Xu Que was excited, selects the Xu Feifei chat frame immediately, the typing said: „Feifei, do you look at arrived? I really am your elder brother, I have not died!” 徐缺激动了,立马点开徐菲菲的聊天框,打字道:“菲菲,你看到了吗？我真的是你哥啊,我没有死！” However, this time, the news has not actually transmitted successfully, such as the night before last was the same, the demonstration has been transmitting! 然而,这一次,消息却迟迟没有发送成功,如前晚一样,一直显示正在发送！ „My does Fuck, play me? The important matter cannot send, does the unimportant instead second send?” Xu Que broken scolded immediately, almost the air/Qi must cellphone pounding. “我擦，玩我呢？重要的事就发不出去,不重要的反而秒发？”徐缺登时破骂,差点气得把手机给砸了。 “Ding thump! ” “叮咚！” At this time, a prompt sound of news reply got up, Xu Que lowered the head looked, Cai Tengjin sent in! 这时,一条消息回复的提示音响起,徐缺低头一看,正是蔡滕津发来的！ „I scratch! All is the special effect? Real false? This...... this is unscientific, your special effect was also too real, can perhaps't overseas Hollywood achieve?” “我擦！全是特效？真的假的？这……这不科学呀,你这特效也太真实了,国外好莱坞恐怕也做不到吧？” Sees here, the Xu Que corners of the mouth pull out, this is not the idle talk, if the special effect can do such, that can also? 看到这里,徐缺嘴角一抽,这不是废话嘛,特效要是能做得这么真实,那还得了？ However, had the acquaintance of Earth to exchange rarely finally, at least also good! Was a successful start! 不过,难得终于有地球的熟人可以交流了,起码也不错啊！算是个成功的开始了！ Moreover what is most essential , from the Old Cai tone, this fellow has not as if known oneself had died fact! 而且最关键的是,从老蔡的语气上看,这家伙似乎还不知道自己已经死了的事实！ “Ding thump! ” “叮咚！” At this time, Cai Tengjin sent in the news: „Old schoolmate, you do not be noisy, quickly where told me to be. I make a movie on the summit now, the signal was too bad, ran to meet a personal satellite signal of great person specially, contacted with you!” 这时,蔡滕津又发来消息:“老同学,你就别闹啦,快告诉我在哪。我现在在山顶上拍戏,信号太差了,专门跑去接了一个大人物的私人卫星信号,才联系到你！” Un? 嗯？ Personal satellite signal? 私人卫星信号？ This operation? 还有这种操作？ Xu Que immediately is startled , because Cai Tengjin connected the satellite signal, can report the news with the such quick mutual biography? 徐缺顿时一怔,难道就是因为蔡滕津连接了卫星信号,才能跟自己这么快相互传发消息？ In order to confirm this points, Xu Que busy turns on the WeChat chat frames of others, sends the message crazily, following close on, replied one to Cai Tengjin. 为了验证这一点，徐缺紧忙打开其他人的微信聊天框,疯狂发送消息,紧跟着,又给蔡滕津回复了一条。 Sure enough, can the second send successfully besides Cai Tengjin that side news, others demonstrated the transmission failure. 果不其然,除了蔡滕津那边的消息可以秒发成功以外,其余人的都显示发送失败了。 But Xu Que actually not disappointed, is a face is instead joyful, calls out in alarm said: „Fuck, but then found the means!” 可徐缺却没有失望,反是一脸欣喜,惊呼道:“我靠,这下可算是找到办法了！” His busy presses down the number that Cai Tengjin previously sent, dialed, simultaneously waiting of rapid heartbeat. 他紧忙按下蔡滕津先前发来的号码,拨了出去,同时心跳加快的等待起来。 If can connect the call, that wave was fierce, so long as can make the personal satellite signal on Earth, can with oneself to joining! 如果能接通电话,那一波就厉害了,只要在地球上能弄个私人卫星信号,就可以跟自己对接上！ Although does not know that what black science and technology this is, may be always worth trying! 虽然不知道这是哪门子的黑科技,可始终值得一试！ „Honk...... honk......” “嘟……嘟……” Quick, in the telephone hears the slow waiting sound, showing has actually also dialed successfully. 很快,电话里传来缓慢的等待声,却也说明已经拨通成功。 In on the Xu Que face just revealed fully joyful with the anticipation, telephone that end was put through finally! 就在徐缺脸上刚露出满满的欣喜与期待时,电话那端终于被接通了！ „Hey, hello/you good?” “喂,你好？” Listens sound that in cellphone is broadcasting, Xu Que is exceptionally excited, shouts greatly: „Old Cai, Fuck me, Old Cai, mother, my finally success!” 听着手机里传来的声音,徐缺异常激动,大喊道:“老蔡,卧槽,老蔡,妈的,我终于成功了！” „Eh? are you...... Little Xu?” That side Cai Tengjin gawked, indefinite asking. “呃？你是……小徐子？”蔡滕津那边愣了一下,不确定的问道。 Xu Que excited big shouts immediately: „Right, is I am I, Old Cai, A'Cai, social Cai!” 徐缺当即激动的大喊道:“对,是我是我,老蔡,阿蔡,社会蔡！” „Oh Fuck me, your returned to me finally, what play in which the characters wear ancient costumes did you dress up such to make? Hurries, gives me the address, I make a soap opera to you! By your attractiveness index, gets a light from another light certainly!” That side Cai Tengjin should say. “哎哟卧槽,你丫的终于回我了,你打扮成那样是在拍什么古装戏呢？赶紧的,把地址给我,我给你拍个电视剧！以你的颜值,绝对火！”蔡滕津那边应道。 Xu Que disregards directly, comes straight to the point saying: „Old Cai, but also remembers that my younger sister Xu Feifei not, I was separate with her, so grave as to affect a human life, helped me find her quickly!” 徐缺直接无视,开门见山道:“老蔡,还记得我妹妹徐菲菲不,我跟她失散了,人命关天,快帮我找到她！” At this time, he worried very much the teleconference was cut off suddenly, does not dare to chat the idle talk! 这种时候,他很担心电话会突然断掉,根本不敢多聊闲话！ Old Cai should say: „Feifei? Naturally remembers that but many years had not related, how were you separate?” 老蔡应道:“菲菲？当然记得啦,不过也好多年没联系了,你们怎么失散了？” Xu Que: „These were not the heavy points, key point are to hurry to find her! I feared that she has the danger!” 徐缺:“这些不是重点，重点是赶紧找到她呀！我怕她有危险！” Old Cai: „Good, how long did you lose contact?” 老蔡:“好吧,你们失联多久了？” Xu Que immediately was stumped, „is Eh...... the present the prosperous year?” 徐缺顿时被问住,“呃……现在是几几年？” That side the telephone instantaneous silent some little time, heard the Old Cai scolding sound later: „My Fuck, Big Brother you play me, now naturally will be in 2023!” 电话那边瞬间沉默了好一会儿,随后才传来老蔡的骂声:“我擦，大哥你玩我呢,现在当然是2023年啊！” In 2023? 2023年？ Xu Que counted on the fingers, „that was right, I lost contact for 6 years with her!” 徐缺掐指一算,“那就对了,我跟她失联了六年！” Such remarks, that side the telephone was also silent. 此话一出,电话那边又沉默了。 „You lost contact for 6 years with your younger sister, now is looking for her anxiously?” That side Old Cai is somewhat disorderly, even suspected that Xu Que is the mental illness. “你跟你妹妹失联了六年,现在才急着找她？”老蔡那边已经有些凌乱了,甚至怀疑徐缺是不是神经病。 Xu Que should say: „Right! Matter is very complex, I can only contact with your one person now, you must remember that helped me find her!” 徐缺应道:“对啊！事情很复杂,我现在只能联系到你一个人,你一定要记得帮我找到她！” "Ah? can you also only contact with me? ” Old Cai immediately said startled, „mentioned also strangely, my here signal was weak, cellphone of entire dramatic team could not hit, I was also the same, finally chatted to telephone not to have the issue with you! Relax, my here dramatic team also several days heated bamboo strips for writing material, go back definitely to help you look!” “啊？你也只能联系到我？”老蔡顿时愕然道,“说来也奇怪,我这边信号弱得很,整个剧组的手机都打不出去,我也一样,结果跟你聊天打电话却没问题！放心吧,我这边剧组还有几天就杀青了,回去肯定帮你找！” „Good, thanked! This matter is very important, must remember, after wait for me goes back, thanked you again well!” Xu Que should say. “好,谢谢了！这件事很重要,一定要记得,等我回去后,再好好谢你！”徐缺应道。 „Thanked the yarn, your hurrying encircled that picture the address to tell me the friend!” “谢毛线,你丫的赶紧把朋友圈那张照片的地址告诉我！” „Faint, that is really the special effect!” Xu Que blushes with shame. “晕,那真的是特效！”徐缺汗颜。 „Especially...... special effect? Good all various professions, the special effect on the special effect, you finds the time to record a video to me, actually I have a look at your scene...... to have a look at this ‚special effect’ how!” “特……特效？行行行,特效就特效,你找时间录段视频给我,我看看你这场景……呃看看这‘特效’究竟怎么样！” Obviously, Old Cai does not believe the Xu Que's words, but follows his words intent, said that special effect on special effect, actually wants to have a look at the entire ancient city appearance. 显然,老蔡不信徐缺的话,但还是顺着他的话意,说特效就特效,其实还是想看看整个古城的面貌。 The Xu Que immediately corners of the mouth raise, say with a smile: „Good, absolutely without issue, position that but you telephone you now, moreover must connect this satellite signal, otherwise on relation I!” 徐缺顿时嘴角一扬,笑道:“好呀,绝对没问题,但是你记好你现在打电话的方位,而且要连接这个卫星信号,否则就联系不到我了！” „What ghost, you...... toot toot toot toot......” “什么鬼,你……嘟嘟嘟嘟……” Suddenly, the Old Cai words have not said, in Xu Que cellphone transmitted the telephone busy signal. 突然,老蔡的话没说完,徐缺手机里就传来了电话忙音。 „Did Fuck, really break?” The Xu Que immediately face steps, the matter of worry happened. “擦，真断了？”徐缺顿时脸一跨,担心的事还是发生了。 His busy presses down to redial the key, however in cellphone hears the off and on female voice: „Sorry, your telephone the engine off, have please recharged promptly......” 他紧忙按下重拨键,然而手机里传来断断续续的女声:“对不起,您的电话已停机,请及时充值……” Fuck! 靠！ Didn't the phone bill have? 话费没了？ Xu Que stared wide-eyed, has not thought immediately, considers everything, calculates that leaked the phone bill! 徐缺当即瞪大了眼睛,万万没想到,千算万算,算漏了话费这一关！ „Ding!” “叮！” After Xu Que hangs up the telephone, cellphone made a sound, has the new message. 当徐缺挂断电话后,手机响了起来,有新的短信。 He presses to look, compelled instantaneously ignorant. 他按开一看,瞬间就懵逼了。 „respected user, closure on July 21 , 2023, your cellphone already money owed 26705 Yuan, for does not affect your normal use, please recharge promptly! Thank you cooperation!” “尊敬的用户,截止2023年7月21日,您的手机已欠费26705元,为了不影响您的正常使用,请及时充值！谢谢您的合作！” „Owes...... the money owed 26,000? Can mother, moving you be so black?” Xu Que immediately violent anger. “欠……欠费两万六？妈的,移动你要不要这么黑啊？”徐缺顿时暴怒不已。 ...... …… ...... …… Meanwhile, on Earth. 与此同时,地球上。 In the incomparably remote mountain, a dramatic team is bustling about. 无比偏僻的山里,一个剧组正在忙碌。 Old Cai is listening to the busy signal in telephone, cannot help but frowns: „His, this fellow makes my telephone call unexpectedly!” 老蔡听着电话里的忙音,不由得皱起眉头:“丫的,这家伙居然挂我电话！” Then, he defers to the number that Xu Que dials, dialed, finally was shocked. 说完,他又按照徐缺打来的号码,拨了出去,结果愣住了。 In cellphone prompts the opposite party already the engine off. 手机里提示对方已停机。 „Didn't my Fuck, this boy have the phone bill? Chatted the proper business, how to have the phone bill?” Old Cai speechless shook the head. “我擦，这小子连话费都没了？聊正事呢,怎么就没话费了？”老蔡无语的摇了摇头。 At this time, a staff was startled to shout: „Haha, my cellphone can dial the number!” 这时,一名员工惊喊道:“哈哈,我手机能拨通号码了！” Following close on, others was also shouting: 紧跟着,其余人也纷纷喊了起来: „Well? I can also dial!” “咦？我也能拨通了！” „Haha, I am also! Also can access the net, the speed is good!” “哈哈,我也是！还能上网,网速还不错！” „Restored finally normally!” “总算又恢复正常了啊！” ...... …… Old Cai immediately at present one bright, looks to a not far away staff, shouts: „Little Ming, accesses the net to go to this number sufficient 100 quickly, I have the urgent matter to look for him, just chatted half goods not to have the phone bill!” 老蔡顿时眼前一亮,看向不远处一名员工,喊道:“小明,快上网给这个号码充一百块进去,我有急事找他,刚聊一半这货就没话费了！” „Good director!” Little Ming should say immediately, takes up cellphone to recharge! “好嘞导演！”小明当即应道,拿起手机进行充值！ Without a while, he then handled: „Director, imitated!” 没一会儿,他便搞定了:“导演,充好了！” „Thanked!” Old Cai fishes out 100 dollars, gives Little Ming. “谢了！”老蔡摸出一百块钱,递给小明。 Little Ming is busy at beckoning with the hand saying: „Director, does not imitate a phone bill, you with my polite anything!” 小明忙摆手道:“导演,不就充点话费嘛,您跟我客气啥！” The Old Cai eye stares: „Makes you receive you to receive.” 老蔡眼睛一瞪:“让你收你就收着。” Little Ming is also very hale and hearty, should say: „Director, do not look down upon me, I mix with you such for a long time, helping your sufficient phone bill be difficult to be inadequate must receive money?” 小明也很硬朗,应道:“导演,你别看不起我呀,我跟您混这么久,帮您充个话费难不成还得收钱？” „Likes taking!” Old Cai this little while also has no free time to haggle over with Little Ming, takes up cellphone to dial the Xu Que's number. “爱拿不拿！”老蔡这会儿也没空跟小明计较,拿起手机又拨起徐缺的号码。 The result...... cellphone prompts the engine off as before! 结果……手机依旧提示停机！ „My does Fuck, return the engine off? Little Ming, don't you have the sufficient success?” “我擦，还停机？小明,你是不是没充成功啊？” "Ah? is not right, success! ” “啊？不对呀,都成功了！” „Ok, you imitate 100 to go in again!” “算了,你再充一百块进去！” „Good! Imitated!” “好嘞！充好了！” „Un, I try...... Fuck me again, cannot make a connection, how many phone bills did this delivery bottom owe?” “嗯,我再试试……卧槽,还是打不通,这货到底是欠了多少话费呀？” „All right, Director, I give him on directly sufficiently 1000!” “没事,导演,我直接给他充上一千！” „Faint, you leave! Let that fellow go sufficiently.” “晕,你别！让那家伙自己充去。” „Hee hee, Director, I have imitated, then you felt relieved that hits!” “嘻嘻,导演,我已经充好了,这下你放心打吧！” „You......” Old Cai shook the head, dial the Xu Que's number again. “你……”老蔡摇了摇头,再次拨通徐缺的号码。 The next quarter, Old Cai was again scared. 下一刻,老蔡再次傻眼了。 In cellphone reminded „the user who you dialed as before already engine off”! 手机里依旧提醒“您拨打的用户已停机”！ „My day!” Old Cai broken scolded at the scene. “我日！”老蔡当场破骂。 Little Ming has a scare: „Director, how? Couldn't have made a connection? Can be the phone bill delays to the account?” 小明吓了一跳:“导演,怎么了？还打不通啊？会不会是话费延缓到账了？” The Old Cai violent temper also got up all of a sudden, the big hand wields said: „Mother, Little Ming, gives me sufficient 10,000 to go, this time cannot make a connection again, my he- mother's live broadcast swallows the excrement!” 老蔡暴脾气也一下子起来了,大手一挥道:“妈的,小明,给我充一万块进去,这次再打不通,我他-娘的直播吞粪！” ...... …… ...... ……