YMPDDT :: Volume #4

#324: Quite skillful, do you also come to the female bathhouse to take a bath?


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Also has the domestic little elf every household! Such muggle family, was wealthier than Mages! You must fresh!” “每家每户也都有家养小精灵啊!这样的麻瓜家庭,比巫师们都富裕了!你们可得多生啊!” Thinks of here, Louis is looking to the look of little elf time, became more sparking. 想到这里,路易在看向小精灵时候的眼神,不由变得更加闪亮了。 Although the little elves do not know that the present stranger is having what idea, but everyone actually from his eyes, felt probably fully evil intention. 虽然小精灵们不知道眼前的这个陌生人在打着什么主意,但大家却好像从他的双眼中,感觉到了满满的‘恶意’。 Louis this observation as if made the little elves not quite happy, they are forking the waist, angrily rebuked to Louis. But Louis is actually smiling has not paid attention, instead curious puts out a hand to stress one to have a look. 路易这种观察似乎让小精灵们不太高兴了,她们叉着腰,吱吱呀呀的对路易怒斥了起来。但路易却是笑眯眯的没有理会,反而好奇的伸出手来想要抓一只看看。 However the little elves actually avoided flexibly, and in the anger, spat the saliva toward Louis. 不过小精灵们却是灵活的躲开了,并在愤怒之中,朝着路易吐起了口水。 Although these little fellow are small, but the saliva is big , seems like spraying water simply. Thin in crash-bang, Louis was spurted one by the water. 这些小家伙个头虽小,可口水却是大得很,简直就像是在喷水。稀里哗啦的,路易就被水喷了一身。 Quite cool.” Louis touched a face, smiles to say. “好凉快。”路易摸了一把脸,笑了笑说道。 After the liquor, somewhat had a parched mouth, in addition today on road perspiration, therefore Louis has planned to take a bath. Sees all around no one, therefore Louis then took off dragon skin safari suit simply, the light a buttocks dive, was going into the lake cheerfully. 酒后本就有些口干舌燥,再加上今天在路上出了一身的汗,所以路易早就打算冲冲凉了。看到四周没有什么人,于是路易便干脆脱掉了身上的龙皮猎装,光着屁股一个猛子,欢快的扎进了湖里。 That water splash frightens the little elf group and aquatic animals disperses instantly. A moment later, these little elves gathered, wicked forked the waist to stare at Louis in water to curse, the appearance of as if unusual vitality/angry. 那水花吓得小精灵群与水生物们一哄而散。片刻之后,这些小精灵们又重新聚拢了过来,恶狠狠的叉着腰盯着水中的路易大骂了起来,似乎非常生气的样子。 Looks the little elves that these are angry, a Louis self-satisfaction. He touched water on face, spat the water toward these little elves. 看着那些生了气的小精灵们,路易一阵得意。他摸了一把脸上的水,朝着那些小精灵们吐起了水。 Finally this spurts, the one side of lakeside looked like suddenly presented a giant fountain, drenched all little elves instantaneously randomly calls. 结果这一喷,湖边的这一侧就像是突然出现了一道巨大的喷泉,瞬间将所有的小精灵都淋得吱呀乱叫。 Also teased to meet these to like transforming Moon God both hands to provoke the little elves of harp, until all gave the air/Qi to run them, Louis then laughed in lake middle reaches. 又逗弄了一会那些喜欢变换成月神双手拨弄竖琴的小精灵们,直到把它们全都给气跑了,路易这才哈哈大笑的在湖中游了起来。 The water is limpid, the temperature is also very comfortable. Unknowingly, Louis of alcoholic intoxication rested in this lake unexpectedly. 水清澈甘甜,温度也舒爽得很。不知不觉之中,醉酒的路易竟然就在这湖里睡了过去。 When he opens the eye time, discovered oneself have departed for the deep. 等他睁开眼睛的时候,发现自己已经沉底了。 Calculates the time, Louis discovered oneself had rested for several hours in the lake bottom, does not know where oneself have swum to went, clothes also in distant place. 算了算时间,路易发现自己已经在湖底睡了几个小时,不知道自己已经游到哪里去了,衣服还在远处呢。 Crossed one unable to do well everyone to get up again, the person who waited to pass by saw the appearance of own light/only buttocks, the face of that Sorrendo Mage may by oneself losing completely. 再过一会搞不好大家都起来了,等路过的人看到自己光屁股的模样,那索伦多魔法师的脸可就让自己给丢尽了。 Louis swims away to the lakeshore of not far away from under water simply. Under this, he raised head to look to the water surface of top of the head, indistinct between saw light halos- was that crowd of little elves. 索性路易从水底向不远处的湖岸游去。在这水底之中,他仰头看向了头顶的水面,隐约之间看到了一道道光圈-又是那群小精灵。 Louis dived quietly, then stood up from the water fiercely the body, in a big way frightened them one to jump. 路易不由悄悄的潜了过去,然后猛地从水中站起了身,吓了它们一大跳。 Looks little elf that crowd scatters in all directions startled, a Louis originally also face practical joke successful self-satisfaction, but after looking at these little elves are surrounding that pure white exquisite form, he actually frightens a whole body icy coldness, the person were silly there. 看着那群惊慌四散的小精灵,路易原本还一脸恶作剧成功的得意,但瞧到那些小精灵围拢着的那个纯白色的优美身影后,他却是吓得浑身一片冰凉,人都傻在了那里。 Present that exquisite white form, is the kou elegant young lady. Her whole face hangover appearance, stands in the lakeside cleans the body, while is frowning is sizing up Louis. 眼前的那个优美的白色身影,正是蔻娜小姐。她满脸宿醉的样子,正一边站在湖畔中清洗身体,一边皱着眉头上上下下的打量着路易 Sociality died + 1】 【社会性死亡】 Now only what you can rejoice, oneself also stand in the lake, only leaked off the upper part.】 【你现在唯一能庆幸的是,自己还站在湖里,只漏出了上半身。】 But, this chance encounter was really a little is too in any event awkward. You thought that you as if should say the words that some emotional quotient high, came ice-breaking.】 【但无论如何,这种巧遇实在是有点太尴尬了。你觉得自己似乎应该说一些高情商的话,来破冰了。】 You decide...】 【你决定...】 A. emotional quotient high the shift topic: Aha! The kou elegant young lady, I to you looked that good thing- has a look at my big magic wand!” 【A.高情商之转移话题:“啊哈!蔻娜小姐,我给你看个好东西-看看我的大魔杖!” Completion Reward: kou elegant young lady's shock * 1, Mr. Louis, the person, at least should not.” * 1 and continuation of kou elegant young lady takes a bath and disregards your * 1 and entire attribute + 1】 完成奖励:蔻娜小姐的震惊、“路易先生,人不可以,至少不应该。”、蔻娜小姐的继续洗澡和无视你、全属性】 In B. emotional quotient the branching off topic: „ Hehe, is quite skillful, do you also come to the female bathhouse to take a bath? 【B.中情商之岔开话题:“呵呵,好巧啊,你也来女澡堂洗澡啊? Completion Reward: kou elegant young lady's indifferent nod * 1, chatted * 1, to return to various * 1 and magic power + 3 respectively 完成奖励:蔻娜小姐的淡然点头、闲聊、各回各家、魔力 C. emotional quotient lowly explained flurriedly: Explained why you come here, and to tonight's liquor table on apologized offensively.】 【C.低情商之慌乱解释:说明你为何来到这里,并对今晚酒桌上的唐突而道歉。】 Completion Reward: ‚Was this explanation too inferior?... Mr. Louis is really a anomaly!’ * 1 and kou elegant young lady's whole face despises * 1 and kou elegant young lady disregarding of favorability -30, kou elegant young ladies and feels disappointed to depart * 1, to experience + 150】 完成奖励:‘这解释太蹩脚了吧?难道...路易先生真是一个变态!’、蔻娜小姐的满脸鄙夷、蔻娜小姐的好感度、蔻娜小姐的无视和扫兴离去、经验】 Saw this all various professions narration, Louis becomes aware instantaneously. 看到这一行行旁白,路易瞬间就悟了。 My sociality died I! Others are the deer, I am a person! The people noticed that the deer can have the crooked thoughts? The deer when the lakeside takes a bath, saw after the person, can feel that person is very disrespectful?! 我社会性死亡个屁啊我!人家是鹿,我是人!人看到鹿能起歪心思嘛?鹿在湖边洗澡的时候,看到人后能感到那个人很失礼嘛?! Really hasn't others kou elegant young lady treated as a matter this meet?! 果然人家蔻娜小姐就没把这种相遇当做一回事吧?! Certainly was I wants! 一定是我想多了啊! However since this bumped into, is slightly is a little awkwardly small. Therefore many must say that what words alleviation is awkward, the broken ice is good. 不过这既然撞见了,还是稍稍有点小尴尬的。所以多少得说点什么话缓解尴尬,破个冰才行。 But these options in narration, too emotional quotient high?! This after ABC elected, will be treated as abnormally or intentionally the anomaly that came peeping others deer to take a bath by others?! 旁白中的那些选项,也太高情商了吧?!这无论是ABC选完了之后,都会被人家当做变态或者故意过来偷窥人家鹿洗澡的变态吧?! Thinks of here, in the Louis heart had the idea. 想到这里,路易心中有主意了。 Louis is never an artificial person, his calmly smiles to kou, has not only regarded a matter the situation of oneself buttocks completely. 路易从来不是一个矫情的人,他若无其事的对蔻娜笑了笑,完全没把自己光屁股的这个情况当成一回事。 Afterward, to alleviate this small awkwardness, Louis flexure the buttocks under water surface, while said the words that emotional quotient high to the kou elegant young lady. 随后,为了缓解这点小小的尴尬,路易一边挠着水面下的屁股,一边对蔻娜小姐说出了一句最高情商的话语来。 Was skillful, kou elegant young lady- do you have the belt/bring giving somebody a rubdown turban?” “巧了,蔻娜小姐-你有没有带搓澡巾?” kou was asked stupidly by Louis these words there, later this young lady dull nod of however, looked at hand the attractive small brush of that bristle wooden. 蔻娜被路易的这句话问得傻在了那里,随后这位小姐呆然的点了点头,木然的看了看手中的那个刷毛的漂亮小刷子。 Giving somebody a rubdown turban + 1?】 【搓澡巾是否?】 Aha! Really my reading comprehension is right!’ Louis consumed not artificial putting out a hand to bring others giving somebody a rubdown turbans, rubs own back: Good good, the belt/bring, is convenient.” ‘啊哈!果然我的阅读理解是对的!’路易耗不做作的伸手就将人家的搓澡巾拿了过来,搓起了自己的后背:“不错不错,带把的,是方便。” Stupidly fell completely kou elegant young lady + 1】 【完全傻掉了的蔻娜小姐】 [ kou: Really was Mr. Louis also... also really can let loose... trades to be others to hide in the water penetration? I just want to jump to the grove in went..., therefore, was I am too artificial?] [蔻娜:路易先生还真是...还真是放得开啊...换做别人早就藏进水里面了吧?我刚刚都想跳到林子里面去了...所以,是不是我太做作了?] Wants you is not awkward, awkward is others * 1】 【只要你不尴尬,尴尬的就是别人】 Sees these two lines of narration, and those words in kou elegant young lady heart, in the Louis heart thump all of a sudden, suddenly had a not too wonderful feeling- probably the kou elegant young lady, was very serious this matter... 看到这两行旁白,以及蔻娜小姐心中的那句话,路易心中咯噔一下子,突然有了一种不太妙的感觉-好像蔻娜小姐,原本是把这件事情挺当回事儿的... However this fellow always did not acknowledge oneself make mistakes, and arrives at the black person. 不过这个家伙从来都是绝不承认自己犯错,且一路走到黑的人。 After all on such as Louis just thinks that- the kou elegant young lady ‚’ was very serious this matter, but obviously, she under Louis warm drive, has not been serious now. 毕竟就如路易刚刚所想-蔻娜小姐‘原本’是把这个事情挺当回事儿的,但显然,她现在已经在路易热情的带动之下,不当回事儿了。 Really you discuss a request high + 1】 【果然还是你高情商】 Louis complexion ugly, but he actually pretended an appearance calmly, like this is rubbing the bath, while and kou elegant young lady chatted naturally. 路易的脸色不由难看了起来,不过他却装作了一副若无其事的样子,就这样一边搓着澡,一边和蔻娜小姐大大方方的闲聊起来了。 Perhaps is the tonight's kou elegant young lady also a little drinks hoodwinks, therefore in Louis the calmly, she of being in trance, became a little calmly. Afterward still under the invitation of Louis, took up the brush, helping Louis brush the back. 或许是今天晚上蔻娜小姐喝得也有点蒙,所以在路易的这种若无其事之下,神情恍惚的她,也变得有点若无其事了。后来还在路易的邀请之下,拿起了刷子,帮路易刷起了后背。 Success ice-breaking + 1】 【成功破冰】 【Not normal bathhouse meets + 1】 【不正常的澡堂相遇】 Everyone pretending diligently very normal chatted + 1】 【大家都努力的装作很正常的聊天】 With everyone mutual effort, this ice was broke finally, this day, was chats finally, but just like also Louis said that so long as everyone did not feel awkwardly, is not awkward was right? 在大家互相的努力之下,这个冰终于算是破了,这个天,也终于算是聊起来了,而也正如路易所说,只要大家都觉得不尴尬,那么就不尴尬了对不对? ‚It is not awkward!’ Louis wishes one could to throw into inside the water to be drown to death now oneself, but actually must put on an act. ‘不尴尬个屁啊!’路易现在恨不得一头扎进水里头淹死自己,但却还得装样子。 But since were awkward! That this is ABC all elects? Otherwise is unfair to the giving somebody a rubdown turban that today borrows! 但既然都如此的尴尬了!那这ABC是不是得全选?不然都对不起自己今天借的这个搓澡巾! ..... ..... Asked the recommendation ticket 求点推荐票
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