UT :: Volume #3

#358: The toad eats the heaven goosemeat


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The children do not dislike mother ugly, mother will not dislike the abandoned baby to be inexpensive. 子不嫌母丑,母亲也不会嫌弃儿贱。 Community that among the world, the parents most cherish the children. 天下间,父母是最爱护子女的一个群体。 Is because loves extremely sincere, therefore always standing of wholeheartedly ponders the issue in their standpoints. Son is right, that naturally is right. The son made a mistake, that will naturally have the reason of mistake. 就是因为爱的太过深切,所以才总是全身心的站在他们的立场上思考问题。儿子对的,那自然是对的。儿子错了,那自然也会有错的理由。 Only son Fang Yan was punched year by year, his black and blue 350 days that hits frequently by Ye Wenrou could not get out of bed, Lu Wan definitely has many to Ye Wenrou at heart is unsatisfied. This is also understandable. 独子方炎叶温柔揍了一年又一年,经常打的他鼻青脸肿三五十天下不了床,陆婉心里肯定对叶温柔有诸多的不满意。这也是可以理解的。 Fang Yan does not hope that mother has the too deep prejudice to Ye Wenrou, he thought that this is only a happy misunderstanding, earnest reduces and solves was saying: Although she hits me frequently, but that also for me good- mother, you thinks, if not Ye Wenrou punches my every year, I may have that quick progress? Am I possibly earlier than the old drunkard understand The Heart of Tai Chi? Initially everyone may say that he is rare practicing martial arts Rare talent Ye Wenrou although barbaric violence, but also liked hitting the person frequently, actually the feelings did not go bad.” 方炎不希望母亲对叶温柔有太深的成见,他觉得这只是一个美好的误会,认真的化解着说道:“虽然她经常打我,但那也是为了我好-妈,你想想,如果不是叶温柔每年都揍我一顿,我怎么可能会有那么快的长进?我怎么可能比老酒鬼还早一些悟出太极之心?当初大家可都说他是百年难遇的练武奇才-叶温柔虽然野蛮暴力了一些,还经常喜欢打人,其实心肠并不坏。” Ye Wenrou is toad words- said before me also even, but cannot say. Such will affect the side leaf two relations, you also know, before we two relations were not quite good, I the passing melt, Ye family am also just willing to accept our good intentions evidently- said again, you cannot describe your son is the swan, I most am also a red-crowned crane.” 叶温柔是癞蛤蟆这种话-在我面前说说也就算了,可千万不能说出去。那样会影响方叶两家的关系,你也知道,之前我们两家的关系不太好,我才刚刚过去融冰,叶家看样子也愿意接受我们的善意-再说,你也不能形容自己的儿子是天鹅啊,我最多也就是一丹顶鹤。” Bang! 啪! On the head of Fang Yan suffered a palm of the hand. 方炎的脑袋上面挨了一巴掌。 Lu Wan such Wenrou (Gentle) composed woman cannot bear son's extreme narcissism to be utterly shameless, the single-handed fork waist, the middle finger of another hand points at the forehead of Fang Yan to scold: Who said that Ye Wenrou was the toad? When I said that Ye Wenrou was the toad? I said that you are the toad, Ye Wenrou is swan- what swan are you? Has you such ugly swan? Really must be irritated by you while still alive-” 陆婉这么温柔婉约的女人也受不了儿子的这种极度自恋死不要脸,单手叉腰,另外一只手的中指指着方炎的脑门子骂道:“谁说叶温柔是癞蛤蟆了?我什么时候说叶温柔是癞蛤蟆了?我说你是癞蛤蟆,叶温柔才是天鹅-你算是什么天鹅?有你这么丑的天鹅吗?真是要被你给活活气死-” Mother, should not be excited.” Fang Yan sees mother vitality/angry, hurries to console was saying: „Wasn't Ye Wenrou the toad line? I am worried that you have such idea, was worried that you do not like Ye Wenrou, therefore is thinking and you chatted well, eliminated among you contradiction and heart knot-, since you said that she was not the toad, showed that you did not have the contradiction not to have the heart knot to her. Isn't this good deed?” “妈,你别激动。”方炎看到母亲生气,赶紧劝慰着说道:“叶温柔不是癞蛤蟆行了吧?我就是担心你有这样的想法,担心你不喜欢叶温柔,所以才想着和你好好谈谈,消除你们之间的矛盾和心结-既然你说她不是癞蛤蟆,证明你对她没有矛盾没有心结。这不是一件好事吗?” What contradiction will I have? What heart knot can I have? Am I the ignorant countrywoman? You thought I am stupid? What matter Ye Wenrou handled for our Fang family, don't I know? Didn't I appreciate kindness rendered? When my mother does not have the skill, but also needs others little miss to help me educate son-” “我会有什么矛盾?我能有什么心结?我是无知村妇吗?还是你觉得我愚蠢之极?叶温柔为我们方家做了什么事情,我难道一点都不知道?我心里就不领情?我这个当妈的没本事,还需要人家一个小姑娘帮我教育儿子-” The Fang Yan whole face is dry, said: Mother, you left said that- both of us contended in martial arts to compare notes, I lost to her several times. Where need does she help you teach the son?” 方炎满脸燥红,说道:“妈,你别这么说-我们俩只是比武切磋,我输给她几次而已。哪里需要她帮你教儿子?” What's wrong? Now knew bashfully? How before to have seen you to blush? Didn't you keep on proclaiming must revenge to wipe out a disgrace? You did not say that must marry to go home Ye Wenrou, when the wife in the morning does punch her one every day late? You did not say that makes her have more than ten 20 sons to make her stature distortion to you unable to withstand to become the woman of being annoyed by everybody uglily?” “怎么?现在知道害臊了?以前怎么就没见过你脸红呢?你不是口口声声要报仇雪耻吗?你不是说要把叶温柔娶回家当媳妇每天早中晚都揍她一顿吗?你不是说让她给你生十几二十个儿子让她身材变形丑陋不堪成为人见人厌的女人吗?” Fang Yan stared in a big way the eye, said: „Have I spoken this words?” 方炎瞪大了眼睛,说道:“我说过这种话?” Lu Wan nods, said: „The seventh martial arts contest is defeated, you were broken a leg by her- drank the liquor in the backyard and Qingdi, was delivered the mouthful was these talks under the influence of liquor. Listened provokingly.” 陆婉点了点头,说道:“第七次比武失败,你被她打断了一条腿-在后院和轻敌喝多了酒,被人送回来的时候满嘴都是这些酒话。听了就让人生气。” Who delivers me to come back?” Fang Yan asked. “谁送我回来的?”方炎问道。 Yingxiong / hero Haohan / hero.” Lu Wan said. 英雄好汉。”陆婉说道。 Fang Yan relaxes, said: That is good. Without the bystander hears, cannot pass to the ear of Ye Wenrou.” 方炎松了口气,说道:“那就好。没有外人听到,就传不到叶温柔的耳朵里。” Lu Wan sneers again and again, said: Yingxiong / hero Haohan / hero and Ye Wenrou deliver you to come back together. Where on that day Wenrou (Gentle) also drank in Qingdi. You hugged others saying that this talk under the influence of liquor- can you always do not do the matter that this handled?” 陆婉冷笑连连,说道:“英雄好汉叶温柔一起送你回来的。那一天温柔也在轻敌哪儿喝酒。你搂着别人说这种酒话-你能不能不要总干这种自己作死的事情?” „-” “-” Fang Yan only thought that the keel on the back grows is cold, an intermittent lingering fear, said at heart: Ye Wenrou- what did she say?” 方炎只觉得脊背生寒,心里一阵阵的后怕,说道:“叶温柔-她说了什么吗?” What do you want to make her say?” “你想让她说什么?” With her character, what should not say?” “以她的性格,应该什么都不会说吧?” That is natural. She turned around to walk. Has not greeted with us.” Lu Wan said. „After is waited till your leg well, asks a reason you to give to hit one-” “那是当然。她转身就走了。都没和我们打招呼。”陆婉说道。“就是等到你腿好了之后,又找了个理由把你给打了一顿-” I thought.” Fang Yan strikes with force the thigh, saying of being angry: I think that- that time contended in martial arts she to discount my leg, I lay down for thirty days to heal from a wound on the bed, afterward really could not lie down, made Ye Fengsheng Li Xiaotian they to go to the back side of the mountain to bake secretly. We roasted a chicken, obviously is a pheasant, she said that chicken is their family/home walks to lose- I tell her saying that this is a pheasant, possibly is not their family/home loses. Moreover, chicken that even if their family/home throws, that is still Li Xiaotian they steal-, because my leg was injured, I am a wounded person, is only responsible for eating has not begun to seize the chicken. Finally she hit me-” “我想起来了。”方炎猛拍大腿,生气的说道:“我想起来了-那次比武她把我的腿打折了,我在床上躺了三十几天养伤,后来实在躺不住了,就偷偷约了叶风声李小天他们去后山烧烤。我们烤了一只鸡,明明是一只野鸡,她偏偏说那只鸡是她们家走丢的-我告诉她说这是一只野鸡,不可能是她们家丢的。而且,就算是她们家丢的鸡,那也是李小天他们偷来的-因为我的腿受伤了,我是伤员,只负责吃根本就没有动手捉鸡。结果她还是把我打了一顿-” Therefore after Li Xiaotian they lift you, I give you wrap up the apply medication externally the time, although thought that you are very pitiful, thought that you get what one deserves- can say a girl? A girl is willing to have a child to you, that is the big good fortune and good fortune, what but also there is to wrong the hatred unable to untie? Can retaliate others with such way?” “所以李小天他们把你抬回来之后,我给你包扎擦药的时候虽然觉得你挺可怜的,也觉得你这是活该-能这么说一个女孩子吗?一个女孩子愿意给你生孩子,那是多大的福气和造化,还有什么冤屈仇恨解不开的?能用这样的方式报复别人?” „-” Fang Yan full sweat. Mom was your today / at present this? Is drunk words that said- can that keep a promise?” “-”方炎满头汗水。“老妈今天这是怎么了?喝醉了酒说出来的话-那能算数吗?” The twilight four gather, the chaotic snow flutters about. 暮色四合,乱雪纷飞。 In the entrance of yard, mother and son are facing outside that boundless boundless wilderness, was saying intimate friend words that only then they know. 在小院的门口,母亲和儿子面对着外面那无边的苍茫原野,说着只有他们知道的亲密知己话。 Bang! 啪! On the head of Fang Yan suffered. 方炎的脑袋上又挨了一记。 Lu Wan is pulling the ear of Fang Yan, said: Got drunk the saying words is not the words? Your men liked with being drunk this draw on saying that some irresponsible words, matter that made some not to take responsibility- I can, when you said was the drunken language, how did you make others Wenrou (Gentle) think? Others pure little misses, listening to you saying that she- hit you one to be light. Has not killed that you are Fang family kept a root to us. What do you have is not unsatisfied?” 陆婉扯着方炎的耳朵,说道:“喝醉了说出来的话就不是话了?你们男人就喜欢用喝醉酒这一招来说些不负责任的话,做一些不想负责任的事情-我可以当你说的是醉话,你让人家温柔怎么想?人家清清白白的小姑娘,听你这么说她-打你一顿是轻的。没把你打死那是给我们方家留了条根。你还有什么不满意的?” Mother, which one side you stand in?” Fang Yan indignant saying. How saying that I am also your biological son, how can you for the Ye Wenrou speech? She makes into such me, but also broke my leg, how many complaints I am drunk to voice- doesn't this permit? Does our family/home also say- speaks the law? Grumbles does not violate the law, hits the person to violate the law.” “妈,你到底是站在哪一边的啊?”方炎气愤的说道。“怎么说我也是你的亲儿子,你怎么能替叶温柔讲话?她把我打成那样,还把我的腿打断了,我喝醉了酒发几句牢骚而已-这也不允许啊?咱们家还讲不讲-讲不讲法律了?发牢骚又不犯法,打人可是犯法的。” Your this temper, only then your grandfather can tidy up you.” Lu Wan cannot struggle Fang Yan, sneers was saying. “你这个性子,也只有你爷爷能够收拾的了你。”陆婉争不过方炎,冷笑着说道。 Grandfather-” Fang Yan also has the feeling that the danger raided. After looking like he hears himself to be drunk, is in front of Ye Wenrou to scold her- did not scold, but resolved to say, must marry her to be the wife to make her have the son to oneself, compared with hearing that matter must danger. What did he make?” “爷爷-”方炎又有了危险袭来的感觉。就像是他听到自己喝醉了酒之后当着叶温柔的面骂她-也不是骂,只是立志说以后要娶她做媳妇让她给自己生儿子,比听到那件事情还要更加的危险。“他又做了什么?” Your grandfather heard after this matter, a person drank two jin (0.5 kg) white liquor. After getting drunk, shouted loudly own grandson had prospects-” “你爷爷听说这件事情之后,一个人喝了两斤烧刀子。喝醉了之后还大喊大叫说自己的孙子有出息-” You looked, the grandfather he also stands me, explained I do right.” Fang Yan said. “你看,爷爷他老人家也站在我这边,说明我做的没错。”方炎说道。 That was natural. After your grandfather is drunk, went to Ye family, discusses marriage to Ye family, said that must make them marry you to be wife Ye Wenrou-” Lu Wan is really unable to continue watching son that complacent countenance, the language is not astonishing vows continuous saying. “那是当然了。你爷爷酒醉之后就去了叶家,向叶家提亲,说要让他们把叶温柔嫁给你做媳妇-”陆婉实在看不下去儿子那幅得意洋洋的嘴脸,语不惊人誓不休的说道。 OVO! OVO! Fang Yan these time was really ignorant. 方炎这一次是真的懵了。 Not was only ignorant, but also by this news scaring- 不仅仅懵了,而且还被这个消息给吓坏了- Grandfather, does he run up to Ye family whereabouts Ye family to discuss marriage unexpectedly? Hopes Ye family most treasure Ye Wenrou that attaches great importance to most cherishing marries itself them? 爷爷,他竟然跑到叶家去向叶家提亲?希望叶家把他们最重视最爱护的宝贝叶温柔嫁给自己? Grandfather, he- how can make such matter? 爷爷,他-怎么能做出这样的事情? Got it, all understood. 明白了,一切都明白了。 No wonder afterward the relations of Ye and Fang Families were worse, no wonder Ye Wenrou, in the following martial arts contest compares notes to oneself- almost hits. 难怪后来叶方两家的关系更加恶劣,难怪叶温柔在接下来的比武切磋中对自己-几乎是往死里打啊。 No wonder- 难怪- Fang Yan remembered another matter. At that time he with the summit of Japanese sword god Shiba Hyobu decisive battle One Sword Peak, Ye Wenrou also arrived to watch. In own life critically temporarily in the disadvantaged situation, Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan cannot endure patiently to clash the help, finally actually by Ye Wenrou intercepting- according to Fang Yingxiong, the way of Young Lady Ye interception is not very polite. 方炎又想起了另外一件事情。当时他和东洋剑神千叶兵部决战一剑峰之巅,叶温柔也到场观看。在自己生命危急暂时处于劣势的情况下,方英雄方好汉忍耐不住想要冲上来帮忙,结果却被叶温柔给拦截下来-据方英雄说,叶小姐拦截的方式很不礼貌。 Ye Wenrou shouted a few words at that time, meant probably he died in battle, I challenge. I died in battle, the old drunkard challenges. Our Fang family expert died certainly, other China heroes challenged. It is not one's turn you dead. 叶温柔当时喊了一句话,大概的意思是说他战死了,我去挑战。我战死了,老酒鬼去挑战。我们方家的高手死绝了,还有其它的华夏英杰去挑战。轮不到你们去死。 After the war ended, Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan repeated then scene to the Fang Yan hear, and with Fang Yan pondered that this issue- mainly Fang Yan think that two idiots are squatting a I also very appearance diligently in side. 大战结束之后,方英雄方好汉把当时的场景复述给方炎听,并且和方炎一起思考这个问题-主要还是方炎自己想,那两个白痴在旁边蹲着一幅我也很努力的模样。 Ye Wenrou said that what meaning these words are? 叶温柔说这句话到底是什么意思? What is called our Fang family expert dead certainly? 什么叫做我们方家的高手死绝了? She used one we, represented itself her also to regard the Fang family person? 她用了一个‘我们’,代表着她把自己也当成了方家人? Said, this is only the temporary slip in speech, was actually they want- 还是说,这只是一时的口误而已,其实是他们想多了- Naturally, Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan expressed many to Ye Wenrou that words is unsatisfied. And what most makes their indignant is one is is not one's turn you dead’. 当然,方英雄方好汉叶温柔的那一番话表达了诸多的不满意。其中最让他们气愤的是一句是‘轮不到你们去死’。 What is this? Are we Fang family expert are also good? Why to make us die? We are bent on having dies to die the matter the time dies to be all right dies to die dies dies daily- 这是什么意思?我们也是方家的高手好不好?凭什么不让我们去死?我们偏要死就要死有事的时候死没事的时候死想死就死天天死- The Fang Yan delay quite a while, looks that mother Lu Wan that delicate and pretty maintains the excellent prettiness solemnly, said: How did Ye family answer?” 方炎呆滞半天,看着母亲陆婉那张清秀端庄保养极好的俏丽,说道:“叶家是怎么答复的?” Lu Wan sighed gently, said: At that time Ye family three tiger temperament most irritable second child leaf Daoxian also at home- he said that only if the waterfall on green mountain flows backwards the river water of Shizi River not icing up toad to eat heaven goosemeat in the winter- they will agree that marries you Ye Wenrou.” 陆婉轻轻叹息,说道:“当时叶家三虎脾气最火爆的老二叶道弦也在家里-他说除非青山上的瀑布倒流石子河的河水冬天不结冰癞蛤蟆能够吃上天鹅肉-他们才会同意把叶温柔嫁给你。”
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