IRAS :: Volume #11

#1048: Zhang Ye, is Clown you?


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In the afternoon. 下午。 The record continues, below was elimination series. 录制继续,下面是淘汰赛了。 Zhang Ye in restroom has made a phone call to Yang Shu. 休息室里的张烨杨姝打了一个电话。 Hello, Little Yang.” “喂,小杨。” Senior Brother.” 师兄。” Takes me to come.” “接我来吧。” Good, I immediately.” “好的,我马上到。” He wants to record to walk, finally Yang Shu this immediately, one next passed for a half hour, then Yang Shu returned his call, in Voice was passing awkwardly. 本来他想录完就走的,结果杨姝这一个马上,一下过去了半个多小时,然后杨姝回了他一个电话,声音里透着尴尬。 Senior Brother.” 师兄。” To?” “到了啊?” No, I, I stopped up on the road.” “没有,我,我堵在路上了。” Which stopped up?” “堵哪儿了?” Xizhimenqiao.” “西直门桥。” Humph, why do you run Xizhimenqiao to go?” “嚯,你跑西直门桥干嘛去啊?” I became lost.” “我迷路了。” You just delivered me in the morning!” “你早上刚送完我啊!” In the morning does not have you to show the way?” “早上不是有你指路的吗?” Your guidance!” “你导航啊!” „, I will not use.” “呃,我不会用。” This Junior Sister, sincerity unreasonable! 这个师妹,真心不靠谱 Ok, loves several points to several points, just wait. 算了,爱几点到几点到,等着吧。 Zhang Ye has to watch the competition steadfastly, Petal Rain, Spinach and Mask Marshal showdown, in three people must eliminate two people, is very brutal, but this is the athletic competition system. The finally result does not have what accident, what wins is Petal Rain. Although Petal Rain is a little small today is not healthy, it is estimated that was the aunt mother came, before said that the belly hurt, the condition was also ordinary, but again generally was also the strength brave warrior, was impossible to lose here. 张烨只好踏踏实实地看比赛,花瓣雨菠菜假面元帅的对决,三人之中要淘汰两个人,很残酷,但这就是赛制。最终结果没有什么意外,胜出的是花瓣雨。虽然今天花瓣雨身体有点小不舒服,估计是大姨妈来了,之前就说肚子疼嘛,状态也一般,不过再一般也是实力悍将,不可能输在这里的。 Mask Marshal has not uncovered the surface, has left behind a suspense, walked directly. 假面元帅没揭面,留下了一个悬念,直接走了。 Spinach uncovered the surface, she uncovered the surface moment, the audiences have exuded the screams! 菠菜揭面了,她揭面的一刻,全场都发出了惊呼声! A very attractive young miss! 一个很漂亮的小姑娘! Young, about 20 years old, possibly! 岁数不大,20岁左右,可能都不到! Liao Yiqi! 廖亦奇! Is Liao Yiqi! 是廖亦奇! „!” “哇!” Is she!” “是她!” crap!” 我了个去!” She, how she can sing?” “她,她怎么会唱歌的啊?” The honored guests already guessed, but many audiences have not guessed correctly! 嘉宾早就猜出来了,可很多观众没猜到啊! Liao Yiqi, this is the famous Peking opera performs the Master granddaughter, the specialized Peking opera performer, was too famous, Liao Yiqi has even gone to the CCTV Spring Festival stage, naturally is sings the Peking opera! No one has thought that will see her on this stage, this straddles zones cross was also too big? Did the Peking opera performer sing the popular song? Moreover sang such well? 廖亦奇,这是著名京剧表演大师的孙女,专业的京剧演员,太有名了,廖亦奇甚至上过央视春晚的舞台,当然是去唱京剧的!谁也没想到会在这个舞台看见她,这跨界跨的也太大了吧?京剧演员来唱流行歌曲?而且还唱得这么好? The honored guests stand to applaud for her! 嘉宾都站起来为她鼓掌! The entire audience also set out to send out the bravo! 全场观众也起身送出喝彩声! Liao Yiqi!” “廖亦奇!” Liao Yiqi!” “廖亦奇!” Liao Yiqi!” “廖亦奇!” The eye socket of Spinach was red, she is very affected, holds their palms together, expressed gratitude: Thanks, thanks Teacher, thank you, thanks!” 菠菜的眼圈红了,她很感动,双手合十,一个劲地道谢:“谢谢,谢谢老师,谢谢大家,谢谢!” Zhang Xia said with a smile: Resurrection Match, we wait for you to come back!” 张霞笑道:“还有复活赛,我们都等你回来!” Liao Yiqi is also Spinach, she looks at the honored guest seat, my meeting!” 廖亦奇也就是菠菜,她看着嘉宾席,“我会的!” This uncovered the surface to be too pleasantly surprised, was too inconceivable! 这个揭面太让人惊喜了,也太让人不可思议了! Meanwhile. 与此同时。 Yang Shu the plate from Xizhimenqiao has gotten down finally, called to say one's own. 杨姝终于从西直门桥上盘下来了,打了电话说自己到了。 Zhang Ye of restroom is preparing to change clothes to sneak off, finally the knocking on a door sound, outside came in unexpectedly was Red Sunset. 休息室的张烨正准备换衣服溜走,结果敲门声响了,外面进来的竟然是夕阳红 Zhang Ye is startled, has matter?” 张烨一怔,“有事?” Red Sunset visits him, doesn't reach an agreement does not turn on the water?” 夕阳红看着他,“不是说好不放水吗?” The Zhang Ye forced smile, I do not have.” 张烨苦笑,“我没有啊。” Your this, what significance did I take Singer King to have?” The Red Sunset light [say / way], she also wants to take issue of Singer King, but actually felt now probably was let is the same. “你这样,我拿了歌王有什么意义?”夕阳红淡淡道,她也想拿一期歌王的,可是现在却感觉好像是被让来的一样。 Zhang Ye understands before , how Red Sunset on the stage has won actually that not happy expression obviously, root here, he said immediately: Your today's Singer King name will follow reality, you think that I don't have sing earnestly?” 张烨才明白之前在台上夕阳红明明赢了怎么却还是那个不高兴的表情,根儿在这儿呢啊,他当即道:“你今天的歌王实至名归,你以为我没认真唱啊?” The Red Sunset static place, this song was ordinary.” 夕阳红静静地点了下头,“这歌一般。” Zhang Ye has actually smiled, that is uncertain.” 张烨却笑了,“那可不一定。” The Red Sunset doubts take a look at him. 夕阳红疑惑地瞅瞅他。 Zhang Ye said: Does not believe that we wait and see.” These many people thought that «Miss Dong» is ordinary? Also thought that I am turning on the water? You may be really funny, I violate? Ok, now said that anything is also useless, waits to broadcast that day that tomorrow, waits to broadcast, how this song can be clear. In onstage these appraisals of honored guest, Zhang Ye has not approved actually, he wants to wait to hit their faces, naturally, possibly is one's own by face-smacking? This cannot reach an agreement, after all the world is different, who knows. 张烨道:“不信啊,咱们走着瞧。”这么多人都觉得《董小姐》一般?还觉得我在放水?你们可真逗,我犯的着吗?算了,现在说什么也没用,等明天播出吧,等播出的那一天,这歌到底怎么样就能见分晓了。还有之前台上嘉宾的那些评价,张烨其实都不认同,他想等着打他们的脸了,当然,也可能是自己打脸?这都说不好,毕竟世界不一样了,谁知道呢。 After 20 minutes. 20分钟后。 Zhang Ye slipped away Beijing TV Station, had found the one's own car(riage) that side the parking lot, drew on the vehicle door the copilot. 张烨已经神不知鬼不觉地溜出了京城电视台,在停车场那边找到了自己的车,一拉车门上了副驾驶。 Yang Shu has a look at him cautiously, Senior Brother.” 杨姝小心翼翼地看看他,“师兄。” Zhang Ye said: First drives.” 张烨道:“先开车。” Good.” Yang Shu hurries to strike a light. “好。”杨姝赶紧打火。 All the way, Zhang Ye criticized her quite a while, how while convenient also has taught her guidance to use, then continued to scold her. 一路上,张烨批评了她半天,顺带也教了教她导航怎么用,然后继续数落她。 Yang Shu silently is listening. 杨姝就默不作声地听着。 Afterward Zhang Ye thinks that others just came Capital City not many days after all, can recognize any road, again had not said that groaned happy song. 后来张烨想到人家毕竟刚来京城没多少日子,能认什么路啊,也就没再说了,心情不错地哼哼起小曲儿。 Yang Shu shot a look at his one eyes secretly, this relaxed. 杨姝偷偷瞥了他一眼,这才松了口气。 Do not look at Yang Shu with others brain, she very much fears Zhang Ye. 别看杨姝跟别人都愣头愣脑的,她还是很怕张烨的。 At this time, a telephone pursued finally! 这时,一个电话终于追过来了! This is also the call that Zhang Ye is quite not willing to receive now! 这也是张烨现在比较不愿意接到的电话! Is Dong Shanshan! 董杉杉 Qing settled the throat, Zhang Ye met with a smile, fed, Shanshan, what kind of? Who today plays in the finals to win? My latter half has not looked, goes home.” 清了清嗓子,张烨笑着接起来,“喂,杉杉,怎么样?今天决赛谁赢了?我后半段没看,回家了。” That side Voice silent moment. 那边的声音沉默了片刻。 Dong Shanshan said: Attire, meets the clothing.” 董杉杉道:“装,接着装。” Zhang Ye pretended said with amazement: „? What installs?” 张烨假装惊讶道:“啊?装什么啊?” The Dong Shanshan probe said: „Are you Clown?” 董杉杉试探道:“你就是小丑吧?” Humph!” Zhang Ye one startled one said for the first time: What with what? Clown? Your imagination may be really rich!” “嚯!”张烨一惊一乍道:“什么跟什么啊?小丑?你想象力可真丰富!” Dong Shanshan said with a smile: Who isn't that you are?” 董杉杉笑道:“那不是你是谁啊?” Zhang Ye said: Which my knows that is, I have also wanted to know, hey, did you guess correctly on me? What level I sang you am not do not know that is right?” 张烨道:“我哪儿知道是谁啊,我也一直想知道呢啊,嘿,你怎么猜到我头上了啊?我唱歌什么水平你又不是不知道,对不对?” Dong Shanshan roll one's eyes said: You link the airplane to open, who knows that you suddenly will sing? This I am not strange!” 董杉杉翻白眼道:“你连飞机都会开,谁知道你怎么突然会唱歌了?这个我一点也不奇怪!” Zhang Ye: „......” 张烨:“……” Dong Shanshan: Confession, do not deceive me!” 董杉杉:“交代吧,别蒙我!” The Zhang Ye cough said: Really is not I.” 张烨咳嗽道:“真不是我呀。” Dong Shanshan cold sound track: Today on the spot «Miss Dong», last is to wish my happy birthday, who isn't you are? Who do others know my today's birthday?” 董杉杉冷声道:“今天现场一首《董小姐》,最后一句是祝我生日快乐,不是你是谁啊?别人谁知道我今天生日啊?” Zhang Ye does intentionally in consternation, „? Your today's birthday? Aren't you next month?” 张烨故作愕然,“啊?你今天生日?你不是下个月吗?” „Don't you know?” Dong Shanshan blinks. “你不知道啊?”董杉杉眨眼。 Zhang Ye said: What do I know? You had told me which Heavens!/[days] your birthday is?” 张烨道:“我知道什么啊?你跟我说过你生日是哪天啊?” Dong Shanshan thinks, is a little indefinite, has not told you.” 董杉杉想了想,也有点不确定了,“没跟你说过。” This did not tie!” Zhang Ye said: I do not know that this did Clown know you then? Your family relative?” “这不就结了么!”张烨道:“我也不知道啊,那这么说来这小丑认识你了?是不是你家亲戚啊?” Dong Shanshan speechless [say / way]: My relatives and friends have not sung are so good! On your post point near isn't the suspicion object, really you?” 董杉杉无语道:“我亲朋好友就没有唱歌这么好的!就你一个贴一点边儿的怀疑对象,真不是你啊?” „It is not I.” Zhang Ye talks nonsense does not bring to blink. “不是我啊。”张烨说瞎话都不带眨眼的。 A Zhang Ye saying, Dong Shanshan was also said by him ambiguously, said: Good, that possibly was I guesses mistakenly, I think again was.” 张烨这么一说,董杉杉也被他说含糊了,道:“好吧,那可能是我猜错了,我再想想是谁吧。” Made the telephone call, Zhang Ye implored the tone, then also smiled. Dong Shanshan truly personally has not said her birthday's matter with him, but does not know on behalf of Zhang Ye, once university time, the sisters who in Dong Shanshan and class is better very much chatted a time her birthday to make a mistake, Zhang Ye heard in not far away exactly, at that time he had the favorable impression to Dong Shanshan very much, naturally secret at heart, but these many years, what he one time has not celebrated a birthday to Dong Shanshan has not given gift. 挂了电话,张烨才吁了口气,然后也笑了。董杉杉确实没和他亲口说过她生日的事,不过不代表张烨不知道,曾经大学的时候,董杉杉和班里一个很要好的姐妹聊过一次她生日弄错了,张烨恰好在不远处听到了,那时候他对董杉杉很有好感,自然就暗暗记在了心里,只不过这么多年了,他一次都没给董杉杉过过生日也没送过什么礼物罢了。 Ha Ha. 哈哈。 You guess that guesses casually. 你猜吧,随便猜。 The buddy will not acknowledge in any case! 反正哥们儿不会承认的! Yang Shu said: Senior Brother, front drew near.” 杨姝说道:“师兄,前面快到了。” Zhang Ye um said: Crossroad stops, helping me buy the strip smoke, in the family does not have the smoke.” 张烨嗯道:“路口停一下,帮我买条烟,家里没烟了。” Good Senior Brother.” Yang Shu should say. “好的师兄。”杨姝应道。 Suddenly, telephone loud. 突然,电话又响了。 Dong Shanshan said: You determined that isn't you?” 董杉杉道:“你确定不是你啊?” The Zhang Ye perspiration said: Not.” 张烨汗道:“不是呀。” Dong Shanshan um, you pledged to me indifferently, if is really you, you go out unable to buy the breakfast, later buys is the counterfeit cigarettes, drinks is the adulterated liquor......” 董杉杉淡然地嗯了一声,“你给我发誓,如果真是你,你出门买不着早点,以后买的全是假烟,喝的全是假酒……” Said sparse for one minute. 稀稀拉拉说了一分钟。 Zhang Ye was silly! 张烨都傻了! Fuck! 我草 You were also too ruthless! 你丫也太狠了啊! Hurries!” Dong Shanshan urges to say. “赶紧的!”董杉杉催道。 Zhang Ye holds tears saying: Good, I pledged.” 张烨含着眼泪道:“好,我发誓。” Dong Shanshan then makes the telephone call. 董杉杉这才挂电话。 Yang Shu stopped, „does Senior Brother, what smoke want?” 杨姝停车了,“师兄,要什么烟?” Zhang Ye has tears streaming down the face, considers as finished does not buy, goes home.” 张烨泪流满面,“算了不买了,回家吧。” ( Slightly tasted the People's Daily, what content wants to know? The details please pay attention to my micro-signal changyubenzun or the public number search taste edict!) (小尝上人民日报了,想知道啥内容吗?详情请关注我的微信号changyubenzun或者公众号搜索“尝谕”!) ...... …… Traces to the origin book 【推本好书】 The calm night sends to think of the big god recent work: «Paradise Return». 静夜寄思大神新作:《仙界归来》。 Paradise one generation of exceedingly high thumb are frightened out of one's wits, a wisp of soul returns to Earth on body in originally, Tang Xiu discovered with amazement the paradise 10,000 years, on Earth passed in the past one year of time. 仙界一代通天巨擘魂飞魄散,一缕魂魄回归到地球上原本的身体之中,唐修惊讶地发现仙界过去了10000年,地球上才过去了一年时间
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