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#59: ability can be very interesting


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Qiu Wuji does not need to know that in Chu Ge this little while head is thinking anything. 秋无际不用想都知道楚戈这会儿脑瓜子里在想什么。 The lustful lecher Father God image could not wash off in any case, that suspends simply rottenly does not wash, making her feel that this is this world extremely normal matter, that did not finish up...... possibly also has the meaning of ganging up while convenient, making her look at that type of thing, got used to seeing, bumps to the jostlingly also thought that was very normal? 反正色批父神的形象是洗不掉了,那就索性摆烂不洗,让她觉得这是此世极为正常的事情,那不就完事了……顺便可能还含着勾搭之意呢,让她看那种东西,看惯了,是不是对挨挨碰碰的也觉得很正常了? Therefore even is willing for this reason in addition! 所以甚至愿意为此加更! Has not settled the good intention!” Qiu Wuji scolded in the heart bitterly, half scolded Chu Ge, half scold themselves, the time of initially putting on how to have patted is flat his dog head? “就没安过好心!”秋无际恨恨地在心中骂,一半骂楚戈,一半骂自己,当初穿过来的时候怎么就没拍扁他的狗头呢? Recalls these that saw a moment ago, Qiu Wuji thought three views were under the heavy impact, demon realm is really demon realm, can this matter also take a souvenir photo to disseminate to others unexpectedly looks? Good that the demonic path in that world has not done, was too exaggerating, but in group they feel very normal. 回忆起刚才看见的那些,秋无际还是觉得三观受到了重大冲击,魔界果然是魔界,这种事情居然还能留影下来传播给别人看的?那个世界的魔道都没这么干的好不好,太夸张了,可群里他们却觉得很正常。 Qiu Wuji can see, this is not a group is abnormal, but really in the universal concept does not feel rare...... 秋无际看得出,这并非一个群都是变态,而是真的普遍观念中就觉得不稀罕…… Is Zhang Qiren that type, Chu Ge thought on the contrary the opposite party went bad, has mixed feelings, friendship no longer, but on the contrary is very in her eyes normal. 反倒是张奇人那种,楚戈觉得对方变坏了,心情复杂,交情不复,可在她眼中反倒还挺正常。 Two concepts have the major difference, even if she has been trying to understand that this world, seemed like already very likely modern people in the surface, in the bone was incompatible. 两界观念还是有着重大区别,哪怕她一直在试图理解这个世界,在表面看上去已经很像个现代人了,骨子里还是格格不入。 Mentioned also interesting, Chu Ge own thought was completely different from the xianxia world, but that world was actually he creates. Is this represents the world of author writing oneself concept to be not necessarily consistent with author? Represents...... in the Chu Ge bone is actually being xianxia that set? 说来也有趣,楚戈自己的思维完全与仙侠世界不一样,但那个世界却偏偏是他创造出来的。这是代表着作家笔下的世界与作家本人的观念未必一致?还是代表着……楚戈骨子里其实是仙侠那一套的? —— is unhappy restricts, the unique regulation, holds a sword hand in hand, vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered the world. ——不喜拘束,超脱律法,仗剑携手,纵横天下。 Constrained by the reality, smoothed by grinding the edges and corners, therefore poured out in the novel world. 只是囿于现实,磨平了棱角,于是倾诉在小说世界里。 Qiu Wuji remembers that Chu Ge asked suddenly: But Qiu Wuji, how many do you understand my? 秋无际忽然想起楚戈问的那一句:可是秋无际,你了解我多少? She thought the period of time lost, suddenly snort/hum. 她出神地想了一阵子,忽然又哼了一声。 Why can understand this brain all kinds extreme pervert? 为什么要了解这个满脑子色色的死变态 Young lady...... this young lady.” Driver then shouted very much reluctantly: Our car(riage)s to terminal......” “小姐……这位小姐。”司机师傅很是无奈地回头喊:“我们的车到终点站了……” Qiu Wuji awakes the god to come, discovered that the entire car(riage) emptied, oneself stupidly sits there, on the face a little has a fever, gets out hurriedly. 秋无际醒过神来,才发现整辆车都空了,就自己一个傻愣愣地坐那儿,不由脸上有点发烧,匆忙下车。 Now about car(riage) this word thinks what to do continually did not have the good deed, was he harms! 诶,现在连对“车”这个词都觉得没好事了怎么办,都是他害的! The driver looks speechless her back runs the public transportation stand, secretly thought miss wears the mask so to be attractive, really pitifully, the mask cannot block to blush, understood at a glance that the brain is thinking the man. 司机无语地看着她的背影一路跑出公交站,暗道这姑娘戴着口罩都这么漂亮,真可惜,口罩都挡不住脸红,一看就知道满脑子都在想男人嘛。 Does not know that this thinks man the misunderstanding is known by Qiu Wuji can ascend to heaven directly. 不知道这个“想男人”的误解被秋无际知道了会不会直接升天。 This time Qiu Wuji mood is very on the contrary affable, because the terminal outside the suburbs, she had dashed very much the period of time, finally saw the beautiful scenery and boundless rice paddy in this world. 此时的秋无际心情反倒还挺舒缓的,因为终点站已经很近郊外,她飞奔了一阵子,终于在此世看见了绿水青山、茫茫稻田。 The road asphalt road, as if reminded her here is still being another world......, but finally was not everywhere tall buildings and glass window, interchange and iron-covered car(riage), finally had a little familiar scenery, even the air was fresher. 路还是柏油路,仿佛提醒着她这里依然是另一个世界……但总算不是处处高楼大厦、玻璃窗、立交桥、铁皮车,终于有了那么一点熟悉的风景,连空气都清新很多。 Therefore heart then slowly nearly in nature. 于是心便慢慢近于自然。 About looked, tries the good flower that comes to the open country to look for not to see, not the well-known wild flower and green foxtail, Qiu Wuji is not disappointed, pulled out green foxtail to play in the hand conveniently, is strolling at will the ornamental rice paddy. 左右看了看,试图来野外找的好花是没看见,只有不知名的野花和狗尾巴草,秋无际也不失望,随手拔了一根狗尾巴草在手里玩,随意漫步着观赏稻田。 The summer morning, Sun is very poisonous, young people work in the place, the perspiration passes thin cloth. 夏季的早晨,太阳已经很毒了,一个年轻人在地里干活,汗透薄衫 Qiu Wuji stopped to look at one, nodded the head slightly. 秋无际驻足看了一阵,微微颔首。 Said that is this world is impetuous, people anti- do not endure hardship, but in fact the industrious person is many, the ordinary people of Chu Ge writing also present such quality collectively, therefore two world had the same point again. 说是这世界浮躁,人们不耐吃苦,可实际上勤劳的人还是很多的,楚戈笔下的普罗大众也集体呈现这样的品质,于是两个世界再度有了相同的点。 A world in the book eventually reality mapping, world creating god -based cognition. 书中世界终究不过一种现实映射,基于创世神的认知而成。 This is also Qiu Wuji always wants to leave one of the Chu Ge independent action significances, is not at side him, can find the top member's the exploration and ponder of the world, in his nearby day after day does not know where was brought. 这也是秋无际总想要离开楚戈独立行动的意义之一,不在他身边,才能找到一位顶尖修士对世界的探索和思考,在他边上一天天的都不知道被带偏到哪去了。 May look, Qiu Wuji felt slowly a little not to the taste. 可看着看着,秋无际慢慢觉得有点不对味了。 The youth of working also has the different strength probably, this different strength is strange, is entirely different from her cognitive system, is unable to analyze unexpectedly. 干活的青年好像也有异力,这种异力非常奇怪,与她的认知体系截然不同,竟无法分析。 Perhaps because stared by her for a long time, the youth of working also had turning the head of induction to look at her one eyes. 也许因为被她盯久了,干活的青年也有了感应似的转头看了她一眼。 Subsequently in the eye is unable to repress revealed the shocking color, the drool was about to fall. 继而眼里无法按捺地露出了惊艳之色,哈喇子都快掉下来了。 The female celestial this is...... 仙女啊这是…… The youth eyeball turning round revolution, the back passes away, fishes out a signature pen from the pocket, wrote a character on the face quietly: „Handsome.” 青年眼珠子滴溜溜一转,背过身去,从口袋里摸出一支签字水笔,悄悄在脸上写了一个字:“帅。” Then has turned around to smile brightly: Hi, a beautiful woman person picnic?” 然后转过身灿烂一笑:“嗨,美女一个人郊游吗?” Qiu Wuji blinks the eye surprisedly. 秋无际惊讶地眨巴眨巴眼睛。 She really thought unexpectedly this person very handsome, was ten thousand years of institute sees the most graceful handsome man simply. 她居然真的觉得这人长得非常英俊,简直是万年所见最帅的美男子了。 However the character on this face has not vanished, very obvious shining graceful character is placed there, turned again gracefully funnily. 然而这人脸上的字并未消失,非常明显的一个明晃晃的“帅”字摆在那里,再帅都变成了滑稽。 Nearby some people are riding the motorbike vehicle route, saw that bah: father acknowledged that you are very graceful, can serve a need to write on the face? Show mother, fool!” 旁边有人骑着摩托车路过,见状“呸”了一口:“老子承认你很帅,可用得着写在脸上吗?秀尼玛呢,傻逼!” The motorbike car(riage) bang walked away, the youth maintains is not losing the polite awkwardly the smile: They are always jealous me......” 摩托车“轰”地走远了,青年保持着尴尬而不失礼貌的笑容:“他们总是妒忌我……” Qiu Wuji finds it very interesting, said intentionally: You, although is handsome, I do not want with the person speech that on the face writes.” 秋无际觉得非常有趣,故意道:“你虽然英俊,我也不想和脸上写字的人说话。” The youth think awkwardly, has turned around, wipes graceful quietly character, changed to you to like me. 青年尴尬地想了想,又转过身,悄悄擦去“帅”字,改成了“你喜欢我”。 Has turned the head again, the front surface was the high-heeled shoes bottom trampled: Depending on you also dares to this Eminence with the technique of being puzzled heart, he not to dare to affect this Eminence mental!” 再转过头,迎面就是高跟鞋底踹了过来:“凭你也敢对本座用惑心之术,连他都不敢影响本座心智!” Bang, the youth in the air swivel 360 degrees, lie on the boundary ridge between fields moan: My this was not being puzzled plan...... which family/home being puzzled plan writes on the face...... this nonsense ability fart with not to have...... the beautiful woman not saying that I made a mistake......” “砰”地一声,青年空中转体360度,趴在田埂上呻吟:“我这不是惑心术……谁家惑心术写脸上啊……这狗屁异能一点屁用都没有……诶美女别说出去,我错了……” Qiu Wuji was both happy and humoured, is disinclined to involve, turns around to walk. 秋无际又好气又好笑,懒得牵扯,转身就走。 In the heart also is quite but actually surprised. 心中倒也极为吃惊。 Once thinks that ability was similar sole magical technique in Immortal Dao, now such looks like, the difference, was very different. 曾以为异能就类似于仙道之中的单一术法而已,如今这么看来,真的不同,很不一样。 On the youth resounds the cell phone ring tone, Qiu Wuji hears him to answer the telephone: Hey? Meeting? I in giving in eliminate insect...... the evening, can that...... also some people ask us to work? Which fool is so silly? Boss Zhang? So many Boss Zhang, which......” 青年身上响起手机铃声,秋无际听见他接起电话:“喂?聚会?我在给地里除虫……哦晚上啊,那可以……又有人请我们干活?哪个冤大头这么傻?张总?那么多张总,哪个啊……” Looked that Qiu Wuji has walked very much far, the youth has not thought that these words can listen clearly, actually such several listened also to have nothing probably. He receives the cell phone, looks at the direction that Qiu Wuji leaves from afar, feels the face to sigh: Later who said was trampled with the high-heeled shoes again by the beautiful woman is glad, the father does not pull out his slap in the face......” 秋无际已经走得很远了,青年并没想到这些话都能被清晰听了去,其实就这么几句听了好像也没啥。他收起手机,远远看着秋无际离开的方向,摸着脸叹息:“以后谁再说被美女用高跟鞋踹都乐意,老子不抽他耳刮子……” Was saying remembers anything, opens cell phone QQ, entered a group to chat: I reneged on a promise, even Qiu Wuji came, cannot trample my ying with the high-heeled shoes chirp......” 说着想起什么,打开手机QQ,进了一个群聊:“我反悔了,就算是秋无际来了,也不能用高跟鞋踹我嘤嘤嘤……” In the group no one manages him, at this time is filled with righteous indignation: This section Tai was excessive, not only short also broke the chapter! Big Chu you are the real dog!” 群里没人理他,此时都在义愤填膺:“这章太过分了吧,不但短小还断章!楚大你是真的狗!” Father must fight following internet line, you are waiting!” “老子要顺着网线操戈了,你们等着!” Chu Ge hides behind the screen peeps the screen, in heart dark crisp, most liked being scolded the single dog time...... 楚戈躲在屏幕后面窥屏不出,心中暗爽,最喜欢被人骂断章狗的时刻了…… Is thinking, in the screen the front surface presents an empty shadow of fist, thump pounds on his face. 正这么想着,屏幕里迎面出现一只拳头的虚影,“咚”地砸在他脸上。 Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“?” This fist empty shadow strength is weak, has Golden Bell Cover to protect the body, he has not felt to hurt actually, but? 这拳头虚影力量微弱,有金钟罩护体,他倒是没感觉疼,可这是怎么回事? Illusion? 幻觉? The average people may work as the illusion, but Chu Ge instantaneously full head is the perspiration, covered the chrysanthemum. 一般人可能会当幻觉,可楚戈瞬间满头是汗,一把捂住了菊花。 Does mother, really have this ability? 尼玛,真有这种异能 The remote another room, a fatty covered to begin to shrink one group: fuck me, this Big Chu brings iron mask writing!” 遥远的另一间屋子,一个胖子捂着手缩成了一团:“我草,这楚大是带着铁面具码字的吗!” Cell phone sound. The fat people meet one hear: Asked us to work? Whose such mental perception...... is not, which fool...... our abilities have the fart to use, , hits to break single dog, oneself hand hurts......” 手机响了。胖子接起一听:“请我们干活?谁这么慧眼……不是,哪个傻逼啊……我们这些人的能力有屁用啊,,打个断章狗,自己手疼……”
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