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#10: Joke!


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That clown read aloud the spell, to brandish the spell seriously, is reading aloud the bookworm of text like one to an ordinary mirror- occasionally he also looks at the small paper on hand. 那位小丑一本正经的念诵魔咒、挥舞着魔咒,有如一个正在对着一面普普通通的镜子念诵课文的书呆子-偶尔他还会看一看手上的小纸条。 This appearance just like shoddiest first-grade student, in the inspection daily spell, in his hand the magic wand is sparkling brilliance and mirror the monster calamity level of that rending pitiful yell is evil, formed the striking contrast. 这模样就犹如一名最为拙劣的一年级学生,在考核日常魔咒,与他手中魔杖闪耀着的光辉和镜中的那位撕心裂肺惨叫的妖祸级邪灵,形成了强烈的反差。 During the twinkle of that ray, everyone stared in a big way the eye, delay is staring on the stage, suspected oneself are having a dream. 在那一道道光芒的闪烁之中,所有人都瞪大了眼睛,呆滞的盯着台上,怀疑自己是不是在做梦。 Just like these people, Ruffield also grabs own hair ruthlessly, suspected oneself are having a dream. 与这些人一样,路菲尔德也狠狠地抓着自己的头发,怀疑自己是不是在做梦。 Right, I certainly am Nightmare Spell! Certainly is! Hehe, hehe hehe...” “没错了,我一定是中了梦魇咒!一定是!呵呵呵,呵呵呵呵呵...” That Banish read aloud was getting quicker and quicker, the white phoenix seemed like the light bulb the same as glitter again and again, almost made one respond without enough time. 那一个个退魔咒念诵的越来越快,白色的凤凰像是灯泡一样连连闪烁,几乎来不及让人反应。 When that white phoenix glittered for the seventh time, the examination official responded, held the Louis magic wand ruthlessly: Mr. Louis, sufficed! Sufficed!” 当那个白色的凤凰闪烁到了第七次的时候,考官才反应过来,狠狠地抓住了路易的魔杖:“路易先生,够了!够了!” But that spell sound has not actually terminated, when until soon read, stopped suddenly- the evil spirit in mirror, is running all over the place to run in the mirror the room in the world, which did not know. 但那魔咒声却并未终止,直到快要念完之时,才戛然而止-镜中的恶灵,在乱跑中跑出了镜中世界的屋子,不知道去哪了。 Also can like this? It seems like next time must look for the means not to make it run away. This type by the evil spirit of seal, may hit the lantern unable to find.’ ‘还能这样?看来下次得找办法不让它跑掉。这种被封印的邪灵,可打灯笼都找不到。’ Looked in narration Banish lv2 Louis took back the train of thought that in that a lot of pairs of simple-hearted vision, again straightened up the body. 看了一眼旁白中的‘退魔咒lv2’路易收回了思绪,在那千百双木讷的目光之中,再一次的挺直了身体。 When one like he just mounted the stage is the same, he is boldly thrusting forward to express best wishes to stage under each direction, but this time, actually no one smiled. 一有如他刚刚上台时一样,他对着台下的每一个方向挺身致意,但这一次,却没有人笑了。 A deathly stillness. 一片死寂。 „.” During this is silent, Louis said that whenever Louis sixth taunted time, that often spoke joke: Knowledge is a beacon light, its strength is much more than several spells.” “诸位。”在这寂静之中,路易说出了每当‘路易六世’被嘲讽的时候,常常所讲的那个‘笑话’:“知识是一盏明灯,它的力量远远大于几个魔咒。” This is the idea that I until now insist, thanked my teacher, she did not have therefore to give up my stubborn student, instead taught students in accordance with their aptitude, gave my different instruction. Let us jointly create a miracle!” “这是我一直以来所坚持的理念,感谢我的导师,她没有因此而放弃我这名固执的学生,反而是因材施教,给予了我不同的指导。让我们共同创造出来了一个奇迹!” I think that I am not Squib. My once teacher taught my way, continuously some mistakes...” “我想我并不是哑炮。只是我曾经的老师教导我的方式,一直有些错误而已...” Although the teacher in your mouth in another region, but local professor after listening to this words, greatly reduces to your favorability.】 【虽然你口中的老师远在他乡,但本地教授在听完这种话后,还是对你的好感度大为降低。】 But, they actually had enormous interest in Ossykris- even felt shocking!】 【不过,他们对奥西克丽丝却产生出了极大的兴趣-甚至感到惊艳!】 Such as you hope, you used another method to amaze the world with a single brilliant feat, success this pot, flung on the body of oneself teacher- your blossoming in radiant splendor became reasonable.】 【如你所愿,你用了另一种方法一鸣惊人,也成功的将这个锅,甩在了自己老师的身上去-你的大放异彩变得合理了。】 Ossykris will meet this pot(, you probably need explanation).】 奥西克丽丝会接过去这锅的(之后你可能需要一些解释)。】 Because although cheats, enabling your inspection to pass. But in later, the make-up test, will let you rest surely the voices of these question, if the two months later make-up tests successfully pass, you possibly lead instructor title teaching.】 【虽然因为作弊,使得你的考核未能通过。但想必在之后,必定会有一场补考,来让你偃息那些质疑者的声音,如果两个月后的补考成功通过,你将可能带着‘讲师’的头衔授课。】 As for Ossykris- her way of teaching, has been shown on your body, perhaps, after this, her teacher Oliver chief Sir, will agree she had previously proposed Yordle school Guidance Office director position application.】 【至于奥西克丽丝-她的教学方式,已经在你的身上得到证明,也许,在这之后,她的导师‘奥利弗’院长大人,会同意她此前提出过的‘约德尔学院教导处主任’的职位申请。】 Louis at present presents all various professions narration, he looks without enough time. He is boldly thrusting forward to express best wishes to stage under each direction, later stepped down. the stage 路易的眼前出现了一行行旁白,他来不及多看。他对着台下的各个方向挺身致意,随后走下了台。 He should leave office, this B has installed, the pot also flung to Ossykris. Oneself should the matter flick the sleeve, deep concealed merit and name. 他该下台了,这B已经装完了,锅也甩给奥西克丽丝了。自己该事了拂衣去,深藏功与名了。 Looks that goes down Louis of stage slowly, the audience under stage is red in the face, a deathly stillness! 看着那慢慢走下台的路易,台下的观众们面红耳赤,一片死寂! Today Louis sixth has spoken that joke, has said many times during these six years. 今天‘路易六世’所讲过的那个‘笑话’,已经在这六年之中说过多少次了。 These words look like Kong Yiji's famous saying famous phrase such, was treated as the joke to spread. This causes Ossykris this teacher and her student name, with joke well-known. 这些话就像是孔乙己的名言名句那样,被当做笑话传开。这使得奥西克丽丝这位老师与她的学生的名字,随着笑谈被广为人知。 But this time, actually no one can smile comes out. On the scene is red in the face, restless, Louis these words looked like pull out were the same on their faces, let wish one could to leave this embarrassed place immediately. 但这一次,却没有任何人能笑得出来了。在场的诸位面红耳赤,如坐针毡,路易的那些话就像是抽在了他们的脸上一样,让恨不得立即离开这个让人难堪的地方。 An intermittent clear applause suddenly resounds, broke the deathly stillness in hall- is Ossykris. 一阵阵清脆的掌声突然响起,打破了大厅中的死寂-是奥西克丽丝 Obviously, matter has not ended, Ossykris made up blade- this static applause was clear, probably palms of the hand, ruthlessly fan on the face of person, in today this watched the fun. 显然,事情还没完,奥西克丽丝补起了刀-这静静的掌声清脆响亮,像是一个个巴掌,狠狠地扇在了今日来此瞧热闹的人的脸上。 Has the aristocrat to cover the face. 已经有贵族掩起了脸。 Some minister cherished the crystal ball to disrupt directly, the minister frightened directly covers the face to walk. 某位大臣怀中的水晶球直接碎裂了,大臣吓得直接掩面而走。 With the Ossykris applause, the branch chief who several audit today, sets out to applaud in abundance, quick, in the hall everyone stood up slowly, exuded the warm applause. 随着奥西克丽丝的掌声,几名今日旁听的分院院长,都纷纷起身鼓起了掌,很快,大厅之中所有人都慢慢站起,发出了热烈的掌声。 The palm of the hand of professors and chiefs is wholehearted, but this was too awkward! After the aristocrats hear the applause, clear(ly) knows that this is professors' taunt, but they actually have to stand up, squeezes the awkward incomparable smile, reddening all over the face follows to applaud. 教授和院长们的巴掌是真心实意的,但这一幕实在太尴尬了!贵族们听到掌声后,明知道这是教授们的嘲讽,但他们却不得不纷纷站起身来,挤出尴尬无比的笑容,满脸通红的跟着鼓掌。 But the aristocrat is an aristocrat, in a while, some insensitive fellows, balanced the mentality, pretending anything has not happened to be the same, leaves office with the chief, goes to Ossykris there to curry favor with- these aristocrats who today leave office, is the person with no mind of his own. They know, after today, Ossykris receives the support of academic surely. 但贵族就是贵族,没过多久,一些厚脸皮的家伙们,就摆正了心态,装作什么也没发生一样,跟着院长下了台,去奥西克丽丝那里献媚了-今天下台的这些贵族,都是墙头草。他们知道,今日之后,奥西克丽丝必定受到学院派的鼎力支持。 The chiefs and professors today's attitude is certificate- they have not smiled from beginning to end, but in finally also warm applause. Obviously, Ossykris has given these professors one to support her reason- she has the qualifications to keep the school! 院长与教授们今天的态度就是证明-他们从始至终都没有笑,而在最后还热烈的鼓起了掌。显然,奥西克丽丝已经给予了这些教授们一个支持她的理由-她有资格留在学院! Or today proves Ossykris of oneself level, has been able to keep the school justifiablily. Some people will not say this and that again, the school does not need to withstand the public opinion the pressure- after all this princess marries Dragon Clan, is a political correctness! 或者说,今日证明了自己水平的奥西克丽丝,已经是可以名正言顺的留在学院了。不会再有人说三道四,学院也不必承受舆论的压力了-毕竟这公主嫁到龙族,是一种政治正确啊! Holy Oak Tree Mage is entire world most famous white Mage, even Witch Queen sees principal Sir Oliver, must lower the head respectfully called a teacher. 圣橡树巫师是全世界最出名的白巫师,连巫后见到校长奥利弗大人,都得低下头恭恭敬敬的叫一声老师。 Now all are justifiable, have Holy Oak Tree Academy to guarantee Ossykris, princess was similar to attains one to exempt the dead gold medal. 现在一切都名正言顺,有圣橡树学院保着奥西克丽丝,公主便如同拿到了一道免死金牌。 Ossykris as a Sorrendo most important successor, once can keep in Kingdom safely, this means anything to the future, everyone understands clearly. 奥西克丽丝身为索伦多最重要的一位继承人,一旦可以安然的留在王国之内,这对未来意味着什么,大家都清楚明白。 This throne sooner or later is her, therefore the attitude of aristocrats immediately changed. 这王位早晚是她的,所以贵族们的态度立即就变了。 Ossykris went through the difficulty today, these chiefs when looked to Ossykris and Louis, in the eyes full was the shocking color. 奥西克丽丝今天算是度过了难关,那些院长在看向奥西克丽丝路易的时候,双眼之中满是惊艳之色。 Regarding the matter of today, professors accidental/surprised, processing of Louis to that Monster Calamity Evil Spirit(s), making people feel shocking! 对于今日之事,教授们大为意外,路易对那个妖祸邪灵的处理,让人感到惊艳! Many professors saw way- he deceived that evilly spirit, trapping it the nightmare seed to enter in his heart, later seals up, unceasing releases Banish to that seed, this makes that impregnable Mirror Demon, becomes full of loopholes! 许多教授们都看出了门道-他欺骗了那个邪灵,诱骗它将梦魇种子下入他的心中,之后封闭自我,不断的对那个种子释放退魔咒,这让那‘无懈可击’的镜魔,变得漏洞百出! Mr. Stewart is indeed fierce, but in the genuine Mage eye, by seal it, is similar to was castrated the small kitty! 斯图尔特先生的确非常厉害,但在真正的巫师眼中,被封印了的它,就如同一个被阉割了的小猫咪! But today he faces, not only Monster Calamity Evil Spirit(s), comes to see the disturbance of lively person including that Witch Queen faction. But he is actually calm in time of danger. Reviews by Ruffield and Tyrese that the professors anticipate, actually fell the chain in this pressure. 但他今日所面对的不只是一个妖祸邪灵而已,也包括那巫后派系中来看热闹的人的干扰。但他却临危不乱。反观被教授们所期待的路菲尔德泰瑞斯,却是在这压力之中掉了链子。 Without a doubt! Today on the scene, what sees is one true, calm, calm Mage! 毫无疑问!今日在场的诸位,所看到的是一位真正的、沉着的、冷静的巫师 But true Mage, even if only understands Magic, his strength is still inexhaustible-, because he has the strength of knowledge! 而一个真正的巫师,即使只懂得一个魔法,他的力量也是无穷无尽的-因为他有着知识的力量! This is true Mage! 这才是真正的巫师 How many years, generations of Mages, how many can calm the mind steadfastly, studies assiduously earnestly? 多少年了,一代代的巫师们,还有几个能够踏踏实实静下心来,埋头苦读? The present young people extremely were impetuous! 现在的年轻人们都太过于浮躁了! Even Monster Calamity Evil Spirit(s) cannot distinguish clearly, dares to mount the stage?! The basic theory has not ravelled continually, dares to use raises line puppet and fascinated?! 妖祸邪灵都分不清,就敢上台?!连基础理论都没有弄明白,就敢使用‘提线木偶’与‘神魂颠倒’?! Once the so-called bookworm and Louis VI, in the eyes of professors, turns now was well-prepared- his state-of-art, enough has attained the Holy Oak Tree scholar reputation!( Holy Oak Tree scholar and Forbidden Scholar level error was far) 曾经所谓的书呆子、路易六世,如今在教授们的眼中,变成了厚积薄发-他的知识水平,已经足够拿到圣橡树学士的名头了!(圣橡树学士禁断大学士的水平差远了) scholar... this is true Mage. Only understood that the spell did not understand person who knowledge, that is magician! 学士...这才是真正的巫师。只懂得魔咒而不懂得知识的人,那是魔术师 Indeed, that spell is not his, is Ossykris writes, but depends on his today's performance, is enough! 的确,那魔咒不是他的,是奥西克丽丝写的,但就凭他今天的表现,已经足够了! Naturally, if he can write this spell, perhaps that asks well..., but, seem to should not to seem like by certain foreign territory souls is occupied the body. 当然,如果他能写出这种魔咒,那恐怕得好好问一问了...不过,看起来应该不像是被某些外域灵魂占据了身体。 The professors were somewhat a pity, often some foreign territory souls will occupy the dead body, that is extremely good research material! 教授们不由有些可惜,时常会有些外域灵魂占据死者身体,那可是极佳的研究素材! Naturally, today most what shocking was Ossykris- that Banish was really exquisite! Has reached the level of Grandmaster! 当然,今日最让人惊艳的还是奥西克丽丝了-那个退魔咒实在是太精妙了!已经达到了大师的水平! Let the shock! 太让震惊了! Regarding this spell is... no one who Lane Louis comes out believes that white phoenix, is the symbol of Ossykris! 至于说,这个魔咒是路易出来的...没有人相信,那个白色凤凰,是奥西克丽丝的象征! Can Mage of what degree, write the spell that represents others to symbolize? 什么样程度的巫师,能写出来一个代表别人象征的魔咒? Perhaps only then Sir Oliver principal? 恐怕只有奥利弗校长大人吧? This surpasses the cognitive degree of people, obviously should be Ossykris writes. 这已经是超出众人的认知程度了,显然应该是奥西克丽丝写得。 Seeming like Ossykris really planned calmed the mind to study Magic- was only this spell enough she leaves behind one in the spell history. 看起来奥西克丽丝是真的打算静心研究魔法了-光是这个一个魔咒就够她在魔咒史上留下一笔了。 Ossykris also shocks incomparably. 奥西克丽丝也震惊无比。 That spell is exquisite, the level of written has reached the extremely high degree! Person who she can imagine, perhaps also only then Principal Oliver! 那个魔咒精妙绝伦,书写者的水平已经达到了极高的程度!她所能想象出来的人,恐怕也只有奥利弗校长了! This spell is who gives Louis? Does he himself write? 这个魔咒是谁给路易的?还是他自己写的? Regarding these questions, Ossykris can only now according to the belly. And receives the pot that Louis flings. Not while convenient horses that forgets to pat teacher Principal Oliver-, although that young Yordle person has not come and that's the end. 对于这些疑问,奥西克丽丝现在只能按在肚子里。并将路易甩来的锅接了过来。并不忘顺便拍一拍自己老师奥利弗校长的马匹-虽然那个小约德尔人还没过来就是了。 But he will hear. 但他会听到的。 Knowledge , knowledge.” Ossykris smiles was saying to professors: Now many new generation, already few people to old generation person such earnestly in knowledge. I Teacher Oliver guidance, his idea from start to finish, Louis six... have coughed sincerely, I meant, Louis one, the foundation hit stably, the effect of today being well-prepared in the six years then manifests very much.” “知识,诸位,知识。”奥西克丽丝微笑着对身边的教授们说道:“现在很多新生代,已经很少有人向老一代人那样埋头于知识之中了。我一直谨记奥利弗老师的教导,将他的理念贯彻始终,路易六...咳,我是说,路易这六年一来,基础打得很稳固,今日厚积薄发的效果便体现出来了。” Just like the professors, Ossykris is liberal with the praise to own student Louis, seems like these years, she is not breeding Louis, but was really conducts to him until was the same. 与教授们一样,奥西克丽丝对自己的学生路易不吝赞美之词,就好像这么多年以来,她不是在放养路易,而真的是对他进行了直到一样。 False woman. 呵,虚伪的女人。 In any event, the small help of Louis, was that desire that in the non- Ossykris losses heart the male god made- helped her keep the school. 无论如何,路易的这点小小的帮助,算是不奥西克丽丝心中男神许下的那个愿望了-帮助她留在学院。 Today, has the approval and support of academic, Ossykris will start to take root in Holy Oak Tree Academy thoroughly, displays her healthy bud concurrently. 今日过后,有着学院派的认可与支持,奥西克丽丝将开始在圣橡树学院彻底扎根,并发展出她茁壮的枝芽。 Louis is also so. 路易也是如此。 He discovered that oneself Presence broke through 60! This as if explained that he has started to take root in the school. 他发现自己的存在感突破了60!这似乎说明他已经开始在学院扎根了。 While he planned that turns the story book, looks at own reward time, a sound interrupted his train of thought. 正当他打算翻一翻故事书,看一看自己的奖励的时候,一个声音打断了他的思绪。
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