„I am really silly .” In the living room, Chu Ge withstand/top the durian to sit on the sofa, two muttered soulless: „I know only they can tells dirty jokes, actually not know originally they can also drive my car(riage)......” “我真傻,真的。”客厅里,楚戈顶着榴莲坐在沙发上,两眼无神地喃喃自语:“我单知道他们会开车,却不知道原来他们还能开我的车……” Qiu Wuji stands on one side holding the arm, with shutting out the vision looks at him, with emphasis actually wants to look at the position of sunflower in a big way, what a pity he sits has no way to look. 秋无际就站在一边抄着手臂,用嫌弃的目光上上下下地看他,重点想看向日葵的位置究竟有多大,可惜他坐着没法看。 „this Eminence has long known that you are a masochism, does not need to explain.” Qiu Wuji sighed finally, is saying with the grief tone very much: „Opens a group over a thousand to spoil you, this courage is creates the rank of god of the world worthily, the average person cannot accomplish......” “本座早就知道你是个受虐狂嘛,没必要解释的。”秋无际终于叹了口气,用很悲悯的语气说着:“开个群让上千人糟蹋你,这勇气不愧是创世之神的级别,一般人办不到的……” „Over a thousand people?” Chu Ge hurriedly said: „That is a joke, they can also be away from internet line to make me!” “呃上千人了？”楚戈忙道:“那就是个玩笑,他们还能隔着网线来弄我啊！” „How don't you know this ability?” “你怎么知道没有这种异能？” fuck is unexpectedly good reasonable! Chu Ge shivers. 卧槽居然好有道理！楚戈打了个寒噤。 „this Eminence cannot look actually, originally our Chu Ge has the hobby of homosexuality greatly, that female bends down......” “不过本座倒是看不出来啊,原来我们楚戈大大有断袖之癖,还是雌伏的那一个……” Chu Ge worn out said/tunnel: „This is the present popular stem, not real, you believe that I......, you also understand very much, female bends down this word is everybody can use?” 楚戈有气无力地道:“这是现在流行梗,不是真的,你相信我……咦,你也很懂啊,雌伏这个词是谁都会用的吗？” Qiu Wuji cold snort/hum: „The world story-telling script I looked, nothing but that powerful official story, had this kind.” 秋无际冷哼:“人间话本我看多了,无非那点权贵故事,其中多有此类。” „How to sound you also very to like looking?” “怎么听起来你还挺爱看？” Qiu Wuji said leisurely: „To shift the topic to be useless to me on, I look again many were also inferior the Father God knowledge is vast.” 秋无际悠悠道:“想转移话题到我身上是没有用的,我看得再多也不如父神知识广博啊。” Chu Ge was looks, Qiu Wuji has not believed the male with, most was the astringent sentiment that this crowd of names manifested meant that made her be discontented, uses something as a pretext, caused the annoyed thing to be many truly...... 楚戈算是看出来了,秋无际没信男同,最多就是这群名体现出来的涩情意味让她不满,借题发挥罢了,真正导致恼火的东西还多着呢…… In that is hiding shaming angry, does not know that which several car(riage)s she looked at...... 那眼中藏着的羞恼,不知道她到底看了哪几辆车…… Chu Ge recalled, oneself taste is mixed, sends has beautifully very only in the group, there is an unlicensed taxi, flies, European and US Japan and South Korea browses all, which type god knows she looked at......, no matter which type, this also ended the calf! 楚戈回忆了一下,自己口味杂得很,发在群里有很唯美的,也有黑车,还有多飞的,欧美日韩无不涉猎,天知道她看了哪种……不管是哪种,这也完犊子了啊！ Really thinks before , my computer does not use to you , because the work tool is unable to get along? 真以为以前我那电脑不给你用,是因为工作工具离不得？ Is feared that you do not see my several T carefully! Some innumerable seniors had proven hidden the folder is not easy-to-use, the best way do not let bump! But I am really silly , has not really thought that also one crowd of sand sculptures will give to sell wū wū wū me...... 是怕你不小心看到我那几个T啊！有无数前辈证明过隐藏文件夹是不好使的,最佳办法就是别让碰！可我真傻,真的,没想到还有一群沙雕会把我给卖了呜呜呜…… Looks at the Qiu Wuji that exclusion look, Chu Ge could not hold in finally, the level does not struggle simply: „What's wrong, what looks at to look, is your first god knows our demon realm?” 看着秋无际那上上下下的嫌弃眼神,楚戈终于憋不住了,索性躺平不挣扎了:“怎么啦,看什么看,你第一天知道我们这是魔界？” Qiu Wuji: „?” 秋无际:“？” Yo was also brave? 哟呵又勇起来了？ „Nightclub that danced you also to look ? Rare.” Chu Ge said seriously: „Person always has the need, nightclub that big crowd of people, does not affect well, we? Hides at home, oneself look oneself, the health, the environmental protection, the green...... is not green! Whom is obstructing?” “夜总会那舞你也看过了,是不是？多稀罕啊。”楚戈一本正经道:“人总是有需要的嘛,夜总会那个大庭广众,影响不好,我们呢？躲在家里,自己看自己的,健康,环保,绿色……哦不绿！碍着谁了？” Qiu Wuji pulled out the corners of the mouth, in that writes: You continue, I thought that you can also pull anything. 秋无际抽了抽嘴角,那眼里就写着:你继续,我看你还能扯什么。 „We do not violate the law! You look!” Chu Ge pulls out the cell phone to turn the group, before closing Q, remembers that some people sent a screenshot to come. “我们也不犯法！你看！”楚戈掏出手机去翻群,之前关Q之前记得有人发了张截图来着。 Selects the group that the uppermost just some people spoke to chat conveniently, really the front surface is a chart: „The Supreme Court said, between the friend and family member give the obscene information not to commit the crime.” 随手点进最上面刚有人说话的群聊,果然迎面就是一张图:“最高法表示,朋友和家人之间传递淫秽信息不构成犯罪。” Below retaking courses speedily: „Therefore also not tells dirty jokes, family members?” 下面一溜烟的复读:“所以还不开车吗,家人们？” „Nà!” Chu Ge offers valuable advice looks at the cell phone to Qiu Wuji equally: „Hasn't deceived you?” “呐！”楚戈献宝一样给秋无际看手机:“没骗你吧？” Qiu Wuji is putting on a serious face to sweep one, the chart had not looked, saw crowd of names on the contrary „Flocking to the Streets to Drive(tell dirty jokes) Group”. 秋无际板着脸扫了一眼,图没看,反倒看见了群名“扑街开车群”。 She really cannot bear say: „You have special coming out to drive(tell dirty jokes) group! Are you lascivious?” 她实在忍不住道:“你还有专门开车的群！你到底是多好色啊？” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Qiu Wuji sighed: „Little mixes these groups, you looked that other these are not good, ‚Slaughtering Gods to Prove the Dao Group’ ‚Future Platinum Group’, this is the spirit!” 秋无际叹气道:“少混点这些群,你看另外这几个不就不错嘛,‘屠神证道群’‘未来白金群’,这都是志气！” Helpless Chu Ge the place opened „slaughter god to prove say/way” group to look at one, inside is retaking courses: „In year the Great God annual meeting list came out, this crowd of 0 people of attending, everyone engages in introspection......” 楚戈无奈地点开“屠神证道”群看了一眼,里面正在复读:“年中大神年会名单出来了,本群0人与会,大家反省一下自己……” Also selected „the future platinum” group to look at one, inside is also retaking courses this news: „In year the Great God annual meeting list came out, this crowd of 0 people of attending, everyone engages in introspection......” 又点开“未来白金”群看了一眼,里面也在复读这条消息:“年中大神年会名单出来了,本群0人与会,大家反省一下自己……” Finally selects „Flocking to the Streets to Drive(tell dirty jokes) Group”: „In year the Great God annual meeting list came out, this crowd of 18 people of attending, everyone engages in introspection himself, running is not tired......” 最后点开“扑街开车群”:“年中大神年会名单出来了,本群18人与会,大家反省一下自己,跑那么远不累吗……” Qiu Wuji: „?” 秋无际:“?” Chu Ge switched off the group to chat unemotionally, hates bitterly: „You think that I like mixing this broken group!” 楚戈面无表情地关掉了群聊,痛心疾首:“你以为我爱混这个破群吗！” Qiu Wuji a lot of shamed angry is tossed about by these broken thing quickly did not have, how scolded does not know to scold, turned around to go out bitterly: „I must buy fine writing paper, moreover goes to the suburb to have a look at the flowers and plants belt/bring to come back, your code your character, mixes what broken group well!” 秋无际一肚子羞恼都快被这些破玩意折腾没了,骂也不知道怎么骂,恨恨地转身出门:“我要去买宣纸,另外去郊外看看有没有花草带些回来,你好好码你的字,混什么破群！” Chu Ge shouted in behind: „Do not take the subway, you cannot sit now......” 楚戈在后面喊:“别坐地铁,你现在坐不了……” Qiu Wuji does not return beckons with the hand: „I have studied, sits the public transportation, does mask was enough, which buses I favored...... aiya was not really good my oneself to fly to escape!” 秋无际头也不回地摆摆手:“我研究过了,坐公交可以,搞个口罩就行,哪路车我都看好了……哎呀实在不行我就自己飞遁！” The words have not said, the gate has been closed. 话没说完,门已关闭。 That back, how felt that actually she is more hurried? Which car(riage) looked at? 那背影,怎么感觉其实她更慌呢？到底看了哪辆车啊？ Chu Ge collapsed the shoulder to implore the tone, selected „Flocking to the Streets to Drive(tell dirty jokes) Group” to say one: „Thank everyone to save a life......” 楚戈塌着肩膀吁了口气,点开“扑街开车群”说了一句:“感谢大家救命……” „Well the Chu Ge big shot, does this annual meeting have?” “咦楚戈大佬,这次年会有去吗？” Chu Ge said: „No, how my ten thousand Ding have not arrived possibly have the annual meeting qualifications, hopes that the year's end that time has my share.” 楚戈道:“没啊,我万订都没到怎么可能有年会资格,希望年终那次有我的份吧。” Many people said: „Your this momentum ten thousand Dingwen, absolutely does not have the suspense, the suspense to tens of thousands issues......” 很多人都纷纷道:“你这势头万订稳的,完全没悬念,悬念是能到几万的问题……” Chu Ge does not have them such confident, seizes the chance saying: „Big shot select section push.” 楚戈才没他们这么有信心呢,趁机道:“大佬们来点章推啊。” Great Gods is actually optional: „Does not have the issue.” 大神们对此倒是都非常随意:“没问题。” Chu Ge took advantage of opportunity to send a flux linkage: „Small small gift, inadequate respect......” 楚戈顺势发了个磁链:“小小意思,不成敬意……” „The fuck big shot is flamboyant!” The group chatted instantaneous fiery. “卧槽大佬牛逼！”群聊瞬间火热。 „Also hurry up!” “还有吗GKD！” „Has the person to validate the car?” “有没有人验车？” „Studies the student family/home Chu Ge big shot, you are eat without working?” “学学人家楚戈大佬,你们都是吃干饭的吗？” Therefore in this group can tells dirty jokes is the big shot, writing a book is not...... 所以在这个群能开车的才是大佬,写书不是…… Chu Ge closed/pass the group to chat, returned itself in a threatening manner „Internal Strife”: „Your today's do tells dirty jokes open very crisply?” 楚戈关了群聊,气势汹汹地杀回了自己“同室操戈”:“你们今天开车开得很爽啊？” „Well Big Chu came, that female managed very cute, I felt her really in the cosplay Qiu Wuji tone and response ha!” “咦楚大来了啊,那个女管理好萌啊,我感觉她是真的在COS秋无际的语气和反应哈哈哈！” Chu Ge was startled being startled, from this angle understanding words, but also very interesting...... he thinks quite a while said: „Her cosplay how?” 楚戈怔了怔,从这个角度理解的话,还挺有意思的……他想了半天才道:“那她COS得怎样？” „Does not look like, after all sect leader looked aggressively does not come out, is always impossible really to install to compel with us? However this is better, other is in the taste, felt that really ran like Qiu Wuji, was too fun!” “不是太像,毕竟宗主霸气看不太出来,总不可能真跟我们装逼吧？不过这样更好啊,其他的就是内味,感觉真像秋无际跑出来了一样,太好玩了！” Chu Ge threatened the thoughts of looking for trouble not to have, started to be lost in thought. 楚戈气势汹汹来找麻烦的心思都没了,开始怔怔出神。 Qiu Wuji oneself, do not look like Qiu Wuji...... 秋无际本人,不是太像秋无际…… Also some people asked: „Her person? drawing chatted several again. Was banned a word by Qiu Wuji is anything, wears the high-heeled shoes to stamp my me to be glad!” 又有人问:“她人呢？拉出来再聊几句啊。被秋无际禁个言算啥,穿高跟鞋踩死我我都乐意啊！” The public sentiment is turbulent: „You are thinking the fart to eat, must step on also steps on me!” 群情汹涌:“你在想屁吃,要踩也是踩我！” „How I know where her person is at?” Chu Ge fearfully said: „It is not and I lives together.” “我怎么知道她人在哪？”楚戈心虚地道:“又不是和我同居。” „, Do you also want female fan to live together? Do we give you to come whole body big guy to want?” “切,你也想有女粉同居？我们去给你来个满身大汉要不要？” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Management this little while product Guowei who before Chu Ge private chatted came actually, sent to laugh foolishly the expression: „Words said that since has the female management, later everyone tells dirty jokes is the limelight......” 之前楚戈私聊的管理这会儿倒是品过味来了,发了个憨笑表情:“话说既然有女管理,以后大伙开车是不是注意点……” In the group a piece heaved a sigh: „Oh, therefore there is a female management is this is not good......” 群里一片唉声叹气:“唉,所以有女管理就是这点不好啊……” „Does not use!” Chu Ge said suddenly: „You continue! The means father thinks!” “不用！”楚戈忽然道:“你们继续开！办法老爹来想！” The group friend is shocked: „Big Chu you are quite brave!” 群友震惊:“楚大你好勇啊！” Chu Ge clenches teeth: „Arrived at her to be used to it, was numb, became accustomed, my in addition!” 楚戈咬牙:“开到她习惯了,麻木了,习以为常了,我就加更！” Since washes is unclean, why must wash! Changes a mentality to do, perhaps is the good deed! 既然都洗不干净了,干嘛要洗！换个思路搞搞,说不定是好事呢！ On the public transportation, Qiu Wuji takes the cell phone to look at the Chu Ge words with clenched jaws, wants to kick out him wickedly, actually discovers to kick reluctantly motionless, did not ban speech ban. 公交车上,秋无际拿着手机咬牙切齿地看着楚戈的话语,恶狠狠地想要把他踢出去,却无奈地发现踢不动,连禁言都禁不了。 Damn he was Group Owner, the jurisdiction is higher than...... Qiu Wuji to realize this point me, was almost mad not to pinch the hull arm rest. 该死的他是群主,权限比我高……秋无际意识到了这一点,气得差点没把车座扶手捏断了。 How you are at which jurisdiction to be higher than me, Father God is great! 怎么你在哪权限都比我高,父神了不起啊！