Chairman's podium.
主席台。Dong Shanshanshouts: „Doesn't everybodyreach an agreementnice?”董杉杉喊道:“大家说好不好听?”„nice!”
“好听!”„nice!”
“好听!”„Does not have the problem!”
“没毛病!”„Goes through a strategic pass!”
“过关!”Yu Yingyisaid with a smile: „CongratulationsZhang Yepasses the secondpass/testagain.”俞颖怡笑道:“恭喜张烨再过第二关。”Zhang Yecocky, cups one hand in the other across the chestto sayvery much: „Reveals shortcomings, reveals shortcomings.”张烨很得瑟,拱手道:“献丑啊,献丑。”
The reporterwas happy!
记者乐了!
The honored guestssatisfied a craving!
嘉宾过瘾了!
The Old Wurelatives and friendsrolledonce againkneel!老吴亲友团则又一次跪了!Consecutivelythreenearlycreate obstacles for the generaltopic, being watertight that Zhang Yeanswered, hewritesincluding the song that veilsuchtalked nonsense, moreovereachsongjust right, eachsongnicemustdie, thiswas not the average personcanachieveobviously, the song and poemperson in Entertainment Circle, cannotachievethissituation. Thiswas the Zhang Yeskill, inEntertainment Circlecannot discoversecond!
连续三首近乎刁难一般的题目,张烨答的滴水不漏,连盖头这么扯淡的歌他都写出来了,而且每一首歌都恰到好处,每一首歌都好听的要死,这显然不是一般人能做到的,娱乐圈里的词曲人,没有一个能做到这个地步的。这就是张烨的本事,娱乐圈里找不出第二个了!
The person who the relatives and friendsrollwaslooks, wantsto baffleZhang Yewiththistopic, thatradicallywasimpossible, was goodalsohas the subsequent partybecause ofthem.
亲友团的人算是看出来了,想用这种题目难倒张烨,那根本是不可能的,好在她们还有后手。Xin Yadid not have idea.辛雅没辙了。Fat Big-sislooks atheroneeyes.胖姐儿看她一眼。Old Wutwoniecenieceswere also anxious.老吴的两个外甥女一个侄女也急了。„Shouldleaveincursgreatly!”
“该出大招了!”„Auntie Xin!”
“辛阿姨!”„Leaves the method!”
“出招儿吧!”„Lastpass/test!”
“最后一关啦!”Xin Yanods, „good, givesme!”辛雅点头,“好,交给我吧!”Zhang Yesaid with a smile: „Whatmethodalsohas? Althoughcomes.”张烨笑道:“还有什么招儿?尽管来。”Xin Yasneersthree, groansis stepping onto the chairman's podiumsuddenly, received the microphonefromYu Yingyithere, turns around, insteadhas smiled, „fellowguests, fellowrelatives and friends, beforesayingthirdpass/testtopic, Imustsayfirsttwowords, Iknewtoo many yearswithOld Wu, both of ussent the young child, wasbosom friend(s), todayisherbigmarriage, I was also very happy, before thiswedding, Iaskedher, actuallyIwrappedherwords, Iasked that whatmattershedid havetoZhang Yeisquitedifficult? Old Wutoldme, littlehadmatter to makeZhang Yeawkward, this person of temperamentwas quite straight, was quite decisive . Moreover the generaldifficultycould not stumphim, Isaid that youmustsayone, Old Wuthinksto tellme, makingZhang Yetohersay that ‚Ilovedyou’thesethreecharacters, definitelywasmost difficult.”辛雅冷笑三声,哼哼着忽然走上主席台,从俞颖怡那里接过了话筒,一转身,反而笑了起来,“各位来宾,各位亲朋,在说第三关的题目之前,我要先说两句话,我跟老吴认识太多年了,我俩又是发小儿,又是闺蜜,今天是她的大婚,我也很高兴,这婚礼之前我就问她呀,其实我是套她话,我问她有什么事对张烨来说是比较难的?老吴告诉我,很少有事情能让张烨为难的,他这人脾气比较直,也比较果断,而且一般的困难根本难不住他,我就说你必须说一个,老吴想了想告诉我,让张烨对她说‘我爱你’这三个字,肯定是最难的。”Your younger sister!
你妹!Zhang Ye: „Pū!”张烨:“噗!”
The peoplecreate a disturbance.
众人都起哄。„Likedyounot sayingincludingme?”
“连我爱你都没说过?”„Hahaha, Teacher Zhangyouare insincere!”
“哈哈哈,张老师你不厚道!”„This not goodthisis not good!”
“这不行这不行!”Xin Yasmiles the pressure the hand, helpedZhang Yesaywords, „actuallyIwithZhang Yealsoknewmanyyears, heandOld WutemperamentIknow, theywerethattypedo not meeton the mouthto express the sentimentalperson, youmadethemsaymutually‚Ilovedyou’, thatwascomparesto ascend to heavenreallydifficultly.”辛雅笑着压压手,也帮张烨说了句话,“其实我跟张烨也认识很多年了,他和老吴的脾气我都知道,他们俩是那种不太会嘴上表达感情的人,你让他们相互说一句‘我爱你’,那是真的比登天都难。”Fathernods.老爸点头。Motheralsosmiled.老妈也笑了。
The one's ownson, theywere clearest.自己儿子,他们最清楚了。Xin Yasaidsuddenly: „ButIdo not believe in evil doctrinestoday, Old Wuhas threatenedme, does not wantmeto feel embarrassedZhang Yewiththis, good, Itrade a method, then the topic of thisthirdpass/testis.”ShelookstoZhang Ye, „weconduct the Mathematicswork, thatuses the Mathematicslanguageto express the lovetoOld Wu.”辛雅突然道:“可我今天偏偏不信邪,老吴威胁过我,不要我拿这个为难张烨,那好吧,我就换一种方法,那么这第三关的题目就是。”她看向张烨,“咱们都是搞数学工作的,那就用数学的语言对老吴表达一下爱意。”Zhang Yehas no alternativesmiles.张烨无可奈何地笑。
The guestsalsooneintermittentlycreate a disturbance!
宾客们也一阵阵起哄!„Come!”
“来吧!”„Teacher Zhangcomes!”
“张老师来呀!”„Right, expressionexpression!”
“对,表达表达!”„The Mathematicslanguageis good!”
“数学语言挺好!”Thisclosesdoes not have the difficulty!
这一关根本没难度!Mathematicslanguage?数学语言?Ineverybodyopinion, Mathematicscanhaveanylanguage!
在大家看来,数学能有什么语言啊!Nothing butis520! Otherwiseis521!
无非就是520!再不然是521!
Only the digit of thisharmonicscanexpress the love!
只有这谐音的数字能表达爱意了!But, thisandZhang Yesaid that „Ilikedyou”not havinganythingto distinguish, am equal tomakingZhang Yechangeto„likeyousayingme”!
可是,这样和张烨说“我爱你”根本没什么区别,等于是让张烨变向把“我爱你”给说了!Zhang Yeactuallysmilesnot to speak.张烨却笑而不语。Fat Big-sissaid: „Zhang'er, youdid not say that bridedoes not come out.”胖姐儿道:“张儿,你不说新娘可不出来啊。”
The Old Wunieceurges saying: „Hee Hee, a bit fasteruncle, MathematicslanguageMathematicslanguage!”老吴的侄女催道:“嘻嘻,快点姑父,数学语言数学语言!”This was too truly difficulttoZhang Ye, hecannot sayreallythiswords, 520521hecannot read.
这对张烨确实太难了,他真说不了这种话,520521的他也念不出来。At this time, Zhang Yehas remembered a story, a classicalstory of hisworld:
这个时候,张烨想起了一个故事,一个他那个世界的经典故事:Mathematician(s)Descarteshas met with18-year-oldSwedishPrincess Kristen. Being together that every day is always togethermadethemeach otherproduce the heart of admire, princess'sfatherkingknew after flew into a rage, orders the Descartesexecution, after smallPrincess Kristenimplored urgently, the kingexiledFranceit, PrincessChristineis also put under house arrestby the father. Descartesreturns toshortly afterFrancethenhasserious illness, he****writesto the princess, because was interceptedby the king, Christinehad not received the Descartesletter. DescartesaftergivingChristinemailed out the 13 th letterto pass away, this 13 th lettercontentonly then a shortformula. The kingcannot understand, thought that amongthemalwaysdoes not speak the talk between lovers, convenes the imperial palaceMathematician(s) of entirecity, butnobodycanuntie, heis not cruel enoughto look that the beloveddaughteris all day depressed, givescontinuouslydepressedChristinethisletter. After the princesssees, immediately the intention of transparentlover, knows the loverwas still lovingher.数学家笛卡尔邂逅了18岁的瑞典公主克里斯汀。每天形影不离的相处使他们彼此产生爱慕之心,公主的父亲国王知道了后勃然大怒,下令将笛卡尔处死,小公主克里斯汀苦苦哀求后,国王将其流放回法国,克里斯汀公主也被父亲软禁起来。笛卡尔回法国后不久便染上重病,他****给公主写信,因被国王拦截,克里斯汀一直没收到笛卡尔的信。笛卡尔在给克里斯汀寄出第13封信后就气绝身亡了,这第13封信内容只有短短的一个公式。国王看不懂,觉得他们俩之间并不是总是说情话的,将全城的数学家召集到皇宫,但没有一个人能解开,他不忍心看着心爱的女儿整日闷闷不乐,就把这封信交给一直闷闷不乐的克里斯汀。公主看到后,立即明了恋人的意图,知道恋人仍然爱着她。Naturally, thisis only a story.
当然,这只是个故事。Butin the storythatfamousequation, actuallyreallyexists.
但故事中那大名鼎鼎的方程式,却真的存在。Xin Yais staring athim, „said?”辛雅盯着他,“说不说啊?”Fat Big-sissaid: „Zhang'er, don't be shy.”胖姐儿道:“张儿,别不好意思啊。”Mathematicslanguage?数学语言?Expressionlove?
表达爱意?Zhang Yesmiles, walksto go forward, takes a pen, takes up a paper, has written an equation above:张烨笑笑,走上前,拿起一杆笔,拿起一张纸,在上面写了一个方程式:r = a( 1-sinθ)
r=a(1-私nθ)Nobodyunderstands!
没人看懂!Manypeoplehave gawked!
很多人都愣了一下!Thiswhatgadget?
这啥玩意儿?Thiswhatthing?
这什么东西啊?Isn't520or521? Howto leave the equation?
不是520或521吗?怎么出了方程式了?Xin Yawas also blurry, „Zhang Ye, yourthiswhat?”辛雅也迷糊了,“张烨,你这什么啊?”Zhang Yesaid: „ThisisIto the words that Old Wuspoke.”张烨说道:“这就是我对老吴说的话。”Xin Yafaints, „inthiscanhaveanywords!”辛雅晕倒,“这里面能有什么话啊!”„Thatisbecauseyoucannot understand.”Zhang Yelight[say / way].
“那是因为你看不懂。”张烨淡淡道。
The person who the relatives and friendsrolldoes not do.
亲友团的人也不干了。„Yourthisis not good.”
“你这个不行。”„Thisiscomesblindly.”
“这是瞎来。”„What is a formula?”
“一个公式算什么?”„Inthisanythingdoes not have!”
“这里面什么都没有啊!”„Harmonics? Alsonot!”
“谐音吗?也不是啊!”
The reportershave doubts.
记者们疑惑。
The guestsare puzzled.
宾客们不解。Peking University the professors of severalMathematicsdepartmentsalsocame up.北大的几个数学系的教授也上来了。DeanPan Yangsaid: „Ihave a look.”院长潘杨道:“我看看。”Xin Yaalsolies there studies, „thiswhat? Password?”辛雅也趴在那里研究,“这到底什么?密码?”Pan Yangis also confused, „doesn't thisequationhave the significance?”Withsetting pen to paperunderstoodin the behindsolution, has put down the pen, shakes the head: „Does not have the significance.”潘杨也一头雾水,“这方程式没意义啊?”拿着笔在后面解了解,又放下了笔,摇头:“没意义啊。”Peking UniversityMathematicsTeacherlookstohim, „Professor Zhang, thiswhatformula?”
一北大数学老师看向他,“张教授,这到底什么公式?”Suddenly, Xin Yaexpressiononesurprised, „wait / etc.! Thiscomputerwhere?”
突然间,辛雅表情一愕,“等等!这电脑在哪儿?”
A Pan Yangfinger, „that sidechairman's podium.”潘杨一指,“主席台那边。”Xin Yatakes the equationto walkimmediately, an operation!辛雅马上拿着方程式走上去,一阵操作!On the screen, the peoplelookveryclearly, does not understand that Xin Yais makinganything.
屏幕上,众人都看得很清楚,也不明白辛雅在做什么。Peking UniversityMathematicsTeachercan understandactually.北大的数学老师倒是看得懂。„Does?”
“干嘛啊?”„Polar coordinates?”
“极坐标?”„Does shewantto drawto come out?”
“她要画出来?”„Does thisequationpicturecome outto be useful?”
“这方程画出来有什么用?”But after severalminutes!
可是几分钟后!Whenr = a( 1-sinθ) equationpresents the moment on the form of imagelarge screen, allthose presentgroupseruptedhugecalling out in alarm!
当r=a(1-私nθ)的方程式以图像的形式呈现在大屏幕上的一刻,所有在场的人群都爆发出了巨大的惊呼!„Heavens/Days!”
“天啊!”„What did Isee?”
“我看到了什么?”„Was too beautiful!”
“太美了!”„Fuckwas good!”
“我草太牛了!”„This, this”
“这,这”Xin Yawas shocked!辛雅惊呆了!
A Pan Yangfaceshocks!潘杨一脸震撼!Fat Big-siscovers the mouth!胖姐儿捂住嘴巴!
The reportersscreamed!
记者们尖叫不已!
The audienceguestswere shocked!
全场宾客都被震惊了!Thissimplecannot the simpleequation, unexpectedlybe a peachheart!
这个简单的不能再简单的方程式,竟然是一个桃心!
An astonishingpeachheart!!!
一个惊人的桃心!!!„Alsocanlike this?”
“还可以这样吗?”„Can the Mathematicslanguagealsolike this?”
“数学语言还能这样吗?”„Is thisZhang Yeto the words that wifespoke?”
“这就是张烨对妻子说的话?”„This was also too romantic!”
“这也太浪漫了吧!”„The Mathematicslanguagehad520incessantly!”
“数学语言原来不止有520啊!”„Toofucking awesomethis!”
“太牛-逼了这!”time, the vision of allpeoplelookedtoZhang Ye!
一时间,所有人的目光都看向了张烨!Will not say that Iloveyou.
不会说我爱你。Alsocannotsweet words and honeyed phrases.
也不会甜言蜜语。Zhang Yesomedispositions, are really more like a inflexibleMathematicsworker.张烨的有些性格,真的更像是一个死板的数学工作者。r = a( 1-sinθ)
r=a(1-私nθ)ThisisZhang Yegiveswife'scode word!
这就是张烨给妻子的暗语!Thisis a Mathematician(s)biggestromantic!( To be continued.)
这就是一个数学家最大的浪漫!(未完待续。)
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