Although the females also feel very blurry about the Xu Que's words, what entertainment world and stage name and so on, they did not understand from the start is what meaning. 尽管众女对徐缺的话还感到很迷糊,什么演艺圈以及艺名之类的,她们压根不理解是什么意思。 But Xu Que launched his shooting plan! 但徐缺还是展开了他的拍片计划！ While is all right to do in Fire Yuan Country these days, he spent less than day of time, fiddles with a other planes script from System Shop, reorganizes. 趁着在火元国这段时间没什么事干,他花了不到一天时间,就从系统商城里捣鼓出一个其他位面的剧本,加以改编。 That night, this goods began shooting! 当天晚上,这货就开拍了！ In the imperial palace held a big banquet again. 皇宫里再次举办了一次大宴席。 Under the radiant star light, in the white marble square outside imperial palace main hall, arranged the number opening table, in palace innumerable high officials as well as generals, comes to feast! 璀璨星光下,皇宫大殿外的汉白玉广场上,布置了数张大桌,宫里无数大官以及将军,都前来赴宴！ Two giant tops arrange temporarily, a Xu Que long gown, clothes sleeve is floating, the hand grasps a kitchen knife to fry the shovel, lost/carrying behind. 两个巨大的灶台临时布置,徐缺一袭长袍,衣袂飘飘,手握一菜刀一炒铲,负在身后。 Everyone's vision focuses on him, in the air that only surpasses the high-definition pixel cellphone, is synchronizing various bird's-eye shot mode! 所有人的目光都聚焦在他身上,空中那只超高清像素的手机,也同步着各种俯拍模式！ „hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” At this time, the grating laughter resounded together, cuts the horizon. 这时,一道刺耳的笑声响起,划破天际。 Following close on, Er Gou'zi is making a dazzling entrance, throws over a red cloak, the lower part of the body is wrapping a white diaper, very show air/Qi. 紧跟着,二狗子闪亮登场,披着一条红色披风,下身包着一块白色尿布,十分骚气。 It stands under the moonlight, points at Xu Que to shout: „Heaven Exploding Faction Food God, this God Venerable is going to decide the victory and defeat with you today!” 它站在月光之下,指着徐缺喝道:“炸天帮食神,今天本神尊将要与你决出胜负！” Audience people immediately resounds sound in an uproar, a face is blurry. 全场众人顿时响起哗然声,一脸迷糊。 The Xu Que actually corners of the mouth raise slightly, said indifferently: „Good, do you want compared with what?” 徐缺却嘴角微微一扬,淡然道:“好,你想比什么？” „The this God Venerable cook is matchless, smelly tofu aspires to seize the world, today you put out a dish casually, if can exceed this God Venerable, this God Venerable civilian clothes you!” Er Gou'zi coldly snorted and said. “本神尊的厨艺举世无敌,一手臭豆腐问鼎天下,今天你随便拿出一道菜,要是能胜过本神尊,本神尊便服你！”二狗子冷声哼道。 „That comes!” Xu Que should say lightly, turns around to go toward the top. “那就来吧！”徐缺淡淡应道,转身朝灶台而去。 Er Gou'zi also turns into a shadow, plunders suddenly. 二狗子也化成一道黑影,骤然掠去。 The next quarter, only listens to „bang”, Xu Que and Er Gou'zi each one causes a pill furnace baseless, direct on top! 下一刻,只听“砰”的一声,徐缺与二狗子各自凭空弄出一个丹炉,直接架在了灶台上！ The audience people are all bewildered. 全场众人皆一脸茫然。 What situation is this? 什么情况啊这是？ Doesn't reach an agreement to hold the banquet? 不是说好要办宴席么？ How to do the pill furnace to come out? 怎么搞个丹炉出来了？ Moreover puts together the cook, has hair relations with pill furnace? 而且拼厨艺,跟丹炉有毛关系啊？ ...... …… Only has Lady Ya and Su Ling'er several people of that table, actually throughout wear a look of happy expression, vision curious looks at Xu Que. 唯有雅夫人与苏灵儿几人那一桌,却始终面带笑意,目光好奇的看着徐缺。 „Sometimes really cannot comprehend him to make anything, but always is so interesting!” Su Ling'er said in a soft voice. “有时候真搞不懂他在做些什么,但却总是那么有趣！”苏灵儿轻声说道。 Su Yunlan slight nod: „Today he says must make a movie, developed with Er Gou'zi back and forth several times, said that quick must become the big star, really makes one touch is airtight he!” 苏云岚微微点头:“今天他说要拍什么戏,就与二狗子来回演了好几次,又说很快就要成为大明星了,真是让人摸不透他！” „But is because on him this ascertaining airtight mysticalness and interest, are swoonsome! Did two younger sisters, you say?” The Lady Ya coquettish look winks lightly, is full of saying with a smile of profound meaning. “可就是因为他身上这种捉摸不透的神秘与趣味,才让人着迷！两位妹妹,你们说是吗？”雅夫人媚眼轻眨,饶有深意的笑道。 Su Ling'er and Su Yunlan immediately cheeks another red, although for these years lived in the imperial palace, among three people had a tacit understanding, clear related with Xu Que's, but has never exposed. 苏灵儿与苏云岚顿时脸颊又一红,这几年虽然都在皇宫生活,三人之间都心照不宣,都清楚与徐缺的关系,但从未点破过。 Now Lady Ya says like this, pouring lets Su Ling'er and Su Yunlan is somewhat caught off guard! 如今雅夫人这样说出来,倒让苏灵儿与苏云岚有些措手不及！ Naturally, is Xu Que is acting in a play with Er Gou'zi luckily now with single-hearted devotion, otherwise sees their, it is estimated that must be wild with joy, loudly shouted must change a bed! 当然,也幸亏是徐缺现在正专心与二狗子在演戏,不然看到她们这样,估计得欣喜若狂,大呼要换一张大床了！ Bang! 轰！ At this time, sees only the Xu Que big hand to wield, the palm curls up giant hot wave suddenly, transforms the big dragon, shoots up to the sky, swam around the people sky over, breaks in the top suddenly! 此时,只见徐缺大手一挥,掌心猛然卷起一道巨大的火浪,幻化成巨龙,冲天而起,绕着众人上空游了一圈,猛然冲入灶台中！ Bang! 砰！ Almost meanwhile, Er Gou'zi also decent wields the dog claw, is pinching a fire dragon symbol, causes a blue fire dragon, lights the top! 几乎同时,二狗子也有模有样的挥起狗爪,掐着一张火龙符,弄出一条蓝色火龙,将灶台点燃！ a person and a dog, only selects the beginning of furnace, is with overpowering momentum, looks very fierce. 一人一狗,单是点炉的开场,就已经气势磅礴,看上去十分厉害。 May the presence people be cultivator(s), the expert looks at the expert, in the heart have several. 可在场众人都是修士,行家看行家,心中都有数。 Isn't has a furnace? 不就是起个炉吗？ It is necessary to make such empty boasting? 有必要弄这么浮夸吗？ Ordinary fire element True Essence hit to solve together, unexpectedly must use such powerful Magic Art, even the fire dragon symbol used, what did? 一道普通的火行真元打出来就解决了,居然要用这么强悍的法诀,甚至连火龙符都用上了,搞什么呀？ Meanwhile, Xu Que separates spatial palm racket to pill furnace, „bang”, the furnace lid flies instantaneously. 与此同时,徐缺隔空一掌拍向丹炉,“砰”的一声,炉盖瞬间飞起。 Xu Que transforms several arm phantom, takes out various types of food baseless, is following close on the fierce combat, several, all food all fall into pill furnace, seems like dazzles very cool. 徐缺幻化出数只手臂虚影,凭空取出各种食材,紧跟着刀光剑影,唰唰几下,所有食材皆落入丹炉中,看上去十分炫酷。 The people look again dumbfoundedly. 众人再次看得目瞪口呆。 „Actually this...... does this want to make what?” “这……这究竟是想做什么？” „Cuts a food, unexpectedly with 13 different blade art as well as sword art!” “切个食材,居然用出了十三种不同的刀诀以及剑诀！” „My Heavens! The Heaven Exploding Faction's Supreme Talent(s) conduct is really out of the ordinary!” “我的天啊！炸天帮的天骄行事果然非同凡响！” Some people said startled. 有人愕然说道。 „Gets up!” At this time, Er Gou'zi loudly shouted, flew from the ground, pulled out one package of smelly tofu, crash-bang toward pill furnace but in actually. “起！”这时,二狗子则大喝一声,从地上飞了起来,掏出一包臭豆腐,哗啦啦就往丹炉里倒。 Afterward causes long chopsticks, from the sky mixes. 随后弄出一双长筷子,就在空中搅动起来。 At once, a person and a dog has seemed like compared with the acrobatics, no longer puts together the cook! 一时之间,一人一狗已经像是在比杂技,不再是拼厨艺了！ After the moment, in the Xu Que eye pupils passed over gently and swiftly the splendor glow, the big hand wields together, the body gushes out piece of boundless True Essence Strength instantaneously. 片刻后,徐缺眼眸间掠过一道辉芒,大手一挥,身上瞬间涌出一片磅礴的真元力。 Bang! 轰隆！ The trim vault of heaven was covered by his True Essence Strength, the jet black dim light of night all of a sudden becomes bright. 整片天穹被他的真元力覆盖,漆黑的夜色一下子变得明亮起来。 Terrifying True Essence from the sky transforms nine big dragons, lifelike, triggers deafening roaring! 恐怖的真元在空中幻化成九条巨龙,栩栩如生,引发震耳欲聋的咆哮！ „Seizes the world good fortune, directs Nine Heavens Divine Dragon, falls to me!” “夺天地造化,引九天神龙,给我落！” The Xu Que sinking sound drinks greatly, the palm proceeds to push suddenly! 徐缺沉声大喝,手掌猛然往前一推！ The big dragon of bang, nine True Essence Strength turn into, drops from the clouds instantaneously, pours into pill furnace. 轰的一声,九条真元力化成的巨龙,瞬间从天而降,灌入丹炉。 Bang! 砰！ pill furnace was blasted open instantaneously, following close on, is blooming the dazzling splendor glow. 丹炉瞬间被炸裂开来,紧跟着,绽放出刺眼的辉芒。 The audience people all could not bear narrow the eye, went all out to look at the past, a dreariness, in abundance dull is later in-situ. 全场众人皆忍不住眯起了眼睛,拼命望过去,随后一片沉寂,纷纷呆愣在原地。 Almost meanwhile, Xu Que that only cellphone also flew, that ray of light in furnace to pill came characteristics. 几乎同时,徐缺那只手机也飞了过去,给丹炉中的那道光来了个特色。 In the splendor glow, is one steams the meat unexpectedly, in the plate that sliced meat thin as cicada wings, occupies dragon shape, is sending out a white light, is radiant just like the star glow, just like dragon scale! 辉芒之中,竟是一盘蒸肉,盘中那一块块肉片薄如蝉翼,盘踞成龙形,散发着点点白光,宛若星芒璀璨,犹如龙鳞！ „Whish!” “哗！” Shortly, the audience in an uproar. 顷刻间,全场为之哗然。 Even if people meet again|goodbye is knowledgeable, has never seen the so beautiful food. 哪怕众人再见多识广,也从未见过这般美丽的菜肴。 This simply is an art! 这简直就是一种艺术！ „Hiss!” “嘶！” Er Gou'zi also changes countenance at the scene, the expression is very exaggerating, the shock said: „This...... is this possible? What vegetable/dish is this?” 二狗子也当场动容,表情很夸张,震惊道:“这……这怎么可能？这是什么菜？” Xu Que should say indifferently: „The world of Heaven Exploding Faction is brutal investigation of extremely invincible dragon arrogant Nine Heavens my feeling emotion!” 徐缺淡然应道:“炸天帮之天地无情我有情之究极无敌龙傲九天！” Er Gou'zi absent-minded, muttered: „Good, the world of good Heaven Exploding Faction to be brutal investigation of extremely invincible dragon arrogant Nine Heavens my feeling emotion, this God Venerable loses!” 二狗子失神,喃喃道:“好,好一个炸天帮之天地无情我有情之究极无敌龙傲九天,本神尊输了！” „Pū!” “噗！” Then, in the Er Gou'zi mouth spouts a wisp of blood, a face is dejected. 说完,二狗子口中喷出一缕鲜血,一脸颓然。 Its desolate trend top, lifts up smelly tofu in pill furnace, said to Xu Que submissively: „Was Heaven Exploding Faction Food God, this God Venerable admitted defeat worthily, said goodbye!” 它落寞的走向灶台,扛起自己丹炉里的臭豆腐,对徐缺拱手道:“不愧是炸天帮食神,本神尊认输了,告辞！” Then, its figure leaps, flies across the sky, vanishes without the shadow. 说完,它身形一跃,横空飞起,消失无影。 „, I am not in no mood to cook today again, powder!” “诸位,今天我没心情再煮菜,散了吧！” Xu Que said, both hands shoulder after behind, foot treads Yu's Step, across the sky on however, vanishes in the nighttime sky! 徐缺说完,双手背负在身后,脚踏禹步,横空而上,消失在夜空！ That only cellphone also pats one of the tonight's this empty boasting smoothly, followed Xu Que to depart. 那只手机也顺利拍完了今晚这浮夸的一幕,跟随徐缺离去。 The audience encircled one group of people ignorant, look at each other in dismay, is confused. 全场懵圈了一堆人,面面相觑,一头雾水。 Until after the moment, in the air hears together the pitiful yell sound! 直到片刻后,空中传来一道惨叫声！ „The Áo! boy you are mean, this God Venerable developed, do you also want to do?” Er Gou'zi is holding pot smelly tofu, runs away crazily. “嗷！小子你卑鄙,本神尊都演完了,你还想干什么？”二狗子抱着一锅臭豆腐,疯狂逃窜。 Xu Que is pursuing behind, broken scolded: „Develops your mother, I endured you to be very long, what performing skill your called, how in the afternoon to tell you? The expression must be distracted, that you special develop called the liver! Moreover you are blind several to spit blood, spits your younger sister! Who makes you add so many plays to oneself?” 徐缺在身后追赶,破骂道:“演你麻痹,我忍你很久了,你那叫什么演技,下午怎么跟你说的？表情要走心,你特么演的那叫走肝！而且你还瞎几把吐血,吐你妹啊！谁让你给自己加那么多戏的？” ...... …… In the evening, conclusion that the banquet has a strong beginning but a weak ending. 当晚,宴席就这么虎头蛇尾的结束了。 These generals and high officials, were hugging the mood of being filled with the anticipation comes, the result returns speechless. 那些将军与大官,原本抱着满心期待的心情而来,结果无语归去。 Xu Que considers only to make a movie, completely without paying attention to the feeling of figurant, pats to run. 徐缺只顾拍戏,完全没理会群众演员的感受,拍完就跑。 Next day, he grabs Er Gou'zi, developed the following actor's pay. 第二天,他又抓着二狗子,演了后续的戏份。 And Lady Ya and Su Ling'er, as well as Su Yunlan, including Su Xiaoqi, participated in the photography, took down their beautiful appearances and makings by Xu Que! 并且雅夫人与苏灵儿,以及苏云岚,包括苏小七,都参与了拍摄,被徐缺录下她们美丽的容颜与气质！ The following actor's pay, is about because Xu Que made the astonishing food, finally Er Gou'zi comes back to retaliate, Lady Ya and the others, all because this was killed by Er Gou'zi, then Xu Que also by the knocking down cliff, actually resulted in arrived secret manual in the cliff bottom, the self-torture the innumerable years, finally comes back to revenge. 后续的戏份,大致就是因为徐缺做出了惊人的菜肴,结果二狗子回来报复,雅夫人等人皆因此被二狗子所杀,然后徐缺还被打落山崖,却在崖底得到了一本秘籍,苦修了无数年,最后回来报仇。 Happen to records the last day of actor's pay time, the king heir apparent was apprehended by Imperial Guard. 正好录最后一天戏份的时候,王世子被禁卫们捉拿回来。 Therefore Xu Que changes to play temporarily, advances in the king heir apparent the play, making into is secret instigation of Er Gou'zi, finally uses innumerable magnificent Magic Art, king heir apparent suppress and kill! 于是徐缺临时改戏,把王世子也加进戏里,弄成是二狗子的幕后主使,最后又用无数华丽的法诀,将王世子镇杀！ The entire movie, Xu Que spent for three days, shoots completely. 整部电影,徐缺花了三天,就全部拍完。 On the same day, he shouted Er Gou'zi well satisfied, must go to the inn roof to place signal intensifier again a time, gave a try actually Old Cai did have to him the cellphone recharging phone bill. 当天,他心满意足喊上二狗子,要去客栈屋顶再布置一次信号增强器,试试看老蔡究竟有没有给他手机充值话费。 „What? Also come? Does not go, this God Venerable said that anything does not go!” Er Gou'zi rejected immediately, is not willing to go to work as the signal intensifier. “什么？又来？不去,本神尊说什么都不去！”二狗子当即就拒绝了,死活不肯去当信号增强器。 „Did not go even! I am not that type like forcing others' person!” Xu Que shakes the head. “不去就算了！我也不是那种喜欢强迫别人的人！”徐缺摇头。 Afterward, pulls out that to be thick and black item long stick from the crotch, circling is one knocks to Er Gou'zi behind, finally is dragging stupor past Er Gou'zi smoothly, on inn roof. 随后,就从胯下掏出那根又粗又黑的道具长棍,绕到二狗子身后就是一顿敲,最后才顺利拖着昏迷过去的二狗子,上了客栈屋顶。 If previous time is the same, his arrange four signal intensifiers, causes one pile of cans, finally put Er Gou'zi. 如上次一样,他布下了四个信号增强器,又弄出一堆易拉罐,最后才把二狗子放了上去。 The cellphone signal was received immediately, presents two standard weak signals. 手机信号立马被接收,出现两格微弱的信号。 Opening WeChat that Xu Que is wild with joy, turns on the Old Cai chat frame, oneself will take down „movie”, transmitted the past! 徐缺欣喜若狂的打开微信,打开老蔡的聊天框,将自己录下的“电影”,发送了过去！