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#3: The reorganization does not arrange randomly


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Chu Ge felt oneself in auditory hallucination. 楚戈觉得自己在幻听。 Did female lead run from the book? 女主角从书里跑出来了? Sword on the author neck, the threat cannot write her to fall in love with male lead...... 还把剑架在作者脖子上,威胁不许写她爱上男主角…… Were to rub many caused the spirit to have problems, starts to send the hysteria? 难道撸多了导致精神出了问题,开始发癔症了? But has a look at the door, closes well, had not opened the door the sound that a moment ago closes, she appears towering behind...... 可是看看房门,关得好好的,刚才也没有开门关门的声音,她就这么突兀地出现在身后…… Does this come? 这到底怎么来的? Must say that very slides secretly, that instead could not convince, which will very run to be called him to change the book? You said that the hacker big shot looked you wrote the trash black your computer to help you write, compared this to have a logical point! 要说是贼偷溜进来,那反而说不通,哪个贼会跑进来叫他改书啊?你说有个黑客大佬看你写得太垃圾黑了你的电脑帮你写,都比这个有逻辑一点啊! This woman also was also too pretty...... 再说这女人也太漂亮了…… The Chu Ge itself/Ben thinks that Gu Ruoyan is in the prettiest woman who in the reality sees, without thinking of this also overflowed for several hours, this cognition at present this breaking. The appearance, that makings are very but actually difficult to describe, the imposing angry glare, makes people feel the indistinct dream obviously extraordinarily, has to plant her to want the emergence to go, body to gather the rosy cloud momentarily the misconception. 楚戈本以为顾若言是自己在现实中见到的最漂亮的女人,没想到这还没过几个小时呢,这个认知就被眼前这位给打破了。外貌倒也罢了,那气质真的很难形容,明明凛然怒目,却出奇地让人感到缥缈梦幻,有种她随时就要羽化而去、身合云霞的错觉。 Is this modern people can have the makings and image that? 这是现代人能有的气质和意象? Described to the makings even attire tallying book from the semblance overall, where looks such a woman to come with your cosplay? 从外表到气质甚至装束全盘吻合书中描写,去哪找这样一个女人来跟你COS啊? Really runs from the book? 真从书里跑出来的? But are not the immortal, how becomes real world in the book? 可自己又不是什么仙人,怎么把书中世界变为真实的? The good and evil is roams through the writers during various imagination regularly, is relatively high to various rare and beautiful flowers event acceptances, Chu Ge does not have to be disorderly finally is unintelligible, is somewhat saying difficultly: Some words saying well, can first put the sword......” 好歹是个惯常遨游于各种想象之中的写手,对各类奇葩事件接受度相对高,楚戈总算没凌乱得不知所云,有些艰难地说着:“有话好好说,能不能先把剑放下来……” Qiu Wuji is staring at his neck, the look does not know intermittently thought anything, that sword actually vanished suddenly baseless: Kills you not to need to use the sword.” 秋无际盯着他的脖子,神色忽明忽暗地不知道想了些什么,那剑却忽然凭空消失了:“杀你无需用剑。” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Far more than does not need to use the sword, you are really the Qiu Wuji words, that was the ascension big shot, the imposing manner can kill me...... 何止无需用剑,你真是秋无际的话,那可是飞升大佬,气势就可以杀我了…… However this gives own feeling...... the constriction not that exaggeratingly...... 不过这位给自己的感觉……压迫感没那么夸张…… Because she doesn't want to kill people? 还是只不过因为她不想杀人而已? Gets up!” Qiu Wuji carried the chicken to carry Chu Ge to the chair equally, the dove occupied the magpie nest to sit. “起来!”秋无际拎小鸡一样把楚戈拎离了椅子,鸠占鹊巢地坐了下去。 Then...... 然后…… Jammed. 卡壳了。 Chu Ge then estimated to stand to the side, the squint looks that perfect jade refers to hanging on the keyboard, the half of the day does not know how to type the character that wants. 楚戈就揣着手站一边,斜眼看着那完美的玉指悬在键盘上,顿了半天也不知道怎么打出想要的字来。 You...... this is thinks that do write?” Chu Ge cannot bear ask finally. “你……这是想自己写?”楚戈终于忍不住问。 Really the Qiu Wuji words, female lead writes itself to work personally, this experience actually very fun...... Chu Ge wants to know that can be anything launches. 真是秋无际的话,女主角亲自写自己做什么事,这体验倒是挺好玩的……楚戈很想知道会是个什么展开。 True: pen to you, you write. 真·笔给你,你来写。 Qiu Wuji silent moment, finger light according to keyboard. 秋无际沉默片刻,手指轻按键盘。 Incited......” the U stupid cunt connection to exude the strange electric current sound. “滋滋……”USB接口发出了诡异的电流声。 Qiu Wuji knits the brows to receive the hand. 秋无际皱眉收手。 Chu Ge: „...... Do not tell me you to inject the spirit strength to analyze this magic treasure composition......” 楚戈:“……不要告诉我你在注入灵力解析这法宝构成……” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” Chu Ge this little while really believes that this was Qiu Wuji, was this performance that a normal person can accomplish? 楚戈这会儿真的相信这是秋无际了,这是个正常人能办到的表现? After an embarrassed silence, Qiu Wuji opens the mouth finally: How your magic treasure uses, why this Eminence cannot feel the spiritual energy circulation...... here electrical energy as if to have nothing to do with your writing, how do you are input in the writing this crystal curtain?” 一阵难堪的沉默之后,秋无际终于开口:“你这法宝是如何使用的,为何本座感受不到灵气流转……这里的电能似乎与你的文字无关,你是如何把文字输入这晶幕之中的?” Chu Ge pulled out the cheeks. 楚戈抽了抽脸颊。 This matter I have no way to explain with you, I am only a liberal arts dog...... 这个事情我没法和你解释,我只是一只文科狗…… He thinks, said cautiously: You want to write anything, you said, I write.” 他想了想,小心翼翼道:“你想写什么,你说,我写。” What situation he also wants to test this......, if own wish weaves her future according to female lead, what will have to change? 他也想测试一下这到底什么情况……如果按照“女主角”自己的意愿去编织她的未来,会有什么变化? Qiu Wuji turned the head to look at Chu Ge one, somewhat was actually surprised: Before saw you to be confused flurried, was actually much calmer.” 秋无际转头看了楚戈一眼,倒是有些惊奇:“之前见你还迷茫慌乱,倒是冷静得快。” Chu Ge smiled: Who will also be flustered on the neck by sword, I am not you member —— that passes through from the corpse mountain blood sea, if you are really Qiu Wuji.” 楚戈笑了一下:“谁被剑架在脖子上也会慌的,我可不是你们从尸山血海里走过的修士——如果你真是秋无际的话。” Qiu Wuji said: How now to be unhurried?” 秋无际道:“如今怎么不慌了?” Because nervous also useless...... I want to make clear this compared with you now am what condition.” Chu Ge put out a hand to select the keyboard, confirmed that it can also use: Said that thinks how I do write?” “因为慌也没用……现在我比你更想搞清楚这是什么状况。”楚戈伸手点了点键盘,确认它还能用:“说吧,想我怎么写?” Qiu Wuji sizes up his one eyes again, unhesitatingly said: writes this Eminence to receive a moment of enlightenment and ascend, broke the limit of Heaven.” 秋无际再度打量他一眼,不假思索地道:“写本座顿悟飞升,打破天人之限。” I thought that this is invalid, because it departed from the basis of the world to establish —— to write a mortal on for example me suddenly on ascension, that will not establish inevitably.” “我觉得这是无效的,因为它背离了世界的根本设定——就比如我写一个凡人突然就飞升了,那也必然不会成立。” Qiu Wuji comprehended the meaning of Chu Ge, narrows the eye slightly: In your setting, can't I ascension?” 秋无际领会了楚戈的意思,微微眯起眼睛:“你的设定里,我不能飞升?” Felt that the Qiu Wuji concealed angry murderous intention, Chu Ge is busy at explaining: It is that you suddenly ascend at the moment, behind has massively about you in this in plot, happened together related to other lots of characters, suddenly female lead did not have, the entire story frame collapsed. Should say, the cornerstone of novel world is the character constructs, first has Chu Tiange Qiu Wuji, has this world.” 感觉到秋无际隐含愤怒的杀机,楚戈忙解释:“是不能在此刻突兀飞升,后面有大量关于你在本界内的剧情,涉及大量其他人物交集,突然女主角都没了,整个故事框架就崩了。应该说,小说世界的基石是人物构建而成的,先有楚天歌秋无际,才有这个世界。” The Qiu Wuji silent moment, is the making way body, persists in saying: According to writing that I said.” 秋无际沉默片刻,还是让开身位,坚持道:“按我说的写。” Chu Ge shakes the head, sits down to type on the keyboard: „...... Qiu Wuji this mood one open, suddenly feels the fontanel to open wide, the rosy cloud lifts the meaning of ascension to spread...... the space tribulation cloud big to get up gradually, big day tribulation!” 楚戈摇摇头,坐下敲键盘:“……秋无际这心情一开阔,忽然感到天门洞开,霞举飞升之意渐渐蔓延……天上劫云大起,大天劫!” Qiu Wuji felt the period of time silently, shakes the head slightly: Useless.” 秋无际默默感受了一阵子,微微摇头:“没用。” Chu Ge implored the tone, said with a smile: I know this uselessly, must the logical self consistent method in the world frame.” 楚戈吁了口气,笑道:“我就知道这没用,肯定是必须在世界框架之内逻辑自洽的。” Qiu Wuji raised the head to think, talked to oneself is sighing lowly: this Eminence has not thought actually, our Father God of Creation, but is a lacking the strength to truss up a chicken student, our world truth, are only a book...... all joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness hold in the manpower unexpectedly, the future destiny was established path...... my emotion, changes with a change of pen frequently.” 秋无际抬头想了想,自语般低叹着:“本座倒是没想到,我们的‘创世父神’,只不过是一个手无缚鸡之力的书生,我们的世界真相,竟只是一本书……所有的喜怒哀乐操于人手,未来的命运不过是被设定好了的轨迹……就连我的情感,也时时刻刻随着一支笔的变化而变化。” The Qiu Wuji tone is somewhat disappointed, somewhat unties all feelings of becoming aware suddenly, is hard completely to state. Chu Ge looks at her facial expression, if the secretly thought she is really bibliophile, the cognition of that this revelation truth truly very uncomfortable? Three view collapses possibly go crazy. 秋无际的语气有些怅然,也有些解开一切的恍悟之感,难以尽述。楚戈怔怔看着她的神情,暗道如果她真是书中人,那这种揭开真相的认知确实会很难受的吧?三观崩溃发疯都可能的。 Naturally if that Qiu Wuji that write will not collapse, by the firmness of her will, will only try to change from guest to host, controls own destiny...... 当然如果是自己写的那个秋无际才不会崩溃,以她的意志之坚,只会设法反客为主,掌握自己的命运…… This was right, isn't she doing that? 这就对了,她不就正在这么做吗? She regarding oneself thinks smile matter that suddenly a disciple had the incomparable vigilance and repel meaning, therefore does not know that triggered what potential, break the realm...... 她对于自己忽然会想到一个弟子的笑脸这种事起了无比警觉和排斥之意,因此不知道引发了什么潜力,破界了…… Mostly so. 多半如此。 Confirmed this point truly, that type was abated by sword watchful feeling on a neck slowly, on the contrary some closeness and small sympathies...... this felt how to say? This is the character who create, like daughter? 真正确认这一点,那种被剑架在脖子上的戒惧感就慢慢消退,反倒挺有些亲近感和小小的同情……这感觉怎么说呢?这是自己创造的人物,就像女儿一样? Regarding oneself, this is only a story, said that the point of pleasant to hear reposed the literature to be ideal, said the low-end point was purely the money-making tool. 对于自己,这只是个故事,说好听点寄托了文学理想,说低端点纯属赚钱工具。 But regarding her, is the entire life is arranged. 但对于她,是整个人生正在被人安排。 Qiu Wuji knits the brows to visit him, suddenly asked: „Are you sympathizing with me?” 秋无际皱眉看着他,忽然问:“你在同情我?” Chu Ge purses the lips, without the reply, then said: You said that holds in the manpower, pours...... then such as me who is also insufficient unable to write your direct ascension casually, because needs the self-consistent the logic. The words that regarding a character, every action and every movement must conform to this character to be able to make the matter that should be able to speak, most is in several possible choices elects, in several choices that also yourself can make chooses its one, but possibly is not violates the behavior that the person supposes.” 楚戈抿了抿嘴,没有回答,转而道:“你说都是操于人手,倒也不至于的……便如我不能随便写你直接飞升,因为需要自洽的逻辑。对于一个人物而言,一举一动都要符合这个人物应该会做的事、应该会说的话,最多就是几种可能的选择里选其中一个罢了,也正是你自己会做的几种选择里选其一,而不可能是违背人设的行为。” He, lost says with a smile: Some people said, a character writes, is not the author can control. Your appearance made these words obtain the most powerful verification.” 他顿了顿,失笑道:“有人说,一个角色写出来,就不是作者能控制的了。你的出现让这句话得到了最有力的印证。” Qiu Wuji visits him peacefully, the beautiful pupil just like profound pond water, is quiet and profound, the thoughts look radically not distinctly. 秋无际安静地看着他,美眸犹如幽深的潭水,沉寂而深邃,心思根本看不分明。 Long time coldly said: You want to say that this Eminence may like that man, is my own choice?” 良久才冷冷道:“你想说,本座有可能喜欢那个男人,是我自己的选择?” The Chu Ge face was green. 楚戈脸都绿了。 That naturally possibly is not her choice, Qiu Wuji horizontally certainly present age, looking disdainfully what kind of vision, did not say that mind like still water ——, even if must according to oneself desirably upholstery such moved to read, the object possibly was not one just the basic disciple, the disparity also was too big. 那当然不可能是她的选择,秋无际横绝当世,何等睥睨何等眼界,不说是不是心如止水——即使要按照自己刻意铺垫的那样动了凡念,那对象也不可能是一个刚入门的弟子,差距也太大了。 However we are harem style, without the condition creates the condition also to want on, obtains at all the woman who is possible to obtain is not harem style crisp! Not like this who looks! 然而咱是后宫文,没条件创造条件也要上,得到根本不可能得到的女人就是后宫文的爽点啊!不这样谁看啊! But that truly is not the woman who is possible to obtain, means that this truly is not the choice that Qiu Wuji can make, this is the author machinery calls upon the gods. 可那确实是不可能得到的女人,也就意味着这确实不是秋无际自己会做出的选择,这是作者机械降神。 She did conflict to run from the book is not? 以至于她都抵触得从书里跑出来了不是? Qiu Wuji coldly said: That possibly is not the this Eminence proper choice...... you at least can absolutely in other words the certain extent influence so-called self consistent method, according to the view of storyteller, leaked in other words can also in the circle.” 秋无际冷冷道:“那绝对不可能是本座应有的选择……也就是说你至少能一定程度影响所谓的自洽,按照说书人的说法,就是说漏了也能圆上。” Chu Ge really regretted that writes too intelligently her, must scratch the cold sweat saying: Truly...... can the small scope...... circle.” 楚戈真后悔把她写得太聪明,只得擦着冷汗道:“确实……可以小幅度的……圆一下。” Qiu Wuji said anything, the complexion suddenly slightly changes. 秋无际正待说什么,脸色忽然微微一变。 Chu Ge looks helplessly her figure starts fuzzily, like from the person of materialization turned into the transparent ghost. 楚戈眼睁睁地看着她的身形开始模糊,就像从实体化的人身变成了透明的幽魂。 Subsequently is getting more and more pale, like the empty shadow, results in vanishes does not see. 继而越来越淡,如同虚影,终至消失不见。 In the air broadcasts her final sound: Regardless of you use what method, not Xu Ji continues this Eminence and that Chu Tiange has any emotion connection. this Eminence will also come out momentarily, if you continued to scrawl...... that never with writing.” 空气中传来她最后的声音:“无论你用什么方法,不许继续写本座和那楚天歌有任何情感瓜葛。本座随时还会出来,若你继续瞎写……那就永远不用写了。” The sound is remote, the person does not see. 声音渺渺,人已不见。 Chu Ge looks at the empty room, really thought that just like has a dream general. 楚戈看着空荡荡的屋子,真觉得犹如做梦一般。
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