WSIDWTFLETB :: Volume #2

#116: Early Autumn’s Sweetest Love


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A lot happen feels a little hemp, the public sentiment turbulent appearance, thinks carefully probably an will influence not have. 很多事情发生的时候觉得有点麻,群情汹涌的样子,仔细想想好像一点影响都不会有。 Is Chu Ge picking up the female assistant and picking up the fans, actually what's the big deal? 就是楚戈泡女助理、泡女粉丝,其实那又怎么了? The male unmarried female has not married, perfectly justified, others except for envying the envy hate, is not only can bless sourly, finally changes to the subject of spare time: Heard that such and such Great God married female fan, picked up an editor, real fucking awesome.” 男未婚女未嫁,天经地义,别人除了羡慕嫉妒恨,还不是只能酸溜溜的祝福,最后化作茶余饭后的谈资:“听说某某大神娶了女粉丝,还有泡了编辑的,真牛批。” Initially gathering this, Old Hong did not mention, at the session smiled, no one knows anyone who said. 当初同学聚会不就这样,老洪提起,席间一笑而过,谁都不知道说的谁。 Real influence only in oneself. 真正的影响只在自己心里。 Therefore Chu Ge A came up. 所以楚戈A上去了。 Chu Ge was calm, Qiu Wuji actually started to fluster, looks at the Chu Ge look, opens mouth, does not know unexpectedly how to reply. 楚戈淡定了,秋无际却开始慌了,看着楚戈的眼神,张了张嘴,竟不知道怎么回答。 The nearby person misunderstood the relations, but can also close to a smile, said broad-mindedly pure. 原本身边人误会关系,还可以一笑置之,说光风霁月清清白白。 But the servants thought on the same day? 可当天下人都这么认为的时候呢? cultivation to immortal cultivation does who crosses the tribulation, compare broken otherwise? 修行到了渡劫的修仙者,勘得破否? Is as, in own heart, whether still feels pure? 乃至于,自己的心中,是否依然觉得清清白白? She stiff good long while, returned to such a unexpectedly: W-who is your Qiu Wuji! Do not add the play to oneself!” 她僵了好半天,竟然回了这么一句:“谁、谁是你的秋无际!不要给自己加戏!” Chu Ge did not answer. 楚戈不答。 Some Qiu Wuji stutter are saying: You and your movement too lecher, said that was, says is the younger sister, being more exposed, instead was embarrassed. On, said is the assistant, how? What's wrong ?” 秋无际有些结结巴巴地说着:“你、你那动作太登徒子,说是、说是妹妹,欲盖弥彰,反而难堪。就、就说是助理,怎么了?怎么了,啊?” Speaking of final imposing manner unexpectedly strong, more said that is smoother: „The young assistant being at all numerous fling the face of boss, can't only endure? Moe Moe knows that my boss work place harassed me!” 说到最后气势居然壮了起来,越说越顺畅:“小助理不敢当众甩老板的脸,不就只能忍着?萌萌都知道我老板职场骚扰我了!” Chu Ge: „” 楚戈:“” How manages others said!” Qiu Wuji said loudly: My Qiu Wuji is pure, has a clear conscience!” “管别人怎么说!”秋无际大声道:“我秋无际清清白白,问心无愧!” Is saying snorted, grips the small fist to go out furiously, the hot food. 说着“哼”了一声,攥着小拳头气哼哼地出门,热饭去了。 Chu Ge looks at her back, the small fist is gripping, the arm also raises, just like a- face/color expression, moe the person to cry. 楚戈看着她那背影,小拳头攥着,胳膊还微提,活脱脱一副amp;lt;amp;gt;的颜表情,萌得人想哭。 But actually wants to smile at heart. 但心里却想笑。 Present Qiuqiu was too fun. 现在的秋秋太好玩了。 He is smiling opening Internal Strife, returns directly: That is I writes the Qiu Wuji prototype, I like her very much, in the interview also said that how I cannot pursue?” 他微笑着打开“同室操戈”,直接回:“那就是我写秋无际的原型,我很喜欢她,访谈里也说了啊,怎么我不能追的吗?” „?” “?” Chu Ge such hoodlum speculated group of friends to make, unexpectedly does not know how to reply. 楚戈这么光棍倒把群友们弄愣了,居然不知道怎么回答。 Chu Ge also said: Before did not make your tells dirty jokes look to her coordinating me to pursue. Now has not pursued, does everyone help?” 楚戈又道:“以前不是还让你们开车给她看,配合我追的嘛。现在都没追到,大家帮帮忙呗?” Helps your tells dirty jokes?” Quite a while some people of mother asked. “帮你开车?”半天才有人麻麻地问。 Chu Ge: „It is not, helping me offer advice, I will not pick up the little girl.” 楚戈:“不是,帮我出主意啊,我不会泡妞。” You, before what you wrote, when we don't know?” “得了吧你,你以前写什么的当我们不知道?” Yes, happy wiping the mouth, that loving appearance, now the online title is 《Early Autumn’s Sweetest Love》. You me told that hasn't pursued?” “就是,都甜蜜擦嘴了,那含情脉脉的样子,现在网上冠名是《初秋最甜的恋》。你跟我说还没追到?” Chu Ge: „...... Is the present person bored, this thing also names.” 楚戈:“……现在的人无聊不无聊啊,这玩意还冠名。” Therefore you let alone has pursued, when gives a banquet, states clearly.” “所以你就别说追没追到了,什么时候摆酒,明说吧。” Qiu Wuji: Talked nonsense me to want speech ban again!” 秋无际:“再胡扯我要禁言啦!” Chu sister-in-law is good!” 楚嫂好!” Sister-in-law is good.” “嫂子好啊。” Sister-in-law urges Big Chu, today many selects the main text.” “嫂子督促一下楚大,今天多更点正文。” Qiu Wuji: „” 秋无际:“” Qiuqiu that also let alone, the sister-in-law dubs also very looks like that a matter.” “还别说,嫂子配音的秋秋还挺像那么回事啊。” This imposing manner, Big Chu position at home is worrying.” “这气势,楚大在家里的地位堪忧。” Probably did the matter pass...... the only price to turn into sister-in-law from Qiuqiu? 好像事情就这么过去了……唯一的代价是从“秋秋”变成了“嫂子”? These people what's the matter, do not listen to the person to explain that said not! 这些人怎么回事啊,不听人解释的,说了不是了! Qiuqiu ~ my Qiuqiu ~ in group started. 秋秋~我的秋秋~”群里又开始了。 Chu Ge is speechless: How did you start?” 楚戈更是无语:“你们怎么又开始了?” The group friend is righteous: Our Qiuqiu fan is in the book Qiu Wuji Qiuqiu fan, in cosplay with group has what relations, the you picked up your cosplay young assistant, we pursue our real Qiuqiu.” 群友理直气壮:“我们秋秋糖是书中秋无际秋秋糖,和群里COS的有什么关系,你泡你的COS小助理,我们追我们的真秋秋。” Chu Ge Qiu Wuji is dumbfounded. 楚戈秋无际目瞪口呆。 Probably does not have the problem. 好像没毛病。 But real Qiuqiu here! 但真秋秋就在这里啊! Good to lick Qiuqiu stirring up o ~ “好想舔秋秋的激o~” „The Qiuqiu athlete's foot harmed my mouth head ulcer, ......” 秋秋的脚气害我嘴里长溃疡了,……” The couples sit on the dining table numbly are eating meal, takes the cell phone to look that together the group of bad people running wild chatted, occasionally raised the head to look at each other one, does not know that the opposite party this was what expression. 小俩口麻木地坐在饭桌上吃着饭,一起拿着手机看群魔乱舞的群聊,偶尔抬头对视一眼,都不知道对方这是什么表情。 Too strange. 太奇怪了。 Had no appetite finished eating the food, two people looked at each other in blank dismay, cross Qiu Wuji to put on a serious face to say good long while: In the evening was all right to do?” 食不甘味地吃完饭,两人还是面面相觑,过了好半天秋无际才板着脸道:“晚上没事干了是吧?” Chu Ge said carefully: Plan saves a chapter of tomorrow's draft, tomorrow is good to restore 10,000 words. Was right, tomorrow must go to police authorities, the signature draws cash.” 楚戈小心道:“打算存一章明天的稿子,明天好恢复万更。哦对了,明天得去一趟警局,签字拿钱来着。” After person, probably also did not have the words to say. 一人一句之后,好像又没话说了。 Now was not Zhang Qiren shouts the sister-in-law randomly, was 2,000-3,000 is shouting the sister-in-law personally, has not ended, on internet has demarcated them is one was right, but also 《Early Autumn’s Sweetest Love》. 现在不是一个张奇人乱喊嫂子了,是2,000-3,000个人在喊嫂子,还没完,网络上已经把他俩标定为一对了,还《初秋最甜的恋》呢。 What looking at these commentaries is: 瞧那些评论都是啥样的: Quite sweet, I must hit the insulin......” “好甜啊,我要去打胰岛素了……” Which was sweet, which was sweet? 哪甜了,哪甜了? Takes a seat here to have the food left over to call sweetly? 就坐这儿吃剩饭叫甜吗? this male quite gentle, looks at his look, like gazing at the most beautiful chinaware.” 这男的好温柔啊,看他的眼神,就像注视着最美的瓷器。” Which was gentle, like this is dull a goose to sit like the present in the opposite looks at the cell phone to laugh foolishly? 哪温柔了,就像现在这样呆头鹅一样坐在对面看着手机傻笑吗? You can see through the heart, Chu Ge you go bad my wind to comment! 你是不是看得很开心啊,楚戈你坏我风评! Qiu Wuji has forgotten that picture is agreed that others send, rubs the tooth saying: Retains the draft not anxiously, since were all right, this Eminence as if should start to teach you Plum Twisting Hand of Mount Heaven.” 秋无际早就忘了那照片是自己同意别人发的,磨着牙道:“存稿不急,既然没事了,本座似乎应该开始教你天山折梅手了。” Some Chu Ge anticipations blink the eye. 楚戈有些期待地眨巴眨巴眼睛。 Is that in imagination teaches? Is the arm intertwined, directs how to transport the vigor? 是想象中的那种教吗?手臂交缠,指引如何运劲? Where in teaches?” “在哪教?” Qiu Wuji unemotional say/way: Stood in the halls was OK, we were fastidious about the exquisite change, the requirement space was not big.” 秋无际面无表情道:“站在大厅中间就可以了,我们讲究小巧变化,需求空间不大。” Right, wanted is captures exquisitely, can paste the post! 对对对,要的就是小巧擒拿,才能贴贴嘛! Chu Ge anticipated extremely stands in the halls stands at attention, looks that Qiu Wuji walked slowly, extends the delicate hands. 楚戈极为期待地站在大厅中间立正,看着秋无际慢悠悠地走了过来,伸出纤手。 Favored, the first type......” white hands made contact with the small arm of Chu Ge. “看好了,第一式……”玉手搭上了楚戈的小臂。 The the next moment severe pain transmits, Chu Ge áo, the hand had been turned the back, presses to lie on the floor, captures at the scene. 下一刻剧痛传来,楚戈”地一声,手已经被扭到了背后,摁趴在地板上,当场擒获。 Under Golden Bell Cover that is proud in this seizes turns almost does not have the resistivity, is painful completely loses the strength. 那引以为傲的金钟罩在这一擒一扭之下几乎完全没有抵抗力,痛得完全失去力气。 The Qiu Wuji knee arrives on his waist sneers: This is Plum Twisting Hand, first certain does not think that the meddlesome thought did not have to the booklet.” 秋无际膝盖抵在他后腰上冷笑:“这就是折梅手,先把某些不想好事的念头给折没了。” „The setting of labor has not said.” “劳资的设定没这么说过。” „The wuxia time, does this Eminence change is also not easy?” 武侠功夫,本座改改还不是轻而易举?” I thought that you do want to hit me?” “我看你就是想打我吧?” No, this is the teaching, the experience that near body wrestle must experience......” Qiu Wuji said seriously: Also can try the second type?” “没有,这是教学,近身格斗必须经历的经验……”秋无际一本正经道:“还要不要试一下第二式?” Chu Ge lay in the ground eyeball transferred the revolutions, clenched teeth saying: Wants.” 楚戈趴在地上眼珠子转了转,咬牙道:“要啊。” How Qiu Wuji calculates the next type to be oppressive he, is arriving at knee slightly loose a point. 秋无际盘算着下一式怎么虐他,抵着的膝盖微微松了一点。 Chu Ge moved suddenly, arches fiercely raises. 楚戈忽然动了,猛地一拱一掀。 Qiu Wuji has not thought that knew that since has taken a beating by oppressive Chu Ge honestly is revolted unexpectedly on own initiative! 秋无际从来没想过,认识以来都老老实实挨揍被虐的楚戈居然主动反抗了! The crazy fierce strength erupts, Qiu Wuji of distracted oppressive vegetable/dish is unexpected, unexpectedly was really arched turns in one side. 狂猛的力量爆发,走神虐菜的秋无际猝不及防,居然真被拱翻在一边。 Chu Ge threw closely associated, presses her hands and feet. 楚戈如影随形地扑了过去,摁住她的手脚。 What today must make you know is the husband outline! 今天就要让你知道一下什么叫夫纲! Qiu Wuji two were pressed respectively in the two sides, with astonishment looks to press in Chu Ge, descriptions of that appearance also really some Section Chief Lin small theses, sending the silk are disorderly, the look...... en...... the look is astonished. 秋无际两手被分别摁在两边,惊愕地看着压在身上的楚戈,那副模样还真有林科长小作文的形容,发丝凌乱,眼神…………眼神惊愕。 She has not thought completely, Chu Ge dares unexpectedly! 她完全就没想过,楚戈居然敢! Chu Ge is not certainly frivolous, inspires the husband outline, originally also wants saying that two also do dare to hit me casually?” 楚戈当然也不是敢轻薄,就是振一下夫纲而已,本来还想说两句“还敢不敢随便打我啦?” The result looks at this small thesis scene, is feeling soft and delicate fragrance under body, a words character that wants to say has not said unexpectedly, looks at her face, in the heart a beat. 结果看着这副小作文场面,感受着身下的柔软和清香,想说的话居然一个字都没说出来,愣愣地看着她的脸,心中一阵跳动。 Having a parched mouth. 口干舌燥。 The sounds were always shouting at heart, kisses/intimate, kisses/intimate! Chu Ge are you a man, the entire world said that she is your girlfriend, yourself are still instigating anything! 心里总有一个声音在喊,亲下去啊,亲下去啊!楚戈你是不是男人啊,全世界都说她是你女朋友,你自己还在怂什么啊! His throat gurgle two , one millimeter one millimeter place takes possession slowly slowly downward. 他喉头咕嘟两下,慢慢地,慢慢地,一毫米一毫米地向下附身。 Qiu Wuji rolled their eyes. 秋无际翻了个白眼 the next moment is dizzy, Chu Ge only thinks oneself flew, had anything not to make clear continually, turned is pressed by Qiu Wuji both hands with hands tied behind the back on the ground. 下一刻天旋地转,楚戈只觉自己飞了起来,连发生了啥都没搞清楚,就又变成了被秋无际反剪双手压在了地上。 Transmits the direction of Qiu Wuji: This is the second type.” 身后传来秋无际的指点:“这就是第二式。” Chu Ge lies on the ground lives not to have the love. 楚戈趴在地上生无可恋。 From now on the family younger brother position will be too dreary...... 今后家庭弟位太惨淡了…… As everyone knows at this moment is detaining his some Qiu Wuji complexion also flushed, Cloudridge Mountain the meaning of mountain range some slightly fluctuating. 殊不知此刻押着他的秋无际脸色也有些潮红,云际山的山峦都有些微微起伏之意。 Before taught him the movement, to teach Golden Bell Cover, really does not have today this type to fighting class the teaching such obvious limbs was intertwined. 以前教他身法、教金钟罩,真没有今天这种对战类的教学这么明显的肢体交缠。 Especially he also dares to revolt......, because today calculates some significance public? Make his guts fat? 尤其他还敢反抗了……因为今天算某种意义的公开吗?让他胆儿肥了? Qiu Wuji does not have to repress to recall that moment to be pressed both hands, the constriction of withstanding great pressure...... 秋无际无可按捺地回忆起那一刻被摁着双手,泰山压顶的压迫感…… If one day, what his cultivation really can suppress itself unable to work loose...... that moment to have? 如果有一天,他的修行真能压得住自己无法挣脱……那一刻会发生什么? Therefore he is helping me work loose the Heavenly Dao, that challenges he himself, but how am I actually also teaching him to challenge me, how to conquer me? 所以他在帮我挣脱天道、那是挑战他自己,而我其实也在教他怎么挑战我、怎么征服我自己吗? PS: Tonight three, possibly not necessarily are ten points, will be later. PS:今晚有三更,可能不一定是十点,会更晚。
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