Chapter 5 and teacher fight study the tyrant, who wins who spoke! 第五章、老师战学霸,谁赢谁说话！ You cannot bully me, I had just been bullied. 你们不能欺负我,我才刚刚被欺负过。 The reason of what nonsense is this? 这算是什么狗屁的理由？ Classroom quietly flash, then students on restless had the vigor. 教室安静了一刹那,然后学生们就闹腾的更加起劲儿了。 „Teacher, do you moe your mother to know?” “老师,你这么萌你妈知道吗？” „Originally had been bullied just, is who is ridding the people of an evil?” “原来刚刚被人欺负过,是谁在为民除害啊？” „, He is really the Goddess invites teases our happy monkeys. Teacher Fang, will you turn a somersault? Turns a somersault to us.” “哇哈哈,他果然是观世音请来逗我们开心的猴子。方老师,你会翻跟头吗？给我们翻个跟头吧。” ----------- ----------- Fang Yan is not mad does not get angry, stands on the platform looks with a laugh the students under stage clamored noisily to him taunt the attack. 方炎不气不怒,站在讲台上笑呵呵地看着台下的学生们吵闹喧哗对他挖苦打击。 , The students discovered gradually the situation is not right. 渐渐的,学生们发现情况不对劲儿了。 tranquil is the omen of storm gather, this fellow smiles is so dreadful, a confident appearance, definitely has to kill not to cause in a big way, the somewhat intelligent fellow shut up tactfully. 宁静是暴风雨来临的前兆,这家伙笑的这么猥琐,一幅胸有成竹的模样,肯定是有大杀器没有使出来,有些聪明的家伙知趣的闭嘴了。 Two three -------- 一个两个三个-------- The silent person are getting more and more, classroom also more and more quietly. 沉默的人越来越多,教室也越来越安静。 „Why are you my teacher?” A towering sound resounds from the back row. “你凭什么做我的老师？”一个突兀的声音自后排响起。 The students turned around to look at the past, what saw to stand after was that wears deep eyeglasses to hold the strong man who stitch binding this «Twenty-Four Histories» studied all day, in the eye had the exciting color. 学生们转身看过去,见到站起来的是那个戴着幅深度眼镜整天捧着线装本《二十四史》研究的猛男后,眼里都有了兴奋的色彩。 Had the good play to look! 有好戏看了！ Huang Haoran is a smart person, but he has not actually followed same other students remains silent. 黄浩然是个聪明人,但是他却并没有跟着其它的学生一样保持沉默。 Some bidding goodbye people did not say, him. Some matter others do not do, he does. 有些话别人不说,他来说。有些事情别人不做,他来做。 The Huang Haoran father is the 《China Metropolis Newspaper》 reporter, mother is the professor, the strict sense, their family/home is also the scholar gate younger brother. 黄浩然的父亲是《华夏都市报》的记者,母亲是大学教授,严格意义上来讲,他们家也属于书香门弟。 The Huang Haoran language standard is good, the writing foundation of basic skills is outstanding, when tests the language result is all personnel first, just entered the Vermillion Bird high school to be appointed as the class 9 interim language class representative. 黄浩然的语文水平非常好,文字功底优秀,因为中考时的语文成绩是全班第一,刚刚进入朱雀高中就被任命为九班的临时语文课代表。 His ideal is the future becomes a reporter who exposes the evil of the age, therefore, he seems like the sponge same deriving knowledge and nutrition now. 他的理想是将来成为一名揭露时弊的记者,所以,他现在像是海绵一样的汲取知识和营养。 But, does the school send such a language teacher to them? 可是,学校就给他们派来这样一位语文老师？ „Did this schoolmate, what you say a moment ago? I have not listened clearly.” Fang Yan looks at Huang Haoran, makes noise to ask. “这位同学,你刚才说什么？我没有听清楚。”方炎看着黄浩然,出声问道。 „I said why you are my teacher?” Huang Haoran looks straight ahead the Fang Yan look, does not give way to traffic. “我说,你凭什么做我的老师？”黄浩然直视方炎的眼神,豪不避让。 Fang Yan narrowed the eye to smile. 方炎眯着眼睛笑了起来。 He only asked why Fang Yan is ‚me’ the teacher rather than ‚us’ teacher , indicating that he is a quite proud fellow. 他只问方炎凭什么做‘我’的老师而不是做‘我们’的老师,足见他是一个相当骄傲的家伙。 In his eyes, other students do not coordinate him to place on a par. 在他眼里,其它的学生是不配和他相提并论的。 Fang Yan produced actually some curiously to him, he wants to know that what freak this ‚lets the person is not free from worry’ some class 9. 方炎倒是对他产生了一些好奇,他想知道这个‘让人不省心’的九班到底都有些什么样的怪胎。 „Am I very curious, what standard am your teacher to need?” Fang Yan asked. “我很好奇,做你的老师需要什么标准？”方炎问道。 Huang Haoran hand «Twenty-Four Histories» in closes, the clear and resonant voice said: „My teacher is learned, hears the strong memory broadly, histories in form of biographies ripe in heart, the unofficial history reflects its shape. The society experiences richly, ideological thought understanding. Such talent with being my teacher.” 黄浩然把手里的《二十四史》合上,朗声说道:“我的老师要博古通今,广闻强记,正史熟于心,野史鉴其形。社会经历丰富,思想念头通达。这样的人才配做我的老师。” Eye of Huang Haoran very bad stares at Fang Yan, the ridicule was saying: „What can you?” 黄浩然的眼睛很是不善的盯着方炎,讥讽地说道:“你会什么？” Provocation! 挑衅！ ** Bare provocation! **裸的挑衅！ In the eyes of many student has the flame to glitter, the corners of the mouth of more person are twitching. 不少学生的眼里有火苗在闪烁,更多人的嘴角在抽动。 Fun, was really fun. 好玩,真是太好玩了。 They are very curious, how want to take a look at this baby teacher to respond to the challenge of Huang Haoran. 他们心里很好奇,想要看看这个娃娃老师怎么应对黄浩然的挑战。 If his today / at present cannot give a satisfactory answer, if he cannot depress the rampant arrogance of Huang Haoran this super study tyrant , later he is very difficult to base in this class again. 如果他今天不能给出一个满意的答案,如果他不能压下黄浩然这种超级学霸的嚣张气焰,那么,以后他就很难再在这个班级里面立足。 Even teacher who the students do not handle, who will also be inspired his paying attention to? 连学生都搞不定的老师,谁还会把他放在眼里心存敬畏？ Fang Yan sighed gently, after the look took a fast look around the audience, infinite sigh with emotion saying: „At this moment, I did not have the means to conceal again ----- Always, I am a very low-key man. How had words to say is coming? The bird who moves first will be the one that gets shot. I am not a person who likes showing off.” 方炎轻轻叹息,眼神扫视全场后,无限感慨的说道:“事到如今,我也没办法再隐瞒下去了-----一直以来,我都是个很低调的男人。有句话是怎么说的来着？枪打出头鸟。我不是一个喜欢出风头的人。” „But, since you insist on wanting an answer, moreover among the teachers and students should have the harmonious enviornment of honest exchange, therefore I decided that confessed to you -------” “但是,既然你们执意想要一个答案,而且师生之间应该有着坦诚交流的和谐环境,所以我决定向你们坦白-------” Holding breath static air/Qi, everyone is anticipating. 屏声静气,所有人都在期待着。 Fang Yan stiff back, body straight standing on platform, the look is profound, the straight eyebrows slanting upwards and outwards fly upwards, saying one word at a time: „Learned, hears the strong memory broadly, histories in form of biographies ripe in heart, the unofficial history reflects its shape. The society experiences richly, ideological thought understanding. I ------- Is the teacher who you want.” 方炎挺直脊梁,身体笔直的站在讲台上,眼神深邃,剑眉飞扬,一字一顿的说道:“博古通今,广闻强记,正史熟于心,野史鉴其形。社会经历丰富,思想念头通达。我-------就是你们想要的这种老师。” „------------” “------------” Silent. 沉默。 Dies the general silence. 死一般的沉默。 What answer is this? 这是什么答案？ Is this answer? 这是答案吗？ Isn't this too concerned about face? How does he feel all right to say such words? 这太不要脸了吧？他怎么好意思说出这样的话？ Pū ------- 扑哧------- Some people cannot bear smile the sound. 有人忍不住笑出声音。 „Sorry, I am not intentionally.” complexion of young fatty suppresses red, beckons with the hand again and again the apology. “对不起对不起,我不是故意的。”一个小胖子的脸色憋得通红,连连摆手道歉。 This laughter as if cipher, after others gawked for several seconds, all followed to smile. 这笑声仿佛一个暗号,其它人愣了几秒后,也全都跟着笑了起来。 „Teacher Fang, do not do well well? I discovered that I somewhat liked you.” “方老师,你不要这么搞好不好？我发现我都有些喜欢上你了。” „Teacher Fang, don't teach the language, teach us to speak the joke?” “方老师,你别教语文了,来教我们讲笑话吧？” „Really is too not really concerned about face ------” “真真是太不要脸了------” ------------- ------------- The Huang Haoran expression is embarrassed. Incapacity incompetently unfortunately conceited, such teacher ------- His thorough was disappointed. 黄浩然的表情难堪之极。无才无能偏又狂妄自大,这样的老师-------他彻底的失望了。 ------ 啪啪------ Fang Yan is rapping the desktop with the eraser, shouts loudly: „quietly. quietly. Everyone, is attending class seriously -------” 方炎用板擦敲击着桌面,大声喊道:“安静。安静。大家严肃点,正在上课呢-------” Therefore, everyone smiles was more cheerful. 于是,大家笑的更加欢快了。 This buddy was too funny! 这哥们太逗了！ Fang Yan also grinned to smile, said: „Don't you believe?” 方炎也咧嘴笑了起来,说道:“你们都不相信？” „Does not believe.” Student replying of one voice. “不信。”众学生异口同声的答道。 „How can make you believe?” “怎么样才能让你们相信？” „I asked your three questions, so long as you can respond, even if you passed.” Huang Haoran makes noise to say. „You could rest assured that I will not intentionally make things hard for somebody you. If you do not feel fairly, can ask my three questions.” “我问你三个问题,只要你能答对了,就算你过关。”黄浩然出声说道。“你放心,我不会故意刁难你。如果你觉得不公平的话,也可以问我三个问题。” „Does the range of test only limit in the high school language knowledge?” “考试的范围是不是仅限在高中语文知识？” Huang Haoran sneers, said: „Do you only meet the high school language knowledge?” 黄浩然冷笑,说道:“你只会高中语文知识？” „I am feared I set the topic the content surpasses the high school language knowledge, you said that I cheat.” Fang Yan said. “我是怕我出题的时候内容超出高中语文知识,你说我作弊。”方炎说道。 „That starts.” Huang Haoran cold snort/hum: „Clock drum except for taking musical instrument, ancient times also referred to the time, when does the drum refer to?” “那就开始吧。”黄浩然冷哼一声:“钟鼓除了作为乐器,古时候也指时间,鼓指的是什么时间？” „At night.” Fang Yan not hesitant replying. “黑夜。”方炎豪不犹豫的答道。 Fang Yan can respond this problem, Huang Haoran does not feel the accident/surprise. This is the general knowledge topic, if browses to be broader, such issue does not have the difficulty to many. 方炎能够答对这道题,黄浩然也并不觉得意外。这是常识题,如果涉猎广一些的话,这样的问题对很多人来说都没有难度。 „Does the swan goose that we often said which story pass on the book from historically?” “我们常说的鸿雁传书源自历史上哪一个故事？” Fang Yan looks to the students, asked: „Do you know the answer?” 方炎看向学生们,问道:“你们知道答案吗？” „Does not know. Knows that did not say -------” “不知道。知道也不说-------” „Teacher, others replied does not calculate, must be even if you lost --------” “老师,别人回答的不算,要算就算你输了--------” „Cheating, this is cheats --------” “作弊,这是作弊--------” Fang Yan smiles, said: „I asked that you do know the answer ------- Wants in the situation that in you do not know said the answer. This can appear me compared with you, has the qualifications to have the capital to become your teachers.” 方炎笑,说道:“我问你们知不知道答案-------只是想在你们都不知道的情况下说出答案。这样才能显出我比你们强,有资格有资本成为你们的老师。” Fang Yan looks to Huang Haoran, said: „These words stem from " Su Wu Tending sheep » story. «Book of Han» 54 volumes, several months, Emperor Zhao succeed the throne. For several years, nomadic people and man (Han) and kissing/betrothal. Sought the military, the nomadic people crafty word military dead. Eastern Han Dynasty caused to turn round to nomadic people, often/common Hui invites his defender with all, resulted in the night to see the man (Han) to enable, to have from Chen say/way. Teaches the envoy to say Chanyu, said the emperor to shoot in Shanglin, resulted in the wild goose, had fully is the silk book, said the military in some Ze. After Chanyu listens, only then makes Su Wu return to homeland. Afterward, people the person who used the swan goose analogy correspondence and transmits the correspondence.” 方炎看向黄浩然,说道:“这句话出自《苏武牧羊》的故事。《汉书》五十四卷,数月,昭帝即位。数年,匈奴与汉和亲。汉求武等,匈奴诡言武死。后汉使复至匈奴,常惠请其守者与俱,得夜见汉使,具自陈道。教使者谓单于,言天子射上林中,得雁,足有系帛书,言武等在某泽中。单于听后,只有让苏武回国。后来,人们就用鸿雁比喻书信和传递书信的人。” The Huang Haoran expression changes countenance, can say «Swan goose To pass on the Book» literary reference source is not the too big difficult problem, but, can a «Book of Han» inside original words character motionless carries this is not easy. 黄浩然的表情动容,能够说出《鸿雁传书》的典故出处不是太大的难题,但是,能够把《汉书》里面的原话一字不动的背下来这就非常的不容易了。 Huang Haoran confessed oneself have also read many ancient books, some literary references can say his occurrence background and general story, but he does not have the means to recite the original text to Fang Yan this forcefully. 黄浩然自认自己也读过不少古书,有些典故能够说出他的发生背景和大概故事,但是他没办法向方炎这样强行把原文背诵。 „This answer is right? Who knows?” “这个答案对不对？谁知道？” „Real false? Was this too also fierce?” “真的假的？这也太厉害了吧？” „Who has «Book of Han», quick ------- Without «Book of Han» you uses the cell phone. Had not heard that in the matter did not ask definitely the hundred degrees celsius foreign affairs did not ask definitely the Google sexual intercourse didn't ask horizon these words definitely?” “谁有《汉书》,快查查-------没《汉书》你就用手机啊。没听说内事不决问百度外事不决问谷歌房事不决问天涯这句话吗？” ---------- ---------- „Answer is correct.” Huang Haoran sound heavy saying. „Last problem.” “答案是正确的。”黄浩然声音沉重的说道。“还有最后一道题。” ( PS: What to do was given by you went bad with emotion!!!) (PS:被你们给感动坏了怎么办啊！！！)