Homonym Writing. 同音文。 Little has recorded in this world history, the thing that can refer to is few, count also such 12, only if the person of professional research this writings in classical style, the general Chinese department scholars must shrink back at the sight, therefore sees Zhang Ye this light manner, but also is having a little ridicule? Xin Ya and the others at heart beat a drum, do this goods none who does not become this can also? Can't? 在这个世界历史上都很少记载过,可以参考的东西都很少,数得上的也就那么12篇而已,除非专业研究这种文言文的人,一般的中文系学者都得望而却步,所以见到张烨这个轻飘飘的态度,还带着那么一点嘲笑？辛雅等人都心里打鼓,这货莫不成这个也会？不能吧？ Xin Ya emphasized: „Wants your one's own to write.” 辛雅强调道:“要你自己写的啊。” Zhang Ye gently. 张烨轻轻哦了一声。 Xin Ya said: „Others have written does not calculate.” 辛雅道:“别人写过的不算啊。” Zhang Ye once more. 张烨再次哦了一声。 At this time, he has stood before the settling a case stage, has taken the writing brush. 这时,他已经站在了案台前,拿起了毛笔。 Surroundings many Celebrity encircled, Peking University and SARFT person also curiously pushed, encircled, looks how Zhang Ye went through a strategic pass. 周围不少明星都围上来了,北大和广电的人也好奇地挤过来,围成一圈,看着张烨到底怎么过关。 Xin Ya is staring. 辛雅盯着。 Fat Big-sis blinks. 胖姐儿眨眼。 The reporters suspected. 记者们怀疑。 At this time, Zhang Ye took up the pen! 就在这时候,张烨动笔了！ His even successive wants not to think that has written, writes also while read: 他甚至连想都没有想,就写了下去,一边写还一边念: „«Narration on Starving Chickens».” “《饥鸡集矶记》。” „Chirp chicken, chicken chirp. Several chickens push volume of jetty keel. The machine is extremely vigorous, chicken hunger extremely, chicken Hebei oneself art of attack and defense and crucian carp. Machine already Jinan setose thistle ji, the chicken idea illness machine stirs up several crucian carps. The machine illness extremely, the crucian carp palpitates extremely, pushes anxiously anxiously the volume of jetty interstage. After is crucian carp mark is extremely quiet, following is several chickens is already hungry, namely chirp.” “唧唧鸡,鸡唧唧。几鸡挤挤集矶脊。机极疾,鸡饥极,鸡冀己技击及鲫。机既济蓟畿,鸡计疾机激几鲫。机疾极,鲫极悸,急急挤集矶级际。继即鲫迹极寂寂,继即几鸡既饥,即唧唧。” Xin Ya is stunned! 辛雅愕然！ The reporter is shocked! 记者惊呆！ The Peking University person is scared! 北大的人傻眼！ The surrounding guest is dumbfounded! 周围宾客都目瞪口呆！ „This, did this write really?” “这,这真写了啊？” „What meaning?” “什么意思？” „This right?” “这对吗？” „Whose translator?” “谁翻译一下啊？” „Smooth? Becoming the story?” “通顺吗？成故事吗？” „Was this too also quick? Does not need to consider?” “这也太快了？不用考虑的吗？” Xin Ya does Mathematics, time has not understood, questioned: „Professor Zhang, you may maybe scrawl, the light unison is not good, but must have the story!” 辛雅是搞数学的,也一时间没太看懂,质疑道:“张教授,你可别是瞎写的啊,光同音也不行,还得有故事呢！” Has the story? 有故事吗？ Su Na Teacher of Peking University Chinese department has smiled one, helping Zhang Ye translator say: „Was calling chicken, calling that chicken kept, several chickens looked to eat in the crowded cage, transported the vehicle of chicken to walk extremely quickly, the chicken was also hungry, their wings have been similar to wrestle at risk of life hardly like the scale. Finally, transported the vehicle of chicken to arrive at the setose thistle. Suddenly, several chickens hit the basket, all chickens extremely quickly wanted to getting out. But vehicle also in extremely quick is walking, that several wings the hale and hearty chicken saw the wheel that speeds along to be then afraid, hurried to draw back, did not attend to the basket being crowded. Finally, basket Riaan calmed down, even if chicken is hungry, only dares chirp calling.” 北大中文系的苏娜老师笑了一声,帮张烨翻译道:“叫着的鸡,鸡不停的叫,几只鸡在拥挤的笼里找吃的,运鸡的车子走得极快,鸡也饿极了,它们的翅膀已经如同拼死一搏般坚硬如鱼鳞。终于,运鸡的车子到达了蓟。突然,有几只鸡撞开了笼子,所有的鸡都极快地想要冲下车来。可是车子还在极快的走着,那几只翅膀已经硬朗的鸡看见飞驰的轮子便害怕了,赶忙退了回去,也不顾笼子里有多么拥挤。最后,笼子里安静了下来,鸡即使再饿,也只敢唧唧的叫。” Translated! 翻译完了！ An audience complete silence! 全场一片鸦雀无声！ Shit! 我靠！ Shit! 我靠！ Shit! 我靠！ Not? 不是吧？ Wrote really? 真写出来了啊？ Really continually became the story! 真连成故事了啊！ Professor Zeng applauds suddenly, „good!” 曾教授猛然叫好,“好！” Chang Kaige said excitedly: „Great Professor Zhang!” 常凯歌激动道:“好样的张教授！” „Attractive!” “漂亮！” „It was good!” “太牛了！” The Peking University person was encouraged! 北大的人振奋极了！ Professor Zhang gave them Peking University rising face! 张教授太给他们北大涨脸了！ Zhang Ye takes a look at the person who Xin Ya and Old Wu relatives and friends roll with a smile, points at the xuan paper saying: „Is this meaning?” 张烨笑着瞅瞅辛雅和老吴亲友团的人,指着宣纸道:“是这个意思吗？” Xin Ya: „...” 辛雅:“…” Relatives and friends group: „...” 亲友团:“…” Zhang Ye talked about with interest: „Is this first pass/test? Also before the auspicious time, studies? Does not need to be so long, how many this type of article you want me to give you how many, did I write for day a night unable to finish you to believe Professor Xin?” 张烨乐道:“这就是第一关？还吉时之前研究出来？不用等那么久,这种文你要多少我给你多少,我写一天一夜写不完你信不信辛教授？” Saying, he took up the pen. 说着,他又动笔了。 Zhang Ye writes while read: 张烨边写边念: „«Lion Eating Poet in the Stone Den». Stone chamber poem gentleman Shi, is addicted to lion, the oath food ten lions, the suitable city regards the lion at times, when ten, the suitable ten lion suitable cities, at the right moment, the suitable Shi suitable city, regards is ten lions, relies on the vector potential, caused is ten lion deaths, ascended is ten lion corpses, the suitable stone chamber, the stone chamber was wet, caused to wait on to wipe the stone chamber, the stone chamber wipes, when the beginning tried the food ten lion corpses, the food, the beginning knowledge was ten lion corpses, solid ten stone lion corpses. Tries to release is the matter.” “《施氏食狮史》。石室诗士施氏,嗜狮,誓食十狮,氏时时适市视狮,十时,适十狮适市,适时,适施氏适市,氏视是十狮,恃矢势,使是十狮逝世,氏拾是十狮尸,适石室,石室湿,氏使侍拭石室,石室拭,氏始试食十狮尸,食时,始识是十狮尸,实十石狮尸。试释是事。” The Su Na translation said: „Stone building child is occupied by a poet surnamed, especially likes the lion, pledged that must eat ten lions. Shi Shiren goes to the market to look at the lion frequently. Ten o'clock, happen to had ten lions to the market. At that time, just executed the poet also to arrive at the market. Shi Shiren sees these ten lions, then puts the arrow, killed that ten lions. He picks up the corpses of these ten lions, returns to the stone building. Stone building wet the water, Shi Shiren called the servant to dry the stone building. Stone building has dried, Shi Shiren just now attempts to eat these ten lions. Eats, discovered that these ten lions, in fact is the corpses of ten stone lions. Tries to explain this matter!” 苏娜翻译道:“石屋子里住着一位姓施的诗人,特别喜欢狮子,发誓要吃掉十只狮子。施诗人常常去市场上看狮子。十点钟,正好有十只狮子到了市场。那时候,刚好施诗人也到了市场。施诗人看见这十只狮子,便放箭,把那十只狮子杀死了。他托起这十只狮子的尸体,回到石屋。石屋子湿了水,施诗人叫仆人把石屋擦干。石屋子擦干了,施诗人方才尝试吃这十只狮子。吃的时候,才发现这十只狮子,实际上是十只石头狮子的尸体。试着解释这件事！” The people looked silly! 众人都看傻了！ Xin Ya sweats! 辛雅冒汗！ Chen Guang Inhale! 陈光吸气！ Fat Big-sis forced smile! 胖姐儿苦笑！ All people with damn the vision looks at Zhang Ye! 所有人都用见了鬼似的目光看着张烨！ Then another. 接着又一篇。 Zhang Ye writes while read: 张烨边写边念: „«Kind Person Endures Edge», everybody kind everybody endures the person, recognizes the kind person to endure the person of blade edge person. The kind person Jin/benevolent endures everybody blade edge, the person endures everybody everybody Jin/benevolent. Endures a person of kind person to let a person of blade edge, lets person of blade edge person Ren Renren.” “《仁人忍刃》,人人仁人人忍人,认仁人忍人刃人。仁人仁忍人人刃,人忍人人人人仁。忍人仁人任人刃,任人刃人任仁人。” Xin Ya: „...( Amp \; amp \; amp \; amp \;( Amp \; amp \; ¥#!!” 辛雅:“…（amp\;amp\;amp\;amp\;（amp\;amp\;¥#！！” Then is fourth. 然后是第四篇。 Unexpectedly is an antithetical couplet! 居然是一副对联！ The Zhang Ye character is also attractive, flying of dragons and dancing of phoenixes! 张烨的字也漂亮,龙飞凤舞！ „First scroll: complete the wife has the chess, complete Qiqi air/Qi, the wife abandons seven chess.” “上联:齐妻起棋,齐欺妻气,妻弃七棋。” „Second line: Iraqi maternal aunt moves to the chair, He/She relies on the maternal aunt to doubt, the maternal aunt loses a chair.” “下联:伊姨移椅,伊倚姨疑,姨遗一椅。” Is the article also good? 文章也行？ Is the antithetical couplet also good? 对联也行？ The people knelt at this moment! 众人这一刻都跪了！ Zhang Ye must write fifth. 张烨又要写第五篇。 Xin Ya hurries to hold on him, „good was good, do not write, calculates that you won.” 辛雅赶紧拉住他,“行了行了,别写了,算你赢了。” Zhang Ye dumbfounded said: „What is calculates that I do win Professor Xin?” 张烨哭笑不得道:“什么叫算我赢啊辛教授？” „First pass/test you to cross, good?” Xin Ya two turn, can only announce that Zhang Ye goes through a strategic pass. “第一关你过了,行了吧？”辛雅两眼一翻,只能宣布张烨过关。 The guests loudly cheered! 宾客们不禁大声喝彩！ „Good!” “好！” „Good!” “好！” „Teacher Zhang is attractive!” “张老师漂亮！” „Was too splendid!” “太精彩了！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „Professor Zhang was cool!” “张教授帅呆了！” „Really wins the highest Literature prize!” “果然是拿过最高文学奖的啊！” „Compared with the literary talent, whom we have feared?” “比文采,我们怕过谁？” Everybody looks really satisfies a craving! 大家真是看得过瘾！ Also had goose flesh including many reporters, thought that this too his mother was really fierce! 连很多记者也起了鸡皮疙瘩,觉得这真的太他妈厉害了！ In fact, Xin Ya at heart also has been startled with, others who what resembles do not know that possibly also thinks this is the show, before thinking is them, already reached an agreement, did these articles already write? But the talented person who only then Xin Ya and Old Wu relatives and friends roll is clear, they have not discussed with Zhang Ye, he does not know these topics, Zhang Ye is the scene answers really! 实际上,就连辛雅心里也已经惊得跟什么似的了,别人不知道,可能还以为这一场是作秀,以为是他们之前早就商量好的,这些文章是早就写好的？可只有辛雅和老吴亲友团的人才清楚,他们根本没和张烨商量过啊,他根本不知道这些题目,张烨真的是现场答出来的啊！ Fuck! 我草！ Your become excited you!? 你打鸡血了你！？ Xin Ya frustrates very much, on Literature, Zhang Ye was too truly fierce! 辛雅很挫败,在文学上,张烨确实太厉害了！ Behind. 后面。 Zhang Ye several schoolmates smiled to go bad. 张烨几个同学笑坏了。 Hu Feifei said: „Zhang'er this - compels - attire -, I give one percentage!” 胡菲菲道:“张儿这个-逼-装-的,我给一百分！” Wang He said with a smile: „I give 1000!” 王鹤笑道:“我给1000分！” Little Qian said: „My his mother gives one extremely!” 小倩道:“我他娘给一万分！” Old Wang talked about with interest: „This goods too can install - compelled!” 老王乐道:“这货太能装-逼了！” „But this type - compels, he installs!” Old Zhou also took. “可是这种-逼,就他装的了啊！”老周也服了。 In chairman's podium. 主席台上。 Dong Shanshan announced: „It seems like first pass/test result, Congratulations Zhang Ye entered the semifinal smoothly, was getting more and more near to new bride go on stage.” 董杉杉宣布道:“看来第一关有结果了,恭喜张烨顺利打进半决赛,离新娘子登场越来越近了。” Yu Yingyi said with a smile: „This second pass/test, what topic do bride's relatives and friends roll can set?”( To be continued.) 俞颖怡笑道:“这第二关,新娘的亲友团又会出什么题目呢？”(未完待续。) ... ...