IRAS :: Volume #13

#1299: Big marriage( puppy on puppy)


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Chairman's podium. 主席台。 Dong Shanshan shouts: „Doesn't everybody reach an agreement nice?” 董杉杉喊道:“大家说好不好听?” nice!” 好听!” nice!” 好听!” Does not have the problem!” “没毛病!” Goes through a strategic pass!” “过关!” Yu Yingyi said with a smile: Congratulations Zhang Ye passes the second pass/test again.” 俞颖怡笑道:“恭喜张烨再过第二关。” Zhang Ye cocky, cups one hand in the other across the chest to say very much: Reveals shortcomings, reveals shortcomings.” 张烨得瑟,拱手道:“献丑啊,献丑。” The reporter was happy! 记者乐了! The honored guests satisfied a craving! 嘉宾过瘾了! The Old Wu relatives and friends rolled once again kneel! 老吴亲友团则又一次跪了! Consecutively three nearly create obstacles for the general topic, being watertight that Zhang Ye answered, he writes including the song that veil such talked nonsense, moreover each song just right, each song nice must die, this was not the average person can achieve obviously, the song and poem person in Entertainment Circle, cannot achieve this situation. This was the Zhang Ye skill, in Entertainment Circle cannot discover second! 连续三首近乎刁难一般的题目,张烨答的滴水不漏,连盖头这么扯淡的歌他都写出来了,而且每一首歌都恰到好处,每一首歌都好听的要死,这显然不是一般人能做到的,娱乐圈里的词曲人,没有一个能做到这个地步的。这就是张烨的本事,娱乐圈里找不出第二个了! The person who the relatives and friends roll was looks, wants to baffle Zhang Ye with this topic, that radically was impossible, was good also has the subsequent party because of them. 亲友团的人算是看出来了,想用这种题目难倒张烨,那根本是不可能的,好在她们还有后手。 Xin Ya did not have idea. 辛雅没辙了。 Fat Big-sis looks at her one eyes. 胖姐儿看她一眼。 Old Wu two niece nieces were also anxious. 老吴的两个外甥女一个侄女也急了。 Should leave incurs greatly!” “该出大招了!” Auntie Xin!” “辛阿姨!” Leaves the method!” “出招儿吧!” Last pass/test!” “最后一关啦!” Xin Ya nods, good, gives me!” 辛雅点头,“好,交给我吧!” Zhang Ye said with a smile: What method also has? Although comes.” 张烨笑道:“还有什么招儿?尽管来。” Xin Ya sneers three, groans is stepping onto the chairman's podium suddenly, received the microphone from Yu Yingyi there, turns around, instead has smiled, fellow guests, fellow relatives and friends, before saying third pass/test topic, I must say first two words, I knew too many years with Old Wu, both of us sent the young child, was bosom friend(s), today is her big marriage, I was also very happy, before this wedding, I asked her, actually I wrapped her words, I asked that what matter she did have to Zhang Ye is quite difficult? Old Wu told me, little had matter to make Zhang Ye awkward, this person of temperament was quite straight, was quite decisive . Moreover the general difficulty could not stump him, I said that you must say one, Old Wu thinks to tell me, making Zhang Ye to her say that I loved you these three characters, definitely was most difficult.” 辛雅冷笑三声,哼哼着忽然走上主席台,从俞颖怡那里接过了话筒,一转身,反而笑了起来,“各位来宾,各位亲朋,在说第三关的题目之前,我要先说两句话,我跟老吴认识太多年了,我俩又是发小儿,又是闺蜜,今天是她的大婚,我也很高兴,这婚礼之前我就问她呀,其实我是套她话,我问她有什么事对张烨来说是比较难的?老吴告诉我,很少有事情能让张烨为难的,他这人脾气比较直,也比较果断,而且一般的困难根本难不住他,我就说你必须说一个,老吴想了想告诉我,让张烨对她说‘我爱你’这三个字,肯定是最难的。” Your younger sister! 你妹! Zhang Ye: !” 张烨:“噗!” The people create a disturbance. 众人都起哄。 Liked you not saying including me?” “连我爱你都没说过?” Hahaha, Teacher Zhang you are insincere!” 哈哈哈,张老师你不厚道!” This not good this is not good!” “这不行这不行!” Xin Ya smiles the pressure the hand, helped Zhang Ye say words, actually I with Zhang Ye also knew many years, he and Old Wu temperament I know, they were that type do not meet on the mouth to express the sentimental person, you made them say mutually I loved you, that was compares to ascend to heaven really difficultly.” 辛雅笑着压压手,也帮张烨说了句话,“其实我跟张烨也认识很多年了,他和老吴的脾气我都知道,他们俩是那种不太会嘴上表达感情的人,你让他们相互说一句‘我爱你’,那是真的比登天都难。” Father nods. 老爸点头。 Mother also smiled. 老妈也笑了。 The one's own son, they were clearest. 自己儿子,他们最清楚了。 Xin Ya said suddenly: But I do not believe in evil doctrines today, Old Wu has threatened me, does not want me to feel embarrassed Zhang Ye with this, good, I trade a method, then the topic of this third pass/test is.” She looks to Zhang Ye, we conduct the Mathematics work, that uses the Mathematics language to express the love to Old Wu.” 辛雅突然道:“可我今天偏偏不信邪,老吴威胁过我,不要我拿这个为难张烨,那好吧,我就换一种方法,那么这第三关的题目就是。”她看向张烨,“咱们都是搞数学工作的,那就用数学的语言对老吴表达一下爱意。” Zhang Ye has no alternative smiles. 张烨无可奈何地笑。 The guests also one intermittently create a disturbance! 宾客们也一阵阵起哄! Come!” “来吧!” Teacher Zhang comes!” 张老师来呀!” Right, expression expression!” “对,表达表达!” „The Mathematics language is good!” 数学语言挺好!” This closes does not have the difficulty! 这一关根本没难度! Mathematics language? 数学语言? In everybody opinion, Mathematics can have any language! 在大家看来,数学能有什么语言啊! Nothing but is 520! Otherwise is 521! 无非就是520!再不然是521! Only the digit of this harmonics can express the love! 只有这谐音的数字能表达爱意了! But, this and Zhang Ye said that I liked you not having anything to distinguish, am equal to making Zhang Ye change to like you saying me! 可是,这样和张烨说“我爱你”根本没什么区别,等于是让张烨变向把“我爱你”给说了! Zhang Ye actually smiles not to speak. 张烨却笑而不语。 Fat Big-sis said: Zhang'er, you did not say that bride does not come out.” 胖姐儿道:“张儿,你不说新娘可不出来啊。” The Old Wu niece urges saying: Hee Hee, a bit faster uncle, Mathematics language Mathematics language!” 老吴的侄女催道:“嘻嘻,快点姑父,数学语言数学语言!” This was too truly difficult to Zhang Ye, he cannot say really this words, 520521 he cannot read. 这对张烨确实太难了,他真说不了这种话,520521的他也念不出来。 At this time, Zhang Ye has remembered a story, a classical story of his world: 这个时候,张烨想起了一个故事,一个他那个世界的经典故事: Mathematician(s) Descartes has met with 18-year-old Swedish Princess Kristen. Being together that every day is always together made them each other produce the heart of admire, princess's father king knew after flew into a rage, orders the Descartes execution, after small Princess Kristen implored urgently, the king exiled France it, Princess Christine is also put under house arrest by the father. Descartes returns to shortly after France then has serious illness, he **** writes to the princess, because was intercepted by the king, Christine had not received the Descartes letter. Descartes after giving Christine mailed out the 13 th letter to pass away, this 13 th letter content only then a short formula. The king cannot understand, thought that among them always does not speak the talk between lovers, convenes the imperial palace Mathematician(s) of entire city, but nobody can untie, he is not cruel enough to look that the beloved daughter is all day depressed, gives continuously depressed Christine this letter. After the princess sees, immediately the intention of transparent lover, knows the lover was still loving her. 数学家笛卡尔邂逅了18岁的瑞典公主克里斯汀。每天形影不离的相处使他们彼此产生爱慕之心,公主的父亲国王知道了后勃然大怒,下令将笛卡尔处死,小公主克里斯汀苦苦哀求后,国王将其流放回法国,克里斯汀公主也被父亲软禁起来。笛卡尔法国后不久便染上重病,他****给公主写信,因被国王拦截,克里斯汀一直没收到笛卡尔的信。笛卡尔在给克里斯汀寄出第13封信后就气绝身亡了,这第13封信内容只有短短的一个公式。国王看不懂,觉得他们俩之间并不是总是说情话的,将全城的数学家召集到皇宫,但没有一个人能解开,他不忍心看着心爱的女儿整日闷闷不乐,就把这封信交给一直闷闷不乐的克里斯汀。公主看到后,立即明了恋人的意图,知道恋人仍然爱着她。 Naturally, this is only a story. 当然,这只是个故事。 But in the story that famous equation, actually really exists. 但故事中那大名鼎鼎的方程式,却真的存在。 Xin Ya is staring at him, said?” 辛雅盯着他,“说不说啊?” Fat Big-sis said: Zhang'er, don't be shy.” 胖姐儿道:“张儿,别不好意思啊。” Mathematics language? 数学语言? Expression love? 表达爱意? Zhang Ye smiles, walks to go forward, takes a pen, takes up a paper, has written an equation above: 张烨笑笑,走上前,拿起一杆笔,拿起一张纸,在上面写了一个方程式: r = a( 1-sinθ) r=a(1-私nθ Nobody understands! 没人看懂! Many people have gawked! 很多人都愣了一下! This what gadget? 这啥玩意儿? This what thing? 这什么东西啊? Isn't 520 or 521? How to leave the equation? 不是520或521吗?怎么出了方程式了? Xin Ya was also blurry, Zhang Ye, your this what?” 辛雅也迷糊了,“张烨,你这什么啊?” Zhang Ye said: This is I to the words that Old Wu spoke.” 张烨说道:“这就是我对老吴说的话。” Xin Ya faints, in this can have any words!” 辛雅晕倒,“这里面能有什么话啊!” That is because you cannot understand.” Zhang Ye light [say / way]. “那是因为你看不懂。”张烨淡淡道。 The person who the relatives and friends roll does not do. 亲友团的人也不干了。 Your this is not good.” “你这个不行。” This is comes blindly.” “这是瞎来。” What is a formula?” “一个公式算什么?” In this anything does not have!” “这里面什么都没有啊!” Harmonics? Also not!” “谐音吗?也不是啊!” The reporters have doubts. 记者们疑惑。 The guests are puzzled. 宾客们不解。 Peking University the professors of several Mathematics departments also came up. 北大的几个数学系的教授也上来了。 Dean Pan Yang said: I have a look.” 院长潘杨道:“我看看。” Xin Ya also lies there studies, this what? Password?” 辛雅也趴在那里研究,“这到底什么?密码?” Pan Yang is also confused, „doesn't this equation have the significance?” With setting pen to paper understood in the behind solution, has put down the pen, shakes the head: Does not have the significance.” 潘杨也一头雾水,“这方程式没意义啊?”拿着笔在后面解了解,又放下了笔,摇头:“没意义啊。” Peking University Mathematics Teacher looks to him, Professor Zhang, this what formula?” 北大数学老师看向他,“张教授,这到底什么公式?” Suddenly, Xin Ya expression one surprised, wait / etc.! This computer where?” 突然间,辛雅表情一愕,“等等!这电脑在哪儿?” A Pan Yang finger, that side chairman's podium.” 潘杨一指,“主席台那边。” Xin Ya takes the equation to walk immediately, an operation! 辛雅马上拿着方程式走上去,一阵操作! On the screen, the people look very clearly, does not understand that Xin Ya is making anything. 屏幕上,众人都看得很清楚,也不明白辛雅在做什么。 Peking University Mathematics Teacher can understand actually. 北大数学老师倒是看得懂。 Does?” “干嘛啊?” Polar coordinates?” “极坐标?” „Does she want to draw to come out?” “她要画出来?” „Does this equation picture come out to be useful?” “这方程画出来有什么用?” But after several minutes! 可是几分钟后! When r = a( 1-sinθ) equation presents the moment on the form of image large screen, all those present groups erupted huge calling out in alarm! 当r=a(1-私nθ)的方程式以图像的形式呈现在大屏幕上的一刻,所有在场的人群都爆发出了巨大的惊呼! Heavens/Days!” 天啊!” What did I see?” “我看到了什么?” Was too beautiful!” “太美了!” Fuck was good!” 我草太牛了!” This, this “这,这” Xin Ya was shocked! 辛雅惊呆了! A Pan Yang face shocks! 潘杨一脸震撼! Fat Big-sis covers the mouth! 胖姐儿捂住嘴巴! The reporters screamed! 记者们尖叫不已! The audience guests were shocked! 全场宾客都被震惊了! This simple cannot the simple equation, unexpectedly be a peach heart! 这个简单的不能再简单的方程式,竟然是一个桃心! An astonishing peach heart!!! 一个惊人的桃心!!! Also can like this?” “还可以这样吗?” „Can the Mathematics language also like this?” 数学语言还能这样吗?” „Is this Zhang Ye to the words that wife spoke?” “这就是张烨对妻子说的话?” This was also too romantic!” “这也太浪漫了吧!” „The Mathematics language had 520 incessantly!” 数学语言原来不止有520啊!” Too fucking awesome this!” “太牛-逼了这!” time, the vision of all people looked to Zhang Ye! 时间,所有人的目光都看向了张烨 Will not say that I love you. 不会说我爱你。 Also cannot sweet words and honeyed phrases. 也不会甜言蜜语。 Zhang Ye some dispositions, are really more like a inflexible Mathematics worker. 张烨的有些性格,真的更像是一个死板的数学工作者。 r = a( 1-sinθ) r=a(1-私nθ This is Zhang Ye gives wife's code word! 这就是张烨给妻子的暗语! This is a Mathematician(s) biggest romantic!( To be continued.) 这就是一个数学家最大的浪漫!(未完待续。)
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