Next day the day dawn, rested not calm and steady Chu Ge is very early awoke, got out of bed washing to squat over the latrine pit blurry. 次日天蒙蒙亮,睡得并不安稳的楚戈很早就醒了,迷迷糊糊地起床洗漱蹲坑。 Squatting over the latrine pit has not possibly played the cell phone...... 蹲坑是没有可能不玩手机的…… At this time was „Internal Strife” group friends talked nonsense, but Chu Ge had not opened the group over the two days. Asks for leave...... opens the crowd to be urged generally, interesting? 原本这时候都是和“同室操戈”群友们扯淡的,但这两天楚戈都没开过群了。请假嘛……开群一般被催更,有意思么？ However asked for leave only stops yesterday, today must renew. 不过请假仅止昨天,今天可是要更新的。 Hesitant, opens the cell phone documents simply, synchronizes the draft that last night wrote, continued the cell phone to write, strives to send this morning, that then felt relieved. 犹豫了一下,索性打开手机文档,把昨晚写的稿子同步过来,继续手机写,争取今天一早发出去,那便一身轻。 Has the writer of anticipation as a rise to the result, squatted over the latrine pit continually wants to give the code the character. 作为一个上升期对成绩有期待的写手,连蹲坑都想要把字给码了。 Great Gods is good, keeps one „tonight not to have”, hit to play...... 大神们多好啊,留一句“今晚无更”,就打游戏去了…… Chu Ge thinks itself, 2-3 years have not played had played, they chatted what original god eternally without a gap, even Honor of Kings has not hit. The memory in heart also stays in World of Warcraft and DOTA...... 楚戈想想自己,已经2-3年没玩过游戏了,他们聊的什么原神啊永劫无间啊,甚至王者荣耀都没打过。心中的记忆还停留在魔兽世界和DOTA呢…… Pours also has the time to play casually two, but feared, once sinks, occupied the too much time and energy. 倒也不是没时间随便玩两把,而是怕一旦沉进去,就占据了过多的时间和精力。 Chu Ge is very self-made, actually Zhang Qiren self-made, Chu Ge will have a look at DOTA to compete to scold why don’t you BAN mammoth, Zhang Qiren are most also flees in all directions each livestream to have a look at the younger sister among the fragment time. However Zhang Qiren leaves the stage low-spirited, Chu Ge does not know that this so-called self-made has many significances. 楚戈还是很自制的,其实张奇人更自制,楚戈还会看看DOTA比赛骂为什么不BAN猛犸,张奇人最多也就碎片时间流窜各个直播间看看妹子。然而张奇人黯然退场,楚戈也不知道这所谓自制有多少意义。 Sat for a half hour in the toilet, flew in circles did, the chapter code ended finally, the click issued. 在马桶足足坐了半小时,翔都干了,章节总算码完,点击发布。 Chu Ge reorganizes well satisfied cleanly, washes the hands also to rub the hair conveniently, en, is also more graceful today, does not know that Qiu Wuji did look can the heart bud? 楚戈心满意足地整理干净,洗完了手还顺手捋了捋头发,嗯,今天又更帅了,不知道秋无际看了会不会芳心萌动？ The result opens the bathroom door, sees the Qiu Wuji pestle outside, seemingly is staring at him tranquilly, that look clearly hides is shaming angry, the face suppresses slightly red. 结果打开卫生间门,一眼就看见秋无际杵在外面,看似平静地盯着他,那眼神分明藏着羞恼,脸都憋得微红。 Chu Ge queerly said: „Do you poke here to do?” 楚戈奇道:“你杵这儿干嘛？” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” Two people were dumbfounded look at for quite a while, Chu Ge awakened fiercely: „Do you want to go to bathroom?” 两人大眼瞪小眼地看了半天,楚戈才猛地醒悟:“你要上厕所？” Promises me, Fairy Maiden cannot draw flies in circles? 答应我,仙子是不可以拉翔的好吗？ Does the ascension big shot also want this? It is not right, this body is the words that Qi Refinement period...... carefully looks, her corner of the eye also had the secretion...... right she to eat the beef noodles last night, must digest...... 飞升大佬怎么还要这啊？哦不对,她这身躯是练气期……仔细看的话,她眼角还有分泌物呢……对了昨晚她吃了牛肉面,要消化…… This...... 啊这…… Qiu Wuji was looked could not bear, squeezes out several characters from the gap between teeth: „Hasn't made way?” 秋无际被看得受不了了,从齿缝里挤出几个字:“还不让开？” „That......” Chu Ge cautious said/tunnel: „Here, only then my towel toothbrush.” “那个……”楚戈小心翼翼地道:“这里只有我的毛巾牙刷。” Qiu Wuji is suppressing three anxiously, two legs are clamping artificially, asked reluctantly: „What toothbrush?” 秋无际憋着三急,两腿不自然地夹着,勉强问:“何谓牙刷？” „Is that.” Chu Ge referred to the tooth cup toothbrush on washing stage, made a cleaning the teeth movement: „For the clean mouth, moistens the salt like your wickers, your several thousand years have not possibly tried.” “就是那个。”楚戈指了指洗漱台上的牙杯牙刷,做了个刷牙的动作:“用于清洁口腔,就像你们那柳条沾盐一样,呃可能你几千年没试过了。” „Do you want to use the thing stopper my mouth of stopper your mouth?” Qiu Wuji that the violent walks clutches Chu Ge collar. “你想用塞你嘴里的东西塞我嘴里？”暴走的秋无际揪起楚戈的衣领子。 „fuck......” Chu Ge mount the clouds and ride the mist flies, fell into the living room sofa layer on layer/heavily, was somewhat angry: „I reminded your am I have used, must buy newly for you, how did you get out of bed angry?” “卧槽……”楚戈腾云驾雾般飞起,重重栽进了客厅沙发里,也有些恼了:“我只是提醒你这些是我用过的,要给你买新的,你哪来的起床气？” Qiu Wuji opens mouth, on the face floats off again a crimson, anything had not said eventually, „bang” closed the bathroom door. 秋无际张了张嘴,脸上再度浮起一阵绯红,终究什么都没说,“砰”地关上了卫生间门。 Chu Ge upturned from the sofa rolling, feels big. 楚戈一骨碌从沙发上翻了起来,也觉得头大。 Turns over to angry angry, poured also understands this time ashamed and resentful feeling, for her what this matter also egg hurt...... buys the towel to buy the toothbrush said that then? 恼归恼,倒也理解她这时候的羞愤感,可这事自己也蛋疼啊……给她买毛巾买牙刷什么的都好说,然后呢？ Does she wear the ancient costume forever? Needs to buy the modern attire for her? 她是不是永远穿着古装？需不需要给她买现代装束？ If needed, how did the underwear underpants say? 需要的话,内衣内裤怎么说？ Right her whether or not menstruates? Needs the sanitary napkin? 对了她会不会来例假？需要卫生巾吗？ Lay a big trough! 卧了个大槽！ Said that female lead ran is very probably interesting from the book, that initial illusory feeling in the past, will find that needs to face many realities the things. 说女主角从书里跑出来了好像很有趣,那初始的虚幻感过去,才会发现需要面对很多现实的事情。 This is the life, is not the story. 这是生活,不是故事。 A Chu Ge face constipation went out. The book can wait for sending, the daily necessities to buy presently. 楚戈一脸便秘地出门了。书可以等着寄,生活用品可得现买。 He thought that oneself rhythm of life was also disrupted completely, this time should look the new chapter the chapter said that having a look at the feedback to seek the inspiration, then chatted to talk nonsense with the book friend group group friends, blew to compel with the writers of author mutually. 他觉得自己的生活节奏也被完全打乱了,这个时间本来应该是在看新章节的章说,看看反馈寻求灵感,然后和书友群的群友们聊天扯淡,和作者群的写手们互相吹逼的。 Finally actually to the entrance small supermarket, bought the towel toothbrush, chose a plastic mouth cup that has chibi immortal hero character printing, then stands before the female underwear counter is in a daze. 结果却是到了门口的小超市,买了毛巾牙刷,又选了一个有Q版仙侠人物印刷的塑料口杯,然后站在女性内衣柜台前发呆。 Welcomed the supermarket service person to look at the abnormal vision, Chu Ge cannot boil finally, carried the towel toothbrush mouth cup to flee to the wilderness. 迎着超市服务员看变态的目光,楚戈终于没能熬住,拎着毛巾牙刷口杯落荒而逃。 Remembered anything to the community entrance, bought the soybean milk steamed bun in the roadside, took the building. 到了小区门口又想起什么,在路边买了豆浆馒头,带上了楼。 Returned to rental house, Qiu Wuji to come out, to sit from the bathroom on the sofa is in a daze. That appearance does not seem like earthshaking female sect leader, even more like a stray cat. 回到租屋,秋无际已经从卫生间出来了,正坐在沙发上发呆。那副模样真不像是叱咤风云的女宗主,越发像一只流浪猫了。 The Chu Ge air/Qi cannot send, handed over the thing, icy say/way: „Eats.” 楚戈气也发不出来,把东西递了过去,冷冰冰道:“吃点。” Qiu Wuji received, looked in the mouth cup the chibi immortal hero younger sister in seal, looked at the hot steamed bun soybean milk, purses the lips, slightly dangling view. 秋无际接了过来,看了看口杯上印的Q版仙侠妹子,又看了看热乎乎的馒头豆浆,抿了抿嘴,微微垂下眼帘。 Chu Ge sits, selfish also starts to eat the steamed bun, while is saying ambiguously: „My Qiu Wuji, is always a very reasonable person, does not rely on deceives people. I thought that now we should spread out some words say......” 楚戈坐在一边,自顾自的也开始啃馒头,一边含糊说着:“我的秋无际,历来是个很讲道理的人,并不恃强欺人。我觉得如今我们该把一些话摊开来说说……” Qiu Wuji looks up him. 秋无际抬头看他。 „You are not willing the destiny to hold in the manpower, I understand the respect, is willing to coordinate you. You must understand that this world, I thought that I have this responsibility to help you. You thought that I am greedy you, I did not deny, writes you really to have that meaning in any case.” Chu Ge is saying calmly: „But this does not mean, you can punching me regard naturally, lives in my house, to use my apparatus, to eat my food, actually instead frequently to my fists and feet adding together......” “你不愿命运操于人手,我理解尊重,也愿意配合你。你要了解这个世界,我觉得自己有这个责任帮助你。你觉得我馋你,我也不否认,反正写你确实有那意思。”楚戈平静地说着:“但这并不意味着,你可以把揍我当成理所当然,住着我的房屋、用着我的用具、吃着我的食物,却反而动辄对我拳脚相加……” He, put down in the hand the soybean milk, turns the head to look at Qiu Wuji: „In some sense, your life calculates me to give, the respect of what creator I do not request you to me, but I with good intentions to you, you whether should use the same attitude to me?” 他顿了顿,放下手中豆浆,转头看着秋无际:“某种意义上,你的生命算我给予,我并不要求你对我有什么造物主的尊重,但我以善意对你,你是否该用相同的态度对我？” Qiu Wuji purses the lips, actually she also has the good intentions, but how to say...... somewhat the response is to this „lustful creator” stress reaction, protects oneself. 秋无际抿了抿嘴,其实她也有善意,但怎么说呢……有些反应算是对这个“色批造物主”的应激反应,自我保护罢了。 To put it bluntly is the crisis awareness. 说白了是危机意识。 This is one can operate the person of her thinkings and actions eventually, is no comparison between them with other men. 这终究是一个可以操纵她思想与行动的人,与其他男人不可同日而语。 But he also said makes sense...... Qiu Wuji to hold the soybean milk silent the period of time, said in a low voice: „Perhaps my appearance made you feel the puzzle, possibly the life was disrupted.” 可他说得也有道理……秋无际捧着豆浆沉默了好一阵子,低声道:“也许我的出现让你感到了困扰,可能生活都被打乱了。” „No, I said that you come really well, thank you.” Chu Ge smiled: „Just we need wearing in wearing, for example...... asked you first to believe, my some words will perhaps make you feel very embarrassed, but that was very normal.” “不,我说了,你来得真好,谢谢你。”楚戈笑了一下:“只不过我们需要磨合磨合,比如……请你先相信,我有些话也许会让你觉得很难堪,但那是很正常的。” Qiu Wuji was startled being startled: „For example?” 秋无际怔了怔:“比如？” „For example present ancient costume hanfu goes out, although is very normal, but no one does for a long time, where arrives at ancient costume, that is sick. Therefore if you must long remain in this, must wear the modern attire, but modern these short sleeve short skirt, as well as to wear frivolous attire, but must intrinsic protection, do you want to consider?” “比如现在古装汉服出门虽然很正常,但没人长期这么干,走到哪里都古装,那是有病。所以你如果要在此长留,就必须穿现代的装束,而现代的那些短袖短裙,以及为了穿轻薄的装束而必须的内在防护,你要不要考虑？” Qiu Wuji is vacant: „What is that?” 秋无际茫然:“那是什么？” Chu Ge turns on the cell phone, searched for an underwear advertisement conveniently, throws the cell phone to Qiu Wuji: „Oneself look.” 楚戈打开手机,随手搜了一段内衣广告,把手机丢给秋无际:“自己看。” Said that entered the room without consulting anybody, writing. 说完径自进了房,码字去了。 Qiu Wuji looks that the woman in cell phone wears the bikini to be coquettish, dumbfounded. 秋无际看着手机里的女人穿着三点式搔首弄姿,目瞪口呆。