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#10: Copes with bear child's method

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The chubby boy about ten -year-old appearances, Li Yi turned the head to look at the past time, the expression that opposite party correct use one type was not convinced visits him, in the eye has carefully examining some flavors unexpectedly. 胖乎乎的男孩大约有十岁左右的样子,李易转头看过去的时候,对方正用一种不服气的表情看着他,眼睛里居然有着些许审视的味道。 Such vision is not rare, several young boys around him, in the look has the same thing. 这样的目光并不罕见,在他周围的几个小男孩,眼神里都有着同样的东西。 The bonus is Li Yi having lived two lives, does not understand anything that in these bear child hearts actually thinks. 饶是李易两世为人,也不明白这些熊孩子心里面到底想的什么东西。 That light hostility what's the matter? 那一丝淡淡的敌意是怎么回事？ Obviously is first meeting, he did not know these bear children before! 明明是第一次见面,他之前根本不认识这些熊孩子啊！ „Why do you make Elder Sister Rúyee husband?” “你凭什么做如仪姐的相公？” At this time, saw only that body grandiose boy to raise head to look at Li Yi, said: „I grew up, must marry Elder Sister Rúyee to be the wife!” 这时,只见那身体壮硕的男孩仰头看着李易,说道:“等我长大了,要娶如仪姐做老婆的！” Li Yi hearing this stares slightly, suddenly does not have slow the god. Wool does not have the long simultaneous/uniform bear child, unexpectedly is thinking marries others to be the wife? 李易闻言微微一愣,一时间没有缓过神。一个毛都没长齐的熊孩子,居然想着娶人家做老婆？ Looked the bear child who again nearby that several obvious and he shares a common hatred, Li Yi understands where finally they come regarding oneself that light hostility. 再看旁边那几个明显和他同仇敌忾的熊孩子,李易终于明白他们对于自己那一股淡淡的敌意是从哪里来的了。 It seems like that he underestimated oneself wife charm! 看来,他还是低估了自家娘子的魅力啊！ However thinks is also normal carefully, these light the buttocks the bear child who runs in the border are knowing anything all day, generally sees the attractive female, dares to talk wildly to grow up to marry to be the wife. 不过仔细想想也算正常,这些整天光着屁股在寨子里面跑的熊孩子知道些什么,大抵是见到漂亮的女子,都敢放言长大了要娶回去做老婆。 child said shamelessly, in the border Sir naturally cannot go to haggle over anything with them, gradually, such thought will increasingly deepen in their mind, they could not realize any improper place. 童言无忌,寨子里面的大人自然不会去和他们计较些什么,久而久之,这样的念头就会在他们的脑海中日益加深,他们自己也意识不到什么不妥的地方。 However, the appearance of Li Yi, made these mind mature bear children not suffer the destructive attack. 然而,李易的出现,却让这些心灵尚未成熟的熊孩子们遭受到了毁灭性的打击。 After thinking to grow up, marries the goddess that goes home to make others' wife, in the heart was not naturally convinced. 想着长大以后娶回家的女神做了别人的娘子,心中自然是十分不服气的。 Also luckily is only some thoughts pure children, if changed others, perhaps will carry a kitchen knife and his duel also perhaps. 也幸好只是一些心思单纯的孩子,要是换了别人,恐怕会拎把菜刀和他决斗也说不定。 Looked at a these probably combative cockerel same bear child, he naturally cannot haggle over anything with these bear children, coughed lightly, „returns to own position to sit, if teaches your thing not to remember today, cannot go home to eat meal.” 瞄了一眼这些像是好斗公鸡一样的熊孩子,他自然不会和这些熊孩子计较些什么,轻咳了一声,“都回到自己的位置坐好,要是今天教给你们的东西没记住,不许回家吃饭。” With bear children meets is not for the first time is harmonious, Li Yi put out a dignity of mister to come out very much at the right moment. 和熊孩子们的第一次见面算不上多么和谐,李易很适时的拿出了一点先生的威严出来。 Regarding the world, he has done immediately had understood, various manners and customs and etiquette standards and so on, generally were equivalent to the ancient China, honoring the teacher and respecting his teachings as before was the mainstream idea. 对于当下所处的世界,他已经做了一些了解,各种风俗习惯以及礼仪规范之类的,大抵相当于中国古代,尊师重道依旧是主流思想。 This thought penetrates into each class, even if these bear children face him is not convinced, still honest sitting returned to own position. 这种思想深入到每一个阶层,所以即便是这些熊孩子心里面对他再不服气,也都老老实实的坐回了自己的位置。 Before Mr. Qin, if in their class were mischievous, the mister told the Sir their performance, after going back, took buttocks to blossom unavoidably. 以前秦先生在的时候,倘若他们课上调皮捣蛋了,先生将他们的表现告诉自家大人,回去之后免不了要一顿屁股开花。 „Under club loyal son”, regarding these not cultured average person, educates the children only creed. “棍棒底下出孝子”,对于这些并未开化的普通人来说,还是教育子女唯一的信条。 For own buttocks consider, these bear children do not dare in the school extremely to be again dissolute, although they sat oneself position, on the face actually as before was a unfriendly and blunt, but warm and tender inside expression, in a both limpid transparent eye despised completely. 为了自己的屁股着想,这些熊孩子也不敢再学堂上太过放肆,不过虽然他们都坐到了自己的位置,脸上却依旧是一副傲娇的表情,一双双清澈透明的眼睛中满是鄙视。 bear child's thoughts very pure, anything that heart inside thinks all writes on the face, Li Yi cast aside their one eyes lightly, said slowly: „Morning is first attending class, we do not teach other, first told a story, everyone relaxed.” 熊孩子的心思都十分的单纯,心里面想的什么全都写在脸上,李易淡淡的撇了他们一眼,缓缓道:“早上是第一次上课,我们不教别的,先讲个故事,大家放松一下。” Hears „story” these two characters, on an numerous bear child's face exchanged an expression immediately, reveals appearance that is interested. 听到“故事”这两个字,一众熊孩子的脸上马上换上了一副表情,流露出感兴趣的样子。 Since childhood grows up in Willow Leaf Stronghold, including oneself Sir, the side can contact, the careless person who all has not studied, where understood that what story told? 从小在柳叶寨长大,包括自家大人在内,身边能接触到的,全都是没读过书的粗人,哪里懂得讲什么故事？ Really bored time, can entangle Second Great Uncle to speak these Liu Family ancestor past legend past events of actually, but such matter listened also to be tired of...... Mr. Qin actually in the border the only scholar, but he attended class always an icy coffin face, the frightened bear children atmosphere does not dare to leave, counted on that mentioned any interesting story only to be able from his mouth to daydream. 实在无聊的时候,倒是可以缠着二叔公讲一讲那些柳家先祖当年的传奇往事,但这样的事情听多了也会烦……秦先生倒是寨子里面唯一的读书人,但他上课总是一副冷冰冰的棺材脸,吓的熊孩子们大气都不敢出,指望从他的嘴里讲出什么有趣的故事只能是白日做梦。 Did not have official beginning lecturing, Li Yi to succeed had evoked bear children's curiosity. 还没正式的开讲,李易已经成功了勾起了熊孩子们的好奇心。 Sits in the forefront, the stature most grandiose boy, although in the look somewhat anticipated faintly, curling the lip of but disdains: „Broken story, has of pleasant to hear what......” 坐在最前面,身材最为壮硕的男孩,虽然眼神中隐隐有些期待,但还是不屑的撇了撇嘴:“破故事,有什么好听的……” Li Yi gets a panoramic view all bear children's expressions, the corners of the mouth brought back wiped the curve. 李易将所有熊孩子的表情尽收眼底,嘴角不由的勾起了一抹弧度。 Copes with these pure bear children, he has 10,000 methods to use...... 对付这些单纯的熊孩子,他有一万种方法可以用…… „Today must say, a story about monkey.” “今天要讲的,是关于一只猴子的故事。” Li Yi at present, is floating illusory books, above writes " Journey to the West » three large characters. 李易的眼前,漂浮着一本虚幻的书籍,上面写着《西游记》三个大字。 „Chaos have not been divided the world to be chaotic, boundless remote no one sees. Since the Pangu broken primordial chaos, opening was clear henceforth distinguishes......” Li Yi to read two muddy, suddenly thought that had anything is not right, then looked at the expression that bear a children face compelled ignorant, this realized that took a Journey to the West of original a moment ago unexpectedly conveniently, the language was quite relatively obscure, by these bear children's intelligence quotients, definitely could not understand. “混沌未分天地乱,茫茫渺渺无人见。自从盘古破鸿蒙,开辟从兹清浊辨……”李易读了两句,忽然觉得有什么不对,回头看了看熊孩子们一脸懵逼的表情,这才意识到刚才居然随手拿了一本原版的西游记,语言相对比较晦涩,以这些熊孩子们的智商,肯定是理解不了的。 The intention moves, has traded a Journey to the West of vernacular version at present. 心念一动,已经换了一本白话版的西游记在眼前。 „Chaos have not been divided the world chaotically...... boundless remote no one to see, since Pangu broken...... broken primordial chaos, opens...... distinguishes...... Li Yi actually not to know clear henceforth muddy”, these two that he read a moment ago, as if thunderclap generally in an numerous bear children's mind crack. “混沌未分天地乱……茫茫渺渺无人见,自从盘古破……破鸿蒙,开辟从兹……清浊辨……”李易却是并不知道,他刚才念出来的这两句,仿佛雷声一般在一众熊孩子们的脑海中炸响。 Although could not understand this new mister to say anything, but ------ Feels like very fierce appearance! 虽然听不懂这位新来的先生在说什么,但是------感觉好像很厉害的样子！ Also at this time, the Li Yi magnetic sound, once again passed to near bear child's ear. 也就是在这个时候,李易富有磁性的声音,再次传到了熊孩子的耳边。 „Legend before for a long time is very very long, the world is divided into the Dongsheng god continent and western ox Hezhou, Jambudvipa, north all Luzhou. In Dongsheng god continent proud Laiguo, Mt. Huaguo, on the mountain has the immortal stone together, an angel stone cracks, a stone monkey jumped from the immortal stone, the eye projects golden light......” “传说在很久很久以前,天下分为东胜神洲、西牛贺洲、南赡部洲、北俱芦洲。在东胜神洲傲来国,有一座花果山,山上有一块仙石,一天仙石崩裂,一只石猴从仙石中蹦了出来,眼睛射出一道道金光……” After several seconds that Li Yi opens the mouth, the expressions on all bear child-like features changed, opened the mouth, in the big eye projects the unbelievable ray. 在李易开口的数秒之后,所有熊孩子脸上的表情就变了,一个个张大了嘴巴,大眼睛里面射出难以置信的光芒。 The monkey reveals itself, acknowledging as teacher bodhi, dragon palace taking advantage of treasure, Havoc in Heaven...... 猴王出世,拜师菩提,龙宫借宝,大闹天宫…… With telling of Li Yi, a grotesque and gaudy new world front door, opens in front of the bear children slowly. 随着李易的娓娓道来,一个光怪陆离的新世界大门,在熊孩子们面前缓缓打开。 This is they have not contacted the world, here deity authorities, the evil spirit runs amuck...... 这是一个他们从来都没有接触过的世界,这里神仙当道,妖魔横行…… Originally the thundering lightning is because the god of thunder goddess of lightning plays the gong in the space ; Originally after the person died, the soul will go to a place named hell, there has the yama judge, Black and White Impermanence ; Originally some people can the flying escape, controls the forces of nature ; Originally in their top of the heads, the cloud layer is deep, innumerable broad incomparable palaces...... 原来打雷闪电是因为雷公电母在天上敲锣;原来人死了之后,灵魂会去一个叫地府的地方,那里有阎王判官,黑白无常;原来有人可以飞天遁地,呼风唤雨;原来在他们的头顶,云层深出,还有无数恢弘无比的宫殿…… Monkey that puts on golden armor, in their gradually is at present clear, can increase to change the small club by one, stirs the wind to stir the rain in this world...... 一只穿着金甲的猴子,在他们的眼前逐渐清晰,凭借一根能够变大变小的棒子,在这个天地间搅风搅雨…… In the school, bear the children have immersed in this mysterious world, everyone stares the big eye careful is listening, peaceful not slightly static. 学堂之中,熊孩子们早就沉浸在了这个神奇的世界,每个人都瞪大眼睛仔细的听着,安静的没有丝毫杂音。 When hears a that monkey person to get 30 tertiary days, 100,000 gifted generals cannot do to his time, sits in red that a forefront boy small fat face rises, even breathes to be rapid, in the eye that changes projects had never had the intense brilliance...... 当听到那只猴子一个人打上三十三重天,十万天兵天将都奈何不了他的时候,坐在最前面的男孩一张小胖脸涨的通红,连呼吸都变的急促起来,眼中射出了从未有过的强烈光彩……
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