IRAS :: Volume #11

#1043: «Likes Spelling Meets Winning» ( Part 3 )


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Shit! 我靠 Shit! 我靠 Shit! 我靠 Clown this start to talk, all people were scared! 小丑这一开口,所有人都傻眼了! Era almost frightens a somersault to fall down on the ground! 时光吓得差点一个跟头栽倒在地上! One that Amy leaps stood! amy腾的一下就站起来了! Wang Zhuishu is dumbfounded! 王追书目瞪口呆! Hu Fei and Xiao Lu opening mouth! 胡飞小吕张大嘴! Petal Rain and Red Sunset under Spinach several people stage have not nearly come to a stop! 台下的花瓣雨夕阳红菠菜几人险些没站稳! Entire audience one face ignorant - compels! 全场观众都一脸懵-逼! Southern Min dialect! 闽南语! Is the southern Min dialect! 是闽南语! What's the matter? 怎么回事? This his mother what's the matter? 这他妈怎么回事啊? Will Clown possibly sing the southern Min dialect? Impossible! This, this impossible! Southern Min dialect when he studies? He , he who is to the song that he writes!? 小丑怎么可能会唱闽南语?不可能的啊!这,这不可能的啊!他什么时候学的闽南话?他,他,是谁给他写的歌啊!? Clown looked that has not looked at other people's responses and expressions, was singing with a specially standard southern Min dialect loud: 小丑看都没看其他人的反应和表情,用一种特别标准的闽南话高声唱着: Life may compared with be the marine wave.” “人生可比是海上的波浪。” Sometimes sometimes gets up falls.” “有时起有时落。” Good luck, bad luck.” “好运,歹运。” Always must illuminate has labor to come the line.” “总嘛要照起工来行。” Three points of day is doomed!” “三分天注定!” Seven points by fighting!” “七分靠打拼!” Likes spelling will win!” “爱拼才会赢!” My God! 买噶 Too good! 太牛了! This his mother also too fucking awesome! 这他妈也太牛-逼了! In the auditorium these understand the audiences of southern Min dialect some damn, Era will sing the southern Min dialect, this is very normal, because Era is Zhao Qiquan, he is specialized southern Min dialect Singer, he sang Singing of southern Min dialect several years, but who this was Clown? Who is his mother? Some can Domestic possibly also people become this Singing of southern Min dialect? Moreover Voice or the art or technique of singing or are the skills, compared with Zhao Qiquan this southern Min dialect first person of singing is also much better? This...... This...... 观众席上那些懂闽南语的观众都有些见了鬼似的,时光会唱闽南语,这个很正常,因为时光就是赵启全,他就是专业的闽南语歌手啊,他唱闽南语的歌唱了十几年啊,可这小丑是谁啊?他他妈到底是谁啊?国内怎么可能还有人能把闽南语的歌唱成这样?而且无论是声音还是唱功又或者是技巧,都要比赵启全这个闽南语第一人唱的还要好一些?这……这…… Moreover where does this song jump? 而且这歌是哪里蹦出来的? Obviously is first listening, can the melody so be why good? Are the lyrics so good? 明明是第一次听,可为什么旋律这么好?歌词这么好? Clown sang: 小丑唱道: For a while loses the will resentment to sigh.” “一时失志不免怨叹。” For a while goes down in the world unavoidably scared.” “一时落魄不免胆寒。” That loses the hope.” “那通失去希望。” Every day is drunk boundlessly.” “每日醉茫茫。” Has the body to kiss likely the scarecrow without the soul.” “无魂有体亲像稻草人。” ! 一个! Ten! 十个! 100! 100个! Many audiences stood! 很多观众都站起来了! Especially these understand audience echo of southern Min dialect to be biggest, many people are hanging the staring dumbfounded expression, while is waving the fluorescent baton on hand crazily! 尤其那些懂闽南语的观众反响最大,很多人都是一边挂着瞠目结舌的表情,一边疯狂地挥舞着手上的荧光棒! This song was good! 这歌太棒了! Really was too of pleasant to hear! 真的是太好听了! Life may compared with be the marine wave.” “人生可比是海上的波浪。” Sometimes gets up, sometimes falls.” “有时起,有时落。” Good luck, bad luck.” “好运,歹运。” Always must illuminate has labor to come the line.” “总嘛要照起工来行。” The Era face was green! 时光脸都绿了! Not far away Spinach sees Era the complexion, tittered one to smile to spurt. 不远处的菠菜看到时光的这个脸色,噗嗤一声就笑喷了。 Nearby Red Sunset looks at Spinach to smile this, left Voice happily, looked at Clown on stand, looked at Era under stand again, she has taken this Clown! 旁边的夕阳红一看菠菜笑成这样,也是乐出了声音,看看台上的小丑,再看看台下的时光,她真是服了这个小丑 Chen Guang took! 陈光服了! Zhang Xia took! 张霞服了! Yao Jiancai took! 姚建才服了! Segment Group and presented all people to take! 栏目组和在场所有人都服了! They do not know that what language should with appraise Clown this person! 他们已经不知道该用什么样的一个语言来评价小丑这个人了! Clown has referred to the ceiling: 小丑指了指天花板: Three points of day is doomed!” “三分天注定!” Thump! 咚咚! Seven points by fighting!” “七分靠打拼!” Thump! 咚咚! Likes spelling will win!” “爱拼才会赢!” Coordinated the rhythm of drumbeats, the mood of audience to be lit! 配合着鼓点的节奏,观众的情绪都被点燃了! Amy said loudly: His how southern Min dialect can also!” amy大声道:“他怎么闽南语也会啊!” Wang Zhuishu said: Who knows!” 王追书道:“谁知道啊!” Chen Guang was happy, this person is really brings to the person time and time again pleasantly surprised, was right, just who said that Clown these round did affirm loses?” 陈光乐了,“这人真是一次又一次地给人带来惊喜,对了,刚刚谁说小丑这一轮肯定得输了?” Zhang Xia said with a smile: You said.” 张霞笑道:“你说的啊。” The Chen Guang cough said: „Do I have? I had not said.” 陈光咳嗽道:“我有吗?我可没说。” Yao Jiancai laughs, Old Chen started round trip to look to make up, other was round!” 姚建才哈哈大笑,“老陈开始往回找补了啊,别圆了!” Chen Yidong speechless [say / way]: Who thinks that he can sing the song of southern Min dialect, who thinks that he also has such a southern Min dialect song of original! Whoops I took, this person who?” 陈忆东无语道:“谁想到他能唱闽南语的歌啊,谁想到他也有这么一首原创的闽南语歌啊!哎呦我服了,这人到底谁啊?” Listens to music, speaks, they also subconsciously fall below the vision on the scene on Era, looks the shocking expression that under the Era mask in the eye shows to know, even if kills his 100 times him not to be impossible to guess correctly that Clown actually also will sing a song of southern Min dialect today! 听着歌,说着话,他们不禁也下意识地将目光落在场下的时光身上,看时光面具下眼睛里露出的震惊表情就能知道,就算打死他100次他也不可能猜到小丑今天竟然也会唱一首闽南语的歌! Is likes spelling really will win! 真的是爱拼才会赢啊! All people thought Clown too purely! 所有人都把小丑想得太单纯了! The previous issue, they hurt for the Li Yu face! 上一期,他们替黎育脸疼! This issue, they hurt for the Era face! 这一期,他们替时光脸疼! Han Qi has gone bad excitedly, goes all out to wave to scream below that everyone thinks Clown must lose, who thinks that others have put out such a song! 韩琦兴奋坏了,在下面拼命挥着手尖叫,谁都以为小丑要输了,可谁想人家拿出了这么一首歌啊! Life may compared with be the marine wave.” “人生可比是海上的波浪。” Sometimes sometimes gets up falls.” “有时起有时落。” Good luck, bad luck.” “好运,歹运。” Always must illuminate has labor to come the line.” “总嘛要照起工来行。” Three points of day is doomed!” “三分天注定!” Seven points by fighting!” “七分靠打拼!” Likes spelling will win!” “爱拼才会赢!” Era started at heart motherfucker, he until now is not willing to believe that Clown sang a song of southern Min dialect, this does not think the Cantonese, person who sang are many, the good song of Cantonese quite to be also many, therefore liked listening to the Cantonese song person many to sing two, possibly pronounced is very standard. Era sang, but southern Min dialect, was a quite small language classification, moreover in this world also few specially hot southern Min dialect song! 时光已经开始在心里骂娘了,他直到现在也不愿意相信,小丑真就唱了一首闽南语的歌,这可不想粤语,唱的人多,粤语的好歌也比较多,所以喜欢听粤语歌的人多少都能唱两句,可能发音还挺标准的。时光唱的可是闽南语啊,是相当小的一个语种啊,而且这个世界上也没有几首特别火的闽南语歌啊! Will his mother you also sing? 这他妈你也会唱? This his mother can you also sing? 这他妈你也能唱? Fuck your also too multi-talented you!? 我草你也太多才多艺了吧你!? You are intentionally! 你是成心的啊! On stage. 台上。 Clown sang. 小丑唱完了。 Following audience also burst into cry and applause! 下面的观众也爆发了叫声和掌声! Clown!” 小丑!” Clown!” 小丑!” Clown!” 小丑!” These understand the audience shout of southern Min dialect to be biggest! 那些懂闽南语的观众喊声最大! Era looks, thump, he knows at heart that perhaps he must lose today, his livelihood home game superiority turned into the Clown superiority now unexpectedly! He wants to step on Clown to win to compete, a Clown resounding palm of the hand has pulled out unexpectedly directly! Era regretted really this stage, popularity has not gained many, now looks like, he must originally gives to compensate popularity and status! 时光一看,心里就咯噔了一声,他知道,他今天恐怕要输了,他赖以生存的主场优势如今竟然变成了小丑的优势!他原本想踩着小丑赢下比赛,谁料小丑一个响亮的巴掌直接抽了过来!时光真的后悔来这个舞台了,人气没赚到多少,现在看来,他还要把原本的人气和地位都给赔进去了! Although this stage also has to win to lose, has lost including Petal Rain, this is actually not anything. The Era present condition is but different, is Clown that he provokes first, is he in compelling Clown and his showdown, finally shouldering flag Singer of his southern Min dialect, unexpectedly by the people from other place's face-smacking on the southern Min dialect song? What taste is this one? Only is thinks that is unable to look straight ahead! 虽然这个舞台也有赢有输,连花瓣雨都输过,这个其实不算什么。可是时光现在的状况不一样啊,是他先挑衅的小丑,是他在逼着小丑和他对决,结果他一个闽南语的扛旗歌手,竟然被一个外地人在闽南语歌曲上打脸了?这是一种什么样的滋味?光是想一想都无法直视啊! Far more than is the face hurts? 何止是脸疼? The egg must break to pieces sorely! 蛋都得疼碎了啊! Era thinks, a complexion red green! 时光想着想着,脸色一阵红一阵绿! Zhang Ye vividly steps down the stage. 张烨轻快地走下台。 Petal Rain raises up the thumb! 花瓣雨竖起大拇指! Spinach raises two to set upright thumb! 菠菜高举两手竖着拇指! Red Sunset also smiles bitterly, bumps into you, calculates that Era is bad luck!” 夕阳红也苦笑一声,“碰上你,算时光倒霉!” Spinach chin another direction, Teacher Zhao is about to cry! Teacher Clown, your this was too ruthless, was too ruthless, Hahahahaha!” 菠菜下巴努努另一个方向,“赵老师都快哭了!小丑老师,您这太狠了,真的太狠了,哈哈哈哈哈!” Today's competition is too lively! 今天的比赛太热闹! Some people want dead, some people want to smile. 有人想死,有人想笑。 The people looked that also puzzles to the Clown look, that type wants to come up to move the person of his mask more, all people want to know where Clown is sacred! 人们看向小丑的眼神也更加迷惑不解,那种想上去一把扒掉他面具的人更多了,所有人都想知道小丑到底是何方神圣! The national language song can you sing? 国语歌你能唱? The Cantonese song can you sing? 粤语歌你能唱? Also has sung the Northeastern Mandarin song? 还唱过东北话的歌? Now? even/including his mother southern Min dialect you will also sing!? 现在呢?连他妈闽南语你也会唱啊!? Which your this is studies? Which your songs are come? 你这都是哪儿学的啊?你这些歌都是哪儿来的啊?
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