USS :: Volume #8

#792: From now on 10,000 years


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"Ah? “啊? Little Ming immediately was frightened arrived, 10,000? This is not the change, some where person of sufficient phone bills sufficient 10,000 dollars? 小明顿时被吓到了,一万块?这可不是小钱呀,哪有人充话费得充一万块钱的? Cai Dao, you...... you do not impulse!” His busy urged. “蔡导,你……你别冲动啊!”他紧忙劝道。 The Old Cai eye stares: Other talk nonsense, asking you to imitate you to be sufficient, looked I did think me young also 10,000?” 老蔡眼睛一瞪:“别BB,叫你充你就充,是不是看我年轻以为我还不起一万块啊?” „, My Fuck, Cai Dao, who does not know that you shot the movie soap opera sea to fish a big pen for these years, good all various professions, I imitate now!” Little Ming smiled bitterly, takes up cellphone, recharged 10,000 dollars to the Xu Que's number! “不是不是,我擦,蔡导,谁不知道你这几年拍电影电视剧海捞了一大笔,行行行,我现在就充!”小明苦笑了一下,还是拿起手机,给徐缺的号码充值了一万块钱! At this time, a Old Cai also face proudly, confident taking up cellphone, dialed the Xu Que's telephone. 这时候,老蔡也一脸傲然,信心十足的拿起手机,拨通了徐缺的电话。 Honk ~ sorry, user who you dial already engine off......” “嘟~对不起,您所拨打的用户已停机……” Grasps Damn! Old Cai to explode instantaneously thickly, the roar spreads over the entire mountain top. “握草!老蔡瞬间爆粗,吼声传遍整个山头。 Little Ming was scared obstinately, Cai Dao, this...... was this? Returns the money owed?” 小明愣是被吓坏了,“蔡导,这……这是怎么了?还欠费啊?” Mother, father on don't believing it, Little Ming, to father sufficient......, do you go?” The Old Cai violent temper could not have controlled, will continue the sufficient phone bill, actually saw that Little Ming turns around to run suddenly, immediately shouted shouts. “妈的,老子就不信邪了,小明,给老子充……诶诶诶,你去哪?”老蔡的暴脾气已经控制不住了,正要继续充话费,却看到小明突然转身就跑,顿时吆喝道。 Little Ming is busy at stopping, turns around saying: Cai Dao, I make an excrement to come! You just did not say that cannot make a connection......” 小明忙停下来,转身道:“蔡导,我去弄点粪过来呀!您刚刚不是说打不通就……” "Fuck, your comes back to me, the sufficient hundred thousand block goes, this time cannot make a connection again, father eats the duplicate! ” The Old Cai anger said that thoroughly with Xu Que's number resentment. “草,你丫的给我回来,充十万块进去,这次再打不通,老子吃双份!”老蔡怒道,彻底跟徐缺的号码怼上了。 Little Ming helpless forced smile, takes up cellphone obstinately, the hundred thousand block that own these years saved with great difficulty, took over a vacant post. 小明无奈的苦笑一声,愣是拿起手机,把自己这几年好不容易积攒下来的十万块,直接充了进去。 He does not fear Old Cai to repudiate a debt actually, after all this director is the moral behavior of becoming famous is good, with the dramatic team that he cooperates, has praised him. 他倒是不怕老蔡赖账,毕竟这个导演是出了名的人品好,许多与他合作的剧组,都夸过他。 However, after fiddling with great difficulty the hundred thousand block went, Old Cai takes up cellphone to dial a Xu Que's number. 然而,好不容易捣鼓了十万块进去后,老蔡拿起手机又拨了一次徐缺的号码。 But this time, in the telephone transmits another prompt sound! 但这次,电话里传来另一种提示音! Sorry, the user who you dial in the service area, please do not dial later!” “对不起,您所拨打的用户不在服务区,请稍后再拨!” Old Cai compelled at the scene ignorant, the eyeball turns, almost spits blood three rises. 老蔡当场就懵逼了,眼珠子一翻,差点吐血三升。 Xu Que, I go your! 徐缺,我去你丫的啊! Eh...... Cai Dao, but also...... couldn't have made a connection?” This little while, Little Ming is also very dumbfounded, he never sees cellphone to be able money owed so much money. 呃……蔡导,还……还打不通啊?”这会儿,小明也很傻眼,他从未见过手机能欠费这么多钱的。 Old Cai ill-humored beckoning with the hand of: Already non- money owed, but cannot make a connection! Considers as finished, you made two jin (0.5 kg) excrement...... the grass to speak incorrectly to me, got two jin (0.5 kg) liquor to me, I must the slow slow mood!” 老蔡没好气的摆了摆手:“已经不欠费了,但还是打不通!算了算了,你给我弄两斤屎……草说错了,给我弄两斤酒来,我得缓一缓心情!” ...... …… ...... …… Meanwhile, in remote cultivation world. 与此同时,遥远的修仙界中。 Xu Que has received the signal intensifier, and let loose Er Gou'zi. 徐缺早就收起了信号增强器,并放开了二狗子 Since the money owed, he does not have the thoughts to fiddle with, can only try to find the solution again. 既然已经欠费,他也没心思捣鼓下去,只能再想想办法。 This time looked at Old Cai to be intelligent, he also waited to want my selecting a scene in any case, when the time comes made my phone call unable to make a connection, hopes that can help me imitate the point phone bill to come in!” Xu Que shakes the head, Array anything on inn roof all receives cleanly. “这次就看老蔡聪不聪明了,反正他也等着要我的取景,到时候打我电话打不通,希望能帮我充点话费进来吧!”徐缺摇头,将客栈屋顶上的阵法什么的全都收得一干二净。 Er Gou'zi had also waked up at this time, a face is furious. 二狗子这时候也已经醒来,一脸震怒。 Boy, you ended, this God Venerable must with your duel!” It is staring a pair of angry eye, exclaimed loudly. “小子,你完了,本神尊要与你单挑!”它瞪着一双怒眼,大声吼道。 Xu Que swept its one, the nod smiled saying: Good, come!” 徐缺扫了它一眼,点头笑眯眯道:“好啊,来呀!” Wait!” Er Gou'zi instigated immediately, will draw back suddenly in the future one step, actually pretends very appearance proudly saying: this God Venerable was imprisoned two days and two nights by you, the body is somewhat ill, we fight at a later date again, but before then, you must first boil select smelly tofu to give the this God Venerable recuperation body!” “等等!”二狗子立马就怂了,猛然往后退了一步,却装作很傲然的模样道:“本神尊被你禁锢了两天两夜,身体有些不适,咱们择日再战,但在此之前,你得先煮点臭豆腐本神尊调养身体!” What is smelly tofu? Tonight asks you to eat well, walks, returns to the imperial palace!” Xu Que smiles, rare has not haggled over with Er Gou'zi, turns around to plunder toward the imperial palace. 臭豆腐算什么?今晚请你吃顿好的,走,回皇宫!”徐缺笑了笑,难得没有跟二狗子计较,转身往皇宫掠去。 After all this time can have the contact with Earth, Er Gou'zi occupied most merit, moreover next time perhaps will also need this goods to continue to be a guest performer the signal intensifier, many needs to reward with food and drink to the point. 毕竟这次能跟地球取得联系,二狗子占了大部分的功劳,而且下次说不定还需要这货继续来客串信号增强器,多少还是需要给点犒劳的。 Er Gou'zi sees Xu Que is so good to speak, gawked immediately, later a face said vigilantly: Boy, do you have the plot? Haha, this God Venerable has seen through your sinister plot, tonight this God Venerable fasting!” 二狗子徐缺这么好说话,立马也愣了,随后一脸警惕道:“小子,你有阴谋吧?哈哈,本神尊早就看穿你的奸计,今晚本神尊绝食!” Yo, real false?” Xu Que plunders to in the air, turns around to smile to ask. “哟,真的假的?”徐缺掠至空中,转身笑问道。 Eating one is the dog!” Er Gou'zi is patting the chest, forceful say/way. “吃一口就是狗!”二狗子拍着胸口,铿锵有力道。 Good! Has the strength of spirit!” “好!有骨气!” The Xu Que corners of the mouth raise, figure turns into phantom, plunders directly toward the imperial palace. 徐缺嘴角一扬,身形化成虚影,径直朝皇宫掠去。 ...... …… But at this moment, in the palace just now boils Zhongping to calm down from one piece. 而此刻,宫中才刚从一片沸腾中平静下来。 Xu Que Yang Qianyun suppress and kill, Lady Ya sent out Imperial Guard to apprehend the king heir apparent, that part of immediately in the palace tries Shrouding the Heavens heir apparent parties to scare, at the same night fled from the imperial palace, but majority was detained by Imperial Guard. 徐缺杨千云镇杀,雅夫人派出禁卫捉拿王世子,顿时把宫中那部分试图一手遮天的世子党派吓坏了,连夜逃离皇宫,但大部分都被禁卫们扣留下来。 Perhaps Lady Ya was affected by Xu Que, promptly got down cut to stand decides, has not kept these person of living witness. 雅夫人或许是受到徐缺影响,当机立断的下了斩立决,没有留那些人活口。 But Xu Que returns to the palace on the way, actually the miraculous glow flashes, pulled out cellphone. 徐缺回到宫中的途中,却灵光一闪,又掏出了手机 Is idling in any case, pats a video while convenient, then passes to Old Cai, scares to death his him!” “反正都是闲着,顺便拍点视频,回头传给老蔡,吓死他丫的!” Xu Que said with a smile. 徐缺笑吟吟道。 Is broad regarding Fire Yuan Country Imperial City's, Xu Que just came in the past time also feels to shock. 对于火元国皇城的恢弘,徐缺当年刚来的时候也感到震撼。 After all this has not had on Earth, even if the special effect does, not so real! 毕竟这在地球上是不曾有过的,而且就算是特效做出来的,也没有这般真实! Therefore this time, he exchanged several more advanced cellphone from System Shop specially, the pixel endured compared with six years ago specialized cameras. 所以这一次,他特意从系统商城里兑换了几部更先进的手机,像素堪比六年前的专业摄影机。 Most critically, he controls cellphone by Soul Strength, float in in the air, incomparable stability starts to record from Imperial City, records to enter the imperial palace! 更关键的是,他以神魂力掌控手机,悬浮于空中,无比稳定的从皇城里开始录制,一路录到进入皇宫! Therefore, under the lens, Xu Que walks to strip the wind, one one card, walks natural! 于是,在镜头之下,徐缺走路带风,一步一卡,走得潇洒! Before arriving at the imperial palace front door, numerous Imperial Guard immediately neat sweeps the vision, extremely awe shouts with one voice: See General Xu!” 来到皇宫大门前,众多禁卫立马齐刷刷的将目光扫来,万分敬畏的齐声喊道:“参见徐将军!” Un!” A Xu Que face aloof complied with one, takes a step to step into the palace, the imposing manner is extraordinary. “嗯!”徐缺一脸高冷的应了一声,迈步踏入宫中,气势非凡。 The in the air cellphone scene also follows he to shoot, all were recorded. 空中的手机镜头也一路跟着他拍下去,一切被记录下来。 Waits for Xu Que to arrive at the rear palace the time, beautiful woman Sect Master Su Yunlan, as well as Su Ling'er and Su Xiaoqi of sisters Nine-Tailed Monster Fox clan, receive the message, already with Lady Ya together in rear palace he. 徐缺来到后殿的时候,美女掌门苏云岚,以及九尾妖狐族的苏灵儿苏小七姐妹,都收到消息,早已跟雅夫人一起在后殿等他。 Sees him to appear, on several faces immediately revealed the happy expression. 看到他出现,几人脸上顿时都露出了喜色。 Xu Que!” Su Yunlan and Lady Ya, as well as Su Ling'er, almost also called out. 徐缺!”苏云岚雅夫人,以及苏灵儿,几乎同时叫出声。 The next quarter, three people look at each other one mutually, seems somewhat awkward. 下一刻,三人相互对视一眼,似乎有些尴尬。 Lady Ya is but actually good, the red lips sipped slightly, was full of the profound meaning looked at Xu Que one. 雅夫人倒还好,朱唇微微一抿,饶有深意的看了徐缺一眼。 Su Ling'er and Su Yunlan somewhat cannot let loose slightly, in the beautiful appearance, appears wipes blushes lightly. 苏灵儿苏云岚则略微有些放不开,绝美的容颜上,浮现一抹淡淡红晕。 In fact by their intelligence and abilities, has guessed correctly Xu Que to relate significantly with them. 事实上以她们的聪明才智,早就猜出徐缺与她们都关系匪浅。 However in cultivation world, the male three wife four concubines, pouring is not excessively and unusual matter. 不过在修仙界中,男子三妻四妾,倒也不是什么过分与稀奇的事情。 Let alone they have been together a lot of time with Xu Que, clear Xu Que to them sincere, therefore does not care with others shares Xu Que. 何况她们都与徐缺相处过不少时间,清楚徐缺对她们有多真诚,所以也不太在意与其他人去分享徐缺 Because here environment accomplished their concept, the outstanding man has many women to like, is very normal matter! 因为这里的环境造就了她们的观念,优秀的男人有许多女人喜欢,是很正常的事! Smelly monkey, is willing to come back finally, my chocolate Medicine Pills finished eating, you refine several hundred quickly to me!” At this time, Su Xiaoqi also ran to go forward, asked for the chocolate with Xu Que directly! “臭猴子,终于肯回来啦,我的巧克力丹药吃完了,你快炼几百颗给我!”这时,苏小七也跑上前,直接就跟徐缺伸手要巧克力! Xu Que immediately smiled, several years have not seen, Su Xiaoqi also grew up unexpectedly some, before the petite body, now becomes tall and straight, pavilion pavilion like jade! 徐缺顿时笑了,几年没见,苏小七居然也长大了些许,以前娇小的身躯,如今变得挺拔,亭亭如玉! He shakes the head saying: little girl, sentence Big Brother Xu Que did not call one, you guess that I will give you chocolate?” 他摇头道:“小丫头,连句徐缺哥哥都不叫一声,你猜我会给你巧克力吗?” I do not guess, I want the chocolate!” Su Xiaoqi digs the small mouth, said angrily. “我不猜,我就要巧克力!”苏小七撅起小嘴,气鼓鼓道。 Er Gou'zi also follows the example, digs the mouth, is ugly, puts out a hand to say toward Xu Que: this God Venerable, no matter, seeing has the share, this God Venerable also takes several thousand chocolate Medicine Pills therapy!” 二狗子也有样学样,撅起嘴巴,丑得一匹,朝徐缺伸手道:“本神尊不管,见者有份,本神尊也要几千颗巧克力丹药去疗伤!” Cures your younger sister! Didn't you say fasting?” Xu Que stares to say immediately. “疗你妹!你不是说绝食吗?”徐缺当即瞪眼道。 Er Gou'zi anger: What this God Venerable said is tonight fasts, has not said the present! Also, is this God Venerable that greedy wolf? Wants the chocolate also to therapy!” 二狗子怒了:“本神尊说的是今晚绝食,又没说现在!再说了,本神尊是那种嘴馋的狼吗?要巧克力也只是为了疗伤而已啊!” You can roll, the chocolate is unable therapy! Oh was right, the dog cannot eat the chocolate!” “那你可以滚了,巧克力是无法疗伤的!对了,狗是不能吃巧克力的呀!” "Fuck, this God Venerable is the wolf! ” “草,本神尊是狼!” a person and a dog in that resentment, in the rear palace several women looked cannot help smiling. 一人一狗又在那怼了起来,后殿里几名女人看得忍俊不禁。 More than five years, this fellow had not changed, then is always careless, like child of being able to grow up, but actually can lift up a huge day for them, making them calm and steady! 五年多了,这家伙还是没变呀,总那么吊儿郎当,像长不大的孩子,可却总能为她们扛起了一片巨大的天,让她们安安稳稳! Well was right!” “咦对了!” At this time, behind Xu Que remembered cellphone that fluttering from the sky recorded, the immediately eye pupil one brightly! 这时,徐缺想起后面飘在空中录制的手机,顿时眼眸一亮! Imperial City this small scenery has shocked Old Cai, how many people if this lets Su Yunlan and Lady Ya takes a good photo, can frighten Old Cai falls insanely? 皇城这点小景色就已经震撼老蔡,这要是让苏云岚雅夫人几人上镜,岂不是得把老蔡吓疯掉? Only Su Yunlan and Lady Ya their appearances and makings, sufficiently far far exceeds on Earth any female, if then again records Jiang Hongyan as well as Zixia Fairy, perhaps on Earth everyone was dumbfounded! 要知道,单是苏云岚雅夫人她们的容貌与气质,就足以远远超过地球上任何女子,回头要是再把姜红颜以及紫霞仙子录进来,恐怕地球上所有人都要目瞪口呆了! Haha, did! Selects a scene anything was too weak, I special make a masterpiece movie, making Lane Old Cai go back to screen, perhaps Feifei can also see!” “哈哈,就这么干了!取景什么的太弱了,我特么自己拍一部巨作电影,让老蔡回去上映,说不定菲菲还能看到!” Thinks of here, the Xu Que eye has started to shine, felt own this idea very fucking awesome! 想到这里,徐缺眼睛已经开始发光,觉得自己这个主意很牛批 Opening person cellphone, the masterpiece immortal hero movie that the photography shocks the earthman! 开局一个人一部手机,拍摄震惊地球人的巨作仙侠电影! Qiuya, Yunlan, Ling'er, I have a bold idea!” Xu Que looks immediately to Lady Ya several people, competitive say/way. 秋雅,云岚,灵儿,我有个大胆的想法!”徐缺当即看向雅夫人几人,动力十足道。 Numerous female immediately is startled, what idea?” 众女顿时一怔,“什么想法?” I must go to sea to shoot a movie...... bah am not right, I must march the entertainment world, from now on 10,000 years, they will remember this name, my stage name is-- Xu Yanzu!” “我要下海拍片……呸不对,我要进军演艺圈了,从今往后一万年,他们都会记住这个名字,我的艺名叫做——徐彦祖!” ...... …… ...... ……
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