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#14: I naturally


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Chu Ge clearly knows that she will be flushed stupidly by this thing, throws this thing to look to her directly, naturally the meaning and wicked interest a little retaliation unclearly, when really the master is a steamed stuffed bun licks the dog? 楚戈明知道她会被这玩意冲傻,还是直接丢这玩意给她看,当然还是有点隐隐然的报复之意和恶趣味在的,真当爷是个包子舔狗呢? Said that openly expressed these words, was actually more comfortable, was stroked one to oneself and her relations. 说起来把这些话说开,倒是舒服了很多,也算是给自己捋了一下与她的关系。 Greedy yes right, does not represent to lick., Everyone clarified openly expressing the situation no matter how, how should how the place. Was tossed about the book not to know that by you must throw, then also raises you also to by you be hit inexplicably, I am not the brain am remnant. 馋是没错,可不代表舔啊。不管怎么的,大家把情况摆明了说开,该咋咋地。被你折腾得书都不知道要不要扑死,然后还不明不白养着你还要被你打,我又不是脑残。 Wanted the dead bird to face upwards, has the skill to cut me, looked at your world also. 要死鸟朝天,有本事砍了我,看你那世界还在不在。 Chu Ge goes to writing refreshing, the feeling approach was smoother. 楚戈神清气爽地去码字,感觉思路都更顺畅了许多。 Outside Qiu Wuji takes the hand of cell phone to tremble, three views were really under the severe blow, is hardly inferior discovered that own world is the impulse that others write. 外面秋无际拿着手机的手都在发抖,三观果然受到了严重冲击,几乎不亚于发现自己的世界是别人写的冲击力。 These little misses reveal the white arm big long leg to walk blatantly on the avenue, this, the demonic sect seductress still had this even. 那些小姑娘露着白胳膊大长腿公然走在大街上,这就算了,魔门妖女也不是没有这样的。 In the television the bed scene gnaws one group blatantly, this also considers as finished, after all does not have the real spear/gun to be practical, the picture under neck is covering up. 电视里公然床戏啃成一团,这也算了,毕竟没有真枪实干,脖子下的画面还是遮掩着的。 This? 这个呢? Kept off three places, this looked at good from top to bottom, you also wiggled forward looked to others, feared others did not see clearly! 就挡了三个地方,这浑身上下都看完了好不好,你还扭来扭去的给别人看,怕别人看不清楚! Qiu Wuji that world has stomacher bunch chest bellyband and so on and so on intrinsic protection, based on some world creating god’s wicked interests, but also described especially carefully, will be what pattern will write several including the bellyband. However that has not revealed outside gives the person to look! 秋无际那世界不是没有抹胸束胸肚兜等等等等“内在防护”,基于某创世神的恶趣味,还描写得尤为仔细,连肚兜是什么花样都会写几笔。然而那也没有露在外面给人看的啊! Looks at Chu Ge that meaning, this is very normal! 楚戈那语意,这还很正常! This what way of the world is this? No wonder his grown man will write these things, indeed was sees? 这什么世道啊这是?怪不得他一大男人会写这些东西,敢情是见多了啊? He does not want to coax me to put on to him looks! 他不会想哄我这么穿给他看吧! In Qiu Wuji wants to focus had a murderous intention, at once disappears to collect quickly, he gives forewarning...... some words will perhaps make you feel very embarrassed, but that is very normal. 秋无际想着眼里又起了点杀机,旋即很快消敛,他有言在先的……“有些话也许会让你觉得很难堪,但那是很正常的”。 The wizards will think that this is very normal! 鬼才会觉得这很正常啊! However...... 但是…… Qiu Wuji looked at the Chu Ge writing back, sighed in a soft voice. 秋无际看了眼楚戈码字的背影,轻声叹了口气。 He said also to...... was extremely natural? 他说的也对……自己是不是太过理所当然了点? From his living in groups -type dwelling and indoor simple arrangement, as well as he writes the appearance that eats meal conscientiously, is not obviously ample, perhaps supports he himself somewhat to be strenuous. This bewildered extra bears a person...... 从他这种群居式的住处和室内朴素的陈设,以及他兢兢业业写作吃饭的样子,明显并不宽裕,说不定养活他自己都有些吃力。这莫名其妙额外多负担一个人…… At least in the Qiu Wuji three views, staying at an inn is to pay money, eats meal is also. Where can such satisfied even white enjoy his thing? 至少在秋无际的三观里,住店是要付钱的、吃饭也是。哪能这么心安理得的平白享受他的东西? More does not want to make him greedy, more wants independently right. 越是不想让他馋,越是要自主对吧。 Qiu Wuji thinks, finally enters the door, stands said in Chu Ge behind: I will give you board and lodging expense.” 秋无际想了想,终于走进房门,站在楚戈身后道:“我会给你食宿费用。” Chu Ge is reading the documents ponder plot, did not return said: Visits you to change the clothes, is or has storage ring that transforms to place the nascent spirit belt/bring to come out? If the latter, you turn over the thing limelight, treasure anything do not tamper with, belt/bring ordinary gold and silver and so on changes money perhaps, the quantity also leaves is too big, low-key.” 楚戈正看着文档思考剧情,头也不回地说:“看你换过衣服,是幻化的还是有储物戒寄予元神带出来?如果是后者,你倒腾东西注意点,宝物什么的还是别瞎搞,带点普通金银之类的来换钱说不定还可以,量也别太大,低调点。” Qiu Wuji silent moment: Does not have the thing to send nascent spirit...... my possibly belt/bring not to have the thing. The clothes and sword are transform.” 秋无际沉默片刻:“没有物寄元神……我可能带不出东西。衣服和剑都是幻化的。” The Chu Ge revolutions turns head surprisedly: You pay the board and lodging with what, transforms a gold to take away to deceive people? Looks for the work?” 楚戈惊讶地转回头:“那你拿什么支付食宿,幻化一块金子拿去骗人?还是找工作?” Qiu Wuji is putting on a serious face saying: Robe the rich to help the…...” 秋无际板着脸道:“劫富济……” No, in this way of the world is violating the law......, actually your is also violates the law, just you dominates in that side in law, here you are 500,000.” “别,在这世道是犯法的……哦,其实你们那也是犯法的,只不过在那边你凌驾于法,在这里你是五十万。” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” Chu Ge feels the chin: Or do you go to livestream to brandish a sword? Guarantees explode in popularity.” 楚戈摸着下巴:“要不你去直播舞剑?保证爆火。” livestream?” 直播?” , is the street earns living, but traded a medium, others can look at home. Like watching television, but real-time.” ,就是街头卖艺,只不过换了个媒介,别人可以在家就能看。就像看电视一样,不过是实时的。” Qiu Wuji is unemotional: Perhaps you must have a patch, Qiu Wuji’s forehead smashed with a hammer —— this is unsuitable to your so-called logic, it is estimated that could not become effective.” 秋无际面无表情:“那你或许得打过一个补丁,秋无际脑门被锤子砸了——这个不合你所谓的逻辑,估计都生效不了。” Chu Ge stiff. 楚戈僵了一下。 Yes, Qiu Wuji of oneself writing, proud must want the short remaining life aloof from worldly affairs, which possible to earn living looks? 是哦,自己笔下的秋无际,骄傲清高得要老命,哪可能去卖艺给人看? The words saying that worked she is not not possible unable to find formally, what haven't you looked to work the ID card? Even livestream still wants the ID card, goes to the beginning book size book blind chirp the tyrant to write that also to want the ID card and bankcard...... 话说正儿八经的工作她也不可能找得到,你连个身份证都没有找什么工作?就算是直播也要身份证,去起点开本书瞎叽霸写那也要身份证和银行卡啊…… Thinks it over can only snatch probably? 想来想去好像只能去抢? Solemn one generation of top member, this short time do not know how should make money unexpectedly in the modern metropolis. 堂堂一代顶尖修士,这一时半会居然不知道在现代都市该怎么赚钱。 Chu Ge hesitant: Actually you can write webnovel like me, at the worst double opens with my ID card and bankcard, but the income enters my card directly, does not know that you are glad.” 楚戈犹豫了一下:“其实你可以像我一样写网文,大不了用我的身份证和银行卡双开,只不过收入直接进我的卡,不知道你乐意不乐意。” „Is ID card...... similar to the guide or sect life token one thing?” “身份证……类似于路引或宗门命牌一样的东西?” Right, like in your sect, without life token is difficult, various peak teleport must also brush life token, even the odd job palace receives a daily duty to need this thing, if no consequence you understand compared with me. Is also similar in our, you usually only happen together with me have nothing actually, once must happen together outward, anything cannot accomplish.” “没错,就像在你宗门,没有命牌寸步难行,过个各峰传送阵也要刷命牌,连杂务殿领取个日常任务都需要这玩意,没有的话后果你比我懂。在我们这也差不多,你平时只和我交集倒是没什么,一旦要对外有所交集,什么都办不到。” Changes one or snatches one?” “变一个或抢一个呢?” „...... Your sect can life token like this not?” “……你宗门命牌可以这样不?” Qiu Wuji silent moment: If studies you to write a book, money enters your card, pours...... me not to need money not importantly, originally to give your board and lodging is extravagant squander, has a clear conscience. But the issue is......” 秋无际沉默片刻:“如果学你写书,钱进你的卡,倒也不重要……我不需要钱,本来就只是为了给你食宿靡费,问心无愧罢了。但问题是……” She: So long as wrote, has money?” 她顿了一下:“只要写了,就有钱吗?” Chu Ge again stiff there. 楚戈再度僵在那里。 So long as wrote, has money? 只要写了,就有钱吗? The Zhang Qiren empty room, was ridiculing nakedly. 张奇人空荡荡的屋子,赤裸裸地正在嘲笑。 Oneself, do not know when must take off to leave this line to look for a factory to go to work. Qiu Wuji is the cultivation talent, does not represent arranges the story talent, on the contrary, her thought legitimate and strict strict collects and disdains the lie, this person makes up the story instead not to excel. 就连自己,都不知道什么时候就要卷铺盖离开这行找个厂子上班去。秋无际修行天才,不代表是编故事天才,相反,她思维正统、严厉肃敛、不屑谎言,这种人编故事反而不太擅长。 Only if oneself have the patch, aiya Qiu Wuji will actually make up the story very much. 除非自己又打补丁,哎呀秋无际其实很会编故事。 How wants to be how strange. 怎么想怎么怪怪的。 Qiu Wuji as if guessed correctly that he is thinking anything, faintly said: I do not need you to impose the ability again to me...... the Qiu Wuji vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered world, will not believe means that will make money to survive not to have, nothing but has not thought for a short time.” 秋无际仿佛猜到他在想什么,淡淡道:“我不需要你再强加能力给我……秋无际纵横天下,不信连个赚钱生存的办法都会没有,无非一时半会没想到罢了。” Chu Ge nods: en, this I believe...... that us to look slowly, I will help your staff officer.” 楚戈点点头:“,这我信……那我们慢慢找,我会帮你参谋。” Qiu Wuji looked at him long time, asked suddenly: You so help me look for the law of money-making warm-heartedly, subsidizes for oneself?” 秋无际看了他半晌,忽然问:“你如此热心帮我找赚钱之法,是为了自己贴补用度?” Chu Ge tranquil said/tunnel: This is its one, I did not deny that I am not ample, have no way to raise a person. Two, do you want to listen?” 楚戈平静地道:“这是其一,我不否认我不宽裕,没法多养一个人。还有两项,你要听么?” Please say.” “请说。” To let you know, I cannot lick you free of charge. Only if you return to world in the book to go, once wants often to occupy in this world, you must make your effort. This is its two.” “为了让你知道,我不是必须无偿舔着你。除非你回到书中世界去,一旦想要在这个世界常居,你必须付出自己的努力。这是其二。” Qiu Wuji endured not to ask suddenly his licking character what intent, sounded really grating, but this meaning listened seems not being the meaning that type really licked, then asked: Its three?” 秋无际忍了一下没问他这“舔”字何意,听起来真刺耳,但这语意听着似乎又不是那种真舔过来的意思,便问:“其三呢?” Its three...... can live Qiu Wuji independently in this world, is separated from Qiu Wuji that in the book had truly.” Chu Ge deeply inspires: I have said that this is I the say/way of asking, when perhaps you I are saying of pleasant to hear, but this is the fact.” “其三……能够独立生活在这个世界上的秋无际,才是真正脱离了书中存在的秋无际。”楚戈深深吸了口气:“我说过,这是我所求之道,也许你当我在说好听的,但这就是事实。” Qiu Wuji decides visits him, suddenly smiles. 秋无际定定地看着他,忽然微笑起来。 In the Chu Ge heart did not make every effort to succeed again jumped. 楚戈心中再度不争气地跳了一下。 Before he forgot, has to see her to smile? Perhaps has sneered or that faint smile? 他忘了之前有没有见她笑?也许有过冷笑或者那种似笑非笑? This seems like first smiling, like ice thaw, the fresh flower splits open, the entire room unrefined resin, really does not result in the world everywhere beautifully. 这好像是第一次笑,就像冰融雪化,鲜花绽开,整个屋子遍地生香,真的明媚得不似人间。 Actually sees Qiu Wuji to say in a soft voice: Leads me to buy one set of this world clothing and personal adornments...... to calculate that I borrow you.” 却见秋无际轻声道:“带我去买一套此世衣饰……算我借你的。” Chu Ge looks at her dimple, knows that this actually aroused Qiu Wuji to conquer everyday problem melted in this world prideful temperament. 楚戈看着她的笑靥,知道这其实是激起了秋无际“征服生活问题”“融于此世”的骄傲之气 Why can't I independent survival in world, probably cover up? 凭什么我不能独立生存于世,要遮遮掩掩? Why can live under subjugation, eats others is occupied by others? 凭什么要寄人篱下,吃别人的住别人的? world creating god thinks that I must take off/escape in the letter of divorce to melt in this world, is a real person, is his say/way. Is this very difficult? I naturally. 创世神认为我必须脱离书中融于此世,才是一个真实的人,才是他的道。这很难吗?我当然可以。
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