IRAS :: Volume #11

#1049: Miss Dong was hot


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On Saturday. 周六。 «King of Mask Singer» fourth issue of beginning broadcasting! 《蒙面歌王》第四期开播! Throughout the land countless people defend in front of the television open Beijing Satellite TV to watch the first broadcast, along with Program carries on, many people one startled one gets up for the first time, online all discusses the sound! 全国各地无数人守在电视机前打开京城卫视看首播,随着节目的进行,不少人都一惊一乍起来,网上全都是讨论声! Started!” “开始了!” Good that Spinach sang!” “哇,菠菜唱的不错!” Some people disclosed that she is Liao Yiqi!” “有人爆料她是廖亦奇!” „? Peking opera performer? Can't?” “啊?京剧演员?不能吧?” Real, you listen, truly looks like!” “是真的,你们听,确实像啊!” Era entered the stage!” 时光出场了!” Shit, this voice has not needed to guess, definitely is Zhao Qiquan Teacher!” 我靠,这口音已经不用猜了,肯定是赵启全老师!” „The southern Min dialect first person! Sang the national language song so to be also good?” “闽南语第一人啊!唱国语歌也这么牛?” Ha Ha, when he sang southern Min dialect song time definitely fucking awesome!” “哈哈,等他唱闽南语歌的时候肯定更牛-逼!” This Clown!” “该小丑了!” Visits him to sing anything!” “看他唱什么吧!” National ugliest Celebrity, smiles.” “全国最丑的明星啊,笑。” That evaluation too joking, I also looked that one time smiles one time!” “那个评选太逗比了,我也看一次笑一次啊!” But when Clown first Singing comes out, many people could not smile. 可是当小丑的第一首歌唱出来,很多人都笑不出来了。 ...... …… Some record company. 某唱片公司。 Your such is not good.” “你这样的不行。” Brother Liu, do you listen to my style of ancient poetry characterized by freedom from rigid patterns?” 刘哥,您听听我的歌行吗?” Did not need to listen, you red, the company did not sign this.” “不用听了,你红不了,公司不签这样的。” Brother Liu! You give me an opportunity, I......” 刘哥!您给我一次机会,我……” Was needless saying that my said was very clear, hurried, you were long, I urged you not to take this road, could not raise one's head.” “不用说了,我已经说的很明白了,赶紧走吧,你长得不行,我劝你还是别想走这条路了,出不了头的。” The boys went out of the record company silently, is going against the jet black piece of nighttime sky, is walking confusedly, does not know that which must go, does not know how the front road should walk. This is third, he sends each time Music little guy, will obtain the interview invitations of some record companies, after seeing him, several companies have turned down him without exception, because he not attractively, he does not have a Celebrity face! 男孩儿默默走出了唱片公司,顶着漆黑一片的夜空,迷茫地走着,也不知道要去哪儿,更不知道前面的路该怎么走。这已经是第三家了,他每次将音乐小样儿寄过去,都会得到一些唱片公司的面试邀请,然而当见到他本人后,几个公司无一例外都将他婉拒了,因为他长得不好看,他没有一张明星脸! He likes Music, likes really very much, he thought that Music is the one's own life, the wall that however he forever is unable to overstep at the same time kept off in front! 他喜欢音乐,真的很喜欢,他觉得音乐就是自己的生命,然而一面他永远也无法逾越的墙挡在了面前! He does not have the means! 他没办法! Really what to do he does not know! 他真的不知道怎么办! Gives up. 放弃吧。 Otherwise, considers as finished really? 要不然,真的算了吧? Suddenly, the ear hears the singing sound. 突然,耳边传来歌声。 The boys settle down, look to a street big gear, looks at the person in television, is listening to the singing sound in television, he was shocked suddenly. 男孩儿驻足,望向街边一个大排档,看着电视里的人,听着电视里的歌声,他突然愣住了。 I am very ugly.” “我很丑。” But I am very gentle.” “可是我很温柔。” Semblance is indifferent.” “外表冷漠。” Innermost feelings are frantic.” “内心狂热。” That is I!” “那就是我!” The person in television feels the chest of one's own - mouth: 电视里的人摸着自己的胸-口: I am very ugly!” “我很丑!” But I have Music and beer.” “可是我有音乐和啤酒。” Base and low.” “一点卑微。” Spiritless.” “一点懦弱。” Never flinches!” “可是从不退缩!” Ate the people of big gear to listen silly, watches the television. 吃着大排档的人都听傻了,怔怔地看着电视。 The boys also stayed there, suddenly, tears one has welled up. 男孩儿也呆在了那里,突然之间,眼泪刷地一下就涌了出来。 The song sang, the fist of boy has grasped firmly stubbornly, he has wiped the tears, turned around, turned on a light the direction stride that to walk toward the distant place, footsteps unprecedented strengthened! 歌曲唱完了,男孩儿的拳头已经死死地攥住了,他擦了一下泪水,一转身,朝着远处亮灯的方向大步走了,脚步前所未有的坚定起来! Mr. Clown, thank you! 小丑先生,谢谢你! I know how I should do! 我知道我该怎么做了! ...... …… On weibo. 微博上。 Was too fierce!” “太厉害了!” Shit this exploded of pleasant to hear!” 我靠这好听爆了啊!” I am very ugly, is I am very gentle?” “我很丑,可是我很温柔?” I listened to cry!” “我听哭了!” paralysis, I also!” 麻痹,我也是啊!” tears stops cannot stop, Fuck, this anything song!” 眼泪止都止不住,我草,这什么歌啊!” Really of pleasant to hear!” “真的好听啊!” Others just voted he are ugliest Celebrity, did he cause such a song?” “别人刚投票他是最丑的明星,他就弄出了这么一首歌?” Champion, he definitely is this issue of champion!” “冠军,他肯定是这一期冠军!” Do not forget also to have Era.” “别忘了还有时光呢。” This «I Very Ugly, But My Very Gentle» has created very big stir online, the innumerable netizens have joined the discussion, countless people were touched and are inspired by this song! 这首《我很丑可是我很温柔》在网上引起了很大震动,无数网友都加入了讨论,无数人都被这首歌感动和鼓舞了! Shortly. 不久后。 When this phase of Singer King competition station starts, all people were shocked! 当这一期歌王争夺站开始时,所有人又都被惊呆了! Era is really Zhao Qiquan!” 时光真是赵启全啊!” „This song of southern Min dialect, is really of pleasant to hear!” “这闽南语的歌,真好听!” Naturally, that was Zhao Qiquan!” “当然了啊,那是赵启全啊!” This was until now the person who should better guess!” “这是迄今为止最好猜的人了!” Has a look at him and Clown showdown is what kind, you discover not to have, how scene that many some audiences of southern Min dialect? You listen, shouted the southern Min dialect!” “看看他和小丑的对决怎么样吧,你们发现没有,怎么现场有那么多闽南语的观众啊?你听,都喊闽南语呢!” Yes, this what situation?” “是啊,这什么情况?” That Zhao Qiquan also not steady victory? Does this have the suspense?” “那赵启全还不稳胜啊?这还有悬念?” Then, Clown song sound. 然后,小丑的歌声响了起来。 For a while loses the will resentment to sigh.” “一时失志不免怨叹。” For a while goes down in the world unavoidably scared.” “一时落魄不免胆寒。” That loses the hope.” “那通失去希望。” Every day is drunk boundlessly.” “每日醉茫茫。” Has the body to kiss likely the scarecrow without the soul.” “无魂有体亲像稻草人。” The netizens were silly! 网友傻了! The audiences were silly! 观众傻了! Was looking that the professionals of television were also silly! 正在看电视的业内人士们也傻了! Southern Min dialect! 闽南语! Did Clown actually his mother also sing the southern Min dialect? 小丑竟然他妈也唱闽南语? Moreover is no one has listened to original song? 而且是一首谁也没听过的原创歌曲? Era is really miserable!” 时光真惨啊!” This was also too pain!” “这也太疼了啊!” Puff! Laughed at me!” “噗!笑死我了!” Zhao Qiquan Teacher first illustrious name, all destroys today!” 赵启全老师一世英名,今天全毁了!” He was plants in Clown!” “他算是栽在小丑手里了!” Technique is inferior to the person, but also clamored to challenge Clown, then stupid cunt!” “技不如人,还一个劲儿地叫嚣挑战小丑,这下傻-逼了吧!” This «Liked Spelling To meet Winning» is also of pleasant to hear!” “这《爱拼才会赢》也好听死了啊!” divine song! Absolute divine song!” 神曲!绝对神曲!” Sang was good!” “唱的太牛了!” How his song comes?” “他的歌都怎么来的啊?” ...... …… Meanwhile. 与此同时。 Zhang Yuanqi is telephoning with manager Fang Weihong. 章远棋正在和经纪人方卫红通电话。 Old Zhang: Looked at King of Mask Singer?” 老章:“看蒙面歌王了?” Fang Weihong is loud: Is looking, this Clown anything person!” 方卫红大声:“在看呢,这小丑什么人啊!” Old Zhang: I also want to ask you, looks up his status?” 老章:“我还想问你呢,查到他身份没有?” Fang Weihong: Cannot look up, is you cared incessantly that now in the entire circle everyone wants to know he is, but a clue does not have, now were also many a southern Min dialect? Will sing Singer of southern Min dialect? This range was more chaotic! The clue was too mixed! I suspected that this Clown feared was recognized by others, therefore intentionally misleads the public, intentionally induces us to think toward other places!” 方卫红:“根本查不到啊,不止是你关心,现在整个圈子里谁都想知道他是谁呢,可是一点线索也没有啊,现在又多了一门闽南语?会唱闽南语的歌手?这范围更乱了啊!线索太杂了!我怀疑这小丑就是怕被别人认出来,所以才故意混淆视听呢,故意诱导咱们往其他地方想呢!” They were all muddled! 他们全糊涂了! ...... …… A record company. 一家唱片公司。 Some vice-president continually has made 45 phone calls. 某副总一连打了45个电话。 „! Investigates thoroughly!” “查!查清楚!” But......” “可是……” Not, but, I must know the Clown status now!” “没有可是,我现在就要知道小丑的身份!” Qi Zong, cannot look up, I, I asked everywhere!” “齐总,真的查不到啊,我,我都问遍了!” That again asked that I do not believe him to jump from the stone seam, such fucking awesome Singer, industry in does no one know him? How possible! I must know his all materials, if he has not signed the record company, we sign immediately, if he has signed, must dig not at any cost him! Couldn't you have looked? This has Heavenly King background person!” “那就再问,我就不信他是从石头缝里蹦出来的,这么牛-逼的一个歌手,业内谁都不认识他?怎么可能啊!我要知道他的所有资料,如果他没签约唱片公司,咱们立即签过来,如果他已经签约了,不惜一切代价也要把他挖过来!你还看不出来吗?这是有天王底子的人!” I, I knew!” “我,我知道了!” ...... …… On television. 电视上。 This phase of Singer King voting started! 这一期的歌王投票开始了! The netizens also in or anticipation or anxiety, many people online were shouting one's own likes the Singer name, when sees the vote is Clown and Red Sunset compound number of votes, when hears Host Dong Shanshan to announce that enters fences-off, the netizens are also encouraged! 网友们也都在或期待或紧张,很多人都在网上喊着自己喜欢歌手的名字,当看到投票结果是小丑夕阳红并列票数的时候,当听到主持人董杉杉宣布进入加赛的时候,网友们也振奋了! „It was good!” “太棒了!” Can listen to two!” “又能听两首了!” Clown keep it up!” 小丑加油!” Red Sunset keep it up!” 夕阳红加油!” Later. 之后。 Clown mounts the stage. 小丑登台。 The audience resounded that once the fire to spread national several years of «Miss Dong» in Zhang Ye that world. 全场响起了那一首在张烨那个世界曾经火遍全国好几年的《董小姐》。 Clown plays accompaniment while singing: 小丑自弹自唱: Miss Dong.” “董小姐。” You have not forgotten your smile.” “你从没忘记你的微笑。” You are the same with me, are longing for senilly.” “就算你和我一样,渴望着衰老。” Miss Dong.” “董小姐。” Your corners of the mouth downward time is very beautiful.” “你嘴角向下的时候很美。” Like Anhe Qiao, limpid water.” “就像安和桥下,清澈的水。” ...... …… Next day. 第二天。 Sunday morning. 周日早晨。 Today the air is good, catches the eye toward the window outside, blue sky. 今儿空气不错,往窗户外一抬眼,蓝天白云。 Zhang Ye stretched oneself to crawl from the bed, looks at that rare time blue sky, he is also very satisfied, because he has also contributed Strength in this inside, although that «Fog Haze Investigation» documentary film later many people were scolding him, many person therefore hates he, having made him now also be by the banned stage, but Zhang Ye often saw this type of sky, he could not feel the regret. 张烨伸了个懒腰从床上爬起来,看着那难得一次的蓝天,他也挺满足的,因为他也在这里面贡献了一份力量,虽然那次《雾霾调查》的纪录片之后很多人都在骂他,很多人都因此恨上了他,让他现在还处在一个被封-杀的阶段,但张烨每每看到这种天空,他都感觉不到后悔。 Finished eating the breakfast, he got up Weibo. 吃完早点,他上了一下微薄 He stares, discovered that on weibo actually all scolds the sound. 他一愣,发现微博上竟然全都是骂声。 Like this male servant large surface area offend people person, sees to scold the first response of sound frequently is this group of people scolds his? Because post on the large-scale battle of words on weibo or the forum, in ten times has 67 every year times is to scold Zhang Ye, therefore he also a little empty, hadn't the buddy stirred up trouble recently? My surface hasn't revealed? Carefully looked that understands clearly, online scolding sound not to his! 像这厮这种经常大面积得罪人的主儿,看见骂声的第一反应就是这帮人是不是骂他的?因为每年在微博上或者论坛贴吧上的大规模骂战,十次里有67次都是骂张烨的,所以他也有点虚,哥们儿最近没惹事啊?我连面儿都没怎么露啊?仔细一看才是了然,网上的骂声不是冲他的! „Did Clown lose? Goes to you in a big way - master -!” 小丑输了?去你大-爷-的!” „Were these honored guests blind?” “这几个嘉宾瞎了啊?” „Can't you understand Music? «Miss Dong» isn't of pleasant to hear? My God!” “你们懂不懂音乐啊?《董小姐》不好听?哦买噶的!” I took these to guess that commented the honored guests of group!” “我服了这几个猜评团的嘉宾了!” Amy has the personal status!” “还是amy有品位啊!” „After this song I listened to one time, yesterday once started , it can hardly stop, listened to 20 in the evening! 20! Finally your did judges tell me Clown to lose? I faint!” “这歌我昨天听了一次后就一发不可收拾,一个晚上听了20遍啊!20遍啊!结果你们评委告诉我小丑输了?我晕啊!” This song is very good!” “这歌真的很棒!” „Everyone has a Miss Dong! Obviously, that several judges do not have at heart!” “每个人心里都有一个董小姐!显然,那几个评委心里是没有的!” Clown sang was good, why this issue of wasn't Singer King he?” 小丑唱的太好了啊,为什么这期歌王不是他?” I also like Red Sunset, this phase of display was good, but has to acknowledge that last song, is Clown sings really well!” “我也喜欢夕阳红,她这一期发挥太棒了,可是不得不承认,那最后一首歌,真的是小丑唱得好啊!” «Miss Dong» was not been of pleasant to hear by Chen Guang Zhang Xia several Teacher appraisals, I was also drunk!” “《董小姐》被陈光张霞几位老师评价不好听,我也是醉了!” In this song is story!” “这歌里全都是故事啊!” I do not know that Clown sang to whom, but listened to this song, my tears came out, no matter that young lady surnamed Dong were, I also want to say one, happy birthday, Miss Dong!” “我不知道小丑是给谁唱的,但听了这歌,我眼泪都出来了,不管那个姓董的小姐是谁,我也想说一句,生日快乐,董小姐!” The innumerable netizens could not do, on weibo complained that even railed! 无数网友都干不了,在微博上抱怨甚至是谩骂! On Music Billboard also changes suddenly! 音乐风云榜上也风云突变! The same day Music ranking has hung there! 当日的音乐排行榜已经挂在了那里! Some people thought that the Red Sunset second song should arrange at first, however, that song was only listed at third. Some people think Clown «Me Very Ugly, But My Very Gentle» can arrange at first, however, this song was only listed at second. «Likes Spelling Meets the Winning» rows in the daily chart fourth position! 有人觉得夕阳红的第二首歌应该排在第一,然而,那首歌只排在了第三位。有人觉得小丑的《我很丑可是我很温柔》会排在第一,然而,这首歌只排在了第二位。《爱拼才会赢》排在日榜第四的位置! Which song is first? 第一是哪首歌? First unexpectedly is «Miss Dong»! 第一居然是《董小姐》! Moreover leads in second third! 而且是遥遥领先于第二名第三名的! This song was hot yesterday evening, to today, once started , it can hardly stop, online discussed in all directions obviously this song person, that Clown has not attained this issue of Singer King dispute sound! 这首歌在昨天晚上就火了,到了今天,更是一发不可收拾,网上四处可见讨论这首歌的人,还有那小丑没有拿到这一期歌王的争议声! ...... …… In Old Chen family. 老陈家里。 Fan Wenli has completed the breakfast, was mistaken?” 范文丽已经做好了早餐,“走眼了吧?” Chen Guang looks at cell phone, the forced smile, „was my this by face-smacking?” 陈光看着手机,苦笑不已,“我这是被打脸了吗?” Yes.” Fan Wenli said with a smile. “是的。”范文丽笑道。 Chen Guang touches the face of one's own, probably is a little sore. 陈光摸摸自己的脸,好像有点疼。 Another side. 另一边。 Wang Zhuishu looks at the rank of Music Billboard, stares dumbfounded! 王追书看着音乐风云榜的排名,瞠目结舌! Chen Yidong: „......” 陈忆东:“……” Yao Jiancai: „......” 姚建才:“……” Zhang Xia: „......” 张霞:“……” This rank, they have not thought really! 这个排名,他们真的没有想到! That «Miss Dong who» their several no one favors, unexpectedly was yesterday in these songs topic and a dissemination highest song! To this time, they have thought that did not acknowledge is not good, because the market is examines a work most quickly is also the most direct method! 他们几个谁都不看好的那首《董小姐》,竟然是昨天那些歌曲里面话题度和传播度最高的一首歌!到了这个时候,他们想不承认也不行了,因为市场是检验一首作品最快也是最直接的方法! They were mistaken! 他们走眼了! This was mistaken really! 这回真的走眼了! This Clown, was too weird! 这个小丑,太邪门了啊!
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