YMPDDT :: Volume #1

#24: You do not match!


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Can see, although Witch Queen pledged Stewart is free, but is actually up to mischief in secret, plans to turn into the Witch Queen shadow Stewart, making Witch Queen more powerful. 能够看出,巫后虽然承诺了斯图尔特自由,但却暗中搞了鬼,计划着将斯图尔特变成巫后的影子,使得巫后变得更为强大。 Although her scholarship not fine, but after offering sacrifices Devil, she succeeded. 虽然她学艺不精,但献祭了一头恶魔后,她还是成功了。 Louis called 61 points her- knows that the start brain tries another method, is counted passes an examination reluctantly. 路易给她打了61分-知道开动脑筋另辟蹊径,算作勉强及格。 Now, Stewart can become the Louis shadow, making Louis obtain its all strength superimposed layers. But in usually, the Stewart 10 strengths, belongs to Louis. 现在,斯图尔特可以成为路易的影子,让路易获得它所有的力量加层。而在平时的时候,斯图尔特的十的力量,也都属于路易 The Louis strength were many 0.38, Agility were many 1.8, magic power to be many 0.8. 路易的力量多了0.38,灵巧多了1.8、魔力多了0.8。 Louis pulled out a gold coin, feels Agility that this came out. Saw only that gold coin to provoke between two hands in him, must look like the gold coin to dance on his ten hand fingers quickly. 路易掏出出了一枚金币,感受了一下这多出来的灵巧。只见那金币在他在两个手之间拨弄了起来,快得就像是金币在他十个手指头上跳舞。 But I do not seem to need the Agility appearance, my time, does not need to control the hand signal, does not need to pay attention to brandish the rhythm of magic wand. I am not interested in potion and gold metallurgy.’ ‘但我好像不需要灵巧的样子,我施法的时候,又不需要控制手势,也不用注意挥舞魔杖的节奏。我对魔药和炼金也不太感兴趣。’ But a qualified soldier...】 【但是一名合格的战士...】 Without story book narration finished, Louis closed the story book of present nihility condition. 没等故事书的旁白写完,路易就把眼前的虚无状态的故事书合上了。 Saw Stewart also in that silly is looking at itself, therefore Louis hit one to refer to the sound. Stewart in a face compelled to turn into the nightmare shape ignorant. 看到斯图尔特还在那傻愣愣的瞧着自己,于是路易打了一个指响。紧接着,斯图尔特在一脸懵逼中变成了梦魇形态。 Louis seemed like a vigorous soldier such a step to jump onto the flame warhorse three meters away, started to shuttle back and forth in quiet dream tall tower- depended on this starting, most palace knights are not so agile. 路易像是一个矫健的战士那样一步跃上了三米之外的火焰战马,开始在幽梦高塔中穿梭了起来-就凭这个上马,大部分宫廷骑士都没有这么利索。 As if Stewart can disregard all terrains. And can fly. 似乎斯图尔特能无视一切地形。而且可以飞。 During has no intention, a person of horse did not rush in top level of high tower the lounge in student dormitory carefully. Quiet dream tall tower is tall tower of Yordle school, good today has a vacation. 无意之中,一人一马不小心闯进了高塔顶层的学生宿舍的休息室。幽梦高塔是约德尔学院的高塔,还好今天放假。 Only then a pretty spirit young lady leans on here under is longing for anything. At this moment, a whole body burnt the nightmare knight of flame to drill from her present place. 所以只有一名漂亮的幽灵小姐在这里拄着下巴想着什么东西。此时此刻,一个浑身燃烧着火焰的梦魇骑士从她眼前的地底下钻了出来。 Ignorant a both sides face compels was dumbfounded the half of the day, later attractive spirit young lady then intently lying down on the sofa, hit snoring. 双方一脸懵逼的大眼瞪小眼了半天,随后漂亮的幽灵小姐便直愣愣的躺在了沙发上,打起了鼾。 [ Miss Opheni has more than 500 years not to sleep. Rests to be good to her body well.] [奥菲尼小姐已经有五百多年没有睡过觉了。咳,好好休息一下对她身体有好处。] „Can you also make the spirit sleep?” “你还能让幽灵睡觉?” [ Boss, vegetation will have a dream.] The nightmare boasted. [老板,就连草木都会做梦。]梦魇吹嘘道。 Louis looked in own character description of new study Nightmare Spell lv1, remembered the Stewart words. 路易看了看自己的人物描述中新学的那个‘梦魇咒lv1’,把斯图尔特的话记下来了。 After playing met, Louis came to an unmanned classroom, treated as the puppet Stewart, practiced to raise the line puppet. 玩了一会之后,路易来到了一间无人的教室,把斯图尔特当做了木偶,练习起了提线木偶。 Right, you just said that what comes?” Louis is playing while said. The plan during the practice, listens to the story casually: Said that you know anything, now you can speak freely.” “对了,你刚刚说什么来的?”路易一边玩着一边说道。打算在练习之中,随便听听故事:“说吧,你都知道些什么事,现在你可以畅所欲言了。” The Stewart whole body trembles. 斯图尔特浑身一颤。 Is this master's first test? 这算是主人的第一次考验? But what you want to listen is what? 但你想听的是啥啊? Expression how listens to the Eight Trigrams (gossip)? 怎么一副听八卦的表情? He pondered the moment, said:[ Sir, I thinks that you should be the recent two years just entered the duty, in the school has some taboos, in the dark prison cell also some things. Is you needs to understand. I first speak the dispute and black and white between Mage Holy Oak Tree Mage between you passing...] 他思考了片刻,说道:[大人,我想您应该是最近两年才刚刚入职,学院中有一些禁忌,黑牢中也有一些事情。都是您需要了解的。我先为您讲一讲圣橡树巫师之间的纠葛与黑白巫师之间的过往吧...] Stewart does not dare to idle, says thought the enough explosive matter. But Louis listens to listen, the corners of the mouth actually twitched. 斯图尔特不敢懈怠,说出了自认为足够劲爆的事情。但路易听着听着,嘴角却是抽搐了起来。 All is the petty broken matter. 全都是鸡毛蒜皮的破事儿。 But the evil spirit actually believes that the matter very extraordinary appearances of these goose bumps. 但恶灵却是认为,这些鸡毛蒜皮的事儿都很了不得的样子。 Mages as if is also so... 巫师们似乎也是如此... Or internal fights of these Mages with the dispute, looking like the child cross each family to be the same! 或者说,这些巫师们的内斗与纠葛,就像是小孩子过家家一样! Moreover probably in everyone opinion, killed a person, understood that fierce point lethal spell that several were forbidden to use, was guilty of the most heinous crime incomparable Dark Lord and mysterious person. 而且好像在大家看来,杀了一个人,懂得几个被禁止使用的那种厉害一点的致死性魔咒,就是罪大恶极无比的黑魔王神秘人了。 [ No one knows that who ta is, except for me.] Stewart mystical sound:[ Because she is my former Boss Ossykris mother.] [没有人知道ta是谁,除了我。]斯图尔特神神秘秘的声音:[因为她是我的前任老板-奥西克丽丝的母亲。] „???” “???” Ossykris mother?!” Louis blinking of ruthlessly. 奥西克丽丝的母亲?!”路易狠狠的眨了眨眼睛。 [ Right.] Stewart mysterious saying:[ She is first-generation Dark Lord, is the Hidden Order founder.] [没错。]斯图尔特神秘的说道:[她是第一代黑魔王,也是隐修会的创建者。] Hidden Order? Does she want to do?” 隐修会?她想要干什么?” [ Sir, Holy Oak Tree Mages is this world's most powerful Mage, but this great strength, originates a lot of years ago, roams about from foreign territory in this's mysterious Mage.] [大人,圣橡树巫师们是这个世界上最为强大的巫师,而这份强大,来源于千百年前,从外域流浪于此的一名神秘巫师。] [ He is called Anthony, said that Astral Traveler, he left behind some knowledge. But unfortunately, these knowledge no one can understand, understood person to its scared incomparable.] [他叫做‘安东尼’,自称‘星界旅行者’,他留下了一些知识。但可惜的是,这些知识无人能懂,读懂的人又对其恐慌无比。] [ Merely is part of knowledge, then makes Holy Oak Tree Mages scared incomparable... they think that these knowledge subverted this world!] [仅仅是一部分知识,便让圣橡树巫师们恐慌无比...他们认为这些知识颠覆了这个世界!] [ Finally Ministry of Magic passed that bill, Holy Oak Tree Mages listed as Forbidden Academic these, then its destruction.] [最终魔法部通过了那项议案,圣橡树巫师们将这些列为了‘禁断学术’,然后将其销毁了。] [ Francesco the actions of Your Majesty to Holy Oak Tree Mage is disappointed. Hidden Order, then therefore establishes.] [‘弗兰契斯科陛下圣橡树巫师的所作所为失望透顶。隐修会,便因此而成立。] [ Your Majesty believes that these knowledge had not been destroyed, but she also succeeds found them...] [陛下相信那些知识没有被销毁,而她也成功的找到了它们...] [ Is inconceivable, Your Majesty found a remnant volume that Mr. Anthony left behind merely- is called anything ‚the modern anything theory one, a very strange name. Then lets Francesco Your Majesty unmatched in the world!] [难以想象,陛下仅仅是找到了安东尼先生留下的一本残卷-叫做什么‘现代什么什么理论一’,一个十分奇怪的名字。便让弗兰契斯科陛下天下无敌!] [ A revolution started... book that if Your Majesty found initially is complete, now this world no longer has been this appearance...] [一场革命开始了...如果陛下当初找到的书是完整的,如今这个世界已经早已不再是这幅样子...] Stewart somewhat loses. 斯图尔特有些失落。 [ Present Francesco Your Majesty already with withering away of Hidden Order, but withering away. No one knows her another status.] [如今弗兰契斯科陛下已经随着隐修会的消亡,而消亡了。没有人知道她的另一个身份。] [ Also no one knows, current Witch QueenDelphine Your Majesty, is her student! Right, Sir, Francesco Your Majesty is Delphine another teacher!] [也没有人知道,现任巫后黛尔菲尼娅陛下,是她的学生!没错,大人,弗兰契斯科陛下黛尔菲尼娅的另一位老师!] [ Compares in own biological daughter, Francesco Your Majesty believes, Delphine was more suitable to inherit own all... Ossykris is too pure.] [相比于自己的亲女儿,弗兰契斯科陛下认为,黛尔菲尼娅更适合继承自己的一切...奥西克丽丝太单纯了。] [ Finally, Delphine inherited Dark Lord all, inherited Francesco Your Majesty all- with that book!] [最终,黛尔菲尼娅继承了黑魔王的一切,也继承了弗兰契斯科陛下的一切-与那本书!] [ That is the Magic book of Anthony Great Sage- he is daybreak Mage, came from a name ‚the daybreak sanctum the place, daybreak Mage... they do not need the spell to be able! They as soon as the law is promulgated it will be enforced! Just like gods! Even if a young apprentice, makes the demon god feel frightened sufficiently...] [那是安东尼大贤的魔法书-他是一名黎明巫师,来自于一处名‘黎明圣所’的地方,黎明巫师...他们不需要魔咒就能施法!他们言出法随!宛若神明!哪怕是一名小小的学徒,都足以让魔神感到恐惧...] With narration of Stewart, a Louis fuzzy memory, gradually becomes clear- that is the experience of Forbidden Sanctuary learn/study. 随着斯图尔特的讲述,路易的一段模糊的记忆,渐渐变得清晰-那是禁断圣所学习的经历。 Daybreak Mage is Forbidden Mage. Forbidden Sanctuary establishes for 300 years later name that changes, but this name has continued to use for 60 million years. Therefore no one knows that daybreak Mage is that just like Forbidden Mage of gods. 黎明巫师就是禁断巫师。是在禁断圣所成立300年后改的名字,而这个名字一直沿用了六千万年。所以没有人知道,那黎明巫师就是那宛若神明的禁断巫师 Indeed just like gods, if the Magic civilization also has the rank, this world is about 0.6, but Forbidden Sanctuary when most magnificent, once achieved 3 levels of civilizations. 的确宛若神明,如果魔法文明也有等级的话,这个世界是0.6左右,而禁断圣所在最辉煌的时候,曾经达到了三级文明。 Naturally, these things no one had possibly known, because Forbidden Sanctuary had vanished- each civilization has its life span, this sanctum affected many world. Mr. Anthony, is former generation Astral Traveler, he arrived at this world to disseminate Magic. 当然,这些事情可能已经没有人知道了,因为禁断圣所早就已经消失了-每一个文明都有着它的寿命,这处圣所影响了许多个世界。安东尼先生,就是上代‘星界旅行者’,他曾经来到过这个世界传播魔法 But oneself, are this generation of Astral Traveler- strict sense, oneself are the Anthony disciple, has not vanished in the disciple of historical dust only. 而自己,是这一代的星界旅行者-严格意义上来讲,自己就是安东尼的门徒,一个唯一还没有消失于历史尘埃的门徒。 Also was this world only Forbidden Mage... 也是这世界唯一的禁断巫师了... [ He left behind a book, is called Travel Diary, that book is mysterious, hearsay it is connecting the time and debrises of many world, holder can pass it to the daybreak sanctum...] [他留下了一本书,叫做‘旅行日记’,那书神奇无比,传闻它连接着许多世界的时间与空间碎片,持有者能通过它去往黎明圣所...] [ This book, had been opened by Delphine Your Majesty, but she actually discovered with amazement, that above does not have any writing!] [这本书,曾经被黛尔菲尼娅陛下开启过,但她却惊讶的发现,那上面没有任何文字!] [ Afterward, does not know how Delphine triggered this book, above presented a paragraph of writing- is three problems.] [后来,不知道黛尔菲尼娅是怎么触发了这本书,上面出现了一段文字-是三道题。] [ Has about star chart together- good, Mages studies star chart, the answer of this topic is also very simple- center.] [一道有关于星象-好吧,巫师们都研究星象,这题的答案也很简单-‘中心’。] [ Is the religious philosophy topic, Mage has no interest in the religion together, these people are the swindlers. But since asked that also has to reply, after all is general knowledge- answer is the sun god and Moon God.] [一道是宗教哲学题,巫师对宗教没兴趣,那些人都是骗子。但既然问了,也只好回答了,毕竟是常识-答案是太阳神和月神嘛。] But what[ is strangest is the third problem- book told Witch Queen, the first two problems had not related mistakenly, because it has deferred to the Witch Queen state-of-art, reduced the difficulty. So long as final responding can still enter a school, since the daybreak sacred place-, although by her head, after possibly finishes the junior middle school, had no way to graduate.] [但最古怪的是第三道题-书告诉巫后,前两道题错了没关系,因为它已经按照巫后的知识水平,降低了难度。所以只要最后的答对就依然可以入学,进入黎明圣地-虽然以她的脑袋,可能读完初中后,就没法毕业了。] [ But this still makes Witch Queen excited incomparable- she does not know junior middle school word meaning, but her foster mother had said junior middle school- graduation, can become this world's strongest Mage!] [但这依然让巫后兴奋无比-她不知道初中这个词的意思,但她的养母说过‘初中’-毕业者,将能够成为这个世界上最强的巫师!] [ Result it set mathematics problems... the mathematics problems! This book is playing her simply! [结果它出了一道数学题...数学题!这本书简直就是在耍她! What relations the accountant and do Magic have? Delphine is not an accountant, she is Witch Queen! She said that she disdains in reply-, therefore wrote an answer casually. That topic is very indeed difficult, we asked many accountants, it is estimated that was wrong.] 会计和魔法有什么关系?黛尔菲尼娅不是会计,她是巫后!她说自己不屑于回答-所以随便写了个答案。咳,那题的确挺难的,我们问了不少会计,估计是错了。] [ Later, this book then destroyed, only left behind a message- you do not match!] [随后,这本书便自我销毁了,只留下了一段留言-你不配!] Louis flexure the face, these three wrote him also to see. Is a little strange, strange is not the issue, first few words that but most starts- to prevent my Travel Diary was not taken away by the monkey carefully, please answer several small issues.’ 路易挠了挠脸,这三道题他也看到了。是有点奇怪,不过奇怪的不是问题,而是最开始的第一句话-‘为了防止我的旅行日记不小心被猴子拿走,请回答几个小问题。’ First, is description you are standing the land, position in universe, gave three options, one is center one is nearby Sun- respectively was Heliocentrism and geocentric theory. 第一个,是描述‘你所站着的大地,在宇宙中的位置’,给了三个选项,一个是‘中心’一个是‘太阳附近’-分别是日心说与地心说。 As for third, is one fills up. 至于第三个,是一个填空。 This naturally is Milky Way- Orion radius arm- Solar System. However Louis has not filled, also without going to write- at that time Louis felt, this is to the reading material that the child reads, who is all right to turn to the Fantasy Travel Story book that a child reads, does to choose the word to fill up above? 这自然是银河系-猎户座旋臂-太阳系。不过路易没有填,也没有去写-当时路易觉得,这是本给小孩子看的读物,谁没事翻到一本小孩子看的奇幻旅行故事书,就在上面做选词填空啊? Because bored, therefore after looking at this topic, Louis was a little also curious, puts down the book to check one on hundred degrees celsius- naturally took the Rania supergalaxy as to start a big long string answer. 但因为无聊,所以看完这个题目后,路易也有点好奇,放下书就百度查了一下-自然是以拉尼亚凯亚超星系团为开始的一大长串的答案了。 The second topic, is not the philosophy topic, but is please the origin of briefing star energy. 第二道题目,不是哲学题,而是‘请简要说明恒星能量的来源’。 Naturally is the nuclear fusion, what relations has with the sun god and Moon God? 自然是核聚变嘛,和太阳神和月神有什么关系? This writes Louis not to write, but in the heart was actually changed an impression to this story book- this did not read the book to the kindergarten child. But looks to small student. 这题路易也没有写,不过心中却是对这个故事书改变了一点印象-这不是给幼儿园孩子看得书。而是给小学生看得。 The kindergarten child reads the small student outside reading, must come to see accompanied by guardian is good. 幼儿园孩子去看小学生的课外读物,要在家长陪同下来看才行。 As for the third topic- it completely changed the impression of Louis. 至于第三题-它彻底改变了路易的印象。 This problem is very difficult. 这道题很难。 How it makes people describe a completely close spheroid, turns inside out from inside to outside. 它让人去描述如何将一个完全封闭的球体,从内到外翻过来。 But Louis knows, this is involves the four-dimensional space together the mathematics problems. 路易知道,这是一道涉及到四维空间的数学题。 The direction that he studies is not the physics and math, but about these things felt very interesting. 他研究的方向不是物理和数学,但对这些东西还是感觉很有趣的。 He remembers before oneself , when stays up late to surf, has probably looked at similar video in the B stand, spoke and this almost, therefore then brushed. Treated as the calculation paper the book conveniently, wrote above the mentality. In addition recorded some interesting mathematical formulas, plans then to have free time sends the round of friend circle, installs to compel with the friend. 他记得自己以前熬夜冲浪时,好像在B站看过类似的视频,讲得和这个差不多,于是回头又去刷了一遍。顺手将书当做了演算纸,将思路写了上面。另外还记录了一些有趣的数学公式,打算回头有空的时候发发朋友圈,和朋友装装逼。 Afterward this book was thrown by him one side- the following character has not turned. Is really bored until the front section day, looked at inside fantasy story. 随后这本书就被他扔到了一边-后面一个字都没翻。直到前段日子实在无聊,才看了看里面的奇幻故事。 Therefore was entrained forcefully. 于是就被强行拽过来了。 By the urogenous of this story book, it is estimated when pondered at that time first and second answer, had been counted by it is answered the issue. When turns p. 3, the difficulty of third topic so will be big. 以这故事书的尿性,估计在自己当时思考第一和第二个答案的时候,就已经被它算作是自己去回答了问题了。所以在翻到第三页的时候,第三题的难度才会那么大。 As for Witch Queen, she replied, the topic should reduce twice difficulties, not being able to do well to ask finally together is the geometric solid of junior high pupil, or elementary school algebra application topic and multiplication small 99 and so on. Tested this diary to be taken away by the monkey... 至于巫后,她回答的时候,题目应该是降低了两次难度,搞不好到了最后问得是一道初中生的几何体,又或者小学代数应用题、乘法小九九之类的。考验一下这本日记是不是被猴子拿走了... I really despise you! 我实在是鄙视你啊!
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