"Ah? ”“啊?”Little Mingimmediatelywas frightenedarrived, 10,000? Thisis not the change, somewhereperson of sufficientphone billssufficient10,000dollars?小明顿时被吓到了,一万块?这可不是小钱呀,哪有人充话费得充一万块钱的?„CaiDao, you...... youdo not impulse!”Hisbusyurged.
“蔡导,你……你别冲动啊!”他紧忙劝道。
The Old Caieyestares: „Othertalk nonsense, askingyouto imitateyouto be sufficient, lookedIdid thinkmeyoungalso10,000?”老蔡眼睛一瞪:“别BB,叫你充你就充,是不是看我年轻以为我还不起一万块啊?”„, MyFuck,CaiDao, whodoes not know that youshot the moviesoap operaseato fish a big penfor these years, goodall various professions, Iimitatenow!”Little Mingsmiled bitterly, takes upcellphone, recharged10,000dollarsto the Xu Que'snumber!
“不是不是,我擦,蔡导,谁不知道你这几年拍电影电视剧海捞了一大笔,行行行,我现在就充!”小明苦笑了一下,还是拿起手机,给徐缺的号码充值了一万块钱!At this time, a Old Caialsofaceproudly, confidenttaking upcellphone, dialed the Xu Que'stelephone.
这时候,老蔡也一脸傲然,信心十足的拿起手机,拨通了徐缺的电话。„Honk~sorry, user who youdialalreadyengine off......”
“嘟~对不起,您所拨打的用户已停机……”„GraspsDamn!”Old Caito explodeinstantaneouslythickly, the roarspreads over the entiremountain top.
“握草!”老蔡瞬间爆粗,吼声传遍整个山头。Little Mingwas scaredobstinately, „CaiDao, this...... was this? Returns the money owed?”小明愣是被吓坏了,“蔡导,这……这是怎么了?还欠费啊?”„Mother, fatherondon't believing it, Little Ming, tofathersufficient......, do yougo?” The Old Caiviolent tempercould not have controlled, will continue the sufficientphone bill, actuallysaw that Little Mingturns aroundto runsuddenly, immediatelyshoutedshouts.
“妈的,老子就不信邪了,小明,给老子充……诶诶诶,你去哪?”老蔡的暴脾气已经控制不住了,正要继续充话费,却看到小明突然转身就跑,顿时吆喝道。Little Mingis busy atstopping, turns around saying: „CaiDao, Imake an excrementto come! Youjustdid not say that cannot make a connection......”小明忙停下来,转身道:“蔡导,我去弄点粪过来呀!您刚刚不是说打不通就……”"Fuck, yourcomes backtome, the sufficienthundred thousandblockgoes, thistimecannot make a connectionagain, fathereats the duplicate! ” The Old Caianger said that thoroughlywithXu Que'snumberresentment.“草,你丫的给我回来,充十万块进去,这次再打不通,老子吃双份!”老蔡怒道,彻底跟徐缺的号码怼上了。Little Minghelplessforced smile, takes upcellphoneobstinately, the hundred thousandblock that ownthese yearssavedwith great difficulty, took over a vacant post.小明无奈的苦笑一声,愣是拿起手机,把自己这几年好不容易积攒下来的十万块,直接充了进去。Hedoes not fearOld Caito repudiate a debtactually, after allthisdirectoris the moral behavior of becoming famousis good, with the dramatic team that hecooperates, has praisedhim.
他倒是不怕老蔡赖账,毕竟这个导演是出了名的人品好,许多与他合作的剧组,都夸过他。However, after fiddling with great difficulty the hundred thousandblockwent, Old Caitakes upcellphoneto dial a Xu Que'snumber.
然而,好不容易捣鼓了十万块进去后,老蔡拿起手机又拨了一次徐缺的号码。Butthistime, in the telephonetransmits another promptsound!
但这次,电话里传来另一种提示音!„Sorry, the user who youdialin the service area, pleasedo not diallater!”
“对不起,您所拨打的用户不在服务区,请稍后再拨!”Old Caicompelledat the sceneignorant, the eyeballturns, almostspits bloodthreerises.老蔡当场就懵逼了,眼珠子一翻,差点吐血三升。Xu Que, Igoyour!徐缺,我去你丫的啊!„Eh...... CaiDao, but also...... couldn't have made a connection?”Thislittle while, Little Ming is also very dumbfounded, heneverseescellphoneto be ablemoney owedso much money.
“呃……蔡导,还……还打不通啊?”这会儿,小明也很傻眼,他从未见过手机能欠费这么多钱的。Old Caiill-humoredbeckoning with the hand of: „Alreadynon-money owed, butcannot make a connection! Considers as finished, youmadetwojin (0.5 kg)excrement...... the grassto speak incorrectlytome, gottwojin (0.5 kg)liquortome, Imust the slowslowmood!”老蔡没好气的摆了摆手:“已经不欠费了,但还是打不通!算了算了,你给我弄两斤屎……草说错了,给我弄两斤酒来,我得缓一缓心情!”
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与此同时,遥远的修仙界中。Xu Quehas received the signalintensifier, andlet looseEr Gou'zi.徐缺早就收起了信号增强器,并放开了二狗子。Since the money owed, hedoes not have the thoughtsto fiddle with, can only try to find the solutionagain.
既然已经欠费,他也没心思捣鼓下去,只能再想想办法。„Thistimelooked atOld Caito be intelligent, healsowaitedto wantmyselecting a scenein any case, when the time comesmademyphone call unable to make a connection, hopes that canhelpmeimitate the pointphone billto come in!”Xu Queshakes the head, Arrayanything on innroofallreceivescleanly.
“这次就看老蔡聪不聪明了,反正他也等着要我的取景,到时候打我电话打不通,希望能帮我充点话费进来吧!”徐缺摇头,将客栈屋顶上的阵法什么的全都收得一干二净。Er Gou'zihad also waked upat this time, a faceis furious.二狗子这时候也已经醒来,一脸震怒。„Boy, youended, this God Venerablemustwithyourduel!”Itis staring a pair of angryeye, exclaimedloudly.
“小子,你完了,本神尊要与你单挑!”它瞪着一双怒眼,大声吼道。Xu Quesweptitsone, the nodsmiled saying: „Good, come!”徐缺扫了它一眼,点头笑眯眯道:“好啊,来呀!”„Wait!”Er Gou'ziinstigatedimmediately, will draw backsuddenlyin the futureonestep, actuallypretendsveryappearanceproudly saying: „this God Venerablewas imprisonedtwo days and two nightsbyyou, the bodyis somewhat ill, wefightat a later dateagain, butbefore then, youmustfirstboilselectsmelly tofuto give the this God Venerablerecuperationbody!”
“等等!”二狗子立马就怂了,猛然往后退了一步,却装作很傲然的模样道:“本神尊被你禁锢了两天两夜,身体有些不适,咱们择日再战,但在此之前,你得先煮点臭豆腐给本神尊调养身体!”„What is smelly tofu? Tonightasksyouto eatwell, walks, returns to the imperial palace!”Xu Quesmiles, rarehas not haggled overwithEr Gou'zi, turns aroundto plundertoward the imperial palace.
“臭豆腐算什么?今晚请你吃顿好的,走,回皇宫!”徐缺笑了笑,难得没有跟二狗子计较,转身往皇宫掠去。After allthistimecanhave the contactwithEarth, Er Gou'zioccupiedmostmerit, moreovernext timeperhapswill also needthisgoodsto continueto be a guest performer the signalintensifier, manyneedsto reward with food and drinkto the point.
毕竟这次能跟地球取得联系,二狗子占了大部分的功劳,而且下次说不定还需要这货继续来客串信号增强器,多少还是需要给点犒劳的。Er Gou'ziseesXu Que is so goodto speak, gawkedimmediately, later a facesaidvigilantly: „Boy, do youhave the plot? Haha, this God Venerablehas seen throughyoursinister plot, tonightthis God Venerablefasting!”二狗子见徐缺这么好说话,立马也愣了,随后一脸警惕道:“小子,你有阴谋吧?哈哈,本神尊早就看穿你的奸计,今晚本神尊绝食!”„Yo, realfalse?”Xu Queplunderstoin the air, turns aroundto smileto ask.
“哟,真的假的?”徐缺掠至空中,转身笑问道。„Eatingoneis the dog!”Er Gou'ziis patting the chest, forcefulsay/way.
“吃一口就是狗!”二狗子拍着胸口,铿锵有力道。„Good! Has the strength of spirit!”
“好!有骨气!”
The Xu Quecorners of the mouthraise, figureturns intophantom, plundersdirectlytoward the imperial palace.徐缺嘴角一扬,身形化成虚影,径直朝皇宫掠去。
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……Butat this moment, in the palacejust nowboilsZhongpingto calm downfromonepiece.
而此刻,宫中才刚从一片沸腾中平静下来。Xu QueYang Qianyunsuppress and kill, Lady Yasent outImperial Guardto apprehend the kingheir apparent, thatpart of immediatelyin the palacetriesShrouding the Heavensheir apparentpartiesto scare, at the same nightfled from the imperial palace, butmajoritywas detainedbyImperial Guard.徐缺将杨千云镇杀,雅夫人派出禁卫捉拿王世子,顿时把宫中那部分试图一手遮天的世子党派吓坏了,连夜逃离皇宫,但大部分都被禁卫们扣留下来。PerhapsLady Yawas affectedbyXu Que, promptlygot downcutto standdecides, has not kepttheseperson of living witness.雅夫人或许是受到徐缺影响,当机立断的下了斩立决,没有留那些人活口。ButXu Quereturns to the palaceon the way, actually the miraculous glowflashes, pulled outcellphone.
而徐缺回到宫中的途中,却灵光一闪,又掏出了手机。„Is idlingin any case, pats a videowhile convenient, thenpasses toOld Cai, scares to deathhishim!”
“反正都是闲着,顺便拍点视频,回头传给老蔡,吓死他丫的!”Xu Quesaidwith a smile.徐缺笑吟吟道。Is broadregardingFire Yuan CountryImperial City's, Xu Quejustcamein the pasttimealsofeelsto shock.
对于火元国皇城的恢弘,徐缺当年刚来的时候也感到震撼。After allthishas not hadonEarth, even if the special effectdoes, notsoreal!
毕竟这在地球上是不曾有过的,而且就算是特效做出来的,也没有这般真实!Thereforethistime, heexchangedseveralmore advancedcellphonefromSystem Shopspecially, the pixelenduredcompared withsixyears ago specializedcameras.
所以这一次,他特意从系统商城里兑换了几部更先进的手机,像素堪比六年前的专业摄影机。Most critically, hecontrolscellphonebySoul Strength, floatinin the air, incomparablestabilitystartsto recordfromImperial City, recordsto enter the imperial palace!
更关键的是,他以神魂力掌控手机,悬浮于空中,无比稳定的从皇城里开始录制,一路录到进入皇宫!Therefore, under the lens, Xu Quewalksto strip the wind, oneonecard, walksnatural!
于是,在镜头之下,徐缺走路带风,一步一卡,走得潇洒!
Before arriving at the imperial palacefront door, numerousImperial Guardimmediatelyneatsweeps the vision, extremelyaweshoutswith one voice: „SeeGeneral Xu!”
来到皇宫大门前,众多禁卫立马齐刷刷的将目光扫来,万分敬畏的齐声喊道:“参见徐将军!”„Un!” A Xu Quefacealoofcomplied withone, takes a stepto step into the palace, the imposing manneris extraordinary.
“嗯!”徐缺一脸高冷的应了一声,迈步踏入宫中,气势非凡。
The in the aircellphonescenealsofollowsheto shoot, allwere recorded.
空中的手机镜头也一路跟着他拍下去,一切被记录下来。Waits forXu Queto arrive at the rear palace the time, beautiful womanSect MasterSu Yunlan, as well asSu Ling'er and Su Xiaoqi of sistersNine-Tailed Monster Foxclan, receive the message, alreadywithLady Yatogetherinrear palacehe.
等徐缺来到后殿的时候,美女掌门苏云岚,以及九尾妖狐族的苏灵儿与苏小七姐妹,都收到消息,早已跟雅夫人一起在后殿等他。Seeshimto appear, onseveralfacesimmediatelyrevealed the happy expression.
看到他出现,几人脸上顿时都露出了喜色。„Xu Que!”Su YunlanandLady Ya, as well asSu Ling'er, almostalsocalled out.
“徐缺!”苏云岚与雅夫人,以及苏灵儿,几乎同时叫出声。
The nextquarter, threepeoplelook at each otheronemutually, seems somewhat awkward.
下一刻,三人相互对视一眼,似乎有些尴尬。Lady Yais but actually good, the red lipssippedslightly, was full of the profound meaninglooked atXu Queone.雅夫人倒还好,朱唇微微一抿,饶有深意的看了徐缺一眼。Su Ling'erandSu Yunlansomewhatcannot let looseslightly, in the beautifulappearance, appearswipesblusheslightly.苏灵儿与苏云岚则略微有些放不开,绝美的容颜上,浮现一抹淡淡红晕。In factbytheirintelligence and abilities, has guessed correctlyXu Queto relatesignificantlywiththem.
事实上以她们的聪明才智,早就猜出徐缺与她们都关系匪浅。Howeverincultivation world, the malethreewifefourconcubines, pouringis notexcessively and unusualmatter.
不过在修仙界中,男子三妻四妾,倒也不是什么过分与稀奇的事情。Let alonetheyhave been togethera lot oftimewithXu Que, clearXu Quetothemsincere, thereforedoes not carewith others sharesXu Que.
何况她们都与徐缺相处过不少时间,清楚徐缺对她们有多真诚,所以也不太在意与其他人去分享徐缺。Becausehereenvironmentaccomplishedtheirconcept, the outstandingmanhasmanywomento like, is very normalmatter!
因为这里的环境造就了她们的观念,优秀的男人有许多女人喜欢,是很正常的事!„Smellymonkey, is willingto come backfinally, mychocolateMedicine Pillsfinished eating, yourefineseveral hundredquicklytome!”At this time, Su Xiaoqialsoranto go forward, asked for the chocolatewithXu Quedirectly!
“臭猴子,终于肯回来啦,我的巧克力丹药吃完了,你快炼几百颗给我!”这时,苏小七也跑上前,直接就跟徐缺伸手要巧克力!Xu Queimmediatelysmiled, severalyearshave not seen, Su Xiaoqialsogrew upunexpectedlysome, before the petitebody, nowbecomestall and straight, pavilionpavilionlikejade!徐缺顿时笑了,几年没见,苏小七居然也长大了些许,以前娇小的身躯,如今变得挺拔,亭亭如玉!Heshakes the head saying: „little girl, sentenceBig Brother Xu Quedid not callone, youguess that Iwill give you chocolate?”
他摇头道:“小丫头,连句徐缺哥哥都不叫一声,你猜我会给你巧克力吗?”„Ido not guess,Iwant the chocolate!”Su Xiaoqidigs the smallmouth, saidangrily.
“我不猜,我就要巧克力!”苏小七撅起小嘴,气鼓鼓道。Er Gou'zialsofollows the example, digs the mouth, is ugly, puts out a handto saytowardXu Que: „this God Venerable, no matter, seeinghas the share, this God Venerablealsotakesseveral thousandchocolateMedicine Pillstherapy!”二狗子也有样学样,撅起嘴巴,丑得一匹,朝徐缺伸手道:“本神尊不管,见者有份,本神尊也要几千颗巧克力丹药去疗伤!”„Curesyour younger sister! Didn't yousayfasting?”Xu Questaresto sayimmediately.
“疗你妹!你不是说绝食吗?”徐缺当即瞪眼道。Er Gou'zianger: „Whatthis God Venerablesaidistonightfasts, has not said the present! Also, is this God Venerablethatgreedywolf? Wants the chocolatealsototherapy!”二狗子怒了:“本神尊说的是今晚绝食,又没说现在!再说了,本神尊是那种嘴馋的狼吗?要巧克力也只是为了疗伤而已啊!”„Youcanroll, the chocolateis unable therapy! Ohwas right, the dogcannoteat the chocolate!”
“那你可以滚了,巧克力是无法疗伤的!哦对了,狗是不能吃巧克力的呀!”"Fuck, this God Venerableis the wolf! ”“草,本神尊是狼!”a person and a doginthatresentment, in the rear palaceseveralwomenlookedcannot help smiling.一人一狗又在那怼了起来,后殿里几名女人看得忍俊不禁。
More than fiveyears, thisfellowhad not changed, then is always careless, likechild of being able to grow up, but actually canlift up a hugedayforthem, makingthemcalm and steady!
五年多了,这家伙还是没变呀,总那么吊儿郎当,像长不大的孩子,可却总能为她们扛起了一片巨大的天,让她们安安稳稳!„Wellwas right!”
“咦对了!”At this time, behind Xu Querememberedcellphone that flutteringfrom the skyrecorded, the immediatelyeyepupilonebrightly!
这时,徐缺想起后面飘在空中录制的手机,顿时眼眸一亮!Imperial Citythissmallsceneryhas shockedOld Cai, how manypeopleifthisletsSu YunlanandLady Yatakes a good photo, canfrightenOld Caifallsinsanely?皇城这点小景色就已经震撼老蔡,这要是让苏云岚与雅夫人几人上镜,岂不是得把老蔡吓疯掉?OnlySu YunlanandLady Yatheirappearancesandmakings, sufficientlyfarfar exceedsonEarthanyfemale, ifthenagainrecordsJiang Hongyanas well asZixia Fairy, perhapsonEartheveryonewas dumbfounded!
要知道,单是苏云岚与雅夫人她们的容貌与气质,就足以远远超过地球上任何女子,回头要是再把姜红颜以及紫霞仙子录进来,恐怕地球上所有人都要目瞪口呆了!„Haha, did! Selects a sceneanythingwas too weak, Ispecialmake a masterpiecemovie, making Lane Old Caigo backto screen, perhapsFeifei can also see!”
“哈哈,就这么干了!取景什么的太弱了,我特么自己拍一部巨作电影,让老蔡回去上映,说不定菲菲还能看到!”Thinks ofhere, the Xu Queeyehas startedto shine, feltownthisideaveryfucking awesome!
想到这里,徐缺眼睛已经开始发光,觉得自己这个主意很牛批!Openingpersoncellphone, the masterpieceimmortalheromovie that the photographyshocks the earthman!
开局一个人一部手机,拍摄震惊地球人的巨作仙侠电影!„Qiuya, Yunlan, Ling'er, Ihave a boldidea!”Xu QuelooksimmediatelytoLady Yaseveralpeople, competitivesay/way.
“秋雅,云岚,灵儿,我有个大胆的想法!”徐缺当即看向雅夫人几人,动力十足道。Numerousfemaleimmediatelyis startled, „whatidea?”
众女顿时一怔,“什么想法?”„Imustgo to seato shoot a movie...... baham not right, Imustmarch the entertainment world, from now on10,000years, theywill rememberthisname, mystage name is--Xu Yanzu!”
“我要下海拍片……呸不对,我要进军演艺圈了,从今往后一万年,他们都会记住这个名字,我的艺名叫做——徐彦祖!”
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