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#106: Explosive Pissing Beef Balls?

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Entered the third month of 《The God of Cookery》 world, Le Yuan obtained the Super Food God Great Competition invitation fruitfully, and also came to the end regarding the instruction of Stephen Chow temporarily. 进入《食神》世界的第三个月,乐渊如愿以偿地得到了超级食神大赛的邀请函,并且对于史提芬周的传授也暂时告一段落。 Stephen Chow envies looks at the invitation in Huang Rong hand saying: „Really good, master already got the competition admission ticket, I mark.” Was saying some hidden bitterness look at drinking tea Le Yuan. 史提芬周羡慕地看着黄蓉手中的邀请函说道:“真好哇,师傅已经拿到了大赛的入场券,我还是原地踏步。”说着有些幽怨地看着正在喝茶的乐渊。 „Do not improperly belittle oneself, I can formally inform you, you can finish an apprenticeship, already that I can teach gave you.” Puts down in the hand also to brave the steam the teacup, Le Yuan to say to Stephen Chow seriously, „now you can leave here, I will not stop your. This is your days wage.” “你也别妄自菲薄了,我可以正式通知你,你可以出师了,我能教的都已经交给你了。”放下手中还冒着热气的茶杯,乐渊郑重地对着史提芬周说道,“现在你可以自行离开这里了,我不会阻拦你的。还有这是你这段时间的薪水。” Stephen Chow does not have the hole to surpass the budget generous wage at present, but rushes to Le Yuan to make an effort directly the racket before the table to outstanding Ze, shakes the Le Yuan tea to hit trembling, having an anger to ask: „What do I have is not right? Attained the Super Food God Great Competition invitation to catch up with me to walk? Don't you give me an explanation?” 史提芬周没有洞眼前超出预算丰厚的薪水,而是直接冲到乐渊所在桌子前用力地拍向卓泽,震得乐渊的茶水打着颤,带着一丝火气问道:“我有什么不对吗？拿到了超级食神大赛邀请函就赶我走？你难道不给我一个解释吗？” Final a few words almost say one word at a time, anger already soon could not suppress, he in studies many in this month, although time not long , but also is better than general small Chef, but absorbs Le Yuan to give the knowledge in him, is actually left by the way of nearly to catching up with, he really did not accept. 最后的一句话几乎是一字一顿地说出口,火气已经快要压制不住了,他在这一个多月时间里学得很多,虽然时间不长但是也远胜过一般的小厨师,但是就在他吸收着乐渊所授知识的,却被近乎以赶的方式离开,他实在是接受不了。 „I think that your already enough finished an apprenticeship, is what is all about, what has not to understand?” Le Yuan has not given many explanations, but spoke such a few words. “我认为你已经足够出师了,就是这么一回事,有什么不了解的吗？”乐渊没有做过多的解释,只是说了这么一句话。 „Finishes an apprenticeship? I came to here to study for a month, you have not taught all, I can feel you also had greatly the craftsmanship has not revealed that this can also be can finish an apprenticeship?” If Stephen Chow does not know that Le Yuan has martial arts, fears already by his individuality now a collar that holds Le Yuan stretched out the finger to point at the nose of Le Yuan to scold. “出师？我才来这里学了一个多月,你也没有传授所有,我可以感觉到你还有大把的手艺没有显露出来,这也能算是能出师吗？”史提芬周如果不是知道乐渊身怀武功,以他的个性现在恐怕已经一把抓住乐渊的衣领伸出手指指着乐渊的鼻子骂了。 „How even if your does continue to study? Becoming my cooking skill reprint? Moreover is a unqualified reprint, you who have not studied the military basic impossible in the physical quality are like me, therefore you imitate me only to be an illusion constantly.” One side Le Yuan stands up to pull open blinds, looks that the somewhat dazzling light said slightly, „must say technique, I can only teach you Chef foundation, the Chef style of everyone is different, I cannot you according to my pattern plate training.” “就算你这继续学又如何？成为我厨艺的翻版吗？而且还是一个不合格的翻版,没有学武的你在身体素质上根本不可能和我一样,所以你一味的模仿我只能是镜花水月而已。”乐渊站起身来拉开一边的百叶窗,看着略微有些刺眼的光说道,“要说技术,我只能教你厨师的基础,每个人的厨师风格都不一样,我不能将你按照我的模版训练。” Listened to the explanation of Le Yuan, the Stephen Chow anger to fall slightly, but somewhat asked puzzled: „Even this, you do not need to catch up with me to walk, has your such master, how to see that also ponders over compared with me.” 听了乐渊的解释,史提芬周的火气稍微降了了一些,但还是有些不解地问道:“就算这样,你也没必要赶我走啊,有你这么一个师傅,怎么看也比我一个人琢磨好吧。” „That is uncertain, the foundation gave you, as for true high-end technique, you, when Food God knew were not enough? These technique enough you study. Hong Kong most is all right you to eat, the approach you were also clear, before you did not have this technique foundation, now you are capable of cooking them, in addition now the time are not much.” Le Yuan pulls open entire blinds, the dazzling sunlight according to the face of Stephen Chow, he has to block from the eye. “那可不一定,基础给你了,至于真正的高端技术,你在还是食神的时候难道知道的还不够多吗？那些技术足够你研究的了。香港绝大多数的没事你都吃过,做法你也都清楚,以前你没有这个技术基础,现在你有能力去烹调他们俩,加上现在时间不多了。”乐渊将整个百叶窗拉开,刺眼的阳光照在了史提芬周的脸上,他不得不遮住了眼睛。 „When you said that Master?” Some Stephen Chow of being able to bear complained. “你说什么时间,师傅？”有些受不了的史提芬周抱怨道。 „You create the time of new dish, your did already have the creativity?” Le Yuan breaks off the finger to calculate, „currently to the registration by the time also two months, you have the mentality?” “你创造新菜品的时间啊,难道你已经有了创意吗？”乐渊掰着手指头算到,“现在离报名截至时间还有两个月,你有思路了吗？” „Time, damn!” Stephen Chow grabs own hair annoying say/way, „I forgot unexpectedly registration by time, my least bit mentality did not have.” “时间,该死！”史提芬周抓着自己的头发懊恼道,“我居然忘记了报名截至时间,我还半点思路没有呢。” „Stays in the room cannot find out the creativity, might as well stroll to the night market, perhaps after all expert in the folk, you will find the good creativity.” The Le Yuan words successful send Stephen Chow. “呆在屋里是想不出创意的,不如到夜市逛一逛,毕竟高手在民间,也许你会找到不错的创意呢。”乐渊的话成功将史提芬周打发出去。 As receives the invitation, Le Yuan „Green Jade Star Gourmet Food House” will also close, beautiful said its „closing up”. In fact is actually wants to watch the Stephen Chow advancement, if he could not invent „Explosive Pissing Beef Balls”, then Quest ironclad failure. 随着收到邀请函,乐渊也将“翠星美食屋”关门了,美曰其名“闭关”。事实上却是想要看一看史提芬周的进程,如果他发明不了“爆浆撒尿牛丸”,那么任务铁定失败了。 Took wage Stephen Chow to shake for several days in Kowloon District, finally in a day as if received destiny arrangement at night arrived at Temple Street, Le Yuan and Huang Rong follows close on is observing in the one side after that. 拿了薪水的史提芬周在九龙区晃悠了几天,终于在一天夜晚仿佛收到命运安排似的来到了庙街,乐渊与黄蓉紧跟其后在一旁观察着。 When Stephen Chow goes via named „Delighted Nun Fortunetelling” outdoor shop, Le Yuan spirit felt that mysterious fluctuation again, Huang Rong at the same time seems to have also felt, simultaneously the vision looked at to hung eye woman — — Aunt Xi that the booth sits. 就在史提芬周路经一个名为“喜姑相面”的摊子的时候,乐渊的精神再一次感受到了那一股神秘的波动,一边的黄蓉似乎也有所感受,同时将目光看向了挂摊坐着的眼睛女人——喜姑。 Sees only the Aunt Xi right hand is dialing the abacus left hand while records anything with the pencil. The mysterious energy that suddenly Le Yuan feels moved, along with this energy, the pencil in Aunt Xi hand also breaks. 只见喜姑右手一边拨打着算盘左手一边用铅笔记录着什么。突然乐渊感受到的神秘能量动了,伴随着这股能量,喜姑手中的铅笔也随之断裂。 Aunt Xi somewhat looks at the pencil that is cut off stunned, if then has a feeling to see that excessively just in time arrived here to look for the inspirational Stephen Chow. Looks to bring sunglasses individualistic dressing up, his mouth gets bigger and bigger, then shows the wild with joy smile, then three and make two steps to run up to front of Stephen Chow, later Le Yuan and in Huang Rong that speechless look kneels down directly. 喜姑有些错愕地看着断掉的铅笔,然后若有所感地偏过头正巧见到来到这里寻找灵感的史提芬周。看着带着墨镜一副特立独行的装扮,他嘴巴越长越大,然后露出狂喜的笑容,然后三步并作两步跑到史提芬周面前,之后再乐渊和黄蓉那无语的眼神中直接跪倒在地。 „Mister, your forehead has bone upwards, in the eye the having mystical powers light, the immortal is reincarnated, the deity descends to earth, I waited till you finally.” Aunt Xi this picked up and unload the bottom in a moment, struck back instantaneously the category of swindler just the atmosphere of obtaining enlightenment person of high skill. Stephen Chow has no more to do with want to leave, who knew the left leg just to raise, was stopped. “先生,你额头有朝天骨,眼里有灵光,仙人转世,神仙下凡,我终于等到你了。”喜姑这一说话就直接卸了底,把刚刚得道高人的气氛瞬间打回了骗子的范畴。史提芬周拔腿就想离开,谁知左脚刚提起来,就被喊停了。 „Do not move, although I leaked the secret, the disaster tribulation is unavoidable, but this is I am destined, even if I must brave the huge danger, must look at to you entire.” Sees Stephen Chow to walk, Aunt Xi continued weird and incomprehensible saying that wanted to detain Stephen Chow. “别动,虽然我泄露了天机,灾劫难免,可这是我命中注定,就算我要冒天大的危险,也要给你看个全相。”一见史提芬周想走,喜姑继续神神叨叨地说着,想要挽留史提芬周。 Who however is Stephen Chow? That is except for is mistaken in Bull Tong there, alone the business rare talent who Tang Dynasty grows strong, regarding this native of Mongolia acrobatics is looked that did not look to turn around to leave. 但是史提芬周是谁？那是除了在唐牛那里看走眼,独自将唐朝发展壮大的生意奇才,对于这种蒙人把戏是看也不看转身离开了。 „Mister, Mister, mister — —” he transmits Aunt Xi that to shout behind rendingly, but he does not have the stay but continues toward the Temple Street deep place walks. “先生,先生,先生——”他身后传来喜姑那撕心裂肺地呼喊,但他没有停留而是继续向庙街深处走去。 Huang Rong looks at to far Stephen Chow, wants immediately with, but Le Yuan pulls back her, holds her shoulder to stare at Aunt Xi to look. 黄蓉看着离远了的史提芬周,就想立刻跟上去,但是乐渊一把将她拉了回来,抱着她的肩直盯着喜姑看。 „What's wrong? Does she have what issue?” Huang Rong looked at Aunt Xi, but all sorts of signs showed that she is an average person. “怎么了？难道她有什么问题吗？”黄蓉又重新看了看喜姑,但是种种迹象表明她就是个普通人。 „Let alone, first had a look at the condition to say again.” Le Yuan draws hand comforting of Huang Rong saying that their stared at a while. “别说,先看看状况再说。”乐渊拉着黄蓉的手安抚道,两人就这样又盯了一会儿。 Soon a yellow clothes bludger male of green hair goes via Aunt Xi to hang the booth, Aunt Xi play the same old trick, kneels down said in his front: „Your forehead has bone upwards, in the eye the having mystical powers light, the immortal is reincarnated, the deity descends to earth, I waited till you finally.” 不久一个绿头发的黄衣混混男路经喜姑挂摊,喜姑又故技重施,跪倒在他的面前说道:“你额头有朝天骨,眼里有灵光,仙人转世,神仙下凡,我终于等到你了。” But that yellow clothes bludger overlooks Aunt Xi disdain saying: „My deity in this area already great and famous, having a need for you saying, smelly young married woman.” 而那黄衣混混俯视着喜姑不屑地说道:“我神仙在这区已经鼎鼎有名的了,用得着你说,臭婆娘。” Sees the deity to scold itself, Aunt Xi could not install, is knitting the brows saying: „Hey, I live hand to mouth to eat, you have no need to damage me.” 看到神仙骂自己,喜姑也装不下去了,皱着眉说道:“喂,我只是混口饭吃,你用不着这么损我吧。” Responded her is „smelly young married woman!” 回应她的是一句“臭婆娘！” Aunt Xi was also the fire, did not stand up, knelt to scold: „Smelly man!” 喜姑也是火了,也不站起身,就这么跪着骂道:“臭男人！” Then their unnourishing abusing each other then started, looks that this bored Huang Rong was somewhat unable to continue watching, asked to Le Yuan at the same time: „What issue has? Probably is very ordinary!” 然后两人那毫无营养的对骂便开始了,看着这无聊的一幕黄蓉有些看不下去了,对一边的乐渊问道:“有什么问题吗？好像很普通嘛！” „Has the issue isn't she? Just was Stephen Chow does?” Le Yuan said reluctantly. “有问题的不是她吗？刚刚是史提芬周搞的吗？”乐渊无奈地说道。 „What did you say? Told others a bit faster!” Looks at weird and incomprehensible Le Yuan, Huang Rong holds his hand to ask tenderly. “你说什么啊？快点告诉人家嘛！”看着神神叨叨的乐渊,黄蓉拉着他的手娇问道。 Le Yuan drew in Huang Rong no one's small lane directly, grabbed her shoulder to ask: „You felt before Stephen Chow passed by, that strange fluctuation of energy.” Huang Rong nods to express own also fuzziness sensation. 乐渊直接把黄蓉拉到了没人的小巷子里,抓着她的肩膀问道:“你感觉到史提芬周路过前那股奇怪的能量波动了吧。”黄蓉点点头表示自己也模糊感觉到了。 „That energy had once appeared twice, dissipates from Stephen Chow one time accidentally, after another is one time the stove Monarch idol was shattered, appears.” Le Yuan holds the chin saying that „, but this time presents me to believe that energy is Aunt Xi creates the reason that pen separates suddenly.” “那种能量曾出现过两次,一次是从史提芬周身上偶然逸散的,另一次则是灶君神像破碎后出现的。”乐渊托着下巴说道,“而这次出现我认为,那股能量是喜姑造成那只笔突然断开的原因。” „Does pen, separate?” Huang Rong is somewhat fainted, gave a stopping hand signal to ask with the hand that the Le Yuan words did, „why that energy suddenly appeared, for a pencil?” “笔,断开？”黄蓉被乐渊的话搞的有些晕了,用手做了一个打住的手势问道,“那能量为什么突然出现,难道就为了一支铅笔吗？” „If divulges warning of secret? Although Aunt Xi said is the trick of deceiving people, but there is a few words he not to speak incorrectly, Stephen Chow can indeed be the immortal to be reincarnated, the deity descends to earth. Although this was she said accidentally, she does not believe that but this indeed says the secret.” “如果是泄露天机的示警呢？虽然喜姑说的都是骗人的伎俩,但是有一句话他没说错,史提芬周的确算得上是仙人转世,神仙下凡。虽然这是她无意中说的,连她自己都不相信,但这的确是道出天机。” „Is he deity reincarnation? Which meeting of the immortals is his welldoing, big company well did not have, was betrayed a help hand/subordinate does not have.” Huang Rong questioned. “他是神仙转世？哪一个神仙会是他这幅德行,好好的一个大公司就这么没了,被手下背叛连个帮忙的都没有。”黄蓉质疑道。 „Has, you Quest Description that forgot me and you says? Helps Stephen Chow re-enter Food God's Position( see Chapter 97), this can understand that is Super Food God Great Competition first title Food God, can understand for true deity Food God.” Le Yuan said him until now to guess. “有啊,你忘了我和你说的任务描述了吗？帮助史提芬周重回食神之位(见第97章),这可以理解为超级食神大赛的第一名的称号食神,也可以理解为真正的神仙食神。”乐渊说出了他一直以来的猜测。 „He is so important, we visit him, otherwise he has the matter to be possible is not good.” Was saying Huang Rong Le Yuan is looking for Stephen Chow on drawing. “他这么重要,我们还是看着他吧,不然他出了事情可就不好了。”说着黄蓉就拉着乐渊去找史提芬周。 The afterward event development with similar that Le Yuan knows, Stephen Chow by drawing is given Turkey to cheer, has not been injured besides him, because he interrupted what sentence „did struggle? Mixes makes ‚Pissing Beef Balls’ in the same place, fool!” By drawing. 随后的事件发展就和乐渊所知的差不多,史提芬周被拉着去给火鸡助威,除了他没有受伤之外,他还是因为插嘴说了句“争什么？掺在一起做‘撒尿牛丸’呢,笨蛋！”被拉了出来。 Was seeing with own eyes the bump on the head must look with the blade the finger of Stephen Chow offers a sacrifice to the flag, but one side Turkey has not caught up, „, when” remembers from the blade, the bump on the head somewhat could not hold the blade, Turkey responded that held the blade with the hand, has seized the blade actually. 眼见着鹅头就要拿刀看下史提芬周的手指祭旗而一边的火鸡还没有赶上,“当”的一声从刀上想起,鹅头有些抓不住刀了,火鸡反应过来用手抓住刀刃,硬是夺过了刀。 The shadow that Le Yuan stands on one side leaves relaxes, „shouted, went out fortunately brought several coins, was inferior that my unlucky apprentice may point at does not guarantee.” 乐渊站在一边的阴影出松了口气,“呼,还好出门带了几枚硬币,不如我这倒霉徒弟可就手指不保了。” After midnight, stream of people already of night market diverges, but on the empty street, Turkey, bump on the head and Stephen Chow gather round the table to look at the tray on table dull, but the little brother encircles in while. With Stephen Chow the Pissing Beef Balls demonstration to the bump on the head, the development plan that he told says Turkey and bump on the head dumbfounded. 就在下半夜,夜市的人流已经散去,而空荡荡的街道上,火鸡、鹅头和史提芬周围着桌子呆看着桌上的盘子,而一边的小弟则围在一边。随着史提芬周将撒尿牛丸展示给鹅头,他诉说的发展计划将火鸡与鹅头说的一愣一愣的。 Le Yuan brought Huang Rong to appear in the face of several people, Turkey protected Stephen Chow is exclaiming to Le Yuan behind: „Does anyone, do!” 乐渊就这么带着黄蓉出现在了几人面前,火鸡一把将史提芬周护在身后对着乐渊吼道:“什么人,干什么呢！” Turkey behind Stephen Chow opens out her hand to ask: „Master, how you will come this, have you followed?” 火鸡身后的史提芬周拨开她的手问道:“师傅,你怎么会来这的,难道你一直跟着？” „This is not natural? Otherwise the blade of fellow gets down, your finger may be unable to preserve.” Le Yuan referred to one side bump on the head saying, later took up stopper in the mouth Pissing Beef Balls in tray. “这不是当然的吗？不然那家伙的一刀下去,你的手指可就保不住了。”乐渊指了指一边的鹅头说道,随后将盘子里的撒尿牛丸拿起一个塞入口中。 „Not — — creativity is good, although in the technique somewhat is immature, but with this unexpected taste, you made to the invitation hopefully.” Le Yuan pulls out the notebook to give Stephen Chow from the bosom, „this is the relation number of my acquaintance, Dr. Liu also, your Pissing Beef Balls, if must promote, asks them to help on the line, believes that they will give me this face.” “唔——创意不错,虽然手法上还有些稚嫩,但是凭着这出人意料的口感,你有希望闹到邀请函了。”乐渊从怀中掏出笔记本递给史提芬周,“这是我熟人的联系号码,刘医师的也在,你的撒尿牛丸如果要推广的话,找他们帮忙就行,相信他们还是会给我这点面子的。” „Master you what to do?” Stephen Chow received the notebook to ask. “那师傅你怎么办？”史提芬周接过笔记本问道。 Le Yuan draws Huang Rong to turn around to leave, just before leaving first said: „I, experiences Chinese Cookery Academy.” 乐渊拉着黄蓉转身离开,临走前说道:“我,去见识一下中国厨艺训练学院啊。”
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