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#85: Has not walked according to the script


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Just like Louis said, Stewart is Helen opens cracks a joke, in the afternoon, it dressed up skull tall hat (flattery), grasps the walking cane, suit and dress shoes the appearance of old man's, ran from the mirror. 正如路易所说,斯图尔特就是和海伦开一开玩笑,当天下午,它就打扮成了一个头盖高帽,手持文明棍,西装革履的老头的样子,从镜子里面跑了出来。 Its types serve tea to pour water, but also smiles a face to flatter- obviously, this former palace big officials, are thinking of the former friendship. Under its is flattery, Helen remembers the matter that Stewart led itself to play in childhood, and during that talked about old days, was moved sheds bitter tears. 它各种端茶倒水,还笑得一脸谄媚-显然,这位前任宫廷大宦官,是念着旧情的。在它的一通溜须拍马之下,海伦想起了斯图尔特小时候带自己玩的事情,并在那叙旧之中,感动得痛哭流涕。 But after that when Stewart saw Helen must write the report, but also expressed oneself are actually a civil official, and has very good style. 而在那之后,当斯图尔特看到海伦要写报告的时候,还表示自己其实是一个文官,并有着很不错的文笔。 But, Mr. Stewart. Director Trevor, making us write the report.” Saying of some Helen worries: Do not write, Helen line. Otherwise Director Trevor will blame.” “可是,斯图尔特先生。特里夫主任,让我们自己写报告的。”海伦有些担心的说道:“您还是别写了,海伦行的。不然特里夫主任会怪罪的。” All right, Your Highness Helen. Makes me write.” Stewart took up the report, cautious said with a smile: Trevor does not dare to break wind.” “没事的,海伦殿下。就让我来写吧。”斯图尔特拿起了报告,小心翼翼的笑着说道:“特里夫不敢放屁。” Afterward, Stewart that two reports, in one toward the mirror loses- the scene in mirror transformed suddenly, presented a big waterbed, but above that waterbed, is having a director of middle-aged bald person, with three females. 随后,斯图尔特就把那两份报告,往镜子里面一丢-镜子里的场景突然变换,出现了一张大水床,而在那水床之上,正有一个中年秃顶的导演,和三名女子。 It seems like in tries play. But probably this tries the play not to walk according to the script- true movie definitely shoots is not this. After all this Trevor movie DreamWorks is the earnest big film company. 似乎是在‘试戏’。但好像这场试戏没按剧本走-真正的电影肯定拍得不是这个。毕竟这个‘特里夫电影梦工厂’是正儿八经的大电影公司。 Two reports flung directly on the face of Director Trevor, while he lifted the head furiously time, a fountain pen also lost on his face. 两份报告直接甩在了特里夫主任的脸上,正当他怒不可遏的抬起了头的时候,一根钢笔也丢到了他的脸上。 Ignorant a Trevor face compels looked to that mirror of vault, finding three people- respectively was the big officials and a whole face curious little miss who a whole face measured to sneer Yin, as well as smiled to set upright young Mage of thumb. 特里夫一脸懵逼的看向了穹顶的那面镜子,瞧见了三个人-分别是一个满脸阴测测冷笑的大宦官、一位满脸好奇的小姑娘,以及一个笑眯眯竖着大拇指的年轻巫师 At this moment, Director Trevor in brain loudly crack- to political incomparably sensitive him, detected several matters. 此时此刻,特里夫主任脑中轰然炸响了起来-对政治无比敏感的他,察觉到了几件事。 Stewart returned to side Your Highness princess, the magic prison division reversed to the probability that princess sent to increase. 斯图尔特回到公主殿下身边了,魔狱司倒向公主派的概率增加了。 Director Trevor respect to Ossykris + 500, has promoted respect at present 特里夫主任对奥西克丽丝的尊敬,目前已提升到了尊敬】 Director Trevor to your friendly + 20】 特里夫主任对你的友好度】 You the respect + 20- three female stars to Director Trevor... obviously, this successful director have the personal connection in Ministry of Magic not only extremely, is also unusual in the reputation of muggle world.】 【你对特里夫主任的尊敬三个女明星...显然,这位大导演不光在魔法部极有人脉,在麻瓜世界的名声也非同一般。】 After dozen minutes, Director Trevor reported two writing, and returned to Ministry of Magic headquarters through the fireplace especially, will report brought the upper-level department. Later he has not waited for the flow to walk, plies the connections directly, wait/etc all got Louis two people official uniforms/subdue, tools, trademark. 十几分钟后,特里夫主任就把两份报告给写好了,并且通过壁炉特地回了一趟魔法部总部,将报告带到了上级部门。之后他也没等流程走完,直接就托关系,将路易两人的正式制服、工具、牌号等等全都领了出来。 Also asks Ministry of Magic while convenient, there are about the Louis Heart three detailed things- comes up to be the inspector? 顺便也问了问魔法部这边,有关于路易红桃三的详细事情-上来就当探长? After knowing the situation, the complexion of this fellow became more splendid. 了解了情况之后,这个家伙的脸色变得更为精彩了。 His happy expression over the face passed a news to Louis. 他笑意满面的给路易通了个讯。 This worldly person is clear- what Ossykris disciple? This is compared with the Ruffield backstage also big supporter! Has one crowd of big politics to contribute the guest, is Bayliff family's the person of support! 这个人精可谓是明明白白-什么奥西克丽丝的门徒?这是比路菲尔德后台还大的支持者!身后有着一群大政治捐客,是贝立夫家族的扶持的人! In the future some day cannot do well the appropriate own boss! 未来某一天搞不好得当自己的上司! After communication conclusion, Louis saw clothing wait/etc goods in that third drawer. 通讯结束之后,路易就在那第三个抽屉里看到了服装等等物品。 He exchanged in that wrap/sets to be printed with Heart three designs the big windproof coat and felt hat of detective. After looking in a mirror, the discovery is good. After Helen sees Louis, eyes sparkling. 他换上了那套里面印有红桃三图案的探员的大风衣、毡帽。照了照镜子后,发现还挺不错的。海伦看到路易后,双眼都亮晶晶了起来。 Louis, you are not really suitable to wear the Mage robe!” 路易,你果然不适合穿巫师袍!” Louis shows the whites of the eyes, then looked to send to go home Helen by the head. Helen also thinks that Stewart must look for Louis to chat, just before leaving time also said one with Stewart. 路易翻了个白眼,便找了个由头将海伦打发回家了。海伦还以为斯图尔特要找路易聊聊,临走的时候还和斯图尔特说了一通。 The result and other Helen prolegs walked, the Louis back leg locked the gate of office, then Stewart that face flattered expelling, went to that side Lilith. 结果等海伦前脚走了,路易后脚就锁了办公室的门,然后就把那一脸谄媚的斯图尔特给赶走了,去了莉莉丝那边。 Before processing Crowley this big work, he must first carry out a small work. 在处理克劳利这个大工作之前,他得先去执行一个小工作。 After knocking on a door, puts on Lilith of slipper to open the door. 敲门之后,穿着拖鞋的莉莉丝开了门。 After seeing Louis that inspector formal dress, in the eyes of girl emitted many small stars, but actually instead guarded a door intentionally closing, only kept a small seam, pretended not the ripe appearance to say intentionally: Inspector Louis, you have anything, whom must look.” 看到路易那身探长正装后,小妮子的眼中冒出了许许多多的小星星,但却反而是故意把门给合上了,只留了一道小缝,故意装作不熟的样子说道:“路易探长,你有什么事啊,要找谁啊。” The Louis direct crude door shoving open, revealed the document, saying that coldly: Works you unclear? The mysterious division carries out the official business!” 路易直接粗暴的将门给推开了,亮出证件,冷冷的说道:“来做什么事你不清楚?神秘司执行公务!” Saying, is walking toward inside with stride. 说着,就往里面大步走。 The eye of Lilith shone all of a sudden- daily was anticipating was grasped! Too exciting! 莉莉丝的眼睛一下子就亮了起来-天天期待着被抓呢!太刺激了! Moreover, today Louis this fellow... is good to lead! 而且,今天路易这个家伙...好帅啊! He is not really suitable to wear the Mage robe! 他果然不适合穿巫师袍! She brushes is stepping the small broken step with the past, pretends one to deliberately delay the time the appearance. Finally actually by Louis crude grasping, one advanced in the living room. 她刷刷刷的迈着小碎步跟了过去,装作一副要故意拖延时间的样子。结果却被路易粗暴的抓着手,一把推到了客厅里。 Arrived that living room, Louis could not bear blink- really Lilith this girl is deceiving people. In what family/home no one? 到了那客厅,路易忍不住眨了眨眼睛-果然莉莉丝这个小妮子在骗人。什么家里没有人? Obviously five people! 明明还有五个人! Several or were discussing that script, or is dancing the small foxes of rehearsal, after seeing the Louis stride walked came, eyes sparkling. 几个或是正在商量‘剧本’,或是在跳舞排练的小狐狸们,在看到路易大步走了进来后,双眼都亮晶晶了起来。 The eye of Louis also shone, sneers saying: Kneels in the ground both hands holds to grasp the ear.” 路易的眼睛也亮了起来,冷笑道:“都跪在地上双手抱头抓耳朵。” The small foxes stare slightly not script to Louis, this has not walked according to the script. 小狐狸们微微一愣-莉莉丝不是把剧本给路易了嘛,这也没按剧本走啊。 But after Louis sneered, everyone is actually swinging the tail, knelt to sit on the ground. It seems like finds it very interesting, in that both eye wrote all over excitedly. 但在路易冷笑了一声后,大家却是都摇着尾巴,跪坐在了地上。似乎是觉得非常有趣,那一双双眼睛里写满了兴奋。 Wū wū, Inspector, forgives us- gathers in great numbers to conduct the vulgar performance, must receive anything to punish.” Lilith intentionally reminder. Moreover spanked several Louis with the tail intentionally. “呜呜呜,探长,原谅我们吧-聚众进行低俗表演,到底要受到什么处罚啊。”莉莉丝故意‘提醒’了一下。而且还故意用尾巴打了几下路易的屁股。 The Louis eyebrow selects- really acts recklessly! 路易眉毛一挑-真是不知死活啊! Vulgar performance? Is conducting the illegal cult meeting obviously!” “低俗表演?明明是在进行邪教非法聚会!” These hears numerous small foxes whole bodies to shake, everyone looks the vision that Louis that coldly, felt he is serious probably, frightened to cry to yell. 这一下听得众多小狐狸们浑身一抖,大家看着路易那冷冷的目光,感觉他好像是玩真的,吓得都大哭大叫了起来。 Louis looked that has not looked at these person of one, sneered is sitting on the sofa, in the argument of people weeping sound, to was Lilith of head cancelled the colluding finger. 路易看都没看那些人一眼,冷笑着坐在了沙发上,在众人哭声的辩解中,对为首的莉莉丝勾了勾手指头。 In order to prove oneself are dancing, performance that numerous small foxes go all out. 为了证明自己只是在跳舞,众多小狐狸们卖力的表演了起来。 Until everyone saw after Lilith crawls, is working to invite, this relaxes, the performance also frisked and scampered. 直到大家看到莉莉丝爬过去后在做什么事请,这才松了一口气,表演得也更撒欢了起来。 Looks that present several meticulously prepared for day, has dressed up various appearances, before being in the sofa, hot dancing young ladies. Sits Louis on sofa is manipulating the crystal ball, lowers the head to Lilith false smile saying: 看着那眼前的几个精心准备了一天,已经打扮成各种模样,正在沙发前热舞小姐们。坐在沙发上的路易摆弄着水晶球,低头对莉莉丝皮笑肉不笑的说道: Miss Lilith, your courage may really be big, dares to issue me the video recording of evidence unexpectedly. Now, you know that you eat greatly troublesome big?” 莉莉丝小姐,你胆子可真是不小,竟然还敢把罪证的录像发给我。现在,你知道你吃的这个大麻烦有多大了吗?” , Graciousness...” “恩、恩、恩...” Miss Lilith pulled up the white on face to send the silk, lifted, lavished praise to Louis. 莉莉丝小姐撩了撩脸上的白色发丝,抬起了头来,对路易抛了个媚眼。 She has no free time to speak now. 她现在没空说话。 Several people kidded around slightly, starts to sit together chatted the matter. But Louis also knows suddenly, today Lilith looks why especially oneself are comes- they ask themselves to repair a vehicle. 几个人稍稍嬉闹了一下,也开始坐在一起聊正事儿了。而路易也恍然知道,今天莉莉丝特地找自己是来干什么的了-她们找自己过来修车。 Louis is a specialized cultivating lathe worker, the hoisting jack carries along. 路易是一个专业的修车工,千斤顶随身携带。 But just Miss Lilith discovered an issue- this hoisting jack cannot press. 但刚刚莉莉丝小姐发现了一点问题-这个千斤顶压不下去。 This next six seductress young ladies came the vigor. Appearance that probably a little does not believe in evil doctrines- So many people, but also couldn't press it? 这一下六个狐狸精小姐都来了劲儿。好像是都有点不信邪的样子-—这么多人,还压不下去它了? Definitely can press, a person enough. 肯定能压下去,一个人就够了。 Finally under the help of Louis, six small fox sitting in turn above ruthlessly pressed downward good long while, cannot succeed. Instead during is crying, was flown by that hoisting jack ball unceasingly. 结果在路易的帮助之下,六个小狐狸轮流的坐在上面狠狠的往下压了好半天,也未能成功。反而都在大哭之中,不断地被那千斤顶弹飞了起来。 Has been busy for several hours, this hoisting jack was finally by the temporary pressure. 一直忙了几个小时,这千斤顶才算是终于被暂时的压下去了。 Although said that six small foxes are tired the whole body sweat, has lain down on the ground cannot move, but the small foxes were happily smile. 虽然说六个小狐狸累得满身大汗,已经是躺在地上动不了了,但小狐狸们还是欣慰的笑了。 But at this time, has sat cultivating lathe worker Mr. Louis on sofa is actually stands, decides to start to repair a vehicle. 但这个时候,一直坐在沙发上的修车工路易先生却是站起来了,决定开始修车。 The small foxes are all scared, possibly thought the weather was little too late too, therefore was discussing tomorrow cultivates again not good. 小狐狸们全都傻了眼,可能是觉得天色有点太晚了,所以商量着明天再修修不行。 But Louis is a diligent person, discussed again also uselessly- Since the vehicle owner called oneself, that must the satisfactory answers. 路易是一个勤快人,再商量也没用—-既然车主把自己叫来了,那必须有一个满意的答复。 Six small tricycle cultivated/repaired lathe worker Louis hugged one by one, cultivated/repaired several one by one. 六辆小三轮车被修车工路易挨个的抱了起来,挨个都修了几遍了。 Saw that the repairman is so diligent, the young fox vehicle owners are very excited, cry to feel the tears, helping Louis shout refuels. 看到修理工这么勤快,小狐狸车主们很激动,哭着摸着眼泪,帮路易喊加油。 Has been busy at work 2-3 : 00 o'clock at night, cultivating lathe worker Louis is satisfied. 一直忙活到半夜2-3点,修车工路易才算是满意。 The throat of young vehicle owners was a little also hoarse, is insipid to shout that refueled. 小车主们的嗓子也都有点沙哑了,没劲喊加油了。 It is estimated that no middle of month month, six young vehicle owners will not telephone to harass Louis to repair a vehicle. 估计没有一个月半个月,六位小车主们是不会打电话骚扰路易来修车了。 You beat six sorceresses...】 【你击败了六名女巫...】 Strength + 1】 【力量】 Experiences + 50】 【经验】 Lilith and the others shock * 6, they took obviously thoroughly...】 莉莉丝等人的震撼,显然她们都彻底服了...】 ........ ........ Asked the recommendation ticket, immediately one. 求点推荐票,马上还有一更。
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