YMPDDT :: Volume #4

#325: I have not really played the hooligan to the deer!


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In this female bathhouse, Louis and kou that elegant young lady intrudes accidentally/surprisingly, in this female bathhouse, pretends not the awkward appearance to take a bath calmly while is chatting. 在这女澡堂里,意外闯入的路易和蔻娜小姐,在这女澡堂之中,都装作不尴尬的样子一边洗澡一边若无其事的闲聊着。 How two people a little not too clear this matter develops this appearance. 两人都有点不太明白这个事情是怎么就发展成这个样子的。 The kou elegant young lady to present also full disorderly, felt oneself should angrily rebuke Louis, then runs up to the grove. 蔻娜小姐到现在还满头凌乱,觉得自己是不是应该怒斥路易一番,然后跑到林子里。 But Mr. Louis was actually too warm, alleviated awkward appearance diligently- „! The kou elegant young lady, I to you looked that good thing- has a look at my big magic wand!” 路易先生却是太热情了,一副努力缓解尴尬的样子-“啊哈!蔻娜小姐,我给你看个好东西-看看我这根大魔杖!” During the smile of kou elegant young lady, Louis introduced that in his hand has the red head, 30 centimeters, and also has the magic wand of feather. 在蔻娜小姐的微笑之中,路易介绍起了他手中的那根有着红红的头,三十厘米长,并且还有着羽毛的魔杖。 It is called phoenix cry!” “它叫做凤鸣!” Louis this magic wand changed trick- that lifelike phoenix, making the kou elegant young lady look at dumbly at the scene. Exclaims greatly. Is nearly applauding, almost soon forgot the awkward matter. 路易这根魔杖变起了戏法-那栩栩如生的凤凰,让蔻娜小姐呆立在了当场。大为惊叹不已。险些鼓起了掌来,几乎都快要忘掉尴尬的事情了。 A. entire attribute + 1】 【A.全属性】 Afterward Mr. Louis also expressed today meets here, matter that and takes a bath together, Matter Louis that is one very very has the fate skillfully wanted to tease these little elves, without thinking to raise the head to see kou, this simply was the chance encounter old friend in the bathhouse, making Louis find it very interesting. 随后路易先生又表示了今天在这里遇见,并一起洗澡的事情,是一个挺巧挺有缘分的事儿-路易本来是想要逗弄那些小精灵的,没想到抬头看到了蔻娜,这简直是就是在澡堂中巧遇故友,让路易觉得挺有趣的。 B- hehe, is quite skillful, do you also come to the female bathhouse to take a bath?”: magic power + 3】 【B-“呵呵,好巧啊,你也来女澡堂洗澡啊?”:魔力 The kou elegant young lady who ascends mistily suddenly felt, probably... seems like very skillful? But if you said, two big masters meet in this male bathhouse, that is actually very interesting is very skillful. 蒙蒙登登的蔻娜小姐突然觉得,好像...好像是挺巧的哈?但你要是说,两个大老爷们在这男澡堂相遇的话,那倒是挺有趣挺巧的。 But this big masters and a big miss meet in this bathhouse, did this also a little have skillfully this? 但这一个大老爷们和一个大姑娘在这澡堂相遇,这也有点太有巧了吧这个也? At present has the little elf to fly, the singing sound spread to the ear bank. 眼前有小精灵飞过,歌声传入了耳畔。 The kou elegant young lady looked to that lakeside like the harp same light beam, that seemed like stroking harp the hand of Moon God( the little elves), in brain suddenly bang. 蔻娜小姐看向了那湖边上的一道道如同竖琴一样的光柱,还有那像是在抚弄竖琴的月神之手(小精灵们),脑中突然轰隆一下。 Moon God harp- this means being doomed meet in destiny...】 月神的竖琴-这意味着命运中的注定相遇...】 The kou elegant young lady did not have to feel suddenly again awkwardly, she took off the emerald gauze clothes of oneself upper body naturally, cleans upper body that oneself have just cleaned embarrassedly. 蔻娜小姐突然再也没有尴尬的感觉了,她大大方方的脱掉了自己上身的翡翠色纱衣,清洗起了自己刚刚一直没好意思清洗的上身。 Then was one's turn Louis dumbfounded- the kou elegant young lady also was really... also is really! Really is she a deer? Therefore had not felt what to be awkward right? Therefore was I am too artificial? 这下轮到路易傻眼了-蔻娜小姐还真是...还真是个屁啊!果然她是一头鹿吧?所以一直没有感觉到尴尬什么的对吧?所以是我太做作了? The back of kou elegant young lady that bright and clean no flaw, making one have the endless daydream, but Louis is actually wishes one could to hurry to wear the clothes at this moment, sneaks in the grove to leave. 蔻娜小姐那光洁无瑕的后背,让人产生无尽的遐思,但路易此时此刻却是恨不得赶紧穿上衣服,钻进林子里面走人。 Now but others take off/escape, oneself actually put on, is this is not quite good this? 可是现在人家都脱了,自己却穿上了,这是不是不太好啊这个? This did not tell others, have I actually just been playing the hooligan? 这不是告诉人家,我刚刚其实一直在耍流氓嘛? When Louis intertwines, a brush extended Louis suddenly at present. 就在路易纠结的时候,一把刷子突然伸到了路易的眼前。 „, Can Mr. Louis, help me brush the tail? Here seemed like some volumes.” “喏,路易先生,可以帮我刷一刷尾巴嘛?这里好像有些卷起来了。” Hears this saying, Louis is dumbfounded. 听到这话,路易傻了眼。 According to situation that before chatted, oneself seemed like should not reject. 按照之前聊天的情况来看,自己好像是不应该拒绝。 But if brushes the tail to others, I can't walk from the lake? 但要是给人家刷尾巴,我不就得从湖里面走出来了吗? Is this not quite good this? 这不太好吧这个? Seemed like saw Louis is intertwining, tilting the head of kou elegant young lady somewhat doubts looked at Louis. 似乎是看到了路易在纠结,蔻娜小姐有些疑惑的歪着头看了看路易 That limpid pure eyes, made Louis have an ashamed feeling unexpectedly. 那清澈纯净的双眼,竟然让路易产生了一种惭愧之感。 Louis: Therefore is I am actually letting one's thoughts wander? What in fact the kou elegant young lady has not treated as the male lifeform me? What a deer has in the front of human quite shy is right?’ 路易:‘所以其实都是我在乱想吧?事实上蔻娜小姐并没有将我当做雄性生物什么的吧?一个鹿在人类的面前有什么好害羞的对不对?’】 Louis: Therefore was I am too artificial? Therefore should I the natural light the buttocks walk from the lake?’ 路易:‘所以是我太矫情了?因此我应该大大方方的光着屁股从湖里面走出来?’】 My light/only buttocks walk! ‘我光屁股走出来个屁啊! Louis hit to refer to the sound quietly, changed shorts to own leg on. Feels pants that on the leg is coming out, Louis is relaxes finally. Afterward he received the brush, arrived at the kou elegant young lady naturally behind. 路易悄悄的打了个指响,给自己的腿上变出来了一个短裤。感觉着腿上多出来的裤子,路易终于算是松了一口气。随后他接过了刷子,大大方方的来到了蔻娜小姐的身后。 Saw that Louis actually wears the clothes, kou elegant young lady one dull, she looked wooden own chest front, looked at that to be thrown the coat of not far away by oneself, later then a face delay covered with both hands in the chest front. 看到路易其实是穿着衣服的,蔻娜小姐不由一呆,她不由木然的看了看自己胸前,又看了看那已经被自己扔到不远处的外衣,随后便一脸呆滞的用双手捂在了胸前。 But at this time stands when following Louis, looks at that pure white busy back, could not bear rub face ruthlessly- did I really have no way to treat as the deer others?! MM of which family/home deer long in the upper part?! 而此时站在后面的路易,看着那洁白无暇的背部时,也忍不住狠狠地揉了揉脸-我果然没法把人家当做鹿吧?!谁家鹿的MM长在上半身的啊?! He was forcefully calm, did not look at others backs by own vision. Warned secretly oneself after giving a deer combs the tail, bath friend Mr. Louis the help kou elegant young lady is combing the hind leg, while somewhat flurried explanation today's matter. 他强行镇定了下来,不让自己的目光去看人家的后背。暗暗告诫自己就是在给一头鹿梳理尾巴后,浴友路易先生一边帮助蔻娜小姐梳理着后腿,一边有些慌乱的解释起了今天的事情。 Especially when helps others comb the tail, Louis is to today's liquor table on was sorry offensively. 尤其是在帮助人家梳理尾巴的时候,路易更是对今天酒桌上的唐突而表示了歉意。 However regarding Louis this inferior explanation, the kou elegant young lady actually shows a faint smile, meaning that simply have not cared. 不过对于路易这蹩脚的解释,蔻娜小姐却只是微微一笑,一副自己根本没有放在心上的意思。 Instead probably relaxes results. 反而像是松了一口气似得。 C. experiences + 150】 【C.经验】 Mr. Louis apology sounds naturally is very very sincere, was actually I wants to be many, others treated as a deer me.’ * 1】 【‘路易先生的道歉听起来很大方很真诚呢,其实是我想多了,人家只是把我当做了一头鹿而已。’】 【The smile of kou elegant young lady forgives * 1】 【蔻娜小姐的微笑谅解】 kou elegant young lady's favorability + 30】 【蔻娜小姐的好感度 At present favorability: 90 【目前好感度:90】 Sees these narration, Louis felt oneself should relax is right, but he at this time is actually the undercurrent cold sweat, wishes one could to sneak in the water to be drown to death now oneself- really others actually highly cared?! 看到这些旁白,路易觉得自己本应该松一口气才对,但他此时却是暗流冷汗,恨不得现在就钻进水里淹死自己-果然人家原本其实是非常在意的吧?! Therefore now others are mistaken I treated as the deer her, feels not awkward?! 所以现在人家只是误以为我把她当做了鹿,才感到不尴尬的吧?! Waited for others kou elegant young lady to sober up later to reflect tomorrow morning, today's matter awkwardly?! 等明天早上人家蔻娜小姐醒酒之后反映了过来,今天的这事儿得多尴尬啊?! If this others were mistaken that oneself is in the repertoire she, deceives her to take off the clothes and rubs the back mutually. Have't can treat as the anomaly oneself this bath friend? 这要是人家误以为自己是在套路她,骗她脱衣服和自己互相搓背。还不得把自己这个浴友当做变态啊? After he pledged, absolutely not after drinking- drinks quietly today, broken matter that encounters! 他发誓以后绝对不会在喝酒了-悄悄今天喝多了之后,都遭遇的破事儿! Ha, this morning time, the story book said that what comes? Were these matters that a fantasy travel... today encounters too also singularly varied this?! 哈,今天早上的时候,故事书说什么来的?一场奇幻之旅...今天遭遇的这些事儿也太奇幻了吧这个也?! Well-known, the immortal spirit fawn is sacred inviolable, if the elves know that has a fellow, rubs the back by this repertoire to the kou elegant young lady, does not know that the elves will have what view to human.】 【众所周知,仙灵小鹿是神圣不可侵犯的,如果精灵们知道有一个家伙,以这种套路给蔻娜小姐搓背,不知道精灵们对人类会有何种看法。】 If today's matter you cannot process, perhaps the elf hut joins the matter of Magic school, wanted thoroughly yellow.】 【如果今天的事情你不能处理好,恐怕精灵小屋加入魔法学院的事情,就要彻底黄了。】 But your subordinates and girlfriends, regard with a special fondness about you from now surely...】 【而你的属下和女朋友们,从此以后也必定对你另眼相看...】 Social death possibly can + 2】 【社会性死亡可能会】 Here had felt that the Louis whole body of social death was stiff , the kou elegant young lady but who another side is not awkward, is actually raised the head to pull beautiful hair, while is smiling and Louis chats. 这边已经感觉到了社会性死亡的路易浑身僵硬,一身冷汗,可另一边已经不尴尬了的蔻娜小姐,却是一边抬头挽着秀发,一边回头微笑着和路易聊起了天。 Louis appearance that pretended not to care about muddily, agile helped others brush the body, while accompanied the bath friend kou elegant young lady to chat naturally. 路易装作了浑不在意的样子,一边利落的帮人家刷身子,一边大大方方陪着浴友蔻娜小姐闲聊了起来。 But the one who makes Louis some not wonderful is, during this chatted, he discovered that the kou elegant young lady's complexion and body were getting more and more red, moreover covered chest- really others felt very awkward? 而让路易有些不妙的是,在这聊天之中,他发现蔻娜小姐的脸色和身子越来越红了起来,而且又捂起了胸口-果然人家还是感到非常尴尬的吧? She now completely in putting on an act forcefully! 她现在完全就是在强行的装样子啊! Actually others thin-skinned?! 其实人家的脸皮薄得要死吧?! Makes Louis feel what some being vexed, although others kou elegant young lady is putting on an act, but during this pure kou elegant young lady, is chatting, the seeking topic diligently and chatted- she to put on an act, really good effort! 更让路易感到有些糟心的是,人家蔻娜小姐虽然在装样子,但这位纯真的蔻娜小姐,却是在聊天之中,努力的寻找话题和自己聊天-她为了装样子,真的好努力啊! This grade of families will sober up later to respond tomorrow, to own impression bad?! 这等人家明天醒酒之后反应过来了,对自己的印象得多糟糕啊?! I am not really abnormal! I really do not have the repertoire you!’ ‘我真不是变态啊!我真的没有套路你啊!’ ...... ...... Asked the recommendation ticket. 求点推荐票。
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