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#15: When Immortal Dao female cultivator puts on the short skirt black silk


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Where beautiful woman your hanfu is quite attractive buys?” “美女你这身汉服好漂亮啊哪买的啊?” In the clothing store, Qiu Wuji has not started to go shopping, first gathered round by the sales clerk about asked that the light that in that envies overflowed quickly. 服装店里,秋无际还没开始买东西,就先被店员左右围着问,那眼里羡慕的光都快溢出来了。 Qiu Wuji seek help looks to Chu Ge, did here person greet calls beautiful woman? The feeling is quite frivolous. 秋无际求助般看向楚戈,这里人打招呼怎么是叫“美女”的?感觉好轻佻啊。 Chu Ge has nothing to do with look at the ceiling. 楚戈袖手看着天花板。 You told early...... the words will say what like this you asked to ask, the buyer show and seller show you understood me are more right, really thinks that you did put on this to be attractive? 早跟你说会这样了……话说你们问什么问,买家秀和卖家秀你们比我懂才对,真以为你们穿这个就漂亮了? The people put on anything to be attractive attractively, your such wear possibly developed the taoist nun like the accent group. 人漂亮穿什么都漂亮,你们那样穿着可能就像不着调的群演道姑了。 Mister your girlfriend is really attractive.” “先生你女朋友真漂亮。” Qiu Wuji: „?” 秋无际:“?” Chu Ge gazed towards the sky: „Amn't I graceful?” 楚戈望天:“我不帅吗?” Sales clerks: „...... En, very well matched.” 店员:“……嗯,般配。” Qiu Wuji: „??” 秋无际:“??” No matter how you blow us, expensive/noble I cannot afford in any case. Chu Ge disregards the vision that the sales clerk anticipated, is pointing at the cheapest shelf: This trying?” 不管你怎么吹我们,反正贵的我也买不起。楚戈无视了店员期待的目光,指着最便宜的货架:“这件试试?” The sales clerks curl the lip, such parsimonious person can also soak to such pretty woman, the heaven is unfair. 店员撇了撇嘴,这么吝啬的人也能泡到这么漂亮的女人,苍天不公啊。 Qiu Wuji looks at Chu Ge was pointing at the clothes. 秋无际看了一眼楚戈指着的衣服。 White women short sleeve shirt, black short skirt. 白色女式短袖衬衫,黑色短裙。 She on the street also noticed that the person passes through, in fact now the sales clerk puts on is a bit like like this, the whole seems like the quite proper appearance, at least was more proper than these small suspenders. 她在街上也看到人这么穿过,事实上现在店员穿的就有点类似这样,整体看上去还算是比较正经的样子,起码比那些小吊带正经多了。 The Chu Ge brain makes up the female white-collar, almost this. Naturally office lady uniform can also be trousers, reason that chose the short skirt...... en, cannot tell her. 楚戈脑补中的女白领嘛,差不多就这样。当然OL装也可以是长裤的,之所以选了短裙……,不能告诉她。 She does not understand in any case, feels this ratio other propriety mostly. 反正她不懂,多半还觉得这个比别的正经。 Really Qiu Wuji hesitant moment, clenched teeth to accept this set, takes the changing room. 果然秋无际犹豫片刻,还是咬牙接受了这套,拿着进了更衣室。 The hand leg must reveal probably...... saw that in the past was really the entire world this, probably and also had nothing probably...... 手腿好像要露……不过一眼看过去真是全世界都这样,好像、好像也没什么…… Melts in this world...... 融于此世嘛…… How does mister your girlfriend take the clothes to blush? Quite lovable.” “先生您女朋友怎么拿着衣服都会脸红?好可爱啊。” The chuckle sound that the voice and Chu Ge of sales clerk cannot repress transmits, Qiu Wuji closed the door of changing room heatedly, is lost in thought on the wall. 店员的声音和楚戈按捺不住的轻笑声传来,秋无际面红耳赤地关上了更衣室的门,靠在壁上出神。 Really. 真是的。 Took your type of spooky clothes to blush? 拿着你们这种妖里妖气的衣服脸红又怎么了? How on girlfriend? What meaning words saying this girlfriend, female friend? But how the intuition not too will use being a match to...... female friend this word, felt that the Chu Ge expression is not right! 怎么就女朋友了?话说这个女朋友到底什么意思啊,女性朋友?可直觉就不太对……女性朋友怎么会用到“般配”这种词,感觉楚戈的表情也不对! With only steals food the successful small fox same...... 跟只偷吃成功的小狐狸一样…… What world creating god, our world are world creating god so why dreadful? 什么创世神啊,为什么我们的世界创世神这么猥琐? Qiu Wuji purses the lips, the body exudes clouds and mist slowly. 秋无际噘了噘嘴,身躯慢慢泛起烟霞。 That warrior light garment vanishes slowly does not see, in the smog reveals the perfect body, just like beginning snow. 那身武士轻衫慢慢消失不见,烟雾之中露出完美无瑕的身躯,犹如初雪。 The clothes are transform, strict she has not put on the thing...... her transforming even to be certainly stronger than the material object, the ordinary clothes by the perspective/see through, her were possibly transformed the common member to give up any idea to see through. Therefore does not transform ashamed, puts on the thing of this reveal arm reveal leg to be ashamed. 衣服是幻化的,严格来说她就没穿东西……当然她的幻化甚至比实物更强,普通衣服可能被透视,她的幻化一般修士都休想看穿。所以幻化不羞耻,穿这种露胳膊露腿的玩意才羞耻。 Also must put on again ashamed, this melts the world's first step is right? 再羞耻也得穿上,这就是融于世界的第一步了对不对? Qiu Wuji deeply inspires, slowly wore the new clothes. 秋无际深深吸了口气,慢慢穿好了新衣服。 The changing room has the mirror, looks from the mirror, in the mirror the person powders the face crimson, pearly white teeth bite the bottom lip, the feature concealment shames angry, the hands and feet does not know how to put. 更衣室有镜子,从镜中看去,镜中人粉面绯红,贝齿轻咬下唇,眉目隐含羞恼,连手脚都不知怎么放了。 She makes an effort to transfer the head, bites the fortune-tellers and astrologers gate. 她用力转开脑袋,咬牙推门而出。 Then saw the Chu Ge shining eye, has probably up to be the same. 然后就看见了楚戈发亮的眼睛,像是有光一样。 Chu Ge was really arrived shockingly, cannot think that own xianxia female sect leader runs to put on office lady uniform also to be so beautiful, how really the person is attractive puts on is attractive. 楚戈真被惊艳到了,想不到自己的仙侠女宗主跑出来穿一身OL装也能这么美的,果然人漂亮怎么穿都是漂亮。 Although this is the bargain-priced goods, but the appropriate intellectuality, the makings unclearly, in that have the meaning of bashful anger, appearance that the concealment warned, that was more interesting, how to see that seemed like the outstandingly beautiful iceberg female president who in what book wrote to stand here. 这一身虽是便宜货,但得体知性,气质隐然,那眼里还带着羞怒之意,隐含警告的样子,那就更有味了,怎么看都像是什么书中写的绝色冰山女总裁站在这里。 Then...... 然后…… The Chu Ge vision falls on her chest front. 楚戈的目光落在她的胸前。 This summer thin cloth, the air permeability is very good, the perspective/see through performance also is very certainly good...... 这夏季薄衫,透气性能很好,透视性能当然也很好…… In your chest binding cloth? 您这里面还是裹胸布呢? Below? This we have not written, how the words pass on under the person to put on, hears? 下面呢?这个咱没写过,话说古人下面怎么穿的,听说没有? Chu Ge has almost not bent the waist to have a look, knew in the heart that this will be regarded kills abnormally, suppressing was about to explode. 楚戈差点没弯腰去看看,又心知这会被当成变态打死,憋得都快炸了。 Too was really attractive!” The whoa of sales clerk transmits: Is more attractive than the star!” “实在太好看了!”店员的惊叹声传来:“比明星还好看!” Another sales clerk said: Beautiful woman your cosplay enough earnest,...... bought one set of underwear including inside in the ancient times in addition?” 另一店员道:“美女你这COS够认真的啊,连里面都古代化……还是另买一套内衣吧?” Before the underwear...... in the Qiu Wuji heart exudes instantaneously, Chu Ge destroys three view advertisements that she looks, wants saying that this Eminence does not want that thing, could not say. 内衣……秋无际心中瞬间泛起之前楚戈给她看的毁三观广告,想说本座不要那玩意,却又说不出来。 Looks at the tones of these sales clerks, that simply is a natural matter, did oneself this performance call strangely? 瞧这些店员的口吻,那简直就是一件理所当然的事情,自己这表现才叫奇怪吧? She can only shut up, making Chu Ge say. 她只能闭嘴,让楚戈去说。 Chu Ge was saying: „Her muscle, said that the cosplay ancient costume must anything want ancient...... en, the underwear naturally to buy, but also is better.” 楚戈正在说:“她一根筋的,说COS古装就必须什么都要古……,内衣当然是要买的,还要好的。” The sales clerks are casting a sidelong glance slantingly he, this is better? Because of underwear protection private place? Too rough broke by rubbing you is not good to touch? 店员斜睨着他,这回要好的了?因为内衣保护私密的地方?太粗糙了磨坏了你不好摸了是吧? Chu Ge nods, has a tacit understanding. 楚戈点头,心照不宣。 The sales clerks curled the lip, sized up one that the beautiful woman —— mother who made one envy does not want to speak even was the stature also so good? Wasn't the range estimate in the past...... C is D? chest binding cloth forces is not being good to judge. 店员撇撇嘴,打量了一下那位令人嫉妒得不想说话的美女——妈的怎么连身材也这么好?目测过去……不是C就是D?裹胸布勒着不好判断。 What cup?” The sales clerks asked. “什么杯?”店员问。 Qiu Wuji: „?” 秋无际:“?” It is not, your does not sell the clothes? How to ask the cup to come? I had the cup...... 不是,你们这不是卖衣服的吗?怎么问起杯子来了?我有杯子了…… She seeks help looks at Chu Ge, Chu Ge is unemotional: Has not traced, does not know.” 她求助地看着楚戈,楚戈面无表情:“没摸过,不知道。” The fact has not written has not known, writes Odd to the Nymph of Luo River that copies: „The nong fine results in heart, trims and shortens properly. If the shoulder hews, waist like Yossuk.” 事实是没写过不知道,写的时候抄的洛神赋:“秾纤得衷,修短合度。肩若削成,腰如约素。” What cup is this is coming? Chu Ge raised the head to think, D? 这是什么杯来着?楚戈抬头想了想,D吧? Comes D to try?” “来个D试试?” The sales clerks asked: Underpants?” 店员问:“内裤呢?” Hollows out the lace, normal size.” Chu Ge like saying the beef noodles is adding the egg equally is not tranquil. “镂空蕾丝,正常大小。”楚戈如同说着牛肉面加不加蛋一样平静无比。 Qiu Wuji cannot understand in any case. 反正秋无际听不懂。 The sales clerk look sized up Qiu Wuji strangely, Qiu Wuji is standing there peacefully does not say a word. The sales clerks awed to look at Chu Ge, Versailles this was, the appeal got up, you added that hasn't traced? 店员神色古怪地打量了一眼秋无际,秋无际正安静地站在那里一言不发。店员敬畏地看了看楚戈,凡尔赛啊这是,都情趣起来了,你还说没摸过? Sees the sales clerk to take the goods, Qiu Wuji somewhat draws Chu Ge to say finally hesitant: That...... this leg reveals...... me is not familiar with. I looked that others have to wear the sock to wrap up probably, a point...... you and shop owner have not mentioned this......” 见店员去取货,秋无际终于有些犹豫地拉着楚戈道:“那个……这腿露着……我不习惯。我看别人好像也有穿袜子裹上的,是不是会好一点……你和店家没提到这个……” Chu Ge blinks the eye. 楚戈眨巴眨巴眼睛。 Raises! Certainly raises! Black how?” “提!一定提!黑色的怎么样?” Black, looks at the serious point probably......” “黑色好像可以,看着严肃点……” en, en en en! You said very right.” ,!你说得很对。” Boots......” “还有靴子……” Thin tall with! Ten centimeters how?” “细高跟!十厘米的怎么样?” The Chu Ge wallet emptied, but also to rub a flower, felt that the entire moon/month must eat the instant noodles to live. 楚戈的钱包空了,还撸了点花呗,感觉整个月要吃泡面过日子了。 However! Value! 但是!值! The belly is hungry, this eye was full, the heart was also crisp! 肚子再饿,这眼睛饱了啊,心也爽了啊! Who said that the beauty can't work as the food to eat? 谁说美色不能当饭吃? Who told Chu Ge in the group again, Chu Ge was certainly away from a internet line slap in the face fan in the past: Starves to death, I must look that Immortal Dao female cultivator puts on the office lady short skirt black silk to stand in my front appearance!” 谁再在群里这么告诉楚戈,楚戈一定隔着网线一耳刮子扇过去:“就是饿死,我也要看仙道女修穿着OL短裙黑丝站在我面前的样子!” I thought that you looked in my look not too to......” goes home, Qiu Wuji does not trust visits him: You did not have this before, feels strangely......” “我觉得你看我的眼神不太对……”回到家里,秋无际不信任地看着他:“你之前还没这样的,感觉怪怪的……” Where blamed, you looked that on the street is many people puts on? Also is they do not have you to be attractive, sees their looks? The one after another envy must wish one could to swallow you.” “哪怪了,你看街上是不是很多人这么穿?也就是她们没你漂亮罢了,看见她们的眼神没?一个个嫉妒得恨不得把你吞了。” I thought that you want to swallow me. 我看你才想把我吞了。 Qiu Wuji has not said that thinks to seem like on the street truly like this, must say that what secretive thoughts words Chu Ge has, is about his by chance this kind of attire? 秋无际没说出来,想了想好像街上确实很多这样的,非要说楚戈有什么不可告人的心思的话,大约是他个人偏好这类装束? She clamped the leg, the gadget that under that hollows out makes her feel ashamed, the person in this world is really strange, did this put on and has not put on very big difference? What to do was seen? 她夹了夹腿,底下那镂空的玩意儿还是让她觉得羞耻,这世界的人真是奇怪,这穿了和没穿有很大区别嘛?被人看见了怎么办? But has saying that although looks strangely, but puts on very comfortably. 但不得不说,虽然看着怪怪的,但穿着很舒服。 The exquisite silk has not resulted in Immortal Dao thing of cloud Zhi compares, but compared with the thing of the world of mortals, even if the family/home of the world riches and honor, feared that does not have the so comfortable needed materials. 仙道之物云织锦绣是没得比,但与凡间之物相比,即使是人间富贵之家,怕也没有如此舒适的用料。 The prosperous times...... honest present said. 盛世……诚哉斯言。 Was experienced among a chapter of this world initially? 算不算是初步体验了一回此世人间? What meaning therefore the girlfriend is?” Qiu Wuji asked unemotionally. “所以女朋友是什么意思?”秋无际面无表情地问。 An exciting Chu Ge as if basin cold water pouring in the head, he is thinking suddenly, after she knows all, can oneself die? 兴奋中的楚戈仿佛一盆凉水浇在头上,他忽然在想,当她知道一切之后,自己会不会死?
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