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#71: „He brandishes the chain cangue crazily, crazy swing!”


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The letter is Bayliff sends, informing that side Louis Ministry of Magic to handle- Bayliff has greeted. 信件是贝立夫送来的,通知路易魔法部那边已经搞定了-贝立夫打过招呼了。 Moreover, Bayliff also made the friends of Ministry of Foreign Affairs write a commendatory letter and letter of recommendation to Ministry of Magic while convenient, the matter of establishment can get down this weekend. Let the Louis and other news. 另外,贝立夫顺便还让外交部的朋友给魔法部写了一封表扬信和推荐信,编制的事情这周末就能下来。让路易等消息。 The temporary workers enter the flow that the duty establishes also to be very tedious, sometimes at the Ministry of Magic normal efficiency, cannot do well must 2-3 months. But as if there is big banker to go into action, what flow did not use appearance. 临时工入职编制的流程也繁琐得很,以魔法部的正常效率,有时候搞不好都得2-3个月。但似乎有大银行家出马,什么流程就都不用走了的样子。 Moreover in the letter/believes also mentioned, now also the vacancies of Heart 3 varieties, if on Louis has what letter of recommendation, the material of commendatory letter and so on, can, when later has free time, delivers. In this case, after Bayliff's friend operates slightly one next, can help Louis handle- time does not limit. 另外信中还提到,现在还有一个红桃三花色的空位,如果路易手上有什么推荐信啊,表扬信的材料之类的,可以在之后有空的时候,送过去。这样的话,贝立夫的朋友稍稍运作一下后,就可以帮路易搞定了-时间不限。 [ The Bayliff family momentarily at your service, I best friend...] [贝立夫家族随时为您服务,我最好的朋友...] Saw this letter/believes, Louis touches the chin. 看到这封信,路易摸起了下巴。 Generally the rookie detective is impossible to have a card sign, because the blossomless card sign is representing the elite. 一般新人探员不可能有卡牌的,因为无花卡牌代表着精英。 But has the card sign of variety is extraordinary, because they are the elite officers, is the earnest Ministry of Magic official. 而有花色的卡牌更是了不得,因为他们是精英士官,是正儿八经的魔法部官员。 If came up to take Heart three, then this entered into the Ministry of Magic first step, simply compared with Kevin this kind of person who had the big backstage stepped first step also flamboyant- others must line up for several years. But Louis, three letters, can step a stair every time again upward. 所以如果一上来就拿了个红桃三,那么这迈入魔法部的第一步,简直是比凯文这类有大后台的人迈的第一步还牛逼-人家得排队好几年。可路易这边,每有三封信,就能再往上迈一个台阶。 Moreover, if there is a flowered sign, later goes out to handle matters will also be very convenient-, even if facing Heart 3, these do not have the detective of variety, regardless of the digit is much big( except for bare JQK), must call him a senior official. 另外,如果有了花牌,以后出去办事也会很方便-哪怕是面对一个红桃三,那些没有花色的探员,无论数字多大(除了‘裸JQK’),都得叫他一声长官。 When the time comes, not only oneself can frank and upright goes to the muggle world, moreover bumps into detective anything, does not need to consider that acted or exposes the issue of trail. Reveals the sign directly, others must stand at attention to call the senior official, said that requested verbally you direct. 到时候,自己不光可以光明正大的去麻瓜世界,而且碰到探员什么的,也不用考虑出不出手或者暴露踪迹的问题了。直接亮出牌子,人家就得立正叫长官,说一声请您指挥。 When the time comes oneself in management, but was not Faceless One does the misdemeanor. But is the business, is receiving orders management. 到时候自己在办事的时候,可就不是无面者做坏事了。而是公干,是‘奉旨’办事。 Louis continues to look downward: 路易继续往下看: What Heart 3 ( 2 / 3 )- Louis does not know, besides big banker Bayliff, the Yordle person has written a letter of recommendation to send out Ministry of Magic yesterday.】 红桃3(2/3)-路易不知道的是,除了大银行家贝立夫外,约德尔人已经在昨天写了一封推荐信发往魔法部了。】 Currently may for the person who you write a letter: 【目前有可能为你写信的人: fox Count Ying Ling ; 福克斯樱铃伯爵; Demand: A. ( optional ) for a long time heard that Miss Ying Ling the given name, never expected that meets today unexpectedly here( reveals status) ; 需求:A.(可选)久闻樱铃小姐大名,没想到今日竟然在这里相见(表露身份); B. ( optional ) kneels to lick. B.(可选)跪舔。 Gives: She / your submitting to and frightened * 1 and weight/quantity are not very heavy letter of recommendation * 1 ; 给予:她/你的臣服和恐惧、分量不是很重的推荐信; Director Trevor. 特里夫主任。 Demand: Takes away all Trevor black materials from fox there and destroys. 需求:从福克斯那里拿走所有特里夫的黑料并销毁。 Gives: favorability MAX and weight/quantity heavy letter of recommendation ; 给予:好感度MAX、分量较重的推荐信; Stewart. 斯图尔特 Demand: Punches his. Who telling his you are. 需求:揍他一顿。告诉他你是谁。 Gives: 1. flattered, and flexible tongue ; 2. weight/quantity very heavy letter of recommendation ; 给予:1.谄媚且灵活的舌头;2.分量很重的推荐信; ‚Does this letter of recommendation, first two between Ying Ling and Trevor choose one... yeah? Wait? Kneels to lick? ~ I understood, that this duty is good to do.’ ‘这封推荐信,就先在樱铃特里夫之间二选一吧...哎?等等?跪舔?哦~我明白了,那这个任务好做。’ You were understanding made certainly a mistake...】 【你一定是理解错了...】 Can't, my reading comprehension always be the perfect score.’ ‘不会不会,我阅读理解从来都是满分。’ Louis continues to look downward. 路易继续往下看。 «Talking incessantly», «Today Magic», «Big Prophet» and other renowned daily paper backstage major stockholdersWallace. Bayliff( Gnome, likes the eyeglasses young red hair of belt/bring aristocrat wig, favorability MAX) ; 《唠唠叨叨》、《今日魔法》、《大预言家》等著名日报后台大股东‘华莱士.贝立夫(地精、喜欢带贵族假发的眼镜小红毛,好感度MAX); Demand: Punches his. After all under his younger male cousin last night in he instructed secretly, that newspaper material that you provided, changed changing. 需求:揍他一顿。毕竟他的表弟昨晚在他偷偷的指示之下,将你提供的那份报纸材料,改了改。 Gives: 1. weight/quantity extremely heavy letter of recommendation * 1 ; 2. business * 1 给予:1.分量极重的推荐信;2.生意 Stoger Great Dragon abattoir president and Stoger commission army corps major stockholder Archie. Bayliff mister( Gnome, likes smoking cigar to put on the scar bashful long hair combed straight back of western-style clothes, favorability MAX). 史多格巨龙角斗场’总裁、史多格佣兵团大股东‘阿奇.贝立夫’先生(地精、喜欢抽雪茄穿西服的疤脸小背头,好感度MAX)。 Demand: Comes to punch his. After all his time may offend you ruthlessly... 需求:上门揍他一顿。毕竟他这次可把你得罪狠了... Gives: 1. weight/quantity extremely heavy letter of recommendation * 1 ; 2. business * 1 给予:1.分量极重的推荐信;2.生意 ‚The hammer of war-god muggle arms trade Co. , Ltd., ‚the hammer of war-god Dragon Clan trade Co. , Ltd. major stockholder Ike. Bayliff Knight( Gnome, likes putting on yellow hair the young punk of military uniform, favorability MAX) ‘战神之锤’麻瓜军火贸易集团有限公司、‘战神之锤’龙族贸易有限公司大股东‘伊克.贝立夫’爵士(地精,喜欢穿军服的黄毛小朋克,好感度MAX) Demand: Comes to punch his, after all... 需求:上门揍他一顿,毕竟... Gem lakeside international trade . ‘宝石湖畔’国际贸易.. 20... 】 20...】 Attention, whenever after you obtain 3 letters of recommendation / to solve the mysterious event that 3 offices dispatch, your rank rank will rise. Wage and position rank, can be promoted.】 【注意,每当你获得三封推荐信/解决三次办公室派遣的神秘事件后,你的排位级别都将升高。薪水与职位级别,也将能够获得提升。】 Looks at that all various professions narration, a Louis face compels ignorant. 看着那一行行旁白,路易一脸懵逼。 These person of I indeed knew, what had? Do I have so many person who wants to punch? Am I all right to punch them to do?’ ‘这些人我的确都认识,但发生了啥?我有那么多想要揍的人嘛?我没事揍他们干什么?’ ‚It seems like them to have many people, probably offended me to result in...’ ‘看起来好像他们有不少人,好像都得罪我了似得...’ Shakes the head, Louis first put down this matter, he thought that one to the office looks the newspaper can know. 摇了摇头,路易把这件事情先放下了,他觉得一会到办公室看一看报纸就能知道了。 After taking back the letter, Louis the last breakfast will eat, discovered that Helen bashful puzzled sitting leans on the chin to be in a daze there. 收回信件之后,路易将最后一份早餐吃掉,发现海伦正一脸小纠结的坐在那里拄着下巴发呆。 [ Office was quite recently interesting, good to go to work.] [办公室最近好有趣啊,好想去上班。] [ But elder sister also and other work topics. Uh-huh uh-huh, which goes.] [可是姐姐还在等作业题呢。嗯哼嗯哼,到底去哪啊。] Elder sister has not eaten meal, gives the elder sister to deliver one quickly.” Louis in has not moved in the small basket put several pot water, selected the book that basic reformed to install on the bookshelf, said: Reads well the learn/study in the library, at noon do not only eat the cakes and pastries, on time eats meal.” “姐姐还没吃饭呢,快去给姐姐送一份吧。”路易在一个没有动过的小篮子里放了几壶水,又在书架上挑了基本自己改过的书装了进去,说道:“在图书馆好好看书学习,中午别只吃糕点,按时吃饭。” In comforting sound, Helen had the decision, she took the small basket happily, turned into the Magic small kitty, pulls out small flying blanket that oneself bought newly, waves with Louis, then flew to the library. 在宽慰声中,海伦有了决定,她开开心心的提上了小篮子,变成了魔法小猫咪,掏出了自己新买的小飞毯,和路易挥了挥手,然后就飞向了图书馆。 After packing off Helen, before Louis arrived at the gate of office, discovered that below of entrance mailbox, is putting two gifts, one is the chain cangue, one is a wheelbarrow. Above also has a card sign, writes is giving Louis. 送走了海伦之后,路易来到了办公室的门前,发现门口邮箱的下面,放着两个礼物,一个是链枷,一个是独轮车。上面还有着一个卡牌,写着送给路易 Is small Yordle gives to me?’ Louis took curiously. Carefully looks, that wheelbarrow and chain cangue, is ‚the hammer of war-god product. Above inlays the gold/metal belt/bring silver, many ambers. But the head of chain cangue, is a Great Dragon appearance. ‘又是小约德尔们送给我的?’路易好奇的拿了起来。仔细一看,那个独轮车和链枷,都是‘战神之锤’的产品。上面镶金带银的,还有许多琥珀。而链枷的头部,更是一个巨龙的样子。 ‚It is indeed charming, can this thing be more valuable than the ordinary magic wand?’ Louis shakes the head, decides first to bring back the office to say again. ‘的确很帅气,这东西要比普通魔杖值钱吧?’路易摇了摇头,决定先拿回办公室再说。 He took away today's newspaper from the mailbox conveniently, then since entered the room to clean the room. 他顺手从信箱里拿走了今天的报纸,然后就走进屋打扫起了房间。 At this time, in room water wait/etc also automatic burnt. Teapot teacup take a bath, ran up to the desk, steeped pot tea. 这个时候,屋里面的水啊等等也自动的都烧好了。茶壶茶杯自己洗了个澡,跑到了办公桌上,沏了一壶茶。 Looked at the time, Louis stood in the balcony drank several hot tea, discovered that Miss Ying Ling brings to walk into tall tower in downstairs that six Little Sisters are having murder written all over one's face. 看了看时间,路易站在阳台上喝了几口热茶,发现樱铃小姐已经带着六个小妹满脸杀气的在楼下走入高塔了。 Louis hehe smiled, this fox new generation came a group to extinguish yesterday, not only becomes ‚the Louis new professor stepping-stone. Also in that publication greatly ugly, long leg little elder sister does not act crazy must blame. 路易呵呵的笑了起来,这福克斯新生代昨天来了一个团灭,不光成为了‘路易新教授’的垫脚石了。还在那报刊上出了个大丑,长腿小姐姐不发飙才怪。 That should Magic that ‚ I prepare especially, publish? After the principal sees, so long as I prepare a paper again. This year can definitely attain the Holy Oak Tree great scholar title! Had this title, then I can ride the rocket to fly in Ministry of Magic upward. ‘我特地准备的那个魔法,应该刊登上去了吧?校长看到后,我只要再准备一个论文。今年肯定能拿到圣像树大学士的头衔!有了这个头衔,那么我在魔法部就可以坐火箭往上飞了。 Thinks of here, Louis sat the seat, took up the newspaper, is drinking tea, happy read the newspaper. 想到这里,路易坐回了座位,拿起了报纸,喝着茶,开心的看起了报纸。 «new generation most Mage? Louis sixth leads Yordle to make a big row fox. 《新生代最巫师路易六世率领约德尔大闹福克斯!》。 This title, Louis is knows that but can you sixth do? 这个标题,路易是知道的,但你非得加一个六世干什么? Ok, disagrees this group of little fellows to haggle over, can others newspaper good and evil have a selling point is not?” Louis shakes the head , to continue such a to look downward. “算了,不和这帮小家伙计较,人家报纸好歹也得有个卖点不是?”路易摇了摇头,继续往下那么一看。 Afterward nearly does not have air/Qi at the scene to faint! 随后险些没当场气晕过去! [ Main text: ....] [正文:....] [ On-the-spot coverage:( Magic picture that the late swayed makes)] [现场采访:(后期摆拍的魔法相片)] [ Participant A: „ Beard of Anthony! ~ you do not know, at that time in that fox lounge, more than 2000 fox and more than 1000 Dragon Clan night watchman warriors, Louis sixth is riding the wheelbarrow, held up the shield to clash- he brandished the chain cangue crazily, crazy swing chain cangue...] [受访者A:“安东尼的胡子!~你不知道,当时在那福克斯休息室,有两千多个福克斯和一千多个龙族守夜人勇士,路易六世骑着独轮车,举起盾牌就冲进去了-他疯狂的挥舞链枷,疯狂的挥舞链枷...] [ Participant B: „ Rides to work as thousand! He is really a talent, entered the school from him on that day starting from, every day went to the night watchman operational training 25 hours, I never have seen so assiduously , and talented knight, another has certainly to say top-secret- here I recommended us ‚the Baishi lakeside giant Magic lobster...( product placement)] [受访者B:“一骑当千!他真的是一个天才,从他进入学院那天开始,每天都去守夜人部队训练25个小时,我从未见过如此刻苦且有天赋的骑士,当然还有另一个不得不说的绝密-这里我推荐一下我们‘白石湖畔’的‘巨型魔法龙虾’...(一段广告植入)] [ Participant C: Dragon Clan expressed the indignation! They said are fake!( Louis wipes away sweat: „ Finally had a sensible person! Said my Magic quickly!”) Louis! Conch that your does not have the beard! Do not think oneself infallible! You do not match to be called the warrior! We will be waiting for you at this year's wrestler congress! ‚The Stoger abattoir the honors of 36 repeated champions belong to our Dragon Clan surely!] [受访者C:“龙族表示愤慨!他们说得都是假的!(路易擦了擦汗:“终于有一个明白人了!快说说我的那个魔法啊!”)路易!你这个没有胡子的海螺!别自以为是了!你不配称为勇士!我们会在今年的角斗士大会等着你的!‘史多格角斗场’36连冠的荣誉必定还是属于我们龙族!] [ Participant Louis sixth: „ I said that must on a class to them, after all present Mages too does not emphasize physical training.? You asked that I why so strong? Hehe, different reported besides the talent, my actually secret- here I must thank the chain cangue and wheelbarrow that ‚the hammer of war-god Group supported...( product placement)] [受访者路易六世:“我说了要给他们上一堂课的,毕竟现在的巫师们都太不注重体育了。哦?你问我为什么这么强壮?呵呵,除了天赋异禀之外,我其实有一个秘密-这里我要感谢一下‘战神之锤’集团公司赞助的链枷和独轮车...(一段广告植入)] [...( Above person all are alias)] [...(以上人等皆为化名)] 【The Holy Oak Tree sports teacher appoints the book( to treat lead(er)) * 1】 圣像树体育老师聘任书(待领)】 This newspaper plays enormous shock in Mage, many chiefs are considering to invite you now, and alone is newly-opened a wheelbarrow curriculum for you.】 【这份报纸在巫师界起到了极大的震撼,许多院长现在正在考虑聘请你,并为你单独新开一个独轮车课程。】 Louis shiver put down the newspaper, attained on that chain cangue the solid wooden table- more than 200 kilograms things, put after upward, this made a sound one that was creaked by the solid wood table of entire wooden buttress manufacture. 路易颤抖的放下了报纸,将那个链枷拿到了实木桌上-两百多公斤的东西,往上一放后,这个由整块木墩制作的实木桌子嘎吱的响了一声。 But Louis is not in no mood to pay attention to this matter at this time, he air/Qi trembles, three next two, ripped open the gift packing on chain cangue, then from the packing, looks, wants to find anything information. 路易此时已经没有心情注意这个事情了,他气得发抖,三下两下,撕开了链枷上的礼物包装,然后从包装中,找了找,想要找到一些什么信息。 Quick, he discovered a card. 很快,他发现了一张卡片。 Stoger abattoir invitation * 1( may in England city participation)】 史多格角斗场邀请函(可在英伦城参与)】 Note: Each outstanding soldier must elect after journey journey the trials, is qualified for the abattoir to participate in the competition, you can obtain the invitation directly, this without doubt is an enormous approval and honor.】 【注:每一名优秀的战士都要经过程程选拔赛选,才有资格进入角斗场参与比赛,你能直接得到邀请函,这无疑是一种极大的认可和荣誉。】 When the front door of office was trampled by red high-heeled shoes, Louis complexion ugly put down the card, the pair of eyes spit fire. 在办公室的大门被一只红色的高跟鞋一脚踹开的时候,路易正脸色难看的放下了卡片,双眼喷火。 This crowd of damn Gnome! Looked that I do not dig up your skin!!!” “这群该死的地精!看我不扒了你们的皮!!!” Crash-bang, the glass on window was all roared to break by this. 哗啦啦啦啦,窗户上的玻璃全都被这一声怒吼震碎了。 Looks at that place glass fragments, just trampled gate Ying Ling to be lost in thought suddenly, remembered that stone table in lounge. 看着那一地碎玻璃,刚刚踹了门的樱铃突然陷入了沉思,想起了休息室里的那个石桌。 Right, I remembered...” “对了,我想起...” Elder sister and elder sister, we and do we also go in?” Slightly drew back the court room drum artists to look to the elder sister. “姐、姐姐,咱们、咱们还进去吗?”小退堂鼓艺术家们纷纷看向了姐姐。 During the gaze of young cowboys, Ying Ling felt that the scalp has that little small hard. 在小马仔们的注视之中,樱铃感觉头皮有那么一点点小硬。 What fears and fears, thinks that understands a skill in Wushu, there is a Ossykris magic mirror incantation( demon to exempt) guard, didn't know the immensity of heaven and earth? Looked that I tidy up him today! Walks!” “怕、怕什么,以为懂得点武艺,又有奥西克丽丝魔镜咒(魔免)护身,就不知天高地厚了?看我今天收拾他!走!” Then, Ying Ling entered the gate smilingly, suddenly on put out a hand to touch to the small stick stick of waist, while cursed angrily: Young brat, dares to come to our fox lounge to cause trouble, I today... yeah? Yeah??” 说完,樱铃笑盈盈走进了门,突然就一边伸手摸向了腰间的小棍棍,一边怒骂道:“小兔崽子,敢来我们福克斯休息室闹事,我今天...哎?哎??” Saw only Ying Ling to cough suddenly, later, she inlaid the gold/metal belt/bring silver to have the small stick stick of attractive small emerald and amber that, very graceful in such a toward the mouth put. 只见樱铃突然咳了咳,随后,她将那根镶金带银且有着许多漂亮小翡翠、琥珀的小棍棍,十分优雅的往嘴里面那么一放。 Then on such a toward the sofa sits. Afterward, she turned upwards the big long leg, deep attracted a that small stick, put out smoke. 然后往沙发上面那么一坐。随后,她翘起了大长腿,深深的吸了一口那个小棍,吐出了一口烟儿。 Scratches ~ ~! ‘擦擦擦擦擦擦~~! Day his Wolf board board! ~ ‘日他个沃尔夫板板!~ Loses face!’ ‘丢人丢大了!’ Old lady actually has not brought the magic wand this year! ‘老娘今年竟然没带魔杖! I only led the smoker!’ ‘我只带了烟枪!’ .... .... 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