„Old Cai was really credible, more than 20,000 phone bills, said that sufficient imitated!” “老蔡真是太靠谱了,两万多块话费,说充就充！” A Xu Que face is gratified, very happy sitting on the inn roof, looks that „movie” transmitted the past slowly. 徐缺一脸欣慰,美滋滋的坐在客栈屋顶上,看着那段“电影”慢慢发送过去。 However on the current speed, wants to send this „movie”, does not have the 4-5 day time, feared that is not possible to send. 不过就目前的网速来说,想发完这段“电影”,没个四五天时间,怕是不可能发完的。 This makes Xu Que a little worry, what matter must be dry, in this blind and other 4-5 days? 这让徐缺有点发愁,总不能什么事都不干,在这瞎等四五天吧？ Even if oneself comply, Er Gou'zi not necessarily is still willing to coordinate! 就算自己答应,二狗子也未必肯配合！ „Well, had the means!” “咦,有办法了！” Suddenly, Xu Que at present one bright, follows close on to call System Interface: „System, gives me to come ten grains of strong effect sleeping pills, wants chocolate-flavored, in addition grain of excrement taste!” 突然,徐缺眼前一亮,紧跟着唤出系统界面:“系统,给我来十粒强效安眠药,要巧克力味的,外加一粒屎味的！” Afterward he then takes a step to move toward Er Gou'zi, the sleeping pill will hand over to the mouth, said in a soft voice: „Er Gou'zi, come, eats delicious skillful to subdue|grams to you......” 随后他便迈步走向二狗子,将安眠药递至嘴边,轻声说道:“二狗子,来,给你吃好吃的巧克……” The words have not said, Er Gou'zi in stupor opens mouth subconsciously, like a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered clouds on 11 grains of strong effect sleeping pills Xu Que swallowing. 话没说完,昏迷中的二狗子下意识就张开嘴,风卷残云般将徐缺手上十一粒强效安眠药给吞了。 „I scratch! Probably fed too!” Xu Que immediately is startled. “我擦！好像喂太多了！”徐缺顿时一惊。 The strong effect sleeping pills of these System products, made an elephant rest sufficiently for more than ten days, Er Gou'zi this swallowed 11 all of a sudden, feared that can rest one year or so? 这些系统出品的强效安眠药,一颗就足以让一头大象睡上十几天了,二狗子这一下子吞了十一颗,怕是要睡个一年半载了吧？ „, Also good, avoid being annoying daily!” “啧啧啧,也好,省得天天烦人！” Xu Que smiles, places side cellphone Er Gou'zi, simultaneously in inn roof arrange Spirit Rank Array, turns around to depart again at once. 徐缺笑了笑,将手机放在二狗子身旁,同时再次在客栈屋顶布下了灵阶阵法,旋即转身离去。 One after another seven days, Xu Que in imperial palace life that is crazy gold/metal Zuizhi. 接连七天,徐缺在皇宫里过着迷金醉纸的生活。 Is all right two people resting palace runs in Lady Ya and Su Yunlan back and forth, occasionally must pull up Su Ling'er, finally must the chocolate eat to Lane Su Xiaoqi! 没事就在雅夫人与苏云岚两人的寝宫来回跑,偶尔还得去撩一下苏灵儿,最后还要给苏小七巧克力吃！ Until eighth day, he remembers the cellphone matter, returns to the inn roof. 直到第八天,他才想起手机的事情,又回到客栈屋顶。 Sure enough, Er Gou'zi still in whistling rests greatly, does not know that dreamed of anything, the saliva flows full place unexpectedly. 果不其然,二狗子还在呼呼大睡,也不知道梦见了什么,口水竟流满一地。 Xu Que speechless circles from its side, takes up cellphone to examine. 徐缺无语的从它身旁绕过去,拿起手机进行查看。 What make his stunned is, cellphone had lost the signal thoroughly, but can see that as before that „movie” was transmits successfully, because lost the signal, in WeChat has not received any reply. 让他愕然的是,手机已经彻底失去了信号,但依旧能看到那部“电影”是发送成功了,只是因为失去信号,微信里没有收到任何回复。 „What situation?” “什么情况？” Xu Que cannot help but frowns, properly speaking, since „movie” can transmit successfully, explained that the beforehand signal does not have the issue, definitely was the middle had anything. 徐缺不由得皱起眉头,按理来说,既然“电影”能发送成功,就说明之前信号是没问题的,肯定是中间发生了什么。 Well, wait/etc, signal! 咦,等等,信号！ Xu Que responded suddenly, turned head to look to Er Gou'zi, actually discovered that Er Gou'zi rested the posture has not changed, the foot is contacting the antenna as before. 徐缺突然反应过来,扭头看向二狗子,却发现二狗子睡姿没变,脚依旧接触着天线。 But the next quarter, Xu Que was scared. 但下一刻,徐缺就傻眼了。 Before four signal intensifiers that operated from growth big gift package, turned unexpectedly burned black. 之前从成长大礼包里开出来的四支信号增强器,有一支竟然变成焦黑了。 „Fuck, this...... this should your mother not burn out?” “我靠,这……这尼玛该不会是烧坏了吧？” Xu Que immediately stared wide-eyed, the busy picks that antenna, takes back in the System package, asked: „System, has a look at this signal intensifier quickly. I thought that can also rescue again!” 徐缺顿时瞪大了眼睛,紧忙将那支天线捡起来,收回系统包裹中,问道:“系统,快看看这支信号增强器。我觉得还能再抢救一下！” “Ding, after the examination, this Dao has damaged, is unable to be repaired! ” System fast response. “叮，经过检测,此道具已损坏,无法被修复！”系统快速回应。 „What ghost? This is not cheats, my movie sent, the box office does not know that unexpectedly on and lost contact with Earth? It is not good, you must compensate my signal intensifier again!” A Xu Que face goes wild. “什么鬼？这不是坑人嘛,我电影都发过去了,票房怎么样都不知道呢,居然就又跟地球失联了？不行,你得再赔我一个信号增强器！”徐缺一脸抓狂。 Obviously, his proposition, the nature was brutally rejected by System. 显然,他这种提议,自然被系统无情的拒绝了。 Xu Que is very annoyed, the box office naturally is not most important, now the key question is he own younger sisters are not related, loses contact with Earth directly, that bustled about all these, calculates that wasted the time? 徐缺很恼火,票房当然不是最重要的,现在关键问题是他连自己的妹妹都没联系到,就直接跟地球失联,那岂不是忙碌了这一切,都算白费功夫了？ „motherfucker Oh! aerobic!” “妈卖批哦！好气啊！” Xu Que entrained tightened the fist, the vision swept Xiangtian(towards the sky) arched! 徐缺拽紧了拳头,目光扫向天穹！ At present only remains two means. 眼下只剩两个办法了。 Either is hurries practice to promote, again with growth big gift package, or kills Great Ascension Stage powerhouse, obtains mysterious big gift package, starts out the signal intensifier from gift package. 要么就是赶紧修炼升级,再拿一个成长大礼包,或者去杀大乘期强者,得到神秘大礼包,从礼包里开出信号增强器。 Either continues acting cool, sufficiently collects Acting Cool Point(s) as soon as possible , to promote System to 10.0 editions, later gets so far as Breaking Space Symbol, returns to Earth directly. 要么就是继续装逼,尽快凑足装逼值,将系统升级到10.0版本,随后弄到破空符,直接回到地球。 However these two means that cannot easily achieve. 不过这两种办法,都不是能轻易做到的。 „It seems like cannot continue to ignore a proper occupation, was the time returns to Four Continents!” Xu Que hesitated the moment, receives cellphone with all signal intensifiers, lifts up to sleep soundly Er Gou'zi, turns around to plunder toward the imperial palace. “看来不能继续不务正业了,是时候回四大洲了！”徐缺沉吟了片刻,收起手机与所有信号增强器,扛起熟睡中的二狗子,转身又朝皇宫掠去。 ...... …… ...... …… But at this moment, on Earth! 而此刻,地球上！ The play of Director Old Cai has shot to finalize, and receives „movie that” arrived Xu Que sends in smoothly! 老蔡导演的戏已经拍完杀青,并且也顺利收到了徐缺发来的“电影”！ On the same day after looking, directly at home silly two days and two nights! 当天看完后,就直接在家里傻了两天两夜！ According to his specialized angle, this so-called „movie”, simply was the fighter aircraft in trash, the rotten piece king of rotten piece. 按照他专业的角度讲,这部所谓的“电影”,简直就是垃圾中的战斗机,烂片中的烂片之王。 The plot had complained weak, the key is the main character performing skill is very exaggerating, extremely acting cool. 剧情就已经无力吐槽了,关键是主角演技还很夸张,太过装逼。 But also two bright points, make him have to be scared. 可是也有两个亮点，让他不得不被吓傻。 „Such powerful special effect, that four attractive female main character, all places in this rotten piece in addition unexpectedly, simply is...... the shame of movie circle!” “这么强大的特效,加上那四个漂亮的女主角,居然全放在这种烂片里,简直是……电影界的耻辱啊！” Old Cai extremely goes wild, simultaneously in the heart also shocks! 老蔡万分抓狂,同时心中也震撼不已！ Entire piece special effect, moreover is such high-quality special effect, scene, when fighting these radiant dazzling Magic Art, lifelike, with, takes a broad view at the entire Earth simply, does not have any team can do. 全片特效,而且是这么高质量的特效,无论是场景,还是打斗时那些璀璨炫目的法诀,栩栩如生,简直跟真的一样,放眼整个地球,也没有任何团队做得出来呀。 Moreover that four female role, each is extraordinary, attractiveness index is invincible, sufficiently shocking world. 而且那四个女角色,每一个都气质非凡,颜值无敌,足以惊艳天下。 Old Cai does not dare to imagine, if this movie lets out, will cause the big turbulence in the circle, in brief the consequence is inconceivable! 老蔡已经不敢想象,这部电影如果放出去,会在圈子里引起多大的动荡,总之后果是难以想象的！ „, This fellow cannot relate in any case now, I use his name, helping him send a piece, so as to avoid one group of big shot do me when the time comes!” Finally, Old Cai clenches teeth, beats into the computer the movie, starts to conduct the editing. “罢了,反正这家伙现在也联系不上,我还是用他的名义,帮他发个片,免得到时候一群大佬来搞我！”最终,老蔡咬了咬牙,将影片拷入电脑,开始进行剪辑。 Merely three days of time, he makes best effort, will put in order a piece the plot editing to be able the pleasant situation, later has sent to examining! 仅仅三天时间,他尽了最大的努力,将整部片的剧情剪辑到能入眼的地步,随后才送去过审！ Two months later, this flat and thin piece successful screens in China. 两个月后,这部片子成功在华夏上映。 Sure enough, screened the same day, caused in an uproar of innumerable audience immediately. 果不其然,上映当天,立马就引起了无数观众的哗然。 Next day, in network already, because this flat and thin piece quarrelled. 第二天,网络上就已经因为这部片子吵开了。 „Lying day, is his mother the movie that who makes?” “卧日,这他妈是谁拍的电影啊？” „Whom this dog blood plot really did not have!” “这狗血剧情也真的是没谁了！” „Asked everyone to remember this name, director Xu Que, screenwriter Xu Que!” “请大家记住这个名字,导演徐缺,编剧徐缺！” „Is director is sick? This rotten piece, unexpectedly with such awesome special effect.” “导演是有病吧？这种烂片,居然用上这么牛逼的特效。” „Fuck me, I look, almost thinks oneself in Xianxia World!” “卧槽,我看的时候,差点以为自己就在仙侠世界里！” „I said that just words, the plot does not complain, but the special effect really did not have the words to say!” “我说句公道话,剧情就不吐槽了,但特效是真的没话说！” „Not is only special effect awesome! Inside actor is fierce!” “岂止是特效牛逼啊！里面的演员才厉害啊！” „Plays the Su Ling'er actor to name, online, anxiously!” “饰演苏灵儿的演员叫什么名字,在线等,急！” „Asked fellow big shot to dispel doubt, who was Lady Ya develops? Too charming, I watch the movie time, unexpectedly ignominious stone!” “求各位大佬解惑,雅夫人是谁演的？太妩媚了,我看电影的时候,居然可耻的石更了！” „Your this crowd of beasts, but also was concerned about face? Who Su Yunlan is develops, my pants took off/escaped, the toilet tissue also arranged, on and other resources.” “你们这群禽兽,还要不要脸了？请问苏云岚是谁演的,我裤子都脱了,手纸也备好了,就等她的资源了。” „Which little Elder Brother Xu Yanzu is develops, very handsome Oh!” “请问徐彦祖是哪位小哥哥演的,好帅哦！” „Xu Yanzu, from now you were my love bean!” “徐彦祖,从此以后你就是我的爱豆了！” „Bah, Xu Yanzu is a pretty boy, the present small fresh meat, the performing skill is really disappointing!” “呸,徐彦祖就是个小白脸,现在的小鲜肉,演技真是让人失望！” „Also can only look at the face on the Yeah! small fresh meat!” “就是啊！小鲜肉也就只能看脸了！” ...... …… In the network, all kinds of discussions blot out the sky. 网络上,各种各样的议论声铺天盖地。 Besides complaining this flat and thin piece wasted the special effect with the actor, most people in inquiring inside role actor. 除了吐槽这部片子浪费了特效跟演员以外,大部分人都在询问里面的角色演员。 However, Xu Que photography time, has not used in the appearance of Earth, but uses him in the cultivation world true body appearance, to netizens again how flesh, could not find him. 然而,徐缺拍摄的时候,并没有用上在地球的容貌,而是用回他在修仙界的真身模样,任凭网友们再如何人肉,也始终找不到他。 On the contrary is „Xu Que” this name, scared many people obstinately. 反倒是“徐缺”这个名字,愣是吓坏了不少人。 For example Xu Que's university schoolmate, high school schoolmate, so long as knows he six years ago passed away, had a scare. 比如徐缺的大学同学,高中同学,只要知道他六年前去世的,都被吓了一跳。 The person of same surname of the same name are many, but this movie opens before, the Xu Que's WeChat friend circle, sent an selfie photo, moreover that in selfie photo „Husky”, is big villain Er Gou'zi in movie. 同名同姓的人不少,可偏偏这部电影上映前,徐缺的微信朋友圈,就发了一张自拍照,而且自拍照中的那条“哈士奇”,正是电影里的大反派二狗子。 Several days later, the box office of Xu Que that movie on Earth rises suddenly fiery, the heat degree steadily rises, instant kill innumerable same time big flat and thin piece. 几天之后,徐缺那部电影在地球上的票房火热暴涨,热度持续上升,秒杀了无数同期大咖的片子。 Even in the cinema world, the innumerable big shot were alarmed. 甚至电影圈里,无数大佬都被惊动。 Some successful director Zhang Ye: „Quickly, found the special effect manufacture team of this movie to me, I must attack world Human List first!” 某大导演张烨:“快,给我找到这部电影的特效制作团队,我要冲击世界名人榜第一了！” Some investor: „Found acting the leading role in this movie quickly, who please obtain them, I invest the movie!” 某投资商:“快找到这部电影里的主演,谁请得到他们,我砸钱投资电影！” ...... …… When on Earth one group of chaotic at the same time, litigant Xu Que, receives arrived one greatly pleasantly surprised. 当地球上正一团乱的同时,当事人徐缺,也收到了一个巨大惊喜。 For these days he brings Lady Ya and Su Yunlan, and Su Ling'er two sisters, stepped to the Water Yuan Country's road, must converge with Jiang Hongyan. 这几天他已然带着雅夫人与苏云岚,以及苏灵儿姐妹俩,踏上了去往水元国的路,要与姜红颜汇合。 But all the way, the System Prompt sound in Xu Que mind has not stopped. 但一路上,徐缺脑海里的系统提示音就没停过。 Acting Cool Point(s) that short several days later, he obtains, reaches arrived three hundred thousand unexpectedly, frightened Xu Que continuously to smoke several variation counterfeit cigarettes. 短短几天下来,他所得到的装逼值,竟然达到了三十万,吓得徐缺接连不断的抽了好几条变异假烟。 Finally Acting Cool Point(s) turns gets down, altogether harvested 60 ten thousand points! 结果装逼值翻倍下来,总共收获了六十多万点！ „Certainly was Old Cai takes away to screen the movie! This wave of blood gains simply!” “一定是老蔡把电影拿去上映了！这波简直血赚！” In the Xu Que heart talked to oneself, the corners of the mouth raise wipe the happy expression: „Then, returns to the day of Earth, was just round the corner truly! The earthmen, shiver! Your Emperor, must come back!” 徐缺心中自语,嘴角扬起一抹笑意:“如此一来,回地球的日子,真正指日可待了！地球人,颤抖吧！你们的皇帝,要回来啦！” ...... …… Half a month later, Xu Que led the females to return to Water Yuan Country smoothly. 半个月后,徐缺顺利带着众女回到水元国。 After the preparation and Empress converge, they start to return to Four Continents. 准备与女帝汇合之后,他们就启程回归四大洲。 However, when Xu Que steps into the Water Yuan Country imperial palace, actually detected that some are not right, cannot induce the Jiang Hongyan's aura unexpectedly. 然而,当徐缺踏入水元国皇宫时,却发觉有些不对劲,竟然感应不到姜红颜的气息。 „What situation? Did she go out?” Xu Que is startled, in the heart has an ominous premonition suddenly! “什么情况？她是外出了么？”徐缺一怔,心中陡然有种不祥的预感！ „Xu Que, how?” At this time, Lady Ya saw that Xu Que was not right, asks. “徐缺,怎么了？”这时,雅夫人看出徐缺不对劲,开口询问。 Xu Que shook the head: „All right, goes advanced!” 徐缺摇了摇头:“没事,先进去吧！” Saying, then leads the females' rear palace toward Water Yuan Country imperial palace to go. 说着,便带着众女往水元国皇宫的后殿而去。 Although Jiang Hongyan is not, but Zi Xuan, Xu Que could not have borne quicken pace. 姜红颜虽然不在,但紫萱还在,徐缺忍不住加快了步伐。 However, when he arrives at the rear palace, but also starts talking without enough time, Zi Xuan then ran in a hurry, the facial expression incomparably said anxiously: „Xu Que, how you come back now, the elder sister possibly had an accident!” 然而,当他来到后殿,还来不及开口说话,紫萱便匆匆跑了上来,神情无比焦急道:“徐缺,你怎么现在才回来,姐姐可能出事了！” „What?” The Xu Que immediately complexion changes, by the Jiang Hongyan's strength, will also have an accident? “什么？”徐缺顿时脸色一变,以姜红颜的实力,还会出事？ He the sinking sound asked immediately: „Actually what happened?” 他当即沉声问道:“究竟发生了什么事？” Zi Xuan shook the head: „I do not know, after you leave, the elder sister in practice, she found me continuously yesterday suddenly, said that remembered an important matter, must first return to Four Continents, making you do not wait for her again!” 紫萱摇了摇头:“我不知道,你离开之后,姐姐就一直在修炼,昨天她突然找到我,说是想起了一件重要的事情,要先回四大洲,让你不要再等她了！” Do not wait for her? 不要等她？ Xu Que gawked, these words, are indistinct to make him even more anxious. 徐缺愣了一下,这句话,隐约间让他愈发不安起来。 ...... …… ...... …… 【Told everyone a good news, the Heaven Exploding Faction battle dress to come out immediately, on Friday „remote antiquity cotton garment” in the first round in WeChat public number, your peach elder sisters will be the model. 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