The honored guests were in attendance. 嘉宾都到齐了。 The group star gathers together! 群星荟萃！ The people are not many, but is actually big! 人不多,但却都是大咖！ Celebrity quickly were requested to take a group photo with Zhang Ye by the reporter separately. 明星们很快被记者要求分别与张烨合影。 Ning Lan. 宁兰。 Zhang Xia. 张霞。 Chen Guang. 陈光。 Lilian. 莉莉安。 22 group photos, had afterward made the group photo. 22合影,后来还弄了合照。 Especially Lilian this international superstar, was looked after by the media with emphasis, has the warning line and limit of reporter active area, an important goods reporter early flushed, Junior Sister Yang Shu and security personnel were blocking in that side, drilled Yang Shu to press one, caused that many security personnel's mysterious personal bodyguard to this Zhang Ye looked askance secretly, several movements looked to, this certainly was Expert. That side, Zhang Ye just has made two pictures under scene and Lilian, that side his three younger sisters on called „flying” to come, drew Lilian to take a group photo, went bad excitedly. Lilian heard that three people are the Zhang Ye younger sisters, naturally does not have two words. 尤其莉莉安这个国际巨星,更是被媒体重点照顾,要不是有警戒线和记者活动区域的限制,一大帮记者早冲过来了,师妹杨姝和安保人员在那边拦着,钻出来一个杨姝就按回去一个,引得不少安保人员对这位张烨的神秘贴身保镖暗暗侧目,几个动作的看得出来,这一定是个高手。那边,张烨刚在镜头下和莉莉安拍了两张照片,那边他的三个妹妹就嗷嗷叫地“飞”来了,拉着莉莉安要合影,激动坏了。莉莉安听说三人是张烨的妹妹,自然没二话。 On the large screen of open-air garden is also putting the blessing of Celebrity. 露天花园的大屏幕上也放着明星的祝福。 Heavenly Queen/days later Zhang Yuanqi appeared with video that cell phone recorded, „Zhang Ye, newly-married joyful, my person could not go back externally.” A camera revolution, illuminated her behind place, was Western constructions, „had a look, has not deceived you, the person cannot arrive, but the blessing has sent, do not select my reason.” 天后章远棋用手机录的视频出现了,“张烨,新婚快乐啊,我人在国外回不去。”摄像头一转,照到了她身后的地方,都是西方建筑,“看看,没骗你啊,人是到不了了,不过祝福送来了,别挑我理儿啊。” Then is A-list movie star Huo Dongfang, the background in the hospital, „Teacher Zhang, couple of days ago made a movie the leg fell, in the hospital, could not eat your celebration drink, will leave several days later the hospital, turned head this liquor I to make up to you, finally, wish your early birth of sons, Congratulations congratulated!” 然后是一线影星霍东方的,背景是在医院,“张老师,前两天拍戏把腿摔了,在医院呢,吃不了你的喜酒了,过几天就出院了,回头这顿酒我给你补上啊,最后,祝你早生贵子,恭喜贺喜！” Celebrity that cannot catch up with sends the blessing. 一些赶不来的明星都送来祝福。 time was similar. 时间差不多了。 The scene is also getting more and more lively. 场面也越来越热闹。 Finally, Dong Shanshan holds up the microphone, „ladies, gentlemen.” 终于,董杉杉举起话筒,“女士们,先生们。” Yu Yingyi said with a smile: „Ladiesandgentlemen.” 俞颖怡笑道:“ladiesandgentlemen。” The open-air garden one was static, looks to two wedding Host. 露天花园一下静了,都看向两个婚礼主持人。 The reporters also know that the climax must come, cannot help but the spirit again shakes! 记者们也都知道重头戏要来了,不由得精神再震！ Dong Shanshan observes the situation, said: „Under, is going to be invited we to be most attractive today most moving new bride go on stage, did everybody anticipate?” 董杉杉环视一圈,说道:“下面,将要有请我们今天最漂亮最动人的新娘子登场了,大家期不期待？” „Anticipation!” “期待！” „Anticipation!” “期待！” „Oh!” “哇噢！” „New bride must come!” “新娘子要来啦！” „Applause where!” “掌声在哪里！” Scream! 尖叫！ Applause! 掌声！ The people spare no effort send out to cheer! 众人都不遗余力地发出喝彩！ Zhang Ye was also the anticipation, yesterday wedding dress to time, he has not seen Old Wu to put on, Old Wu and her maternal home person intentionally did not make one's own look that this morning has not seen Old Wu surface, therefore the one's own wife put on the wedding dress anything effect he not to know. 张烨也是期待不已,昨天婚纱到了的时候,他就没见老吴穿呢,老吴和她娘家人故意不让自己看,今天早上又没见到老吴的面儿,所以自己媳妇儿穿上婚纱到底什么效果他也不知道。 Yu Yingyi said loudly: „That, invited new bride sparkle go on stage!” 俞颖怡大声道:“那么,有请新娘子闪耀登场！” The applause was warmer! 掌声更热烈了！ However that side the red blanket does not have sound. 然而红毯那边却没动静。 Dong Shanshan said with a smile: „Once more invited!” 董杉杉笑道:“再次有请！” The applause cheers come again, may nobody. 掌声欢呼声再来,可还是没人。 Dong Shanshan was happy, „oh, our new brides are not it seems like good to invite.” 董杉杉乐了,“噢,看来我们的新娘子不是那么好请的啊。” The people smile, knows that this was should have program. 众人都笑,知道这是该有节目了。 Really, saw that side the red blanket to walk the Wu Zeqing maternal home person, had bosom friend(s) Xin Ya, had relative Fat Big-sis, almost one group of female comrades(s). 果然,就看到红毯那边走来了吴则卿的娘家人,有闺蜜辛雅,有亲戚胖姐儿,还有7788的一帮女同志。 Zhang Ye selects the neck to look in the future, „person?” 张烨挑着脖子往后找,“人呢？” Is Xin Ya of head shows a faint smile, „Professor Zhang, wants to ask the new bride to come out, must pass our pass/test first.” 为首的辛雅微微一笑,“张教授,想请新娘子出来,可得先过我们这一关。” Zhang Ye talked about with interest: „Project?” 张烨乐道:“还有项目啊？” Xin Ya said with a smile: „Knows that what was 30 years of east of the river 30 years of Hexi? Before letting you, offends me, this you repay a debt.” 辛雅笑道:“知道什么叫30年河东30年河西了吧？让你以前得罪我啊,这次该你还债喽。” The people laugh to create a disturbance. 众人大笑起哄。 „Must overcome an obstacle!” “要闯关啦！” „Teacher Zhang is powerful!” “张老师给力啊！” „Zhang'er, do not instigate!” “张儿,别怂了！” „Lost you to lose face!” “输了你就丢人啦！” „Lost your wife not to have!” “输了你媳妇儿就没啦！” The Peking University Tsinghua that challenge matter, their many have listened, that time snatches the student, Zhang Ye and Xin Ya separately are the people who Peking University and Tsinghua lead, who can think that these two Domestic youngest Mathematician(s), unexpectedly one is the Wu Zeqing husband, one is Wu Zeqing bosom friend(s), this really dramatic, but eats the melon people to like looking at this exactly, the media are also full of energy! 北大清华那次打架的事,他们多少都听过,那一次抢学生,张烨和辛雅就分别是北大和清华带队的人,可是谁能想到,这两个国内最年轻的数学家,竟然一个是吴则卿的老公,一个是吴则卿的闺蜜啊,这实在有些戏剧性,不过吃瓜群众恰恰就爱看这个,媒体也一个个精神抖擞起来！ Zhang Ye smiles, „line Professor Xin, has anything saying that you delimit.” 张烨笑,“行啊辛教授,有什么道你划下来。” Xin Ya nods satisfied, „good, I may say.” 辛雅满意地点点头,“好,那我可说了。” Zhang Ye dominates angrily said: „Alright, I then.” 张烨霸气道:“得嘞,我接着。” Fat Big-sis extends the take action finger, „we have three pass/tests.” 胖姐儿伸出手指头,“我们有三关。” A Old Wu table niece said: „Uncle, you have wanted these three pass/tests, my paternal aunt may not come out, which you should return return.” 老吴的一个表侄女道:“姑父,您要过不了这三关,我姑姑可就不出来了啊,您该回哪儿回哪儿。” Three pass/tests? 三关啊？ Also comes real? 还来真的啊？ But will the buddy fear this? 可哥们儿会怕这个吗？ Zhang Ye shrugs, „good, I met.” 张烨耸肩,“好,我接了。” Xin Ya claps with a smile, „words paper inkstone serves!” 辛雅笑着拍拍手,“笔墨纸砚伺候！” The staff carry out the thing immediately, same is then same, obviously early is prepared, moreover Zhang Ye and his studio person does not know completely that is the Old Wu relatives and friends rolls for intentionally pit Zhang Ye obviously, this was also at the China wedding the quite traditional project, no one was strange. 工作人员顿时搬出东西,一样接着一样,显然是早有准备的,而且张烨和他工作室的人完全不知道,明显是老吴亲友团为了故意坑张烨的,这也是中国婚礼上比较传统的项目了,谁都不陌生。 The people look at one. 众人看得一愣一愣的。 What is this? 这是什么啊？ Can compared with what? 要比什么？ Xin Ya has opened the mouth, „the first pass/test, we compare the literary talent.” 辛雅已经开口了,“第一关,咱们比文采。” Zhang Ye smiles to pull out, „who compares with me?” 张烨笑抽,“谁跟我比啊？” „I compare with you.” Xin Ya smiles said diligently. “我跟你比啊。”辛雅笑孜孜道。 Zhang Ye smiles not to speak. 张烨笑而不语。 The Xin Ya smile, „do not worry happy, first looked at my topic to say again.” Saying, character that on being on record stage has spread out one write, „the first pass/test compared with the project Is Homonym Writing.” 辛雅微笑,“你可别着急高兴,先看了我的题目再说。”说着,在案台上摊开了一副已经写好的字,“第一关要比的项目是——同音文。” Homonym Writing? 同音文？ What thing? 什么东西？ Many people are not clear. 很多人都不明白。 Has the several Teacher expressions of Peking University Chinese department one surprised. 只有北大中文系的几个老师表情一愕。 Xin Ya sees that explained: „Looks at a model to everybody, this is Homonym Writing that I write, so long as Teacher Zhang can write one similarly, even if I lost.” 辛雅见状,解释道:“给大家看个范例,这是我写的一篇同音文,只要张老师能写出一篇类似的,就算我输了。” The Zhang Ye shame said with a smile: „Do you write?” 张烨耻笑道:“你写的？” „Right.” Xin Ya face loyalty does not jump. “对啊。”辛雅脸不红心不跳。 Zhang Ye roll one's eyes, „, if you write, I ate this paper!” 张烨翻白眼,“要是你写的,我把这纸吃了！” Xin Ya said: „Who you leave alone write, do you meet?” 辛雅道:“你别管谁写的,你接不接？” Side has the projection to have the computer to have the large screen, that character was placed on the screen quickly, after all people look, is the holding breath one breaths! 旁边有投影有电脑有大屏幕,那副字很快被放在了屏幕上,所有人看后,都是倒吸一口气！ The original text writes: The Xi Creek rhinocero, plays happily. Xi Xixi the evening with rhinocero change residence, Xi Xi the careful custom washes the rhinocero. The rhinocero attracts the stream, the play raids bright. Xi Xi Hee Hee hopes the breath play. Pities the rhinocero hissing hissing to raid bright happily. 原文写着:西溪犀,喜嬉戏。席熙夕夕携犀徙,席熙细细习洗犀。犀吸溪,戏袭熙。席熙嘻嘻希息戏。惜犀嘶嘶喜袭熙。 The meaning is: The rhinocero of Xi Creek likes playing, Xi Xi brings the rhinocero to exit every day, Xi Xi is busy the careful gang rhinocero taking a bath, the rhinocero sorption mountain stream spurts to Xi Xi teases him, Xi Xi smiles Hee Hee to make the rhinocero should not be noisy, but the rhinocero always enjoys, likes playing. This article described Xi Xi the child with a mischievous rhinocero the scene in Xiaoxibian playing. 意思是:西溪的犀牛喜欢玩耍,席熙每天带犀出去,席熙忙着细心帮犀牛洗澡,犀牛吸着溪水喷向席熙逗他,席熙笑嘻嘻让犀牛不要闹,可是犀牛乐此不疲,就爱嬉戏。此文描绘了一个名叫席熙的儿童与一头顽皮的犀牛在小溪边嬉戏的情景。 Is this Homonym Writing? 这就是同音文？ In the entire chapter article has a sound? 整篇文里只有一个音？ Also can continually become a reasonable story? 还得连成一个合理的故事？ Fuck! 我草！ This was too difficult! 这太难了吧！ This who comes this! 这谁来的了啊这！ Many media fainted! 很多媒体都晕了！ Many Celebrity also look at two to see with a blur! 很多明星也看得两眼发花！ The bride's side relatives and friends roll created obstacles for them also to see had been many, had to let drink, had to make the high difficulty eat the apple, all kinds of anything had, was such very difficult high artistic creating obstacles, they first time saw, was really the writer circle, this group of fellow too abnormal! 女方亲友团的刁难他们也见过不少了,有让喝酒的,有让高难度吃苹果的,各式各样什么都有,可是这么高难度高艺术性的刁难,他们还是第一次见啊,果然是文人圈啊,这帮家伙太变-态了！ Peking University Chinese department Director Chang Kaige speechless [say / way]: „I know that this article, this is not Tsinghua Old Wang writes? Becoming you writes?” 北大中文系主任常凯歌无语道:“我知道这篇文,这不是清华的老汪写的吗？怎么成你写的了？” Old Wang? 老汪？ Tsinghua Chinese department renowned language professor? 清华中文系著名语言教授？ Xin Ya does not blush, „the topic has given in any case, Homonym Writing, I have a look at the table.” She lowers the head, „to some auspicious time also many time, Professor Zhang can think slowly, slowly research, can look for your relatives and friends groups to discuss, but if has not answered before the auspicious time, the new bride may not come out.” 辛雅也不脸红,“反正题目给了,同音文,我看看表啊。”她一低头,“离吉时还有不少时间呢,张教授可以慢慢想,慢慢研究,也可以找你的亲友团们商量,但如果在吉时之前没答上来,新娘子可就不出来了啊。” Dong Shanshan takes the microphone to say with a smile that side chairman's podium: „The relatives and friends groups of new bride have incurred, whether the bridegroom smoothly can pass?” 董杉杉在主席台那边拿着话筒笑道:“新娘子的亲友团们出招了,新郎官到底能否顺利过关呢？” Yu Yingyi said with a smile: „I looked to hang.” 俞颖怡笑道:“我看悬了。” „Zhang'er!” “张儿！” „keep it up!” “加油！” „Thinks well!” “好好想想！” „This topic is too difficult!” “这题太难啊！” „Who has the idea, is helping jutting out quickly.” “谁有主意,快帮着出出。” „This Tsinghua person is too bad!” “这清华的人太坏啦！” „Peking University friend? Quick help!” “北大的朋友呢？快帮忙啊！” The Zhang Ye relatives and friends shouted. 张烨的亲友们都喊起来。 But facing the topic of this abnormal, they really does not have any means that Peking University Chang Kaige Su Na Professor Zeng and the others is also at wit's end. 可是面对这种变-态的题目,他们是实在没什么办法,北大的常凯歌苏娜曾教授等人也是无计可施。 Visits them, Xin Ya shows the self-satisfied smiling face. 看着他们,辛雅露出得意的笑容。 The person who the Old Wu relatives and friends roll also laughs. 老吴亲友团的人也笑成一团。 But at this time, Zhang Ye actually had a look at that topic, looked at Xin Ya and Fat Big-sis and the others funnily, said: „This?” 可这时候,张烨却看看那个题目,好笑地看了辛雅和胖姐儿等人一眼,说道:“就这个啊？” Xin Ya stares, “Ah?” 辛雅一愣,“啊？” The Old Wu niece is startled, „what?” 老吴侄女一怔,“什么？” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „This?” 张烨笑道:“就这个啊？” Xin Ya said: „This, you come.” 辛雅道:“就这个,你来啊。”