WSIDWTFLETB :: Volume #2

#115: Fire


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This afternoon Chu Ge condition is good, renewed two chapters of 4000 characters continuously, equals 8000, opened the group to chat hopefully looked at one, having a look at the person to praise big dick. 这一下午楚戈的状态非常好,连续更新了两章四千字,合计八千,才满怀期待地打开群聊看了一眼,看看有没有人夸奖一下粗长戈 In the result group was saying: Anything that Big Chu renews, we must read the main text.” 结果群里正在说:“楚大更新的啥啊,我们要看正文。” Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“?” My Qiuqiu autobiography, my Qiuqiu......” “我的秋秋自传呢,我的秋秋……” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” What is the main text feeds? 什么才是正文啊喂? Qiu Wuji sent a grinning expression in the group, private chatted Chu Ge: Has one type by the feeling of NTR?” 秋无际在群里发了一个笑嘻嘻的表情,又私聊楚戈:“有没有一种被NTR的感觉?” Chu Ge has a big shock: How fuck you can this word, suggest to draw back the group!” 楚戈大惊失色:“卧槽你怎么会这种词,建议退群!” Qiu Wuji: Exposes the word on your, how many days studied similarly, but also wait for the present? Cannot kick me, has not ended with you!” 秋无际:“就你们那点破词,几天就学得差不多了,还等现在?不许踢我啊,跟你没完!” Chu Ge she enters crowd of the matter regret to drawing making the management not and: Good study completely does not study this disorderly, what making you study writing a book to complete study?” 楚戈对拉她进群做管理的事悔之莫及:“好的不学尽学这乱七八糟的,让你学写书学成啥样了?” This is not others works as the main text my beyond, hee hee.” “这不是别人把我的番外当正文么,嘻嘻。” Chu Ge covers the face, quite a while said: You learned obviously the person in side actually in...... also day after day that on internet talked sent the act cute expression.” 楚戈捂脸,半天才道:“你怎么也学会了明明人在旁边却在网络上对话的……还一天天的发卖萌表情。” This person passes on the ruler vegetarian feeling in the side actually fish obviously, is very interesting.” “这种明明人在身边却鱼传尺素的感觉,挺有趣啊。” Left, this is not the good deed.” “还是别了,这不是什么好事。” Why?” “为什么?” Represented the reality exchange to reduce, represented lonely in some sense.” “代表了现实交流减少,也代表了某种意义上的孤独。” bookworm loser.” 死文青。” Can pass on the ruler usually to describe with the fish the person who the net chatted, said my bookworm......” Chu Ge really did not know whether to laugh or cry, direct jump topic: „, How today goes out to dine?” “能用鱼传尺素来形容网聊的人,说我文青……”楚戈真的哭笑不得,直接转移了话题:“诶,今天出去吃饭怎样?” At noon also remained some vegetables/dishes, the microwave oven hot can eat, simple many...... you under and others, I looked that this little segment went to the hot food, you can talk nonsense to rest with them.” “中午还剩了些菜,微波炉热热就能吃了,简单很多的……你等下,我看完这小段就去热饭,你可以和他们扯淡休息休息。” What are you looking at?” “你在看什么?” Reads your book again, Master. Now more looks that more has become aware.” “重看你的书呀,师父。现在越看越有所悟呢。” Chu Ge listened to the feeling to drink ice Cola, from the beginning as crisp as belly. 楚戈听着感觉喝了一口冰可乐,从头爽到肚子里。 Qiu Wuji is a thief in the next door looked at the entrance, falls on the vision the cell phone, in the screen impressively is a female-oriented Great God work, where is Chu Ge...... 秋无际在隔壁做贼似的看了看门口,又把目光落回手机上,屏幕里赫然是一本女频大神的作品,哪里是楚戈的…… Thinks to trick Chu Ge to feel sorry, Qiu Wuji drew back, selects the Chu Ge book, puts on the Qiu Wuji waistcoat under the Qiu Wuji speech of new chapter, sent: dubbing Yan Qianlie slightly is burning to extinguish the day scheme to frustrate, this Eminence then enters tonight burns the heart of flame, thoroughly destroys this flame demon chaotic source.” 想想这么忽悠楚戈过意不去,秋无际又退了出去,点开楚戈的书,在新章节的秋无际说话下面披上秋无际马甲,发了段配音:“炎千烈在小焚灭天的图谋既已挫败,本座今夜便入焚炎之心,将这炎魔乱源彻底摧毁。” She also just discovered that also has the dubbing function. 她也是刚刚发现还有配音功能的。 Qiu Wuji dub Qiu Wuji, can be said doesn't look like? 秋无际自己配音秋无际,会不会被人说“不太像”? Qiu Wuji selected to open listened, was very of pleasant to hear , managed it very much! 秋无际自己点开听了一遍,很好听,很飒,管它呢! As for this plot, is a bait, making mole pass on the false news, actually oneself have not gone to burn the heart of flame, the canary. 至于这段剧情本身,是个诱饵,让内鬼传假消息的,其实自己没去焚炎之心,黄雀在后呢。 This is also and first fight of Yan Qianlie before decisive battle, secretly with Yan Qianlie. 这也是和炎千烈在决战之前的第一次交手,阴了炎千烈一道 Although Yan Qianlie draws back lossless, but the subordinate buckle and frame of mind frustrate, in addition the dark hand of arrangement lost, all these will affect the determining the final outcome balance obviously. 虽然炎千烈无损而退,但属下折损、心气挫败,加上布置的暗手丢了,这一切显然会影响到决胜天平。 Actually the day of determining the final outcome also a few days after...... 其实决胜之日也没几天了…… To be honest the plot design of Qiu Wuji to Chu Ge is very convinced, his anything has not experienced obviously, made out of whole cloth depending on oneself can write so many to plan and play a match mutually, weaves splendid world in the book. 说实话秋无际楚戈的剧情设计还是挺服气的,他明明什么都没经历过,凭自己瞎编就能编出这么多互相算计和对局,织就了精彩的书中世界 Is he in reality so gruff? 现实中的他怎么就这么憨呢? Chu Ge said his is to imitate the summit and the full moon purple banning blocked the war of river, the decisive battle set early, but regarding the earlier story of this showdown one big, is the famous expert method of studying. Therefore Qiu Wuji also ask the female-oriented famous expert to study, but oneself learn/study really unable to summarize what main point. 楚戈说他这段是仿的紫禁之巅与月满拦江之战,决战早定下了,但围绕这个对决的前期故事一大把,是学的名家手段。所以秋无际自己也去找女频名家学习,但自己学习真的总结不出什么要领。 Must have a master...... 还是得有个师父啊…… Qiu Wuji thinks, puts down the cell phone, the probe head looked that Chu Ge is doing. 秋无际想了想,还是放下手机,探头去看楚戈在干嘛。 Chu Ge is looking at Great God to chat in Flocking to the Streets to Drive(tell dirty jokes) Group. 楚戈正在“扑街开车群”里看大神聊天。 Oh, recently the body could not withstand, renewal reduction.” “唉,最近身体顶不住了,更新减少了。” „Did you also curl motionless? How many reduced?” “你也卷不动了?减了多少?” Before 30,000, can only now 20,000.” “以前三万,现在只能两万了。” Chu Ge looks oneself just renewed also the pleased with oneself two 4000 characters, silently transmission: didn’t roll...... asked......” 楚戈看着自己刚刚更新还自鸣得意的两个四千字,默默发送:“别卷了……求求了……” In the group starts to retake courses rapidly: didn’t roll...... asked......” 群里迅速开始复读:“别卷了……求求了……” Was not......” has the person saying: Others said that do not roll, your Chu Ge still said even, I refused to accept.” “不是……”另有人说:“别人说别卷就算了,你楚戈也说,我就不服了。” Chu Ge queerly said: What's wrong, I today 8000, couple of days ago also ask for leave.” 楚戈奇道:“怎么了,我今天就八千,前两天还请假。” You think what I said is the renewal?” Great God flung a chart: Somebody asked few days ago we write the attainment, everyone is not the guess for picked up the female apprentice? You look at you to look, the evidence came.” “你以为我说的是更新吗?”大神甩出了一张图:“某人前些日子问我们写作心得,大家不是猜测是为了泡女徒弟的吗?你们看你们看,证据来了。” Chu Ge fixes the eyes on looks, on the chart impressively is in the seafood gear, oneself give Qiu Wuji wiping the mouth that picture...... 楚戈定睛一看,图上赫然是海鲜排挡里,自己给秋无际擦嘴的那张照片…… At that time the nearby little miss said that must send abundantly, Qiu Wuji had not opposed. 当时边上小姑娘说要发博,秋无际没反对。 Chu Ge had not opposed why Qiu Wuji had the status also day after day to cover-up, at that time felt happy, wished one could the entire world to know. But has not thought at that time what this picture can have spreading, is the little miss tall and white skinned internet celebrity? 楚戈也没反对,秋无际有身份了干嘛还一天天藏着掖着,那时候觉得幸福得要死,恨不得全世界都知道呢。只不过当时没想过这照片会有什么流传度,那小姑娘难道是个高粉大V Then emmmm...... 这下emmmm…… Side finds out the head of Qiu Wuji suddenly: How did this picture pass to your Great God group?” 旁边忽然探出秋无际的脑袋:“这照片怎么都传到你们大神群了?” You know finally this was the Great God group...... Chu Ge massaged the forehead: Now what to do?” 您终于知道这是大神群了……楚戈抚额:“现在怎么办?” Qiu Wuji is casting a sidelong glance slantingly he, in the vision as if writes scumbag two characters. 秋无际斜睨着他,目光里仿佛就写着“渣男”两个字。 Your wiped my mouth close to, what to do but also asked me? 擦我嘴巴,还问我怎么办? Chu Ge turns the head to look to the screen, inside Great Gods is cursing angrily denounces: fuck, Chu Ge are you a person?” 楚戈转头看向屏幕,里面大神们正在怒骂声讨:“卧槽,楚戈你是人?” Lets loose that younger sister!” “放开那个妹子!” Was too attractive this, Chu Ge deeply concealed.” “太漂亮了啊这个,楚戈深藏不露啊。” „Really is this female apprentice?” “这真是女徒弟?” „Did litigant dive? Comes out, this matter did not have the red packet unable to pass.” “当事人潜了?出来出来,这事没红包是过不去了。” Chu Ge weakly said: Where this picture do you see?” 楚戈弱弱道:“这照片你们哪看见的?” Sends the picture Great God saying: This picture is now very popular online, said female was too attractive, male also leads, the picture was too sweet. Who before no one knew is, some people guessed are internet celebrity arranged shooting, but where also some people refuted to have internet celebrity this makings, finally was noisier is hotter.” 发照片的大神道:“这张图现在网上很红啊,都说女的太漂亮了,男的也帅,照片实在太甜了。之前没人知道是谁,有人猜是网红摆拍,还有人反驳哪有网红这气质,结果越吵还越热了。” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Great God continues said: I also look at a pleasure from the beginning, finally your interview picture comes out, I look, yo aren't the men in that wiping the mouth close to you? You just wait, as male lead status was dug, the picture returns must even even more popular, including your book...... oh fuck, this will not be mother's propaganda method, selected mother to eat the brain platinum evolution?” 大神续道:“我一开始也就看个乐子,结果你访谈照片出来,我一看,哟呵那擦嘴巴的男人不就是你么?你等着吧,随着‘男主角’身份被挖,照片还要更红,包括你书……诶唷卧槽,这不会是点娘的宣传手段吧,点娘吃脑白金进化了?” Chu Ge: Great God is Great God, this brain opens wide.” 楚戈:“大神就是大神,这脑洞开的。” Therefore this person truly was you?” “所以这人确实是你了?” Is I.” “是我。” Therefore you truly were picked up the female apprentice?” “所以你确实是泡女徒弟了?” How Chu Ge has not known replied, in oneself group also suffered a bombardment of @‘s: Big Chu dies, is the woman of that picture Qiuqiu?” 楚戈还不知道怎么回答,自家群里也被艾特炸了:“楚大死出来,那张照片的女人是不是秋秋?” On that day asked for leave, said that fell ill? Originally is picks up the little girl?” “那天请假是吧,说生病是吧?原来是去泡妞啊?” „...... Emmmm words why I who to pick up the little girl ask for leave feel like am not.” “……emmmm为了泡妞请假的话为什么我觉得好像也不是不可以。” But that seems like Qiuqiu!” “但那好像是秋秋啊!” fuck lacking and petty Ge dies, the unwritten rules of female assistants, right!” 卧槽短小戈死出来,潜规则女助理是吧!” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Cell phone WeChat made a sound, looks, Lin Wuyang. 手机微信响了,一看,林武阳 Yang Dingtian: „Is the picture of that wiping the mouth close to you?” 阳顶天:“那张擦嘴巴的照片是你吧?” Chu Ge: Yes.” 楚戈:“是啊。” Yang Dingtian: That female looking familiar a little, is female fan of that day?” 阳顶天:“那个女的有点面熟,是那天的女粉丝是吧?” Chu Ge starts to sweat. 楚戈开始冒汗。 Yang Dingtian: fuck the fans solid proof, clear/pain sign, is to follow me?” 阳顶天:“艹粉实锤,楚签,是不是要跟我走一趟?” „Are you very idle Section Chief Lin?” Chu Ge is breathless: „Does my issuing a warrant for arrest post a reward?” “你很闲吗林科长?”楚戈气急败坏:“我的通缉悬赏呢?” „, I asked that this morning has arrived in the game the government accounts, you must come in the bureau to sign can turn away.” “哦,我问了,今天早上已经到局里公账了,你还得来局里签个字就可以转走了。” „......” “……” Therefore you did not have the thing shift topic, clear/pain sign.” “所以你没东西转移话题了吧,楚签。” Chu Ge switched off WeChat directly. 楚戈直接关掉了微信。 Turns the head to look at Qiu Wuji in a terrible fix, Qiu Wuji is a little also scared, thinks that also teased on several people, but also wants to look at the Chu Ge distressed awkward appearance. The result this is red a little oddly, Lin Wuyang saw...... 焦头烂额地转头看秋无际,秋无际也有点傻眼,以为也就几个人调侃一下,还想看楚戈狼狈尴尬的模样呢。结果这红得有点离谱,林武阳都看见了…… An on the internet matter, to the degree that even the side friends knew, that can call one fire. 一件网络上的事情,到了连身边朋友都知道的程度,那就可以称一句“火了”。 Even Qiu Wuji somewhat is then small, in turn asked: Wh-what should I do?” 这下连秋无际都有些小慌,反过来问:“怎、怎么办?” Chu Ge decided looks at her long time, smiled suddenly: What has what to do?” 楚戈定定地看了她半晌,忽然笑了:“有什么怎么办?” Qiu Wuji: „Ah?” 秋无际:“啊?” Chu Ge said in a soft voice: Chu Ge wants to gather together Qiu Wuji, originally has nothing secretive, wishes one could the world to know. Are you...... Qiu Wuji, willing to be known by others actually?” 楚戈轻声道:“楚戈欲逑秋无际,本来就没什么不可告人,恨不得天下皆知。倒是你……秋无际,愿不愿意被别人知道?” Qiu Wuji is also peaceful, looks that he did not speak. 秋无际也安静下来,看着他不说话。 If you are not willing to be discussed that I sent an announcement to say on that day I led the younger sister to go out to play finished up. If you feel no, I told everyone directly, that was Chu Ge’s Qiu Wuji.” “如果你不愿被人讨论,那我发个公告说那天我带妹妹出去玩就完事了。如果你觉得没什么,那我就直接告诉所有人,那就是楚戈的秋无际。”
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