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#52: Thousand inspection lamp people- after the talent of day latitude place


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Louis put out a piece of Magic bread from the pocket, after breaking off, sprinkled in these crumbly bread the box. 路易从口袋里拿出了一块魔法面包,掰开之后,将那些面包屑洒进了箱子里面。 At once, box inside had the bread rain. 一时之间,箱子里面下起了面包雨。 In these Magic crumbly bread after landing, will increase, but in Louis Magic, the crumbly bread of increasing will turn into the attractive bread mushrooms. 在那些魔法面包屑在落地之后,都会变大,而在路易魔法之中,变大的面包屑更是会变成一个个漂亮的面包蘑菇。 Black Mage hungry have days probably, under the group detectives dumbfounded gaze, Black Mage wept and wailed to snatch insanely. Louis hehe smiling, operates these Golem, kept off on these Mages roads, did not make them eat. 黑巫师们好像已经饿了有一段日子了,在群探员们目瞪口呆的注视之下,黑巫师们哭喊着疯抢了起来。路易嘿嘿的笑了笑,操纵那些魔偶,挡在了那些巫师们的路上,不让他们去吃。 The detectives think that these Golem come in view of oneself, being critical situation took up the magic wand, finally Golem walk crosses, stepped on these more than ten detectives on the ground. 探员们以为那些魔偶是针对自己来的,如临大敌的拿起了魔杖,结果魔偶们一走一过,就把这十几个探员踩在了地上。 On the contrary is 12 Black Mage probably a little horizontal, not only keeping off got down the iron foot of Golem, but also with the Golem tangled warfare in one, each Black Mage can handle 2-3 Golem on average, in addition one pile of puppets. 反倒是十二个黑巫师好像有点水平,不光挡下了魔偶的铁足,还与魔偶们混战在了一起,平均每一个黑巫师都能搞定2-3个魔偶,外加一堆木偶。 This makes Louis slightly a little surprised, because before Ying Ling words that spoke, Golem that Harold makes, needs more than ten grown Mage, can level reluctantly, if Ying Ling and Ossykris this elite Mage, jointly also two people can do decides Golem. 这让路易微微有点惊讶,因为按照樱铃之前说的话来看,哈罗德制造的魔偶,需要十几个成年巫师,才能勉强摆平,而如果是樱铃奥西克丽丝这种精英巫师的话,也得两人联手才能搞的定一台魔偶 Such it seems like, Ossykris these two small difference live, these carpenters in box, blacksmith front, does not have the strength to hit back. 这么看来,奥西克丽丝这两个小差生,在箱子里的这几个木匠啊、铁匠啊面前,是毫无还手之力的。 Was this/should makes up for a missed lesson well. 有空是该好好补补课了。 How in this world a little horizontal is the crafstmen?” “怎么这世界上有点水平的都是手艺人?” [ Sir, indeed is this .] Stewart flattered smiled:[ To be honest with you, actually I was also a crafstman. You...] [大人,的确是这样的,咳咳。]斯图尔特谄媚的笑了起来:[不瞒您说,其实我也是一个手艺人。您...] Louis glanced Stewart one, disregarded it. 路易瞟了斯图尔特一眼,将它无视了。 I am Mage.” “我是巫师。” Hears the words of boss, the Stewart smile is somewhat stiff. 听到老板的话,斯图尔特的笑容有些僵硬。 Mr. Harold how?” “哈罗德先生怎么样了?” [ Has delivered, Sir, moreover was identified by the dark prison cell. The monetary reward is astonishing...] Stewart said:[ Other, a matter I must discuss with you, has about our warden Pollster duke.] [已经送进去了,大人,而且被黑牢验明正身了。赏金非常惊人...]斯图尔特说道:[另外,还有一件事情我得跟您谈一谈,是有关于我们监狱长‘波尔斯特’公爵的。] Stewart showed an awkward smile:[ He has been pretending to be you, but after Harold comes, he is a little not probably dry...] 斯图尔特露出了一个尴尬的笑容来:[他一直在冒充您,但在哈罗德进来之后,他好像有点不干了...] „?” “哦?” Right, Sir, he has been pretending to be you.” “没错,大人,他一直在冒充您。” Until now, when Stewart brings back to the criminal, no one dares to inquire, after all the Stewart officer is big. 一直以来,在斯图尔特带回犯人的时候,没有人敢过问,毕竟斯图尔特的官不小。 Also no one had asked this issue, after all the custodial officer does this. Moreover they own strength, is under the hand subordinate, informer and monetary reward hunters many. Therefore the custodial officers will often catch many fleeing criminals. Catching the criminal came back is the normal matter. 也没有人问过这种问题,毕竟典狱官就是干这个的。而且他们无论是自己的实力,还是手底下的属下、线人、赏金猎人都多的很。所以典狱官们时常会抓回来不少逃犯。抓犯人回来是再正常不过的事情了。 Recently the Stewart performance was good, this drew the stare of boss. 最近斯图尔特的业绩非常不错,这不由引来了上司的目光。 This boss is very famous, but craves greatness and success, is lazy and idle, every day biggest fondness is drinks the coffee to read the newspaper, writes the script, but the bothersomest matter, is troublesome. 这位上司很出名,但非常好大喜功,可是却又懒又闲,每天最大的喜好就是喝咖啡看报纸,写写剧本,而最烦的事儿,就是麻烦。 Recently, after this person discovered the Stewart performance a little exceeded the allowed figure, then had the thoughts, looked for Stewart to chat. 最近,在这个人发现斯图尔特的业绩有点超标之后,便动了心思,找斯图尔特聊了聊。 This person was Thousand-Faced Lantern God of Death Pollster. He now is Six Edge Magic Prison chief prison warden, in the hearsay, he has also fought with Dark Lord- at that time Stewart also in side according to picture. 这个人就是‘千面的提灯死神’波尔斯特了。他现在是六棱魔狱的典狱长,传闻中,他还与黑魔王交过手-当时斯图尔特还在旁边照了照片。 A Dark Lord and Dark Lord liangs person also suspended many POSS. 黑魔王个人还摆了不少POSS。 Dark Lord regarding Pollster is very satisfied-, because he is a very fierce script big screenwriter and big actor. 黑魔王对于波尔斯特是非常满意的-因为他是一个非常厉害的剧本大编剧和大演员。 Can make people feel what is shocking, Mr. Pollster, but can also the concurrent job movement instruction. 能够让人感到惊艳的是,波尔斯特先生,还能兼职动作指导。 With the Trevor successful director same becomes famous( special mysterious event processing director). 特里夫大导演一样出名(特殊神秘事件处理办公室主任)。 Pollster seeks the Stewart reason to be very simple- he must arrive at the term in the Magic Council senator seat, but in the new round of campaign, the competitor is very competitive. 波尔斯特找上斯图尔特的原因很简单-他在魔法议会的参议员席位要到任期了,而在新一轮竞选中,竞争对手很有竞争力。 He needs a name, needs the old friend to help. 他需要一个名,需要老朋友帮帮忙。 Therefore before Harold this kind of shark was caught, Pollster has felt this matter very beautiful- has a look at the newspaper in the office, drinks the coffee, the good reputation to come. 因此在哈罗德这类大鲨鱼被抓到之前,波尔斯特一直觉得这个事情挺美的-在办公室看看报纸,喝喝咖啡,好名声就来了。 Reminded him of initially that leisurely and carefree and happy experience of Dark Lord walking in time- during that time, Pollster was unmatched in the world. 不由让他想起了当初黑魔王找上门时候的那段悠闲而又愉快的经历-在那段时间,波尔斯特是天下无敌的。 Challenges the Club K person facing these, Pollster does not even need to act. Because Dark Lord will help him solve troublesome. But can defeat Dark Lord only, only has Lord Polster. 面对那些来挑战自己梅花K的人,波尔斯特甚至不用出手。因为黑魔王会帮他解决麻烦。而唯一能打败黑魔王的,也只有波尔斯特大人 Arrived afterward, even no one dares to go to fight with Pollster- except for Dark Lord. 到了后来,甚至没有人敢去与波尔斯特交手-除了黑魔王 Each time, in metropolis/can newspaper. 每一次,都会上报纸。 Now, Dark Lord, that once did not illuminate the dark inspection lamp person also soon to forget, many people even start to believe, Pollster is old, is not suitable to assume Six Edge Magic Prison again. 现在,黑魔王不在了,那曾经照亮黑暗的提灯人也快要被遗忘了,许多人甚至开始认为,波尔斯特已经老了,已经不适合再坐镇六棱魔狱了。 Was less suitable to be what senator. 更不适合当什么参议员了。 Whenever night, Pollster will hold Dark Lord to be nerve-racking to god of death inspection lamp that’ oneself stay behind low-spirited. 每当夜里,波尔斯特都会抱着黑魔王给自己留下的‘死神提灯’黯然伤神。 The old friend Stewart recent liveliness, making Pollster see a hope, but Stewart is also naturally willing to look after own youngest brother and old colleague. 老朋友斯图尔特最近的活跃,让波尔斯特看到了一个希望,而斯图尔特自然也愿意照顾照顾自己的这位老兄弟和老‘同事’。 Therefore fits in easily. 于是一拍即合。 Who can think that Harold will come in? 谁能想到哈罗德会进来? Initially, Pollster also very happy wrote many drafts- time that this grade campaigned for the congressman, gave some publication this matter, then outward one exploded. The matter became. 当初,波尔斯特还美滋滋的写了不少稿子-这等竞选议员的时候,把这事儿交给某个报刊,往外那么一爆。事儿就成了。 Who said that my Pollster isn't good? 谁说我波尔斯特不行了? Who said that I do drink the coffee to read the newspaper in the office all day long? 谁说我成天在办公室喝咖啡看报纸? I every night before sleeping, secretly wears the underpants at outside doing good deed silently. 我每天晚上临睡觉之前,都偷偷的把内裤穿在外面默默的干好事。 But all that I make, is, is not famous-, although I was on the newspaper. 而我所做的一切,为的,就是不出名-虽然我上了报纸。 When the time comes, this voters one excited, the seat of senator was steady. 到时候,这选民们一兴奋,参议员的席位就稳了。 It seems like the Stewart informer is very diligent, every week sends many people. Moreover weight/quantity probably also bigger and bigger appearance... 看起来斯图尔特的线人还挺勤快的,每周都送来不少人。而且分量好像也越来越大的样子... Now Harold was grasped. 现在哈罗德被抓进来了。 The people sit in home, pot from space. 人在家中坐,锅从天上来。 Pollster complexion at that time changed. You must say others, even if, after all the god of death inspection lamp can handle them, moreover on this day, still few individuals dare to challenge thousand god of death. 波尔斯特脸色当时就变了。你要说别人就算了,毕竟死神提灯能搞定他们,而且这天底下,也没有几个人敢挑战千面死神。 But certain people, are actually the god of death inspection lamp do not handle. Moreover several in these people, but also especially likes challenging the god of death. 但某些人,却是死神提灯搞不定的。而且这些人中的某几个,还特别喜欢挑战死神。 Harold is such a, magician cannot bar up not only, especially likes in the Six Edge Magic Prison in all directions chaotic revolutions, and likes walking on own initiative, plays that with the god of death life and death limit. 哈罗德就是这么一位,魔术师不光根本就关不住,特别喜欢在六棱魔狱四处乱转,且非常喜欢主动找上门来,和死神玩一玩那‘生死极限’。 Whenever Harold walks, Pollster must, in that innermost feelings during complained crazily, was forced a performance startled day good play. 每当哈罗德找上门来的时候,波尔斯特都要在那内心的疯狂吐槽之中,被逼无奈的上演一出惊天好戏。 When previous Harold escapes time, Pollster's performing skill could be said as has reached peak- success has not caught Harold who that escaped. 而在上一次哈罗德逃跑的时候,波尔斯特的演技可以说是已经达到了巅峰-成功的没有抓那逃亡的哈罗德。 Now, Harold walked with great difficulty, do you also deliver him? 现在,哈罗德好不容易走了,你还把他送回来? Do you also make me develop? 你还让我演? Do you also make him be all right to ask me to play? 你还让他没事找我玩? My script is almost used up! 我的剧本都快用完了! Therefore, before a half hour, Pollster and Stewart chats- he does not want to become famous again. Otherwise Harold's monetary reward, he will not approve absolutely! 因此,就在半个小时之前,波尔斯特与斯图尔特聊了聊-他不想再出名了。不然哈罗德的赏金,他绝对不会批! Really is a rare talent.” After listening these scripts that Stewart said that Louis cannot bear the point begin. “真是一个难得的人才。”听完斯图尔特说的那些剧本后,路易忍不住点起了头来。 [ Sir, you said this matter, what to do?] Stewart cautious asking. [大人,您说这个事情,怎么办?]斯图尔特小心翼翼的问道。 „.” Louis lets box inside detective and Mages is dancing, while said: Then I give Harold and detectives leave behind a thought steel seal, then makes the detectives write Faceless One report, submits to Ministry of Magic.” “哦。”路易一边让箱子里面的探员和巫师们跳着舞,一边说道:“回头我给哈罗德和探员们留下一个思维钢印,然后让探员们写份‘无面者调查报告’,提交给魔法部。” [ Sir, you really damaged( Louis to turn the head to look came)... to cough, Sir, I meant, disciplined well the Lord Polster style and performing skill, was a good deed. Right, front section day, he to pretend to be Faceless One, but also wrote many scripts- I also help him illuminate many pictures!] [大人,您真损(路易转头看了过来)...咳,大人,我是说,好好磨练磨练波尔斯特大人的文笔和演技,是一件好事。对了,前段日子,他为了冒充无面者,还写了不少剧本呢-我还帮他照过不少相片呢!] That just right, you give your the material that Pollster is used to disclose to me, I give the detectives on the way together, making them look for a big newspaper.” “那正好,你把波尔斯特给你的那些用来爆料的资料都给我,我顺道一起给探员们,让他们找个大报纸。” [......] [......] Sees Stewart also there. Asking of some Louis doubts: What kind of?” 看到斯图尔特还愣在那里。路易有些疑惑的问了问:“怎么样?” [ Coughs, Sir, I thought that also some omissions- two weeks later disclosed that I first deceive Harold monetary reward.] [咳,大人,我觉得还有一些遗漏-两周后再爆料吧,我先把哈罗德赏金骗过来。] Good.” Louis nods , his curious asking: I now how much money?” “好。”路易点了点头,顿了顿,他好奇的问道:“我现在有多少钱了?” The Magecraft box is a mystical place, so long as there is an enough crystal array, Mages can open a very big space in inside. 魔术箱是一个秘境,只要有足够的水晶阵列的话,巫师们是可以在里面开辟出来一个非常大的空间的。 So long as rich, can definitely build small Kingdom in inside. 只要有钱,完全可以在里面打造一个小王国 A film and television base. 或者一个影视基地。 In any case the entire manor definitely is nothing issue. 反正整个庄园肯定是没啥问题的。 Louis plans to plant the point fragrant-flowered garlic. He wants to eat the fragrant-flowered garlic stuffing stuffed dumpling. Under his hand happen to have some crafstman- they said that what oneself are? The farmers, fishermen, carpenter, mason and blacksmith, will raise the dragon the hunter... 路易打算种点韭菜。他想吃韭菜馅饺子了。他手底下正好有一些‘手艺人’-他们说自己是啥?农夫、渔夫、木匠、石匠、铁匠、会养龙的猎人... Initially heard these occupations time, Louis came the interest. They will definitely farm, meets building a house sub-city fort anything. 当初听到这些职业的时候,路易就来了兴致。他们肯定会种地,也会盖房子城堡啥的。 Looks, Harold is a plan raises the dragon in inside, but is short of money probably, has no way to make one to be able in the mystical place to maintain the large-scale crystal array of dragon area magic power element, therefore had not established. 瞧起来,哈罗德是本打算在里面养龙的,但好像是缺钱,没法在秘境中弄出来一个能保持龙区魔力元素的大型水晶阵列,所以一直没有建立完毕。 Now Louis sold Harold, this money estimate also enough. 现在路易把哈罗德卖了,这钱估计也就够了。 Later Louis also planned that does several dragons to play. 以后路易也打算搞几头龙玩玩。 Fondest of playing jokes Great Dragon anything, this thing may be bigger than the fire dragon, will also speak, gives it again integral point treasure anything- oneself change behind, is all right can also sleep in inside. 最好弄一个巨龙啥的,这玩意可比火龙大,还会说话,再给它整点财宝啥的-自己变身后,没事也可以在里面睡觉。
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