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, what do I do when the female lead escaped the book ,女主从书里跑出来了怎么办 Chapter 118 69 type teaching 第118章六九式教学 Knows that you did make several mistakes a moment ago?” Qiu Wuji squats side Chu Ge, is covering up the ripples in heart with the languid intonation. “知道你刚才犯了几个错误吗?”秋无际蹲在楚戈身边,用懒洋洋的语调遮掩着心中的涟漪。 Chu Ge loses all interest in life lies whispers there: Knows that...... decisive will give for nothing, the hesitation will suffer defeat...... my speed of light to gnaw well......” 楚戈了无生趣地趴在那儿嘀咕:“知道……果断就会白给,犹豫就会败北……我光速啃下去就好了……” Speaking of finally, the sound also only remains itself to hear. 说到最后,声音也只剩自己听得见。 Finally Qiu Wuji does not know that really heard, guesses that is sneering unexpectedly the response: You if a moment ago gnawed that pig mouth, that also can only gnaw on the floor.” 结果秋无际也不知是真听见了呢,还是猜的,居然冷笑着回应了:“你刚才如果把那张猪嘴啃下来,那也只能啃到地板上。” Chu Ge thinks possibly is also, then did not answer in low spirits. 楚戈想想可能也是,便闷头不答。 The power gap was too big, turned useful while her unprepared arch, could not control. 实力差距太大了啊,趁她不备拱翻了有啥用,控不住啊。 Qiu Wuji drew him with a smile, pats dust that did not have: Your mistake, lay in suppressing the person actually not to resist the waist, the waist strength at this kind of time was most important relying on, once the waist were trigged, the effect was fiercer than the hands and feet.” 秋无际笑吟吟地将他拉了起来,拍了拍并不存在的灰尘:“你的错误呢,在于压住了人却没有抵住腰,腰力在这种时候是最重要的凭恃,一旦腰被制住,效果比手脚还厉害。” Chu Ge was dumbfounded, are you...... you teaching me you? 楚戈人都傻了,你……你这是在教我怎么强你? Qiu Wuji is calmly typical: How this is teaches you to make the enemy, who looks like your full brain disorderly thing?” 秋无际若无其事地道:“这是教你怎么制敌,谁像你满脑子乱七八糟的东西?” Chu Ge is very ashamed: Remembered.” 楚戈很是惭愧:“记住了。” Qiu Wuji faintly said: In view of the fact that you do not have instigation of color guts the performance, for the master thought that moe very much ; Dares the performance of first initiative resistance, feels very fierce for the master. Is worth praising, therefore continues the teaching.” 秋无际淡淡道:“鉴于你没色胆的怂怂表现,为师觉得很萌;胆敢第一次主动反抗的表现,为师觉得很猛。都值得表扬,所以继续教学。” Chu Ge subconscious defense stance. 楚戈下意识防御姿态。 A jade refers to crosses his defense without any hindrances, in his forehead: this Eminence, if punches you, do not struggle......” 一只玉指毫无阻碍地越过他的防御,点在他的眉心:“本座若要揍你,你还是别挣扎了……” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” As has directed, the Plum Twisting Hand of Mount Heaven complete set move and transports/fortunes the vigor method, clearly brand mark in mind. 随着一指点过,天山折梅手的全套招数和运劲法门,清晰地烙印在脑海。 Really does not need the fantasize the post post to teach, punching person who also does not need the Qiu Wuji solid exercise. 果然不需要自己意淫的贴贴教,也不需要秋无际实操的揍人。 Just like Golden Bell Cover, the immortal caresses me to withstand/top, is such simple. 金钟罩一样,仙人抚我顶,就是这么简单。 Before Chu Ge, does not want to cheat like this, but also was vainly hoping for the beautiful woman master personal professor, this feels to relax on the contrary: That, am I practice the repertoire?” 楚戈之前不想这样作弊,还梦想着美女师父贴身教授呢,这回反倒觉得松了口气:“那个,我还是自己练套路吗?” Qiu Wuji cancelled colluding: Trains with this Eminence.” 秋无际勾了勾手:“和本座对练。” „!!!” Chu Ge turns around to run. “!!!”楚戈转身就跑。 After Qiu Wuji carried his, lead(er) to clutch. 秋无际一把拎着他的后领揪了回来。 Small rental house is reverberating quickly the continuous pitiful yell sound: Master, I made a mistake the master......” 小小的租屋很快回荡着连绵不绝的惨叫声:“师父,我错了师父……” Wrong in which?” “错在哪了?” It is not making you be shouted the sister-in-law mistakenly today, but that is yourself allows others to send the chart of micro blog to initiate, at that time who wants to obtain such big rhythm...... then to find the excuse to hit me. 不就是错在让你今天被人喊嫂子了嘛,可那是你自己允许别人发微博的图引发的,那时候谁想得到这么大节奏啊……然后就一直找借口打我。 Chu Ge felt oneself are injust is like Dou E. 楚戈觉得自己冤得跟窦娥一样。 But said hits, does not calculate completely, she is really training. 但说打吧,又不完全算,她真的在对练。 Asked that you wrong in, what are you thinking?” Qiu Wuji said angrily: You this, should rotate a moment ago, snaps fingers to select my wrist/skill to compel me to receive the hand, then the left hand follows, like......” “问你错在哪了,你在想什么呢?”秋无际气鼓鼓道:“你刚才这手,应该回转,弹指点我手腕逼我收手,然后左手跟上,像这样……” The delicate hands shuttle back and forth to come, two people hands interwine mutually, as if the colorful butterfly dance light plum, the lie on the branch, the love does not go. 纤手穿梭而来,两人的手互相交织在一起,仿佛彩蝶舞轻梅,停驻在枝桠上,恋之不去。 Finally can achieve this deadlock, rather than only turned is like by me the chicken! Which now knows wrong in?” “最后就能达成这种僵持,而不是被我扭得跟只鸡一样!现在知道错在哪了吗?” Originally what you asked was this...... 原来你问的是这个…… Chu Ge said honestly: Remembered.” 楚戈老老实实道:“记住了。” both sides put up the arm to look at each other one mutually, in two people eyes had anything to glitter. 双方互相架着手臂对视了一眼,两人的眼里都有什么在闪烁。 This did for quite a while, not post teaching? 这搞了半天,不还是贴贴教学嘛? The Qiu Wuji wrist/skill turns unreliably wonderfully, the finger has stroked the wrist/skill of Chu Ge from the inconceivable angle, if the white hands stroke the floating snow. 秋无际手腕玄奇地一扭,手指从不可思议的角度拂过楚戈的手腕,如若玉手拂飘雪。 A Chu Ge wrist/skill hemp, Qiu Wuji then worked loose the entanglement, turns his wrist/skill to strike an attitude to fold, in mouth onomatopoeia: kācha, you were folded not to have.” 楚戈手腕一麻,秋无际便挣脱了纠缠,扭着他的手腕作势欲折,口中拟声:“咔嚓,你又被折没了。” Chu Ge does not know whether to laugh or cry. 楚戈哭笑不得。 Qiu Wuji received the hand, swung to join hands behind the back in a flash the room: That type, oneself pondered over a moment ago, must take a bath for the master.” 秋无际收了手,一摇一晃地背着手回了房:“刚才那一式,自己琢磨,为师要洗澡了。” Chu Ge stupidly stand in the there spatial start blind gesture, a moment ago Qiu Wuji profound wonderful really made him feel wuxia in dream, was more direct-viewing than Golden Bell Cover, was very interesting. 楚戈自个儿傻站在那里空着手瞎比划,刚才秋无际的玄奇真让他感受到了梦中的武侠,比金钟罩还直观,很是有趣。 And is very beautiful. 而且很美。 Every gesture and motions are attractive, caused by her, is more attractive. 一招一式都非常漂亮,被她使出来,更漂亮。 Does not know, caused along, was elegant or effeminate? 不知道以后自己使顺了,是飘逸还是娘炮 Qiu Wuji held the clothes to turn a blind eye passes through from him, entered the bathroom. 秋无际抱着衣服视若无睹地从他面前经过,进了卫生间。 After one hour, Chu Ge is still exercising martial arts, Qiu Wuji wears the pajamas, is holding the dirty clothes following wet hair one, turned a blind eye passes through from him, enters the balcony to wash clothes. 一小时后,楚戈还在练功,秋无际穿着睡衣,一手顺着湿头发一手抱着脏衣服,视若无睹地从他面前经过,进了阳台洗衣。 Chu Ge then very natural stopped exercising martial arts, then entered the bathroom to take a bath, announced that a day of cultivation stopped. 楚戈便很自然地停了练功,接着进了浴室洗澡,宣告一天的修炼到此为止。 Two people a few words had not said that in the look has said: 两人一句话都没说,眼神里就已经说完了: This you washed.” “该你洗了。” „Oh.” “哦。” ............ ………… Quiet at dead of night, Chu Ge sits in front of the computer code tomorrow's retaining the draft. 夜深人静,楚戈坐在电脑前码明天的存稿。 Exercises martial arts to spend the time less than two hours, after the food, starts to practice, in addition takes a bath also around 9 : 00, but also a little time code retains the draft. 练功花费时间不足两小时,饭后开始练的,加上洗澡出来也就九点多,还有点时间码存稿。 The noise on internet did not have the space to manage...... not to need to manage. 网络上的喧嚣是没空管了……也没必要管。 No matter two people have a clear conscience or have a guilty conscience, is takes a beating or inspires the husband outline, our matter, with others what does/works. 不管两人是问心无愧还是问心有愧,是挨揍还是振夫纲,咱俩自己的事,与别人何干。 Snort, even if takes a beating, Qiuqiu is still quite lovable. 哼,就算是挨揍,秋秋也好可爱啊。 The labor has certainly the opportunity to inspire the husband outline in any case. 反正劳资一定有机会振夫纲的。 Is thinking, the side tea aroma fills the air, Qiu Wuji made one cup of tea to put near the table. 正这么想着,身边茶香弥漫,秋无际又泡了一杯茶搁在桌边。 Also does not know is the tea aroma, bathes later she more fragrant. 也不知是茶香,还是沐浴之后的她更香。 That hair has not air-dried...... 那头发都没吹干呢…… Chu Ge said sound thanks, seems like that the eyeball is reading the screen documents, the split vision of actual corner of the eye does not know where toward fluttered. 楚戈说了声“谢谢”,看似眼珠子在看屏幕文档,实际眼角的余光都不知往哪飘去了。 Well, she also stands in this does not walk, the previous hotel rests a room to become addicted, but also wants to try? 咦,她怎么还站在这不走啊,难道上次酒店睡一屋上瘾啦,还想试试? Actually listens to Qiu Wuji somewhat embarrassed as mumbled low voice: Now should be one's turn you to be the master.” 却听秋无际有些不好意思似的小声嘟囔:“现在该轮到你当师父了。” Chu Ge: Ha?” 楚戈:“哈?” Qiu Wuji said: You changed moon to reach an agreement at that time, I came out you to continue to teach to write a book.” 秋无际道:“你变月亮那时候说好的,我出来你继续教写书的。” Chu Ge said: You were are not very self-satisfied, they worked as the main text your autobiography, was more flamboyant than me my ntr, did not need me to teach......” 楚戈道:“你不是都已经很得意了,他们把你的自传当正文,把我ntr了比我牛逼多了,不需要我教了……” Qiu Wuji despises saying: Looks at your acid.” 秋无际鄙视道:“瞧你酸的。” The Chu Ge eyelid turns: My acid what acid, I can also not know that they said that is the main text plays the stem, if really the main text doesn't try? Tomorrow will be away from internet line to beat to death by Pan Da.” 楚戈眼皮一翻:“我酸什么酸,我还能不知道他们说那是正文只是玩梗,真要是正文不试试?明天就被潘达隔着网线揍死。” Qiu Wuji purses the lips, she also knows that this truth, others are rushing to the main text eventually, the autobiography is only the supplement. 秋无际噘了噘嘴,她也知道这个道理,别人终究是奔着正文来的,自传只是补充。 But the autobiography also jammed. In world in the book Carvin, between the transition two stories to be how clear, does not have the good idea the card to the present. Looked that the female-oriented Great God book sought the explanation, was not in the know, finally must ask him. 可是自传也卡壳了。在书中世界的卡文,怎么把两个故事之间转折圆润了,卡到现在也没太好的主意。看女频大神的书求解答,不得门径,最后还是要问他。 At this time Qiu Wuji a little regretted to punch him is too ruthless a moment ago, this return air water wheel circulation, is to create obstacles...... 这时候秋无际有点后悔刚才是不是揍他太狠了,这回风水轮流转,是不是要被刁难了…… Actually saw Chu Ge to carry the stance, sipped a tea: What issue puzzles you is so long, puzzles here from world in the book?” 却见楚戈端起了架势,抿了口茶:“到底什么问题困扰你那么久,从书中世界困扰到这儿?” Remembering punched him is so savage a moment ago, Qiu Wuji air/Qi empty, weakly said: Is transition between two plots...... my these two plot time is somewhat separated, and incident cross-correlation is not big, but the middle tried to recall also to experience anything, was actually only some bored miscellaneous matters, second matter was very towering. The matter of my reality can be towering, but does the story write will make people think bewildered?” 想起刚才揍他那么凶残,秋无际气都虚了,弱弱道:“就是两个剧情之间的过渡……我这两个剧情时间有些间隔,并且互相关联不大,但中间试图回忆起还经历了什么,却只是一些无聊杂事,第二件事的发生本来就十分突兀。我现实发生的事可以突兀,但故事这么写是不是就会让人觉得莫名其妙?” Chu Ge somewhat is but actually shocking, laughs: You knew this truth unexpectedly!” 楚戈倒有些惊艳,哈哈一笑:“你居然知道了这个道理!” Qiu Wuji said: Knows to turn over to know, but does not know how to solve it. I look at your book, the multi- scene different group portrait switches over, without many towering feeling, do not know how you accomplish...... said that Master ~ 秋无际道:“知道归知道,但不知道怎么解决它。我看你的书,多场面不同群像切换,都没多少突兀之感,不知道你是怎么办到的……说说嘛,师父~” The Chu Ge whole body shook, the person were crisp. 楚戈浑身都抖了一下,人都酥了。 He bore forcefully licked the dog behavior, is putting on a serious face saying: You hit me a moment ago.” 他还是强行忍住了舔狗行为,板着脸道:“你刚才打我。” Qiu Wuji has saying: You also hit me. Now you were a master, can teach the apprentice.” 秋无际只好道:“你也打我嘛。现在你是师父了,可以教训徒弟。” „Do I hit you to do?” Chu Ge raises head: I change moon time what makes to come with you?” “我打你干嘛?”楚戈仰头:“我变月亮的时候和你约过什么来着?” shoulder massage! 捏肩啊! Qiu Wuji clenches jaws, makes a fist directly: Chu Ge are you skin itch? A this Eminence fist never beat your shoulder to need to be pinched!” 秋无际咬牙切齿,直接握拳:“楚戈你是不是皮痒?本座一拳捶得你肩膀永远不需要被人捏了!” Chu Ge does not know whether to laugh or cry: Knows that you must repudiate a debt.” 楚戈哭笑不得:“就知道你要赖账。” Qiu Wuji snorted, a face was bullied obstinance: I teach you thing time has not acted bashful you, gives as much support as possible!” 秋无际“哼”了一声,一脸被欺负似的不屈:“我教你东西的时候可没有拿捏你,倾囊相授的!” Plot switch over redeployment, if the small switch over, only needed a cut-off rule to finish up, this you should know.” Chu Ge has not actually continued to insist, instead starts the teaching directly. “剧情切换转场,如果是小切换,只需要一条分割线就完事了,这个你应该知道。”楚戈却没继续坚持,反而直接开始教学。 Qiu Wuji gawked staring, looks at his smile slightly, a lot of plans were stopped up did not have, dull en. 秋无际愣了愣,看着他微微的笑脸,一肚子预案都被堵没了,呆愣愣地“”了一声。 Chu Ge continues said: Therefore needs several skills to achieve. For example, after you experienced the first matter, but very bored travels to hesitate, then stays at an inn, the cultivation, is not worth mentioning, saw something towering, is right?” 楚戈续道:“所以需要几种技巧来达成。比如说,你经历了第一件事之后,只是很无聊的行路踟蹰,然后住店啊,修炼啊,不值一提,突兀见到了某事,对不对?” Qiu Wuji nods: Right, is this. Writes is very ugly directly?” 秋无际点头:“对对,就是这样。直接写出来就很难看吧?” „The first person will have this trouble, if the third person, here can various Table ’, say Qiu Wuji to travel completely ‚, some somebody did anything, writes 12 chapters, then Qiu Wuji came from far away, encountered, this cut into very much smooth slippery.” “第一人称就会有这种麻烦,如果第三人称,这里完全就可以‘各表一枝’,却说秋无际行路之间,某地某人做了什么事,写个一两章,然后秋无际远道而来,遭遇了,这就很顺滑地切入了。” But my autobiography is the first person, can only be I story.” “可我自传是第一人称啊,只能是‘我’的见闻。” But you are the memoirs nature, can definitely use the play tracing law, for example at this time my hesitation vanguard, has not thought that in the front that seemingly gentle small town is hiding like that the contamination unexpectedly, is admitted to entire one month of institute in inn to see in me, here is an easy and comfortable auspicious place, until I saw that person. Then you may write greatly daily, when the event happened , is not only not towering, but also hung a wave of appetite ahead of time.” “但你是回忆录性质,完全可以利用剧透写法,比如‘此时我踟蹰前行,并没有想到前方那个看似平和的小镇子里竟然隐藏着那般污秽,便是在我住进客栈的整整一个月所见,这里都还是一个安逸祥和的地方,直到我见到了那个人’。接下来你就大可写日常了,等到事件发生不仅不突兀,还提前吊了一波胃口。” The Qiu Wuji eye shone. 秋无际眼睛都亮了。 The thought that in this is that type went to having the matter says, the technique of absolutely not thinking. The useful, previous card the that long difficulty was easily solved in this only several words absolutely, even copies his words directly. 这是自己原先那种一件一件去把发生的事情说出来的思维里,绝对不会想到的技艺。绝对有用,此前卡了自己那么久的疑难就在这区区几句话间迎刃而解,甚至直接照搬他的话都可以。 This truly is the method, will not teach to his thing scale is low, writing Yiwu, each one has the moving charm. 这确确实实是法门,不会比自己传授给他的东西档次低,一文一武,各自都有动人的魅力。 She somewhat compensates to smile said in a low voice: Suddenly so to be how good, does not act bashful me, teaches directly?” 她有些赔笑地低声道:“怎么忽然这么好,不拿捏我,就直接教啦?” Because you said right, you also give as much support as possible directly.” Chu Ge is very serious: Next time cannot, probably make me help your shoulder massage like this be willing to teach! Reached an agreement, tomorrow starts.” “因为你说得对,你也是直接倾囊相授的。”楚戈很严肃:“下次不许这样了,必须要让我帮你捏肩才肯教!说好了哈,明天开始吧。” Qiu Wuji has almost not gotten down from his head the tea but actually, turns around to go out angrily: Tomorrow looked how I punch you! You are waiting!” 秋无际差点没把茶从他脑袋上倒下去,气鼓鼓地转身出门:“明天看我怎么揍你!你等着!” Chu Ge gazes after she travels the back, suddenly „Hah” smiles to make noise. 楚戈目送她跑路似的背影,忽然“哈”地笑出声来。 Like an elementary student said that you are waiting, will I ask the person to hit you tomorrow? 像不像一个小学生说你等着,我明天叫人来打你? Before Qiu Wuji of that sect leader bearing changed directly, was also thick including own bearing, obviously the person placed himself in what position, the mentality and performance can be entirely different. 之前那副宗主气度的秋无际直接变了样,包括自己的气度也粗了,可见人把自己放在什么位置上,心态和表现就能截然不同。 This mutual teaching, could the feeling of status exchange height, describe with a word? 这互相教学,身份互换高低的感觉,是不是可以用一个词来形容? 69 type teaching? 六九式教学?
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