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#2: Qiu Wuji


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Chu Ge’s rental house clearly has the quite far distance from the luxurious cafe of this town center, regarding the internet writer who generally is confined at home, lives and lives in the suburb in the town center do not have much difference, the biggest difference lies in the house rent is cheaper. 楚戈的租屋距离这市中心的豪华咖啡屋显然有颇远的距离,对于一般足不出户的网络写手而言,住在郊区和住在市中心并没有多大区别,最大的区别在于房租便宜很多。 Ate a bowl of roast flour casually, returns to rental house, the weather quick is black, the small living room is somewhat dim. 随便吃了碗炒面,回到租屋,天色已经快黑了,小小的客厅有些黯淡。 This is rental house of two-bedroom one living-room, both rooms have not turned on a light, but actually hears the tap-tap typing sound, the melody that the fingertip leaps flutters in the dim room, reaches in the similarly dim living room, some people have the sound obviously, actually appears this rental house to be spacious, but deathly stillness. 这是两室一厅的租屋,两个房间都没有亮灯,而其中一间却传来噼里啪啦的打字声,指尖跃动的旋律飘在昏暗房间,传进同样昏暗的客厅里,明明有人有声,却更显得这租屋空旷而死寂。 That is Chu Ge’s writer friend, shares the house rent together. 那是楚戈的写手朋友,共同分担房租。 This friend has a very old fashioned name, is called Zhang Qiren. Chu Ge issued at the writer forum about initially renting the information, is intends to look for the meaning of writer friend promote each other, Zhang Qiren is also looking for the room, both sides fit in easily, had lived together the less than half year. 这位朋友有个很古风的名字,叫做张奇人楚戈当初在写手论坛上发布合租信息,也是有意找个写手朋友互相促进的意思,张奇人也正在找屋子,双方一拍即合,已经同居了小半年。 Finally discovered promote each other where comes, is the fart. 最后发现哪来的互相促进,全是屁。 Ate?” Chu Ge spoke thoughtlessly to ask. “吃了没?”楚戈随口问。 In the room transmits the response: Had a bit just a moment ago, spring Siru does urinate to collapse suddenly......? Did you come back at this time are blind date collapse?” 屋里传来回应:“刚才随便弄了点,忽然泉思如尿崩……诶?你这时候回来是相亲崩了?” Collapsed, is like your spring thought.” Chu Ge shoved open own door, room. “崩了,跟你的泉思一样。”楚戈推开了自己的房门,正要进屋。 The next door knocked the sound of keyboard to stop finally, a thin eyeglasses male appeared near the gate, sized up the Chu Ge blind date modeling to have the sound: Our family/home Brother Chu actually a little Daniel Wu style, female several points?” 隔壁敲键盘的声音终于停了,一个消瘦的眼镜男出现在门边,打量着楚戈相亲造型啧啧有声:“我们家楚哥其实很有点吴彦祖风范的啊,女的几分?” Chu Ge is ill-humored: Zero.” 楚戈没好气:“零分。” Go fuck a perfect score, does not give the zero, elementary operation eo. 给艹满分,不给零分,基本操作。 Zhang Qiren shows expression that I understood quickly, is very regrettable: Does not keep a picture to look at reverently to the brothers......” 张奇人很快露出了“我懂的”表情,很是遗憾:“也不留张照片给兄弟瞻仰一下……” Chu Ge did not speak, if the secretly thought really made the picture, it is estimated that you must say where I did look for the net chart to trick you...... blind date possibly to have that pretty woman? 楚戈不语,暗道如果真拍了照片,估计你要说我哪找个网图来忽悠你……相亲怎么可能有那么漂亮的女人? Zhang Qiren asked: What reason is this time? Registered permanent address? Money? House?” 张奇人问:“这次又是什么原因?户口?钱?房子?” Chu Ge looked at his one eyes, suddenly said with a smile: Because we are unemployed person.” 楚戈看了他一眼,忽然笑道:“因为我们是无业游民啊。” The Zhang Qiren grinning expression a little stagnates, the voice increases suddenly: This group of frog in a well understand chicken, thirty years the river goes east thirty years the river goes west, bullies not......, are you youngster are also coming?” 张奇人笑嘻嘻的表情有点凝滞,嗓门忽然变大:“这帮井底之蛙懂个鸡儿,三十年河东三十年河西,莫欺……呃,你还算不算少年来着?” Chu Ge has not replied final these words, but said: Therefore come on, the roaming arrives in west of the river earlier.” 楚戈没去回答最后这句话,只是道:“所以加油吧,早点游到河西。” Zhang Qiren nods: Right Brother Chu, my tomorrow's new book on the shelf, remembers section push.” 张奇人点点头:“对了楚哥,我明天新书上架,记得章推啊。” Has not forgotten .” “没忘,记着呢。” First thanked...... me and I to be a little hurried.” The Zhang Qiren unconsciousness is rubbing hands, said in a low voice: Recent data...... is very probably cool.” “先谢了……我、我有点慌。”张奇人无意识地搓着手,低声道:“近期的数据……好像很凉。” Actually his data said early several times, Chu Ge also thought his is a little cool, actually also can only repeat to say had said encouragements several times: Do not instigate, this gadget is very mysterious, some people look at popularity irritably also few individual subscriptions, some people look that the small numerous iron rod many...... is dies actually in any case is lives this blade, anxious also useless......” 其实他的数据早说了好几次,楚戈也觉得他这有点凉,却也只能重复说着已经说了好几次的鼓励:“别怂,这玩意儿很玄乎,有人看着人气火爆也没几个人订阅,有人看着小众倒是铁杆很多……反正是死是活这一刀,紧张也没用……” Zhang Qiren smiled reluctantly: Also yes, manages it. Was dies is exactly like this, popular office pseudo-model, not popular...... I was pseudo-model!” 张奇人勉强笑了一下:“也是,管它呢。是死是活都这样了,火了会所嫩模,不火……我就是嫩模!” Chu Ge: „...... Has thought your not popular possibly is because is too dreadful.” 楚戈:“……有没有想过你不火可能就是因为太猥琐。” Said seems you is not dreadful is the same, sisters pair that on who this book writes......” “说得好像你不猥琐一样,谁上本书写的姐妹双……” Therefore my also not popular.” “所以我也不火。” „Do you also write the sisters?” “那你还写不写姐妹?” Writes.” “写。” „...... In our generation person.” “……我辈中人。” Zhang Qiren is hanging the matter at heart, then has not chatted. Two people returned to the room respectively, Chu Ge made. the tea, sat opens the documents before the computer table, besides going to bathroom again has not moved the cup 张奇人心里挂着事儿,便没多聊。两人各自回屋,楚戈泡了杯茶,坐在电脑桌前打开文档,除了上厕所之外再也没有移动过。 This is daily of Chu Ge and Zhang Qiren. 这就是楚戈张奇人的日常。 Because Chu Ge blind date had a realistic topic, actually two people usually in this chat are not many, they stay together obviously, instead is actually accustomed to exchange on internet. 要不是因为楚戈相亲有了点现实话题,其实两人平日里连这种聊天也不算多,他们明明住在一起,却反而更惯于在网络上交流。 Very common scene is, two people sit in downstairs fast-food restaurant shoulder to shoulder eat meal, takes the cell phone to hit the fart...... in the author in that portrait regarding the group to be familiar compared with the mutual face mutually probably. 很常见的场景是,两人在楼下快餐店并肩坐着吃饭,却同时拿着手机在作者群里互相打屁……好像对于群里那个头像比互相的脸都熟悉。 Chu Ge suspected very much continued to lose the language function...... to be eloquent to speak the accent words in front of Gu Ruoyan today, was a little does not adapt to the factor of normal exchange in inside...... 楚戈很怀疑继续下去自己会不会丧失语言功能……今天在顾若言面前口若悬河说着不着调的话,也是有点已经不适应正常交流的因素在里面…… How to remember her? 得,怎么又想起她了? Chu Ge finger float on keyboard, thinks lost, doesn’t know whether or not he can insert a character like this into his book, what the intellectuality work place female white-collar image...... may write is xianxia, this image approximately should correspond in some sect the high level, was conquered to overthrow...... en by main character. 楚戈手指悬浮在键盘上,出神地想了想,不知道是不是可以在书里加上这样一个角色,知性的职场女白领形象……可自己写的是仙侠,这形象大约该对应在某宗门中高层,然后被主角征服推倒…… A little troublesome, because has the established female lead image certainly to have with this was similar —— main character in sect’s sect leader, one of the world strongest member, has touched edge of ascension, is the world most beautiful beautiful woman. 有点麻烦,因为已经有个既定女主形象与这有一定类似了——主角所在宗门的宗主,天下最强修士之一,已经触摸到了飞升的边缘,也是天下最美的美人。 Moreover the next stage mainly captures is she. 而且下一阶段主要攻略的就是她。 What right Chu Ge writes is harem style, the small fame that in the circle is a little also suspended in midair. 没错楚戈写的是后宫文,圈内也有一点不上不下的小名气。 As the harem style writer, the Chu Ge very clear key is to write the characteristics different female character. This female sect leader is noble and virtuous, prideful yet graceful, and also overbearing, actually distinguishes with Gu Ruoyan very in a big way, but if must increase female white-collar -type sect character, that will somewhat display is close, is very difficult to branch out the characteristics. 身为后宫文写手,楚戈很清楚关键在于把不同女角色写出特点。这位女宗主清高、骄傲、优雅、且霸道,其实与顾若言区别很大,但如果要增加一位女白领式的宗门角色,那就会表现得有些接近,很难分出特色来。 Other disorderly, wrote this female sect leader well, this is first female lead. 还是别想七想八的了,好好写这位女宗主,这可是第一女主 This book the on the shelf shortly, altogether 200-300 chapters, the plot had not just launched completely. This time main character Chu Tiange is only small character, because before an accident/surprise was recognized by sect leader, never the popular janitor promoted for in disciple directly, sect leader also directs once for a while personally, this was the start that main character soared. 这本书刚刚上架没多久,一共才200-300章,剧情尚未完全展开。此时的主角楚天歌”还只是个小角色,之前因为一件意外得到宗主赏识,从不入流的杂役直接提拔为内门弟子,宗主还时不时亲自指点,这是主角腾飞的开始。 This stage main character regards sect leader for the master, is very respectable ; sect leader about main character also just thought that may make the material, leads by the hand one or two. 这阶段主角还是视宗主为师的,很是尊敬;宗主主角也只不过是觉得可造之材,提携一二 How must the filial piety deterioration and sect leader probably how conceive a plan to eat the tender grass as for following main character, but must design the long-term plot, but has been able to start to hit the foreshadowing now. 至于后面主角要怎么孝心变质、宗主要怎么起意吃嫩草,还得设计长期的剧情,但现在已经可以开始打伏笔了。 For example starts side to describe the sect leader psychology, sometimes will think that sometimes will reconsider the long cultivation life defect lonely and anything, why from the beginning hasn’t been able to ascend...... and so on and so on. 比如开始侧面描写一下宗主的心理,有时候会觉得寂寞、有时候会反思漫长的修行生涯到底缺失了什么、始终无法飞升是不是因为什么……等等等等 Why ten thousand years of pure in heart was old strange will move the feelings of love? This is the prerequisite logic. 一个万年清心寡欲的老怪为什么会动了春心?这都是前置逻辑。 Chu Ge is very attentive. 楚戈还是很用心的。 Qiu Wuji pushes the window full moon, the moonlight like the water, sprinkles the world lightly, is shining upon her perfect side face, dim, but dream. She calmly is lost in thought long time, in the heart is indistinct is thinking, after ascension, ascends a height to get a broad view the middle of the month? If that is right, from a lonely place to another lonelier place......” 秋无际推窗望月,月华如水,轻洒人间,映照着她完美的侧颜,朦胧而梦幻。她静静地出神良久,心中隐约在想,飞升之后,是否登临月中?若是如此,是不是从一个孤独的地方到了另一个更孤独的地方而已……” Qiu Wuji, the name is from Jia-Xuan Ci: clear/pain day thousand li (500 km) autumn, Water Flows to Heaven Qiu Wuji, happen to echoes with the main character Chu Tiange name, is the ingenuity. If Chu Tiange is Chu Ge own projection mapping, then Qiu Wuji is about idealistic all anticipations and fantasies of Chu Ge in regarding the heart, poured into very deep sentiment to be one of them. 秋无际,名字取自稼轩词:“楚天千里清秋,水随天去秋无际”,与主角楚天歌的名字正好呼应,也是匠心。如果说楚天歌楚戈自己的投影映射,那么秋无际大约就是楚戈对于心中理想型的所有期待和幻想,倾注了很深的感情在其中。 Reason that to Gu Ruoyan said that sometimes little, crossed ten thousand this month, because the beforehand book very threw, but result better and better —— of this book to pour into sentimental character naturally to obtain the affirmation of reader. 之所以对顾若言说“有时候少点,这个月也过万了”,正是因为以前的书挺扑的,而这本书的成绩越来越好——倾注了感情的角色自然会得到读者的肯定。 Why does not know, in the Qiu Wuji heart flashes through the smile of that Chu Tiange suddenly. The smile of that sunlight in this everyone various is in Immortal Dao that oneself seeks is so special, can make the mood of person also widen......” “不知为何,秋无际心中忽然闪过那个楚天歌的笑脸。那阳光的笑脸在这人人各为己谋的仙道之中如此特别,能让人的心情都随之开阔起来……” The Chu Ge ten fingers such as fly, more writes some more feelings, as if the writing appears, in oneself eyes can also see outstandingly beautiful Fairy Maiden to push the window full moon, is confused and lonely. 楚戈十指如飞,越写越有感觉,仿佛随着文字浮现,自己眼中也能看见一位绝色仙子推窗望月,迷茫而孤独。 Can feel that probably the cold wind of windowing, from infiltrates to come behind, the back is cool. 以至于好像都能感到开窗的寒风,从身后渗透而来,背脊凉飕飕的。 Well not right...... 咦不对…… Does own window in the front, the back feel cold what's the matter? 自己的窗子在前方啊,背后发冷是怎么回事? Chu Ge wonders to turn the head. 楚戈纳闷地转头。 The cold glow flashes through, gloomily blue long sword on his nape of the neck, the piercing ice as if even soul must freeze coldly. 寒芒闪过,一柄幽蓝的长剑架在他的脖颈上,刺骨的冰寒似乎连灵魂都要冻结。 Chu Ge looks dumbfoundedly behind, ancient costume women's sword on his neck, phoenix is very staring at his documents including the ghost. 楚戈目瞪口呆地看着身后,一名古装女子挺剑架在他脖子上,正凤目含煞地盯着他的文档。 The air seemed for static several seconds, as if only crossed checked, in the Chu Ge brain also made any response without enough time, heard female speak line after line: If you dare to write me as liking that disciple, I will stake it all to make this world collapse, wants to take your dog life with it!” 空气仿佛静了几秒,又仿佛只过了一刹,楚戈脑子里还来不及做任何反应,就听见女子一字字道:“你敢写我喜欢上那个弟子,我拼着世界崩溃,也要取你狗命!” Chu Ge was dumbfounded: „It is not, your which?” 楚戈人都傻了:“不是,您哪位啊?” The vision of female takes back from the documents, falls on gloomily blue sword tip: Qiu Wuji.” 女子的目光从文档上收回,落在幽蓝的剑尖上:“秋无际。” Chu Ge: „???” 楚戈:“???”
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