked to answer, where bride's relatives and friends groups are willing to give up, waited eagerly, prepared the second pass/test to the Zhang Ye point 比如第一关,其实亲友团是没想到张烨能过关的,他们想第一题就难住他,他如果答不上来,就发红包或者叫几声好听的说两句软话求求她们,她们自然也就放过去了,然后再来第二关,就是故意刁难一下,顺手个红包彩头,可万万没想到,那种题目张烨眼睛都没眨就答出来了,新娘的亲友团们哪肯罢休啊,一个个都憋着劲呢,准备第二关给张烨 Attractive, otherwise they do not have the face. “好看”,不然她们就太没面子啦。 May, understand that the Zhang Ye people know, this goods inborn are the person who a love vies for supremacy to fight the victory. 可偏偏,了解张烨的人都知道,这货天生就是个爱争强斗胜的主儿。 Let him admit defeat? 让他认输? That is impossible! 那不可能呀! Has eaten two things, Zhang Ye was also full, was good.” 吃了两口东西,张烨也饱了,“好了。” The Xin Ya smile, „did that we set the topic?” 辛雅微笑,“那我们出题了?” Zhang Ye smiles lightly, comes, I then.” 张烨淡淡一笑,“来,我接着。” The Xin Ya look harbors evil intentions saying: Then the second pass/test, three problems, we leave the key words, you write the song on the spot, composes on the spot, sings on the spot.” 辛雅眼神不怀好意道:“那么第二关,有三道题,我们出关键字,你现场写歌,现场作曲,现场演唱。” Zhang Ye is speechless, three problems? Should you calculate three pass/tests?” 张烨无语,“三道题?那你应该算三关啊?” Fat Big-sis snort|hum, „our pass/test.” 胖姐儿哼了一声,“我们就算一关。” Zhang Ye lets go, good, I had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly.” 张烨摊手,“好吧,我竟无言以对。” The people smile. 众人都笑。 The reporters were also excited! 记者们也兴奋了! Writes the song? 写歌? Three? 还是三首? Also can hear Zhang Ye new song? 又能听见张烨新歌了吗? However periphery does Music person actually look at each other in dismay much, writes the song on the spot? Said easily, does difficultly, even if one's own creates one casually is the issue, let alone can write the specific topic that others give? Does singing in circle cultivate the behavior, how many there are able to be good? 但是周围不少搞音乐的人却面面相觑,现场写歌?说起来容易,做起来难啊,就算自己随便创作一个都是问题呢,更何况要写人家给出来的特定题目?圈内的唱作人,有几个能行的? Finally Xin Ya adds: Moreover the request that goes through a strategic pass, first, must conform to the topic that we give, second, the song cannot sing blindly, wants nice, at least over 95% person approvals, are pass, the song writes is not good not to be good.” 结果辛雅补充道:“而且过关的要求,第一,要符合我们给出的题目,第二,歌曲不能瞎唱,一定要好听,至少现场95以上的人认可,才算通过,歌写的不好也不行啊。” Shit! 我靠 This is not awfully! 这不是要命么! Chen Guang Fan Wenli is speechless! 陈光范文丽无语! Zhang Xia dumbfounded ! 张霞哭笑不得 Ning Lan also prepared to look at Zhang Ye to laugh! 宁兰也准备看张烨笑话了! Wrote song sufficing difficultly, wrote also sufficing according to your topic difficultly, did you also request others to write the classics? Writes almost all people to think the nice song? How possible! 写歌就够难了,按你题目写也够难了,你还要求人家写出经典来?写出几乎所有人都觉得好听的歌?怎么可能啊! Xin Ya said: Naturally, you can look for your relatives and friends group to help.” 辛雅道:“当然,你可以找你亲友团帮忙啊。” Chen Guang, Zhang Xia, Xiaodong, Amy and the others do Music, can offer advice actually. 陈光张霞小冬amy等人都是搞音乐的,倒是能出出主意。 Zhang Ye smiles, sets the topic.” 张烨笑笑,“出题吧。” The Old Wu niece said: „The first topic, has the uncle you written many poems?” 老吴的侄女说道:“第一题,姑父您写过很多诗吧?” Zhang Ye smiles, is many.” 张烨笑笑,“是不少。” They early reached an agreement obviously. 她们显然早商量好了。 Fat Big-sis badly said with a smile: That uses your poem Zeqing to write a song to my family.” 胖姐儿坏笑道:“那就用你的一首诗给我家则卿写首歌。” The people are stunned. 众人愕然。 Poem? 诗? How this writes! 这怎么写啊! Zhang Ye also silent moment. 张烨也沉默了片刻。 Xin Ya said with a smile: Was good?” 辛雅笑道:“行不行了?” Zhang Ye has smiled, good.” 张烨笑了一下,“好吧。” Saying, him was walking to go forward, looked at that side musical instrument, has the piano, has the rack drum, has the guitar, he lowered the head to choose acoustic guitar, has adjusted a last word. 说着,他已经走上前,看了看那边的乐器,有钢琴,有架子鼓,有吉他,他低头选了一把木吉他,调了一下音。 Xin Ya stares. 辛雅一愣。 Fan Wenli is scared. 范文丽傻眼。 You do not need to think? 你不用想的吗? You do not need to ponder over? 你不用琢磨的吗? The guitar resounds, Zhang Ye has shot, unexpectedly is the people rumormongering! 吉他声响起,张烨已经弹了起来,竟是民谣风! The melody is melodious! 旋律悠扬! Fluttered completely the conference site! 飘满了会场! When You Are Old, the hair was white, the sleepiness is murky.” 当你老了,头发白了,睡意昏沉。” When You Are Old, could not take a walk, by furnace fire naps, recalls the youth.” 当你老了,走不动了,炉火旁打盹,回忆青春。” Many people once loved your youth elated double-hour.” “多少人曾爱你青春欢畅的时辰。” Admires your beauty, hypocrisy or sincerity.” “爱慕你的美丽,假意或真心。” Only then a person also loves your reverent soul.” “只有一个人还爱你虔诚的灵魂。” Loves the wrinkle on your old face.” “爱你苍老的脸上的皱纹。” In the garden was static! 花园里静了! All people are deluded! 所有人都如痴如醉! Many people were moved! 很多人都被感动了! Is that poem! 是那首诗! «When You Are Old»! 当你老了》! Is that Zhang Ye announced when engagement in the weibo round the fire has spread the poem of across the country! 是那首张烨宣布订婚时在微博发出来的火遍了大江南北的诗! He can sing really! 他真能唱啊! He changed to the song that poem really! 他真的把那首诗改成歌了! Zhang Ye was singing: 张烨唱着: When You Are Old, the eyebrow hangs down.” 当你老了,眼眉低垂。” Lights are pale yellow.” “灯火昏黄不定。” Wind blows.” “风吹过来。” Your news.” “你的消息。” This is my song.” “这就是我心里的歌。” Singing ended! 歌唱完了! The applause one exploded! 掌声一下就爆了! Nearby more than 100 reporters also loudly applaud! 旁边的100多个记者们也都大声叫好! Too good! 太棒了! Too nice! 好听了! Also had the commemorative significance! 也太有纪念意义了! Chen Guang raises up the thumb! 陈光竖起大拇指! Zhang Xia also high holds up the thumb! 张霞也高高举起拇指! Many people took once more! 好多人再次服了! Zhang Ye puts down the guitar, said with a smile: This calculates that went through a strategic pass?” 张烨放下吉他,笑道:“这算过关了吗?” The applause explained all, this song too nice, this, or nice, that really few nice song! 掌声已经说明一切了,这歌太好听了,这要不好听,那就真没有几首好听的歌了! Xin Ya roll one's eyes, this just first, the second topic was Love Song.” 辛雅翻白眼,“这刚第一首,第二首题目是情歌。” Love Song? 情歌 This is good to write! 这个好写啊! But Fat Big-sis quickly adds: Love Song is not the type, but must write a song regarding the Love Song two characters to Zeqing, Ha Ha.” 可是胖姐儿很快补充道:“情歌不是类型,而是要围绕情歌两个字给则卿写一首歌,哈哈。” Writes Love Song with the Love Song two characters? 情歌俩字写情歌 This anything topic! 这什么题啊! This topic is getting more and more cunning! 这题目越来越刁钻啊! The people a little are dizzy! 众人都有点晕! Zhang Ye actually smiles, this time he sat before the piano, hesitant one did not have, the song has shot, the sonorous singing got up: 张烨却微笑一声,这一次他坐在了钢琴前,犹豫一下都没有,曲子已经弹出来了,清唱起来: This is simple Little Love Song.” “这是一首简单的小情歌。” Was singing our heart pigeon.” “唱着我们心头的白鸽。” I think that I am very suitable.” “我想我很适合。” Works as eulogy.” “当一个歌颂者。” Youth is fluttering in the wind.” “青春在风中飘着。” You know that the heavy rain makes this city invert, I will give you to embrace.” “你知道就算大雨让这座城市颠倒,我会给你怀抱。” Cannot bear, seeing your back to arrive, writes down me to spend Li Sao that the second such as the year is difficult to suffer.” “受不了,看见你背影来到,写下我度秒如年难捱的离骚。” „The entire world lonely was kidnapped, I will not run.” “就算整个世界被寂寞绑票,我也不会奔跑。” Cannot run away, finally everyone is old, writes down me, time and tweedle staggered castle.” “逃不了,最后谁也都苍老,写下我,时间和琴声交错的城堡。” «Little Love Song». 一首《小情歌》。 Zhang Ye sang did not have the slight defect. 张烨唱的毫无瑕疵。 Good!” “好!” Sang well!” “唱得好!” „It was good!” “太棒了啊!” I was drunk!” “我都醉了!” Zhang Ye is Zhang Ye!” 张烨就是张烨啊!” Hahahaha, good!” 哈哈哈哈,牛!” Kneeling!” “给跪了!” Boss Zhang spirit!” 张老板精神!” Xin Ya was anxious, „the third topic, aren't you Chinese type weddings? Writes one decorated sedan chair related song to give Old Wu, no, the decorated sedan chair was too simple, writes veil, writes the song with veil!” 辛雅急了,“第三题,你们不是中式婚礼吗?写一首‘花轿’有关的歌给老吴,不,花轿太简单了,写‘盖头’,用盖头写歌!” veil? 盖头 New bride head that veil curtain screen? 新娘子头上那盖头帘子? Fuck where has his mother to write the veil song! 我草哪儿有他妈写盖头的歌啊! Your also topic also too extraordinary you! 你也题目也太奇葩了你! The people spit blood! 众人吐血! However Zhang Ye actually opens mouth. 然而张烨却张嘴就来。 His smart-alecky bullet hit piano: 他俏皮地弹着钢琴: Raised your veil to come.” “掀起了你的盖头来。” Makes me come to see your eyebrow.” “让我来看看你的眉。” Your eyebrow thin and long.” “你的眉毛细又长呀。” Probably that treetop crescent moon is bright.” “好像那树梢弯月亮。” Your eyebrow thin and long.” “你的眉毛细又长呀。” Probably crescent moon on that tree is bright.” “好像那树上的弯月亮。” veil? 盖头 Gathers you to write really! 合着你真能写啊! The people listened silly! 众人都听傻了! Subconscious, many people together have gotten the tune! 下意识的,很多人都跟着一起打上了节拍! Some people even also jumped up! 有人甚至还跟着跳上了! Zhang Ye laughs and sings: 张烨边笑边唱: Raised your veil to come.” “掀起了你的盖头来。” Makes me come to see your eye.” “让我来看看你的眼。” Your eye bright and bright.” “你的眼睛明又亮呀。” Probably a that wave appearance.” “好像那水波一模样。” Your eye bright and bright.” “你的眼睛明又亮呀。” Probably a that wave appearance.” “好像那水波一模样。” The Old Wu relatives and friends groups collapsed simply! 老吴的亲友团们简直崩溃了! Is this also good? 这也行? Is his mother also good? 这他妈也行? OMG! 我的天啊 You won! 你赢了! Zhang Ye you won really!!( To be continued.) 张烨你真的赢了!!(未完待续。) ... ...
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